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Here is today's TV show.
Ge! Gakusha de mo Wakaranai Kuzu!
And our TV guest, Tsuyoshi Roumoto!
I'm looking forward to it!
He is a new member today, so please watch it!
One, two...
Our channel is...
like this!
It's like we're the only ones who can get in.
Even though we're the only people here, we're the only ones who've changed.
We're here to win, thank you for having us.
Let's get started with the new segment!
"Pittamori" that fits in Tomori-san's head!
Tomori-san, are you ready?
Are you ready?
It's a segment where we try to guess how much the new members and regulars know about Tomori-san's unexpectedly unknown head.
And it's a segment where we analyze Tomori-san's way of thinking.
Tomori-san, are you ready?
I'm ready!
Yes, please.
Unexpectedly, Tomori-san has a "stop, spot"
Stop, stop?
It's a segment where we give Tomori-san a "stop, stop, stop, stop" and analyze Tomori-san's way of thinking.
Unexpectedly, you don't really do it, do you?
No, we don't.
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's see what's going on in Tomori-san's head.
Are you ready, everyone?
Yes!
In order to think about Tomori-san's feelings, everyone has become Tomori-san!
Please take a look!
Good afternoon! Good evening!
Thank you for coming!
Ah, it's you, Tamori-san!
Everyone is pointing at you and saying "Ah, it's you, Tamori-san!" but it's not like you at all!
It's not like you at all!
And then...
How long are we going to continue with this?
Tamori-san, is there a Tamori-san you're interested in?
A Tamori-san you're interested in?
Tamori-san, look over there and see if there's a Tamori-san you're interested in.
What's with that little guy?
Little Tamori!
Hello!
You're like an idol!
Let's have Aiko sing for us.
Why is there an M-stand out of nowhere? And Aiko!
I'm the one answering.
Tanaku-san, you're kind of making me mad.
A little bit.
Me? Although I'm a little Tamori.
A little Tamori.
Is this making you mad?
Now, everyone, please be quiet.
Amazingly, the one who saw through Tamori's head perfectly is...
...me, Sashayuki!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- No matter where you cut it, it's always you, Tamori-san! - Amazing!
- The characteristic of a good friend, Tamori-maki Sashayuki! - I wanted this!
- I wanted it, so it appeared for the first time! - No matter where you cut it!
- No matter where you cut it, it's you, Tamori-san! - Amazing!
- This is amazing! - This is well-made!
- You can roll it up and eat it. - Hey, it doesn't look good.
- It's good! - It's not good!
- It's not good!
- There's not much ingredient!
- There's not much color. - It's just seaweed.
- Is it just seaweed? - It's just seaweed.
- He used seaweed.
- Now, everyone, what you have to guess today is...
...this is the theme you have to guess, Tamori-san!
- Which one?
- Tamori-san's behavior that's not manly at all!
Even if you look at it like this, I think Tamori-san is quite arrogant and manly.
- He's from Kyushu. - He's from Kyushu.
What kind of person do you think Tamori-san is that's not manly at all?
Everyone, please write it down. Go ahead!
You know it, right?
- Tamori-san. - Tamori-san thinks so.
- Yes. - Tamori-san thinks so.
- Tamori-san thinks so.
- This is difficult. - This is difficult.
- Ohno-san, have you written it down? - I have.
- You are fast. - Kakori-san...
- Well, you know us quite often. - We have been together for a long time.
- Bakusho-san and I have been together for a long time. - We have been together for a long time.
- Tamori-san and I... - Tamori-san and I...
We have been calling you.
Is that alright?
Yes, yes.
- You wrote it down, right? - Yes.
- Sorry. - I did, I did.
Okay, let's take a look.
First, Tanaka-san.
I often say this.
Tamori-san's behavior is not manly.
He can't confess to the girl he likes and gives up.
I always say this to Nakamura Mitsuha.
I always say, "Don't worry about it. It's not manly."
I always say, "Tamori-san's behavior is not manly."
You're too manly.
You have a bad attitude.
My attitude is bad?
