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Today, we will show you how to eat B-class and C-class food that you have never seen before.
Akimoto, you can't cook, can you?
I can cook a little bit.
No, you can't say that on TV.
I can.
You can't.
No, you can't!
I can!
Everyone, Akimo-chan is...
You're going to ride the Guinness World Record, aren't you?
I'm going to win first place!
The first one is Maya and...
Yes, I'm going to beat Atsuko.
That's amazing!
But Atsuko is too strong, so I don't think I can do much after that.
You're weak! You're weak!
Rock, paper, scissors!
That's a good one.
Alright, let's go!
Yes!
I'm Zazaza's unfortunate beauty and unfortunate handsome man!
How should I say it?!
She looks great, but there are some disappointments.
Please judge her.
One vote for Zazaza.
The winner is the person who has the most votes.
One vote for Zazaza is 1000 yen.
The highest is 50 votes for Zazaza is 50,000 yen.
I will give this prize to the champion!
Let's go! The first presenter is...
She was nervous.
She was the first one to say it out loud.
She noticed it and said it out loud.
She's a genius.
Don't worry.
Hello.
You must be Hikari.
I'm Hikari.
Please introduce yourself.
What do you do?
I'm a wedding singer.
Wedding singer?
Same job.
What do you do?
Wedding singer.
Today...
Now...
Let's welcome our wedding singer.
Please introduce yourself.
Even though you're pretty, our fans say you're stupid.
What?
Stupid.
If you do that, you'll be told off by your beautiful wife, and your play will be called "Beautiful Wife's Revenge".
Why?
It's similar, why is it similar?
Where is "idiot" in this?
Everyone, please answer.
Please tell us why you're called "idiot".
Yes.
When I say my name, people say it.
"Idiot" instead of "name", is there such a name?
Idiot
Then please show us your name.
It's because of this name.
"Dunkan Levi"!
"Dunkan"!
"Dunkan", "idiot"!
"Dunkan"!
"Dunkan Levi"!
"Dunkan"!
"Dunkan" is... which one?
My dad is "Dunkan" and he often says "idiot" like that.
Dad, I'm sorry!
Which one is "Dunkan" in the back?
It's in America, but it's Scotland's name.
Is that so?
Dunkan
Isn't it similar to Hikari-san's?
It's similar, isn't it?
My girlfriend is "dunkan" too.
Your girlfriend is "dunkan" too?
What do you mean?
Is your girlfriend's name "dunkan"?
She's my girlfriend, so we have the same name.
"Dunkan"!
"Dunkan", "idiot"!
When it came out, it has already been established.
Yes!
This topic itself, you know.
It's terrible!
This is a tough one.
"Dunkan", "idiot" is a name I know.
"Dunkan", "idiot" is a definite name.
So, how do you say it, Takei-san?
"Dunkan", "idiot"
It's not similar!
That's terrible!
You're always doing it!
Anyway, thank you for listening to "39 Zazazas"!
Now, the next person has no introduction.
I'm disappointed in myself!
That's what she said.
Let's have her on stage now.
This is her.
My voice is handsome, but I don't look like it.
That's her.
Sometimes voice actresses say that.
You don't have to say that.
Now, let's have her on stage.
Right, Himawari Shogo-san?
Your name, please.
Yes, my name is Himawari Tomoya.
Your voice doesn't sound like a handsome man's either.
But it's a beautiful voice.
So you're going to sing for us today?
Yes, I'm known for my handsome voice.
What song will you be singing for us?
Speaking of handsome men...
Fukuyama Masaru-san's song.
Let's have you sing for us.
I'm sorry.
I know I'm alive.
Drink up the whole thing and stay like this until the end.
My stomach is shaking.
What are you doing?
Why can't you show us your karaoke performance?
It's been a while since I sang karaoke like this.
Your T-shirt is like that, right?
Hinataco-san's.
My nipples are exposed, right?
My nipples are exposed is good.
Imoaraizawa Kakari-cho's only salesman.
Salesman.
He can dance and sing.
Yes, yes, yes.
But his voice is sweet.
It's cool.
If you hear this in karaoke boxes, everyone will be like "Huh?"
My stomach is shaking and I feel like I'm going to throw up.
It's like an iron plate performance.
An iron plate performance just for takoyaki.
It's really good.
That was "37 Seasons".
Now, we will introduce the next person. Please come in!
You are sisters.
We are sisters of some kind.
Who is unfortunate?
You want to be three beautiful girls, but you are unfortunate that you are older than you.
That means...
