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OCHIDUKADZU!
Thank you for watching and see you next week!
What a beautiful outing.
How do you feel about singing in the opening?
I was nervous, but it's an honor to be 29 years old.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Well, I think it's okay to laugh from now on.
29 years old!
29 years old, right?
Yes, I was still in high school.
Why?!
You're a kid!
No, I was a teacher.
There are only people who weren't born yet!
I was a teacher when I was a kid.
A kid!
Tomashi, you're up first.
Ah, I'm up first.
Shin Remy is up first.
With AKB48.
Not "forty-out".
I'm up first.
I'm Akimoto Aikawa.
Yay!
How old are you now?
I'm 22 years old.
You've grown up.
I've grown up.
You're 7 years older.
You grew up with your dad.
Well, let's get started!
It's the opening of Eat More Broadway!
This is the audition for opening dancers.
The dancers who became champions today will be dancing in the opening on next Monday.
Newcomers, please don't choose weird dancers.
Don't dance on your own.
There's a weird dancer.
Don't dance on your own.
Now, I'd like to introduce them.
Pay attention to their amazing physical ability.
It's B-boy Snack!
Did you see the muscles around here?
I saw it.
It's amazing.
I was nervous.
You must be tired.
Is it because of the tension? I'm more tired than usual.
If you were nervous, you wouldn't look like that.
You don't turn around as much as usual.
That's right.
Mr. Futari, what do you think?
Did you choose this song yourself?
That's right.
Why?
Can't someone decide for you?
That's not it.
You didn't choose this song.
You were chosen for this song.
Congratulations!
What do you want to say?
Akimoto, do you have anything you want to say?
How long did you practice?
One day, two or three hours.
How long have you been dancing?
About eight years.
How long does it take you to dance?
About a year.
It takes you a year to dance?
About half a year.
Which one?
Half a year is too early.
Since you are in the first group, you are the temporary champions.
Let's move on.
Pay attention to loud voices and enthusiasm.
It's a dynamic performance.
Sego-kun, what do you think of it?
The atmosphere is great, so I'd like to ask one teacher.
Did you think that the altar is small and has a lot of movement?
It's ridiculous!
But I'll say this. The altar isn't small. You guys are too small in Japan.
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Sego-san, what do you think of it?
It feels like an izakaya has opened.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Can we have some beer?
One beer!
Thank you!
The leader is 46 years old.
Leader!
I can't see you!
And the others, are you all 31 years old?
We are 31 years old!
We are 32 years old!
But we are of the same age.
Ah, you are younger.
You are younger.
I'm sorry!
Then we are not older than you.
You've never been to an izakaya before, have you?
I've done it before.
That's why you're reacting like that.
Manager!
Calm down!
Don't do it!
Okay, let's move on to the judgement.
Are you a detective or...
Champion! Champion! Champion!
Champion!
It looked like you were going to win.
That's right, I was going for it.
You were going for it too much.
I was surprised.
You didn't want to get hit hard, right?
You wanted to have more fun, right?
It was fun.
Now, for today's class.
A move that only twins can do.
Pay attention!
It's a spin crew!
You can spin in that song!
I remember!
I've been practicing for 8 years.
You're lying!
8 years ago, Akimo-san didn't make that song.
You look like a fighter!
What do you do?
A lot of things.
What did you do?
I did sumo.
Sumo?
Which one? Both of you?
I'm 8th in the country.
Can you do it now?
If I do it now...
I can't do it.
If you do it now...
I can't do it!
Why did you become a dancer?
I was shocked by a lot of things.
That's what I want to know!
Why were you shocked?
My team leader is in my hometown.
We fell in love with his dance.
Since you started doing sumo?
I don't know.
There must be a reason.
But you were invited.
That's right.
I wasn't invited.
I went to see an event.
There's no reason!
You're stupid!
Judges, which one?
Which one?
This is difficult.
I'll do it.
Akimo-san, how was it?
I'm happy that you used AKB's song.
By the way, who...
In AKB?
Yes.
There's only one left.
Who?
Akimo-san.
Really?
Both of you?
Both of you.
We're different.
We have different social class.
We're lazy.
Judges, please.
Are you the temporary champion or are you the challenger?
Judges, please!
Champion, champion, challenger, champion.
Huh?
It's split up!
If it's split up...
Tamotsu-san is the champion.
Champion wins!
Tamotsu-san wins!
I won! I won!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
"This Ordinary Feeling", "Narikiri Sengryu"
Please create a senryu based on this theme and tell us how you feel about it.