Don't say such a sad thing.
I didn't ask about your attitude.
Even if you look at it in general, it's not manly.
Let's look at Akimoto-chan.
Akimoto-chan, what do you think is not manly about Tamori-san?
When we take a bath together, he hides his face with a towel.
When you said you'd hide your face with a towel, I think you said you weren't manly enough.
Who said that?
You.
You said you'd hide your face with a towel.
I don't even hide my breasts.
You don't even hide your breasts?
That's what you say, right?
I don't hide my breasts.
Especially your breasts.
Breasts are fine!
What about hiding your tongue, Tame-san?
What about your tongue?
But you don't have to hide it!
Let's go out with Tanaka.
Tanaka doesn't hide it, but he hides it.
Shut up!
It's convenient. It's convenient.
Tanaka-san, it's convenient.
It's a different part.
It's the inside part.
Let's go with the inside part.
I'm called "Tamori" in the field of debate.
In the field of debate?
I'm called "Tamori" in the field of debate.
You're called like that?
You know what I mean, right?
I like famous quotes.
When I was looking up famous quotes,
Tamori-san said he likes famous quotes,
but he doesn't like people who try to say famous quotes.
That means,
people who talk about their manliness...
Manliness...
This is manliness.
People who talk about their manliness think they're manly.
That's true.
Let's go with Kokado-kun.
What kind of man do you think Tamori-san isn't manly?
Not many people know about Tamori-san.
What do you mean?
Tamori-san is particular about his food.
That's right! I'm particular about my food!
Tamori-san is particular about his food!
He's particular about his food!
Japanese and Kokado.
I'm talking normally. Is that okay?
It's okay. You don't have to answer my questions.
I don't have a tongue like that.
If you talk with only your tongue, I hate you.
I don't have a tongue like that.
Are you manly or not?
It's not me, it's not good.
When you eat ramen, don't eat it as it is.
Make a mini-ramen and eat it.
This is not manly.
Go to gokai.
Got it.
Ota-san, please.
Who do you think is not manly?
What do you mean by "not manly"?
The meaning is different.
Then, what about "pico-san"?
"Pico" is still manly.
It's subtle.
I don't care about that "san".
I don't know that "san".
Let's see Tamuri-san's answer.
I'm surprised.
It's there.
It can't be.
There is someone who is close.
Here is the man you don't think is manly.
Is it ramen or something else?
That's right!
What do you think, Tamashou?
I'm getting angry!
That's right.
Don't eat it like that!
I'm getting really angry!
Eat it more smoothly!
It's fine if you eat it smoothly!
So you still think it's ramen?
Yes, I do.
I see.
So this was the closest one.
Yes, it's close.
So, to the family...
Tamashou!
Tamashou, absorb it while it flows through your body.
I will!
You should eat like a man.
Let's analyze him more and more!
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In the world, there are many things you know and don't know.
In this segment, we will tell you what we know and don't know.
So, today's topic is this!
About human bodies.
Human bodies?
About human bodies, there are many things you know and don't know.
So, we have a guest with us.
Medical journalist, Dr. Morita Itagaki.
He is also a doctor.
He is a crazy doctor.
He is a decent doctor.
He has a bad impression.
He graduated from Tokyo University.
He works at harbor port.
He is a doctor at harbor port.
That's amazing!
He is from Itabashi middle school.
Itabashi middle school, right?
It's like "Where are you from?", right?
That's right.
He has been through many things and became Itabashi.
Itabashi doesn't pull that much.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard.
It's like "Dr. Kenki, can you be quiet?"
So, we will tell you what you know and don't know in this segment.
Please push this lever.
If you don't know it, you don't know it.
Oh, it's this one!
If you don't know it, you don't know it.
Oh, I see.
It's an electrical structure.
That's enough!
Do you know it?
The top is Kogado!
Here is the first question.
Do you know what the white part of your nail is?
Do you know it?
I don't know it at all.
I know nothing about it.
You can say it only with your lower jaw.
How do you know it?
Do you know it?
