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Real-time posting program "Shibuya D.pay"!
Good evening!
"Shibuya D.pay" has begun.
We will broadcast live for 60 minutes with your deep posts.
Well, it's a little cooler now, but my body and heart are cool.
Is that so?
After all, my motorcycle is next to me even in the news.
It's a big incident, isn't it?
It's a great incident!
Well, today we will use 60 minutes to operate your motorcycles with your posts.
No, no, no.
I can't use it for such a personal matter.
You can't use it?
I see.
But I'm sure you've ridden around somewhere, haven't you?
Oh, damn it!
At this rate, it will be 60 minutes of anger, so let's call in the guests right away!
First of all, the first to appear in the program, Yuji!
And then, Kevin!
And then, Yuki!
And then, the program's top scorer!
I'm not feeling well.
What did I say?
I said you should invite Moritaka.
No, you should apologize to Moritaka.
I'm sorry, Moritaka.
Yuji, it's your first appearance!
It's my first appearance.
Your grandfather...
Your great-grandfather?
Former president of the Dominican Republic.
That's right.
He's a former president.
Your father is a Hollywood actor.
A Hollywood actor.
Well, right now...
I don't know if I should call you "Joy" or "Shijo".
Which one? Which one?
No, I usually call you "Joy".
"Joy"!
"Joy-kun"!
They call me that.
They call you that?
What do you do?
Do you stay as "Joy"?
I stay as "Joy", shake hands, and sign "J-O-Y".
So you don't break your dream!
"J-O-Y"!
The final round is...
Yes!
The rock-paper-scissors tournament to decide who will go first!
Yes!
Unfortunately, we lost in the first round.
We lost in the first round!
What should we do?
The members who sang before us lost.
That's right.
Can't everyone sing?
For now, everyone can't participate in the single round.
What should we do?
For now, for the next time we play rock-paper-scissors, we'll play rock-paper-scissors to decide who wins.
Now?
Really?
Next time we play rock-paper-scissors again?
It might happen.
Didn't you say that earlier?
Ah, yes.
We'll choose who will go first.
Yes.
The three of us will choose.
This show is all about rubbing.
It's all about rubbing.
We're always interfering.
Tamura-san! Kobayashi-san!
Wow! What's going on?
Good evening, my name is Mogi Junichi.
What's going on?
I'm happy!
Are you all happy?
I'm happy!
Now, we have some deep A-news for you.
Tonight's theme is "a little happy".
We're not "a little", you know.
We're happy with any little things, so please send us more and more happy things.
Posts can be made from your mobile phones, 2D codes, menus, TVs, nhk, shibuya, deep a, and more.
For those of you watching on one segment, please use the screen as a shield and send us from the data screen.
For those of you who participated in the program until the end of the day, we will give you a picture that you can use for deep a original mail.
This week, Tamura-san lost to a girl in a clean throw.
Ah, I lost!
We look forward to your posts.
See you later!
Now, let's start with this segment!
Now, Ms. Koba, please go back!
Our Deep Doh will send you a unique episode you've experienced!
Today's theme is this!
"The Moment You Become Melancholic"!
Since autumn is a season of sadness,
please tell us about episodes you suddenly felt lonely about or moments you didn't think about.
For everyone who read today's post, we will give you this program-specific pouch!
Also, for everyone who chose "the best post" in this segment,
we will give you three guests' autographed Deep Notes!
Please send us more and more!
Now, let's start with the lyrics!
Okay!
"The Moment You Become Melancholic"!
Okay!
This is from a woman in her teens named Yutori Sendai, who lives in Nagano Prefecture.
When she went to watch a movie, she heard a conversation between the audience and the audience themselves.
That's terrible!
This is tough!
It's pretty dangerous when you switch seats, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
Ah, I don't like that.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it, do you?
I don't like it at all.
But you're excited, so you say it, don't you?
Is it because you saw it?
When I do handshakes with fans,
they always say "That movie was good!" at the end of it.
When you do handshakes?
That's right.
I want to see this!
I went to see it!
You said it in an interview earlier!
I have it!
You should have said it earlier!
Could you not say it first?
I'm so happy!
It's hard for you to say it first, isn't it?
Ah, I'm happy.
Okay, next is Yuji.
Yuji?!
Yeah.
Why are you being so sweet?
Ah, then...
Gross!
Is it okay?
What's wrong? Your character is weird.
It's kind of gross.
Gross?
Gross is cute, too.
Gross!
It's not gross!
It's really gross when you say it yourself.
You're a handsome guy.
You're a handsome guy, no matter how you look at it.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Are you ready?
Member number...
...one thousand eight hundred and sixty-four...
...Tokyo-to...
...nickname...
...Kaju-san.
On an internet news site...
...when I saw your name...
...I thought, "Oh! Is it real?"
...but it was news of your bike being stolen.
Ah, melancholic!
This is melancholic.
Melancholic.
It's painful, isn't it?
Is it real? I didn't know about it.
It happened in Osaka.
Yes.
For some reason, what I remember is...
...trying to go to Kyushu on my own...
...and dying on the way...
...and returning to Hiroshima on a U-turn...
...but I don't remember it.
On that bike?
Yes.
It's amazing how you remember it.
It's tough, isn't it?
It must be tough.
Right now, it's being sold off to that big continent.
You said the worst thing!
The worst thing I could think of!
It's tough, isn't it?
