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It's a special edition "Be happy, all members" ranking quiz.
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I'll do it!
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Yesterday's Popularity Ranking isn't 1st place!
I will now announce the best points of a certain theme.
Everyone, please choose from the ones that aren't 1st place, that is, from 2nd to 10th place.
Yes!
It's a guest.
AKB48's new unit, Not Yet! Everyone!
Weekend Not Yet!
That's right!
It's a new song, right?
It came out!
So it's not the weekend?
No, it's like we're going to work hard on weekdays until the weekend comes.
You're going to work hard from Monday today?
We're going to work hard! And we're going to meet people we like on the weekend.
We're going to work hard until then!
Not Yet!
Oshima-san and Kitahara-san pair!
Sashihara-san and Yokoyama-san pair!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Thank you!
From now on, everyone will be challenged one by one in order.
If everyone can cooperate and leave only one place, we will give this as a present to the audience at the venue!
Let's go with the theme. Today's theme is this!
Yamabera's "Iitomo Regular".
"Iitomo Regular's Best 10 Things Teachers Want To Do".
"Iitomo Regular" has taken surveys for 33 people.
Out of these, 10 people are in the top 10.
We took surveys mainly for women with children.
Women with children? You didn't ask children, did you?
We didn't ask children.
We asked women with children.
So if you're in the top 10, you're pretty good?
That's right. If you're not in the top 10, you're not in the top 10.
I see.
I'm nervous.
I'm lonely.
Of course there are more than 12 people, right?
That's right, there are 33 people.
Even if you're in the 32nd place, it's okay, right?
Eh?
It'll take a lot of time!
It's the best 10!
We do it every week!
I forgot!
It's been a while!
It's been a while since we did "Iitomo".
Then you don't have to introduce it!
No, no, no!
This member is "Iitomo Regular", but...
If you're not in the top 10, you're too bad!
Too bad! Too bad!
Too bad!
Don't talk! Talk!
First, avoid the ladder!
First, avoid it!
It'll take a lot of time!
Do it!
Let's see if Ryo is in the top 10!
First is this!
Shut up!
And...
Isn't it embarrassing for a veteran of Tsurubei show?
Tsurubei show is also embarrassing.
That's right.
It's not included.
It's included.
By the way...
Utsugi and Pico are not included.
They're not included.
By the way, Ryo-san...
Ryo-san is 27th out of all of you.
Subtle!
It's not subtle!
It is!
No, it's not!
On the contrary, I'd like you to tell me more about it.
It's subtle and weird to hear 27th.
No, it's subtle.
There's quite a lot.
Who is 27th out of 33 people?
It's 27th.
A sentence written in Ryo-san's survey.
He's too kind. The students will look down on him.
He looks like a god.
He doesn't care about the class.
That's right.
So we'll choose someone who's not 1st.
Let's begin.
We've decided the order beforehand.
First is Tamo-san!
Who's 10th?
Out of the 10 chosen, I don't think it's Sensei.
How about Ota-san?
Ota-san's smart.
He's smart, but he doesn't seem like he can teach.
Well...
Shingo and Kusanagi are in the top 10.
I'm sure they will be in the top 10.
Well...
Stop it, Yumi-san!
If I'm in the top 10, it means I'm pretty high up.
I thought I wasn't in the top 10.
No, no.
But the juniors are...
I'm sure they will be in the top 10.
Beckham is popular.
I'm sure they will be in the top 10.
Well...
Stop it, Yumi-san!
Is there a possibility of being in the top 10?
No, no!
Artists! Artists! Wow! I'm hated by PTA!
I'm hated by PTA!
But if you're in 33rd place, you're hated by PTA and you're in 10th place.
That kind of thing is a disadvantage.
Disadvantage!
Let's go then.
I'm saying it! I'm saying it quite a lot!
Azushi-san is...
1st place.
I'm not in 1st place!
You're not in 1st place!
Azushi-san, open!
The reason is that you seem to be strong in history, you seem to get along with students like friends, and your image enhancement is society.
Let's continue. One person in the theater!
I feel like Ryo-san, who was ranked last time, is putting his back against me.
Because you're smiling!
But, please do your best.
