AISubs v3.7
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Today's guest also has a problem.
It's Azuma Mickey. Please come in.
I won't do it.
You won't do it?
I won't do it.
Mickey and Yao are mysterious, aren't they?
That's right. They are quite famous.
Really?
Since the Shibuya era.
Did you know about it?
Yes, I did know about it.
I didn't know about it.
Mysterious, mysterious.
All the people who pass by are mysterious, mysterious.
Were they like that?
In different ways.
That's bad.
Then, here is today's question.
I brought it with me.
Where does a doctor who is good at surgery live?
Where does a doctor who is good at...
Surgery.
Where does a doctor who is good at surgery live?
Uh...
Surgery.
Uh...
Surgery.
I got it!
Eat up!
What is it?
A. Surgical.
It's no good.
No risk.
Judges, please.
Let's move on to the next question.
Here is today's theme.
What is it?
In that corner...
I think it's a weird theme.
You saw it, didn't you?
What's with that prank?
You saw it, didn't you?
There's no such thing as a theme.
If it's a theme, it'll be a hint.
That surprised me.
Let's move on to the first question.
Here it is.
Kanagawa Prefecture...
Pin... Pan... Pon... San.
It's a Kanagawa question.
What is a failure to fix no matter what you do?
Failure. No. No. No.
Mistake. Mistake. No.
What is a failure to fix no matter what you do?
I don't know!
Eat up!
The taste is a little different.
The aftertaste is a little bad.
The aftertaste is a little...
It's bitter. It's bitter.
It's a little stuffy in my mouth.
I'm sorry, but...
Oh, it didn't work.
It's tough today.
That's too bad.
The next question is...
Tokyo, Takusan...
Zambia!
Who is the most fashionable person on an airplane?
Huh?
Businessmen.
Players.
Pink.
Fashionable.
Pirates.
C.A.
Cabin.
Fashionable.
Flight attendants.
I feel like I've been beaten up a little.
This is beautiful.
This is good!
What do you think? It's a draw!
You don't pay much attention when you're driving, do you?
Next question!
A question from Hiromi Akita who is 24 years old!
What is the vegetable you found while you were shooting a gun in the field?
Vegetable?
Chives! Chives!
It looks like chives!
Chives!
I found it!
I found chives!
It's a little cruel!
Cruel! Cruel!
Chives!
It's good!
It's a shame!
Next!
Chewing bone in Ishikawa Prefecture!
It's a nostalgic question!
Here it is!
What is the fruit you get really angry at when you serve it to fireworks artisans?
Oysters!
Oysters are free!
Eat up!
It's similar! It's similar!
It's Mr. Yoshizumi!
It's similar!
Fireworks!
It's similar!
Take it away!
It's dangerous!
It's dangerous if you don't do it calmly!
It's a foul!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
Well, unfortunately, it's too much. This is the last one.
It's too much, isn't it?
It's not that funny.
It will be next week again.
It's not that funny.
It's fun, isn't it?
Let's do it in the afternoon.
It's not that funny.
It's a shame.
It's not that funny.
Shiga Prefecture, Sasaki Kojiro-san.
Yes.
Here is the question.
What is the occupation of a person who draws one-third of the moon's body?
What?
One-third of the moon?
Occupation.
Body.
Occupation.
Occupation!
It's official!
Kano-san, like I said last week, it's better for the host not to get it right.
I'm really happy about this.
Please let us do it.
So, this week's champion is me!
I'm recruiting new works. I have no choice but to meet you.
This program is brought to you by RUM SPONSOR.
Now, let's get right into it.
You will see three works brought to us by artists who will be appearing in a moment.
Please look at each of them and see if you can come up with an interesting episode.
We will continue with Micky.
And we have a guest, Kaori Kozai.
Kaori Kozai-san, this is the stage.
That's right. From January 1st to 19th, at Meiji-za.
- At Meiji-za. - Yes, I'll be performing with Mr. Hosokawa.
- Soon. - Soon, right?
- The day after tomorrow. - Yes.
- Everyone, please come. - Thank you for having me.
