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Today is Itomo Ai's No. 1 final round!
What kind of amazing people will come?
And the phone rings in Kurogi Hitomi's voice.
Huh? Where are you?
Today, Rochi Nakao will challenge Itomo's first corner emcee!
Alright! I can do it like this!
Why are you so excited?
What are you talking about?
Out of all of us, I'm the most excited.
Is that so?
That's why I came up with a plan last week.
Oh, I see.
I came up with it myself.
Do you have one?
Yes, I do.
So, I came up with a plan to decide who's going to be the first one to laugh.
I'm going to be the first MC of the day.
Thank you for having me!
Hatsune Miku is going to wear this helmet as much as she wants!
She's going to wear it as much as she wants!
Do you want to go to New York?!
We want to go!
We have someone who knows a lot about Mr. Iitomo who loves Mr. Iitomo!
That's why Mr. Iitomo has been chosen by Mr. Tamori!
That's how it is!
You're in a weird mood!
Your emotions are weird!
I can't do it if I'm not in a mood like this!
You can't do it?
I think I'm the most nervous person in the world right now!
Do your best!
What do you mean by "do your best"?
Wait a minute, Tamura-san. Please don't be too casual.
Tamura-san's audition is...
I went there at 9am and auditioned.
Audition?
I'm nervous! Don't say such things!
What's with that look?
I'm trying not to be seen as a weirdo!
No, you're not!
You're not!
I auditioned for this.
There were so many people!
I chose from there.
How many people came?
Tamura-san, you're talking too much.
How many people came?
Who came?
How many people came?
You've been around for a long time, haven't you?
Yes.
Then, let's start.
Listen to me!
What's with you?
Communicate with me!
You don't have time, do you?
Think about me, too.
You're getting me involved.
Get me involved, too.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it later.
Later?
What do you mean, later?
I'll do it later.
Then, let's start.
Go ahead!
Your name is?
He's so little...
I'm a good kid!
You're that kid, right?
Yes, yes.
About last week, we did a segment where we played the role of a child.
You're going to be in it, right?
I'm four years old.
She's four years old.
You're going to be in it, right?
We filmed it!
I'm a good kid!
Do you like good kids, too?
I love them!
We're the same age so...
You're number one.
Are you number two?
I'm not number two!
I'm not a child!
What?
I'm not a child!
Even if you are, you've been chosen anyway.
Anyway, the next thing I say is "old man!".
What?!
Then, give us an appeal point!
Yes!
Because I love nice friends so much, I'm going to try and be nice and debut in a drama!
You're debuting right now!
That's right.
I love you.
You love me too, right?
I love you.
Have you finished recording?
Yes.
It's over.
Did you do your acting well?
I did my acting!
How many takes did you do?
How many times?
How many...
I did it 12 times!
Did I bother you guys?
You did!
It's okay, we all enjoyed it.
I didn't do my best.
You didn't do your best?
I bothered you guys.
That's not true!
What's your favorite food?
Nishi-no-shi-wa-yaki-no-shi-wa-yaki!
Salted fish!
So, you don't like it because it has nothing to do with your age?
Do you like it?
I love it!
What's your name?
Fujimoto Hiroyuki.
And your age?
I'm 69 years old.
69 years old! From 4 years old to 69 years old!
I just turned 69 two days ago.
Since it's my last memory of my 60s, I decided to apply.
How many times did you say "no"?!
No, I didn't!
I didn't say it!
I didn't say it in the drama!
Please give us your appeal point!
I'm too conscious of my age to save more than 1,000 recordings.
It's in this hard disk.
It's in this hard disk, too?!
Yes.
How many years ago was it?
I started recording in 2005.
Until then, my computer performance wasn't very good, so I couldn't do it.
There's a lot of data saved in here.
What's this?
There's a lot of data saved in here.
You can watch it anytime you want.
I see!
What did you use for recording in the beginning? Not VHS?
No, we only had VHS.
Oh, VHS!
So you re-recorded it?
Yes, we did.
That's amazing!
Everyone, Fujimoto-san will show you something that's not recorded.
This is amazing, isn't it?!
Even Fuji TV doesn't know if it's recording or not.