I'll do my best!
What should I do?
Gussan and Becky are definitely higher up.
There's no doubt about it.
Ohta-san is smart, but is he suitable for a teacher?
It's a class!
You're doing it for the first time!
In that sense...
What about you?
You should do it.
To be honest...
I feel like I'm at a disadvantage here.
I'm at a disadvantage.
You're ranked higher up.
You're ranked higher up in the world.
I see!
I feel like I'm being taught a lesson.
You're funny!
I don't want to choose myself!
It's 9th place!
I don't want to choose!
9th place!
But there's no doubt about it.
You can't help it!
One person in the theater!
You're not first place!
According to the report, you're good at impersonating historical figures and doing business with them.
I'm sorry, but we don't have any of that in our repertoire.
You know, experiments... experiments...
Toyotomi Hideishi did it.
Oh, you did it, right?
Toyotomi Hideishi.
Toyotomi... No, I didn't!
The reason you were first place was because you were doing a show with Ikegami-san.
Oh, I see.
It was Ikegami-san's signature.
Oh, really?
Next up is Hirai Ana.
Out of Ryo-san's reasons for being out of rank earlier,
I think you're too kind.
Yes, you're too kind and the students will look down on you.
If I were to say it,
Kusanagi-san too,
I think you're too kind.
What do you think, Ikki?
No, but...
You're like a teacher.
Like a teacher?
No, no, no.
There are still people who can say it, right?
Then, Oota-san...
Oota-san is not first place.
Not first place.
Then, Oota-san can say it from the beginning.
Then, Oota-san.
The result will be hurtful.
Then, Oota-san is not first place.
Oota-san is not first place.
Open!
For Oota-san's reasons, he has knowledge, persuasion, and good speech. He seems to know a lot of things about the world and is likely to give us knowledge.
There are only good reasons, but he is 8th place.
What else is bad about him?
Next, Oshima, Kitara, Bea!
I was really surprised that you were 3rd place.
Hey!
I'm not the only one who's surprised.
I think one of you made a mistake.
I thought so.
3rd place makes you lose confidence, doesn't it?
That's right.
Who do you think is 1st place among you two?
I think it's Katori-san.
1st place?
1st place.
I think she's 1st place.
There's also a commercial.
There's also an image.
I think Jihara-san, who used to be Jackknife, is a little too sharp for a housewife.
She's too sharp.
She hasn't shown her true kindness to the housewife yet.
She's a kind person.
Shall we say it?
Yes.
Junior-san, you're 1st place.
I'm not 1st place!
Junior-san, open!
But 6th, 9th and 7th are left.
Junior-san, you're smart enough to tell me both good and bad things.
Image Enhancement National Language
He knows a lot of words.
7th and 9th are left.
Azuhi-san!
Yes!
Since it's 10th, it's like a reunion.
It's 10th out of 32 people.
Don't forget that.
I know this one.
It's not 1st.
It's Becky.
Since men are in rank like this, it's hard for men to think of women as teachers.
So, Becky is definitely not 1st.
Becky seems like a good teacher.
But Becky is not 1st!
Becky is not 1st!
Open!
The reason is that even boring classes will be fun.
Even if you are not good at English, you can still like Becky.
The image license is English.
4th! There is still 9th left!
Budget!
27th!
Stop saying 27th!
What should we do about 27th?
Please don't say 10th.
My image is...
Gussan is 1st.
Gussan and Shingo are 1st.
2nd is...
2nd is Shingo.
3rd is...
3rd is already 1st.
I see.
That's difficult.
Nakai is 1st, but...
I don't really have an image of teaching.
Do you know what I mean?
You look like you are good at fun things,
but you don't have an image of teaching seriously.
I feel like you will be fine.
Are you sure?
I think you will be fine.
Now, 27th!
27th, but you have the right to choose, right?
London Boots, 27th!
Are you sure you want London Boots?
27th!
Who came in between?
27th!
I don't think Nakai is 1st!
I don't think he is 1st.
It's okay!
Nakai is NOT 1st!
You have to do it on your own!
Alright, let's go. Ryo-san...no, 27th!
That's right! I said it properly!
27th place, Ryo-san!
