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This is today's TV news.
The atmosphere is changing little by little.
Regular people are changing little by little in the dressing room.
Mr. Kokano, thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
It is certainly a little strange.
Members, what will happen after this?
This week's "Laughing day" is also Wednesday.
Everyone, little by little...
That's right.
Everyone, little by little...
What's strange about this?
I don't know yet.
Everyone, little by little...
It's not little by little.
It's not little by little, though.
Tanaka-san, you're here...
It's not like you're here.
It's different from your usual manzai style.
I'm not weird at all.
You're not weird at all, right?
You always have a bad tongue.
I always have a bad tongue.
It's not about my tongue.
Kageshitsu?
You're not weird at all.
You're not weird at all, right?
I don't know if you've changed or not, but you're kind of annoying.
You're kind of annoying, but you have little vision.
What about you, Gussan?
I don't know.
I think you'll figure it out soon.
What about you, Tamo?
I'm not weird at all.
You're not weird at all, right?
You'll figure it out soon.
Let's begin!
It's a special program for Sunday's "Soccer-san Carnival"!
Today we have many celebrities who look like soccer players.
I'm looking forward to it!
It's a summer holiday, so it would be nice if we could do this at home.
This week, we will have celebrities who look like soccer players.
The person with the most "soccer players" will be the winner of this week.
The winner will receive 30,000 yen!
If you have one of these cards, you will receive "soccer soap" and if you are the champion, you will receive 30,000 yen!
Alright, let's get started. The first person to introduce is...
I don't want to run away from you
They are cute, aren't they?
They look alike.
Who?
First of all, they don't look alike.
These two don't look alike, right?
No, they don't.
Let's say your friends look like you. Who do you look like?
It looks like you have no nose and you are Nakamura Shiro.
Nakamura Shiro looks like him. He's cool, isn't he?
Let's go!
Nakamura Shiro looks like him!
You're making me laugh!
Do your best! Do your best!
Is there anyone who looks like you?
Yes, there is.
Is there anyone who looks like you?
Not really.
Not really?
Not really.
He's cool, isn't he?
What do you do for a living?
I'm a real estate agent.
A real estate agent?
Yes.
That's a good name for you.
Why "that's a good name for you"?
It's cool.
You're quite popular, aren't you?
I can't hear you because you're not reacting.
That's right.
I can't hear you.
Everyone, please vote for Shiroki Yoshio.
Please vote for him!
He looks just like you!
Congratulations!
Let's move on.
Please welcome our next guest!
Hello!
Is that your son?
Yes, it's my son.
Who do you look like?
She hasn't finished her homework yet, but she still looks like Kasumi-kun.
Wow, she's so cute!
Does that mean you two look alike?
We do.
Is that so? So you can dance?
Kasumi-kun, please!
She's cute!
Do you have similar hands?
I'm told so.
Are you happy when you're told so?
I'm happy.
She's happy!
How old are you?
I'm six years old.
Your movements are awkward, are you okay?
I'm okay.
You don't look pretty.
It's just a little hard to walk.
It's hard to walk.
Are you six years old?
Yes.
Did you go somewhere during the summer vacation?
I...
I... I went somewhere.
She said it!
Hara-chan! Hara-chan!
She said it!
She didn't say it!
Hara-chan!
She didn't say it.
She said it when she was six years old.
She's cute.
She said it when she was six years old.
What do you think happened to her?
I think she should shave her hair.
Don't you think so?
Does she want to be like Johnny's?
Yes, I think so.
Johnny's itself wants to be like Johnny's.
No, no, no.
That's not true.
They're always testing you.
That's not true!
We don't understand you!
We want to be like Johnny's!
We don't want to be like Johnny's!
You're making things weird!
Johnny's is underage.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's look at the judge's verdict.
Judges, please take a look!
Now, next person to introduce is...
Please take a look!
Good evening!
Your friend is Sockley-san, right?
What do you do?
I'm in a table tennis club.
Table tennis club?
It's normal for students to answer like that, right?
"What do you do?" and you don't answer at first.
But it's easy to do so much table tennis.
