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Even if you're laughing, today's TV audience is...
How many people can you call "Josen", "Akimoto", and "AKB"?
Matsuda Seiko-san is on the phone!
Welcome!
Huh?!
Open it up! Open it up! Open it up!
If you like idols, you'll love us today!
The channel is...
That's right!
Agimoto, AKB, what should we call you?
Look forward to it!
We're still working hard.
Still working hard.
We'll work hard until the end and see what we can call you.
I see.
I'm alone for now.
I'm with Tamori and we're together for now.
AKB and ZOO.
ZOO!
ZOO and ZOO.
Let's go!
Let's go! Iketeru store's own Japan's first limited store!
It's Iketeru!
Everyone, please go over there.
Please.
It's Iketeru!
Now, from Sunday...
I'm sorry, from Monday to Friday...
It's Sunday!
From Monday to Friday...
Everyone will bring in this Iketeru store's staff...
And then, from Monday to Friday...
They will decide who will be the champion!
I see.
Now, the Japanese Iketeru...
Your hairstyle has changed a little.
It was short.
I was alone for about August.
What is that?
Are you a beginner?
Shirt equals beginner, right?
Now, let me introduce...
First of all...
For those of you who have been chosen as the champion...
We will give you this!
It's pink!
Let's go to the temporary champion who was here yesterday!
That's amazing!
You're 19 years old!
What do you do for a living?
I dance in a dance studio in each park.
Are you an instructor?
No, I'm not an instructor.
Are you a dancer?
Yes, I am.
What do you do for a living?
I work part-time.
Are you a dancer in a dance studio?
No, I'm not a dancer.
Are you a part-time dancer?
Yes, I am.
Since you said you're a dancer, you should show us your dance skills!
Please!
Please show us!
Who is Motozoo?
Motozoo is...
Who is Motozoo?
As Motozoo...
Who is Motozoo?
I don't know much about Motozoo.
His face is like "clean up Hiromi".
Hiromi...
It's like "clean up Hiromi".
Everyone is manly.
Let's see who will win.
Here is the first presenter of the show.
Hello.
You are suspicious.
Who are you?
I'm a staff working in the same job.
I see.
You came from a different job.
I came from a dining club called "Takaido".
I came from a high class club.
A high class club?
A dining club.
A high class club.
Let's go.
Is it this big?
180 seats.
I think it's that big.
Let's go.
What kind of man do you want to introduce?
No girlfriend for 23 years.
Pure man.
Are you okay?
You haven't had a girlfriend for a long time?
A long time?
Let's go.
He is here.
Yamamoto Kento san, 23 years old.
Why?
You can say what you are told, right?
A little bit.
But you refuse it?
That's right.
That's right?
No, no, no.
The old man can't accept it.
By the way, what kind of person is your type?
I'm not a celebrity, I'm Hasegawa Kyoko san.
What if you get rejected like that?
Then I'll accept it.
I'm not a celebrity, I'm Hasegawa Kyoko san.
Since you are bartenders,
we would like you to see you shaking.
Shall we start?
Yes.
I'll do what Hiden taught me.
Room? Room?
Room?
Forget it.
Forget it?
Are you a narco?
You are dressed up like this, but you forget it?
Please.
I'll do it.
You are not popular!
Thank you!
Mr. Tomori?
Mr. Yoshimura?
What's up?
Mr. Tomori!
I'm not afraid of that!
I'm going to continue, so please follow me!
Where did you come from?
I'm from Shinjuku. I mixed up in a Karate studio.
Karate studio?
Yes.
Do you do Karate, too?
No, I don't.
You don't?
What's your relationship like?
She's a friend of mine.
A friend of yours?
Yes.
Who is she? Please introduce her!
Her body fat rate is 6%! She's a muscular man!
Wow!
She's got a macho face!
Is this a lot?
She's got a straight face!
Wow!
She's a tough man!
She's a manly man!
Let's meet her! This is her! Please come in!
