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This is Monday's Misunderstandings Talk Festival's Smarties!
Do you have your own misunderstandings or misunderstandings that you can't share with others?
Misunderstandings...well...it's my manager's misunderstanding.
He often makes misunderstandings.
What is the shocking thing that Smarties' manager bought by mistake?
On the Shinkansen, just before departure, Nakai-kun asked his manager for a magazine.
"Yes!" he said.
"Can you buy me a magazine?" "Yes!" he said.
He went out and didn't come back.
But he left.
He finally came back.
"Sorry for being late!" he said and bought a plastic bag with pear in it.
It's not pear!
It's not pear, is it?
It's not pear.
That's how desperately you were looking for it, right?
No, it's hard to find pear.
It's pear!
There's a young manager down there and an older manager up there.
They call me every day and say, "Let's play sports."
And you know, it'd be nice if there wasn't a sports day.
The manager down there said, "Hey, go buy me a sports day."
You know what I bought, right?
I bought a sponge.
Do you want me to sponge you up and eat you up now?
That's true.
Once again, the manager was in a car with several members.
We arrived at Tokyo Station Shinkansen.
It was a different manager.
When we tried to get out of the car, a crowd of fans came.
The car couldn't move anymore.
But it was bad, so we had to do something about it.
But the manager panicked.
When he finally understood, he opened the window and said,
Go back to the car! Don't go out on the sidewalk!
At that moment, the fans in front of the car said...
It's the opposite of what you say in your mouth.
Akimoto family is a misunderstanding that came from my family.
It seems like Akimoto family has a habit of misunderstanding each other in their family.
Since I was little, there was a bowl about this size.
I didn't have a bowl like that in my family.
I used to eat a bowl of katsudon every day.
A big one?
I thought it was a bowl.
A bowl of katsudon is about 2 or 3 times bigger than a bowl of katsudon.
I used to eat about 2 bowls of katsudon. I used to eat about 6 bowls of katsudon.
Wow!
Is it like that in your family?
Yes, it is like that in my family. I didn't have a bowl.
You thought it was a bowl?
Yes, I did.
I thought it was a small bowl.
Is it for drinking?
It looks like a rice bowl.
I wondered why it was so small.
I thought you were fat.
Yes, I was fat.
I weigh about 15kg now.
Do you use a bowl now?
Yes, I do.
You used it a lot.
I was surprised and shocked when I went to my friend's house.
I thought you were poor.
I only had salad and vegetables.
I only had potato salad.
Did you have leaves or cucumbers?
I never had leaves.
You only had carbohydrates.
You didn't eat leaves?
I said "I won't eat it anymore."
You didn't eat leaves?
How did you lose weight?
Let me see...
You joined AKB and...
I wanted to eat vegetables.
So you were big before joining AKB?
I was like Gundam.
Gundam doesn't look like you're fat.
I couldn't even drink water.
I drank about 3 liters of milk a day.
Why couldn't you drink water?
Because it didn't taste like water.
Kina said she couldn't drink water.
But elementary school students don't drink water.
Do you drink water in elementary school?
In elementary school?
Everyone would stick their mouths together and drink water.
Like this...
And like this...
Hey! Stop it!
My mother...
She made a lot of mistakes.
What was her biggest mistake?
Even in emails...
You're working hard. You're great.
You're working hard. You're erotic.
Erotic?
I call her "shogo".
Shogo, get some ginger.
My wife sent me an email.
Akane, come over to my house.
Okane, come over to my house.
Until recently, there was a girl named Senka who was extremely popular.
When she was being pampered, my mom said,
""Aah, Sento-kun!""
There are a lot of kids at home, you know, because they are still little.
You know, there are shoes called "crocs", right?
I've been wearing crocs all the time.
Because of his kid's cute misunderstanding, Ryo-san's dad's face turned white.
Well, because they got smaller, I bought a bigger one and said, "I'm going to wear crocs."
Well, shoes get dirty and stuff like that, so I always ask, "Which one are you going to wear?"
Crocs, please.
