AISubs v3.7
Today is an emergency plan!
That Gun-san, who is now a thriving Korean star, is coming!
Altama is coming.
What? Really?
Who?
That's why Altama gathered so many people!
What? Who?
Gun-san!
Who? Who is it?
Gun-san!
See you later!
It looks like you just arrived at Haneda Airport.
I just arrived at Haneda Airport and I'm on my way to Kakerashi now.
Kakerashi?
Yes.
Kakerashi, Stockholm.
This is different.
This is Gusan.
Gusan!
This is Gusan.
Gusan!
Are you okay?
This is fun.
This is Gusan.
This is fun.
Let's go.
This is "Zatada no Zannen Bijii Kote".
Everyone, please come to the podium.
This is quite interesting.
No, I'm not saying that.
It's fun to watch.
Now, everyone, "Zatada no Zannen Bijii Kote".
"Zatada no Zannen Bijii Kote".
What does it mean?
She is very beautiful in the city, but...
Are you listening to me?
She is said to be beautiful in the city,
but there is something unfortunate about her.
She is said to be beautiful in the city, but...
it's hard for me to say "unfortunate" myself,
so the people who introduced her also said that she is beautiful in the city.
I see.
I will give you a score.
This is "Zazaza", so...
I will give you one point for "Zazaza".
Tamura-san, can you press it once?
"Za"?
This is...
50 cents.
Right now, behind me, people are doing this.
People are doing this?
Everyone, you are very busy.
People are doing this?
Wait, wait, wait!
People are doing this?
What?
People are doing this?
People are doing it or not doing it.
Wait, can I say something?
Yes.
This is what I thought about in the TV show corner two days ago, right?
That's right, that's right.
This is what people didn't choose, right?
This "Driver's License" fake video.
People are doing that on their own.
People didn't choose it.
It was officially exposed.
Isn't it weird?
I don't know anything about it.
What? What? What?
Hey, if you're going to do it, it's me, the MC!
What a shame.
You don't have to do it!
Mr. Tokado, 50 zazazas.
It's not that much!
Let me do it!
Mr. Tomoko, 50 zazazas.
Let's do it later.
Why me?
Let's do it later.
Are you ready?
Do you know what you like?
Stop it! It's an important plan!
Please have a seat.
As you can see, 1 zazaza is 1,000 yen.
The winner of this game will receive the zazaza money.
Only the winner of this game will receive the money.
The winner of this game will receive the money.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
It's none of your business.
It's none of my business.
Let me tell you about today's "unfortunate business".
"Unfortunate business"?
The key is wrong.
I thought it was different.
It's "the", "the", "the".
It's complicated.
Today's "Unfortunate Beauty" theme is this.
"Unfortunate Beauty" is a photo of a driver's license.
This is my first project.
Let's do it.
I came up with it.
What is it?
I came up with it.
Use your brain and say it.
I'll do it like this.
Can you say the corner name?
It's "Unfortunate Beauty".
It's a little different.
"Unfortunate Beauty" is...
It's like this.
It's beautiful at first glance,
but it's unfortunate when you look at a driver's license.
You're in a hurry to take a picture of a driver's license.
That gap is interesting.
Here is the first introduction book.
Here you go.
It's not your song.
It's not your song at all.
It's not a shame at all.
Next is Yukie Shirai.
What is your relationship with her?
She is my colleague's friend.
Colleague's friend?
I want to kiss her.
At a darts bar?
I see.
What is her appearance percentage?
Let's see.
90%.
It's half.
If you have a photo of your driver's license, it's 45%.
It's half.
Is it that low?
Yes, it is.
But usually it's high.
It's 90%.
Let's see Yukie's appearance.
Hello.
Here you are, here you are, Natsumi-san.
Here you are, Natsumi, 20 years old.
You're cute.
You too, you too.
I'm not 20 years old.
It's a shame you're not 20 years old.
I'm not 20 years old at all.
You're cute.
Aren't you quite popular at the dance bar?
You get a lot of customers.
Dance bar, dance bar.
That's right, yes.
She said "that's right".
Are there any customers who say "today's target is you"?
There aren't any, are there? I'm sorry.
Well then, let's get started.
Look at Natsumi-san's unfortunate photo.
Do you have your license?
I'm a little irritated.
Yes, it's like this.
It's funny!
It's not bad!
But the angle is different.
Her eyebrows are like a pinball.
Her hair is different.
What is this?
This is about 2 years ago.
Didn't you have time to draw eyebrows?
I did!
What's wrong with your eyebrows?
My eyebrows are a little...
Your eyebrows are a little...