Can I ask you?
Can I consult you?
Do you know it?
I've heard of it.
If you don't have enough vitamins...
You got hit!
Why did you get hit?
You got cut.
But you know what it is, right?
What is this white part?
Is it calcium?
Do you know the cause of it?
Is it nutritious?
Isn't it a nail?
No, it's not.
It's a nail.
It's like a nail.
What are you doing?
You have to turn it.
I'll do it.
Don't call me a fool.
What did you do?
I'll do it.
Do you know it?
Do you know...
Do you know what it is?
Do you know it?
I used this machine for the first time in my life.
I wrote it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Do you know it?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I couldn't see my lower jaw.
No, you can see it.
Your lower jaw is in the way.
It's not that visible.
I'm sorry, I can't see it.
Answer! Do you know it or don't you know it?
I'm sorry.
Do you know what it is?
Yes, I know.
The white part of the nail is called "sophagus" and new nails can be made from it.
It's the part that extends beyond the nail.
There are a lot of cells in the white part of the nail, so you can't see the interaction barrier inside and that's why it's white.
What about people who don't have it?
I don't have it at all.
People who don't have it are buried in their fingers.
Your nails are extended, right?
Yes, they are.
It's good that you can't see it.
People say that you can check your health by whether your nails are big or small, but that's a lie.
It doesn't matter.
It's okay if you don't have it.
It's okay if you have extended nails.
You're a sales chief, aren't you?
I'm used to it.
By the way, I'd like you to look at this board.
Yes, we have more luxurious products for every five, ten correct answers.
"Luxurious products" is "about the other", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'd like you to say it out loud.
For now, let's move on to the fifth question.
Fifth question.
What is it?
"Gintago's Takoyaki" sold in Arita Underground Market.
All kinds of Takoyaki.
I'm so happy about it.
I'm happy about it.
I'm really happy about it.
I'm happy about it.
Next one.
Yes.
The next question is...
Why do people do "shakuri"? Do you know it or not?
Why do people do "shakuri"?
I think I know it.
"Shakuri" is when the "okakumaku" moves and "shakuri" happens.
I don't know why it happens.
"Okakumaku", when you say "takoyaki", it's "heiren".
"Heiren", when you say "takoyaki", it's "heiren".
Heiren
- "Why"? - "Why"? Isn't "why" in a song too?
♫ Why does one shakuri? ♫
- Oh, it's not like that. It's not like that. - "Why does one shakuri? ♫
- Don't you do it? - You do it, right? - You do it, right?
- You do. - You know, when you cross your limits, you become like "It's dangerous, it's dangerous!", and then you shakuri.
- You get surprised. - Yeah, I know. I know.
- You get surprised. - You get surprised. - I know. I know.
- You know? - I know.
- No, you know. - You know, like in a lunchbox, you eat it in rush when the rice has hardened and you shakuri.
When it's cold, right?
When you eat cold rice.
It happens.
Why is that?
It gets stuck.
When you're done eating bento, you always sneeze.
No, it's not always like that.
It's not always like that.
Let's move on to the fifth question.
Which one?
Do you know why people sneeze?
It's obvious, isn't it?
But...
Teacher...
Do you know?
Teacher, you know, right?
You don't know?
Even though you know it so well.
Like everyone said,
you know that you sneeze when you pass the entrance exam,
but you don't know why it happens.
For example, there's a saying that you'll die if you sneeze 100 times, right?
Yes, yes.
But actually, in America,
some people are fine even if they sneeze for 70 years.
For 70 years.
It's hard to live.
You don't know when you sneeze,
and you don't know if it's good for you or bad for you.
You don't know.
Then you sneeze because you don't know why it happens.
You don't know.
Next question!
It's back!
Next question!
Why is there water under your nose?
I don't know.
Eh, this?
It's a little commercial.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Do you know why there is a flower thief?
I know the name of this place.
It's called "Jinchu".
Jinchu...
You often go to the sea, right?
Jinchu...
I don't know if it comes from there or not.
The suffering of the sea.