Who isn't 1st place?
Nakai-kun isn't 1st place!
Open!
Nakai-kun's reason is that he can understand the students' feelings. His progress in class looks good.
Overall image enhancement.
But 7th place.
And just now in the commercial, Tamo-san said "Nakaoka is 9th place."
Nakaoka-san is 33rd place!
Who has the most teacher-like smile?
Sekine-san has a warm smile.
She doesn't have a smile like that in her graduation album.
But I think she's too kind.
I think she's 9th place.
9th place?
She's not 9th place!
She's too kind.
She's too kind, so she's not 9th place.
Rather than being seen on TV, she's being seduced by customers.
But now there are 4 people left, Gussan, me, Kusanagi, and Sekine-san.
Among them, there is 9th place.
I don't know.
It's Sekine-san.
It's Sekine-san?
Yes.
I'm scared!
What should we do?
Should we stop buying?
Who is 1st place among you two?
I'm Yamaguchi-san.
Gussan?
Yes.
No candy or presents for Gussan.
No way!
Don't be shy.
Okay, let's go.
One more time, please.
Sekine-san is not first place!
Not first place...
Sekine-san...
Open!
By the way, Sekine-san...
I think you'll praise me and extend me.
I think you'll teach me what I need.
I don't have it in my textbook.
I think you'll give me a nice lesson.
I'm sorry!
It's an overall image enhancement.
First place without Gun.
What about second place?
The rest of you...
Yoshizumi-san, you're first...
The rest of you are in 10th place.
Gus, what do you think you're in?
I don't know. Second place, right?
Don't open it yet.
I was going to pull it a little more.
Oh, ninth place! Ninth place is left.
Shingo-san is in the top place, right?
Ninth and fifth place.
I think Shingo-chan is in the top place.
I think I'm in the top place.
Kusanagi, ninth place.
Kusanagi, open!
Why is this?
I thought it was really high.
You seem kind and sincere.
You're funny and fun.
It's all good things.
And it's an overall image enhancement.
"You're too kind" is...
It's 27th place's "You're too kind, the students are going to look down on you."
Call my name!
I was confused.
Who's in fifth place?
It's okay, open it.
Fifth place.
What's the reason?
The reason is...
I think I can enjoy learning English.
Me, me, me!
Yoshizumi-san is close!
11th!
Akimoto!
18th!
Among these, Nakaoka-san is 33rd and in last place.
But there is one more person in last place.
Nakaoka-san has 0 votes!
There is one more person with 0 votes.
Who is it?
Charao! Charao!
Charao!
- Fuku-chan? - Oh right, you don't have a reason or nothing?
- I don't have a reason! - You don't have a reason!
- I don't have a reason! - That's too bad.
That's all for this week's "I don't have a reason!"
I don't have a reason! I don't have a reason! I don't have a reason!
It's been a while since we've done a segment where we ask people to believe in what they believe in.
That's right! It's been a while!
We haven't done it in a while.
I looked it up and it says that it's been 46 years!
I'm 46 years old!
Everyone in NATTEAT! Let's make a melody with 4 people!
Are you confident?
Yes we are!
Let's start with those who are confident!
It's been 46 years!
Here is the theme for today!
The feelings of a woman when she confesses her love for spring.
Spring is the season of cherry blossoms, isn't it?
But there are still some cherry blossoms left.
It's like a time of fireworks.
The weather is not good.
Can you explain about spring?
I know most of it!
I'm sorry.
Be quiet!
Hurry up and move on!
Good night, teacher!
Good night!
The weather is not good!
The weather is not good at all!
Everyone did their best to choose words with a spring- like atmosphere.
And we ranked them in the top.
And the most typical one is "reunion".
What is this?
There was no way to fix it.
Reunion...
We don't know it yet!
Teacher, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
Please speak Japanese again.
I'm going to report you.
Don't say "report, report"!
It's a show!
I hate reporting!
I've been doing it for years.
I hate reporting.
Why are you being so nice?
Stop it.
You don't have that kind of attitude, do you?
I do.
You do?!
What kind of coming out is that?
Those who aren't signing, please drink this.
Please drink this sour juice.
That's right!