But I ran from over there...
...and I seriously just put in "lariat".
That's why you got closer, right?
Yes, that's why I'm getting closer.
Okay, Morisa.
Yes!
It's from a man in Gifu Prefecture, Isoyan-san.
He sent an email to a girl he was interested in...
...asking her if she would go to a Mischief concert next month...
...but she said she would meet up with her friends at 10pm...
...and before that, she said she was fine with it.
Isn't that sad?
But they're friends, right?
No, it's not like that...
It's like, you can only meet up with her at a Mischief concert, right?
Right?
After it's over, you want to talk about that Mischief concert with her, right?
I see.
Even if you have something to do, you should have told me then...
...but when you say it in advance, it's really sad.
But from 10pm...
...usually you want to make plans before that...
...but you still said you'd go.
That's not it!
I said I'd go to Mischief!
You just wanted to go to Mischief, didn't you?
I just wanted to go to Mischief.
But you thought you'd get caught if you went to Mischief, didn't you?
I see, I see.
You can't use Mischief like that.
No, you can't.
Mr. Koba, would you like to go?
Yes, I understand.
Tochigi Prefecture, Mameshibori men in their 20s.
When I went for a drive with a man and a woman, I was driving...
...but the other three were sitting in the back seats and getting along.
That's tough.
That's sad.
No one was sitting in the back seats.
That's tough!
It's just a driver's seat.
That's tough.
That's sad.
I don't like it.
You were able to drive safely until the end, weren't you?
At times like this, you don't even get in...
...but you put a child seat in the back.
That's true.
That's how you get rid of one person.
Next, Yuji.
Yuji?
Um, Yuji is...
I'm sorry!
You're cool, too.
Okay, here we go.
You're cool, too.
Stop him.
You're cool, too.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
Member number 10,520.
Ibaraki Prefecture.
Nickname "Dol.Pond."
When you put your newly-bought beautiful vinyl umbrella in your umbrella holder...
...all you have left is your worn-out umbrella.
That's true.
Yuji is really...
That's true.
I like big vinyl umbrellas and stuff like that.
When you run out of stuff like that, it's really...
A really short umbrella.
I like walking around in an umbrella.
But I'm tall, so if it's short, I can't put it on.
I can't allow it.
Oh, I see.
If it's for girls, it should be small.
It's small.
I like big, jumpy umbrellas.
Amaebo?
Stop him.
Next.
Why do you keep talking about the types of umbrellas you like?
Sympathize with this person.
I know what you mean.
Convenience stores are the most dangerous.
That's right.
There are a lot of people who say they don't like it.
I definitely don't like it.
Next.
Hair ties.
Yes.
Next, from Wanseki. She's from Miyazaki Prefecture.
She doesn't have an aura. She sends a few emails a day, but I check her emails dozens of times a day.
I know.
You know, you know what she's like.
I know.
I know, but she's very meticulous.
She's meticulous.
I know.
Sad.
I think many people feel this way.
I think so.
Morishita.
Yes, this one from a host in Shizuoka Prefecture.
When you make delicious curry for 30 minutes, but the rice you cooked is still mushy...
I see.
I don't like it.
Even for curry lovers...
Curry dashi.
Curry dashi...
Wouldn't it have been better if the curry tasted better?
It's sad. There's a balance when it comes to cooking rice.
Azusa cooks too, so you know.
This is pretty good, but this hurts.
I can't cook it. I wouldn't use it.
Right? It's tough.
Can't you use a hair dryer or something?
Hair dryer?!
If you let it evaporate, won't it become crispy?
A little...
There's no other way of using it.
Then what do you do?
You have to make porridge or something.
Porridge or...
If you mix it with cheese, won't it work?
That's it for this theme.
Then, Kashiwagi-san!
Yes?
If you think it was the best, please choose your best tip.
I'm not really being ignored.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Then, I was the most melancholic I could imagine.
I was driving all by myself.
Mameshibori-san!
I was the most melancholic I could imagine.
Mameshibori-san!
Congratulations! Mameshibori-san will be giving away a deep sound with three of our guests' autographs!
Make sure you use it well!
That's all for our "deep sound"!
Now, we have an announcement to make!
Today, we will have one more "deep sound" at the end of the show!
The theme is "whatever picture your friend sent you"!
Our guests Kishiori-san and Morishita-san have submitted their pictures in advance, haven't they?
I'd like to introduce them to you!
First, we have a post from Kishiori-san!
"It won't melt" is what she sent us with her message.
"Whatever picture your friend sent you"!
This is a cold and hard ice cream from Monaco.
It's sandwiched in a hot takoyaki box.
It's from a member of AKB, Takajo Aki-chan.
Takajo-san!
"Whatever picture your friend sent you"!
I'm sorry, but...
If Takajo-san sent it, it's "whatever picture your friend sent you"!
Next, we have a post from Morishita-san!
"It arrived from a friend who climbed Mt. Fuji"!
What does it say?
I think it's a sign of Mt. Fuji.
But it doesn't make me want to read it, and I don't care about it.
On the other hand, I think it's a sign of Mt. Fuji.
I think it's a sign of Mt. Fuji.
Maybe it's a view.
Maybe it's a proof?
Like, "Oh, I climbed up there!"
I think that's what it means.
You're bad at this!
Now, please send us your thoughts and descriptions of the picture you sent us!