While playing table tennis, you realize "Oh, I was a student."
You realize it later.
Your friend...
Who does he look like?
While playing table tennis, he became a soccer player.
Okazaki-san!
He's cool.
Now, let's take a look at Okazaki-san and Sockley-san.
Please take a look!
I look like him!
You do!
Do you get told off?
I get told off a lot.
When do you get told off?
In the soccer club.
I get told off a lot.
Soccer club?
You guys are self-centered.
What club are you in?
Official tennis club.
Official tennis club?
Yes.
Do you get told off for not playing soccer?
Yes, I get told off a lot.
You don't play soccer just because you look like him.
Do you like soccer?
No, I'm not very good at it.
You're not good at it?
What is it?
You're forcing your teeth even though you can't see.
You're not allowed to say it.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know?
I don't know.
I'm sorry. I'm bad at this.
He's worse than usual.
You're worse than usual.
I'm not saying you're worse.
You're better than an idiot.
Stop with your childish talk.
I don't know what you're talking about, so I won't get angry.
Is it okay for you to judge?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ms. Meiji looks like this, but please judge.
Start!
It's refreshing.
It's refreshing!
Let's move on to the next person.
Go ahead!
Go!
You're Sokuru-san, right?
Yes.
And your little sister?
Yes.
And you?
I'm Haka.
Haka!
Let's see who you look like.
Harry Potter who can't use magic.
You can use it a little.
I don't usually use it a lot.
You don't usually use it a lot.
I use it a little.
Harry Potter who can't use magic.
Go ahead!
Harry Potter!
Isn't it like this to wear glasses?!
It's not like that!
It's a little Japanese-like.
It's a little like that.
Hello.
Are you often told that you look like Harry Potter?
I'm often told that.
You rarely use magic.
You have it, right?
Spears! Spears!
Spears?
If you ask if it's a spears, it's a spears. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter which one it is.
Do you use it a little?
I rarely use it.
If you say you rarely use it, it means you use it a little.
Do you use it a lot?
Yes.
What are you looking at?
I want to see it!
If you have something you can do with it...
I'll cast a spell.
Wow!
What's wrong?
Expecto Patronum!
You have a nice voice!
What happened?
What happened?!
Please show us!
Everyone, I don't know. I really don't know.
I don't know here, but when I go back to the dressing room, everything might be floating in the air.
The dressing room.
Let's apologize.
That's right. I don't know where it's going right now.
Now, let's move on to the next person we will introduce. Please come in!
Whose song is it?
Now, your daughter looks like you. Is it your mother?
It's my mother.
Now, daughter, how much do you look like her?
It's Peko-chan!
Oh my!
She's a little selfish, Peko-chan!
Selfish!
She's cute if she really looks like you, right?
Cute!
But if she really does look like you, it's scary.
Your mother looks like you, Peko-chan.
Mother, you're right.
Mother, you look like you, Peko-chan.
She's energetic.
She's already like you, Peko-chan.
Has she ever said that?
No, not like you, Peko-chan.
Mother, can you say it with a little tongue-out?
A little tongue-out.
Peko-chan!
See?
Peko-chan!
No, no.
A little tongue-out.
Now, Peko-chan is a little selfish!
Peko-chan, Peko-chan! Can you do it, Peko-chan?
Say "Peko-chan", one, two, Peko-chan!
She looks like a fool.
Peko-chan! But you're wearing such a black hat!
It's not like that!
This is Fukuzo Moguro's costume.
What are you talking about?
You!
What are you talking about?
Just now, this guy was talking nonsense, so I took his tongue once.
No, no!
He says a lot of things, but I can't do it!
You idiot!
You can't do it!
You have to do it in a way you can't use in a program!
Can I do it here?
I'm sorry!
Peko-chan, you can do it!
Oh!
What?
What are you doing?
Peko-chan, is there anything you can do?
Show me your tongue!
Can you do it?
It's a little embarrassing!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
A-chan!
Peko-chan!
No!
What?
You're a little selfish, Peko-chan!
That's right!
You're selfish!
Can you do it?
Congratulations!