It's sour.
It's not sweet and sour. It's just sour.
It's not sour.
I'm going to be depressed.
You're going to be depressed?
When I drink this, everyone will know how I feel.
I want to promote something.
You didn't drink it, did you?
That was the trigger.
I'm going to announce the 3rd place.
The person whose face color transcended cherry blossoms and became like this is...
Yota!
This is amazing!
Face color transcended cherry blossoms and became like this... 27 letters?
No, it's not 27 letters.
This is good, isn't it?
Yes, the point is that the face color transcended cherry blossoms and became like this.
Thank you!
3rd place!
Face color transcended cherry blossoms and became like this.
It's good that it transcended in autumn.
But! I don't want you to do it.
Is it a good announcement?
The person who made the "tied-up-and-deceive-tears- pollen-symbol" is...
Yota Nott!
Speaking of Haru's pollen syndrome, it's connected, and there was a sense of stability in this group.
- A sense of stability! - Yay!
- We did it! - We did it!
- I'm happy! - We did it!
- The first "tied-up-and-deceive-tears-pollen-symbol" is... - Yes.
- Yes, "tied-up-and-deceive-tears-pollen-symbol". - Yes.
- Now... - Oh, no!
- Those who are confident! - OK!
- Alright! - Yes!
- I'll do it. - I'll do it!
- Let's do it! - OK!
- Are you OK? - Yes.
- There are a lot of people. - There are a lot of people.
- Yes. - Yes, yes.
- You can go over there if you're 27 years old. - No, I'm 23 years old!
- I'm 23 years old! I'm 23 years old! - I'm 23 years old!
- I'm 23 years old in this corner! - I'm 27 years old!
- If you're 27 years old, you should leave the studio! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Why can't you leave? - There's a chair over there, too!
- There's a chair in the lobby. - Shall we go to the east exit?
- Come on! - This is Hana-san!
- In the spring breeze, love blooms and your cheeks turn red. - Oh!
- It was composed by... - Akimoto-san!
- First of all, it's quite similar to a haiku called "sendyuu". - That's right.
- Well, it comes from "harukaze", but I thought it had excellent expression. - Oh!
- "Koi ga mebuite" is also very good. - "Koi ga mebuite", oh!
- And "kaoiro no hoi". - Oh!
- Is it like first place? - I love you!
- You love me!
- Fourth place? - Fourth place!
- You laughed too much when you saw me in fourth place!
- You!
- It's okay! - It was a mood that couldn't be found in other places.
- It's a mood that couldn't be found in other places. - Yes.
- It's a big hit.
- "karekaketa" (my body is withering)
- "watashi no karada" (my body is withering)
- Sakura, you! What are you doing?!
- I'm lonely! - "karekaketa" (my body is withering)
- You're not in your 60s!
- It was a mood that couldn't be found in other places.
- Suddenly you confessed your love and your body is withering.
- When you say "suki" (I love you)
Action!
Yes, ma'am!
Auction!
Yes, ma'am!
This is it!
Yes, ma'am!
Wow, it's been a while since I drank.
It's been a while.
Now!
Without further ado!
Yes!
Tonight at ten o'clock, it's "smap! smap! live broadcast".
We'd like to send you the theme of "what we can do now".
Live broadcast!
That's right!
Therefore, we are accepting messages from you on the program.
Fax number is 0570-081880.
0570-081880.
We are accepting messages from you now.
Well, from next week, "sopkuri-san carnival" will be held.
Yes, yes!
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Thank you very much.
But...
That was terrible!
Terrible!
For people who are in mourning, there's someone you like and you let your guard down and...
I'd like to confirm something.
If you say you'll watch it tomorrow, will everyone say "yes, please"?
How was it?
"Kotohana" means "the same words come back to you".
It was quite forceful.
Transform!
A lot of people are watching.
This is also painful.
This lockist is also painful.
"Karekaketa" is funny.
It's painful.
It's fun.
It's been a while since I did it, so it's difficult.
She's quite an old woman.
Everyone's sense of humor is a little weak.
I don't want to be like that!
It's not like that!
It's been a while since I did it, so it's difficult.
See you tomorrow!
That's all!