AISubs v3.7
I'm the only one who can win this battle!
We've had everyone come up with their own theories for this game, and we've decided to win this battle!
I hope you all enjoy it, and I hope you'll continue to participate in it!
We have a guest today...
A.k.a. "bortier", Mayu Watanabe! Please come out!
Your cheeks are pink!
Nice to meet you!
Today's "bortier" is this!
There is a handsome guy like this.
Yes, there is.
My friend is a male model.
He is cool.
He is a little over 80 years old.
But when we are talking...
Once every ten seconds...
Today is a valentine's day special, so if you can raise more than 80 yen, we will give you this luxury item.
If you and Jiro are raised more than 80 yen, we will give you 10,000 yen in total.
And if you win this week, we will give you 50,000 yen in total.
Let's see how delicious it is.
This person will eat it.
How is it?
It's delicious.
How is it?
It's about 4,500 yen now.
- Is it sweet? - Yeah, it's sweet.
- Eat it properly. - Don't talk!
It's good.
Wait for me!
He thinks I'm fat!
I'm not fat!
Are you confident?
I'm Wakabayashi.
That's right.
I saw this on the spot.
You saw it?
I saw it.
This is it.
He's desperately opening the bag.
Even though he's handsome.
I'm a little disappointed.
It's good to open it, but...
I want you to open it without being desperate.
Smartly.
How do you open it desperately?
It's not cut properly.
With that crease.
I'm impatient and want to see it quickly.
The best part is that it's cut in a weird way.
It's crooked.
I don't like it.
Switch on!
Are you confident?
It's Russia.
That's rude.
Even if you become a champion, will you marry someone over 80?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Handsome man, I'm a little disappointed in you.
I'm this.
A man with a light hair.
When you say "families", you say "ore krimshchu".
You say "ore", "ore", "ore", "ore", "ore"
Who was it?
There is someone like you.
I'm a little disappointed in you.
If you understand me, please press the button.
How is it?
It's difficult for 80 years old.
Grandfather!
Shingo!
It's the season of costumes!
He was wearing a very cool suit and his face looked like Mr. Tsumishi.
Did he really look like him?
He took off his shoes and there were five fingers under his shoes.
I don't know.
Isn't it good?
No?
You don't have to worry about such a healthy thing.
But it's good for your health, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I know it very well.
Can't I have one with a different color?
Can't I have one in black?
I want you to keep it.
I see.
If you don't mind, I'll turn it on.
I want you to keep it.
What?
This program was brought to you by a grant sponsor.
Let's move on, Tanabe-chan.
Yes, this is...
When I was in middle school, a certain boy said something like this, and I was very disappointed.
Ta-da!
In the middle of a conversation, without hesitation, he called me "mama".
Let's go.
Yes, I actually know of this.
It's a little sad, isn't it? Here it is.
Zoom!
His cell phone is leaning forward like crazy!
You think you can mail like that?!
You can only mail once!
No, anything! Books...
Books?!
Like buying books...
Was there such a person?
Well, I can't say "this person" but...
I think there is such a person.
Really?!
Well, let's switch to the person you chose!
It's no good!
It's funny!
I don't think it's no good.
Harui-san!
I saw this person in Shibuya.
This is who I'm looking for!
A person who says "scramble intersection" and passes by.
A dandy prince who can't help but be troubled.
He's like...
And passes by.
A dandy prince.
A jealous man.
You should do it yourself!
What is it?
It's a visual!
I was told this in a restaurant for the first time in my life.
I don't want to talk with you anymore. I don't want to talk with you anymore. I don't want to talk with you anymore.
It's a little annoying.
It's like you're trying to say something nice. Stop it!
It's a little annoying, isn't it?
I'm not angry at all.
I'm not talking with you at all.
I think it's enough now.
Let's switch to the church.
- Delicious! - Delicious!
- Looks delicious! - Delicious!
- Look at the visuals! - Delicious!
There are quite a lot of them in this period of time.
Here they are!
People who wear a lot of clothes.
I'm sure you've seen it a lot.
Yes.
Here it is!
Calling a waiter at a bar and saying "excuse me" many times fails.
"excuse me" and switch on.
It's an excellent taste.
What did you say?
What did you say, Watanabe?
I was going to say "Watanabe Oichi" but I said "Ichiban Nono" instead.
You're the only one who can't do it.
I watch it a lot in Shibuya.
This one!
You can't do it there.
Playing a game with a bad sense of rhythm in a club.
Good morning!
What do you think about this?
We can't compare, can we?
If you agree with me, please press the button!
The only thing we have in common is that we both work at a check shop.
Kusaruhi Presents! Super Elementary School Students Who Laugh At Commercials Are Coming!
YEAH YEAH YEAH!
From now on, I will introduce them.
Super Elementary School Students Who Laugh At Commercials Are Coming!
Everyone, please guess what commercials they appear in.
Then, let's have them appear now!
Elementary School Students, please appear!
Everyone, this elementary school...
Has anyone seen it before?
Isn't it something like exercise?
It's down there, isn't it?
I haven't seen it recently, but it's like a second- generation children's store manager...
The exercise system is quite similar, isn't it?
Exercise system...
What is it?
Huh?
Huh? Is it a rambutan?
You've already guessed it!
Introduce it! Let's introduce it!
What is it?
Yuuki Funagaki...
Appeared in a commercial for Randcell...
At Randcell, he did a lot of breakdancing, didn't he?
That's right! I've heard of it!
At SMAP concert in 2008...
At SMAP concert in 2008, he also participated in SMAP concert.
Surprisingly, in 2010, he won in the junior division of breakdancing in a national competition with more than 1,000 participants.
That's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
When did you start breakdancing?
Funagaki, you're amazing!
I started when I was a first-year student.
Since you were a first-year student?
Yes.
I didn't know you could breakdance with a randcell!
That's amazing!
Funagaki, you're amazing!
That's right!
Wow!
The muscles around the shoulders are also amazing, aren't they?
You're so cool!
Then, let's have you show us right away!
Huh? Are you okay?
Can you do it?
Are you okay?
Yes.
Then, let's have you show us right away!
Can you do it?
Huh? Are you okay?
You just turned with your head, didn't you?
Doesn't your head hurt?
No, it's okay.
You turned with one hand.
Amazing!
Isn't Chris the strongest?
There is one strong person.
What is your dream in the future?
I want to be the world's best dancer.
I see.
When you grow up a little more,
I hope we can go to a smartphone concert again.
Yes.
You are very popular, aren't you?
No.
How many chocolates did you get?
Twelve.
You are very popular!
He's hiding behind the breakdance, but he has a good face.
- He's handsome. - He's cool.
- I'm looking forward to it. - You're looking forward to it, aren't you?
- Can you say your full name one more time? - Shall I say my full name?
- I'm Yuuki. - What about your last name?
- I'm Minatozaki. - Minatozaki Yuuki.
Yuuki Minatozaki.
One more time! One more time!
Yuuki, let's dance one more time!
Let's dance!
Everyone, please watch it!
It will be decided in 2 days and 1 minute! Please watch it!
Please watch it!
It's amazing, isn't it?
You've been doing it for about a year, haven't you?
I've only been doing it for 4 years.
How much do you practice every day?
I practice for about 2 or 3 hours a day.
3 hours?
Is it only this effective for 2 or 3 hours a day?
It's amazing, isn't it?
That's what I thought.
It's amazing, isn't it?