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Today's "TV Rant" is "Nakaoka baby doll student".
This is the "TV Rant" that Mr. Tamori came up with.
Last week, my father came out, but there were 16 inquiries!
No, it's not that many.
How many will come this week? The channel is ...
I had to do it because Tamoru-san wrote it for me.
It's been 3 years since I last saw you so happy.
Do I have to do this for the whole day?
That's right!
I haven't received anything like this since the opening!
No, no, it can't be helped.
I've been watching you closely.
I've already done it, but I'm more curious about this one.
What's your name?
Name?
Miku-chan.
Miku-chan! A girl's name!
Miku-chan.
Which girl's name is it?
Which girl's name is it? It's Nara's girl's name.
Nara's girl's name.
It's Mamoru-san's daughter's name.
Miku-chan!
Miku-chan, you're so cute!
I'm glad you like her.
Don't look me in the eye!
She has strong eyes, so it's okay.
What should we do?
Mamoru-san's head's name is...
Pittamori!
Everyone, please stand up.
Please continue talking. Pittamori-san, please answer.
I'm going to turn you into a rolling doll!
Why?
Hurry up and put it on the table!
Why do you have so many name tags?
Because I'm the century!
I'm the century!
Hurry up and change or I'll turn you into a rolling doll!
I'm ten thousand and forty-six years old!
Hurry up and get ready!
You're explaining in a flashy manner!
That's enough!
Now, on Wednesday's "How much do you know about me?", we're going to test you out.
If you can fit your head in my head, you'll get a Pittamori award!
It's a Pittamori mask!
Even if you cut it, it's still Pittamori!
It's good, isn't it?
You're doing well!
Everyone, please answer!
Is everyone ready?
Please turn around!
Tamori-san, please choose one.
What is he doing? I don't know at all.
Who do you want to be?
I don't know at all.
What is it? Is everything okay?
Is everything okay?
This time, everyone will choose this one.
What do you think you can't forgive when you go shopping at the supermarket?
Supermarket!
Supermarket is a place you can only go to.
Shopping at the supermarket...
Everyone, please choose one.
I don't have an image of a supermarket.
Supermarket!
Supermarket is a place you can only go to.
Ota-san, please dress up properly.
It's dark!
Please dress up properly.
If I don't do that, I'll be blind.
You'll be blind?
It's dark!
Tamori-san, if you knew this well...
I don't know! What should I do?
You should know it perfectly.
Shopping at the supermarket...
I don't think you can forgive it.
Tamori-san, do you go shopping at the supermarket?
I like the supermarket.
Oh, you like it?
In my heart, I'm a super commentator.
I've never heard of you being a super commentator.
I like the supermarket.
Do you know about it?
I know about it.
Do you know about it?
Yes.
Do you know about it?
Tamori-san knows about it.
I think you can forgive it.
It's time.
Let's go.
Tanaka-mori!
I'm a celebrity, but I don't want to aim for it.
I want to go shopping and come back.
Why do you know about it?
It's just my prediction.
They couldn't read the barcode.
So, the ladies in the register started making noise.
The line was so long.
There are times like that, right?
Especially...
Stop it!
It's not like that!
It's not like that! On the contrary, if you say "that" now, it means I didn't get it, right?
Well, unfortunately, it's like that.
But you know this, right?
I know it! I know it very well!
Like this...
So it doesn't fly at all.
That's a good one.
Sugita-san, hold this for a second.
I don't like that!
When you buy it in a box or something like that, you have to go and get it again.
You give up and sell it, right?
Do you really sell it properly?
I'm pretty scared of that.
I don't know.
Why are you wiping your lips?
I'm lazy.
That's not what you said, right?
Say it again.
I won't say it!
It comes out right away, doesn't it?
Now, Nakao Katamori!
Yes.
The same thing happened last week, but I'm not good at reading barcodes on the cash register.
It's exactly the same!
You saw it, didn't you? You cheated, didn't you?
I didn't cheat, Nakao-kun!
Don't look!
Isn't this a segment where we guess what's inside of Tanaka's head?
That's true.
It's dirty! It's dirty!
It's not dirty!
It's dirty.
You wore it last week with Kokado, too!
That's right.