- And I'll be performing with Mr. Atsui. - Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for having me.
One more group, and one more guest.
Heisei's Bushikabushi!
You're not wrong! We're first, aren't we?
Isn't it Miyagi?
No, no, no! You're second!
Which one?!
If you don't loosen your nerves, you'll get drunk, Yoshimura!
You're nervous, aren't you?
You'll get completely drunk.
It's stuck. It's stuck in my throat.
It's stuck. I'm sorry. Let's go. Let's go.
It's over! It's over!
I've been doing this for about 2 hours.
I can't even do this?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
2 minutes left.
2 minutes left?!
I'll start in 1 and a half minutes.
Let me introduce today's artist.
This person, Fukuwajuchi Ikkokudo-san!
Profile, this is...
In Fukuwajuchi, it was impossible for people to do the sounds of "ma", "ba", "pa" and "tenoke"
Is "ma", "ba", "pa" difficult?
Yes, when you speak normally, you say "mami, mume, mo", "ba, bi, bu, be, bo", "pa, pi, pu, be, po"
You stick your lips together and speak, right?
So, of course, it's difficult in Fukuwajuchi, so you have to do it inside.
Mami, mume, mo
Even when you say "di, di, de, da, bi, di, bu", you have to do it inside.
Not at all!
Inside, with your tongue.
With my tongue?!
Yes, with your tongue, spread it out and stick it on top like this.
With my tongue?!
Yes, with your tongue, stick it on top like this.
You can't do it?!
Recently, there's been a lot of impersonations of foreign artists.
By the way, what kind of impersonations are there?
Recently, Matsuyama Jar-san has been doing it a lot, so I've prepared it for you.
I'll do it without moving my mouth.
Huh? Without moving your mouth?
Without moving your mouth.
The End.
You're really good at it!
Are you serious?
I'm doing it.
I do it inside.
Inside?
If I do it inside, I can do various impersonations.
For example, in Lupin III, I can say "I'm in trouble, where did Fujiko-chan go?"
If I do it inside...
Why doesn't your voice change even if you close your mouth?
Isn't it because you're closing your mouth?
I use my throat a lot when I practice vocal cords.
I also practice vocalization like this.
That's scary!
It's so easy!
How do you talk with these dolls?
There are so many of them.
How do you use these skeletons?
Skeletons are often used in plays too.
They're used in dramas too.
I feel sick.
She's already dead, but she's still alive.
I'm sorry, but this is my voice.
If you hold it for a while, you don't have much time, right?
Even if you don't hold it now...
It's like that.
I think you're familiar with them.
Kaka-chan is called "Denta-kun".
Hello, I'm Denta-kun.
Denta-kun.
You're cute, right?
Excuse me, can you ask what happened to Mom?
What?
Hey, you can't talk about Mom like that!
No, you can't!
Don't touch her!
You scared me!
Don't touch her, run!
Oh my god, this is so much fun!
This is so much fun!
Wow!
"Today we have an episode about this doll from "Fqualidz"!"
Let's watch the episode about today's work!
Here it is!
The work of a failure that didn't go well at all!
It took me three months to complete it, and it took me the longest time!
It was a perfect work that I fell in love with right away!
Today we will be looking at a work of failure!
No, I don't want to say it.
It has to be a failure, but maybe it's a perfect work!
Let's not be rude!
Let's watch each work one by one!
First up is this one!
Gallop!
I see this a lot!
Let's watch it first!
Second up is this one!
Gallop!
This is suspicious!
Gallop!
Next up is this one!
That's all!
These are the three works.
First of all, let's listen to each voice of each doll!
As a hint!
Alright, let's start with Carlos!
Carlos!
Hello, everyone! I'm Carlos!
What are you doing?
Carlos, you know, only when you have a good audience,
your eyes shine like stars.
Oh, it's shining!
Oh!
What is that?
Most of the time, my favorite side is when I have white eyes.
Oh!
It's like that!
Carlos!
Next up is this one!
It's commonly known as 'gokkun'.
What is that?
