AISubs v3.7
Did you have fun today?
Yes, we did.
Thank you very much for coming.
The winner of this competition will have a chance to dance for real at next month's opening.
Judges, please don't choose weird dancers.
We didn't choose them.
Please don't choose weird dancers.
Of course we won't.
We like your eyes so we want you to dance for us every time.
Thank you very much.
I'd like to introduce a group of dancers.
Pay attention to the movement of their breaths.
It's a live-up.
These are three Japanese Academy of Dance.
Any questions for the judges, Akimoto?
There's only one woman, but do you have any advice for her?
Well, if it's just one woman, you know, like a designer or something.
Mixed with men, right?
Yes, yes.
No, I don't want to lose.
You're losing too much.
I see.
It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.
It doesn't matter.
That feeling is important.
Sounds like a judge.
Hitori-sensei.
Thank you.
Hitori-sensei.
Is it okay?
No, it's nothing.
Is it okay for me to ask you, Hitori-sensei?
Hitori-sensei.
It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.
That's a woman's part.
Hitori-sensei.
Yes.
To be honest, it's hot in here.
Is there something wrong?
Why?
Even though summer is over, don't make it so hot in here, you idiot.
You don't usually do that, do you, Sensei?
It's like a men's show.
Since it's the first group, they are the temporary champions.
Now, I'd like to continue.
Pay attention to the dancing that makes you smile.
It's Hunter!
You can dance like this at 7 years old!
Wow!
Will you be able to come next week?
Can you not come because of school?
What? Oh, you can't come because of school?
What about next week?
I don't know if there's school.
You don't know if there's school?
There is!
Is there school?
Oh, there is school!
You can't come!
I can't come, but it was a wonderful dance!
But I can't come! I can't come even if I chose!
What do you mean you can't come?
If you choose, you can't come!
What are you going to do about it?
Well, if you say it's okay for me to do it, I'll do it.
No, no, it's not okay.
It's a mistake, so I'm sorry about that.
A mistake? What did you give me?
I'm sorry. It's a mistake.
I didn't know there was a school on Monday.
No, no, there is a school.
There is a school.
Recently, there are a lot of days off. Isn't it a day off?
Hmm...
That's right.
But dancing is fun.
But... but...
It's impossible.
But you can't choose.
I can choose, but I won't say I can't choose.
You can't choose.
You can't, right?
If I choose, I can't come.
What is it?
I can choose, but I can't come.
No, no, you can't.
No, you can't.
The challenger who fails to be the temporary champion...
Huh?
Oh, you're going to say "thank you"?
Oh, thank you.
What is it?
Let me choose!
Huh?
Can't you choose?
If I choose...
Huh?
Can't you choose?
Everyone, please think about it.
You can't choose!
You can choose!
You can choose, but you won't come next week!
What is it?
Does that mean there will be no people at the opening of next week?
That's bad, right?
Now, then...
The champion or the challenger, please give your judgment!
Sorry, we have adult circumstances.
Adult circumstances?
But come again when you're older.
I won't be able to come again.
Come again.
On your day off.
Then, shall we leave now?
The temporary champion is...
3,000 yen.
Pay attention to the breakdance that pursues beauty.
It's "Astix Side".
By the way, next week is "Koremasu".
It's like "Koremasu koreru".
That's important.
Tamuri-san, do you have anything you want to ask?
Wow, how long have you been dancing?
My dancing history...
Everyone is different, but I've been dancing for about 8 to 10 years.
So you're a veteran!
Veteran? I've been dancing since I was 5.
You've been dancing since you were 5?!
It's famous.
You don't show that reaction at all!
You're hiding it.
Dio-san, everyone has a flexible body, right?
If you don't have a flexible body, you can't dance?
I can't.
It's really flexible, right?
I'm the only one who's stiff.
Stiff?
But you can't tell at all when you dance.
You look flexible.
Is there only one woman?
No, no.
A woman...
Why did you decide to join this male group?
Um... I don't want to lose.
You don't want to lose?!
I don't want to lose!
You like Akimoto, right?
Yes.
You don't want to lose, so you decided to join.
What's with you?
Now, then...
Is everyone a temporary champion or a challenger?!
Please vote!
You will be a temporary champion! Thank you very much!
Don't relax too much!
Why?
Even if you're in the middle of it, you're just drawing oil!
Because you're a hard person!
Hard! Hard!
Just a little hard!
At first glance it looks amazing, but it's not!
Now, next...
Today is the last one!
Pay attention to the voice and movement with enthusiasm!
Voice?
It's Yakudo Jingi!
He came last week too, Yakudo Jingi-san.
To get revenge.
Revenge?
To get revenge.
Nice to meet you!
So we've gathered here today.
There's more people now, right?
He's a full member now.
Yes!
Who wasn't there last week?
Who wasn't there?
Since he wasn't there, we couldn't do a proper performance last week.
I see.
Why is he a full member?
Shingo-kun.
Umm...
This is a problem.
He's a full member now.
Yakudo Jingi.
No, you're wrong.
Thank you!
Namiri-chan!