What's up with you?
Kyoda Kentaro-san
What's up with you?
He's cool
He's tough and muscular
Wow!
What's up with you?
He's tough
What's up with you today?
He's a professional, but he's tough
He's a real tough guy
Does it smell like that?
No, it doesn't smell like that
You don't have shoes
I don't have shoes for this kind of muscle!
You don't have shoes!
Is this what you wear to work?
Yes, it is
I didn't think I'd be able to wear these shoes
You didn't think you'd be able to wear them?
It's not just about your arms
Can we see your muscles?
Can we?
Can we see?
Yay!
Wow!
Yay!
Thank you!
You're funny
Thank you!
You're funny
Thank you for taking off your clothes
Thank you!
Next person!
Introducers, please come in!
Where are you from?
I'm from Matsumoto-city, Nagano-prefecture
I'm from Yoteishoku C-mark
Yoteishoku
Let's go
You're not going, are you?
Shut up!
I'll show you
Introducers, please come in!
Who is this handsome man?
Wow!
Muscle man!
You're twins!
You're twins and you're handsome, right?
Yes
Let's welcome them together!
Please come in!
Koiwakai-san and...
Kukai! Kukai!
Iwa and Sora.
Oh, it's Oni-san and Ototo-san.
Do you two work together?
Yes, we do.
Have you ever played pranks on each other?
If we think about it, we can do it.
I said it earlier, but we can do it.
Is there anything you gain from working together?
Let's see...
We have something to talk about.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes, we do.
You two have a girlfriend.
She switched games.
She switched games for a date.
I thought it didn't matter which girlfriend you had.
Are you two different types of girls?
No, we're similar.
You're not only good at studying.
You have other special skills, don't you?
Yes, I play mogul.
What? Mogul?
Mogul!
That's a bit...
Air mogul!
Mogul!
Next is the person who introduced it. Please come in!
Cute!
Which one did you get?
It's a cold stone from Urawa.
Cold stone!
This ice cream is delicious!
It's famous!
It's really good!
Cold stone!
What's with the red face when you eat the ice cream?
It's delicious!
It's really good!
It's really delicious!
It's famous for being famous.
What did you introduce, Mr. Iketani?
Your smile is cute!
Next is Irojiro Kei Iketani.
It's definitely ice cream!
Please come in, Mr. Iketani!
- There is a difference in the way you look! - Cute!
- The way girls look is different! - Cute, cute!
- You're prettier! - You're prettier!
- Why are you always saying that?
- You're prettier! - Dr. Shishio's face is prettier!
- You're prettier! - What is this?
- Takashina is popular with his customers, right? - Yes, he's more popular than ice cream.
- He's more popular than ice cream! - Yes!
- You love him!
- Thank you!
- Now, Goldstone! - Yes?
- While making ice cream, sing a song! - Yes!
- What? - Ah!
- Sing a song for us! - Yes, yes!
- That kind of thing... - Making ice cream!
- In reality... - Yes!
- I'd like you to do it! - Yes!
- How will you do it? - That's good!
- Everyone, if you can do it with your hands, please! - Yes, yes!
- If you do it with your hands, you'll start dancing! - That's right!
- You'll start dancing! - Please stay still!
- Yes! - Please!
- Hello! Welcome to Goldstone! - Hello!
- Here at Goldstone, we keep going! Do da, do da!
- Should be ice cream all day long! All do da day!
- All I want to do today is be ice cream!
- Smile! It's Goldstone ice cream!
- Make you happy all do da day!
- Oh!
- That's cute! - That's cute!
- One more time!
- What?
- Please don't make gestures!
- Please don't make gestures with your hands!
- What?
- Please sing this with everyone for 100,000 subscribers!
- Yes!
- Old lady, hurry up and melt the ice cream!
- What do you mean by make?
- Make is... - On the stone...
- Melt the ice cream!
- Melt it and sing!
- While melting it, you sing "ice cream"!
