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Even if it's funny, today, all members will appear similarly!
Maybe we may be the only ones appearing today!
Yes!
Ohoho!
How is it?
I, I was there! I was there! I was there!
The channel is similar!
Just like Yamaguchi-san wrote on this TV show, it will be broadcast on Wednesday's "Sokkuri-san".
The voice will be done by himself.
The wind is blowing!
What are you talking about?
The wind is blowing!
Shut up!
If you write it at home, you'll get eye drops from the second floor!
What is that?
Can I say something?
My partner is really small, but...
You've gotten a lot smaller, haven't you?
That's right!
Today, I'm going to go without glasses!
I'm wearing glasses...
I'm already tired of wearing glasses...
You're not wearing glasses today?
No...
How old are you now?
Two years old?!
What do you mean?!
We're in trouble, aren't we?
That's right, aren't we?
What do you think of me today?
You don't look like me at all.
No, that's not true.
Do you mind if I say I look like you today?
I don't mind if you say I look like you.
Do we look alike?
Yes, we do.
I think we do.
Don't you think you're prettier than you are?
I'm really happy about it.
But...
Huh?
I'm Tanaka, but...
What's with him?
Huh?
You're Tanaka, aren't you?
You're Tanaka, aren't you?!
Huh?
I'm a woman, aren't I?!
You're a woman, aren't you?!
Did you take another bullet?
I'm not Tanaka!
Did you take another bullet?!
Shut up!
You...
You're in big trouble right now!
This is dangerous!
Let's do it!
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Aim for it! I don't understand the quiz!
There's a lot of things you know but you don't know, so I'd like you to guess this.
The wind is blowing!
You're late, Ham.
What?
The wind is blowing!
Tamo-san?
What?
Are you really going to go like this today?
Ah... I'm a little out of it, too.
Right?
You have to be strong!
Yes!
I didn't think I would propose something like this.
Really?
You didn't think it would be like this, did you?
It's not like what I thought it would be.
If you had seen it, you would know how painful it is for me.
Let's do it together today.
Together?
Everyone, please stand in front of me.
Next to me, right?
It doesn't look like you at all.
It looks like you a lot!
Your voice, too!
There's a lot more.
You look like me!
He hates you a lot!
We're in the same room!
It's embarrassing!
- Right? - Yeah, in the hair salon.
- It's only in the hair salon. - Right?
If you had your hair up behind you, you'd look like this.
- Then let's do it together. - Let's do it together.
- I don't want to do it together! - Let's do it together.
- I don't want to do it together!
- You don't have enough energy.
- So, today's topic is this!
- It's about cooking. - Cooking?
- It's something we don't know about.
- Let me introduce our teacher.
- He's a culinary researcher.
- Mr. Murakami Sachiko!
Mr. Murakami studied nutrition guidance at Fukuoka University and then came to Fukuoka, Tokyo for his cooking work.
He won many cooking contests and became a culinary researcher.
He is the first in electronic microwave cooking.
Electronic microwave?
He developed electronic microwave baked bread.
Is that so?
There is baked bread that is baked in an electronic microwave.
That's amazing.
Mr. Murakami is also active in developing products with companies.
Thank you for having me.
Let's start with Fukuoka, Makao.
Makao.
Let's go.
You are cute.
Here is the first question.
Why is there a whirlwind in a roll of Naruto?
What?
Do you know this or not?
Whirlwind.
What?
Naruto's whirlwind?
It's Naruto's whirlwind, isn't it?
Maybe it's because of the whirlwind.
I see.
Do you know what a roll of Naruto is?
I know.
You know.
I know what a roll of Naruto is.
Do you know why there is a whirlwind in a roll of Naruto?
I know.
You know, don't you?
Then hold this.
Hold it.
This one.
Do you have it?
Yes.
Let's do Gatchan.
Gatchan.
I know.
Don't drop it.
I know.
We did it.
We definitely did it.
How is it?