Are you kidding me?!
It's a little weird.
"You smell like me." "Where?" "Over here!"
"Your eyebrows look like mine." "Yeah, they do."
"He must be Gokuto." "No, he's not Gokuto." "He's Toshiji's son."
"I don't want a taxi!" "I'm scared." "He's a bad guy."
"And the third one is Shisho." "My last name is Shi, but my last name is Sho."
I'm 147 years old, which is exactly 100 years older than me.
Listen up, everyone. You can admire me as much as you like.
If you have any questions, please come in!
"So you couldn't get this doll for a long time?" "No, not at all."
When you first get a doll for the first time, you usually get the same reaction as you expected.
"But not for this doll." "Oh, not this one." "No, not this one."
"But not for this doll." "The reaction was completely different." "Completely different?" "Yes, the audience's reaction."
"It was different from the reactions you've had so far?" "No." "Okay, let's go to another one."
What kind of image do you have of the character and the voice?
I already have an image of the character, and when it's done, I usually say...
It comes up in my head.
Do you make a doll first?
Do you make a doll with a voice?
Yes, I make a doll with that image.
But there are a lot of dolls that are a little different from the image.
And then I fix it and change the voice.
I don't prepare a voice at first.
I make a voice when it's done.
Okay, it's time.
The host finally raised his hand and started talking.
I haven't said a word yet, host!
Okay, go ahead!
What is "ikigai"?
Why "ikigai"?
What do you mean?
What is "ikigai"?
I'll ask you.
I'll talk as much as I can without moving my mouth.
Even now!
Can I?
It doesn't matter, but I'd like to see you delay it.
Delaying is fun.
Like this, the mouth moves and you can hear the voice later.
If you can do it now, you can do it if you can't do it normally.
It feels good, doesn't it?
You can do it like that?
Wow!
Can you do it forever?
I want to do it!
That's amazing!
Okay, everyone.
Please predict a failure that the audience will not accept at all.
Everyone, shall we go for one line?
One line, open!
Because it's the most different.
Team Adam, one line!
And Team Heisei, two lines.
Team Carlos, one line, one line, one line!
This is Carlos.
One line is weird, isn't it?
Only this one has a different quality.
I dare say it's Carlos. I think it's slippery from the looks of it.
I see.
It's slippery.
And his eyes are star-shaped.
Kumada Masashi-san sometimes does it for business, but it's really slippery.
The eyes of a star are suspicious.
I think he's done it.
Huh? It's the voice of his heart.
He's saying pretty rude things.
No, it's the voice of his heart.
I can hear the voice of his heart.
I think it's this one.
It's slippery. It's slippery.
Carlos is slippery.
That's right, everyone.
And now for the correct answer.
Here is the mistake that the audience couldn't accept at all!
I don't know why, but...
It didn't work at all?
Not at all!
As soon as it came out, kids were crying everywhere.
It looks like it's going to be popular with kids.
It's amazing.
So we couldn't show it.
It's the exact opposite of "Big Red Air", isn't it?
It's not a good thing!
It was a bad thing, you bastards!
It's scary!
No. 1, Carlos!
Carlos.
This one?
Carlos and his voice got stuck right away.
That's right. As soon as Carlos held it, his voice came out.
Today I'm Carlos.
It's stuck.
It even has a weird sound.
So it's "Big Red Air" because you're jealous of it?
I'm not jealous of it!
His voice is scary.
His voice is scary!
Hey, you! You've been biting me for a while now!
I haven't bitten you at all!
You've been biting me!
You haven't bitten me!
And then, Shisho...
He was in cancer for 3 months.
Surprisingly, Shisho's voice...
It was hard for him to speak at first.
It's a hoarse voice now, right?
Seigashi nagashou
It's a hoarse voice.
At first, it was hard for him to speak normally.
Hello.
At that time, it was stuck.
It stuck for about 3 months.
But it got better little by little.
Oh, I can't speak now.
Then, he closed his mouth.
And then, his hoarse voice started coming out.
It's like he remembered the point.
That's cool!