Now, please go to your seats.
Thank you for coming.
Now, I'd like to choose one champion among you, but...
It was too late.
From number one to today...
Number five!
Number five...
Huh? Harry Potter isn't here!
No, he's gone.
You were watching Harry Potter, weren't you?
Now, please go ahead!
Number two, number three, number three, number three...
Number three means...
It's a little different!
That's all for "Socuri-san Carnival Special"!
Yes, during the summer vacation weekend special "Socuri-san Carnival Special", we'll be recruiting famous people for "Socuri-san"!
Those who wish to participate, please gather in front of the altar tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. with the introducers.
We'll be holding auditions every day! We'll be waiting for you!
We'll be holding auditions every day until Friday.
You looked like Riverman, didn't you?
- We did! - We did!
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"The Nation's Conclusion" in Shinjuku!
This segment is about questions that Japanese people are curious about but haven't been answered yet!
You're the one I'm most curious about!
Everyone is curious about a lot of things!
Your audience is 100 people and Wednesday's members are 9 people.
We'll have 109 people answer questions today!
We'll pick up questions from your audience on the show's homepage and put them in this box.
Please ask Abe-san about this.
I'd like to ask Abe-san about this!
Now, let's start with the guest...
Huh?
It smells!
It smells a little!
It changed a little!
It's changed a little more than before!
Ah, it's changed a little!
It's a little white now.
No, it's not.
It's changing subtly.
It's subtly changing.
It's a little weird, isn't it, Tamu-san?
It's a little weird!
Huh?
It's pretty weird!
Yes, it's pretty weird!
Now, let me introduce our guests!
Igarashi Shunji-kun and Keto Koji-kun!
So cool!
So cute!
So cool!
Two handsome guys are here!
Today, you two are in this 109.
Please give us your conclusion.
Thank you!
Well, Abe-san, let's choose the theme.
I've decided!
Onigiri's laver is crispy or moist?
It's hard to choose.
Both are good.
A is crispy and B is moist.
Whose song was it?
It sounded like Candy's.
Was there a song like this?
Candy's has a song like this.
I also chose A.
There are four of us.
Five of you are moist.
Young people are moist and old people are...
Young people are more moist.
What about you, Gu-san?
Crispy laver sticks to your jaw.
It hurts.
All of them stick.
Some of them are torn.
Crispy laver sticks to your upper jaw.
It won't come off for three days.
What about you, Seto?
Since I was a student, I always had laver in my lunch box.
It was moist.
This is the only one I've ever had.
Speaking of which, it's moist.
What about you, Igarashi?
I'm...
No, no, no.
What about you, Igarashi?
I'm also moist.
When you eat onigiri in a convenience store,
you can't eat all of them.
The crispy ones?
I don't like those.
I can't eat all of them.
Then you're on the other side!
You're on the other side of everyone's opinions!
- Tamo-san, what do you think? - This has a different texture, but it's good.
- It's sticky and crunchy. - That's right.
- It's not crunchy or sticky! - What are you talking about?!
- I don't know! - I didn't say it either!
Now, we'd like to hear the opinions of everyone in the audience.
A. Crunchy B. Sticky
- What should we do, everyone? - Decision switch, on!
- I think it's sticky. - It's surprisingly sticky.
- It's surprisingly sticky.
- It changes depending on the season. - Oh!
The final decision is A. Crunchy 65 B. Sticky 44
- So, everyone's decision is... - It's crunchy.
The rice ball's glue is crunchy!
- It's not bad. - It's better than I expected.
- Let's move on to the next topic. - Yes.
The next topic is...
Bath towels can be replaced every day or not?
- Bath towels... - Bath towels...
I don't know if it depends on the season, but...
A. You can replace it every day.
B. You can't replace it every day.
- I don't know. - Those are nine women.
- Yes! So... - About 2 days.
- After recording the program, we talked about this. - Yes.
Surprisingly, women use bath towels only for three days.
- Yes. - For about two days.
- Not that much. - You don't have to change it.
- If it's clean... - You can replace it, idiot!
- Why? Why? - Why?