We made it.
Do you know it?
Yes, I do.
But "Naruto Mafia" has been around since the Edo period.
But "Uz" didn't exist in the first place.
Oh, really?
Do you know "smarty kamaboko"?
Yes, we do.
It looks like a rose and turns into a rose.
You know about it, don't you?
"Smarty kamaboko" was originally Shiroji's work.
There is "noshi" in "noshibukuro", right?
So we decided to add "no" in it.
"No" is "no"?
Yes, "no".
"No" was "no"?
There were many "no"s in the previous picture.
"No" was "no".
It spread from the Kansai area.
What is the border between Shikoku and Hyogo prefecture's Aji island?
"Uz" in "Naruto".
Yes, "Uz" in "Naruto".
So it became "Naruto Mafia".
It's the opposite, isn't it?
It's the opposite.
Do you know about "Uz" in "Naruto Mafia"?
Yes, we know about it.
I see.
You knew about it.
Thank you for the meal!
You know about it, don't you?
"Okinawa Shishi" is delicious!
Do you know the reason why "Binchotan" is delicious when you cook rice?
I don't know the reason, but I don't want to put it in.
I put it in because there is a reason.
It's said that it makes the taste delicious.
I think it's just my imagination.
"Binchotan" is similar.
It's similar.
If it's a different color, this one is "Binchotan", right?
Binchotan
It absorbs something, right?
It absorbs something and...
Don't burn it!
Be sure to knock it over.
Sensei, you just yelled at me in the direction of the lever!
Will you give me a hint?
Which one will you do? You two have different opinions.
This is, you know...
Don't force me!
This person is in charge, so please.
I know you're doing it on purpose.
Is it okay?
Yes!
I know why it tastes better when you eat it while you're cooking!
All right!
How is it?
What does it mean?
There are many small holes in the bottom of the bottle.
It's like a light stone.
Various things are adsorbed in those small holes.
So, when you boil rice and pour water in it and start boiling it,
the rice grains left behind are adsorbed.
That's why it's delicious.
I think of one more thing.
Water has a little smell of barley.
Does water remove that smell?
Yes, it does.
I see.
That's why it's delicious.
There is also a theory that
rice grains contain calcium, so calcium melts out and minerals increase.
It is also said that it will be delicious.
However, since it is calcium that has become charcoal, it does not melt out.
I see.
That's why you told me about the liver.
It's delicious.
Thank you very much.
Akemo-chan.
Akemo-chan is cute.
Isn't she?
She is like a sister.
Really? I'm happy.
Here is the question.
Why is there no food in the bread?
Now that you mention it, it is.
It's only food you eat, so it's natural.
It's bread everyone eats.
It's not food hunters.
So there was bread you couldn't eat?
Rolled bread.
What is rolled bread?
It's a staple food.
Staple food?
Staple food bread.
But there are also things like "real bread", right?
Like "real bread"?
The one on top of the cake.
"Real bread" and "joking bread"?
"Joking bread"?
But what is it? Is it because someone started saying it?
But it might have been like that before we knew it.
It's not like someone decided it.
"Breakfast bread".
"Breakfast bread"?
"Breakfast bread" is definitely "breakfast bread".
"Breakfast bread" was common.
Now, which one is it?
This is difficult.
"Eating bread", right?
"Eating bread"? Where did you get it from?
This is difficult.
Which one?
"Eating bread"?
Which one is it?
You don't know, do you?
Maybe it's...
You don't know, do you?
No.
You don't know!
What's with that laugh?
It was so cute that I was fascinated.
Fascinated.
My case is very short.
Very short.
Why is that?
Yes, in fact, bread is bread for staple food.
Bread for staple food.
That's why it's confectionery bread.
That's right.
Confectionery bread was more popular before that.
Confectionery bread was earlier.
It was earlier.
Confectionery bread was made when people could become famous.
Like anpan.
That's right.
But they copied Daifuku mochi and made it in the beginning.
