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Today's TV show is...
"Summer Has Come", "Anti-epidemic", "Nakaoka", "Cicada", "Tamori-san's Misery", "Nakaoka-san is"...
I haven't seen you for a while.
Oh, a cicada fell! A cicada fell! The security guard is stopping it!
Oh, it worked! It worked! I thought it wouldn't stop!
It worked!
For this corner, you came all the way to Moriyama Ryoko-san's place.
I didn't!
You didn't sing live?
I didn't sing live.
Why is Moriyama-san singing live with his sleeves up?
What are you doing?!
Ota-san, if you think about it a little more, you can turn like this.
Like this?
Yes.
Now, Zazaza's unfortunate beauty...
Oh, I'm sorry!
Zaza!
I'm sorry!
I totally stepped on someone's foot! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
I totally stepped on someone's foot!
Can I go back to my place?
Hurry up and go back!
Go back over there!
I'm really sorry!
Didn't you learn a lesson just now?
Did you glance at me? Did you measure my distance?
Now, Zaza's unfortunate beauty...
Yes!
Zaza's unfortunate "beauty" and "handsome" is what it says, but...
Oh!
It's a real shame that there weren't any handsome people here today.
It's a shame!
It's a real shame!
It's a real shame, please!
Now, everyone, please judge!
I'm sorry!
Everyone, please press the button!
Yes, like this!
You'll get one "zazoza" per button, right?
Yes!
Will you get "zazaza" today?
Everyone, please judge!
Yes!
Today's "zazaza" is moving, right?
Yes, it's moving!
It's moving right now!
Huh?
Aren't you doing it?
Huh? Why are you doing it?
I'm sorry, but...
Taiono-san, are you really...
I'll pick up your microphone!
No, no!
You have to pick it up!
I can't pick it up by myself!
If you don't say it, he won't say it!
If he does it together, we'll pick it up!
If you picked up the microphone, my hands are shaking!
Come on!
I wonder what we should do!
Now, let's introduce the first guest!
Come on in!
Hello!
Eh?
Huh?
Eh?
Abe Miki-san, 15 years old!
Eh? Really?
15 years old!
It's almost done!
Her hair is straight!
It's almost done!
School?
15?
No, I'm going to Chusin High School, so...
Yes!
Chusin!
She's beautiful!
Now, this person is just an introducer.
What is Chusin?
What kind of person will this person introduce?
"Unfortunately Beautiful", she is like this!
Old photos are "unfortunately beautiful"!
Ah, it's common, right?
Yes!
Now, let's introduce her!
Eh, this... Ah! What is your relationship with the person you will introduce?
Eh, it's "unfortunately beautiful" from "Gyalushi no Dokumonakama".
I have no idea what you're saying!
What?
"Gyalushi"?
"Gyalushi no Dokusha Model"?
What is "Gyalushi"?
"Gyalushi" doesn't have a "shi" like that!
"Gyalushi no Dokumonakama"?
No, no, it's not "Dokumontaka"!
"Dokumontaka"?
"Dokusha Model Nakama"!
It's "Dokusha Model"!
Ah, it's not "Dokusha Model"!
It's "Dokusha Model"!
No, it's "Dokumo"!
Ah, "Dokumo" right?
It's "Dokumo" from "Gyalushi"!
"Dokumo" from "Gyalushi"!?
"Gyalushi"!
Ah, it's "Dokusha Model" from "Gyalusa"!
"Dokumo" right?
Today...
From here...
From "Minamise"...
No, no, you can't say that!
You can't say that!
Now, let's introduce her!
She is like this! Here you go!
"Unfortunately Beautiful"!
That's right, Yorushi Dokumonagama.
Their ages are different, 18 and 15 years old.
If you jump over that age and become friends...
It's like "Superfly"!
It's not unfortunate at all in this situation.
Let's look at some old unfortunate photos.
Ah, excuse me for your name!
I'm Arishan!
Huh? Arishan?
What is it?
Arishan!
Arishan is...
Arishan!
I'm Arishan!
Arishan?
Arishan!
That's true!
He introduced himself one by one.
It's unfortunate.
It's over.
Nagano is over.
It's Arira-san, right?
It's Arishan.
Now, let's look at the unfortunate photos of the past.
It's this photo!
This is weird.
I thought you were a man.
What made you become like this?
I fell in love.
You fell in love?
Yes.
How long did it last?
It changed right away.
You fell in love when you were 15 years old.
Did you change because of love?
No, I started dieting and it changed a lot.
