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It's a mystery restaurant!
We've collected some questions from our viewers, and we'd like you to come up with some good questions that you'd like to ask us.
Okay!
Since you guys are pretty good at solving mysteries,
if you think the food is good, please push your waist up.
I see.
If you can push your waist up more than that, we'll give you one gold coin.
[If you can push your waist up more than that, we'll give you one gold coin.]
Tamura-san, Tamura-san, I think I said something weird last week.
I didn't think I'd get fired in one week.
Is it over?
It's over.
It's really over.
Don't say it.
It's really over.
Don't say it.
It's a tough world, isn't it?
From here.
It's really over.
It's over in one week.
Yes.
It's a shame.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can do it.
You can do it.
Which one was it?
With this...
That was a good one.
The first question is...
What is the out-of-earth pose that takes about 30 minutes?
What? 30 minutes?
About...
Out-of-earth...
Anyone know?
About 30 minutes.
About...
Anyone know?
Out-of-earth...
Out...
Out-of-earth...
What is that?
Out-of-earth...
You're good!
Tokyo and Higashi-san...
Next!
What instrument looks smart just by holding it?
Smart...
Head...
Looks smart...
Smart...
Genius...
That's not it...
That's not it at all!
What is it?
I can't answer!
This is frustrating!
It's frustrating!
Smart...
Has 100 IQ...
Out-of-earth...
Isn't it better now?
It's good!
Good question.
This week is good.
Last week there was something bad.
This week...
The reaction of the audience is also...
That's why it's "mysterious god's star".
Next!
Companies that KISS likes are...
I know!
Go, go, go!
Small and medium-sized companies.
Eat up!
Yes!
You're good! You're good!
A medium sized company.
You're good! You're good!
It's not like I won, but I won.
It's fine if you won.
Next!
What is the internal organs of the person who is drawing the human body's sketch?
What is this?
Internal organs?
Get ready!
It's a mystery!
Liver?
What is it?
Get ready!
Illustration.
What is it? Good or bad?
What is it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's "i" and "i" last and "i" last.
There are about three of them.
Can you delete this?
It's a shame.
There is such a lyric?
It's a shame.
It's a little high.
You should practice.
Should I say it?
Yes, you should sing it together.
Next!
An instrument that you can't see in Aomori is called "ogaki".
"Nagu" is above.
What is it?
Aomori...
An instrument...
"Misen" is above.
But you can still see it, right?
Yes.
You can see it even from the outside.
It's like...
It's like you're stuck in a weird atmosphere.
It's like you're in a remnant of a place.
What do 70 passengers in a bus drink?
Seventy!
Seventy...
Banana juice!
Huh?
Eat up!
Since we're in a bus.
You're only taking the bus?
Oh, you're taking the bus at the end.
Between the bus and the bus...
But you're good!
You're taking the bus at the end.
Between the bus and the bus...
He's good!
I'm sorry.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Now, we will show you the three films brought to you by the following artists.
We will show you their films... What?
You do it every week, don't you?
I've done it a few times already.
We will show you their films and see if you can guess any of the episodes.
Okay!
Let me introduce you to our guests.
Nankai Candies, Yama-chan!
Oh, you're blushing!
I just wanted to say "oh, it hurt".
What's wrong with you?!
This is for stabbing people!
Not me!
It's here.
Disgusting!
It's not disgusting!
You're just used to it!
You're in the same team as me!
It's over there!
Maybe it's me!
It's me!
I'm not used to it!
Stop it!
I'm here.
Okay, it's over.
Thank you for coming.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You usually comment only about rock music.
It's hot in here.
It's not hot.
If you say so, you must be from the air.
You must be from the air.
Yes, yes.
Today, I'd like to introduce you to...
Music critic and lyricist, Reiko Yukawa!
Now, Yukawa-sensei!
Since his debut as a jazz critic in 1960,
he has written more than 500 songs!
He's a great teacher!
"Kayama Yuzo", "Inanjin", "Shimokitazawa", "Harphy's", "Akayama Mio",
and many more!
But I didn't write "smup"!
You didn't write "smup"!
Please do!
Let me show you one of his most famous songs!
"Smup"!
I love "smup"!
Yukawa-sensei wrote these lyrics!
It's a great start!
"But"...
It starts with "but"!
Even though you didn't say anything!
Even if you didn't say anything, you wrote it yourself!
That's right!
That's why you stopped!
That's why!
Do you have any episodes about these lyrics, Yukawa-sensei?