Do you want to try it?
Do you want to try it, Shisho?
He's clever.
Yes, he's clever.
Then, open your mouth.
Oh, no! His face is nervous!
Oh, no!
Hello!
He's moving!
This common feeling of mine, I'm Narikiri Senryu!
Narikiri Senryu, based on the theme, please make it.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
Are you two going to make it together?
Yes, we are.
I've made a good one.
Thank you for having me.
Don't say it for nothing.
I'm tired of it already.
It's exciting.
I'm Yasumi Ryu, a sensor.
Thank you for having me.
Here is today's theme.
A woman's feelings when he goes to see a doctor.
How was it overall?
There were quite a lot of works that were out of variety, so I had a hard time choosing.
The top place is #1 or #2 in the search engine of GOSHICHIGO.
What did you search for?
I searched for something with a good sense of rhythm.
That's what you search for, right?
Yes.
Did you hear it?
No, I just heard it now.
I just heard it now.
Why are you being spoiled?
I heard it.
You heard it?
Yes.
I think I'll go home now.
Sensors, I've already given you names and we've reviewed them all.
Yes!
That's right.
Here is the theme.
It doesn't depend on anyone.
Yes!
And there is no back up either.
We don't think of it like that.
We don't think of it like that either.
Why are you raising your voice?
Mr. Ikkokuro.
Mr. Ikkokuro is doing it.
My voice doesn't come out at all.
Nothing...
Your voice doesn't come out at all.
It seems like my voice doesn't come out.
Your voice doesn't come out.
It seems like my voice doesn't come out even if it's late.
It seems like my mouth doesn't come out even if it's late.
3rd place is...
Even if you kiss me and move on to me
It's not limited to the wind.
That's right.
Many kinds of birds kiss me and move on to me.
I can accept any kind of birds.
That's right.
That's how much I like them.
That's how much you like them?
Yes.
What do you think, Sensei?
It's like a stimulant.
Stimulant.
But if it's for him, it's a stimulant.
Unfortunately, it's made of beeswax.
But I think it's good that people don't care about it.
Don't care about it.
Today's theme is "Don't care about it".
Don't care about it.
I see.
That's right.
That's a good answer!
Hurry up and do it! I'm mad at him!
It's like...
This is me!
Hurry up and give it to me!
It's like a fragment of "Latin Cross"!
This time it's for real!
It's over!
It's the first announcement!
It's coming!
We made a chance to say "I don't like it" as usual!
I'm glad you like it!
Please check it out!
Yes, please check it out!
Shall we start?
Today, you will be doing "I see you"
You are in 4th place!
You are pretty lame.
You are ugly.
If we were you, we would be in last place.
You look like a red-haired man.
You look erotic.
You look like a white-collared man.
Isn't this cute for your boyfriend?
This is cute.
To the virus! Get away from him right now!
You think you are his cheating partner, don't you?
I will operate on you. I want to be your woman at all times.
How much do you like women?
Do you have panties? Do you have socks? Do you have love?
He is not satisfied.
Now, we will have you drink it.
Yes, please check it out!
Movie?
Yes, it's called "Kiss and Kill".
We're doing it on a TV spot.
It will be released this Wednesday, Friday.
Yes, please check it out.
And...
Yes?
What is it?
It's a series called "Quick Japan".
It's been serialized for 7 years now.
Wow!
It's like a comic book.
How old are you?
I'm 10 years old.
How cute!
It's just like that.
Yes, just like that.
Look, it's finished.
Yes.
It was just released last week.
I think it's about time for it to be booked off.
No, it's too early.
It's too early.
Please check it out.
Thank you very much.
When is it released?
What?
October 3rd?
Yes, that's right.
From this Wednesday, Friday.
Yes.
But it's a date movie.
It's like Christmas.
It's a couple.
It's the best.
It's great.
Thank you very much.
It looks interesting.
"Gilgit-an" is currently on sale.
Yes, it's currently on sale.
Please check it out.
While drinking coffee.
Yes.
Well then!
See you tomorrow!
"Gilgit-an"!