I don't remember it at all!
So you've been watching it since 1988?
That's right.
I was about to quit my job for about a year.
That's when I first watched it in the afternoon while laughing.
"Oh, there's such a fun show!" That's when I first watched it.
I see! While you were quitting your job?!
That's right.
You were encouraged by it!
I was working until then, so I couldn't watch it in the afternoon.
Videos weren't very popular either at the time.
Do you love it?
I love it!
Thank you very much!
You can only do it if you love it!
He comes out almost every day.
Next person, please come out!
My name is Kiyoshi Shibamura.
How old are you?
I'm 32 years old.
Age doesn't matter. I love you so much!
Since 2005...
Since about 2005...
Every day?
At the opening video...
Was it pink?
No?
Do you know where the letters are?
I know, I know!
You know!
The letters don't overlap!
Amazing!
Do you go there everyday?
Almost everyday.
It was pink, right?
Yes, it was pink and red.
I'm sorry about the color.
By the way, did you go there today?
Yes, I did.
He went there today!
Really?
You go there everyday?
Amazing!
So you don't go there after Tamori-san?
I only go there outside.
You often talk with everyone, right?
You know where the letters are, right?
Have you ever gone in and out of here?
No, it's my first time.
Your first time?
How do you feel?
I'm really nervous.
It's different from outside.
You're happy, right?
What do you do?
Do you have a job in mind?
I help out with my family's business.
You're quite busy, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Do you like it here?
I love it here!
If you're ready, please come in!
I'm from Omiya, Saitama Prefecture. My name is Junro Soejima.
It's been a while!
He's just a regular Japanese.
Please give us your appeal points!
He's so nice and kind, he's just a regular Japanese, but he's become a regular Japanese now!
He's become a regular Japanese!
How long has it been since you became a regular Japanese?
Between last June and July, about two months.
Two months.
He was in the assistant corner.
He was bringing in a handsome store clerk.
So you were a candidate!
Yes, I was introduced to him.
You're more of a meta than a candidate!
You have impact!
And you were chosen!
And you started liking him?
Yes, I love him too much.
I see.
So, you own a bar in the store, but you thought it was good and it worked?
No, it's not a little bit of a fuss.
I'm doing it in a bar called "Ikkon Rakushoku Tora" in Nomiya, Saitama Prefecture.
But the sales have doubled!
It's a big fuss!
It's not a fuss!
It's self-sacrifice!
And you started liking him?
Yes, I love him too much.
Do you love your good friend?
I love him!
We would like you to choose the No. 1 song for us, but...
This is difficult.
I don't know about this.
This is difficult.
So, Mr. Tamori, please choose!
No. 3, right?!
It's still with your dad, right?
That's right!
How do you feel?
I'm really happy!
This program is brought to you by the sponsors of this program.
Aim for continuous success quiz "I don't know"
In the world, there are things you know but you don't know, things you know but you don't know, things you know but you don't know...
I don't know anything! What are you doing, Jimmy?!
- Are you going this year? - I'm going this year.
- You're going this year?! - Yes, I'm going this year.
- But, Tamori-san, please do it on other Mondays, too.
- I'm counting on you. - Okay, I'll do it then.
- Today's theme is this!
- "Parent and Wife".
- This is a mystery of eternity!
- It's Professor Morikawa, professor of love. Nice to meet you.
I graduated from Wassai College of Engineering and got my master's degree in political science from Boston University.
Oregon... Oregon...
Don't say it like it's a hassle! Don't say someone's career like it's a hassle!
I've been to a lot of places and now I'm teaching love.
Let me introduce you to our guest.
Koji Imada from Miyakawa University!
You can do it, Shigashi-go!
You can do it, Koji Tsuruta!
It's a movie of many years!
What about Ainori next week?
You're really noisy!
What are you doing, Chimu?
You can do it, Koji Tsuruta!
You can do it, Imada!
You were born in that city!
Koji Tsuruta! What are you doing, Chimu?!
Here's the question!
1, 2, 3!
Even if you're ugly, why do you think you're popular as a comedian?
What are you saying?!
Who do you look like?
You're completely aware of me!
You don't know this?
But in today's era...