How many kilos did you diet?
Nine kilos.
Nine kilos!
Ota-san, stop saying "unfortunate" every time you talk.
Unfortunate timing.
I know, right?
But you look kind and happy.
That's good.
But you tried many things and became like this.
Yes.
What do you think of yourself in the past?
In the past, I was pretty down-to-earth.
But now, I've improved.
Down-to-earth?
Down-to-earth.
What does "down-to-earth" mean?
Down-to-earth.
He's pulling you.
Down-to-earth.
Everyone, it's getting down-to-earth.
You're talking too much.
Is it okay now?
Yes, it's okay.
Please give him a round of applause for 38 down-to-earth.
Next, we'd like to introduce our guests.
Here they are!
Anassige Erinas.
She's 23 years old.
About 15 years old.
Are you friends?
My sister is unfortunately a beauty.
Your sister is unfortunately a beauty.
Please tell us what kind of "unfortunately" she is.
She has a fashion sense.
She has a fashion sense and is unfortunately a beauty.
Actually, I'd like you to look at a picture of her when she was handsome.
Here it is!
The opposite version.
The opposite version?
She's beautiful!
She's a model.
What kind of picture is this?
This is a picture I used for my wedding.
A picture, I see.
Now, about her, what's unfortunate about her?
When she's dressed up like this, she's very beautiful,
but her usual appearance is quite unfortunate.
Is that so?
Unfortunate?
But her usual appearance is mostly beautiful, right?
Yes.
So her life is mostly unfortunate?
I see.
Now, today, she will appear in her usual appearance.
Please show yourself!
No, no.
Huh?
You're old?
Huh?
Are you really old?
No, no.
Not now.
You look like you're very young.
Very young.
You're 30 and you look like you're very young.
You're not old.
Huh?
You're like a kid in grade school.
Was the picture you showed us when you came in here old?
It's not that bad.
It's not bad at all?
It's not that bad.
The age difference is...
It's not bad.
It's really ugly.
It's not bad.
It's really ugly.
It's not bad.
It's not bad at all.
I don't know about you, but I think it's not bad.
Huh?
I see, you have pockets now.
This is fashion.
This is that kind of fashion.
This is fashion.
It's not bad.
But you have black high socks.
Oh, you're right.
Huh?
I think it's good.
No, it's not good.
If you're such a decent beauty, you should do it properly.
It's not bad.
It must be hard for you to stay like this forever.
It doesn't have to be that.
You can definitely get closer to that.
Oh, I see.
I don't really know the difference between this picture and that one.
You don't know.
It's your own self.
Right?
It hurts!
- Let's have fun. - Hey, isn't the luggage too big?
- What's in it? - A serious person brought a lot of things.
- What's in it? - Show me.
- Please show me. - It's a key chain.
- Look inside. - There's electricity in it.
- How many years have you been using it? - If you don't show me what's in it, I'll just say it.
- Is this okay? - Yes.
Why is it sour bread?
It's good.
It's delicious, but no one knows how to avoid it.
- There's a lot of things in it. - There's a lot of things in it.
- Please put it away. - Please put it away.
- But it's cute when you smile. - But she's very pretty.
- She's pretty. - She's very pretty.
- Ms. Onee-san, don't you think it's a shame, Ms. Imoto? - Yes, I think so.
- Ms. Imoto, you can do better, but if you do better, you'll end up like this. - That's right.
- That's wonderful. - Yes, 43,000 yen in total!
- Please welcome our three guests who have been shooting for a while now!
- Mr. Ohtahara Takeshi. - Yes, I'm Ohtahara Takeshi from Tokyo-do.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
- What's your relationship like? - I'm a part-time co-worker who's unfortunately beautiful.
- A part-time co-worker who's unfortunately beautiful. - Thank you for having me.
- What's unfortunate about you? - Thank you for having me.
- Your graduation album photo is unfortunate. - Thank you for having me.
- I love you. - I love you.
- Now, let's welcome this unfortunate beauty!
Good, good, good.
It's moist, isn't it?
It's amazing.
Dynamite!
Dynamite! Dynamite, buddy!
Perfect, buddy!
That's right, unfortunately...
Can we have a picture of this person in elementary school, please?
Here it is.
This is me.
I was a little fat.
What do you think is the biggest difference between you two?
Weight.
How much did you gain?
I gained about 10 kilos.
Mom!
The cap is a perfect match for you.
I heard you had a nickname at the time.
Etou.
It's a perfect match for you!
Baseball players often do this when fans gather.