Yes!
Thank you for having me. Let me introduce you to our guest, TKO!
So cute!
Is this your first time here?
Yes, it's my second time here.
It's your second time?
Yes, thank you for having me last time.
How about you, Sento?
No, it's my first time.
It's my first time.
There are a lot of things going on here.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you!
I'm your judge, Asumi Rie. Thank you for having me.
Let me tell you about our theme.
It's this!
Rotation... Rotation?
Is it a transfer student?
It's not a transfer student.
It's a transfer student.
I'm sorry.
You said "transfer student" without asking.
How was it overall?
Overall, I think it was very good.
I felt the excitement of love at the top.
And today's reunion...
In a good way, I think it was full of ideas and it was funny.
It was better than I expected.
It was a reunion.
It was probably a reunion.
It was a reunion.
She praised me.
I'm Jizeri Caesar with my name on it.
If you weren't chosen as one of the best three, you can drink this.
It's sweet and sour juice with wheat.
It's just sweet and sour.
Let me announce the third place.
Write down the name of the blackboard immediately.
The name is...
When I introduced myself, I wrote my name on the blackboard.
As soon as I saw it, I wrote my name in my notebook.
You know what I mean, right?
It's not like, "Oh!"
It's not like that.
Mr. Atsushi, you made it in a simple way, didn't you?
Yes, I tried to make it simple.
On the contrary, it didn't go well with me.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's too much.
Isn't it a little creepy?
Isn't it a little scary?
It's not creepy for a girl to write a boy's name on a blackboard.
Right? She writes it down.
She writes it down in her notebook.
It's too heavy.
I don't know.
What? You don't write it down?
Do you memorize it?
I already like it.
Oh, I see.
In an instant.
Are you girls?
Yes, we are girls.
Oh, is that so?
It's not that cold, is it?
It's not cold at all, is it?
No, it's not.
But you're girls.
You're girls.
No, it's a thank you speech.
It's just right.
Yes.
Is it okay?
I'm confident.
Transfer students, first day of school, first day of love.
We made...
It's good to have something new.
Yes, it has an impact.
It's true.
It was my first time, so I was a little nervous.
But on the first day that the transfer student posts, my love also starts on the first day.
Because I'm a woman.
You're a woman, aren't you?
It's better than the first one.
I'm happy!
For the first one, it's not good at all.
No, it's not!
It's not good at all.
I'm glad!
Between second and third, it's about two kilograms.
It's not that much!
It's not bad, but...
I'm happy!
It's a bit of a burden.
It's not like I want to throw up.
It's not like I'm having a hard time.
It's not like I'm laughing.
It's definitely not like that.
You don't want to throw up that much, do you?
I don't want to throw up.
I want to get used to you all.
Akimoto, come over here.
Thank you very much!
Is there one more person?
One more person.
Anyone confident?
Yes!
Huh? No one?
Then I'll give you one.
T.K., are you confident?
Yes, I am!
Then I'll announce the winner!
Here it is!
It's ringing!
Is it the chimes' strong gong?
Huh?
I'm so happy.
I think you're good at it.
The feeling of the beginning of the new semester and the atmosphere of school with chimes and love's gong.
It seems like there will be a lot of things in the future.
There are a lot of elements in it.
Is there a first place that you haven't sympathized with so much yet?
Will there be such a timely chimes?
What happened to the cute people you mentioned earlier?
Cute people?
Why?
It's not a martial art, but I think love is such a passionate thing.
I gave you an example of gong.
That?
It's Ichiya's dog.
But I guess customers go to Wakimotsu Onsen.
It's the same age.
Is it true?
It's Ichiya's dog.
I'm glad you like it.
Thank you for your time.
First place!
I want to talk, but I'm looking for a rival and walking around.
That's right.
It can't be helped.
Looking for a rival while looking at the situation, you have to be the first one to go.
I understand your feelings.
That's right.
That's good.
You wanted it, right?
Next! Fifth place!
This is no good!
It's been a while since I sat down.
Fifth place!
This is the voice of the world, Sensei!
Is this a joke?
No, no, no. It's not.
She's been absorbed in her voice and hasn't studied for a while.
This is no good.
She's cute even when a high school girl says "this is no good."
Stop it!
No, it's not like that. I'm not saying "this is no good."
Sixth place!
The first time I met her in 14th grade.
How can you say "14th grade" like that?
I don't like it!
I made up my mind. I'm going to drop out of school.
What's that?
I'm not going to sing only for high school students.
