AISubs v3.7
This is the future forecast box! The opening I thought of is in this box!
Let's pull it out!
Ta-dah!
A troupe suddenly goes broke in the opening!
What will happen after this?!
What's in here?
This is what the Monday night members came up with. Can I pull it out?
Ta-da!
A guest appears with a weird face.
But we're going to guess what they're going to do in today's meeting.
We're guessing?
Someone's going to do it?
Yes, someone's going to do it.
Yes, I think one of the Monday night members wrote it.
Yes, I wrote it.
Everyone wrote it, right?
Yes, we wrote it.
And you're pulling out what I wrote.
So when a guest appears, you're going to appear with a weird face.
Like a puncher.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Now we will announce the best points of a certain theme.
Please choose from 1st to 10th place.
I will introduce the guests.
The guests will appear with strange faces.
They are...
Banana Man!
We have two banana men here with us today.
Thank you for having me.
It's snowing today.
It's snowing.
I was surprised by the snow.
I was surprised!
I'll do my best. Thank you.
And one more person.
Is this person also a weirdo?
Toshiya Sakai!
Is that an insult?
You're too close to the wall!
Oh, Mr. Sakai.
I'm from the Civil Police.
What do you do?
I'm the lead actor.
Well, not too much.
You're almost a weirdo.
What do you mean?
I'm not a weirdo, but...
Mr. Sakai, you don't have to act weird anymore.
I can't do it anymore.
Thank you for your hard work.
It looked like someone was crying in the opening.
What was that about?
First, Akimoto started crying in the opening.
Before it started? At the junction?
I was creating that feeling.
A lot of people said, "That's a weirdo crying."
What was that about?
I thought it was the first scene of "Future Prediction."
But it didn't end like that.
That's right.
So, in the second half of the film, he'll cry somewhere?
He'll cry somewhere.
I wanted to do it more naturally!
I don't like it...
Since you couldn't do it naturally, I'm doing my best to do something about it.
That's true. Thank you very much.
Then, I'm counting on you somewhere.
Now, everyone will be challenged one by one in order.
If you can all cooperate and leave only one place, we'll give you this as a present!
Furthermore, if you can get the answers from 10th to 8th or 7th place in order, we'll give you this as a perfect prize!
In celebration of its 40th anniversary, we'll give you a trip to Paris from IAC Travel, which boasts a network of 57 stations around the world!
We haven't released it yet, so please do your best!
Let's go! Today's theme is this!
Yamatera's...
We'll give you a list of the best places you can stay in Japan for your spring vacation!
From March of IAC Travel, we'll give you a list of the best places you can stay in Japan for your spring vacation!
Let's take a look! First up is this!
Asahiyama Zoo and Sapporo for 3 days!
This one!
Gekkunaiku and Isewan Cruise for 2 days!
Okinawa, Ohama Island, Haimurubushi Stay...
for 3 or 4 days!
Next up is...
House Stay and Tour...
for 2 or 3 days!
Next up is...
Meito Yamanaka Onsen for 2 days!
This one!
Kyushu Onsen Zanmai Travel for 3 days!
Crab, Sushi, All-you-can-eat Sumi-yaki Biking for 3 days!
Let's play in Okinawa!
For 3 to 5 days!
Next up is...
Universal Studios Japan for 4 days!
And last up is...
Otaru and Asahiyama Zoo for 4 days!
We'll go in a line!
These are the 10 places!
You can choose from the above, but not from the first place!
Let's go!
Ah, this one!
You can book a tour from February!
Ah, you can book a tour!
You can book a tour!
You can book a tour from February, March, spring break, and from now on.
Which one has the most bookings so far?
If not, which one has the least bookings?
There are more than 500 types of domestic tours this spring.
Top 10 out of them.
What is this?
Top 10!
Top 10, right?
From 1st place to 5th place.
That's difficult!
We'll do our best not to get 1st place.
This is difficult!
First, Mr. Yoshizumi.
This is difficult!
Top 10!
Top 10 out of 500?
Please give us 10th place.
I have no idea.
Can I give you one hint?
Yes!
Oh, I'm surprised.
Can you tell me which one is this and which one is that?
Which one is it?
Then...
Which one is it?
Then...
The power spot, Jingu, is famous, right?
It's Jingu.
It's 13,980 yen for a trip.
That's cheap!
That's good!
The first day, Jingu was sold out.
And...
Yokocho.
There's also a cruise for 55 minutes.
It's a bus!
It's a bus back to Tokyo.
It's a tour!
Is this popular?
Yes, it is.
It's 13,980 yen.
Right?
Top.
This is...
Is it cheap?
Others are like that, right?