That's why anpan.
Anpan is old.
It's made by Kimura in Ginza.
Kimura.
Wasn't there anpan at first?
Yes, there was.
And about five years later, Yokohama Bakery released British bread.
And that British bread is this mountain-shaped bread.
And since it's different from other snacks, they named it "bread for staple food" and shortened it to "bakery bread."
You didn't say "bakery bread."
It wasn't "bakery bread."
Bakery bread.
Thank you very much.
Over!
You did it.
This guy really is a KY.
Question 5!
Why do eels and dried plums say that eating together is bad?
I know this one!
I've never heard of it.
Is it really bad?
This is...
Eating together is like a city legend.
What do you think?
I know it!
You're fast.
You should discuss it first!
It's rare for you to say it.
Why do eels and dried plums say that eating together is bad?
It's hard for you to say it.
Sourness.
What?
Sourness doesn't go well with eels.
I can't think of my own way of being as a talent.
Was I doing like this?
It does bother other contestants.
Which one?
I don't know.
I don't know!
Which one is it?
How is it?
You made up a fiction, didn't you?
It's true! It's a superstition, isn't it?
Yes, it is. In the first place, there is no medical basis for it.
But you can say it's a superstition.
And it's a very good meal.
It's good, isn't it?
It's a truth, isn't it?
Like saving the patient.
You're right.
And, of course, there are some stories.
There are many stories.
But there is a theory that it increases luxury.
And there is a theory that it increases overeating.
And there is a theory that nutrition will disappear.
And there is a theory that it prevents food poisoning.
This is true.
Even if you eat dried plums and eels, you won't know.
There are many theories like this.
But in the end, we don't know.
We don't know.
Even if you eat them together, you won't know.
It's true.
You're right in the first place.
You don't look like him at all.
I don't care about whether we look like him or not.
But he is a staff member of this show.
He is an AD, isn't he?
But he didn't come.
What do you mean? Why did you do it?
Well...
In the morning, Mr. Tanaka's assistant wasn't there.
That's right.
That's why you didn't come.
You look like him the most as a staff member.
Here is the question.
Why do they call soba with tenkasu "tanuki"?
What is this?
It's not about that, is it?
That's right.
It depends on the place.
In Kansai...what was it?
In Kansai, "tanuki" is...what's different about it?
It's different.
It's different, isn't it?
There must be a reason for it.
What do you think?
Tenkasu soba...
Kyosuke...
Kansai...
I don't know.
Why is it "tenkasu"?
Which one?
It's not "omakase", is it?
I'm sorry.
You know it, don't you?
I know "kitsune" is...
"Kitsune" is...
"Age" is...
"Age" is "aburaage", so...
I know "kitsune" is "oi nari".
"Oi nari" is "tsukita".
I know it.
On the other hand...
If someone says "tenkasu" is "tanuki"...
It's like "damashita".
Oh! I know that laugh!
That laugh with Diddy Shaw.
He's a teacher!
It's fine if you know it.
You know it, don't you?
I think you know it.
Which one?
Do you know it?
That laugh...
You don't know?
That's right.
Why?
But the origin of the name is in the book.
So I don't know.
But the most powerful one is...
Tenkasu, so-called "agedama".
It only has that and green onions in it.
So it's "tane-nuki".
It's "tano-ki" because it's raw.
Is that so?
So "kitsune" and "tano-ki" are...
Totally different words.
They're different.
And...
"Agedama" and "tenkasu" are...
There's a theory that "agedama" has a similar color to "tano-ki".
And if you put a lot of it in, it'll taste rich.
So it's like "tano-ki" meat.
I don't know anything about it!
But if you put "agedama" in it, it'll taste like "kitsune" meat more than "tano-ki".
Right?
So...
Why do people say "tano-ki" is "tenkasu" and "tano-ki" is "soba"?
I don't know!
There's no such thing!
What a shame!
Next up is Kokato.