Jinchu...
Can you stand like this?
If it decreases...
I won't ask you any more questions. Please speed up!
Please raise the store on the first floor to the second floor!
Please speed up!
That's just...
Please speed up!
Regular customers are complicated, regular customers.
But this has a proper meaning, so...
Do you know?
I think you know.
Yes, I know.
When a baby is in a mother's womb,
this part of the face is made,
but the left and right tissues come together and stick together like this.
And when they stick together, the skin rises like a base,
and that part becomes the groove under the nose,
so we know if there is a groove or not.
It is often said that it is a groove where nose water drips,
but that is a lie.
It's a lie in Japan.
Because it's a lie in Japan.
That's the first time I've heard of it.
Here is the question.
Do you know why fingers are popping?
This is...
Is it gas?
Air?
It's not bone.
It's gas.
I often make noise.
This is between people who know it and people who talk about it.
Talk about it?
It's called indirect Japanese.
It's a lie.
It's a lie, isn't it?
There is no indirect Japanese.
It's indirect, isn't it?
But I think it's all urban legend.
It's an urban legend.
So I don't know!
Maybe.
Actually, I don't know.
Wait.
I know why you're so excited.
Actually, air bubbles...
Some of you may think that it's a sound of bones rubbing against each other.
But it's not like that.
There's a liquid in the joint and air bubbles are formed in it.
You're just talking about people.
Don't say that.
I'm serious.
There are times when you get excited before a fight.
That's not very good.
The cartilage hurts and your fingers get thicker.
Does it mean that the joint gets thicker?
It doesn't mean that.
It's a medical term.
Air bubbles break and you get excited.
Air bubbles...
So, you know why you're excited.
Next, Ms. Nakaoka and Ms. Nishiko.
Ms. Nakaoka and Ms. Nishiko.
Ms. Nishiko and Ms. Nakaoka.
Ms. Nakaoka and Ms. Nishiko.
Here it is.
Do you know why you have muscle pain?
Muscle pain...
It's because of lactic acid.
Lactic acid...
I know why.
I know why, but I don't know why it hurts.
Why does it hurt?
Why...
Why does it hurt?
Maybe you should cool it down or warm it up.
Do you know why you have muscle pain?
Ms. Nakaoka, you know why, don't you?
This is...
a rule.
A rule?
If you get older, you won't have muscle pain for two days.
That's true.
Ms. Nakaoka knows why.
If you get older, you won't have muscle pain for life.
You don't say that about muscle pain.
Let's decide.
It's a rule.
Do you know why?
A rule?
Yes.
Do you know why you have muscle pain?
A rule?
Until recently, there was a theory that muscle fatigue is caused by the accumulation of lactic acid that prevents oxygen from being sent out.
But recently, there is a theory that muscle is damaged and causes inflammation.
We don't know which theory is correct.
Don't talk like an entertainer!
Like Mr. Motoda said, muscle pain becomes worse after two days of age.
But that's a lie.
If you work out hard, you get muscle pain the next day.
If you work out slowly, you get muscle pain two days later.
Age doesn't matter.
Do you know why you have muscle pain when you eat cold food?
Around here, right?
I don't know.
I don't know, but I hate it.
I'm sure there's something like the blood vessels contracting.
I want you to tell me how to solve it.
You should know this.
Do you know?
Yes!
Do you know why you have muscle pain when you eat cold food?
What do you think?
I'm sure you're right.
Usually when you eat something cold you think it's cold, but your face has a sensory nerve that thinks it's cold and thinks it's pain.
You misunderstand it.
Not only your mouth but also your whole head hurts and you misunderstand it.
So we know why you get nervous when you eat something cold like ice cream.
We know why you get nervous when you eat something cold like ice cream.
Next Wednesday's "Think About It" will air on TV!
There's a TV show on the news, right?
The reason for that is, of course, because the producers and directors want people to watch it.
Of course, it has shocking content and draws people's attention, right?
There's a lot of comedy and stuff like that, right?
- There is. - That's right.
- Like "Majigire". - That's right.
