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Today's Waratte Iitomo, TV Run is here!
Members all in sexy costumes!
On the telephone, we have Akira of EXILE!
Now, what costumes will we appear in today?
Sexy, isn't it?
Stay tuned!
Aren't you just a pervert?
This is how my normal sexiness was like, so please wait for it.
How about this guy?
He's serious.
You're different.
What's sexy about you?
I'm just a drunkard.
You're just a drunkard who's worried about you.
I don't think you have sexiness!
I do!
You don't, do you?
I do, I do!
Where is it?
That's nothing to you!
If you didn't have this, you'd just be a funeral!
Let's go!
Yes, let's go!
Tamori-san's brainless hitter, Pittamori!
Here you go, Tamori-san.
This is pretty difficult.
That's right!
This is fun.
Now, it's a segment where we analyze and answer questions about Tamori-san's brain that we don't know much about.
The person who has exactly the same answer as Tamori- san will receive a Pittamotion.
Really?
Yes.
Last time...
Really?
Even if you cut it, it's still Tamori-san's brain.
Tamori-san's brain is mostly made of seaweed.
This time, there are more ingredients.
That's amazing.
He's using a lot of different things.
Like, there's also "tobikko" (seaweed flakes) in it.
Rather than that, I often see lines in the shape of my face.
That's right.
This happens every time you cut it.
That's a lot.
Now, I'll give you this.
Huh? Who is it for?
Who is it for?
The person who got it.
Oh, I got it!
It can't be helped if you eat it with Tamori-san here.
I thought it was for everyone in the venue.
Now, I, Carbonara Yamaguchi, will deliver the next performance.
It's Carbonara.
It's not Boraginol.
It's completely different.
So, everyone, please look back at Tamuri's performance.
Good afternoon, good night, wake up, wake up, wake up!
You're covering up too much.
I don't know who you're doing it for.
I don't know what you're doing.
You're covering it up with a jacket or something.
That's unexpected.
Huh? Are you a member of Rats and Star?
No, we're not.
We're Rats.
Who's an exilium?
I didn't say that!
I didn't say that either.
So, here's the theme I'd like you to play for us.
What do you think of when you think, "This woman is cute"?
You might be one of them.
It's hard!
Moto-san, hurry up and do it.
It's hard!
It's hard for Tamuri-san.
Tamuri-san's womanliness...
It's not dirty at all.
That's right, it's not dirty at all.
I think Tamuri-san clearly knows what kind of woman he likes and what kind of woman he doesn't like.
Today, we're going to analyze that.
This is hard.
It's not your womanliness.
It's Tamuri-san's womanliness.
When you think, "This woman is cute"...
Wait!
Let's take a look.
Tamuri!
I think it's something only Tamuri-san knows.
When you think, "This woman is cute"...
When you say, "That's right", you cross your hands.
So that you can reach Tamori-san more.
Only Tamori-san knows about it.
No one!
I've been doing it for a long time, but no one knows about it.
No one?
A woman who works hard all her life.
"That's right", "Ah, I worked hard", "Your head is beautiful", you say.
Cute.
Right, cute? A woman who works hard all her life.
Genjin Rocker.
Genjin Rocker?
Cool.
There's no Genjin Rocker, right?
Genjin Rocker.
Genjin Rocker, a new one.
Good. Rochco's Genjin Rocker, now on sale.
Now on sale.
Now, let's talk about Tamori Nakao.
Tamori Nakao...
Yes?
Her life revolves around Iitomo.
Iitomo's...
Don't decide it on your own.
I'm Tamori, too. I'm Tamori-san now.
Her life revolves around Iitomo.
A woman is cute and fun.
In Iitomo's perspective, she looks like she's having the most fun.
Right?
That's why it's like this, right?
That's right.
Since you're wearing it, I'm getting excited, too.
She's having fun at the studio, right?
This studio, right?
That's right.
It's cute, isn't it?
Now, let's talk about Tamori Aki, too.
Tamori Aki.
Recently, I wanted to know more about you, Tamori-san.
Yes?
I found something similar to the information I looked up on Wikipedia.
That's right!
It's true!
I looked it up on Wikipedia!
I ate it!
The moment I saw a healthy woman eating happily!
Was there such information?
Was it written like that?
Wasn't there?
There wasn't!
I don't remember it being written like that!
It's true!
I looked it up on Wikipedia and found something like that.
It's embarrassing!
Now, let's talk about Tamori Tanaka!