You are the eldest daughter.
You are the eldest daughter and Aika is the third daughter.
You want to be three beautiful girls, but you are unfortunate that you are older than you.
That means...
You are unfortunate that you are older than you.
Please come in!
But look at her face. Do you have something against it?
I don't know.
What kind of theme is this fashion?
It's just everyday clothes.
I think it's fine.
She's wearing short sleeves.
You said it's fine to wear underwear.
It's raining and you're wearing short sleeves.
It's fine. It's still hot.
What are you wearing?
I'm wearing winter clothes.
Winter clothes.
Do you have something against wearing underwear?
You should hide it inside.
It's cold.
You can wear it from above.
It's cold.
You don't hide it inside?
What do you think of your sister?
She seems like a recent girl.
Recent girl?
When did you become a girl?
Her T-shirt is like this.
It's like this.
It's like this only today.
It's always like this.
It's not like this on TV.
Where did you become like this?
It's strange since I was born.
You didn't know it since you were born.
I didn't know it since I was born.
It's unique.
It's great.
I hope you keep going.
It's cold.
You can wear jeans and everything.
You can tie your hair.
Winter clothes are strange.
Please come again.
I'm wearing long sleeves.
Is this long sleeves?
It's like this.
It's like this only today.
Congratulations, it's 42.
It's too bad.
This time, it's not a problem.
It's 42.
Congratulations!
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Well, it's about time.
"Waratteii Tomo" is sponsored by you.
Special edition! Zezeze's Z級 gourmet powder!
Last week Tamo-chan came up with this idea for this segment of the show.
It's a Z-class gourmet food that's delicious the other way around.
There's a variety of A-class and B-class gourmet foods,
but we wanted to make you think "is this really possible?" and make you eat delicious Z-class gourmet food.
That's what Tamo-chan came up with.
Tamo-san, you're such a stupid answerer!
Tamo-san, you're the judge.
If you think this is a Z-class gourmet food, this is what you'll get.
Press the "zezeze" button.
The perfect score is "zuzeze".
Now, let me introduce our guest.
It's Robert!
Let's go!
We don't need Denilo.
Did you leave Denilo behind?
No, we don't need him!
The three of us, Robert.
Today, Robert and I will introduce you to the Z-class gourmet food.
If it's Robert, it's Z-class gourmet food.
If it's Robert, it's not Z-class gourmet food.
Then, let's introduce the first Z-class gourmet food.
First is Robert!
Yes!
This is really there.
Oh, what is it?
Yes, I brought it.
First of all, the Z-class gourmet food we will introduce is this!
Sashimi noodles.
Sashimi?
Yes, please explain.
Sashimi, sesame oil and instant ramen.
This instant ramen...
Instant ramen.
This instant ramen...
You smash it like this.
Wow, amazing power!
Anyone can do it.
You can do it with your fingers too.
And you sprinkle it like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's still crispy.
And you can eat it like this.
You can eat it like this.
This is delicious.
It's easy.
And you put sesame oil on it like this.
I think it's not soy sauce.
It looks delicious.
You don't put soy sauce?
You don't put it.
You can put a little more.
It looks like junk food.
You can put as much as you like.
Of course.
Sashimi alone is too simple.
You can eat it with the texture and sesame oil.
Tamori, let's eat it.
Please judge it properly.
Is it delicious?
I'm just thinking about it.
It's delicious!
It's delicious, right?
It's delicious!
I'll say it first.
I'll say it first!
Hey!
You're a genius, aren't you?
What you're doing is weird.
You're doing it at home.
You're saying something reasonable.
It's better than I thought.
This is delicious.
It's crispy.
It's pretty good.
The sesame oil is still working.
Try it.
I want to try it.
It's good.
It's a little junk food.
It's like dagashi.
It used to be like dagashi.
It increased.
It's good.
So, Robert's Z-class food is...
Nana-re-zeze.
It's good.
It's amazing.
It's easy, but I noticed later that it's common to eat avocado with wasabi soy sauce.
It's often eaten with vegetables.
That's right, but my family in Akimoto has eaten avocado as a fruit since I was little.
Because it's southern food.
That's right, my mother was born in the south.
First, cut it out.
Did your mother eat it like this?
My mother ate it like this.
I learned about eating it with wasabi soy sauce when I turned 20.
It's good with wasabi soy sauce.
This is sugar.
Sugar.
Eat it with sugar.
Mix it and it's good for you.
It's good.
Let's eat it like this.
It's really good.
At first, it was fruits and now it's vegetables.