I saw it then.
The one who went to save the Hiroshima Giants.
He's a famous player.
He looks like him.
I know him!
Congratulations on your 38th win!
Today's champion is 43-year-old Asuka Anashige!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Preliminary broadcast program "Let's aim for the summer sunshine"!
On "Let's aim for the summer sunshine", everyone wrote their own poems with the same theme.
If you have something you want to say, please say it.
What do you mean "something"?
What are you talking about, Jimmy?
You don't know it yourself, do you?
This is a pack, right?
It's a pack, right?
This is a pack.
Everyone, please use it.
"Let's aim for the summer sunshine"!
"At home", "at work", "at school"
E-mails
Hobbies
You don't know it yourself, do you?
If you don't connect it, it won't work.
It's difficult.
If you don't say it, it won't work.
This is "haji" and "haji" from "Watari Roka", a school song.
"Haji" and "haji"
By the way...
He connected it well.
"Watari Roka", "haji" and "haji"
And I'm "tamori".
"nacchan", "rabutan", "rabutan", "mayun", "hargon", "hayari", "wasabi", "watashi", "kawaii", "namae gebi", "debase", "namae gebi kawaii namae gebi"
Blue doesn't suit you.
Blue suits you.
Today's representative is Mayuyu.
Yes, I'm Mayuyu.
Mayuyu.
Mayuyu wrote it.
Then I will announce it.
It is a teacher.
Every week... Not every week, but this week it is always the same theme.
How is it today?
Today, there is a big difference between the top and the bottom.
I am always the last one.
The theme is...
This one!
There is no such thing.
You didn't fool me today.
I did it like this.
You didn't fool me today.
You didn't get used to it.
If you don't fool me, you will sink a lot.
That is not everything.
Everyone was fooled yesterday.
Then, let's open them all at once.
When summer comes, we will remember each other.
Los Angeles is luxurious.
Hurricane.
Paradise.
Hurricane?
Don't jump in.
You are good.
Sweat a lot.
Families.
What will happen?
This family...
This...
This family is hidden in Watari-donkai.
It is okay.
Then, teacher.
Let's announce the seventh one.
The seventh one is...
Sunset.
Isn't it good?
Who is it?
It is me.
When I was in high school, I weighed about 70kg.
Where?
What do you mean "where"?
I thought that if I shaded my face, I would look a little thinner.
So I applied oil to my face in Funabashi's Kaihin Park and shaded my face.
It was really dark, but I didn't look thin.
If you remember that, you'll fail.
Failure.
Sensei, where is it?
The balance isn't good and you're using a brush too rough.
My childhood habit is that I thinned out this part when I was on a diet.
It didn't have much effect.
It didn't have much of an effect.
It's a proof of your talent.
This "families" are...
What do you mean "families" are rude?
Are you making fun of "families"?
I'm not making fun of them.
It's like a woman.
It's hot in "families" in the summer and we're trying to come up with ideas.
Can you come over here for a second? I can't see you.
No, you can't see me.
If I'm talking, look at me.
What are you talking about?
I was waiting for you.
I arrived earlier and you were late.
It was so hot and you were sweating so much.
You said "hah, hah" and I wondered what you were going to order.
It must have been too hot for you.
You said you wanted two drinks.
You said you were free to change.
You tried to go with both hands.
That's what I remember from this summer.
What do you think, Sensei?
It's kind of pathetic.
It's not pathetic.
It's not energetic.
It's kind of boring.
It's boring.
It's "saniresu".
It doesn't look like "wa".
It's "tsu" and "ni".
It's "saniresu".
It looks like "shi" too.
It's "sani-shi-shi-su".
It's not "dore ni fa".
Why do you say that?
Let's hear the final announcement.
Who is it?
What is it?
It's not like I said it.
In the summer, you don't feel like working anymore.
You don't feel like it anymore now.
Four years ago, you didn't feel like working at all.
Even though you go to the company's comedy show once a month, you say it's tiring.
I know.
You say it's time to play in the summer.
It's a show once a month.
I said I'd take a day off.
I couldn't think of it.
I said I'd go to Los Angeles.
I said I'd go to LA.
I thought I'd get in trouble if I told the agency.
I lied and said I couldn't come up with a good story.
I said I'd take a day off.
The manager said it was a good decision not to come up with a good story.
I lied and said it was a good decision not to come up with a good story.
When I got back from Los Angeles, I was in black sunshine.
I was like, "What is he doing?"
I was playing and got in trouble.
How about you?
It's not bad.