Um...
Tamori Tanaka!
It's Tamori!
It's only me!
Tamori Tanaka!
Tamori Tanaka and Tamori Tanaka.
Tamori Tanaka.
Tamori is...
Tamo-san, you always jog a lot.
You're probably like this.
Every morning when you're jogging, you say "good morning" and throw an apple.
You're happy.
Tamo-san, you're always running and walking.
Rocking, huh?
You're such an entertainer.
You're cute, right?
It's dangerous sometimes.
No, you sometimes hit it.
You shouldn't neglect it.
Alright, let's go, Tamori!
I'll look it up in Yahoo's wisdom bag.
Don't look it up!
It's not in there!
Please don't look it up.
You're trying to stop the nosebleed by hitting the back of the head like this.
It's an old-fashioned way of doing it.
You don't know how to do it, do you?
You don't know if you should do it or not, do you?
But you'll drop it from one side.
She's like that.
But is there a correct answer?
Tamori-san, show us the moment you think "this woman is cute."
Please!
What? The lower part of the face?
Oh, the chest?
You know, when you drop something, right?
At that moment...
What are you doing?!
For example, what do you mean by "situation"?
For example...
Like "eat this" or something like that?
Is it okay for me to eat this?
Yes, you can eat it.
And you eat it like this...
And when you eat it...
And you eat it...
You spill it, don't you?
You spill it.
And when you eat it...
I don't get too excited about it.
What's so cute about it?
That's what's cute about it.
Isn't it cute?
Rather than leaving the spilled food alone...
That's right, that's right.
Oh, I spilled it over there.
It's not like that!
Anyone would do something like that.
At that moment...
It's better for it to swell up a little.
Ah, this...
Ah, you're too crazy!
You're too crazy!
It's already increased by 20% or 30%.
It hasn't increased!
It hasn't increased, right?!
I'm going to keep dropping food in front of you, Tamuru-san.
Now, Tamuru-san...
You didn't say the correct answer...
But among all of them...
Tamuru-san, you also thought it was good, didn't you?
Now...
Please choose the correct answer.
Why are you so close?
No, I'm not close!
I'm not close!
Either way...
This is good, right?
Ah, this is it!
This is it!
Well...
Could you drop it?
Drop it!
But it's not enough!
It's not enough?
It's not enough!
You're doing your best!
Today's show is...
"Laugh and Be Happy" is sponsored by Gollum.
You don't know the quiz "Aim and Get It Right In A Row"!
In this segment, you will guess what experts don't know and what they know.
This is difficult!
Last time we didn't get much right.
Last time we only got one question right.
If you get five questions right in a row, we'll give you this.
Takoyaki.
I want to eat takoyaki!
Gindaco.
Gindaco, takoyaki, all kinds.
All kinds.
It's in the basement.
This time it's only one question.
Alright, I'll do my best this week.
Alright, let's move on to today's theme.
This is it!
"Human Body".
Let me introduce you to the doctor who was explaining it.
He's a medical journalist.
Dr. Morita Itaga.
It's Dr. Morita!
It's Dr. Morita.
A double doctor.
It's only 4.3 years old.
It's not 4.3 years old!
Dr. Morita had a lot of forests and paddies.
No, no.
It's not that he had a lot of forests and paddies.
It's Dr. Morita who had a lot of forests and paddies.
You're also Dr. Morita, aren't you?
Oh, I'm also Dr. Morita.
A double Dr. Morita.
Please don't say that.
They say I'm Dr. Tamori, but in reality I'm Dr. Morita.
No, we know you're not.
Dr. Morita is quite famous.
He's famous.
On the contrary, I'm Dr. Tamori.
No, we don't know you're not.
We don't know you're not.
But you turned it upside down again.
Morita.
But you turned it upside down again.
No, I didn't.
I turned it upside down and I didn't go back to normal.
Please introduce Dr. Morita.
What?
Please introduce Dr. Morita.
You know who I am, right?
Yes, we know you're not.
We know you're not.
He's a doctor.
He's amazing.
Yes!
To answer the next question, push the lever whether you know it or not,
in medical school.
Right know it and left know it not.
Neither is neutral.
No, no, no, there's no such thing.
Neither is neutral, isn't it?
No, it's not negative.
It's the opposite, opposite, opposite!
The opposite!
You're really sloppy.
Here's the first question.
Do you know the reason why aluminum foil is red and gold?
I know it.
Which one?