- Are you going to make it next week? - That's right, that's right.
By the way, this TV show that doesn't have a bit of sense is still not here, right?
"Doesn't have a bit of sense"?
- Even at a time like this... - If you watch today's news,
- you'll probably know what I'm talking about. - Yes, yes.
- Even today's "Doesn't have a bit of sense"? - That's right.
- Well, that's what the director thought about today. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - Yes.
- So... - Yes.
- So, everyone, please think about it. - Yes.
- The show that won first place... - Yes.
- This is what the audience voted for... - Yes.
- That's right. - Will it be the next TV show?
- Wow! - Wow!
- We're going to watch it. - We're going to watch it.
- Yes. - Yes.
- It's important to say it! - That's why...
- You know, things like "absolutely impossible"... - Yes.
- For example, if someone says "the elephant is rampaging" in "Alta"... - Yes.
- Is it impossible for it to be accepted? - That's right.
- Yes. - Well, it's possible in reality...
- But isn't it better to do something about it? - That's right.
- That's right.
- Well, we've adjusted it to the last minute. - That's right, that's right.
- We've adjusted it to the last minute. - That's right, that's right.
- I mean, it's going to affect the ratings and all, right? - That's right.
- Yes. - So, it's not good for the audience to give away 100 million yen to one person.
- It's not good! - It's not good!
- Isn't it better to do something about it? - That's right, that's right.
- Well... - "Tanjamo Haruwa Kakeuchi Ai"... What is this?
- It's a TV show after this, right? - Yes.
- Well, let's look at Gussan first. - Yes.
- The TV show that Gussan came up with for next week is...
- Huh? The bullet just went through a little.
If it's too long, it's a bit of a lie, but it stretches a little.
For example, the height of your shoes or your secret.
The possibility is...
Huh? It stretched a little.
A few people can tell.
It doesn't have to be your height, it can be your neck.
I don't think that's possible.
It's like something is stretching a little.
Let's move on to Tamori-san.
Tamori-san, here you go!
Nagaoka...
Huh?
Opening with a sea bream.
I see.
Nagaoka-san's opening with a sea bream.
Does it affect viewership?
On the contrary, I don't want to see it.
What kind of sea bream will it be?
But if it's an opening with a sea bream, it's Tamori-san, right?
That kid.
That kid in the beginning.
Opening with a sea bream.
Now, let's move on to next week's topic.
Here it is!
All members wearing sexy clothes.
This is good!
This is good, right?
Isn't this good?
No, I mean...
It's good!
It's good?
It's good, but everyone else is...
Men are sexy.
Men are wearing hot pants over their tank tops.
That's cheap!
I'm the only one who's buying hot pants.
If you buy it now, you'll be able to wear it next week.
Next week.
Yes, next week.
Dressing up is such a hassle.
If I dress up like this, it makes me look sloppy.
It makes you look sloppy.
As long as you can deal with live broadcasts.
It's like Akimo-chan.
Next week's topic is...
Here it is!
Now, I'm going to stab you in the back of the head.
Sakai, Tsurumaru, Shimada Ayaka and Ogen are here!
They're here!
They're dragging you in!
You can't get out!
No, no, you can't make it in time!
You can't make it!
I want to see it!
You want to see it, don't you?
It's too early for that.
I don't think you can make it.
You can't come. You can only watch.
You come here and fight in a good place.
You barely made it to the ending.
And we say "well, well"
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well
I forgot about it.
I was trying to make it popular.
Well, well, well.
That's fine.
And, Nakaoka, do you have confidence?
I want to be like that.
You can do it yourself.
Let's see.
This is what Nakaoka came up with.
Aya... Saya suddenly dodged Nakaoka.
All of a sudden.
And you decided to disqualify.
You decided to disqualify.
You decided to disqualify and now you're being attacked.
I can't do it.
What is it?
Now, let's see which one we're going to air next Wednesday.
We want to show it to all of you.
Please choose one by pressing the button in your hand.
Which one is it?
From one to five.
Switch on!