I said, "I've been wearing crocs all the time, so when are you going to let me wear those yellow shoes?"
I was like, "What are you talking about?"
I've been wearing both crocs, so I said, "Black shoes."
I've been getting it wrong all the time.
It's true, crocs were black for me.
So I bought a new pair of yellow shoes.
When are you going to let me wear yellow shoes?
- Cute! - Cute!
I see!
But there's a possibility that Ryo-san is biting him.
It happens, doesn't it?
Crocs, crocs, crocs, crocs!
He's saying "crocs," right?
But it's like, "Ah, I see!"
There are a lot of childish mistakes.
Like, "katsun katsuzetsu."
Hei, sonkan ka?
I say it like that, but "sonan ka?" and "sonkan ka?"
I still don't know...
- I'm worried you might be saying it wrong. - I am!
- You're saying "sonkan ka?" - I'm saying "sonkan ka?"
Why won't you stop me?
I've stopped you before.
- Why now? - I can't stop you.
Speaking of shoes...
I have to wear shoes to go out, but I'm wearing slippers.
Welcome, welcome.
You've never said that before.
If I said this every day,
people would say it a lot.
- Even if you say it? - Even when we're not filming,
it's really...
Stop it! Don't say it like that! Don't say it like that!
Goro-chan told me about it.
During the concert tour, we were in Nagoya.
After the concert, we all went back to our hotel.
Goro-chan left early.
I thought he had left, so I said goodbye and left first.
He came back.
While coming back, he looked for me and said, "Shingo, you really did it."
He said it once, so...
I thought he'd say it, but he said it himself.
- He said it himself, so don't say it. - That's right.
But he said it again, so...
- I know, I know. - It's like he's watching a video.
I think he's watching it now.
- I can't forget my bag! - You can't forget your crotch?
My crotch bag!
I brought it to my crotch and put it here.
- That's right. - Okay, good work!
- That was really fast. - Yeah.
He's super angry, this guy.
I saw it again.
I don't really misunderstand, but my junior is driving now.
To his junior's shocking misunderstanding, Mr. Atsuhi seems to be in a good mood.
Since the driver is in the front, if you don't make a louder voice than usual, you can't get to the back of the car.
That's why his voice is so small, and he talks in a muffled voice.
I always say, "What? What?"
Can you make your voice louder?
But even after a month, it doesn't get better.
Making my voice louder.
So I said, "Write it down!"
I said, "Make your voice louder! Write it down and put it up!"
Then when I saw it, I said, "Your voice will get louder, won't it?"
Then I said, "Okay, I'm counting on you from tomorrow."
- In the car? - I said, "Put it up in the car."
I went home and when I met him again the next day,
he said, "Come here where I'm sitting!"
This is my 16th year as a gay, but what is this?!
I asked "what is it?" and he said "it's annoying because your voice is so small"
Good morning!
Some people's voice is really small
Your voice is so small
In the end I posted it
I posted it on the navigation app and it was really small
I didn't say "make your voice bigger" but it was really small
I didn't say "make your letters bigger"
make your letters bigger
It can't be helped if you make a mistake
The other day I bought a guitar stand on the internet
Then I received a microphone
A normal singing microphone
I was wondering what it was and I sent a message saying "this is wrong"
Then I received a reply from the other side
I'm really sorry about this
You should never do something like this again
I said things like that
But in the end I used emojis from dogeza
You're kidding me, right?
Of course not!
I think I need to be careful of misunderstandings.
I went golfing.
I went golfing and it got late.
And on that day there was a wedding ceremony.
I was wearing a taxi and they gave me food.
Oh, I have a wedding ceremony today.
I took the train alone from the golf course and went home.
A friend's wedding heroine made a mistake.
At that time, Mr. Yoshizumi...
I went straight to the hotel.
And when I looked inside, there was a taxi drive.
But there wasn't a shirt in it.
Wow, there's no shirt in it.
Is this place okay?
There's always a cashier's show.
There's always a cashier's show corner.
So I got a call from the hotel's waiter.
He gave me a golf course at the cashier's show.
Oh, I'm finally wearing a taxi drive.