Do you know it?
I know it.
Don't say random things.
You know it?
I won't tell you.
Aren't we friends?
We've been friends for 5 years.
You can talk to me.
Right?
We're not friends. I'm not a mom's.
No, you're an AKB member.
I'm not a mom's.
You're a great senior, but you're an AKB member.
AKB. AKB. AKB.
You're an AKB member.
No.
I'm an AKB member.
AKB.
You're an AKB member at 48 years old.
What is this?
What is it?
Does it work without silver foil?
Silver foil?
Does it work with silver foil?
Doesn't silver foil work with silver foil?
Doesn't it work with regular foil?
Then you can't put silver foil in.
Silver foil is difficult.
But there's something metallic about it.
Aluminum and silver are different.
Ingredients. Ingredients.
Something in aluminum foil will probably...
Will be loose.
What happens to your nerves?
That's right, your nerves will be loose.
In the past,
No, this is...
It's electrical damage.
Electricity.
It's electric.
By biting, electricity flows.
In a factory or something.
It has nothing to do with electricity.
No, it's not about electricity.
It has nothing to do with electricity.
It's electricity.
It's not about electricity.
It has nothing to do with electricity.
I know.
Do you know why aluminum foil becomes gold when you bite it?
Root! Root!
Okay!
Alright!
I got it, I got it.
Root?
Yeah, Morita-san told me about it.
If there are more than two types of metals like silver and gold in the mouth, electricity will flow between them.
It's called "galvanic current" and it's a famous story in medicine.
If there are no two types of metals, electricity will flow between them.
So, if you don't have silver or gold teeth, electricity won't flow.
I have normal teeth, but electricity will flow.
So, if you don't have it, electricity won't flow.
That's another pain.
Let's move on to the next one.
The next one is...
Do you know why you can have a mole?
Do you know it?
I know it.
Melanin gathers and you can have a mole.
It gathers, but...
Why does it gather?
Yes, it's because of why it gathers.
Is it affected by UV rays?
It's affected, but...
Melanin...
Stains...
I have a reason for it.
What reason?
You don't have time.
I don't have time.
Let's think about it together.
I don't know it.
You have a lot of moles.
I don't have a lot of moles.
Um...
I know it.
At first, it was my mole.
What are you talking about?
I suddenly started talking and it became like this.
You don't know it.
You don't know why you can have it.
It's a mole.
You don't know why you can have a mole.
No way.
You don't have it?
If you have it, will it stop?
You don't have it, do you?
You have it, don't you?
I don't have it.
I don't know.
What you're saying is correct.
Certainly, molecules are cells of melanin.
I don't know why it clumps together.
You just don't know.
No, no, no.
I know it, but I don't know why.
Also, hair comes out of the molecules.
I know that.
Hair comes out of the melanin cells called melanin molecules.
Right?
But I don't know why molecules are formed.
I don't know.
There were three, and two more.
It's takoyaki.
Now, the question for the original person.
It's not original person.
It's this.
There is a person who has a great speech.
It's me, so I'm doing this.
Tamori-san, Tamori-san, Tamori-san, Tamori-san, Tamori-san.
It's not that bad.
If I knew it, I would have fixed it.
But there is a reason for it.
There is a reason for it.
It's not about fixing it.
It's a skeleton.
Skeleton?
Tamori-san said it.
It's not that bad.
You only use star words.
It's not that bad.
Please wait.
I use star words.
It's like a doll.
You only use star words.
But if I knew it...
You would say it if you knew it.
I didn't say it that much.
Are you doing well?
You are different.
How is it?
I want you to know it.
If you knew it, you would have fixed it.
If you say you didn't know it, you are desperate.
I know it. Let's go.
Do you know the reason why it's not good?
Do you know it?
Do you know the reason why it's not good?
Do you know it?
Don't you say it like this?
I know it.
Don't you say it like this?
Come on! Come on!
I don't know it!
You don't know it?
I don't know it.
The tongue moves from the brain to the tongue and the tongue and jaw move.
And finally, the words come out.
The person whose nervous system and mechanism work well may have a good tongue,
but the difference between people who work well and people who don't work well has not been clarified.
There are hardly any researchers.
It's not a skeleton, it's a brain problem.
It may be a mechanism around here.
But it's a brain transmission.
Because we don't know. There is no use of proof here.
Is my mechanism bad?
I don't know.
Is my mechanism bad?
Mechanism! Mechanism!