There's one person who doesn't wear it.
Right?
Capricorn.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Stop crying! Stop crying!
The production is scary!
It's scary!
It's scary! I'm surprised!
What? Miki-chan, you're crying?
Yes. I'm really crying right now.
Let me hug you.
I'm sorry.
If you don't mind...
Can you tell me why you're crying?
I don't know why I'm crying.
Babies don't know when it happens.
Let's move on to Tamori Akimoto.
Tamori-san loves music and is famous for it.
I think it's this.
A song playing in a supermarket.
Every supermarket has it, right?
Yes, it does.
It's a song you hear often.
There's also "say you".
"Say you"?
That's not it.
What song is "say you" not?
That's amazing.
It's not a supermarket song for "say you".
It's not?
There's a lot of songs like that.
If it starts raining, you can change the BGM.
You can change it.
There's also "say you" in grocery stores.
In elementary school and high school...
What song is it?
It's "can you celebrate".
There's a lot of songs like that.
It's a hit song version of "say you".
It's like a "say you" version.
I don't think you can forgive that.
You can't forgive the BGM.
Let's move on.
Tamori Akimoto.
Yes.
I think Tamori-san wants to do it right.
What are you doing?
You're not doing it right.
What do you want to do?
I think you want to do it right.
You leave a product you stopped buying on a random shelf.
Why is it in a place like this?
This exists.
Cup noodles, cup noodles...
Pudding, cup noodles...
Pudding!
Why is it pudding?
This exists.
CCCPC.
You don't have to translate it.
It's not "cup ramen" or "cup ramen pudding".
You don't have to say "CCPC".
You don't have to say it like that.
Shunji and Kashima-san, you did it.
We can't forgive you for that.
Let's move on to the last one. Otamori.
What I can't forgive you for is...
Please show it.
The cash register is in the middle of the house.
Why?
You were here last week.
It's everywhere.
You're here again?
Tamuro-san, you're good at this.
Is there an answer in here?
Please show us the answer. It's here.
There's someone who's close.
It's the product you dropped.
You said it.
It's close.
You dropped it.
It's okay.
This is my second time.
Please eat it.
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Aim for consecutive correct answers! I don't know the quiz!
There's a lot of "I know it but I don't know it" in the middle of the night.
That's what we're going to talk about in today's segment.
Today's theme is this!
Once again, it's our bodies.
Irma's body.
It's human.
It's not Irma, it's human.
I don't call it "Irma".
I don't call it "human sword" either.
I also call it "kadara".
Hayato, Hayato, Hayato!
Now, let me introduce you.
Doctor of medicine, medical journalist, Dr. Morita Yutaka!
Double Morita!
You've heard of me, haven't you?
Yabusha!
It's not Yabusha!
Please ignore me!
He graduated from Tokyo University as a graduate.
He's a Harvard University medical professional.
He's amazing, isn't he?
He's doing business in English!
He's amazing, isn't he?
Harvard!
He's done a lot of things and became a double Morita.
It's not a double Morita!
He's a very painful doctor.
Please don't bully him!
Don't bully him!
It's not a double Morita!
His pattern is a little small!
He's irritated!
His pattern is big!
Let's fix his pattern!
What is it, Minami? You're irritating me!
What is it, Ito Asako?
You're irritating me!
Good morning!
Do you know why you get fat if you eat before you go to bed?
This is common, isn't it?
What is it?
I don't know!
I know!
You know, don't you?
I think you know!
My stomach...
If you eat it before you go to bed, you'll go to bed right after you eat it, so it's normal for humans to eat it with force and go down like this, but maybe...
It's different!
If you eat it right after you go to bed...
It's often like that!
Isn't it because the digestion speed slows down?
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Maybe you don't know it!
Surprisingly!
Because it slows down and the digestion is slow...
That's right!
But you think you know it, right?
You know it!
Well, you know the first question, right?
That's not what I'm thinking!
Well, you can say that, too!
I understand!
You can say that, too!
Well...
You can say that, too!
If you eat it before you go to bed...
You know it!
Please, Enari!
Enari!
In the first place, whether you get fat or not depends on the balance of the calories you take and the calories you lose.
But we know why we get fat if we eat before going to bed.
