AISubs v3.7
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The other day, it was the summer of snow electricity, so we have two cats, but every year we put in a hot midsummer cooler for sleep.
I'm going to do some snow electricity, and I'm going to a pet shop now, and they have this much of a cold mat for dogs and cats.
There's something like a Gojiru, and it's a little cold.
Mr. Tanaka bought a cold mat for his beloved cats, but...
Cats like summer, but I don't want it to be too hot like a heatstroke, and my cat is used to that cooler, so I bought it.
I pull it like this and say, "This is it for this year," but cats don't show interest.
I'm sure they will. It's their first time.
At first, I put it like this and say, "This is it," but it goes like this right away.
But I thought I'd get used to it, so I kept it and looked at it, but it sleeps next to the mat.
Not at all.
In my case, I don't know about dogs, but I have two dogs, so I bought two of them.
I don't know if they don't feel the charm of the cold.
There's a place where you can stand it, and it's cold there, so I go over there.
I can't help it, so I'm using it.
I put it on the bed.
Do you pull two of them?
I pull two of them.
Then it's a little cold and it feels good.
It's a good size, too.
I'm sleeping in a cat-sized cold bed right now.
Akimoto-san, do you have any mistakes in shopping?
I really like Don Quijote.
I go there two or three times a week.
You go there that often?
What did Akimoto-san buy with his favorite Don Quijote?
Don Quijote is at the theater, right?
Don Quijote is under the theater.
Akihabara.
I go there for about two hours.
Even if you don't need it.
Do you buy anything there?
I do.
Towels and things I have at home.
I go there every time.
Towels and perfumes.
If I smell something new, I buy it.
Perfumes.
I bought too many.
I have about one year's worth of them.
Girls like smelly things, don't they?
The entrance smells like this.
The bathroom smells like this.
I don't live in a big place.
The bedroom smells like this.
The smell is all over the place.
It gets mixed up.
When the members come home, it smells bad.
There are strong perfumes, right?
Foreign perfumes like Don Quijote are quite expensive.
If you don't care about it and buy it, it's about 20,000 yen.
20,000 yen for Don Quijote?
That's a lot of money.
I can't help but look forward to it.
It's like a stress reliever.
What else do you buy?
I also bought Ooper Looper.
What?
Is it alive?
It's alive. It's Don Quijote.
Ooper Looper is like this.
Ooper Looper is piled up.
What do you mean?
I wanted Ooper Looper.
It's alive, isn't it?
It's alive.
It's like a can.
A can?
It's like a pet shop.
In the pet goods zone, Ooper Looper is piled up.
It's a can, so you can't see what's inside.
It's not a can, it's like a bottle.
It's totally different from a bottle.
If it's a can, it must be painful.
It's a bottle.
It's like a glass bottle.
You can see what's inside.
There are different colors.
There's pink and Ooper Looper.
There's white, black, and green.
There's also pink eyes.
What?
There are different colors of Ooper Loopers.
How many are there?
I just bought two Ooper Loopers.
I also bought all the tanks with Donkeys.
What kind of food did you buy?
I bought Ooper Loopers with Donkeys.
Donkeys are amazing.
Right?
They're amazing.
Are you serious?
I've said that Donkeys are funny several times.
When you realize it, you start crying like an adult.
No!
Is there something like that?
Subway.
Sandwich.
It's really hard to order, isn't it?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
Do you know?
I've never ordered it.
I've eaten it, though.
There are many choices in the Subway style of ordering.
First of all, there's a menu.
You can't help it with any sandwich.
You choose one, right?
Even so, it's a lot of food.
It's hard, but I chose one of them.
When I ordered it, I asked "Which bread would you like?"
There are about six kinds of bread.
I don't know.
There's sesame on it or something like that.
I asked "Which bread would you like?"
Would you like toast bread?
I don't like that kind of bread.
I don't like toast bread.
I don't like that kind of bread.
First of all, toast bread is not long.
Then, we walked to a left, and found salad and vegetables.
Then, I said "What would you like to have?"
Then, she said "Would you like them?"
She wanted me to buy it and eat it.
Then, I said "What about your favorite things?"
She said "No, no. I will buy them all."
Then, we walked to a left again.
What?
There are many kinds.
I don't know.
I see.
I don't know what vinegar is.
I love mayonnaise.
When I said mayonnaise,
Isn't there mayonnaise in this?
I said, "I'll make a recommended dish that goes well with this."
I saw a very well-dressed and very good salaryman wearing a suit from the other side.
He was toasting bread and serving salad.
I thought he was amazing.
He said, "Can't you put in more vegetables?"
I said, "I don't care about the amount,"
but I can't take it back even if I come all the way here.
I can't go back.
I gave in and said, "It's not perfect for me."
It's not perfect for you?
What did you want to eat?