Mechanism is bad.
Mechanism! There is nothing we can do about it.
However, we have researched various ways of improving tongue movement,
such as massaging the face, moving the tongue, and practicing pronunciation.
But we know the cause of it.
We don't know the cause of it.
However, Morita sensei, you have a good tongue movement like Iyami.
That's right.
You've been doing Wadatto a lot, haven't you?
I'm a doctor.
He's a doctor.
Have you been waiting for me?
I'm sorry.
Next question is...
Do you know the reason why your blood is red but your blood vessels look blue?
You know it, don't you?
I know it, but why?
Red but blue blood vessels...
Blood vessels and arteries...
Yes, there are a lot of arteries.
Are there a lot of arteries?
Yes.
Like a barber's...
What is it?
Yes, yes.
The one that goes round and round.
Are those arteries and vessels and antibodies?
No, not at all.
No?
No, not at all.
No?
No.
I've always believed in you.
I've heard you say it.
No, not at all.
Oh, really?
The real reason is...
It's going to be long, so let's end the show.
I'm looking forward to it.
What should we do?
Should we cut it?
We should cut it.
We don't know!
We know!
- How do you know that? - I know it.
It looks red when there is a lot of oxygen in the blood, but it's blue when there is little oxygen in the blood.
What you can see from the surface is mostly veins and blood vessels without oxygen.
- That's why it's blue. - Oh, the surface is blue.
The blood vessels you can see from the outside are blue.
But, for example, if you have a surgery and look at the blood vessels in your stomach,
the red blood vessels are veins, but they are red.
Oh, I see.
If you look at it from the outside, the blood vessels in the blood vessels without oxygen look blue,
but the veins in the blood vessels look red.
- That's why it's blue in front of you. - No, it's not.
- It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter.
- All right. - Here is the correct answer.
- All right. - Let's move on.
Here it is.
- Do you know why people get bald when they get older? - I know it!
- I know it. - I know it.
- Bald ears? - Bald ears.
- There are bald people, aren't there? - We have people like "yadorigi".
- Also, round ears and long ears.
People say you have a distant ear if you get older.
When I heard you said like that, my grandpa said, "What? What?"
I wanted to ask you myself.
- A kind side Getachi. - I thought of asking you.
- Getachi. - Ganbaro.
It's hard to hear the results now.
But I think it's been solved with age.
I think young people understand it now.
What do you think?
Can I say it?
With intuition.
When you get older, you know your right ear will become numb.
What?
There are various theories, but they are not medically proven.
One is that as time goes by, the momentum of hair growth slows down and ear hair grows a lot longer.
In addition, in the case of men, as they get older, male hormones come out of their bodies.
That's why ear hair is increasing. There are various theories, but we don't know that ear hair is still growing.
Is that so?
There is a novel.
Why is it so big today?
I'll do it again.
Again?
Next is Mr. Nakaoka's son.
This is Mr. Nakaoka's son.
This is Mr. Mamoru's son.
Mr. Mamoru's son has this.
Do you know why you get goosebumps when you're scared?
I think I know why.
I think I know why I get goosebumps when I'm scared.
I get goosebumps when I'm scared.
It's like something and someone working together.
It's like when you're cold and your brain gets confused.
What do you think?
Everyone agrees with the rule, right?
Yes.
Weird hairstyle.
Do you know why?
Weird hairstyle?
I know why you get goosebumps when you're scared.
I don't know.
Do you know why you get goosebumps when you're scared?
I got this.
You got it, right?
Like I said before, it's not only scary, but also cold and touching.
At times like this, the sympathetic nerves increase.
When the sympathetic nerves increase, there is a muscle called "rhythmus muscle" on the surface of the body.
That muscle shrinks.
Then the skin is pulled and the skin stands up.
Does it have anything to do with standing up in the cold?
It's the same.
When it's cold, you panic and your body...
Panic?
What about when it's hot?
When it's hot.
When it's cold, you panic and your body...
Next week, you'll think of the best TV show and the audience will decide which is the best.
The TV show that wins first place will be on next Wednesday's "新聞".
You can do anything.
We did it.
We did it last week.
I'm actually happy about it.
It's what we thought of.
Everyone, please write down what you think is possible.
We'll look at it in order.
It's a 25-letter version.
First of all...
Who will go first?
Gusa.
Be serious.
Who?
Who is that person who's always there?
I'm scared!
Who is it?
It's a princess pattern.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's not like that, but I don't know her at all.