We look forward to your posts!
New!
New! Man!
Man! Heart!
Man! Heart! Show!
A male guest's...
Sorry!
No, it's fine.
A male guest's reality quiz is about to begin.
Man! Heart! Show!
Today's guest is an actor, model and talent.
Yuji will be our guest.
Thank you for having me.
Yes, that's right.
You're welcome.
No, it's fine.
You have a point.
Okay, let's get started!
Let's go!
Here we go!
Why did Yuji suddenly hate his favorite eggplant?
Let's get started!
Is this going to be posted?
The first person to send in the correct answer will receive a present from Yuji.
What is it?
First up is this!
What is it?
It's a doll called Dominica-kun.
I used to wear it every time I went on TV.
Oh, you wore it!
Yoh Onsen-san used to get mad at me!
He used to get really mad at me!
It usually comes off if you wear it in a blue bag.
I made this limited to 200 pieces.
It's rare!
It's a goods sale.
Only 16 pieces sold.
I said it's meaningless and quit.
It's not rare!
It's rare!
It's super rare!
I can't get it anymore!
I also signed it!
With this doll!
Not only that!
This is amazing!
I've seen it before!
Ta-dah!
I just signed it without thinking!
This is amazing!
It's private property!
Private property!
It's amazing!
I wore it until last night!
I haven't washed it!
I haven't washed it for about a week!
It stinks!
It really stinks!
Do you have it?
No, I don't.
Why would you give it away?
Okay, so...
Those who want it and those who don't want it...
Both of you are weak!
Everyone!
I think you've received it.
If you have it, please raise your hand!
I have it!
Thank you!
Let's start with Kenko-san!
Okay!
Niigata Prefecture...
A woman from Rio...
A woman from Rio... The reason why Yuuji hated eggplant is because she realized she was small compared to the size of the eggplant.
No!
It's completely different!
Yes, mine is bigger than yours.
No, yours is bigger than mine.
What?!
That's not true!
What does eggplant have to do with anything?
It's different!
Yes, Morishita-san!
Yes, a man from Saitama Prefecture, Sylvester Cats-san...
The reason why Yuuji hated eggplant is because it didn't contain the vitamins he was hoping for.
He seems to be particular about vitamins.
That's true, I like vitamins.
You don't have a lot of nutrients, do you, Atoshi-san?
That's right, I don't have a lot of nutrients.
You just absorb a lot of oil, don't you?
Yes.
But the eggplant you're eating now is really delicious.
It's in season now.
It's good to eat eggplant when the stem is sticking out.
Ah, eggplant...
What did Yuuji hate about eggplant?
Everyone, please vote!
I'll vote for you!
I'll definitely vote for you!
Kashiwagi-san, would you like to vote?
Yes!
The reason why Yuuji hated eggplant is...
Um...
Um, which prefecture?
Ah, Shizuoka Prefecture. My opinion is unanimous.
Um, the reason is...
Because I was told that I had hair that looked like an eggplant's.
That's not true!
Why?
No, no, it's not.
Yes.
But...
Ah, it's not.
It looks like an eggplant, but it's not.
Who said that?
What do you mean?
It's not like that!
If you say it like that, it looks like an eggplant.
It doesn't look like it, does it?
I hate eggplant.
It looks like an eggplant.
I hate eggplant.
But, but, eggplant...
Wait a minute, is there an eggplant that looks like this?
Everyone, please vote.
Then, let's go with a hint!
Why are you annoying me?
It doesn't go forward at all, so let's go with a hint!
Let's go with a hint!
She's angry!
Let's go!
Yes!
I hated my mother's eggplant pasta when I was eating it.
This is a big hint!
Was the pasta good?
Yes, the pasta was good.
Yes, Morisato!
Password 220015... Huh?
22151.
Shizuoka Prefecture, Shunichi-san is a man.
The reason why I hated eggplant was...
I think it's because of my mother, but because I hated the person I liked.
Because you hated the person you liked?
Ah, it's awkward!
Is it close?
It's awkward.
It's close, it's far away.
It's far away.
Kento Kuwai-san, do you want to say it?
Yes, in Akita Prefecture Kumade-de-isoginchaku-gari-josei-kazuyo.
Yes.
The reason why Yuuji hated eggplant is because its cross section is white and wrinkly.
It's exactly like eggplant.
No, it's a little far away.
As a hint, it's "haha ga".
It's "haha ga"?
"Haha ga" is a hint.
Yes, Atsushi-san, let's say it.
In Fukushima Prefecture, Kotobuki-jiro.
Yes.
The reason why Yuuji hated eggplant is because if he calmly thought about eggplant, he wouldn't know what's good about it.
That's right.
If you calmly thought about it, you wouldn't know.
Didn't you talk about it with your mother?
What's good about eggplant?
Ah!
Now, we know the answer!
Yes!
Oisha-san, let's say it!
I'll say it!
In Wansegu-niigata-
Ah, in Nagano Prefecture,
Bre-bre-bre-bre-bre-bre-san is male.
The reason why Yuuji hated eggplant is because
his mother said it's eggplant pasta.
What does that mean?
It's vegetables.
His mother said it's vegetables.
It's meat.
You said you don't eat eggplant.
Ah, that's not it.
To give you a little more hint,
it's not "haha ga", but "boku mazakon" that's often said.
This is a big hint.
Now, let's think about it!