His voice is getting louder!
Yoshinori-san, what do you think?
Umm...
It's different when there's one more person.
How is it?
The feeling of dancing?
My feelings are different!
Isn't your voice flying?
It's different from yesterday's event.
Oh, there was an event yesterday.
He kept saying "soure, soure, soure", but...
Umm... I can only say that.
This is dancing, right?
But...
If you don't choose now, you'll lose again.
You'll lose again!
Now...
Judges, which one was better?
The temporary champion or the challenger?
Please vote!
Which one?
Champion! Champion! Champion!
Champion!
This feeling is common, I'll take you on!
I'd like you to become more committed to the theme and make a name for yourselves in the church.
Now, let me introduce you to our guest.
Do we have a guest?
A guest?
Do we have one?
It's Jun Komori!
You're late!
Cute!
You're not late!
You're late!
Nice to meet you!
And now, I'll do it in a different way.
In a different way?
Hiking walking!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Yasumi Rie-sensei and I'll be judging you.
The clothes you're wearing now have already been judged.
I'd like to announce them now.
Let me announce today's theme.
The theme is...
Physical Education Accounting Activity Rights.
That's not it at all!
You surprised me!
What did you write?
Physical Education Accounting Activity Rights.
That's so difficult!
What do you think of it as a whole?
This time...
The lowest place is worse.
Everyone is below 7th place.
That's not good!
I'm confident!
But the higher place has the excitement of the Physical Education Accounting Activity Rights.
So please look forward to it.
1st and 3rd place are pretty good.
I think it's done well.
I see.
If you're not in 3rd place, please drink that.
I pulled it over there.
Sorry about that.
I pulled it over there.
Holding hands.
Sweating a lot.
Okra rice.
The one who made it is...
Matta-san!
This is...
American gym...
What?
What do you think about it, Sensei?
Yes, when it comes to gym, it's about folk dance.
It's a time for men and women to do it together.
That's why I thought of it.
When your hands and sweat mix...
That's right. When your hands and sweat mix, you get excited.
Let's do it again!
It's better than that, right?
Second announcement!
Even though it's Billy, he won first place!
It was made by...
Komari-san!
That's too good, isn't it?
It's "tsu" (painful)
Where is "tsu" (painful)?
That's why I often get second place
How amazing is "tsu" (painful)
This time, he is a prominent person, but unfortunately, it's "biri" (dangerous)
But, with love in his eyes, "biri" (dangerous)
He didn't take the task
Rule violation
Mana violation
It's a criminal violation
It's not "tsu" (painful)
I don't know what you're talking about
One more person!
Thank you!
Yes!
Komari-san, you don't mind, do you?
Here we go!
Announcement of first place!
Come on!
The fangs also look like white horse, prince!
Good job!
But when you took it off, you started laughing from the beginning!
No, no, no!
What's going on?
That rough fangs also look like white horse, darling!
That's how you wrote it.
The teacher chose you, didn't she?
You'll accept it, won't you?
When and where should I go?
You should be on a ship rather than a plane.
It's not a plane, is it?
I'm on a ship and I look like a plane.
It's normal, isn't it?
I'm on a ship and I look like a plane.
Whatever I'm on, my teeth are sticking out.
My teeth are sticking out because I'm on a ship.
You don't look like a plane.
I'm not on a ship right now.
I'm always on a plane.
I'm on a ship and I look like a plane.
I'm the guy who girls want to hook up with.
Why?
Because you're my boyfriend.
You're my boyfriend and you're making a fuss about it now.
Why do you want to hook up with me?
Because you're not my boyfriend.
Why do you want to hook up with me?
I'm not the one who's hooking up with you.
That's funny.
That's not cool at all.
It's serious.
You're slow. That's what girls like about you.
That's why I'm going to show you just how terrible I am.
This is terrible, you troupe.
I'm only going to get worse from now on.
It's getting worse and worse.
Huh?
Christmas home-made bento.
What is this?
This is terrible!
It doesn't matter if you're not in the first year of college.
Next!
I had the most confidence in this.
I want you to look at me, but don't look at me.
What does it mean?
Other girls look at their boyfriends.
I want you to look at me, but don't look at me.
You know what it means, right?
You don't have to say it.
You don't have to explain it.
You don't have to talk about it.
You don't have to explain it.
Next!
This is terrible!
I want you to lick me.
It's not me. Look at Rika next to you.
When I was looking at him, I thought, "Huh? Who's looking at me?"
Now, we'll show you the three works brought in by the artists who will appear on stage.
Everyone will have to guess which work each episode will refer to.
Hiking Walking and Komori Jun will also continue to participate.
Now, let's get started.
A mistake is a work's denial.
It means you're denying the work.
I'm sorry.
Everyone will have to guess.
Everyone will have to know.
If you don't know, you're denying the work.
I have no intention of denying it.
Please don't be rude.
Let me introduce today's artist.
It's this person!
John-san, 35 years old. After graduating college and working as an office worker for 2 and a half years, he started his career as a street calligrapher.
He's an exhibitionist.
Wow!