I'm going to do it for skateboarders.
I'm going to make skateboarders drop out of school, too.
I was about to drop out of school.
Stop it.
What's that?
Let's listen to the B-Box.
It's a good B-Box.
Are you kidding me?
Thank you very much.
This is...
This is good!
This is funny, so I made it special!
In a way, it's first place.
You're so lame!
Let's drink it up!
It's a new segment! This is my third stage!
Now, we will show you the three works of artists.
You will see which episode fits which work.
Let's have TKO join us!
Are you confident you can see the work?
Yes!
That's a lot of confidence!
I don't know much about cornered boars, either.
I think you know something.
Are you sure you can see the work?
Yes!
No!
Yes!
No!
Not one!
No!
Now, we will introduce today's artists.
This is Rei Ohara, an animal photographer!
Now, Ohara-san, 49 years old.
Wow, cute!
An animal photographer. After graduating from college, she became an animal photographer because of her encounter with a baby in Naruga Azara City.
I've seen that before.
A white bear.
Really? You've seen it before?
Yeah.
A white bear?
You've seen a white bear?
No, I've seen a white bear.
I've seen that picture before.
It's quite common, isn't it?
She's published many photos and articles.
A white bear is pretty dangerous, isn't it?
Look! A picture of a white bear is published in a textbook!
Wow!
Look! That's why I've seen it before!
That's right!
She was a first-year animal photographer.
She was a first-year animal photographer!
No way!
She was a first-year animal photographer!
No way!
Now, Ohara-san's work will be a quiz.
Now, let's look at today's work in three stages.
The theme is...
Here it is!
Let's go.
A. A miracle in which an exquisite sense of distance is difficult.
B. A dissatisfaction denied by my child.
C. A picture of guts that took me more than eight hours to shoot.
Wow!
Now, let's look at the first work.
No. 1. Here it is!
She's cute.
No reason.
She's smiling a lot.
No reason.
Here it is!
A picture of guts.
Yes, that's right.
What degree below zero is this?
It's about minus 20 degrees.
The body temperature is colder.
Minus 40 degrees or 50 degrees.
Minus 40 degrees!
Because of the wind.
That's right.
A picture of guts taken in that temperature.
Now, let's look at No. 2. Here it is!
Wow!
She's beautiful!
It's unexpected, but this is Nagoya city in Aichi prefecture.
Nagoya! Nagoya!
It's a natural firefly that lives in places other than river, but it lives in Nagoya city.
Nagoya city!
Eh, this much?
Yes.
You didn't add dots later, did you?
No, I didn't.
It's amazing!
It's so beautiful!
Amazing!
Now, the third and last picture is this one!
Manaki!
Manaki, right?
Manaki, this is...
This is in the sea?
No, it's an animal that lives in the sea during summer and comes to river when it gets cold in winter.
It lives in Florida, USA.
Does it come to river?
Yes, it does.
It lives in river.
River is warmer, so it likes warmer places.
Does it dive?
It dives.
Does it dive underwater?
It dives underwater, too.
So, Mr. Mogutteohara also has an atmosphere like Manaki?
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
It's always like that.
Always like that?
What do you mean "always like that", Mr. Ryozo?
It's always like that.
It's not like Manaki.
No, I mean, it's starting to look like the animal you catch.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, that's bad!
That's bad!
What's the last animal you caught?
I caught a lot of Manaki and Azadashi, but they kept getting bigger and bigger.
Oh!
So, I was a little worried.
You shouldn't blame the animal!
I was worried.
It's time for questions!
If you have questions, please come in!
Where is Azadashi?
It's on a snowy beach in Canada.
It's a snowy beach.
I go there by helicopter and take pictures.
What kind of outfit do you wear for your first picture?
Right now, I'm wearing a windbreaker and a windbreaker made of wool.
When do you roll over?
No, not like that.
You don't roll over.
Oh, like this?
It's impossible for you to roll over like that.
Do you know of any children in your school?
In my school, when I was in 6th grade,
I took the name "Manatee" and called it "Manato".
Do you like "Manatee" that much?
I like it.
One of these pictures was denied by your children.
How was it denied?
My father said that the picture was pretty plain.
Plain?
That's not plain.
He said it was plain.
Plain?
How old were you then?
I was in 6th grade.
I'm in 1st grade now.
There's a very close distance between you two.
How close can you get?
The closest distance is this close.
"Manatee" is this close.
"Kikotaro" is a little further away.
"Asarashi" is about this close.
It's that close?