For me, it's almost 98%.
I get the song first and then write the lyrics.
I wrote this while listening to music in the middle of my flight from Tokyo to New York.
Since "Beatles", there have been many Western-like writers.
So they don't think about Japanese at all.
If you only have "smup", "smup", "smup" at the beginning,
how do you put it in?
I see!
"But"!
That's why you put "but"!
And you put it in the middle of your flight!
That's right!
That's a fashionable flight!
Let's take a look at Yukawa-sensei's work!
Now, today's...
These!
These are today's three!
Embarrassing lyrics written in 15 minutes!
The most time-consuming lyrics written with all your heart!
Perfect lyrics written according to your image!
Perfect lyrics written with all your heart!
Perfect lyrics!
And...
Embarrassing lyrics!
Among these, we would like you to guess...
Embarrassing lyrics written in 15 minutes!
I don't think there are such lyrics...
Embarrassing lyrics are already embarrassing?
It's embarrassing!
You don't want to see it anymore? Embarrassing?
Well... I think it's lyrics...
Is it weird?
Then, let's look at them one by one. First of all, here!
"Sentimental Journey", debut song of Iyo Matsumoto, released in 1981.
The lyrics are like this.
This is the first time in Japanese pop songs that a singer's personal information, including name and age, is included in lyrics.
It's not that painful!
It's the first time I've felt like this.
I see.
"Iyo is a murderer".
Yes, recently Beyoncé and others have included their own names.
I don't think there will be a name like this in the future.
Like "AKB"?
Yes, recently.
It's included, right?
Yes, it is.
"Iyo is a murderer".
It's shocking, isn't it?
Next, here!
"Sentimental Journey", debut song of Iyo Matsumoto, released in 1981.
"Tears of the Sun", debut song of Anzai Maria.
Debut song of Amy Jackson, English lyrics.
I covered it in Japanese.
- Is it a cover? - No, it's not.
I changed "yukawa" to "hot river" and wrote "r.h. river" in English.
- Amy Jackson's debut song was also written by "yukawa" - Yes, it's a song.
I released it on an American label in Colombia.
- Did you get an offer to write lyrics abroad? - No, no, no. It's a direct order.
- A direct order? - Yes, it's a direct order.
I released it on a Japanese label in Colombia, CBS.
Amy Jackson is a foreigner.
- Was it a quarter? - Yes.
She was an assistant on my show.
"yukawa" was bad in English, so I wrote "r.h. river" in English.
It sold 500,000 copies in Japan. It was a big hit.
And the third one is...
It was released in 1985. It's a million seller record.
It's Kobayashi Sakiko's debut song.
One of these three songs is "I'm Embarrassed".
Is there such a song?
It's a famous song.
What do you mean by "embarrassed", Shima-sensei?
That's difficult.
Are you still inexperienced as a songwriter?
That might be it.
Sometimes it's hard.
Even if you don't have much time...
It's better to take 15 minutes.
Is it better to take longer?
Or is it better to do it quickly?
Of course it's better to take a lot of time.
But there are songs and songs that are really hard.
It doesn't look easy at first glance.
What?
Is it better to take 15 minutes?
Or do you have to take 15 minutes because you don't have much time?
You have to take 15 minutes.
You don't have much time.
Do you have 15 minutes left?
It's a little complicated.
If you say what's behind it, you'll know.
If you say it, you'll know.
Do you have any questions for that team?
Yama-chan!
It's a little embarrassing to just listen to the song.
Wait a minute.
You don't have to leave me.
I didn't ask you anything normal.
It doesn't show.
It doesn't show!
What's wrong with me?
It's over!
Who has a question?
You said you'd write it after you got the song, but do you have an image of the song you're going to write?
An image of the song? Like, "Please write it with this image."
Of course, of course.
Do you have a theme?
It's like an auto-tune, right?
Do you write it in detail?
Yes, I write it in detail.
Like, "Director who doesn't have much power."
Yes, I make you do it.
I make you do it.
When there's a big tie-up, like "This is going to be used in the drama,"
I say, "Please make it indoor," or "Don't make it summer."
Or, like Iyo-chan, who's 16 years old, I say, "Don't make me kiss you."
I see.
Even in the lyrics?
Yes.
Wow, that's interesting.
Now, it's time-up!
Now, everyone, please guess the embarrassing lyrics that came out in 15 minutes.
We'll announce them in order.
First, Tamo-san and Gem!