It's good for your body.
Women.
It's good.
Don't eat it first!
Why is it better than me?
It's good!
Yes! It's like fruits like kiwi and other fruits like that
It's good!
Roche!
So Roche is...
Coffee Fresh Peperoncino!
This is...
This is actually...
If you have this much, it's a little acoustic, right?
But if you're tired of it, you have to eat it.
But if you leave it...
You can change the taste in the middle.
In the middle, I put in the coffee fresh that I left in the store.
And then...
This is...
It has a carbonara-like taste.
That's right! It has a carbonara-like taste.
You put in that much?
How much do you put in?
It's so much that people in the store hate it!
Okay, then!
Let's eat it together!
It's different.
You're using it in a big way.
Look! Look! Look!
Ja! Ja! Ja!
What? What? What? What?
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
What a shame! What a shame!
What a shame!
What was it again?
Ja! Ja! Ja!
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
It's good!
I love this!
That's right!
Peperoncino has a strong garlic taste.
And the garlic is...
And the cream makes it mild.
That's right!
This is pretty good!
Mr. Oda! What do you think?
How many of these should we use?
What do you think?
We can't!
We can't?!
We can't share opinions like this?!
This is...
It's pretty good!
Peperoncino itself is better!
Look, look, it's delicious!
You put in too much just now!
It's good, it's good.
It's not good.
It's better.
It's not "zezeze" but "zatara"
That's a disappointing point.
Huh?
Zero points.
What is this?
Zero points?
What is this?
Zero points for sure.
Zero points.
Zero points for everyone.
If you like it, you like it.
Next up is "gussan"
What is "gussan"?
It's delicious.
This is really delicious.
Everyone, are you ready for the memo?
Here it is!
BORDERLESS MEN!
MEN NI GOKYO WA NAI!
It's cool!
BORDERLESS MEN!
This is...
When I'm with my friends,
there's a lot of people.
But in the middle of the night,
we all want to eat ramen.
But we don't have the same ramen.
When we want to cook it in a pot,
we don't have the same ramen.
So we just put it all in.
There's miso ramen and salt ramen.
We put in miso, salt, soy sauce, everything.
Flour, powder...
We put it all in!
And at the end, we put in the egg.
It was really, really good!
Really?!
We tried it with a lot of noodles,
but no matter what noodles you put in, it's good.
Really?!
BORDERLESS MEN!
They're all Japanese, right?
They're not Japanese!
BORDERLESS MEN!
Yes, yes!
BORDERLESS MEN!
Save me!
This is really, really good.
Can I say something?
It's like this.
It smells good.
No, no, Oto-san, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Everyone, please try this.
Tamori-san, let's try it together.
Mix the egg at the end.
It's better than one kind.
This is good.
The noodles are different. Hard and soft.
Hard, thin, thick, it's all mixed like this.
What's going to happen?
It smells really good.
It smells good, doesn't it?
I'm getting hungry.
It's going well.
How about this?
It's good.
He said it earlier.
He says everything is good.
I'm a judge from now on.
Judge?
Tamori-san, you're amazing.
The taste is too complicated.
I see.
You can make a taste you'll never meet in your life.
But if you mix it with something else...
It's good.
You say everything is good.
Everything is good.
You're a judge and you're small, aren't you?
I'm a judge.
I'm not that small.
The noodles have different tastes.
It's interesting.
The soup has a strong flavor.
It has different flavors.
Gussan, I'm sorry.
I pressed the "unfortunate" button.
Could it be...
It's here!
I'm sad.
I'm happy.
It's here!
It's Ota-san!
Ota-san!
Mine is...
Ota-san!
This one!
Furikome-gohan (rice topped with furikake)
What?
Furikome-gohan (rice topped with furikake)
It's a common furikake dish.
You shake it like this.
That's the annoying part.
It's not annoying. You just shake it.
When you do it, you have to do it like this.
You have to take a bite like this.
Wait!
Wait! That's weird!
What is it?
It's not about how you eat it.
It's about the problem!
That's more annoying than doing it once.
You can drink it with a straw.
You can drink it with a cup.
This one is more crunchy.
If you don't have one, you don't have to do it.
Do you do it?
It's really good.
It's really good, right?
Of course it is!
It's really good.
Look at this!
What is it?
It has a luxurious taste.
Luxurious taste.
Luxurious.
The crispiness is still fresh.
It's in the best condition for sale.
It's really in season.
It might be.
Right?
The crispiness is still there.
It's still there.
