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Deep in the Woods
is brought to you by a special project from "Fan o Matase".
What is it?
"Deep in the Woods" is coming out in May!
It's called "Deep Munekyun Festival"!
We would like to send you a special project, but in the studio, 43 DPAY fans who want to "kyun kyun" live have come from all over the country on their own!
What a nice thing to say!
Do you want to "kyun kyun" that much?!
It's nice to have such lonely people here.
No, we're not lonely!
We're grateful!
Yes, we are.
Thank you so much!
It's DPAY for you all!
It's rare for DPAY fans to come in.
Yes, it is!
Is it a special show today?
It's a special show for Munekyun, but it's a regular show.
As usual, it's "yoshi"!
It's "yoshi"!
Damn it!
I hope you all have fun on your way home!
Let's get started with DPAY's "kyun kyun" festival!
I'm your host, Ishii Bori. Thank you for having me.
I'm also "kyun kyun"ing.
In this segment, viewers will send us "kyun kyun" lines that they want us to say.
But it's a little different from usual.
This time, we're also looking for "whisper lines."
Today's guests will read some of the lines we've received with all of their hearts.
- Bori-san. - Yes, it's "bori."
- Oh, it's "bori." - Thank you for having me.
If you want to send us "kyun kyun" lines,
please type in a two-dimensional barcode or URL on your screen and access our show's website.
And for those of you who read our lines today, we'll give you our show-specific "kyun kyun" keychain!
- If you press the button... - Please press it!
I can definitely hear it!
It'll sound like this!
Everyone, you can "kyun kyun" even at home, so please do your best to read our lines!
We're looking forward to many more "kyun kyun" lines!
Now, let's introduce our guests who will read our "kyun kyun" lines!
Actress Kurokawa Mei-san!
Hello! I'm Katsuki-kun!
Nice to meet you!
Katsuki!
Don't call me stupid!
Apologise to all the people who have a stomachache!
It's a representative of having a stomachache!
Apologise to the doctor!
It's your first time, right?
Yes. I think you're all used to it, so I'll do my best.
Since you're an actress, you're good at saying "kinekin" lines.
That might be the case, but I think I'm a little different.
But I'd like to see you wear my ugly mother's pink manicure.
Kin! Kin! Kin! Kin! Kin! Kin!
Introduce me!
Introduce you?
Introduce me!
Introduce you?
Introduce me! I've been hearing you say it for a while now!
Introduce you? You mean the one you use in calligraphy?
No, that's not it...
You're not a non-style person, are you?
No, no, no, no...
What's with that attitude?
Can you stop hurting me too?
Introduce me!
Hurry up!
Again and again and again...
That's enough!
No, no, no, no, I'm lying down where you don't introduce me!
Introduce me!
Baseball...
No, I can't force you to make a mistake!
It's football hour!
What's with baseball?
Um...
So, since Goto-san has come here as well,
today, with Koba-san and Atsushi-san,
we'll be voting for you to choose your lines.
Yes, thank you for coming today.
Yes, thank you!
And viewers, please vote for which of the three chose which line the most.
Yes, you can vote from the TV remote control, so please vote more and more!
And everyone, there's something different than usual.
Please take a look over there.
What is it?
We've prepared two microphones for you today.
Of course!
The larger one is for reading whispered lines.
It's a special microphone.
If you use your headphones and listen to it, you can really hear it whispered in your ears,
so please prepare your headphones and enjoy it in front of the TV.
To give it a try, Kyomoto-san, can you whisper how it sounds like?
Kyomoto-san?
Did I get it wrong?
I thought it was Kyosuke.
And earlier, we asked you to use your headphones and listen to how it sounds like.
And viewers, you can also use your headphones and listen to how it sounds like.
So, Kyomoto-san, please whisper it for us!
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
Say it again.
Can you not hear me?
I can't hear you. Say it again.
Can you hear me?
Can you say it backwards?
Can you hear me?
Actually, we can hear you from a while ago.
We're recruiting fast-talking celebrities as well as normal lines.
So please post as many as you like.