My eyebrows are a little...
By the way, have you ever lost eyebrows in this photo?
What I lost is...
When I dropped my wallet,
the person who picked it up said,
What is this?
That's mine!
I said, "No, it's not yours!"
I see.
It's a certificate.
If it's different...
It's totally fine.
It's cute.
What do you think, everyone?
Tamori doesn't like it at all.
It's cute.
It's totally fine.
I like photos better.
Photos are better!
Photos and eyebrows!
No wonder!
It's not bad.
It's totally fine.
I see.
So, Natsumi has got a certificate for 2 years and 2 months.
Thank you.
2 years and 2 months.
You've got a certificate for 2 years and 2 months.
Next, we'll introduce...
You've got a certificate for 2 years and 2 months.
Chiaki Hieda.
Let me introduce you.
What do you do?
I'm a housewife.
You're a housewife.
What's your relationship with her?
My daughter is in a boys' classroom.
Your daughter is in a boys' classroom.
How beautiful is she?
The cameraman always takes photos of her.
Cameraman?
The cameraman always takes photos of her.
Why is that?
Why is the cameraman always taking photos of her?
What kind of work do you do?
I do musicals...
Oh, you do musicals!
You're a steel cameraman, right?
You take photos for your palettes and stuff like that, right?
I see. Now, please show me your percentages!
85% of you look like a beautiful woman.
55% of you have a license.
Now, let's bring out "unfortunate beautiful woman"!
Please come out!
Oh, beautiful!
Beautiful!
Oh, cute!
Oh, wonderful!
Cute, isn't it?
It's like an oriental radio.
Cute!
It's like an oriental radio.
The moment it came up, you were a little nervous, weren't you?
The legs are beautiful!
As expected, the way you touch it is also different.
The way you touch it is beautiful!
That's what the cameraman is aiming for, isn't it?
Now, let's take a look at the unfortunate student photo!
I'm surprised every time!
I'm sorry!
No, no, it's not bad!
It's not bad!
Now, what do you think?
Why did you end up like this in the photo?
First of all, I didn't want to get a driver's license.
I didn't want to get a driver's license.
Why didn't you want it?
Because I was afraid of driving on the road.
Even so, I was forced to do it and I got angry and said it was difficult.
Why didn't you want a driver's license?
I thought it was necessary.
What kind of way of thinking is that?
I don't know.
It was taken because it was necessary.
But you should have laughed a little more.
But you looked a little scared.
I'm not scared!
What's with you?
Why are you taking a step forward?
Now, that was "11zazaza"! Congratulations!
It's such a shame.
Let's go to the next "11zazaza"!
Yoshida Koeri san, you're cute.
So, what do you do for a living, Yoshida Koeri san?
I'm a student.
A student. What's your relationship with Koeri san?
We're college friends.
College friends. How beautiful is she?
She's so beautiful that people who pass by look back at her.
People who pass by look back at her.
Now, let's see your percentage.
It looks like 85%.
But when you get your license, it's less than half.
It's less than half.
Now, let's see your percentage.
Unfortunately, beautiful lady, here you go!
Good afternoon, welcome.
I'm... Watanabe... Watanabe?
It's Rina!
Rina!
Would you like to look back?
I will.
Do you realize you're looking back?
You're still...
You're still young and energetic!
Your speech...
Please don't say "unfortunately".
Your speech...
You said it with all your might.
Then, please show me your certificate and photo!
August 15th.
Here's what happens!
- On the screen... - On the screen...
- But... - It looks like you've been abroad.
- You've been abroad. - By the way, is there anything you regret or lost in this picture?
- When I went to the license center, it was early in the morning and I thought I'd at least do my makeup.
- But underneath... - What's that?
- I was wearing a sweater that looked like a Yankee.
- I got involved with a Yankee at a local license center. - No way!
- But I got involved with Yankees and this picture was taken.
- Yankees? - It's like "Where have you been?"
- When you were wearing a sweater, you said "Where have you been?"
- It's not "Where have you been?" It's "Where have you been?"
- Anyway, 15th, Zazaza wins!
- Excuse me, but you haven't said "amor" even once.
- You haven't said "amor" even once.
- I've seen all three of you.
- You're not bad. - You're not bad.
- You should have a license. - You shouldn't have a license.
- That means you think you're pretty good.
- I don't know. - You're cute.
- You're cute.
- I still have my passport. - You still have it?
- If you have one, please introduce yourself!
- Wow!
- The person who introduced you is cute.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hello, what's your relationship? - I'm a dance teacher.
- Are you all teachers? - No, we're instructors.