- While melting it, you sing!
- While doing this, you sing the song!
- Ah! That's why you're good at this!
- You're good at this!
- Stop it!
- Okay! Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Thank you very much!
- Wait a minute!
- Mr. Iketani!
- Yes?
- Thank you very much, but...
- What should we do?
- Everyone... - What should we do?
- If you win, you'll bring it back tomorrow, right? - Yes, of course.
- So, will the new challenger win? Please show me your cards!
- Champion, champion, and number 4, number 4, it's two against... - It's a draw. - It's a draw!
- Please, Gussan, decide this! - What?
- Gussan!
Let me hear you sing one more time, number four!
Now, here's the recruitment notice!
Yes!
Thursday Tourism Project Iketeru Shopping District Self-service Japan's No. 1 Decision Line Iketen desu ne!
We are recruiting Iketen, your shop's Iketeru Shopping District!
If you wish to apply, along with the introducer and the shop's uniformed uncle,
please gather tomorrow, Thursday and Friday at 9 a.m. in front of the altar!
We will hold auditions every day!
We're waiting for you!
Let's do it!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Aim for consecutive correct answers! I don't know!
There are things we know and things we don't know, so we'll ask you questions, but you have to get more and more correct answers!
You're not motivated at all!
It's complicated, isn't it?
Let me introduce you to our guest.
Here she is!
Maeda Atsuko-chan!
You're Seraph!
Yes! I'm the actress of the movie that will be released soon.
If only I were Doraemon!
Come out! Come out!
Seraph is great!
Thank you for having me!
Here is today's theme!
Language!
Yes, language.
Language!
The teacher is the Japanese Language Researcher, Mr. Tabaiko Takahashi!
Here he is!
He graduated from Tokyo University of Literature and went to the same college as me.
He is currently studying at Tokyo University of Literature's Japanese Literature Research Institute.
What are you saying?
I don't know what you're saying.
He's studying!
I see!
When you were on the street earlier, you didn't have a beard, did you?
No, I didn't!
You're lying!
I didn't have a beard!
No, you didn't!
You don't have a beard, do you?
You don't, do you?
You really study a lot, don't you?
Yes.
By the way, you're wearing a hat today.
No, no, no!
I'm not wearing a hat!
First, we have Gustav Mahler.
I'm sorry!
Here is the last question!
Do you know the word "gled"?
Gled?
What?
Isn't it "gledai"?
Oh, you're right!
Gledai!
Why is "gledai" "gledai"?
Gledai...
It comes from "gledai", doesn't it?
"Gledai", right?
Yes.
It comes from "gledai" of fish, doesn't it?
"Gledai"...
I don't think "gledai" is a bad thing, but "gledai" is delicious.
How was it?
I think it has a meaning.
Yes, it does.
Do you know the word "gledai"?
Yes!
How was it?
Sensei, is it a clam shell?
Yes, it is.
It is a clam shell with its shell turned over.
A clam shell with its shell turned over?
Yes.
Guri-hama!
Guri-hama.
Guri-hama, Guri-hama, Guri-hama.
And, Gurel.
What does it mean?
A clam shell has an image of fitting together like this.
Therefore, clam shells and clams themselves are played like cards.
When you turn it over, it means clam shells and clams don't fit together.
Therefore, from the beginning of the Edo period...
Sensei, you know everything, don't you?
Guri-hama means clam shells and clams don't fit together.
Guri-hama.
Did you normally use it?
Yes, I did.
And, Gurel.
Gurel became a verb at the end of the Edo period.
Really?
Yes.
At that time, it was a book called "Ukiyo-doko".
At that time, it was already used in the sense of "free".
So, it has nothing to do with clamshells and clams don't fit together.
Clamshells and clams don't fit together came later.
Gurel became a verb at the end of the Edo period.
That's right.
I don't know whether Sensei is right or wrong.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Next is Tanaka-sama.
Who is it?
Akatanaka.