"Sentimental Journey"!
Tamo-san is quick to...
Tamo-san is quick to... Where is it?
"Fall in Love" is a wonderful poem.
It's wonderful.
"Tears and Sunshine" is also... I know our generation well, but I think this is also a wonderful poem.
Please read this.
Iyo is still 16 years old.
He's invited by someone and you kidnap him.
"Sentimental Journey"!
What is this?
Maybe this is a true poem.
What's wrong with you?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
This is embarrassing, too.
It's embarrassing.
Can you sing this?
I can sing this.
That's not fair!
Next, Akimoto and Yama.
Okay, "Team"!
"Top Range Metal" too!
You know this, right?
Yes.
This is...
It doesn't take much time, does it?
The number of letters!
The number of letters, so...
If you don't have much time, it can't be helped.
But in the background...
Because you said lyrics, I thought it was difficult.
Because you said lyrics and background have nothing to do with each other.
But I think it's probably the best.
You can do it right away.
You don't have to do it right away.
I think there were circumstances that you had to do it right away.
At the time of idols...
Various circumstances.
Debut or something like that.
Yama-chan, if you were told to sing these lyrics for AKB...
You don't want them to be sung, do you?
That's right. I think we should choose AKB.
What?
Should we choose Akimoto-san's?
Why are you looking at me like that, producer?
You're making fun of me.
I've lost my position.
Long Team!
I think there's nothing to complain about.
There's nothing to complain about.
As expected...
Well...
There's also the fact that the lyrics are short.
It's written here.
For a 16-year-old girl...
Why do I have to write like this?
It was in sensei's mind.
At the time, I wrote it in a rush.
But now that I think about it, it's embarrassing.
At the time, I did it with all my might.
Then, the other two are perfect and sincere lyrics.
The other lyrics are...
Sensei...
The other lyrics are...
Just by reading it again, my body gets hot.
It's amazing.
It's just that first one.
The first one.
Lastly, Yoshizumi-san.
Lone Team.
You don't know.
Lyrics like that...
It takes a lot of time to come up with ideas.
The first and second lyrics are...
Lyrics like that...
The third lyrics are...
I think it's pretty straightforward lyrics.
That's what Yoshizumi-san said.
Look!
This is...
This song is also good.
Which one is Yoshizumi-san's?
This is it.
Did I say something just now?
I heard it.
Out of all of them, which part is the most embarrassing?
Let's see...
Turning the dial and stopping your hand.
What?! That's not fair!
What are you saying, Yoshizumi-san?!
I didn't say anything!
Let's see the correct answer.
First of all, the most expected by the three teams...
Open!
Yoshizumi-san, what is it?
It's exactly what I imagined!
Sensei, this is exactly what you imagined!
If we talk about circumstances...
When Io-chan was about to make her debut...
I only heard her voice.
So I thought about what kind of image I should go with...
Then I'll write about three patterns of poetry first.
It was a rare opportunity for me to write poetry first.
"Sentimental Journey" is one of my favorite Dress Day hit songs in America...
It has that kind of amazing image...
But I don't know where I'm going
I had that kind of image...
So I wrote it...
And Kyohei Tsutsumi-san...
He added a song to it...
Without changing a single word...
It was perfect!
It was perfectly done!
I'm sorry about that!
Because, Tamori-san...
Io-chan was 16 years old, right?
She's still singing it now!
That's right!
She's been singing it for decades!
Tamori-san is being lectured by Io-chan!
Now, what's left is...
One by one...
Now, it's time for the correct answer!
Here are the embarrassing lyrics that came up in English!
Kara no Taiyo
I'll explain the circumstances.
After "Anzai Maria" came "Tanaka Minako-san" and "Melon Kinenbi" and other hits.
There is also a slight chance of a revival.
But you said you wrote this first in English, right?
And you wrote the English lyrics in 15 minutes.
In such a desperate situation.
And since my English isn't that good,
I had to line up girls' names like "Nancy" and "Betchy" and say "Why not me"?
At that time, all lyricists were exclusive.
So I asked a great lyricist "Would you like me to compose a song for you?"
And they told me to make it Japanese.
But all the original lyrics were lined up with girls' names.
So you had to do it from there.
But I was in trouble from there.
And you did it in 15 minutes.
Well, look at this poem.
No, no, no.
It's in there!
Look at it!
It's on your shoulder.
Look at this poem.
Which part of it is the most embarrassing for you?
Well, "Yura Yura Taiyo" made me cry.
