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Today, Bakusho Mondai will work as an AD team for one day.
We have to work harder than usual, don't you think, Kumoto-chan?
Yes, you're right.
We really have to work harder, don't you think, Kumoto-chan?
We really have to work harder!
I said we have to work harder!
Come on, Hiroyuki-san! Let's go!
Last time it was Kokado-kun's pronunciation.
This time it's "bakumon-iitomo-ad-tai-ni".
We'll do it based on that.
That's too much, ad-tai!
It's not like that, it's ad-tai!
Please support us!
Your movements are noisy!
Your opinions collided in a short period of time, didn't you two?
We collided!
And you were singing the last "taratatata", weren't you?
I don't know.
I want you to lower this too.
Lower it!
You two are on good terms!
And the winner is...
The "zazazano" "zannen" "bijinko"!
- Please do only what you can't do. - From now on I will do only what I can't do.
"Zazazano" "zannen" "bijinko"!
There is a "zazazano" "zannen" "bijinko"!
Za
Look at his shoulders.
How disappointed you are?
"Zan" "Nen" "Da"
If you think it's "Zan" "Nen" "Da" please press it.
"Za" "Za" "Za" will enter.
It's "Zan" "Nen" "No" "Za"
"Zan" "Nen" "No" "Za" "Za"
"Zan" "Nen"
"Bi" "Bi" "Bi"
The more you press it, the more it moves.
"Zan" "Za"
"Ban" "Ban"
Dendo
Oh, "Zan" "Nen"
"Zan" "Nen"
The winner of the 30,000 yen contest will receive this!
30,000 yen!
Let's move on to the first one.
First up is the introducer!
Where is the first introducer?
Everyone is beautiful!
What is your relationship?
I am a college student.
It's a shame you don't know each other.
But you like her, don't you?
You like her, don't you?
Do you like her, too?
No, I don't like her at all.
Are you drunk?
What kind of "unfortunate beauty" is she?
This is a man's book.
But you like her, don't you?
What kind of "otaku" is he?
Ikura-chan!
Ikura-chan?
Your face is pretty!
Yes, I'm Ikura-chan.
Why Ikura-chan?
Why?
Your name is Ikura-chan?
Ikura-chan.
Why?
I used another handle name before.
What handle name?
It's a pen name.
It's better not to say it.
It's a shame if you say it.
I like your paper bag.
It was hard for me to say it.
It sounded like a baby's name.
That's why it's Ikura-chan.
It's a good name.
It's really cool.
It's like a visual rock band's vocalist.
It's like a vocalist.
It's like a mysterious transfer student.
It's like a transfer student.
Is it?
He will show you his performance.
What will he do?
It's okay.
Can you see it?
Paper bag?
It's definitely different.
What is it?
What?
Ikura-chan!
Anime?
Anime T-shirt.
T-shirt!
What is it?
T-shirt!
Stop it!
Is it okay?
Ikura-chan!
What is it about?
Otagei's one technique.
Please!
It's not boring, it's interesting!
It's cool!
But I'm glad he's not singing solo right now!
Seriously...
Do you all sing together?
Yes, we do.
We're like karaoke singers.
You don't look like singers at all!
What kind of fans are you?
Like AKB?
AKB is like...
But AKB...
What are you talking about?!
AKB is like...
What do you mean?
If an AKB fan is singing, of course I'll dance too.
Who are you cheering for?
AKB.
Me? I'm a voice actor.
Voice actor?
What's your name?
But that voice actor...
It's not Nana Ichigo or anything like that.
That voice actor...
That voice actor is not allowed to sing live, so I've decided not to sing.
Then where will you dance?
I'll dance in front of that voice actor.
You'll dance?
You were dancing in the beginning, though.
I see.
You really do look like Jan Nensho.
But it's fine, right?
So, have you decided yet?
Not yet.
It's hot in here.
I like this character!
Do you dance like this?
Yes, I do.
Isn't this a really good song?
This is my favorite character, Awamiya Yuko.
Awamiya?
Are you Miko-san?
I'm actually Sistafuku...
I don't know you!
Tamuri-san, please hit me!
Tamuri-san, don't!
What are you doing?
You're not allowed to!
What are you doing?
You're not allowed to hit me!
So, it's 41,000 people who voted for her!
That's interesting.
Now, let's move on to our next guest.
Oh, there she is!
There she is!
She was here last time, wasn't she?
Last time, she was on "Unfortunate Beauty", wasn't she?
Yes, that's right.
What "Unfortunate Beauty"?
"Unfortunate Beauty" is an old photo.
That's why she's our guest today.
Could you please introduce yourself?
Sure.
She's single but fashionable.