Is there such a thing?
Eh, Suiko, do you know?
Me?
Yes!
Then, Ken-koma-san, let's go!
Yes!
In Wansegu-kiotofu-rock, there's three meals.
In Wansegu-niigata.
The reason why Yuuji hated eggplant is because
his mother said it's eggplant pasta.
Anything?
"Tabenasai-nasu"? (Eat that, eggplant?)
Then, isn't it "sukin-nasu"?
"Sukin-nasu", "mazakon-nasu".
Now, let's choose the correct answer while we're at it, everyone!
Eh, you know it?
You know it?
Eh?
It's in there.
Then, let's dig in.
Kashiwagi-san, what do you think?
Is there such a thing?
No!
Yes! It's definitely this!
Okay.
Um...
A fan from Kyoto who lives in Rock in Sanbai-san...
You're wrong.
You're wrong!
No, I was there earlier!
You lost rock-paper-scissors and you're ashamed of it?!
How long are you going to keep playing?
I know. I'm playing now, too.
Now, let's calm down.
Anything else?
It's gone.
Yes!
Anything else?
Let's listen to the song.
It's gone.
Yes.
Let's see...
It hasn't been released yet.
Can I say the answer?
Is there such a thing?
It's gone. The one I chose is gone.
Yes, it's gone.
Um...
It's raw.
It disappears when you touch it.
It's been hacked!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's in there!
Did you steal my bike?!
I found it!
We're waiting for a report from the person who stole it.
Yes! Yes!
Don't read it out loud, Morita!
It's okay, but...
The reason why Yuuji hates eggplant is because she hates her mother!
Correct!
That's right!
The correct answer is...
Ta-dah!
It's because her mother knows that she hates eggplant!
I went out to eat pasta with my mother.
We ordered everyday pasta.
We didn't ask for anything.
It was eggplant pasta.
Me and my mother.
We both love eggplant and ate it.
My mother dodged the eggplant and said, "Why are you dodging it?"
Didn't I tell you that I hate eggplant?
The moment she said it, I hated it too.
I can't do it anymore.
I hate eggplant too.
But you love it!
I love it, but if my mother hates it, I hate it too.
Then, what if the bride you chose says she hates her mother?
Before I go out with my girlfriend, I have a mother assessment.
Why did you become such a psychopath?
Everyone says it's weird, but there's a reason for it.
Originally, my mother was an only child and I don't have a brother.
It was a little shaky until I was 20 years old.
Is this a shaky picture?
Yes, it is.
Was it shaky?
I was 17 years old.
You're bad-tempered, aren't you?
There was a time like this, and my mother said, "Don't come."
It's annoying, so don't talk to me.
I was moved by my mother and left home when I was 17 years old.
Since then, I've been living on my own.
At one point, I thought I didn't want to live like this.
I decided to quit being a yankee and joined the entertainment industry.
At that time, I realized my mother's gratitude for me for the first time.
I realized that my mother really cared about me.
My mother suddenly changed and liked me.
Until now, you haven't talked to your mother.
Do you feel like you're getting it back now?
I call my mother all the time and send her emails.
So you don't like eggplants anymore?
I don't like eggplants anymore.
But if you like eggplants, you'll like them again, right?
I love eggplants.
Are you serious?
Doesn't your mother tell you to eat them?
My mother doesn't tell me to eat them.
I don't like eggplants, either.
But if you like eggplants for some reason, you'll like them, right?
I love eggplants.
Eggplants are beautiful.
Eggplant party.
If that's the case...
If that's the case, eggplant party.
To Tokyo-do's Tinkerbell who got the correct answer right,
we have this one.
A T-shirt already used.
And this one.
This is an original design.
Dominica's.
Yes, we gave this as a set.
It stinks.
This has been Ryuji's true manliness show.
Thank you very much.
It is now 11:23 pm.
It is "Deep in News".
Tonight's theme is "a little happy".
We have received a lot of happiness from all over the country, so let's introduce it right away.
First of all, member number 28064, a man in his 40s in Mie Prefecture.
"A little happy" from Rakkyo-san.
When you buy instant ramen,
there are two spice bags in it.
He is a man in his 40s.
And his name is Rakkyo-san.
He must have made ramen.
"A little happy".
Let's continue.
A little happy from a man in his 10s in Okayama Prefecture, Burdacha-san.
I thought it was still Wednesday, but it was actually Thursday!
I see.
It's a happy day for Rakusen.
The weekend is waiting for you.
And today is also Friday, right?
Yes.
And this is the last post.
The next one is...
Member number 13913, a man in his 20s in Yamanashi Prefecture.
"A little happy" from Bolt Clipper Yamada-san.
Last week, when I was playing the guitar in my room, I got a complaint from my neighbor.
I was very happy about it, but...
The next day, I got a high-priced guitar from a person who complained.
Wow!
That's great!
I'm so lucky and happy!
Is there such a good thing?
I'm so lucky!
Not only did I get it, but I also had a good exchange.
It's wonderful!
That's great!
I became a guitarist and Bolt Clipper Yamada-san disappeared.
That's cool!
Thank you for your comments.
That's all for "Deep A-News".
Some love, some sick presents.
You're not wrong!
Today's main program is...
Ms. Araki, please explain.
Yes, in this 'Are you wrong? Autumn edition,'
the feelings and emotions of viewers
are they different from those of others?