It's too rough.
I thought it would be better if it was a little rougher.
It's like you have dry hair.
It's dry like you.
It's written in God's name.
It's new, right?
Hurricane.
It's Hurricane.
Are you close with Hurricane?
We're close, but a few years ago in the summer, we had a plastic pool at home.
A big one like that.
This is the sea, right?
It's not the sea.
It's not like that.
On a hot day, I called a comedian or something.
I called Hurricane, too.
At that time, Hurricane's mental age was around the second grade of elementary school.
He was like, "Whoa!" and jumped out of his head like that.
In the plastic pool.
He was like, "Whoa!" and jumped out of his head like that.
I was so excited.
You were stupid.
I'm really stupid.
It reminds me of that.
Of what?
Can I say it?
This...
Lee's...
It's like this, but it's a little hard.
You bent it here to put this in.
That's right. I thought it was a little dangerous.
That's right.
I think this luck is pretty good.
That's right. That's the way of thinking.
Now, let's move on to the third place.
Arthemis
Who is it?
It's me, Ase Bisshori.
Since there are a lot of live performances in summer,
and it's hot in summer, I wrote this with the meaning of
If you sweat a lot and dance, you'll sweat a lot and sweat a lot.
Cute!
It's a good thing, right?
It's a good thing. I want you to look at me.
What do you think?
You look like you're sweating a lot and you look like you're very happy.
I'm happy!
I'm glad you got those two places.
Unfortunately, you're third place.
Who's left?
It's me and Gussan.
I already know who's who.
You know! You wrote it yourself!
You wrote it yourself!
The cicadas have cried.
The only ones left are Gussan and Yuta.
And now for the first place announcement.
The first place on Wednesday is...
Ah, I'm excited!
Who will it be?!
Teacher, I'm counting on you.
What do you remember about this?
A long time ago, when we went to the sea together,
there was a buoy.
We swam all the way over there.
And then, there was an emergency.
We couldn't go back at all.
We were out of breath.
We couldn't go back at all.
We thought we were going to die.
And then, this guy was on the beach.
He was sunbathing.
Sunbathing?
It's different from sunbathing in the sea.
Sunbathing in the water.
I thought I'd make good use of this guy.
You can go all the way to the buoy. It's amazing. Go ahead.
Really? Then I'll go ahead.
I swam all the way to the buoy.
And when I looked over here, I could go all the way.
But I couldn't go back at all.
My head went down like this.
I thought, "Oh, no."
But it came back up again.
So I went back with this guy.
I thought I was going to die.
You're making it sound like a murder case!
Where is this?
The sense of desperation.
And the mood that brings out the sense of desperation.
Really?
And the fact that the brush is moving naturally.
I thought it was very effective.
Yay! I'm so happy!
This is the happiest I've been in about a year.
Seriously, this is the happiest I've been in about a year.
"Gussano"?
"Gussano" is good.
You're good at it, but it's a little unfortunate.
Actually, it's a little unnatural for the whole thing to be scraped off and then held here again.
So this letter...
If there's a scrap like this in several places, it will flow naturally.
You held it there and then put it on the nail, right?
I did. I made it a little less and kept it the same balance from beginning to end.
That's different.
Mr. Soufu, what do you think about it?
I was telling you about it in a nearby swimming pool, but I was really clumsy and I'm undergraduate students, so I jumped in at 50m right away, and if you say "Don't jump in!" and jump in like "Zabang!"
That guy will definitely say "Hey, don't jump in."
And then, after a while, when the break is over, he'll say "Hey, don't jump in."
And in the end, he's a part-time job for a college student, right?
When that guy gets up at the end, he'll say "You're dead, you bastard."
I didn't say anything, but I said "I'm looking for friends."
I was making excuses.
Almost 40 hurricanes did the same thing.
Now, let's compare it with a certain champion.
Ah, I see, there's that.
Nakai won.
Isn't it Nakai?
Did he win?
That's right.
Who will remain victorious?
Ah, I want to win.
- There's a cicada! - A cicada!
- A cicada!
- What's wrong? - A cicada!
- What's wrong? - Huh? What's wrong?
Last week on TV, the anti-aircraft Nakaoka cicada...
- Ah, this one! - Tamori-san... - How is it? The quality of this cicada?
- Amazing! - It's perfect!
- The size is perfect. - Perfect.
- It's better to come out with this. - What's wrong?
- Your glasses are weird. - Even if my glasses go up, I can still see.
- I can't see. - If it's a cicada, you can put a microphone here.