It's a good microphone, isn't it?
I'm excited.
Shall we start? Let's start with Mr. Hatsushi.
Can I choose now?
Okay.
Well...
Shall we start with whispering?
Whispering?
That's right.
Well...
Kasai.
Me? Okay.
Okay.
Whispering.
Okay.
From Shari-shari-bouki in Chiba Prefecture.
When I was taking a walk in the rain with Mr. Kasai,
I was about to go buy an umbrella,
but he whispered in my ear.
Kasai is getting more and more erotic every month.
What's going on?
It happens too often.
Too often?
I've been carrying it for about a year.
It's been a month and you're acting like a monster.
No.
As expected.
Thank you.
It's 70 percent.
Damn it.
Next, Koma-san, please.
I understand.
Then, Croaker, please whisper in my ear.
Whisper.
Whisper, everyone.
Whisper.
Please continue with the "charge series"
and "charge series"
in the "No way that's gonna happen to men in their 20s in Tokyo"
I want you to go to drink with Croaker and whisper in my impatient ear, "I've run out of battery".
Liar.
You're a spy, aren't you?
The switch came in in an instant.
This is nostalgic.
You said it was different from usual.
But you didn't say anything wrong.
You said it was different from usual.
But you didn't say anything wrong.
Your voice got louder.
You have a way with words, professor.
I have a way with words?
I passed.
What audition did you do?
Kobayashi's little sister contest.
National Kobayashi's little sister contest.
Don't host it without permission.
Next, it's Goto's turn.
Yes, yes.
Say "charging series".
There aren't many "charging" series.
No "charging" at all?
Next, Kyomoto.
Yes.
Yes, Mie's smile.
Normal or whisper?
Let's whisper this.
Yes.
Kyomoto suddenly came to me and whispered.
There were no words on the monitor, so Kyomoto-san said, "I don't know what you're talking about."
That's good. Your face is red.
It's cold, isn't it?
It's not my first time, though. I'm sorry.
No, no, it's fine.
I've played tennis online before.
Okay, let's move on. Next up is Atsushi-san, please.
Okay, let's start with men.
Kato-kun.
From the audience...
Someone put it in, didn't they?
Mii-san! Who is it, Mii-san?
Tsuruseko!
He's using the venue's privileges!
I'm happy for you!
Wow! Listen carefully! It's right in front of you!
It'll come back here, right?
That's right!
How about we call Inoue to try it out?
Why?
It's easier for us to go and see it ourselves!
Okay, everyone, since you're whispering, please put on headphones and earphones.
On your way home from a date, I'd like you, Kato and Kazuki-san, to whisper in my ear.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm in trouble.
- Thank you. - As expected, women like bad men.
- It's not bad at all. - All right.
Well, we're going to talk a lot today, so next up is Kuma-san, please.
- Everyone, have you noticed? - Yes.
For a while now, Kumada Yoku-san has been shaking her fingers.
- She's been saying, "Let me in!" - I was thinking the same thing.
She's been saying, "Let me in!"
- Kumada-san, please! - I don't think you're good at it, but...
- Kumada-san! - Yes?
- Let's go with normal. - Normal?!
- Don't use headphones! - Don't use headphones!
- Tokyo! - Yes?
It's normal, so don't use headphones.
Energetic and agile men and women.
I'd like Kumada Yoku-san to sing "Gacha Man" style.
Who is it? Who is it?
Kuma-san!
Oh, it's you!
He's so kind!
But he has a cute voice!
He has a low voice, but he has a cute voice.
And at first, he said "who is it?"
Why? Why?
He wanted to be funny, didn't he?
Now, Goto-san is in 3rd place, so let's go after him!
Well, then...
Since we're here, let's go after that man!
I'll make you nervous!
Leave it to me!
I'm here because I'm handsome!
Nice to meet you!
Eh, are you serious?
The venue doesn't look good either...
That's right, it feels like no one is asking for it!
It's hard to choose!
What do you want, Inoue-san?
Please whisper it to me!
You want me to whisper it to you?
Yes!
I understand!
Inoue-san has...