In other words, we will diagnose it.
This time,
we will look at the various situations related to autumn.
Yes, yes.
Right now, from the two-dimensional code on the screen,
go to the menu, TV, NHK, Shibuya DP,
and enter from this entry on the program mobile site.
If you are watching on one segment,
please enter from the data broadcast by vertical screen.
Today, for those who joined this corner,
and are not wrong,
and are in the top 30,
we will present you with this 'are you wrong?'
Are you wrong?
Deep Clear File.
Why did you say it once?
No, I said, 'are you wrong?'
Oh, you wanted to say that.
Are you wrong?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
I realized it too late.
Thank you.
I didn't think you'd say it like that.
Now, let's get started.
Are you wrong?
Again, startless!
First question,
we will look at the fashion sense related to autumn.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to
Welcome to
Deep A. Autumn Collection!
I am Jesse Mogi, fashion show host.
From now on, four models
will appear in fashionable fashion this fall.
Among them, men,
choose one thing you want your girlfriend to wear on a date,
and women,
choose one thing you want to wear.
Now, let's have them appear!
Let's go!
Now, the first one to appear
in English style
is folklore girl!
This year's big news is the white bling ski poncho!
Long mutant boots make you feel warm!
Furniture is also a must-have item this fall!
And with Native American-style miniskirts,
we've put together a folklore dance!
Style A is folklore girl!
So, what do you think, everyone?
Style A is folklore girl!
Next up is Style B.
The theme is American boyish casual!
A checkered sleeveless shirt,
a mutant belt that girls love,
and denim shorts.
The sole is a fluffy furtail and fur boots cover.
These are this year's must-haves!
Style B is American boyish casual!
Style A is folklore girl!
Next up is C's style, a race one-piece based on amakara girls.
Suede's knee-high boots are this fall's attention- gathering grey choice.
The skirt vest is short and high, emphasizing the feminine line.
The race mini one-piece is a chest stud, which also shows off its strength.
Together with the cool Nakaore hat, it has become an amakara style.
C's style is amakara girls.
And last but not least is D's style, black and cool!
Leather knee high boots are a classic item for cool girls.
A pair of mufflers and a chiffon dress will make you look feminine and happy.
A gorgeous hair band will make you look gorgeous and mature.
D's style is black and cool!
Which fashion style did you like the most?
I'm A!
No! I'm A!
A has two people, C has two people, and only Kobo-san is D.
Now...
Please look at this. Below the screen...
Votes from all over the country are still on the way.
So far, A has the most votes and D has the least votes.
Now, let me explain the rules of this project.
You will be asked eight questions in total.
In each question, the votes you choose will be your own points.
What this means is...
If you choose A with 45% votes, you will get 45 points equal to the votes.
If you choose A with 45% votes, you get 45 points equal to the votes.
If you chose A with 45% votes, you will get 45 points equal to the votes.
That means...
Um...
It's ok.
It's ok!
If you are participating from your smartphone, click "next".
If you are using a tablet, the screen will automatically switch.
You can still participate in this event from now on.
Please participate more and more from your cell phone!
Now for the second question!
We will measure the difference in fall activities.
Which of the following makes you want to go the most in fall?
a. Camping in a mountain or lake.
b. Bukkaku tour in a shrine.
C. Art Museum, Museum of Art; D. Sports Tour; E. Auto shop, chest of drawers and so on.
Please choose one of these five.
Everyone, please raise your cards.
So, three people chose D and two people chose E.
I don't like it!
Let's move on.
The third question is about the autumn season.
Autumn is the season of sports events.
Which of the following do you think of when you hear the word "sports event"?
A. Relay; B. Tsunahiki; C. Tamaire; D. Folk Dance; E. Ozentou no Jikan.
Please choose one of these five.
Everyone in the studio, please raise your cards.
I'm so happy!
There are a lot of Cs.
Is there a folk dance recently?
I think folk dance is the most exciting.
But I'm excited about tamaire, too.
I want to do it!
Tsunahiki.
Tsunahiki is good, too.
The fourth question is about the taste of autumn.
Which of the following sweets do you want to eat the most in autumn?
A. chestnut ombre; B. sweet potato sweet potato; C. peach cake.
D. green tea pudding.
Please choose one of these four.
It's a mess.
C.
So, Mr. Tenkoma and Mr. Atsushi are C.
And two women are B.
And one man is A.
Chestnut ombre.
The fifth question is about how you feel about autumn.
Which moon do you think is the most beautiful?
A. full moon; B. crescent moon; C. crescent moon; D. crescent moon.
Which moon do you think is the most beautiful?
Please choose one of these four.
C. full moon; B. crescent moon; D. crescent moon.
The sixth question is about how you feel about autumn.
What do you want to do in autumn?
A. reading; B. watching a movie; C. listening to music; D. playing games; or E. sleeping in a warm blanket.
Which one is it?
Please raise your cards and choose one.
Go ahead.
It's a warm blanket.
Who chose "because of you two"?
Koma-san, do you like it?
I like it.
I like reading books in the fall.
It's like reading a mystery novel you don't usually read.
What's "yonaga" in Japanese?
It's "yonaga" in Japanese.
Let's move on to the 7th question.
From now on, four comedians will show you a gag about fall.
Choose one gag you think is funny.
VTR, start!
A. Tetsuya Ikeda.
Ready, go!
Shaking my body, hey!