Oh, it's Akatanakatsu.
Akatanakatsu.
Who did you call?
Akatanaka, Akatanaka, Kitanaka, Arundotanaka, Kitanaka, Chapakata...
I didn't say it.
What is Chapakata?
The next question is...
What is it?
I know "debu" and "gogen".
What is it?
"Debu"?
"Debu" is big and fat.
Debushou
"Debushou"?
Debushou
"Dejabu" is "dejabu".
"Debushou" and "debushou" are different.
"Debu" is "bushou" and "debu" is "dondon".
"Debu" is "dondon" and "dondon" is "fattening".
Maybe it's "debushou".
Oh, I see.
"Debit", "debit", "debit", "debit".
"Debuspecta", "debuspecta", it's "debut", isn't it?
What do you think?
Ah, but "debut" is probably...
Somehow...
You got 3 correct answers in a row.
What did you get?
In the 5th question, it's "the philosophy of Alta".
"The philosophy of Alta".
Alright, do you know the origin of "debut"?
Huh?
"Debut" is...
Huh?
Um...
"Debut" is...
- Um... - You know nothing about "debut"?!
Well, there's a theory that English comes from double G and double R.
And "death and birth" and "debut" theory.
- This is... - "Death and birth"?
- It's a suspicious theory. - What do you mean?
- "Deb-pari-pari"? - "Deb-pari-debu"?
- "Deb-pari-debu" is possible, but... - "Deb-pari-debu"?
- There are many theories. - I don't know.
- As long as the academic world is clear...
- It's a shame. - It's a shame.
- "Debut".
- It's difficult. - Do you know it?
- I know it! - I know it!
I know it!
- Next question is... - I know it!
- "Omoshiroi"? - Do you know the word "omoshiroi"?
- I know it. - "Omo" is...
- I don't know what I'm doing. - I don't know what you're doing.
Interesting vocabulary, do you know it or not, which one?
- We know it. - We know it.
But we know "explicitly".
What does "explicitly" mean?
- "Explicitly". - "Explicitly".
- We know it for now. - You're fast.
- What's this? - In kanji, it's written as "omoshiroi" (interesting)
- "omote" (front) and "benobae" (front) are "shiroi" (white) and "patta" (light)
- "omote" is an infinite number of words. - I see.
- Since ancient times, "omote" means "fun" and "joyful". - You've been saying it since Asuka era.
- It's a word that's been around for a long time, but it's gradually changing.
- It's a word that's been used since Muromachi era. - It's an old word.
- We know it for now. - We know it for now.
- It's an old word. - It's an old word.
- Let's listen to the song! - Yes!
- We know the answer. - Here is the next question!
- "kattarui" (tired) - "kattarui" (tired)
- "kata" (shoulder) is "darui" (tired) - "kata" is "darui" (tired)
- "kata" is "maketa" (won or lost)
- "katta" is "kattaketo..." (I won but I'm still a little drunk)
- "rui" is "ruirui" (rutting)
- "rui" is "jūsansē" (rutting in the middle of the song)
You're overdoing it.
I won, but I ate a tongue.
- "Katsu". - "Katarui".
"Katarui", "katsu".
- I think I know what you're talking about. - "Tarui", "darui".
"Tarui", "darui".
"Darui" changed and became "tarui".
And "kata" is "tarui", so "katarui".
I'm not sure if I understand you or not.
- You know what I'm talking about, right? - I think you know, right?
- Can I say it, Acchan? - Yes!
Can I say it?
I know!
What is this?
"Kata ga darui" is half correct.
It's not "kata", it's "kaina".
"Daishi" is "darui", but "ude" means "darui".
From there, "jenshin" became "darui", but "kaina daishi" became "kainarushi" and "kattarushi" became "darui".
From there, "yaruki ga nai" and "mendokusai" came out.
I see.
Congratulations!
Next Wednesday at 8pm, watch it on TV!
Since Ahn-chan is here, she has something to report.