Oh, well, it's a little late.
I said, "Well, I don't like it."
Is it the fourth floor?
I said, "No, I don't like it."
I don't like heroines.
I got a taxi and went out at six o'clock.
"Huh?" It's different.
The name of a different house came up.
"Huh?" I said, "It was the day before."
Huh?
"Was it over?" "It was over."
You didn't contact me about it, did you?
Because I thought it was that day.
So we all talked about it.
Anyway, Yoshizumi won't come.
He stayed, so I'm sure he didn't read it properly.
Was it the day before?
No, it wasn't.
That story... I'm misunderstanding it now.
It's a topic to be depressed about.
"Was it the day before?" "Yes, it was."
You said it was a day late.
Don't say it because it's frustrating.
I'm sorry I couldn't contact you.
But you said it was a day late.
So you have to look at the date properly.
As a weather forecaster, you have to look at the date and time properly, don't you?
I have to risk my life, right?
You have to risk your life!
Oh, this is from yesterday.
I'd like you to change the name of "Hello, Warning."
Hello?
Does that mean it's too cheerful?
When I was a kid, I was like, "It's "Warning," but why does it sound like "Hello"?"
I think a lot of people misunderstand that.
That's what the writer Sato Ayako said.
Right after the war, as a kid, "Hello, Warning" was something the U.S. military would call out.
They thought they had to be careful.
If "Hello, Warning" came out in front of everyone in Tokyo, they'd be like, "Oh, today is a warning day."
Surprisingly, there are a lot of people like that.
What is the name of the AKB48 that SMAP Tsuyoshi misunderstood?
While I was talking with Kusanagi, we were talking about AKB.
Then Kusanagi said, "AKIBA AKB is..."
I said, "No, it's not."
What?
No, it's not. It's close, but it's not.
AKIBA AKB, right?
No, it's not.
What was it again?
AKIMOTO AKB?
When you said "AKIMOTO AKB?" I said, "Hmm, that's true," but...
It can't be that you wrongly thought it up.
AKB was already in Akihabara at that point.
Well, we know AKB now, and AKIBA...
But doesn't it feel like AKB48?
AKIBA AKB?
At first it was Akihabara 48.
- Oh, I see! - That's right.
- That's right, back in the day. - It was Akihabara 48...
and then the official name changed.
- I didn't know. - Now it's OJS48.
- OJS48. - Ojiisan 48.
Ojiisan 48. It was the same last time, but...
- Former police chief and his family. - Police chief and his family.
- Ojisan 48. - Ojiisan 48.
- Ojiisan's family.
- What do you do, Ojiisan 48? - You dance?
- Ojiisan sings? - Ojiisan sings?
- You sing? - And you're Akihabara's producer.
- What?! - What?!
- How old are you? - We're all retired police officers.
- What kind of songs do you sing?
- Um... "Deep Breath"! - "Deep Breath"?
- "I have no regrets"... - That's a slow song.
- It really hits you in the heart. - Yeah.
- You know, when old men get together and look back at the past. - There were a lot of things in life, but...
- You don't get together with them? - No, we don't.
- We don't get much information about Ojiisan 48. - Ojiisan 48.
- Even Ms. Obieson was a police officer. - But are there really 48 people now?
- No, there aren't. - No, there aren't.
- According to the number of people, there were 48 people at first. - There were 48 people at most and then 48 people.
- There were rules like that. - There are more now than before.
- There are a lot of people, right? Hundreds of people. - There are quite a few.
- Hundreds of people?! - It's amazing. - If you add up all of them...
- I want to get on the 48 boom, too. - Huh?
- I want to join the 48 in the middle of the night. - Depa 48.
- 48 people. - But Mr. Sanma is the leader. - Ah, Mr. Sanma is there.
- Mr. Sanma is there and Mr. Hisamatsu is there, too. - I know. - And Mr. Yanagisawa and Mr. Shingo are there, too.
- Ah, it's pretty hot in Depa 48. - It's hot.
- It's strong. - It's loud. - It's loud. - It's loud. - It's loud.