That reminds you of "Unfortunate Beauty", doesn't it?
Single?
Is that how you write it in Kanji?
She's a single model.
I guess you can write it in Kanji.
But, she's a fashionista.
What does "yomo" mean?
"Yomo" doesn't mean "oon", but "single".
Now, let's invite our guest who's single but fashionable.
Welcome!
Eh, is that poetry?
Yes, it is poetry.
May I have your name?
I'm Wakapiko.
May I have your name?
I didn't write Wakapiko anywhere.
It's not a shame at all.
Wakapiko? Wakapiko?
Wakapiko?
Wakapiko is a nickname?
Yes, it is.
It's a nickname.
There's a rumor about it.
I'm not saying it's bad.
I'm not saying it's not bad.
I'm saying it's bad.
Wakapiko?
I'm riding a tiger.
It's not a tiger.
It's a shame.
It's not a tiger.
It's a shame.
Do you like animals?
I love animals.
It's all remake.
You made it by yourself?
I made it by myself.
You didn't shoot the animal with chains.
You bought a figure and attached it yourself.
What is this pistol?
This is a pistol.
What is this?
I don't have it.
Are you all right?
It's not a shame.
It's a shame.
I'm happy.
You have your own animal, right?
If you go to Africa in that school, you will definitely have a hunter.
You will definitely have a hunter.
Hunter!
I don't know if it's a hunter or an animal.
Thank you for recording.
The next one is not introduced by anyone, but he himself applied for it.
This is his unfortunate point.
His voice is good-looking, but his appearance is unfortunate.
Now, let's see who he is.
I see.
He is cool.
He is a person I have never seen before.
What is his name?
I don't know him.
Please tell me your name.
I am Shimizu Katsuhito.
You have a good voice.
Shimizu-san, could you show us your song?
Can you show us your song?
Oh, you want me to sing?
Please show us your song.
Can you sing it yourself?
It's different from singing.
♪ Love is my treasure, please trust me more. ♪
That's wonderful.
Tamu-san, what do you think of his singing voice?
Well, it's a shame.
He's such a humble person.
Is this always your song?
Yes, it is.
You always sing this song.
Yes, I always sing it.
You must be surprised.
Yes, we are.
What do you do for other songs?
I'm unemployed now, but...
But today, we have a champion, 50 years old, Zazaza's co-owner, Shimizu-san!
Now, Zazaza's announcement!
Yes, Zazaza's "Unfortunate Beauty Contest",
If you feel unfortunate,
If you have someone around you who is handsome but unfortunate,
If you feel a little unfortunate,
Please apply for this application!
If you feel unfortunate,
"Waratteii Tomo" is sponsored by these sponsors.
"Unfortunate Beauty Contest", Shinjuku 109!
If you don't know the answer, you and your audience and all of us, 109 people will come up with a conclusion.
Let's do it together!
Well, even if we come up with a conclusion, there will only be about 100 people left.
But we will come up with one.
7 people.
7 people, right?
Now, we have two guests.
Mori Kumiko and Kumada Yoko!
That's amazing.
Today, you two will participate.
Let's get 109 people to answer.
That's right.
Here are the first two questions.
When you sleep, what is the room light?
A. Dark B. A little bright
A little bright.
What do you think?
Which one?
The one with all black and orange lights at the end.
There are also ones with lights on and off.
Of course.
Which one is it?
Which one do you think it is?
Isn't this too low?
It's a remote control.
You put a string on it, right?
That's right.
There are many of them.
First of all, we will ask 109 people.
Please find out which one is A or B.
Go ahead!
The two of you are separated and the four of you are a little brighter.
Are you middle-aged?
No, we are not middle-aged.
What do you mean?
It's brighter if you put on a small one.
So you like it too dark?
It's dark.
It's so dark that you can open the curtain of the window.
It's dark for people who like it dark.
It's not dark.
It's dark for people who like to close everything.
You can't see what's in front of you.
It's not bright for people who like electricity.
It's bright enough for you to see a little bit of it.
This is electricity, right?
That orange one.
What about you?
I like it dark.
You like it dark, right?
What do you mean?
You like it dark, right?
It's dark.
You like it dark, right?
I and Yoko always like it dark.
No, you don't.
We don't sleep together.
What do you like?
Yoko likes it dark.
Completely dark?
Yes, you can close the curtain.
I like it dark enough for me to wear an eye mask.
You wear an eye mask?
You wear an eye mask that much?
Yes, I like it dark.
You too?
I'm not that dark.
Oh, you're in a cave.
I'm not in a cave.
If you were a human, you'd be in a cave.
You're like a bonfire.
First of all, we'll have 100 people give their opinions.