At first, I decided on something like a chicken sandwich.
You decided on the basics.
I decided on the basics and did various things.
I thought, "What is this?"
But it was still very delicious.
You were happy.
If you made it perfectly, how delicious would it be?
There's a hamburger restaurant near my house.
I was drinking beer there.
There were four of us and one woman.
My mom is a little fat.
She orders a lot of hamburgers.
The inside of the hamburger was only this thick.
That's true.
It was this thick.
And it was like a double hamburger.
A double hamburger!
It was this thick and the bread was on top of it.
It was like this.
You bite it like this and eat it.
There are different kinds of bread, right?
I said, "What do you have?"
Which one would you like?
She said, "The one with the lowest calories."
What the hell is that?!
First of all, if that's the case...
If that's the case, stop saying "double"!
Seriously...
Yamaguchi-san, do you have any funny episodes?
I'm sorry, I haven't really grown up much, so I'll talk about when I was little.
I still get traumatized sometimes.
I think it was when I was about five years old.
In my neighborhood of Atemonya, there was a dagashiya.
Even now, Yamaguchi-san can't forget his mistakes at the dagashiya when he was little!
I'd put my hand in my pocket like this and go like this.
I was like, "I'm going to buy something again today."
I was like, "Ah, there's five yen!" and went in.
Each of them was about ten yen.
This one, and this one, and kinako mochi, and b-balls, and this one, and pettan, and menko.
I bought five of them for exactly five yen.
When I got home, my grandma was like, "Here you go."
Here you go.
While she was licking me and taking my clothes off, I realized I had five yen in my pocket.
I was like, "There's a hole here, so it's fifty yen."
Wow, I had fifty yen in my pocket today.
And when I realized I had five yen in my pocket, I was just fading out like this.
I couldn't say anything.
You couldn't say anything because you were scared, right?
When I looked back, I could see my grandma holding this bag.
After that, I was like, "I'm definitely going to check my money first and go shopping."
Gota-san, did you buy anything?
The biggest mistake I made was when I was in college.
I got a motorcycle license.
Once you get a motorcycle license, you want a motorcycle right away.
I wanted a 50cc motorcycle.
A motorcycle costs about 700,000 yen.
I didn't have any money.
I was thinking of buying a motorcycle after I got a part-time job.
At that time, there was a show pub in Shibuya.
Grand Ballet in Shibuya.
It's gone now.
I was looking for comedians to do comedy at the show pub.
He and I went there and practiced.
We did a show at the show pub.
It's not just us. There's someone else.
It's called Crazy Dogs.
It's completely crazy cats.
It's a comedy team called Crazy Dogs created by Tanikei no Tsukibito.
The two of us went there.
It's 10,000 yen per show.
If you go to the show every day, it's 300,000 yen a month.
I thought it would be good.
I thought I'd buy a motorcycle.
He decided his part-time job.
He's a fool who lives with it.
I quit school.
I used to be a middle school student.
I thought it was okay.
I thought I could get a motorcycle loan.
I bought a motorcycle for 700,000 yen for three years.
In the end, I bought about 1.5 million yen in total.
I practiced a lot.
On the first day of my part-time job...
You've been on the show once, haven't you?
I've been on the show once.
That show...
On the first day...
I went to see it, and the next day I went to the show.
I went to Shibuya on the bike I bought.
The members of Crazy Dogs were out of the store and everyone was upset.
"What's wrong?" I asked. "Crazy Dogs is disbanded today."
Because it's not very popular.
The day of disbandment was decided.
The owner of the store decided not to do the show anymore.
Wait a minute! I bought a bike!
I bought a bike with a three-year loan and it's disbanded today! What's going on?
I felt like I only had loans left.
What's wrong with you?
"I paid it." "You're the boss, right?"
I told it all to my boss.
He was very angry with me.
What are you doing?
It's terrible.
But the show was terrible, too.
Crazy Dogs stories are terrible.
We participated in making stories.
There was a director and a writer.
They were in a strange building in Shibuya.
What should we do for the next story?
Let's make a buzzword or a gag.
Recently, I've been thinking about it.
How about 'comments'?
Takeshi, you're doing it!
I like 'comments'!
I like 'gachons', too!
How about combining them?
I like 'comments' and 'gachons'!
They were laughing like crazy.
I like it!
The writers were laughing with their backs to each other.
I forgot about it, but...
I like 'comments' and 'gachons'!
I remembered!
I remembered it!
You made me practice it forever!
We all practiced it together.
It's funny how I do it!
We were laughing like crazy.
We're students and we don't know about that world.
Oh, is it like this?
"Is it like this?" and we thought we had no choice but to do it.
And you did it?
And on the first day, he couldn't go out, but only I went out and did it.
You all did it?
We all did it, but there wasn't much response from the audience.
That's disbanded.