B. Glue Celebrity.
Short story "Momiji Hunting".
The autumn leaves are so beautiful.
But I'm afraid of bears in the second half of the year.
- I thought you were a human being. - I'm a human being!
- Hey, what was that saying... - What?
"Akinasuwa"...what was it again?
- "Akinasuwa"? - "Akinasuwa"...
"Akinasuwa"... "yome"... "yome"...
"Akinasuwa"... "yome", be quiet, though!
- "Akinasuwa", don't let your wife eat you up. - Oh, that's it!
"D", "Ishikura no Ono"
- I can't do this... - "Mya", "mya", "mya"
No, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!
Then, let's go! One, two... "Nuts"!
Shut up!
How long are you going to practice that song?!
Sorry.
Eh?
Which gag did you think was the funniest?
Choose one of the four.
It's decided.
Everyone in the studio, please raise your cards and decide.
Ah, so C is for three people.
And for the two girls, it's A.
They're separated.
Yeah.
- For girls and for men, it's clearly B. - For girls and for men, it's clearly B.
- I see.
I see.
- What is it? - Anyway, it's nice that you're shaking.
- It's nice. - Interesting.
- It's true, girls... - But it doesn't make sense.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
And now for the last question, question eight.
Let's measure your fashion sense for the fall.
Ladies and gentlemen, how is everyone doing?
It is now 11 o'clock.
Since it's the fall of sports, we'd like you to look at the most popular sports fashion for women right now.
If you're a man and you want a woman to wear one of the fashion items that you'd like her to wear, please choose one.
It's not your favorite sport, it's just your favorite fashion, please choose one.
Now, let's have them come on up!
First up is A's style.
This is the most popular jogging fashion for young girls right now!
If you're running in the morning light, a little lighter jersey is good!
A white tank top is refreshing!
Rodymoose is sporty with sports pants and shocking pink short pants!
And wearing an early morning cap is in fashion these days!
A's style is jogging fashion!
Next up is B's style! Golf fashion!
Nice shot!
Checkered miniskirt and school fashion with a cardigan.
Pink hearts appeal to girls.
Golf shoes and pink socks are also cute.
You can also aim for a long-term effect with a shoot- home high-totsu.
And Bocopocopa's sunbinder is full of playfulness.
B's style is golf fashion!
Next up is C's style!
This is a recent hot topic, mountain girl trekking fashion!
Colorful boarder tights soak your feet in hot water.
Flashy yellow shorts and cardigan miniskirt are also essential for mountain girl fashion.
And a knit hat is a trendy men's american style.
C's style is trekking fashion!
And last up is D's style!
Cycling fashion!
Bright purple sporty jersey and matching gloves are stylish!
The priority helmet conveys seriousness.
If you want to walk around, try wearing a deli print roll up skirt!
You can also shop as it is!
The last one was cycling fashion!
Speaking of roll up skirts, they were popular about ten years ago!
The first one was cycling fashion in the style of D.
Which sports fashion was the best?
Mr. Koba, you can't choose!
Which one should we look at?
Fashion! Fashion!
Please choose one from A, B, C, and D!
It's difficult!
Everyone!
Please raise your cards and choose one!
This is it! This is it!
Dong!
Three people chose B and two people chose A!
It's difficult...
It's difficult, but...
Well, if you say it's B, it's cute!
B is cute!
Well, if you say it's fashionable, it's A!
If you say it's fashionable, it's A!
If you say it's fashionable...
It's autumn!
Well, if you say it's fun, it's A!
Well, if you say it's jogging, it's A!
Jogging is hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
Now, all questions have been answered!
If you're participating from the show's website,
if you've answered all of the questions,
please click "next"!
Please click like this!
And if you're participating in one set,
the screen will automatically switch!
There's only a little bit left until closing,
but please hurry up and answer!
Now!
How was it, everyone?
Try it out and see if you think you're out of place or not!
I'm definitely not out of place!
I also felt that I wasn't out of place unexpectedly!
Huh?!
Because I wore a lot like everyone else!
No, I also...
There were a lot of the same ones, so I was like "oh no" as I put them out.
A bit off position?
I'm not off position!
Really?
I'm not off position! I'm not off position!
That's what we're proving today! Finally!
So, viewers, what do you think?
I think I'm the most common sense person.
I don't know why, but...
Oh, really? Are you confident?
I don't think I'm off position, but...
I don't know...
Now, we'll end this corner here.
For those of you who haven't finished answering yet, if you continue answering, your phone will display your score.
However, it won't display your rank, so please understand.
Now, we'll look at the results one question at a time and see if you're off position or not!
Alright!
The first question was, "Which of these four fashion styles is the best?"
The higher the score, the less off position you are.
On the other hand, the lower the score, the less off position you are.
I'm fine.
Now, let's see the results!
Here!
A!
So, A is the most common, and you're not off position.
No way! I'm not off position!
Yes, C is the lowest.
Yuki-chan and Mari-san are off position.
Ryuji-san and Morishita-san are off position.
I don't like this!
It's because you're with Morishita-san.
I'm not off position!
No, you're not! If you're with us, we won't let you in!
I don't like this!
You don't want to be together, do you?
I don't want to be together, do you?
You're just a normal police officer!
Now, let's move on!
The second question was, "Which of these four fashion styles is the best?"
However, the national score is...
This one!
A!
Yay! I did it!