Is this cheap for everyone?
It's cheap!
Is it popular because it's cheap?
It's quite scattered.
It's a ship, it's a bus, and there's also a plane.
What?!
Really?
But definitely...
Okinawa is definitely not in first place, right?
What?!
No, it's expensive!
Yes, the price is high!
It's expensive!
It's expensive...
I have no idea.
I have no idea about this!
All of them are not in first place.
By the way, from 13,980 yen now, this is the cheapest among them.
Is it the cheapest?
Yes, it is.
Is it cheaper than Universal Studios?
I don't know about the ranking, but I don't think you can ride that much on a ship.
Luxury passenger ship.
I don't think you can ride that much on a ship.
If it's between Okinawa and Hokkaido, you want to go somewhere warmer, don't you?
Otaru and Asahiyama Zoo are not in first place for four days in a row!
Not in first place!
Open!
9th place, by the way, this is "boat and bus" for 21,800 yen.
Next, Himura-san!
Himura-san, you don't have to react anymore!
You don't have to react anymore!
I'm reacting!
You did it!
I'm reacting!
There was a reaction!
It was cut off properly!
That hair!
Is it fat?
It's not fat!
Is it covering it?
It's not fat!
Is it covering it?
It's not covering it!
It's there!
Water ball! Water ball!
What?
Water ball!
It's a water ball!
It's here!
What is it?!
Hide your face!
I'm not hiding my face!
Now, Himura-san!
Yes!
You can eat as much sushi as you like!
No, I didn't say that!
I didn't say that!
Then, it's...
I think it's a little dangerous!
Dangerous?
What did you say?
Asahiyama Zoo!
No, I'm a little scared of Asahiyama Zoo!
Asahiyama Zoo?
What did you say?
What?
Asahiyama Zoo was there, right?
It's there! It's there!
It's there!
Then, Himura-san!
Asahiyama Zoo...
You didn't say that!
This is dangerous!
Let's go!
You didn't say that!
No, I didn't say that!
Well, I...
Beppu-yufuin!
Beppu-yufuin is also very popular!
It's number one!
No, it's not number one!
It's not number one!
It's number ten in rent-a-car!
Yes! Rent-a-car is a little popular!
Ah, this one!
Yes!
I see!
Shall we go?
Let's go!
What's this?
May I?
A three-day trip around Kyushu Onsen Zanmai, which is popular in rent-a-car, is not number one!
Open!
Kojira, although you drive around in rent-a-car, you think it's 46,800 yen, don't you?
So it doesn't matter much about the price, does it?
46,800 yen
Let's move on
Next, Aji-san!
What's wrong?
There's nothing in here
Aji-san, if you want a hint, give us a hint
Can I ask you for the price?
The one you get on the South Cross
This one, Okinawa Kohama Island
Heimlbergsteig
From 3rd to 4th
49,800 yen
It's the same, right?
49%
It's the same as a rental car, right?
That's right
Ah, but it's Okinawa
Makes me want to go
But...
Is Kohama Island that popular?
Should we go to Okinawa and then go to Kohama Island?
I want to go to Kohama Island, but is Kohama Island number one?
The tour is on that island, but it's slow
There's nothing there
It's slow
You can go to Este
You can go to Este, right?
Then I think I'll be fine
Do you want to go?
Eh?
I want to go
But Universal Studios is easy to go to, so it looks like it's popular, right?
I think students will like it
But...
Sakai-san, you're looking straight at me
No, I...
Aren't you looking too much?
Should we go?
Let's go!
This is bad
This is scary
Okinawa...
Isn't it bad?
Kohama Island...
I think it's okay
Kohama Island is okay
Kohama Island is not number one!
It's not number one!
It's Okinawa, but it's not number one!
Eh?
It's Okinawa, but?
Isn't this bad?
Eh?
It's okay, it's okay
It's okay
Hey!
Sakai-san, you're still in 10th place.
I'm still in 10th place, right?
You're still in the most popular one.
Um, where does Universal Studios Japan go?
Do you want to see a hint?
Universal Studios Japan...
It's ¥18,500.
And... Universal Studios Japan...
Cheap studio pass with admission conditions.
Huh? Cheap?
It's pretty expensive.
This might be a risk for students.
It's risky for young people right now, right?
Why don't you stay in Osaka for 4 days?
Ah, I see.
Why don't you stay in Osaka for 4 days?
Stay in Osaka for 4 days.
Then, why don't you choose Takasumma?
Takasumma?
Um, um...
Yamanaka Onsen for about 2 days.
Huh?
You're in 1st place!
I'm not in 1st place.
You're not in 1st place.
I'm not in 1st place.