When you sleep in a room,
A. Dark B. A little bright
Switch on!
The conclusion of the nation is that when you go to bed, it's dark.
If you wake up and get brighter little by little before you wake up, it's easy for you to wake up.
It's natural light.
So it's better to sleep in a dark place.
It's better to sleep with windows open.
It's best to wake up and get brighter little by little.
Then, it's also bad to use curtains?
If it's a curtain for practice, it's fine.
What are you doing?
It went in.
Next question.
From now on, you can only eat one of them.
This is difficult.
Shrimp.
What?
Shrimp.
It's not crab.
If you choose shrimp, you can't eat crab for the rest of your life.
If you choose crab, you can't eat shrimp for the rest of your life.
You can eat a lot of shrimp.
You can't become crab-shaped.
You can't become crab-shaped or shrimp-shaped.
Let's decide who will go first.
Please divide into teams.
What?
It's AB.
It's AB!
There are so many kinds of shrimp.
Can we not eat shrimp?
There aren't many kinds of crab.
But there are crab and crab miso.
There is crab miso.
There is no shrimp miso!
There is shrimp miso!
Shrimp miso!
Can you explain a little bit?
It's shrimp that's usually settled in there.
It's usually, usually, usually...
No, no, it's usually...
It's usually similar, but it's small.
Small, small.
It's small.
That's why we don't eat tempura or shrimp tempura.
There are so many kinds of crab tempura!
There aren't any!
There is something like crab and crab miso.
There is no crab!
There is also chikama, chikama.
It's completely different.
Chikama has nothing to do with shrimp or crab.
It's cheese.
There are no sweets.
There are too many sweets.
There are no sweets.
Shrimp.
Shrimp?
There is shrimp.
It's expensive.
Don't get it.
Just make it.
It was a canned food!
If you make it extra expensive!
It's canned and the crab is good!
There are so many kinds of shrimp!
shrimp chili is good!
That too!
There is also crab.
There are also black tiger prawns, too!
There is black tiger.
But there are also crab tempura,
there are clam tempura,
there is also crab,
and also crab.
Crab. Crab.
You caught it when you were injured.
No, no.
I caught it when I was injured.
You caught it when you were injured.
But you came to Shozak.
Yes.
Ah, you came.
Now, let's check it in the venue.
A. Shrimp. B. Crab. Switch on!
Crab is delicious, right?
It's delicious!
The next person to eat is...
Probably me!
The citizens' decision is...
Shrimp!
You're too used to shrimps.
That's why it's fun when shrimps are gone.
It's definitely better to get used to crabs.
I rarely eat crabs.
The shock when shrimps are gone is bigger.
I'm saying this now, but it's the shock when shrimps are gone.
Then you won't eat shrimps for the rest of your life.
Because you lost.
Then let's move on to the next topic.
Here it is!
Okay, viewers, let's say goodbye. Here it is!
Octopus is delicious.
Mori-san, why octopus?
Because you can eat it with takoyaki.
Even if you don't eat it with takoyaki, you can eat it with okonomiyaki.
Octopus has a wide range of dishes.
Suzuke is also delicious.
Octopus is also available in Italian.
There are also Greek dishes.
In Japan, there is squid and daikon.
Sashimi is also delicious.
Octopus is also delicious.
Geso-yaki is delicious.
In festivals, geso-yaki is delicious.
There is no takoyaki.
Takoyaki is delicious.
What is this?
There is also oden.
Oden is also delicious.
The squid itself is not overwhelmingly delicious.
But I don't know about bears.
Bears are animals.
It's hot.
Squid is delicious.
It's salty, isn't it?
It's salty.
You said something good.
It's salty.
If you do it, you can do it.
Let's have fun.
If you say sweets, you'll get drunk.
You'll get drunk.
If you don't eat anything tonight,
A. Octopus B. Squid, switch on!
A. Octopus, switch on!
It's divided into 10 parts.
This program was brought to you by Tokyo.
The audience will decide which is the best TV show they think of.
The TV show that won first place will be on next Wednesday's news.
So last week, what Cocado thought of was chosen, right?
Yes.
That's why we're here today.
Thank you.
That's great, isn't it?
We've been doing it since last week.
No.
It's busy.
It's tough.
We cut it off in the middle.
I feel bad for Fujii-chan.
Fujii-chan is like the president of the Dominican Republic.
She doesn't get used to it.
She doesn't get used to it at all.
She's free.
How is it? Do you always have a hard time with this?
It's hard for me.
I know, right?
Now, let's watch it.
First is Ohta-san.
The TV show that Ohta-san thought of is...
Ohta! Introduce me to the producer!