That's because there is a type of protein called "b01" in our body that allows fat to get into our body.
This "b01" refers to people who live a regular life.
For example, if you wake up at 8 in the morning and it's peak at 2 in the morning after 18 hours.
If you have this, you will gain a lot of fat and get fat.
So if you eat this before you go to bed at midnight, you will get fat.
By the way, even if you eat it at 6 or 7 and go to bed right away, "b01" is not high, so you will not get fat.
Oh, that's how it is.
It changes depending on the rhythm of life.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't care if you don't understand!
I understand!
That's how it is.
"b01"!
What's the next word?
The next word is "b01".
"b01"!
All right!
I like doing this more than anything else, so please help me.
Answer it! Answer it!
I like doing this more than anything else.
Then I'll say it.
Yes, please.
Do you know why you gain caloric index when you get older?
I think you know it.
I heard of it.
Oh, you know it?
I heard of it.
You heard of it?
You know it?
Yes.
Then you know it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You got it right.
You know it, right?
Can I say why I know it?
Yes, you can.
You got it, right?
When you have a boyfriend,
what do you call it?
Do you get nervous?
Yes.
It prevents that.
What?
What do you mean?
When you're young and a girl doesn't like her father's smell,
you talk to him on purpose.
You're lying!
What?
You're lying!
No, I'm not!
It's a purpose...
Why...
Something like "someone's voice is like this"
Or "someone's balance is like this"
And this is...
b02
"b01" voice
I can't explain everything
It's like a hormone... Can I say it?
I think you know
someone's voice is like this
Conan
Don't say it!
He won't say it
So...
Do you know why people get older?
Conan
I think you know
Do you know?
Do you know why people get older?
Do you know?
In 2000, a smell substance called "nonenal" was discovered.
This is on the surface of the skin, and it is said to be the cause of colitis.
For example, people who lack exercise or smoke a lot have a smell.
Surprisingly, women also have colitis.
Do you think only men have it?
That's right.
It's called "colitis", isn't it?
For women who don't smell so much, female hormones prevent colitis.
What about men?
We don't know that yet.
We don't know.
Men smell a little burnt.
Only men.
It's good!
By the way, there are ways to prevent colitis.
For example, don't smoke, exercise,
and don't eat animal protein.
That's right, it can make you sweat.
Avoid eating animal protein and eat plant fiber.
For me, it's all like that.
It's totally odorless!
It's odorless!
It's perfect!
It doesn't smell like anything!
It's weird! There's no hair!
You've got a lot of skin!
It's odorless!
What was that?
Beautiful legs!
Insect-like...
It's not human-like, is it?
It's made of plastic.
It only has three arms and legs.
It's like a monster's ball pit.
Ota-san.
Ota-san's question is...
Why can you eat sweets even when you're full?
"Tetsubara"?
This is "tetsubara", right?
The broadcast so far was provided by the sponsor you are viewing.
Even if you are full, can you eat sweets? Do you know it or not?
It depends on how you think about it.
Sometimes I feel like that.
But I don't know if it's a neutral nervous system.
Do you feel like you are sick?
I feel like I'm sick.
I think the point of hitting is different.
So that meat...
You broke it.
I'm sorry.
I broke it earlier.
You broke it.
The way of eating meat...
I'm often called a meat-eating man.
No, you're not.
You're not called like that at all.
What do you mean?
I know it!
It's too sudden.
I can't explain it.
Is it strange?
But it's true.
I know it!
I know what you mean.
There is a place in the brain that controls appetite.
There is an ingredient called "orexin".
"Orexin"?
There is "orexin" and "omaekisin", right?
No, there isn't.
For example, when you are full and your blood sugar level rises,
and you feel like you are full, your orexin secretion decreases.
On the contrary, when you are hungry and you feel like you have to eat,
your orexin secretion increases and your appetite increases.
For example, when you want to eat something sweet and you are full,
and you get a delicious dessert, your orexin secretion increases and your appetite increases.
This is logical.
No, it isn't.
You are making it up.
When you give orexin secretion to an animal,
the intestines of the stomach move and you get an empty stomach.
So you know what "empty stomach" is.
You know what "empty stomach" is.
You know the reason for it.
Amazing, "orexin".