Weird hairstyle.
Who are you?
What do you think?
It's you!
Weird hairstyle.
You guys go to the same hair salon.
It's okay.
It doesn't change at all from yesterday.
But after two hours, you're still there.
You're sitting next to me.
It's really uncomfortable.
I understand that.
I just want to ask you one thing.
Are you popular with girls?
I drink with girls and eat with girls.
Are you popular with girls?
I'm popular with girls.
Are you popular with girls?
I'm popular with girls.
I'm popular with girls, but I don't know if I'm popular with girls or not.
I see. I understand.
People who make you laugh will make you healthy.
Natural killer that kills cancer cells or lowers stress hormone concentration will make you healthy.
That's why people who make you laugh are popular.
So it's all entertainers.
I think there are people who are not popular.
Who told you that?
It's not a low-key joke.
Does it mean it's not funny?
It's decided.
Masuo.
I'm a little funny.
A little funny.
That's exactly right.
Jokes about personal life are boring.
That's exactly right.
A little funny is not funny.
Personal life is not funny.
I see.
I'm ugly or uncomfortable.
People who are uncomfortable are not popular.
I'm not uncomfortable.
Are you serious?
I'm comfortable.
I don't know what you mean by "comfortable."
I feel comfortable when I hear that.
Let's move on to Miyaka.
Thank you for coming.
What happened to Hanako today?
No, that...
Please don't do that.
It's not right.
This is the front.
I failed to cut it.
It's tricky.
It's a little tricky.
Tricky?
If you like, let's go to the hospital where I and Ota kun are staying.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
No, it's okay.
We welcome you.
Is there room for me? Is there?
Yes, there is.
Will we have one eye in the future?
No, we won't.
It's close, but we won't have one.
It's getting closer.
But we won't have one.
It's close, it's close.
It's almost there.
Here's the question.
Why does a husband want to know about his wife's ex-boyfriend?
Why does a husband want to know about his ex-boyfriend?
Does a husband want to know about his ex-boyfriend? Does a husband know about his ex-boyfriend?
What do you think about this?
I know!
Do you want to know about it?
I don't want to know about it at all!
Can you see it?
Yes, I can see it!
There are only two!
It's not in 3D!
It's in 3D!
Your face is...
Why is it like that?
Please stop it!
It's like Shishamo!
Shishamo! Which one?
Shishamo! It's not Shishamo!
I think I know about it!
Yes, men are jealous of women's past.
Of course, they are still jealous of women's past.
But men don't know for sure that their children are 100% their own.
Therefore, men don't want to know for sure about women's past.
So, men are jealous of women's past.
So, men don't know for sure about women's past.
But, women know for sure that their children are 100% their own.
But, men don't know for sure about their children's past.
Therefore, it is important for women to know that they were not popular no matter how much experience they had with men.
I see.
It hurts women.
I won't say it.
I can only say it now.
Next Wednesday and Friday, ITOMO TV. Think about it!
Think about it!
Which one is the best?
The audience will decide.
The first TV show to be chosen is...
Shut up!
I'm explaining!
You keep talking!
It will be on the news next Wednesday and Friday!
Do you want to watch it?
Those of you who absolutely want to watch it!
We have a theme for today.
Today's theme is this!
Emergency plan!
Isn't it common in ITOMO TV?
Emergency plan!
We asked you to think about it.
This is going to be fun.
Let's watch the clip.
Don't do that.
Oh, this one.
You're trying to change the way you talk!
Shut up!
You don't have to ignore me.
Shut up!
I'm sorry.
I've been reading "emergency plan" and I don't know what it means.
Emergency plan?
It's not "emergency plan".
You don't say "emergency plan" in a place like this.
Let's watch it one by one.
First, Gussan!
This is ITOMO TV's...
Emergency plan!
We're going to play live music until morning!
What is it?
Can I introduce it?
It's afternoon, but we prepared a skeleton pool for you.
You can wear the latest swimsuits.
The latest swimsuits?
There's a lot of different swimsuits.
There's a fashion show.
You can get soaked in water.
You can talk about anything you like.
ITOMO and TAKURI will all wear swimsuits?
Of course!
Until morning?