He's good at drawing!
And this is "Caten's Castle".
Ah, I've seen it!
This is his work, right?
I've just seen it.
How much do you draw this?
I just happened to measure the time.
But 100 or 200 sheets...
100 or 200 sheets?!
What?!
Do you make the final decision by yourself?
Yes, I do.
You draw 100 or 200 sheets and decide which one you want to use.
By yourself...
You're good at measuring time and space, but you're not good at measuring people?
No, I'm not like that.
Do you sometimes just use one sheet?
Yes, I do.
Do you sometimes just use one sheet?
Why are you asking me the same question?!
Don't ask me the same question twice!
Be polite!
Do you understand?
Let's look at the third step.
The third step is this!
It's hard to reach your ideal.
You spend a month to draw one work.
You repeat it many times and spend a day to draw one work.
You wake up and draw it in one minute.
There's such a thing?!
You wake up and draw it in one minute.
There's such a thing?!
That's right.
Today, you'll have to guess which work took you the longest, one month, to draw.
The first work is this!
So cool!
What does it say?
War
It's a battle.
War
It's a sword!
This book is...
War
The second one is this!
This is...
Wave
35 years old.
Similar age range.
And next...
This one!
What does it say?
Light
These three books include...
Among these, please choose one that took you a month to write.
So one that took you a month is your favorite?
No, it's not like that.
All of them are your favorites?
Yes.
All of them are my favorites.
Why did you decide to write "One Minute After Waking Up" after one minute?
There was a time when I was really troubled and I wrote "9.11".
There was a time when I was really troubled and I woke up at night because I wanted to pee.
I happened to have some ink and brush left over from writing different poems.
I wanted to write one and go to sleep, so I wrote "One Minute After Waking Up".
So there's a possibility that you're peeing in that poem?
Yes, there is.
It's not a poem, right?
It's not.
I don't like that kind of poem.
Please don't say "it's there" in weird places.
I'm sorry.
You're a kind team.
First of all, please choose your team.
One month.
By the way, No. 2 doesn't use a brush.
What's that?
When I was stuck with small expressions with a brush...
Oh, I like hamon. I'm a hamon maniac.
For now, if there's water in a hamon, I'll drop a stone. I don't like that kind of thing.
I was trying to express a hamon somehow, but I couldn't do it with a brush.
I was dropping things from above, and I was able to do it.
Will this be a hint?
It took a month to prepare for this, Tamo-san.
Looking at it now, I thought it was No. 2.
I thought it was No. 2, but...
*gibberish*
- I thought it was No. 2, but... - I thought it was No. 2, but...
But I'm No. 2 too.
- Is that okay? - We're happy you're upset.
Moving on... Azusa's team!
The countermeasure that took a month is...
- Me! - Me!
Number one...
No, number one took a month.
For me, number three woke me up and wrote "wow"!
- Number one. - Number one.
Number one.
Moving on... Ryo's team!
- Komori. - Yes.
Go ahead.
Huh? Huh? Which one is it?
Oh, it's either one or two. I don't have an opinion.
- I don't think it's two or three. - Number three.
- It's neither three or four. - It's so complicated.
- It's complicated... - Huh?
- It's too complicated... - Tell me about it.
- No, no, no. - Tell me about it.
- My apologies, ma'am. - No, it's not like that.
- I'm sorry, ma'am. It's not like that. - It's not like that.
- It's either one or two. - Either one or three.
- We suffered the most in the second half of the first minute. - We lost in the second half of the first minute.
For questions like "kamon," it's hard. You have to do it right.
- You have to write it like you're enjoying it. - If it's in between, it's just one or two.
- You'll get scolded. - That's right.
I guess it's number one.
If it's number three, even I could write it.
Sensei! Sensei!
- Sensei! Sensei! - Think of it as difficult!
- Think of it as difficult!
- There's no way you can write it! - No, I think I can do it if I try my best.
- Try your best! - Number three! Number three is...
- Sensei, do you think it's light? - Yes!
I'm sorry.
- A little... - Yes, sorry. Good night.
- Good night, team. - Good night, team.
- This is number one, isn't it? - No, it's actually number three.
You can write as many as you want and when you run out of strength, you can write something good.
- Number three. - Isn't that pretty easy?
- Yes, it is. - But I think you can do it.
- It's messed up. - It's messed up.
Now, I'll announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
"One Month".
I said it! Everyone said it the most! "It's rough, it's rough!"
Even I can draw it! Even I can draw it!
What was the episode about?
"One Month"?
It's my most ideal image.
I want to become a human like this.
The light is shining brightly all over the world, but it's not annoying.
I drew it, but I wasn't particular about it.
It's my ideal image, so I didn't want to draw it easily.
"One Month"?
It only looks like rice.
It's fine, right?
How many sheets did you draw in "One Month"?
I think it's quite a lot. Hundreds of sheets.
A hundred or two hundred sheets won't be enough.
Team Yoshimi's victory!
"Ultimate Funny Martial Arts" "Omobaka" tomorrow night at 8:50 pm on Fuji TV.