- So you're students? - Yes, we're students.
- What kind of dance do you teach? - Toichian dance.
- Toichian dance!
- That's why you introduced me!
- Is this part of Toichian? - Yes, it is.
- Please show me your percentage!
What did you study?
Percentage!
That's...
I'm pretty good at it.
Did you get your percentage today?
Yes, yes, yes.
She's a teacher of first class dancers.
Unfortunately, beautiful lady, here you go!
Hello!
Are you Takei Yumiko?
Yes, I am.
How long have you been dancing for?
I've been dancing for 13 years.
13 years!
Wow!
If you had the same license as mine, you'd be fired!
If this was your license...
You'd be fired!
You'd be fired if you didn't get your license right away!
Would you like to try a little bit of dancing?
Oh, yes!
Here she comes!
She's in the middle of dancing, so please put her somewhere where she can dance.
Now, what kind of picture is this, Takei-san?
The unfortunate picture is...
The nose is different though.
Why was the picture like this?
Maybe it's because of the nose.
The picture is me as usual.
The students often say that I look beautiful when I'm dancing on stage.
So I wanted to use this make-up.
But they said I shouldn't do it because I would look like a different person.
The students say such rude things.
I see.
They say you look better on stage.
But you usually look like this.
You look pretty.
I'm usually like this.
What do you mean you're usually like this?
You're usually like this.
That's why you're wearing a ribbon.
Don't say "zaza" without asking me.
I didn't say "zaza" without asking you.
I didn't say it at all.
18th place, Zazaza Takei sensei!
Congratulations!
Let's announce the winner.
Nasumi-san, who won 22 "zaza"s, is the champion!
Congratulations!
Asumi-san, who won 22 "zaza"s, will win 22,000 yen!
And next week's "unfortunate beauty" will be announced!
Are there any "unfortunate beauties" around you?
"zaza"s "unfortunate beauty" contest!
Next week, the license award will be given to "unfortunate beauties" as well!
The license award will be given to "unfortunate beauties" along with the presenter!
The license award will be given to girls!
Next Wednesday and Friday at 9 p.m. Please come and join us!
Please look forward to it!
That's all for "unfortunate beauties"!
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In this world, we don't know if we know or not, we know or not, we know or not, we don't know...
What are you doing, Jimmy?!
This is what I'm doing!
This week's theme is...
"The human body".
Our teacher is Takashi Yoshida.
You're fast!
He's been to Tokyo University four times.
Four times!
He's a smart guy.
He's a genius idiot.
He loves studying.
Genius idiot.
Idiot?
He's not an idiot.
Genius!
He's got a big body.
Too big.
Ah!
Now!
- Hanyu Star! - We made it! - Hanyu Star, we're here? - Hanyu Star, it's Gussan! - Gussan!
- Tsuruya-kun, what's your plan for today? - Are you going to say something you didn't say just now?
- Not there! Not there! - Who is Roche-san?
- Roche, it's us!
- Hello! - Hello!
- What are you doing here? - What is it?
- Nothing is being talked about in Korea. - What are you saying?
- We know about it!
- Why do you dare say it? - It hasn't been talked about in Japan either.
- Japan has it. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Can you speak Korean? - Can you speak Korean?
- Yes, I can. - Can you speak Korean?
- I ate hijiki for breakfast at the hotel this morning.
- Who said that? - Who said that?
- Who said that, Tsuruya-kun? - Who is this Tsuruya-kun?
- First of all... - First of all...
- Do you know about this show well?
- Your mustache looks good on you. - What?
- Your mustache looks good on you. - Mustache looks good on me?
- Who? - Who?
- It's you!
- Let's start with Gussan. - Mustache looks good on you.
- Here is the question.
- Question.
- What is the difference between people who are good at spicy food and people who are not?
- Do you know about this or not?
The broadcast so far was provided by the following sponsors.
This is it. Do you know it?
Do you know it or not?
My father is a fisherman.
Tsubuyaki-san, say it louder.
Do you know it or not?
I see.
There are many theories, but since no research has been done, there is no conclusion yet.
The main reason is that if you eat a lot of saliva, your spiciness becomes stronger.
Even if you love extremely spicy food, if you eat a lot of saliva, your spiciness becomes weaker.
I eat a lot of saliva, but it doesn't work?
Yes, there are people like that.
There are people like that?
Yes, and...
Just one word?!
I don't know.
The main reason is that if you eat a lot of saliva, your spiciness becomes stronger.
Unlike other senses, saliva uses the nerves of pain to reach the brain.
I eat a lot of saliva, but my spiciness doesn't work?