Until morning!
This is a parody of "ITOMO".
It's okay for a commercial.
ITOMO will be a guest of "ITOMO"?
I want to do it.
I want to do it until the end.
With swimsuits.
Everyone will wear swimsuits.
No one wants to see you in a swimsuit!
That's right! It'll definitely be cold!
It'll only be Akibo-san, right?
Ah, Akibo-chan!
Next!
Since we have a chance, let's go with Tamori-san!
Tamori-san's TV program is...
Emergency Plan
Summer edition, Hanyu TV!
If there is an "emergency plan", we would like you to do it.
You said it once and for all!
You said it even when you weren't in an emergency.
You can do it, Kimodori.
You're the manager.
I'm not the manager. Who is the manager?
Shall we continue?
This is Kocado's idea.
"Emergency Plan" MC Kocado.
Hey, come here! Let's do it!
It's amazing, isn't it?
That's why we were doing it today, but...
Wait a minute! There's no reaction!
It's because of my bad pronunciation.
It's because of your bad pronunciation!
It's because of your bad pronunciation that you can't let me do this, right?
I can only speak "star" language.
Even if you have an emcee like me...
The one above you used it.
The one above you also used it.
I see!
You didn't use it.
Even if you have an emcee like me, something new might be born, right?
It's because of your bad pronunciation.
Can you bring me the mic?
He's really motivated!
He's amazing!
Let me do it for a day!
I'm envious of my partner doing it.
This year's goal is...
In many magazines' interviews...
I want to be a good corner emcee.
Corner emcee, right?
I want to do it.
But you can do it all, right?
Do you do it every day?
Let's do it every day!
Every corner?
Every corner!
Do you do it on the phone too?
On the phone too!
What?
That's too strict!
I'm sorry about the script!
This year...
The script is...
It's a bit too much.
I want to do every corner except for the script.
Let's move on to the middle of the day.
The middle of the day's camera is this!
Emergency plan!
"Hanryu-gu-san" is coming!
Last time I played a character, but this time I'm playing a celebrity.
I'm getting tired of playing this character.
But it was fun and popular, so I'm back.
I'm back to normal.
Gussan
How do you feel about coming back?
I'm new here!
He's a coordinator!
It's been a while!
Give it to me!
"Gussan" is difficult!
I'm a celebrity, so I won't say "give it to me"!
Don't give it to just one person!
I can give it to a lot of people!
Let's hear "Gussan"'s opinion.
Here it is!
"Emergency plan! Abechio's meat substitute"!
This is good!
I want to use this pie!
I don't want to end up killing people.
Let's talk about "abechio's meat" on this show!
Let's talk about it!
Today we have two guests with us!
Nice to meet you!
Let's hear "Gussan"'s opinion.
Me?
Yes.
Did "higashino" think about it?
Who is "higashino"?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Anyway, who hasn't slept for 3 days?
What is this?
Who hasn't slept for 3 days?
What is this?
This is a live show!
I've been awake since noon and my head is so loud!
But I haven't slept for 3 days!
Who is doing this?
Just one person!
I don't want to!
It's painful!
I can't do it!
I haven't slept for 3 days!
Anyway, who hasn't slept for 3 days?
It's an emergency plan!
Why are you ignoring the TVS in the middle?!
It's not about the middle!
I want to watch it!
What are you going to do if you're chosen?!
I'm definitely going to watch TV next week!
Which one are you going to watch?!
So, everyone in the audience...
Which one is better, next week's Wednesday night's TV show?
Think about it!
Think about what's actually possible!
Let's do it!
Time's up! Switch on!
Out!
You guys won't come next week, right?
I've been thinking about the characters for a week.
You're watching it on TV, right?
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it too.
Excuse me!
That's right!
Miyagawa Daisuke-kun and the cast,
Namaguchi-san, Ito Shuko-san and Karate-kun and Ikei-kun,
will be playing the role of "NG Word Life" in Suzuki Osamu-san's production.
Please look forward to it!
Everyone, please come and watch it!
Thank you!
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening at all and was thinking about it!
It's fine, you'll feel better, so think about it!
I'm looking forward to it!
See you tomorrow!