You're not in 1st place.
Why? Why did you say that to Atsushi-san?
You've only been looking at Atsushi-san.
I don't know.
I hope you like it.
Yamanaka Onsen is not in 1st place!
Not in 1st place!
Open!
Wow!
I want to go to all of them.
But you can only go there once.
How much is it to ride Shirakawa-go?
Shirakawa-go. The price of Shirakawa-go is...
Shirakawa-go.
It's popular.
Crab.
Crab is expensive.
Crab is...
Cheap!
It's popular.
It's definitely popular.
This is dangerous.
Shirakawa-go. Hida-takoyama. Kenroguen-san.
Crab. Sushi. All you can eat.
Biking.
It's close.
It's cheap.
This is cheap.
This is dangerous.
It's dangerous.
You shouldn't go there.
But it's still popular.
But...
Seijingu?
It's popular.
Power spots are popular now.
Then it's dangerous.
You shouldn't go there.
Power spots are...
It's a little...
Wow! Panic!
It's almost all...
But...
They're playing One Piece now.
It's scary.
They're playing One Piece now.
One Piece is scary.
One Piece is...
I really can't choose.
But isn't it Seijingu?
It's easy to go there.
Shall we go?
That's right. Seijingu.
Gekuunaikuu Sampai and Isewan Cruise for two days are...
Not first place!
Open!
I'm counting on you!
OK! OK!
Please!
I'm counting on you!
Crab...
Okinawa is 8th, right?
Crab is good
Okinawa is 9th
Anyway, Asahiyama is 9th, so it can't be 1st, right?
I see
Do you want to see a hint?
What is it?
This is Asahiyama Zoo's Sapporo three days
It's 20,800 yen
It's cheap
It looks good
It's an airplane
We fly to Sapporo by airplane
Even if you say special pork bowl, it doesn't make sense
Special pork bowl and lunch set
Pork bowl and lunch set
It's good, it's good
You get a hint, right?
It looks good
Pork bowl
Hokkaido
Isn't that what you're saying?
If you compare it with Hokkaido, it's a penguin parade
What?
Penguin parade
It's not 1st, right?
Do you want to see it?
Yes
Asahiyama Zoo's Sapporo three days is not 1st!
Open!
We're all like this...
Ah, it's not like this!
We say "it's not like this!"
And we laugh together...
I really like it when you say it like that!
So far, 1, 2, 3, 4... 4 more to go and the lowest is 6th!
Are you still crying?
I'm sorry about earlier!
I decided not to cry!
Don't cry!
If you say it too much, you'll cry again, so don't cry!
I was too focused on crying and didn't think about it at all!
Is there anything you haven't heard of yet?
There's still more, right?
You haven't heard of "house ten boss", right?
"house ten boss" tour... 2, 3, 1...
This one's a little dangerous!
It's expensive!
It's a little expensive!
I don't know! I can't read it!
Compared to the previous one, it's a little expensive, isn't it?
I wonder how attractive it is to shoot an arsenal and a three-person group...
But it's scary!
It's scary, so it's good for kids to take it with them!
Universal!
It's not number one, but...
During spring break, students go there a lot!
It's cheap, so...
It starts from 18,500 yen!
That's right!
It's 18,000 yen for 4 days!
Universal's admission ticket is only 6,000 yen!
Okay, let's not do Universal!
Let's go to "house ten boss"!
It's not number one!
Open!
Because it's spring break, family visits are also common.
One piece for children.
Next, Ryo!
If we were going with our family...
I thought Tengos was 1st place...
Universal is...
There are only 3 places left...
1st, 3rd and 6th!
6th?
Have you heard of Okinawa?
No, I haven't.
Let's play in Okinawa!
For 3 to 5 days!
Oh!
It's cheaper than I thought!
It's cheap!
Free coupons!
Free!
This is crazy!
Free! Free!
This is a little scary!
It's cheap!
Free coupons!
See!
Free coupons during your stay!
What?
This is a little dangerous!
It's dangerous!
But it's all Universal!
It's all-you-can-eat!
This is crazy!
It's all-you-can-eat!
But this food is definitely...
Crab and sushi are all-you-can-eat!
Sushi is all-you-can-eat!
It's cheap!
Sushi is all-you-can-eat too!
Starting from 13,980 yen!
No, this is...
Sushi is all-you-can-eat!
If you think about it, it's more like Universal, right?
It is!
Then, I'll go with this!
Universal Studio Japan...
Free four days!
Then what?!
You'll say it all, right?
Definitely!
It's not that selfish of you!
You're lying!
Universal is...
Universal Studio Japan...
Free four days is not first place!