The manager told me earlier,
I tried my best,
but today, AKB members can't come anymore.
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Well, Ahn-chan came.
I don't have any complaints, but only one person couldn't come.
Today was a bad timing.
AKB members are busy before the election.
Everyone was hoping for you to come,
but you barely made it.
We were hoping for you to come.
We're really sorry.
Please make it up for me!
After the election?
You don't have to force it!
It's not like I couldn't make it up for you.
Today's schedule was really bad.
If you don't mind, please make it up for me!
Tam-san, what do you think?
As for me...
As for you, it's fine.
It's fine if you don't think about it.
Ahn-chan can watch it, right?
Ahn-chan might not be able to make it up for you.
Ah, I see.
Our schedules are different!
It's not like that.
Make it up for me later, okay?
Not next week?
Not next week!
Sooner or later!
Now, let's look at the details.
First is Tamori-san's TV show.
Here it is!
A big hit!
Nakaoka's father's invasion announcement!
There's no such thing!
Invasion?
Don't show Nakaoka's father anymore!
But it's fine.
How is it, Achiya?
Nakaoka's father appears a lot in this show.
Really?
After this corner, his father appears a lot.
Really? Is there a gag too?
We haven't done a gag yet.
It looks like a new gag.
Is my father working normally?
Maybe his schedule doesn't match.
Let's move on to the next corner.
The next corner is...
Everyone will talk to Tamori in a gag.
That's impossible.
For an hour.
Tamori, do you know about this?
Tell us!
Everyone.
Even the guests on the phone.
For an hour.
Even the ADs.
Everyone.
Everyone will talk in a gag.
Even the guests.
Even the guests will talk in a gag.
Do you want to see it again next week?
Let's see...
I think Nakaoka wants to see it.
We only talk to Tamori, right?
Yes, yes.
Only Tamori.
When we talk to Nakaoka, we talk in a polite way.
Yes, right, Tamori?
Sometimes, I lose my temper and say "right" to Tamori.
So, Fussa.
This is your idea.
Everyone should act like someone.
What does it mean?
It's not an impersonation of a famous person.
It's an impersonation of an old man you know.
Or a person you see on the train.
Everyone is acting like someone.
But who are you impersonating?
When I asked "who are you impersonating?", he said "actually, I'm the one in the picture over there."
The one in the tatami room picture.
You're doing it for a long time?
Of course.
That's tough.
I love this.
I know. I know you love it.
I think you like it.
There's no reason for everyone to do it separately.
Let's go to Nakaoka.
I want to give a speech in front of Akimoto's house.
The deadline is next week's 8th.
The deadline is 3pm.
So you'll give a speech at the last minute.
I'll give a speech at the last minute.
I thought you'd call me a lot today.
I wrote this with gratitude.
On the contrary, I wrote it with effort.
I wrote it with effort.
I'll put it on the ceiling of your bus.
We'll go and cheer for you.
Let's go to Oto.
TV station, this is it!
Kokado's original song appears and it's a big hit!
What is this?
It's a big hit.
Kokado's original song appears and it's a big hit!
It's a big hit.
The original song is a big hit!
It's impossible.
Kokado's original song is a big hit.
No, no, no.
Akimoto has a lot of opinions.
Which one do you want to see the most?
But...
Sayaka said she'd call AKB.
Then Sayaka...
General election.
They're rivals.
What place is Akimoto in now?
Second place.
Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Yes!
Until the day comes, please vote for me!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Oh, it's a movie!
Yes!
It will be released on June 4th.
I hope you'll like it.
Yes, I hope you'll watch it.
Yes, it will be released on June 4th.
On June 6th, 24 hours and 45 minutes on Fuji TV,
we'll show you how Jamy Jamy's father, who is praised for his ability to grow, marries without permission!
Yes!
Yes, we'll show you all of it.
Please watch it!
Everyone, don't forget to watch it tomorrow!
Please watch it!