- It's amazing! - It's very useful. - It's amazing!
- You should become a cicada singer. - A cicada singer? - A cicada singer!
- A cicada singer, right? - Wow!
- Tamori-san said he wanted to do it. - Tamori-san, you can't eat it at all!
- Tamori-san said he wanted to do it. - It suits you.
- Even if my glasses go up, I can still see. - Even if my glasses go up, I can still see.
- Sorry, we don't have much time. - We have a lot of things we have to do.
- Is that so?
- This is a bit... - We have to do it next time.
- We would like everyone who wants to ride a cicada to join us. - Yes!
- The theme of today's reward is...
- Yes, "special". It's common, right? - "Special".
- "Special". Everyone has thought of it. - That's right.
- First of all, let's start with Kokado. - Yes, please!
- The theme that Kokado came up with is...
- "Special". Nakaoka gets sunburned to the limit. - Wait, wait, wait!
- I see, to the limit! - To the limit!
- As expected, Gussan gets sunburned a lot, doesn't he? - Yes, yes, yes!
- He's too professional, isn't he? - Yes.
- I thought I'd have Nakaoka buy it for me. - I see!
- Go to Los Angeles! - Go to Los Angeles!
- Go often! - Kokado-kun!
- You'll get sunburned more than Koshin if you do things like this!
- No, it's fine. - You'll definitely get sunburned like this!
- One week is cool. - One week is cool.
- How much do you get sunburned? - No, it's cool, but it's long, so...
- You'll definitely get sunburned like a surfer, right? - Right?
- You'll get sunburned, right? - You'll get sunburned, right?
- Now, let's go with Gussan. - Yes, yes.
- The theme that Gussan came up with is... - "Special"!
- "Koukasasuoukokado". - Well, it's summer vacation, and there are a lot of kids watching.
- There's a show called "Koukasasuoukabuto", and it's "Koukasasuoukokado". - I see!
- You don't need a bug series, do you? - No, you're just...
- You're just... - No, no, no, really!
- Why did you two line up as bugs?
- I really like bugs. - While watching "Kabuto", too.
- I like bugs, too. - Well, we just had "mats", so we decided... - I see, I see.
- Now, let's go with Tamori-san, Tamori-san's idea. Here's the TV column!
- "Special"! "Elementary school students' summer homework vs. Tanaka".
- What does that mean? - "vs. Tanaka"!
- During the show, elementary school students bring their summer homework, and you stay in your private room... - Me?! No way!
Elementary school students are happy too.
You can't! You have to do it yourself!
Height doesn't matter.
Height doesn't matter!
It's not a matter of height!
What is this?
Let's move on to the middle school.
The TV program for middle school students is...
What are you doing, Jimmy?
You're trying to make it popular, right?
Yes, yes.
For me, it's already popular at school.
- Ah, that's good. - I do it.
It's quite popular at school, among comedians and such.
- Is that so? - That's good.
In this segment, you get to meet various people...
various people you know...
People I know?
Like elementary school students' friends...
What are you doing right now?
What are you doing, Jimmy?
And that's how "What are you doing, Jimmy?" became popular.
- It's like a special program. - That's good.
- It's always like that. - Yes.
Now, Ota-san, let's move on.
The TV program for you is...
The special program "Shinjuku Kabukicho Police 21".
What is it like?
21, how is it like?
Yanagi-san and Shingo-san did it easily, but it's too complicated.
Now, let's ask everyone.
How is it, everyone? Which one do you want to see?
- Which one is difficult? - The one with the big corner.
- The big corner one. - The one with the big corner.
- The one with the small corner.
- Ah, you two chose it. - Then, Nakao-san will also watch "Semi-gun" next week.
- Yes. - Yes.
I chose the one with "Semi-gun" originally, so I can't make it for a while.
- You have to pause it. - Yes.
- Now, we will show you the TV program for next Wednesday. - This is difficult.
- It's difficult. - Yes, Ota-san.
- Now, switch... - What will it be like?
On!
- It's a must-see! - It's probably the first time for us to do something like this!
Let's hear it from Tairouka Hashiitai Seven!
Yes! Today, Tairouka Hashiitai Seven's new single "Hetappi Wind" has been released!
I'm looking for a special supporter.
From next Thursday, September 9th, at the Tokyo International Forum Hall C,
the tour of "Drumline Live" will begin!
It's a special performance of a marching band.
Please watch this exciting entertainment show live!
Thank you!
Thank you for watching "Drumline Live"!
Thank you!