You can't run away?
When you take "Manatee", do you wear a diver's outfit and wait?
That's right.
By yourself?
Yes, by myself.
Is it wrong?
"Asarashi" is over.
Please think about which episode these three pictures fit in.
It's difficult.
As far as we've heard, you have a very close distance between you two.
But you still have "Kikotaro" as one of the "miracles".
It's one of the "miracles", but don't make it one of your complaints.
I see.
If you make one of the "miracles" one of your complaints, it'll be rude.
Let's see your answers.
First, "Tama-san" team.
"Kikotaro" is one of the "miracles".
"Asarashi" is one of the "miracles".
"Hotaru" was decided first, but you have to wait for a long time for this one.
It takes more than eight hours.
Yes.
This is "dot dot", right?
Yes.
If you use a long shutter, it will become a stick, so you have to do it over and over again.
You have to pull it short and short, right?
Pull it short and short.
Unlike "genji hotaru" that pulls it long, "kimi hotaru" is "hotaru" that pulls it short and short, but it becomes "dot dot".
Then it's not "hotaru".
No, no, no.
It's "hotaru".
It's one of "hotaru".
Huh?
Why is "hotaru" one of "hotaru"?
This is...
I don't know at all.
No, no, no.
You know, a child was given the name "manatto", right?
So I thought you were showing a lot of pictures.
That's why I thought it wasn't "manatto".
Hmm...
What do you think?
You were given the name "manatto", but you were told something by a child...
I was told something and I was a little dissatisfied.
Next, Atsu-san's team.
Yes!
Yes.
I thought "azara-shi" wouldn't be able to take a picture with a smile unless it was at a nice timing.
No, you don't look like that.
There was a miracle.
No, you don't smile like that.
You always smile like that.
I think you were dissatisfied, right?
You were told it was a plain picture, so depending on how you look at it...
As you grow up, you'll see that it's a minority thing, but it looks like you spilled mustard, right?
No, it's not like that.
Next, T.K. Opera.
Yes.
Well, it took eight hours for C.
It's the same here.
Oh, it's the same.
It's the same.
Right?
I think this is the only picture you have to wait for.
I think it's coming from over there.
Oh...
If you say it from here, it's fine.
Now, Yoshizumi-san's team.
"Azara-shi" doesn't mean anything.
"Azara-shi" always has that face, doesn't it?
What are you saying?
It's not justice, but if you step on a hole like this, won't you step on a hole?
That's rude.
That's a rude gashapon.
That's rude.
GMs have the correct answer.
Honestly, this is my third stage. Let's see the correct answer.
First, number one, open!
- I see. - Eight hours!
- Nobody's here! - Nobody's here!
- Mr. Yoshizumi was talking nonsense! - No, I wasn't!
- But! - What did you do for more than eight hours?
- Well, it looks like you're laughing, but you're not actually laughing. - What?
- You're just looking at it from that angle. - Yes.
- You took it from various angles, right? - That's right.
- So, when you look at it from this angle, you realize it looks like you're laughing, but you can't put the camera in that position.
- The other side also moves. - I see.
- But, if you stand up like this, you'll get scared. - I see.
- If you stand up like this, you'll get scared. - I see.
- Even though it was one of his best intentions... - It's cute!
- Mr. Yoshizumi was talking nonsense. - It's cute!
- I'm not laughing! - No, that's why you're laughing!
- Okay, then, number two and three, open at the same time! - I'm not laughing!
- Huh?! - Number two was predicted to be a manna. - Manna!
- Number two and three are a miracle. - Not even one is correct!
- Number three is a miracle.
- Why is it a miracle? - Manatees get closer and closer every summer.
- They get too close? - They get too close and want their backs to come back.
- "Don't come so close! Don't come so close!" - They can't keep a good distance.
- Because they can't hang their backs on themselves.
- That's right. They know that humans will come back. - Humans will come back?!
- They know that. - Number two is also a manna.
- It was predicted to be a manna. Why was it predicted? - I think it's pretty good, but...
- It's possible that it'll disappear. - I see.
- I wanted to show my son one last time, but...
- It's way better than my dad's picture. It's too good.
- That's why you said it's a manna. - I see.
- Unfortunately, you all failed! - Okay!
- That's hard. - Okay, sign it, please.
- Next Monday, at 9 a.m., we'll be waiting for you in front of ARTA!
- Thank you for waiting for us! - Thank you for waiting for us!
- See you tomorrow!
- Thank you for waiting for us! - Thank you for waiting for us!