You are saying the most logical thing.
It is the most logical thing.
Next, Mr. Tanaka.
Mr. Tanaka.
Mr. Tanaka, 15 seconds.
Why do women tend to get cold easily?
Do you know why?
It is true that women get cold easily.
It is difficult.
It is because of blood circulation.
Because of the colon blood vessels.
Because it is slow.
No, it is because of the urethra.
Urethra?
It is because of fashion.
Cold easily!
It is true that women tend to get cold easily.
Cold easily.
It is because of cold hands and feet.
They say it a lot, don't they?
Cold easily.
If you don't know, you don't know.
If you know, there should be medicine for it.
There's not much medicine for colds.
There's a lot of that.
It's been 3 years since you said "I know".
It's been 3 years, so it's been 4 years.
Let's call for it.
But even if you know, new drugs may not be developed yet.
That's possible.
That's possible too.
Even if there's more for women, it's a city legend.
There's a lot for women.
There's a lot for men too, but I think women say it more.
I think there's a lot for women for constipation too.
There's a lot for constipation too.
But I don't know why there's a lot for women.
That's right.
I want you to warm up.
There's not much for men!
There's not much for women.
There's not much for men.
It happens four times in a row!
Four times in a row!
I know!
As Mr. Moto said, it's rare for men to catch a cold.
It's a characteristic of women.
Due to the work of women's hormones, the balance of the autonomic nerves is disturbed.
As a result, the hands and feet have thin blood vessels.
As a result, the blood vessels shrink and the hands get cold.
Another thing is that women's blood vessels are hotter than men's.
Once the blood vessels get cold, it's hard to warm up.
Do you know why it's easy for women to catch a cold?
I know!
I knew it!
You're stupid!
See!
I knew it!
See!
It's true!
I knew it!
Let's go with Miki-chan!
Miki-chan!
You said "Miki-chan" and I forgot!
You said it!
You forgot!
Miki-chan!
I know why you get angry!
Miki-chan, you have a pretty butt, don't you?
You have a pretty butt, don't you?
You're hiding it all!
I can't see it at all!
Miki-chan, you're shy!
You're shy!
She's crying!
How is it?
Do you know it or not?
You ask people like that when you grow up, don't you?
Does it exist in everyone's butt?
No, it doesn't exist in everyone's butt.
It exists in Mongoloid.
Mongoloid?
Please don't say words I've never heard of.
Oh, is that so?
It doesn't exist in white people's butts.
You don't know it, do you?
It doesn't seem like you know it.
You don't seem to know it.
Is it a problem of genes or something like that?
There's a difference so there must be a meaning to it.
It's been 4 years and it's "ru" so there's no meaning to it anymore.
What does that mean?
If you follow the genealogy, you'll probably know the origin of it.
Is it a genotype?
Mokohan?
It's not Mokohan.
It's not Yamada Mokohan.
It's completely different.
I'll make a judgement.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Hurry up and do it.
Do you know why there's a Mokohan on a baby's butt?
Which one?
It's not there!
It's not there.
It's not there, right?
It's not there.
Here I go!
When they're growing up, their skin color is melanocyte.
We know that it's what makes them have blue skin.
But we don't know why it's possible.
I asked you this earlier, but we don't know why it's possible.
They'll die when they're about ten years old.
But we don't know why they'll die.
We don't know at all.
I see.
Maybe it's because they still have blue buttocks.
Blue buttocks?
Blue buttocks.
That's all for this week.
Next Wednesday night on Itomo TV!
Now, on Itomo Wednesday, the viewers will decide which show they think is the best based on their own opinions.
Yes, the show that won first place will actually be on next Wednesday's newspaper.
Yes, everyone.
Really, like today...
Let's think about this properly!
Yes, of course.
Tamuri-san's fans have gathered the most support from the viewers.
Let's not gather this kind of support daily.
That's right.
It's no good.
We might be able to see Tamuri-san and Era-san and Tamuri-san's skit.
Yes, last week.
But it's better than that.
Yes, it's better than that.
The viewers will decide.
It can't be helped.
If you try it...
Think about it!
You'll end up in third place.
By the way, next week is Golden Week.
Yes, that's right.
Everyone, please think about it properly!