- It's a dad's habit. - It's not a dad's habit.
- You change it every day. - But if it's clean,
before you use it in the evening and after you use it in the evening,
- there are more after you use it in the evening. - What?!
- Is that so? - Is that so?!
- Then you have to change it every day, right? - Every day is more...
- No, in the evening... - I don't know.
- After you use it in the evening, you have to wash it again. - That's right.
- Oh, I see. - You have to wash it at the end of the day.
- In the evening? - Wait, didn't Fukuro cry?
- Isn't everyone using it in the evening when you go out? - You wash it.
- I do wash it. - Just once.
- But I'm not dying anymore when I go out. - But it seems like thisDon't be more than that.
- Oh, really?! - How much is it?
- You can't use it in the evening. - You can't use it in the evening, right?
- You can wash it in the evening. - I can wash it in the evening.
- How many days you change it? - Three days.
- About three days. - About three days.
- I also use it in the evening.
- No, no, no. - What is it?
- You are being too honest. - Now, everyone in the venue, please make a conclusion.
A. Bus towel is A. I change it every day. B. I can't change it. Switch on!
- I can't change it. - What is it?
The conclusion is that BASTAR will change it every day!
What's that?
It's getting cooler.
Isn't it cool?
Is it cool for me?
Isn't it cool?
Thank you for asking.
I'm curious about GYARANDU, but I don't know about GYARANDU.
It's amazing.
I haven't changed at all.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is...
When you're about to catch the train just before departure, do you...
hurry up and get on, or...
because you're embarrassed to close the door, you pretend not to know anything and pass the train?
Passing the train!
We have nine passengers.
A is hurrying up and getting on.
B is embarrassed to close the door, so he pretends not to know anything and passes the train.
Please divide into two teams.
It depends on the situation, too.
Huh?
Oh, my!
It's seven against two.
Huh?
Um...
Huh? Why?
Wait a minute!
I don't like it.
A girl can't do it, but a guy can do it.
Where are you looking at?
Huh? No...
I'm looking at you properly.
If it's Tokyo, I think it's okay, but if it's the countryside...
Until the next one, right?
30 minutes or an hour.
It's not dangerous, but...
Like a bus in the countryside.
"Here it is!" and you chase it away.
Um...
But...
Even if you're in a hurry and close the door...
It's dangerous to rush in, right?
You're a little embarrassed when you get on, right?
That's right.
People think you're in a hurry.
He's in a hurry.
But you're usually embarrassed.
What are you talking about?
What is it?
I'm already embarrassed.
You're embarrassed?
I don't know, but I'm staring at you right now.
It's hard to tell.
I don't know. I don't know at all.
Okay, then...
Everyone, we will announce the judgment of 100 people.
When you are about to get on the train just before departure,
A. Hurry up and get on B. It's embarrassing to be stuck, so do it with a sociable face.
Switch on!
The citizens' conclusion is...
A. Hurry up and get on
B. Hurry up and get on
The broadcast so far was provided by the sponsor you are watching.
Next week's show, we will decide which is the best show based on our own opinions.
The show that won first place will actually be on next Wednesday's news.
Yes, let's do our best.
By the way, today's show will be like this.
Everyone is a little weird.
A little weird.
Huh?
It's not a little weird.
It's pretty weird.
It's not a little weird.
Huh?
It's very easy to press that button.
You've become a cat.
Are you wearing it?
Huh?
Are you wearing it?
You made it for us, right?
It's for that.
It's amazing.
It's Yamamoto Linda, right?
She was wearing it.
It's very refreshing.
It's refreshing.
Now, let's move on to today's theme.
It's this.
Fashion.
Fashion!
Leftovers.
Leftovers!
Why are you taking out leftovers from your pocket?
Now, let's start with Gussan.
Gussan came up with this TV program.
Leftovers.
Popularity explosion.
Musical.
This is musical.
Musical.
Don't say it like that.
Popularity explosion.
Like the one where you can't wear it anymore.
You remake it like that.
Musical.
You can wear this T-shirt underneath.
But it's refreshing.
That's right.