What about Kokato? Does he look like him?
He does!
He's like his little brother!
If you put "ka" and "tano" together...
Oh, you're right!
He does look like him!
He does!
He's a student.
What's his nickname?
"Toshiki".
His nickname is "Toshiki"!
It's not his name!
He's called "Toshiki"!
What's his name?
It's "Toshiki".
That's right!
His name has become a buzzword!
Doesn't your neighbor say it?
They don't say it!
I don't say it either!
Here's the question!
Why do people say "pineapple" is "subuta" and "pineapple" is "tano-ki"?
Do you know the answer or not?
It's true, isn't it?
This broadcast has been brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Do you know why we're adding pineapples to chibita now?
Why are we adding pineapples now?
Well, there are many people who don't hate pineapples that much.
There are.
The reason we're adding pineapples now is...
Oh, you're laughing.
Pineapples have a detoxifying effect.
Is that so?
You don't, do you?
No, I do.
Pineapples have both a sour effect and a sweet effect.
I've heard of it.
It's like half and half between sweet and sour.
Sweet and sour.
I've heard of it like that.
You can add pineapples to steak, too.
Do you eat it?
I do.
Hamburg steaks, too.
Hamburg steaks?
You know about it, right?
I know about it.
What about you, Toshiki?
Toshiki, you know about it, right?
I know about it, right?
You're not trying hard at all.
You know about it, right?
Which one should we start with?
Originally there was no pineapple in Chinese sour pork.
But when a Chinese who moved to Hawaii opened a store, he put the pineapple in sour pork.
Then it was like "nice match" and it spread all over the world.
So now in Japan, when you order sour pork, there is a lot of pineapple in it.
There is a reason for putting it in later, but raw pineapple has a course that breaks down protein.
So it is said that it is just right with sour pork.
But this comes later.
So if you are going to eat it, it is better to eat raw pineapple with sour pork.
Thank you very much.
Next Wednesday on Itomo TV, think about it!
The audience will decide which one is the best based on their own opinions.
The best TV show will actually be on next Wednesday's newspaper.
This is a serious matter of responsibility.
Last week, I was chosen for this show.
I stayed until late last week.
In front of my hallway, I thought someone had left.
The director and chief AD said...
Ah, what should we do?
It was a mix of joy and sorrow.
It's a serious matter of responsibility.
Depending on what you say, it could have a big impact on the ratings.
That's true.
Our fate depends on you.
That's right, it depends on you.
Please think about it.
Our first guest is...
Diva!
And you're also a diva, right?
That's right!
This is an AKB48 unit, but what kind of unit is it?
It's AKB48's first dance and vocal unit.
As a talented group, we're doing a diva.
Talented? I don't think we're talented.
Dance and vocal, DV!
Diva!
Like a movie?
It's not "diva".
"Diva" is short for "eye", right?
We've also been shortening "eye" for L.O.T.T.I.
That means we're not complete yet.
But it's exactly the same reason!
You're completely crazy!
Akimoto-sensei said it.
To be honest, Guts-san's small horns are also small.
It's not Guts-san, right?
Then I'll call you Guts-san.
So, dancing and vocalizing are singing and dancing?
Yes, it's intense.
Then it's exactly the same concept as mine in the beginning.
Alright then, let's do it again.
Ten times.
Let's look at them one by one. First up is Nakaoka's TV.
- Oh, me? - Yes, you.
All members, please give a problem statement.
But isn't this exciting?
- No, it's not. - No, it's exciting. - It's live broadcast, so...
- A problem statement is really... - I've done it before, but...
- I've done it before. - I don't like it anymore. - That's right.
Mr. Ohta says it every day, but...
- We don't say it every day. - That's right.
- We don't say it every day. - We don't say it every day.
- The problem statement. - The problem statement is... - How much sports do we do?
- Just barely. - Just barely.
- We only go out once in a week.
- You say that? - Isn't it pretty bad?
