AISubs v3.7
- Can you do my shoulders? - Can you do a massage?
- Of course. - I'll do your hands.
- You always film me. - Yes.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- Is it stiff? - What are you doing?!
- Stop it! - I've done it before!
- You're in trouble. More trouble than cleaning. - I'm sorry.
- But the massage feels good.
- It's very powerful. - Yes, it is.
- Are you actually carrying it? - Yes.
- What is this? - This is what we actually use in Iraq and Afghanistan.
- There's a lot of tape on it. - This is to prevent the reflection of the sun...
- Driver. - Driver.
- ...and so that you can't mistake it for a soldier's weapon. - Oh, I see.
- If you don't like it, you can't use it. - If you aim with this...
- Cameraman. - If you aim with a gun, you can mistake it for a soldier's weapon...
- ...and I'll get shot. - But the lens...
- Yes, at that time, it's down like this. - Oh, I see.
- I only aim at the moment of shooting. - Oh, I see.
- I usually do it like this. - With a gun...
- Oh, but when you're aiming at the lens, there's a chance it'll go "kiran". - There is.
- And there are a lot of cameramen who actually got shot and died. - Oh, I see.
After the broadcast on Monday,
Ms. Atsushi is giving a fun massage to the students.
- I've been doing this for about 10 years now. - Oh, you've been doing this?
- I've been doing this for about 10 years now. - Ms. Tamoi, could you do it for us?
- Oh, yes, of course.
- What is this? - Oh, my goodness.
- It's a way of massaging that doesn't give you a good massage. - Massage?
- What is this? - I've never seen such a massage before.
- Wow, it's like a machine. - Wow.
- It feels good.
- Wow, it's hard. - It's hard.
- Wow. - It's hard.
- Ms. Tamoi. - Oh, it feels good.
- It's like a hand massage. - Wow, it's amazing.
- Wow. - Isn't it tiring?
- Oh, it's okay. I'm used to it.
- Wow, it feels good. - There are a lot of shops, right?
- There are a lot of reservations until April next year. - Until April?!
- Wow. - Wow.
- You don't have time to be on TV, do you? - Excuse me.
- Oh, it's the same. Oh, technician!
- Oh, technician! - Oh, technician!
- We can't make a reservation. - We can't make a reservation.
- Three people a day, limited. - Limited.
- But 90% of them are women and 10% of them are men.
- But only women.
- I'm not interested in women, so I'm sure they'll be relieved.
- But it's not fun to do it, is it?
- No, it's worth doing it, but it's not very fun.
- When men come, we make curry for them.
- What are you doing? - I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.
- I make rosehip tea for women.
- It's just pouring hot water.
- Is there a man you like?
- The man I like is Ken Kosugi.
- Ken Kosugi is the best. - I like him the most, really.
- I'm hot with him. - It's completely different!
- Your name is Iyashin. - Yes, Iyashin.
- You can use it for anything, right? - For sweating.
- Because you sweat too much? - Hey, don't stare at me like that!
- No, no, I thought you were sweating too much. - I'm sweating too much.
- See, there's a gap. - That gap...
- The pelvis is also properly aligned. - Pelvis?
- It's not that dirty, so it's fine. - It looks like this.
- Oh, it's hot. Crush it. - My feet are open.
- Crush it? - Crush it?
You have to warm up your legs first.
If you do it all of a sudden, you'll hurt your muscles.
Wow, that's amazing!
You can't do it all of a sudden.
You have to warm up first.
There's an order.
Wow!
Amazing!
You have amazing muscles!
- Doesn't it hurt? - No, it's just water on my face.
It's just water, but you have to do it. Do a pose.
One pose. Okay, pose!
Who are you doing this for?!
Your hands are hard.
I feel like I'm going to die.
Please open your mouth.
Since you just did it, loosen up your butt a little.
Oh, my butt!
Adjust it like that.
Does your butt bend like that too?
How is it?
It's not too bad.
Your teeth are crooked.
My teeth aren't crooked!
Your teeth aren't crooked?
My body is straightened up now.
You're straightened up now, right?
Yes, I'm straightened up now.
My lower back is straightened up now.
If I adjust my spine...
Can you adjust your spine too?
I can adjust my spine and shoulder blades like this.
Please breathe in from your nose.
If you hold it up, your lymph will go up.
You know what I mean, right?
It feels really good.
What's up with you?
Why?
Today, various people have fought each other in this comedy's forefront, "Alta".
Mr. Akimoto, who is right next to me.
I've always wanted to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'm very happy to meet you.
Because you, Mr. Akimoto, are fighting alone in "AKB48".
The way you challenge the battle of laughter alone has always permeated my heart.
Thank you very much.
I have a question for you.
Who is your favorite member of "AKB48"?
Actually, I haven't had many opportunities to talk and interact with each member of "AKB48".
There used to be only one member of "AKB48".
Ms. Shinoda.
Mr. Shinoda!
Which one of you two is your favorite member of "AKB48"?
I'm attracted to you, Mr. Akimoto.
Keep it up! Keep it up!
You are very energetic.
I'm attracted to you.
I'm attracted to you, too.
Thank you very much.
I hope we can return to "Alta", the forefront of comedy, safely next week.
Good-bye, everyone.
I'm holding back a piece of paper.
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