It's not first place!
I'm thirsty!
I might not get it!
I might get it!
I might not get it!
Both of you said it.
Okinawa is 29,800 yen.
Crab is 13,980 yen.
Kids will love it.
I want to go to Kohama.
But both of you said it.
This is difficult.
Which one do you want to go to?
I want to go to a crab sushi restaurant.
But students go to Okinawa for their graduation trip.
We are customers, but are you students?
I heard that there are many families, so I think there are more families and students.
I see.
So I think it's better to eat crab sushi.
I think this is first place.
I see.
And?
"Playing in Okinawa" is third place.
It's about third place.
Even if it's third place, it's first place, right?
Then this way!
"Playing in Okinawa" is third place, second or first place?
Neither is scary! Neither is scary!
It's not first place!
Okinawa is scary!
Okinawa is first place!
Are you okay?
Okinawa is first place!
Okinawa will be open to the sea from March.
I see!
Please say that!
What is this?
Please say that!
There will be no throat candy!
Guest vs regular, acting battle, news action!
This is a segment where the guests act out a topic based on the latest news and the guests decide the winner.
Let's take a look at the news!
Ah, Hayabusa!
Ah, this one!
Kamo-san and Yushin-san are not quiet.
This is the goddess of speed.
I don't think it's that one!
I think it's that one!
Of course it's that one!
In terms of speed...
It's Hayabusa! Hayabusa!
Hayabusa!
It debuted!
It's pretty long, isn't it?
To Aomori!
It's really long!
8 hours and 10 minutes!
Since it's so long, and since this vehicle is shorter...
That's why it's called "super green".
Ah, I see!
On top of the special green!
18 seats!
Wow!
It's like a first class!
First class!
I want to ride it!
You can also get food!
You can also get alcohol!
For free!
Wow!
Green Ken for 5,000 yen!
Even more!
Even more for 5,000 yen!
Ah, I already looked it up!
I haven't ridden it yet!
I want to ride it!
It's sold out in 10 seconds!
Why do you know more about it than me?
I like trains in Kyoto, but...
Are you going to ride it, Mr. Tamao?
I wonder if I'll cry...
You'll never cry!
You've seen most of it, haven't you?
Then, here's the news!
Yes!
Let's look at the topic!
When you're about to get on the train, a door closes in front of you.
It's a cool trick!
It happens a lot!
Most people laugh about it, don't they?
We have to do it in a cool way.
This is difficult.
This is our guest, Sakai-san.
Let's choose a song.
- Don't make me do it! - I won't!
- Don't make me do it!
- Well, let's show it... Are you ready? - Yes.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Then let's go. - Yes.
Well, let's show it!
It's a performance of when you try to get on a train at your previous work, Sakai City Store, and the door closes just before you do.
Here we go!
I see.
- Do you have more? - Yes.
- Do you have more? - I was in the middle of it.
- Were you in the middle of it? - Yes.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- What's wrong with you? - I'm sorry!
- It's over! - It's over!
- I see. - I see.
- Okay, okay, okay. - Okay, okay, okay.
- At this timing, right? - Yes.
You're practicing so much!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- You hit me in the head. - You hit me in the head.
- I'm sorry!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Well, let's move on and show it! - Wow!
- It's a performance of when you try to get on a train at your previous work, Sakai City Store, and the door closes just before you do.
Here we go!
That's all for Newsner Action!
Oh, yes!
On March 18th, the DVD "Earth Safety Apartment Story" will be released with Kanjiya Shiohori and Akio Shikungo.
Please watch it!
New project "Impact First Year"
Here it is!
As it's "Spring Break" and "Sunday Walk" project, we are looking for "Impact First Year" who will win and "complete First Year" who will have an impact.
If you want to participate, please write your name, age, picture, phone number and which First Year you are and we are waiting for you to contact us!
Thank you!
What was this before?
It's too "na ni na ni"
Oh, but if it's "Fifth Year First Year", Himura-san, you can say "Himuko"
What?!
"Himuko", you're ugly!
Hey, who is this guy?! Show me your face!
By the way, what First Year do you want to see?
Shotaro-san, do you have anything?
Well, I want to see First Year who is like "onee"
Hey you, shut up! Show me your face!
What's wrong with me?
There is also "obou-san" who is too "onee"
Yes, there is.
He is young.
First Year, even if it's First Year Elementary School, it's okay, right?
Yes, if it's First Year of anything, it's okay.
I want to see First Year who is like "adult"
First Year who is like "adult"
Like "middle school" which you can see from different angles
I see.
First Year Elementary School
We are waiting for you!
Well, see you tomorrow! Good evening!
Good evening!