- Of course. - Are we all going out once in a week?
- Everyone.. - Everyone is going out once in a week.
- What do you think of Mr. Ibarami? - But it's exciting and fun, isn't it?
It's exciting and fun.
- It's exciting and fun. - It's exciting and fun.
- It's exciting and fun, but... - But if we all went out once in a week...
- and just one person didn't drink, it'd be really sad. - That's possible.
Let's go with goods-san.
No, it's goods-san.
Goods-san.
Here it is!
Today, I think you can pay attention to me.
What do you mean by "that"?
Are you all going to do it?
It's going to take an hour!
What are you saying when you like it the most?
It's going to take an hour!
Are you all going to spend an hour like this?
Um...
What should Akibo-san do?
Let's celebrate Akibo-chan as it is.
As it is?
I want to do it, then.
To a man?
To a man.
On the contrary, to a man.
A pot, a pot.
A pot.
Well, well.
Today, we're going to have Okama-san's high tension.
Yes, yes.
We're going to have a high-tension hour.
I'm going to tell him.
Because you're a mother.
What do you mean?
That's what I mean.
Well, next is Oro-san's turn.
What am I supposed to say?
"Kamen Rider - The Worst of the Worst".
Wait a minute.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's a joke.
It's not a joke, is it?
I just wanted to see it.
No, no, no.
It's not a joke.
Kamen Rider - The Worst of the Worst.
Riders come here and fight monsters.
That's right, that's right.
What are we supposed to do about it?
We're supposed to watch it.
We're supposed to be kidnapped or something like that.
Riders, help us!
They suddenly come in.
They suddenly come in and intrude.
That's right, that's right.
It's a little fun, isn't it?
Riders.
Kamen Riders.
How about this, D.Vas?
I'm nervous.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
Are you nervous or nervous about everything?
Yes.
Ume-chan watches it a lot on Wednesdays.
I watch it.
He watches it every time.
This guy?
He watches it.
I also watch when Rocky's father is there.
Now, let's start with Kokado.
Thank you.
It's already started.
Then, this is what Kokado came up with!
Go ahead.
Today, mini-pranks ten times in a row!
Yes!
A lot of things happen while we're doing this show.
All of a sudden, weird people come from the audience.
What if it's not planned?
It's really weird.
Do we know that we'll be pranked?
Not the audience?
The audience doesn't know.
I don't know.
My ears are itching!
This is really nerve-racking.
I don't know.
"I don't know." is not the basic.
Not in particular.
We didn't do "I don't know."
This is also fun.
Next, this is what Tamori-san came up with.
A new duo, "Tanakaoka's Jokes."
Tanakaoka's Jokes.
Who's thinking of the jokes?
Kokado is thinking of it.
I'm thinking of it, too.
It's the first time you two are thinking of jokes.
It's the first time we're thinking of something like that.
Do you two think of jokes?
Manzai.
At times like this, we're the only ones who get nervous.
Isn't that good?
It's like a family rest for a week.
Fifteen minutes.
Isn't it long?
It's long.
D.VA, what do you think of this?
Let's do it!
Silence!
I think you should mind your own business.
What's with you, D.VA?
D.VA's TV show!
If you'd like us to decide for you, please hold the switch.
Are you ready?
Let's find out! Switch on!
Hey, hey!
You said you'd get tired, but you did it!
We have no choice but to do it.
What about the hook?
Even the cut?
Even the cut? Don't do a cut like that.
What?
Of course you don't.
That's how it is.
People like us get tired because we put effort into it.
Naturally.
That's why you should do it for real and find where it feels natural and good.
So next week, we've decided on Gusa's idea...
No, not Gusa's idea...
We've decided on Kamatteitomo!
Kamatteitomo!
That's new!
Tell us about it, Diva!
We, Diva, have made our debut on "Kiki no Raga" today!
Please support us in the comments!
Only "Tanaka" didn't come.
Only "Kiki" didn't come.