It's like wearing a T-shirt.
So you don't have to wear it anymore.
This is everyone's favorite.
How is it? Can you say musical.
But it might be good for girls.
What are you saying?
It's sexy.
Oh, is it?
It's like a belly dancing.
It might be for girls.
Most of them are into Aloha.
We all have stomachache in the middle of the show, so we go to the bathroom.
Let's move on.
This is the TV show I came up with.
What is the last thing you do in summer vacation?
I don't know why, but I was asked to take a break from Golden Week.
You took a break once, didn't you?
I took a break from Golden Week.
It's summer vacation.
It's summer vacation, so if anyone else...
No, I don't want to take a break.
You don't want to take a break, right?
Some people don't want to take a break, but they do.
So, someone, please take a break.
No, you'll be the one who takes a break.
No.
I took a break from Golden Week.
You're really bad at talking.
What are you talking about? I barely talk.
Let's move on.
This is Nakaoka.
I don't like it.
What's with you?
You look like someone who appears in Shigeru Mizuki's drama.
You're really bad at talking.
You're like a mouse.
Nakaoka's TV show is this.
"Zansho - Debut of Two Instruments".
This is the last day of summer vacation.
When you go to school tomorrow, you'll have someone who's trying to do something new come.
Something you did in the middle of summer vacation.
Something I haven't done since last summer vacation.
I did something like putting on mousse.
When I debuted with mousse, I wasn't told anything.
You weren't told?
I wasn't told.
That's why it's easy for me to debut with two instruments.
How did you debut with two instruments?
I did pierces and stuff like that.
Two instruments.
During summer vacation.
I see.
Right?
This might be interesting.
This is mousse.
By the way, Tamonissa... Tamonissa, what's in your pocket?
What's in my pocket?
What's in your pocket?
What is it?
It's full of mouse poo.
Cute.
It's in there.
Cute.
It's in there.
Cute.
It's in there.
Cute.
Is it okay? Is it alive?
Cute.
Do you eat feed?
It's Magin Shinji.
It's Lucky Chan. Lucky Chan.
So, this is the TV program that Tamonissa came up with.
"Remnants", "Summer Memories", "Drawing Diary".
It's the last one.
It's the last one, and each of you will draw a diary.
Then, who will draw a diary?
Who will draw a diary?
Soshina Shintei will draw a diary.
Soshina.
That's good.
"Remnants", "Summer Memories".
That's good.
It's like a picture, isn't it?
Then, Otahsan will go.
TV program is this.
"Remnants", "Omimaemonshiageponyo".
What is it?!
"Remants", "Omimaemonshiageponyo"?
There is "agepoyo", but it's not "poyo".
"Agepoyo" is "agepoyo".
You made a mistake.
"Agepoyo" is "agepoyo".
It's not "ponyo".
"Ponyo" is different, isn't it?
"Ponyo", "ponyo", "ponyo", "ponyo"...
Why do you say "takeshita" like that?!
You idiot!
What do you want me to do?!
How was it?
Was there anything you were interested in?
I like "remnants" a lot.
"Remnants", "remants"...
"Remants", "remants"...
You want to watch it next week?
Yes.
In the case of "agepoyo", will you watch it next week?
"Agepoyo" is a little...
I don't know.
Then, next Wednesday at 10pm, everyone!
Who will draw a diary?!
What is it?!
Which one is it?!
Is it this one?!
The Greatest Multicup 2011!
This week we'll see how many we can catch in 30 seconds on the Uki Uki Watch.
We'll do 10. I think it'll be easy.
Let's do it!
Ready...
Start!
Our performance "Policeman and Merchant" will be held at Aoyama Theater from October 15th.
It's Agatha Christie's "Courtesy Missy".
Tickets are on sale now, so please come and see it!
"Titan Rider" will be held this Friday, September 26th.
There will be live-streaming of "Don Juan Cinemas" and "Roppongi Hills" and other 8 theaters in Japan.
At the same time, we will deliver live-streaming of "Hisaichi" as well.
There will be various guests.
Will you come to Aoyama and Asahi?
Yes, we will!