But if you make a big mistake,
and it's too much,
you can compare it with this one and eat this one.
If you make it look good from the beginning,
it's a hassle.
It's definitely that one.
It's not a hassle.
Isn't it better than this one?
It's the same!
Okay, let's eat!
Next week Wednesday and Friday on Itago TV, think about it!
The winning team will choose the title.
We will decide which is the best TV show next week.
The best TV show will be on next Wednesday's news.
Robert, please lead us.
Let's go.
Gussan's TV show is...
"Borderless Curry Tasting Session".
It's like, "What are you doing, makers?"
I think it's a hit.
But if you combine it, it's all good.
You're like an Indian chef today.
Yes, I am.
I see, you mix different kinds of curry.
Curry is like that.
Curry is like that?
As a result, "Curry is like that",
We all want to say it.
Tamori's TV show is...
"Oil Lunch Fight".
I want to say it!
I want to hear you say it!
There were people who couldn't join.
It's an official corner car.
I see.
It might be good.
There were a lot of people in line.
We couldn't ask.
"Oil Lunch Fight".
The company will close soon.
It's not bad.
It's only for companies around here.
It's not close.
Let's go with the corner.
The TV show is...
"Gaga", "King", "Gaga".
"Gusan", "Kabuki", "Shugo"
This is...
Until now, we have done a lot of things in this corner.
"Gaga" is done by Abe and Akimoto.
As a part of "Lady Gaga".
"Gusan" is from Korea.
"Kabuki Make".
And "Pakcho" is from "Iitomo Sentai".
AD Squad
All of them...
There is no "AD隊" written on it.
All Star
No, there is "own number" written on it.
What?
We didn't even appear on TV.
"AD Team" is "Grand Gathering"
"Grand gathering" is "What do you do?"
It's in the corner.
Next, "Nakaoka".
"Nakaoka"'s TV show is...
"Reflect", "That Time's Bad Photo Announcement".
This is not good.
It's from the past.
It's now, right?
No, it's now.
There were worse times.
We want everyone to look at the photos of that time and reflect.
We don't want it to be like this.
I see.
There are many things in the past, right?
Yes, there are.
Akimoto-chan, you have many things, right?
Do you have any bad photos?
I do, I do.
I was 20kg heavier than now.
20kg?
20kg heavier?
Yes, yes, yes.
There are many photos like that.
Look at those photos.
Yes.
We don't want it to be like this.
She was 20cm shorter than now.
She was 20cm shorter?
She is still young.
She was still young.
She was young and gentle like that when she was little.
Robert, how about these photos?
Oh, that's good.
We have photos.
You don't show up in the next album.
No, no, it's fine.
No, it's fine.
You don't show up in the next album?
It's not good.
Doesn't it make no sense?
Those guys.
But...
I don't show up.
You don't show up.
You don't show up in "That Time's Bad Photo Announcement".
You don't have to say it now!
If you think about it carefully, you do show up!
You don't show up! You don't show up in "That Time's Bad Photo Announcement"!
You don't show up.
It's hard!
Okay, let's go. Oto-san's idea. The TV is this!
Tanaka vs. Ashida Mana koyaku competition.
Koyaki or Mana?
Which one is better?
No, two koyakus.
Two koyakus.
Two genius koyakus competing.
But there's something important.
Since I'm an elementary school student, I don't show up.
I don't show up on weekdays.
What about you?
I'm not an elementary school student.
I don't show up because I'm not an elementary school student.
Do you have a stomachache?
Stomachache?
That's no good!
That's right.
We took a lot of photos.
Let's see.
We want to see old photos of you.
We took most of them.
That's all for today.
Sunday vs. Koii Tomocup
Hit a five, bounce the ball, and then a green ball, okay?
Yesterday we had 10 of them and none of them went in.
Let's go! 30 seconds, ready...
Start!
Tonight, we have a 2 hour special!
Starting at 7pm!
We'll talk with Picaru's members...
The guests are amazing!
Yes, the guests are great too!
This Sunday night at 7pm, "Akan Police" has a 2 hour special!
In the fall of "Akan Entertainers", everyone will be arrested!
"Akimocchan" will also be there, so please watch it!
Starting in the morning, we'll perform at "Espera Ball"!
If you like it, please listen to it!
- Yes, we'll do it. - How many times do we have to do it today?
Yes, tomorrow's theme is "Beautiful Airfield Contest"!
Until 9.30 in the morning, we'll perform again with things that can prove our age!
With that, we'll say our goodbyes and come back again!
Thank you!