Think about it properly!
Everyone, please think about it properly!
Era-san and Tamuri-san, think about it properly!
It's Golden Week.
We're doing it because we think it's Golden Week.
For example, we're watching it with the kids than usual.
There might be things like that.
Of course, of course.
We thought about it and did it properly.
We did it.
But the people who decided this, you won't be here next week, right?
That's right, that's right.
You'll be watching it on TV and really doing it.
Next week, you'll be watching it on TV and having fun.
It's fine if you have fun.
Now, first...
Gussan!
Are you confident?
Let's think about it for Golden Week.
Gussan, it's dangerous.
Go ahead!
Golden Week, the stage is also in a big crowd.
What's going on?
This is...two, four, six, seven people, right?
There's about a hundred people here.
No!
What are you doing?
No!
What are you doing?
No way!
You can't do it!
Which one is the audience?
Right?
Please have the audience come up to the stage.
There's no boundary between the audience and the stage.
That's not it.
There's about a hundred people here who don't know who they are.
I told you! I told you!
There's definitely a father of a middle-aged man!
No, there's not.
There's no father of a middle-aged man.
There's a lot of them.
Now, next...
Oto-san!
Yes?
Oto-san, have you ever been adopted before?
No, I haven't.
Then Oto-san's TV show is...
Why is there a father of a middle-aged man dressed as a ballerina?
Stop it!
Look!
It's strange, isn't it?
It looks like a ballerina.
Why?
Why is it a ballerina?
It looks like one!
My dad is going to be a soldier!
Let's make your dad a star!
But, Oto-san, you weren't dressed up as a ballerina, were you?
I was happy about it, but...
It was fun just because I came here once.
I don't think it's fun to come here every week!
No, but...
It suits you.
You look like a ballerina.
Now, in front of the TV...
Why are you denying it?
I'm happy about it!
A ballerina is happy about it!
I'm happy about it, but...
Mom, did you have a ballerina?
You prepared it yourself, didn't you?
I did.
Now, let's continue.
It's "Cocado".
Yes!
Are you confident?
I am!
It's for "Golden Week".
Children will watch it.
Then, let's watch "Cocado's Thoughts".
TV, please!
It keeps appearing!
It's "Puchitamori Taishi"!
Yes, it is!
Children will watch it.
Children will watch it, so...
Children!
I think it's better for the same children to appear.
So, the children wearing "tamori" will keep appearing.
They will keep appearing.
Yes, yes.
It's a continuous timing.
Continuous, various timings.
Hundreds of times.
It's like a traffic jam.
Traffic jam.
So, "Puchitamori".
"Puchitamori", right?
"Puchitamori Taishi".
From what timing to where?
So, in the beginning...
Opening?
"Tamori" and...
Two people on both sides, saying "thank you"
More and more
Increasing every night
Cute, cute
Let's continue with Nakaoka's...
This time, there's a lot of Nakaoka-related stuff
Please forgive me, really
Let's do it
Let's go, Nakaoka's TV show
Go ahead!
Golden Week, "Tamori" 3-camera challenge
3-camera is...
In my case, it's that camera
"Tamori" will do it
He seems like he likes cameras
He knows "Tamori" the best
Wherever you take it...
Who will you show it to?
In the meantime...
What will you do about your telephone bill?
"Tamori" will pay for it
"Tamori" isn't your type
Your dad might do it in a funny way
What?
Tamori
"Tamori" will take a break from "Golden Week"
"Tamori" has hay fever
You're just wearing a mask
He's never done it before
Tamori
Let's continue with "Tamori"
I've thought about it
I quit "Nakaoka" already
Last week...
I quit "Nakaoka"
You quit "Nakaoka"
"Tamori" has thought about it
"Tamori" please show us "Tamori"
"Tamori" has thought about it
It's a possibility. The family may want to come out, but if the audience wants to rest...
No, no, no.
It's a shock.
If I'm chosen like this, it means I don't need to, right?
Do you want to watch it at home?
No, I definitely won't.
It's not a holiday.
Everyone, good night.
Next Wednesday's "TV Down" will be broadcast on the audience.
I'm scared.
Everyone, think about it and take responsibility.
Think about it!
Think about it now!