Oh no, oh no!
What are you doing?
I'm wearing the producer's suit.
You're wearing a suit?
I'm wearing a suit.
That's right.
Go to Sub.
Sub?
It doesn't show up here!
Sub is also on air.
But this is the director, right?
This is the director, right?
Ah, that's right.
Then you have to calculate the money, right?
Calculate the money, right?
Oh no, oh no!
You have to talk about sponsors and sales and stuff like that.
Give me some money.
I'll give you some money!
Of course! Of course!
But you don't show up on TV shows.
I don't know.
Now, let's continue.
Kokado!
Yes!
The TV show that Kokado thought of is...
Realistic Yamaguchi Nakaoka impersonation competition!
Yes!
We don't need two impersonators on the same day!
Wait a minute!
Of course we know Guts-san, but is Nakaoka-kun good at impersonating?
He's good!
He's really good!
What are you trying to say?!
Guts-san and Harry Outer don't exist in Nakaoka!
I've never heard of them!
There is!
He's good!
He's always entertaining us!
Morisuru-san!
That's why I said it out loud, it's terrible.
Isn't it true?
To be honest, I don't want to compete with you either.
Let's do it for real.
There are many ways.
So, this is the TV show.
"Autumn of Art", "Kirieo".
What?
"Kirieo"?
Isn't it difficult?
Cutting hair?
Cutting hair like this or using a cutter like this.
It's hard.
"Hayashia Shorakusho" too.
"Hayashia Shorakusho", right?
Isn't it difficult?
But I think we can do it because we are adults.
It's funny.
It was funny when we did "A".
I can do it if it's a haircut.
You can't do it if it's a haircut, right?
I can do it if it's "shaggy".
"Shaggy"?
It's been a while since I heard it.
"Shaggy"?
How about you, Mori-san? Do you want to see it?
I want to see it a little.
Don't you want to put it on a black sheet and do it like this?
I want to see it.
You can't do it if it's "shaggy", right?
I don't know. I want to try it.
You look like you can bite with scissors.
What do you mean by "bite with scissors"?
"Bite with scissors".
Can we do this on a Sunday?
"Bite with scissors" and make something out of it.
Why did you say "bite with scissors" on your own?
"Bite with scissors".
Just a little.
I want to know about it.
Let's see what Nakaoka has in mind.
Nakaoka's TV show is...
"Akimoto Rock-paper-scissors King Game".
What is it?
It'll be on AKB soon.
Rock-paper-scissors.
- September 20th? - Yes, September 20th.
- That's when it happens. - Yes, it happens.
Agimochan wants us to win rock-paper-scissors.
She wants us to win first place.
She wants us to play rock-paper-scissors and if we lose...
If we win, she wants us to play rock-paper-scissors and listen to what we have to say.
No way!
She looks happy!
Right?
I'm sick of it!
We won! What do we do?
So we...
What do we order you to do?
Well, that's...
Stop it!
I want to get stronger at rock-paper-scissors.
Stop it!
If you're that determined, you can do it.
Don't make me do it!
Rock-paper-scissors is strong!
I'm weak at rock-paper-scissors, so I want to get stronger.
And with Maeda Atsuko-chan in the first round...
With Atsuko-chan.
I want to win in the first round.
But Atsuko-chan is a Japanese fan.
How many times do you want to win?
No, if you win twice, you can enter the selection.
Oh, you can enter the selection.
And?
If you win three times, your ranking will go up.
If you win the last one, you'll be in the center.
There's only one way.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's a two-round game, and it's not scissors.
It's a two-round game.
Nakahara-kun, can you explain it once?
Oh, I see.
Atsuko-chan, you can do it!
Do you have any tips?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ok, let's go with Tamori-san.
Tamori-san's idea for the TV program is this!
"O-L-come-and-shout-out-at-me-in-the-noon-break"!
- In the noon break? - In the noon break!
- With a lunch box... - With a lunch box!
- And a corner, you can... - And you can do that!
- And you can go back to the company! - And you can go back to the company!
- That's why... - You can do that!
- We prepared this mask and this glass for you. - It's like a doll!
- Now, we'd like you to decide who gets the TV show next Wednesday! - This is going to be difficult!
- We'll do it next week! - We'll do it!
Go! Go!
Is it okay if I say I'm a good opponent?
This week is "Just 30 seconds singing battle". Five of us will sing "just" for 30 seconds.
Is it okay if I say I'm a good opponent?
Yes, it's okay if you say you're a good opponent.
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
♪ Getting into the pond, it's so hard ♪
♪ Getting into the pond, it's so hard ♪ Really?
♪ Getting into the pond, it's so hard ♪
♪ Together ♪