Yes, there are people like that.
Just one word?!
If you use painkillers for a long time, your spiciness becomes weaker and your spiciness becomes stronger.
And the most common one is...
Nausea, right?
Yes, that's right.
For people who feel spiciness as pleasure and pain as pleasure, dopamine comes out of the brain as pleasure hormone.
I see.
And you eat it.
That's how it is.
Yes.
There are theories like this, and they're all correct, but there's still no conclusion because research hasn't been done yet.
I'm going crazy!
Gu-san!
Even now, I don't know what I'm doing.
Gu-san!
What are you doing?
Gu-san!
Why do women live longer than men?
Because we have to leave offspring.
After all, it is women who give birth to children.
To live longer and raise more children?
Do you know?
The age at which children are born is already decided, isn't it?
It's decided, isn't it?
Rather, men have longer hair, don't they?
Men have thicker and shorter hair.
It's generally correct, but the detailed process isn't known.
It is said that if female hormones increase, blood pressure will drop and it will lead to cardiac arrest or low basal metabolism, so it is difficult to dissolve.
It was thought that this was the deciding factor, but recently, experiments using mice have shown that genetics are related.
It is said that in all mammals, males are programmed to die early.
What?
Really?
But we don't know.
We don't know.
So, research using mice hasn't been done yet.
Next Wednesday, we'll be on TV!
Next Wednesday, we'll have you guys think about which one is the best and give it to the audience.
That's right!
The TV show you've chosen will actually be on next Wednesday's newspaper!
What?!
What's that supposed to mean?
So next Wednesday will also be last week's show, right?
That's right.
So today's theme is...
Yes, emergency plans.
Yes.
There's a lot of emergency plans, right?
Yes, you're completely yellow.
I'm wearing it.
Speaking of emergency plans...
When you were in New Harf, you were really hyper.
Yes, yes. When you were in Strawberry Chan.
When you were in Strawberry Chan, you were hyper.
But now that you're in Hallyu Star, you seem like you're resting a lot.
That's right!
You used to be very hyper, but you're very calm today.
Thanks to you, the floor is wet.
If you don't know the theme...
If you don't know what "thanks to you" is...
What "thanks to you" is?
Okay, let's get started.
First up is Tamori's TV show...
"Emergency Plans"!
What?!
Tamori!
What do we do?!
No matter what we do...
I want to do it.
It's not like you want to do it, it's your third time doing it!
No matter what you do...
Why do you want me to do it?!
Tamori-san, you're not in a good mood!
I have no choice but to do it!
You have no choice but to do it!
What are you doing?!
Are you making fun of Karuken?!
Are you making fun of traditional entertainment?!
I'm not making fun of it!
Tequila and high salad...
You're so friendly!
You say I'm friendly...
And also...
Nakaoka's TV show...
This one!
At the end, it's off-length.
No, it's not off-length!
It's "Emergency Plans"!
Good-san, new song announcement!
Good-san, do you have a lot of songs?
Which one is bad?
Which one is wrong?
What? What?
Is this person a singer or an actor?
Is she a singer, an actor, or a celebrity?
Similar, similar.
She's an actor.
She's an actor?
What? What?
Wait a minute!
What? What?
I'm sorry, but we don't have much time.
We don't have much time. Let's go to the next corner.
Let's go to the next corner.
Here it is!
"Emergency Plans"! Good-san, new song announcement!
What does it mean?
It's good, right?
What does it mean?
No, no, it's not like I'm going to change on a Sunday.
On a Sunday, it's already decided, right?
Tanaka-san and Akimoto-chan will be singing.
Good-san will be singing in the first corner.
And Watamori-san will be singing in the second corner.
Let's just stop with the full song.
No! No!
Let's just mess it up.
If it's only me doing it, it'll be a problem.
You want to see it, right?
That's why I...
If you can't do it, say it!
That's why I'll be doing the second corner.
Shut up!
Why?
We don't have time.
You're saying it so much.
Good-san will be singing.
Listen!
Maybe.
What are you talking about?
I don't know where it's coming from, but it might be sent to us.
It might be sent to us.
We can't do anything about it.
Let's move on to Ota-san.
This is a research project.
Oyster-eating emergency ambulance.
What is it?
It's a fast word.
What is this project? Tell us properly.
Oyster-eating emergency ambulance.
It's pretty easy to say.
Let's decide the TV show for next Wednesday.
Please watch it a lot.
Let's think about it and decide which one is good.
Switch on!
The king of coca doesn't like it!
That's all I can think of right now.
Well, we'll see you again tomorrow!