I don't know her.
She's always there.
She's there?
Even at times like this, she's always there?
Even if you look at it now, you can't tell who it is, right?
Because it's always there.
It might be interesting.
That's right.
It's interesting, but you can't concentrate and watch it, right?
It's like this.
She's always there.
She doesn't talk?
She doesn't talk.
She doesn't talk?
She definitely doesn't play with it.
She doesn't play with it.
I see.
But she's always around Tamori-san's area.
I see.
When I was young, I even read her notes.
She's always there.
But she doesn't play with it.
She doesn't play with it.
Who is it?
It's interesting.
Now, let's go to Tamori-san.
Tamori-san's TV program is this!
Nakanka! Danbatsu! Rinze!
For me, I have to do it.
You have to do it.
I think I have to do it one day.
One day.
But looking at your reaction, you're not that interested in it.
I'm not interested in it at all.
You don't care about it at all.
I'm not interested in it at all.
Have you ever done a hairstyle like Rinze's?
Yes, I've done it once with Itomo.
I admire Rinze's hairstyle.
Surprisingly, it suits you.
Then it's not interesting.
It suits you.
Danbatsu, right?
Danbatsu.
It looks cool, so it's not interesting.
It looks like Rikishi's hairstyle.
If it looks cool, it will be boring.
If it's not interesting, it will be messy.
It's not interesting.
You can't be that cool.
You will definitely have thick eyebrows in the future.
It suits you.
It definitely suits you.
If I don't cut my eyebrows myself, they will grow.
You've become stupid.
Yes, I've become stupid.
If you cut your right eyebrow and eyebrows, all your hair will be the same.
It will look like marimo.
Then, Kokado.
Yes.
Kokado's idea for this program is...
Don't throw away things you can't throw away.
Yes.
I see.
It's good to do it as a group.
It happened a lot today.
What happened?
At home...
There are things you can't throw away at home, right?
Not expensive things.
Expensive things are common.
Things you can't throw away...
Let's look at it together.
Let's look at it later.
If you want it, let's exchange it.
Tamori, you seem like you have a lot of things.
I do.
Things you can't throw away.
Expensive things.
The cord of a battery.
It's tied like this.
Why do you have it?
Let's throw it away!
Why do you have it?
That golden one, right?
Golden one.
Ah, I see.
Ah, you have something like that.
If it's possible, it would be more interesting for others to see it and say "why don't you throw it away?"
So, is it a photo of your ex-boyfriend?
No, no, no.
Why? Why?
Why?
Ex-boyfriend...
Yes, yes, yes.
Next, Mr. Oto.
Do you have confidence?
I do.
Yes, Mr. Oto's idea for the TV program is this!
Sakai, Tsurumaru, Shimada Ayaka
"Sakai, Tsurumaru, Shimada Ayaka" gets married!
That's it!
The previous...
"Sakai, Tsurumaru, Shimada Ayaka" gets married!
I think it'll be a big hit.
It'll be a big hit!
They'll have a wedding ceremony here.
You don't like it, do you?
It's hard for you to watch it, isn't it?
Even if you read the news seriously...
We're getting married next week!
Next week!
You know, like foreign movies, right?
Newscasters...
But we're doing the same job!
We have no choice but to do it.
If they were willing to do it,
and asked us to do it,
but it's hard for us to do it.
The location is also hard.
We're doing it live. The location is different!
That's right.
We have to move.
If we continue like this, we don't know where we should cut it.
Tsurumaru, Sakai, Tsurumaru, Shimada Ayaka
That's right.
When do you want to do it?
We can't do it.
Then, let's open "Nakaoka".
I definitely want you to do it.
That's right.
"Nakaoka" is on TV.
Here it is!
Shock! Tamori is two minutes late for a live broadcast!
You've never been late before, right?
Tamori-san, have you ever been late before?
I haven't!
This is an incident!
It's an incident!
It's not in the opening?
It's not in the opening!
What's going to happen?
You're going to declare you're late!
But that's not being late!
To be late, you have to stand there!
That's weird!
But we want to see it!
It's exciting, right?
It's hard for us, that time!
It's pretty long, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Now, which one of these will be aired next Wednesday?
In other words, we'll actually do it!
Everyone, think about it!
Are there any weird people?
Will it be Nakamoto or Rinsen?
Will they get dumped?
Will they get married?
Will they be two days late?
Think about it!
Now, what do you think?!
What do you think?!