Kashiwagi-san and Yuji-san.
And the lowest place was C.
C. wasn't in the studio.
He wasn't there. He was lost.
But it's a good thing, C.
Right? The art museum. It's nice, isn't it, Aki?
Now, let's continue.
Question 3.
It was a question that came to my mind when I heard about the sports festival.
Here are the results from all over the country.
So, A has the highest number of delays.
And cork dance is 2%.
Koba-san, you're out of sync.
Cork dance has the image of a campfire.
It's like summer.
It's not that bad.
But it's second.
It's not a sport that everyone can participate in.
It's a choice.
Wouldn't it be cool if everyone chose it?
It's popular.
Now, let's continue.
Question 4.
It was a question that came to my mind when I heard about the sports festival.
Here are the results from all over the country.
So, A has the lowest number of delays.
Only Yuji-san.
Yuji-san has the lowest number of delays.
Mom doesn't like it. Then I don't like it either.
I won't eat it anymore.
And D's pumpkin pudding was the lowest.
Mom doesn't like it.
Mom likes it.
Mom always wants to eat it.
Next, question 5.
Which moon do you think is the most beautiful?
Here are the results from all over the country.
C.
Koba-san, Kashiwagi-san, and Yuji-san chose C.
The brightest moon was chosen.
And B.
It wasn't chosen.
It looks like it's falling apart.
It's pretty, though.
Next up, question six.
It was a question about what you want to do in the fall night.
Here are the results.
Look!
It's here!
Look!
It's here!
It's a subtle difference from what you see in movies.
Yeah.
It's 25%.
The lowest is...
But it's balanced, right?
That's right.
It doesn't matter what season it is!
No, it's fall, so it's fun.
It's long at night, so it's cool with the windows open.
That's true.
It's great.
Next up, question seven.
It's a gag about fall.
Which one is the funniest?
Let's watch the four gags again.
Let's watch it again.
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
Anyway, I'm shaking!
- Did you think I was human? - You are human.
- In autumn and summer... - Yo man, be quiet, though!
- In autumn and summer, don't make your wife eat you up. - Oh, it's that way.
Shut up! How long are you going to practice that song?!
Sorry.
So, which gag did you think was the most interesting? Here are the results.
"C" is 38%, so it's "C" chosen by Yuji, Kinkoka and Atsushi.
- I thought I was human, but I got it unexpectedly. - Yeah.
- 33%, 33%. I thought I was bad, but I got 33%. - Yeah.
"D" was the lowest, so those who chose "D" will be eliminated.
This is the last question.
The first question was, "Which of these sports fashions did you like the most?"
Here are the results!
"D" golfwear was the coolest.
"C" cycling was the lowest.
I wonder why.
Cycling was because of the helmet.
It was too girly.
It was too serious.
The two of you chose "jogging" as the second choice.
But "golf" was the coolest.
"Golf" is autumn.
"Swing" was good.
"Swing" was bad.
"Swing" was good.
It made me want to teach you.
"Golf" was the best.
That's right.
We've seen all of the results so far.
The higher the total score of eight questions, the less common sense people are out of place.
And the lower the total score, the less common sense people are out of place.
Now, let me announce your scores!
If you're participating from a mobile program site, click "see results" like this.
If you're a human being, the screen will automatically switch.
First of all, let's look at the scores of everyone in the studio!
Ms. Ashiwagi has the highest score.
By the way, the national average is 264 points below right.
It's about the same as mine.
Toma-san!
Yes?
You have 181 points!
Of course! I'm extraordinary!
It's your first time, isn't it?
I'm sure you've discussed it with everyone.
But it's my first time, you know?
It's your first time, Koba-san.
What's wrong? Are you sick?
No, no, no. This is me as usual.
By the way, unfortunately, Morishita-san couldn't make it to the nationals.
That's too bad.
No, I thought it would be better in the studio.
Right? Let's take a look at the viewers' score distribution.
It's like this.
From 250 to 299 is the highest.
Atsushi-san, Yuji-san and Kashiwagi-san are in here.
It's 7%.
"Talent" means "individual".
You finally said it.
You couldn't say it until now.
I think everyone wanted more individuality.
It's off.
It's better if it's off.
Really?
Yes.
Oh my god.
If you're in the top 30 in Japan, we'll announce it on our website tomorrow afternoon or later.
So please check it out.
For those of you who made it to the top 30, we'll give you this display clear file.
What happens if you put it in?
It won't shift if you put documents in it.
It depends on whether it's shifted or not.
"Talent" means "individual".
It's not something you can't do.
I'd like you to accept it with pleasure.
This time, Koba-san is very submissive.
That's right.
Minority.
Koba-yan is a minority.
That's all for "Are you off?" Autumn edition!
Deep note
Here is our second "Deep note" theme.
Send us any picture you like.
Also, send us your impression of the picture.
The winner of "Deep note" will receive a signed "Deep note".
Here you are.
Deep note
Let's read more.
Morisha!
Yes!
Can I read this, Yuji-san?
Sure.
Do you have it?
This is really interesting and I like it a lot.
Can I read it?
It's from a man in Tokyo, Yuji-san.
There are five of you.
From your mother.
It's me!
You submitted it.
I submitted it.
This is really interesting.
"My Entrance".
I know it.
By Yuji.
This is weird.
My mother submitted "My Entrance" and I submitted "My Entrance" at home.