Yura Yura Taiyo
That's what I'm talking about, teacher!
By the way, let's look at number 3.
Number 3 is also good.
This is "Konshin no Kaji".
Which one is better?
Which one do you like better?
Which one do you like better, teacher?
I don't know.
Yoshimi-san is taking responsibility and posing every day.
I didn't say anything!
Which one is better, teacher?
No, no, no.
I've written it over and over and over again.
Because I really wrote it over and over again.
At first, they wrote all the songs in English so that the drums wouldn't get in the way.
And then they made it Japanese because it wouldn't sell in English.
And the last part was the hardest.
You said "dial", right?
Yes, just now.
It was just 1985.
When I was about to do this, it suddenly changed to "push".
The producer of the drum said, "Half of Tokyo is "push- on" now. If you do this, it will be played.
So from tomorrow, the director of the record company will say, "I'm sorry, but I'll go with this."
Because if it's "push-on", you don't have time to think about it.
After all, it's "push-on" because the dial is modified.
This feeling is common "push-on"
Yes, that's right.
Along with the theme of "push-on",
please make a melody that will get everyone's sympathy.
Yes!
Let me introduce you to our guest.
It's Tomidokoro! Please come in!
He's here!
It didn't work out in the finals.
That's right, it didn't work out.
If it didn't work out, it didn't work out.
What are you talking about?
You should make a song.
I came here with that intention.
I'm begging you.
You came here to make us laugh.
Isn't it time for you to go home?
Go home and go home.
Well, I'll sing live.
Thank you in advance.
Thank you in advance for letting me sing live.
Thank you in advance for letting me rest.
Is this for dogs to bite?
It's not for dogs to bite.
It's for bones.
It's a design.
It's not for biting.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Then, I'll tell you the theme.
Today's theme is this.
No, it's not.
What is "one meal"?
One meal?
What is "one meal" with girls?
It's different for me.
Isn't it refreshing for you?
How do you feel about it?
I got fooled again.
You get fooled every week.
How was it this time?
This time...
It might have been a little difficult.
It's difficult.
It's not common.
Who is it?
Make it your own.
Who is it?
I don't know.
Do you want to make it your own?
Do you want it your own?
That's what you think, right?
Avocado flavor is important for senryu.
I'll give you my autograph.
So fast!
I was looking at you from the scenery.
It was made by...
Ishihara-san!
The basic of climbing a mountain is to follow the footsteps of people in front of you.
How about your back?
Well, well, well...
Animals also think about where they are.
What are you talking about?
What about your back?
The way you walk in the mountains is good.
What are you talking about?
Hey, hey!
I don't know what you are talking about!
He says he is not into it.
He is looking at you.
Let's go to the next one!
What are you talking about? Go ahead!
It's live broadcast, let's go!
Let's go!
The more you do, the more you don't go!
Why do I care about the guest's time?!
Let's go!
Can I say it? Can I say it?
If it's him, I'd like to do something like that.
Not from the front, but from behind.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Are you betting on Sonan and Sonan?
No, I'm not betting on them.
You're so mad.
You're too mad!
I was betting on you!
One more person!
Come on!
I'm not asking you, Yanabiko.
I'm making this "yahoo" for you!
Anyway, I'm happy and I want to scream.
That's right.
There was only "yahoo" and "yanabiko" when you said "yahoo", but that's where your happy feelings came from.
That's right. I felt happy.
That's a difficult answer!
It's because of you and me that we have to go all at once.
It's because of me?! I wanted it to end earlier!
Here I go!
I love you, Kodama Yama ni mo hoho someru
That's a good answer!
There are some parts I want you to write in kanji.
Te wo hikare, watashi to yama wo somete yuku
What? What?
What is this?
What's wrong with you?!
It's a little plain.
Kanashinai hito ni daijoubu
Te hikarete, kao makkai naru
no to doujini, yama mo kouyou de akaku natte yuku
Nobody wrote "akito"!
"Akito" is not written in this case!
"Sanchou" and "ippoippo" are "koitabiji".
Well, it's fine.
"Koizanbyou" or "koizanbyou"?
"Koizanbyou" is not fine!
What's wrong with you?!
"Kimochi warui" is "kimochi warui"
"Koizanbyou" is "khoizanbyou"
tsurakunai, egao de nomeru eberezuto
What?!
etsudemo, egoo ni nacchau gurai
It's you fault!
It's your fault!
Your fault!
A person could run away!