Really?
I don't care.
My dog is a set.
Really?
I don't know if my dog is fine.
My dog doesn't like it.
"My Entrance".
I know it.
But it's a picture from your mother.
Yes, I know it.
It's disgusting.
No, I know it.
It smells disgusting.
Why did you ask me that?
It's disgusting.
It's amazing.
It's absolutely disgusting.
It's disgusting.
It's fine.
But as I get older, I like "My Entrance" more.
Why?
Because when I became a mother and gave birth to a son, I thought it would love me like this.
I thought it was fine.
No, it's not.
Yuji-san is bad, but I like "My Entrance" more.
Next, "My Entrance".
Yes.
It's from Nagaya-san in Gifu Prefecture.
It's a woman.
It's from a friend.
Which one is Pi-chan?
I don't care.
I'm pretty old.
I think it's still a conversation turn.
A little heart or a big heart.
Not yet.
Just barely.
It's like a parent-child conversation.
I guess so.
Why did you choose a photo based on P-chan?
I'm curious about the name of the book that's not P-chan.
I'm curious.
Next, Yuji.
From Dohyo Girl in Osaka Prefecture.
A friend of mine who owns a convenience store sent me this with a lot of excitement.
This face.
This.
When I went to the grocery store.
This is amazing.
Did you forget about it?
It's scary.
When I went down the stairs the other day,
there was a black thing covered with plastic bags.
I tore it and it came out of my head like this.
Everyone in the city was like "Gyaaah!"
This is scary.
But I don't care about it.
Even if you send me this, I won't return it.
I won't return it.
Oh, I see.
That's a criteria.
Koba-san, do you have one?
This is the biggest "I don't care about it" one.
From Shiga Prefecture.
Yuru Yuru Boy.
A woman in her 20s.
I bought a new pot.
Wow!
An ordinary pot!
I don't care about it!
Why did you show me the inside of it?
Is it a pot?
Is it a new pot?
It's a capacity.
You can't even use it for soup stock.
This is an ordinary pot, right?
It's not a pressure cooker, right?
It's an ordinary brass pot.
I don't care about it.
Then, you forced it.
From Yukirinko-san in Kyoto Prefecture.
A man.
This picture.
Well, well.
Here you go.
No, no.
But...
Is it barely okay?
Why are you returning it?
Oh, really? Where is it?
It doesn't make sense.
Will you return it again?
I will return this picture.
I won't return it.
I'll send it after I have enough money.
I'm jealous.
I'll send it somehow.
I bought a new pot.
Do you want to die?!
That's right.
It's worth it.
Yes.
Membership number...
Number...
Membership number...
Membership number 29511.
Ban-san.
Suddenly, with the word 'yay'
a piece of hand has been sent to me.
You must have been excited,
but you couldn't convey the content at all.
Wow, it's true!
Isn't it difficult to return this?
It's difficult.
It must be painful.
How should I return it?
It's like a child's hand.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute.
You have to send me what 'yay' is.
You don't know what it is, do you?
Oh, it's something good.
What is it?
Shouldn't you return it with 'goo'?
With rock-paper-scissors 'goo'?
Oh, I see!
Wow, it's super cold!
I'm sorry.
That person is super cold!
It's not like that!
It's not 'super'!
It's about 'cold'!
Oh, thank you.
That's about it.
Let's continue.
Yuji.
From Tokyo-to-no-poiste-san.
Keyholders.
You got it right.
This doesn't matter.
There are so many photos that don't matter!
There are.
E-mails.
It's a problem if you send me this.
What's the prize?
This is probably a darts ball, isn't it?
A ball?
Oh, a ball!
It's probably something like a darts ball.
It's probably that.
Maybe you got it because you got in a ball.
So, Mr. Koba, will you go?
I understand.
Let's go with this.
Chibina, Ishikawa Prefecture.
A woman said, "I'm here now."
I'm sweating.
"So?" I thought.
It's true.
It's a special place.
It doesn't look like a historical street.
Right?
It looks like a house.
It's just a road.
"So?" you might think.
It's a steep slope.
That's all for today.
Morishita-san.
Yes.
Please choose the best post.
Yuru Yuru Boy from Ishikawa Prefecture.
I got a new name.
I'll give it to you.
Congratulations!
Yuru Yuru Boy will give you a deep note with signatures of all guests.
Please use it carefully.
That's all for my deep note.
"Deep in" will end soon.
For those who participated until the end of the program, we will give you a picture that you can use for e-mail.
You can download it now, so please use it.
For more details, please check the program's website and data broadcast of "Deep in".
And next week's "Deep in" will have a premiere version, "Autumn's Munekyu Festival".
I love it!
Specialists of Munekyu phrases from the past will join us.
Sugimoto Aya-san.
Wow!
Kato Natsuki-san.
Wow!
Also, Matsui Rena-san of ske48 will read a lot of Munekyu phrases.
There is also a present of Munekyu's voice, so please participate.
How was it?
It was fun.
It's my first appearance.
I'll appear every time.
No, you can't do it every time.
You can't do it every time.
Joy said it, too.
No!
It's terrible.
Joy, it's terrible.
How about you, Kashiwagi?
I know I'm an ordinary person, so I'm relieved.
How about you, Morisa?
I want to do Conan.
What?
I want to do Conan.
That's impossible, too.
No, no.
I know it's impossible.
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