I did it!
...released this song, "non-fry style" in Okayama Prefecture.
Eh...
"non-fry style" Inoue-san whispered it out loud for the first time!
Everyone, please use headphones and earphones!
I can't introduce my hair style!
I wish I had a hairstyle like Katon!
He said "beauty salon" and "what kind of hair style we will do today" and I said "beauty salon".
Let's study more and more!
Well, Kyomoto.
Normal. Kagoshima prefecture, Kantasu. Male, 20 years old.
Kyomoto-san, who gave me detailed warnings, said to me with tears in his eyes that I got angry and had a fight.
I don't care about you. I won't get this angry, you idiot!
Kin! Kin! Kin! Kin!
Now, next up is Kuma-san!
Can I say a secret technique?
A secret technique?
Um...
Whisper...
Kumada and...
Kurokawari.
Huh?
Can I do a double?
Please pinch me from both sides.
Please pinch me!
That's a luxurious technique!
Takeda Shinken.
What is it?
Yamada Shiken. Double K.
It's my first time doing it.
Men in their 30s...
Kumada and...
Kurokawa...
I want you to whisper to me.
Tomorrow...
is my birthday...
Kurokawa-san will spend his birthday with me.
I'm running out of time. The next one will be the last one.
What? Really?
Please choose one.
Kasai or Kato?
Kato. Kato-kun.
Hinoe is here, too.
I like this one. Let's go with this one.
Kato-kun.
Yamagata Prefecture's little Rambo-san.
He's a bad guy.
No, no. He's whispering.
He's whispering, isn't he?
Yes.
Kato-san, please say something to me, who yawned in boredom.
This segment ends here.
What are the results of the vote?
It seems that the results of the vote have come out.
Viewers, Atsushi-san, Koba-san, Goto-san, who chose the lines?
We will give away Munekyun Voice, which Kurokawa-san, Kasai-san, Kyomoto-san, Kumada-san, and Goto-san chose, to our viewers.
You won't include mine, will you?
That's right!
For more information, we will announce it at the end of this program, so please watch it until the end!
And everyone, we have an announcement for you!
In about 25 minutes, we will start posting Munekyun Deep Theater.
In this segment, guests will improvise Munekyun lines for us.
The theme is "lines you want to hear while waiting for a date".
Along with the lines, please write what kind of situation it is and send it to us!
We are looking forward to your posts!
We are looking for gestures that you show when you are excited.
We will introduce some of the posts you posted and decide the ranking of "heart attack gestures" by voting from the viewers of "did you get a heart attack?"
For those who become the first place, we will give you a deep note with all guests' autographs today!
Ms. Crocker and Ms. Kasai, do you have it?
Yes, we will give you this note!
Now, let's introduce the posts!
Now, let's start with Mr. Goto!
Oh, do you want me to choose?
Yes!
He came to choose!
Oh, that's right!
It's my job to choose, isn't it?
It's your job to choose!
Well...
Oh, this one!
My job is to wait for you at home!
No, it's not your job!
There is no guarantee!
Well, how about this one?
Mr. Tansanome of Hokkaido!
When a woman is thinking between her nose and lips, it makes me want to see it.
Has Mr. Goto's comment caught your attention? Or not? Everyone, please vote!
The pen is now in Mr. Bori's hand.
How do you feel when you are in Mr. Bori's hand?
You dropped it.
Isn't it cute? You dropped it.
I can feel it, but I can't feel it when I'm in Mr. Bori's hand.
I see.
You don't have to do it like that. You can hold it in your hand.
But it's nice, isn't it, Mr. Bori?
You can't do it like that.
I'm sorry. Maybe it wasn't because of me that you couldn't feel it.
You said it with such confidence.
The number of people who voted for Mr. Bori's comment is 23%.
Now, the ranking is...
Just in case...
Yes, it's first place for now.
I'm sorry. It's my fault.
Now, let's move on.
Yes.
Who should we choose next?
Kanto, Kyoto...
Chat is...
Akko-san.
It's close.
Chat is Akko-san.
A woman is embarrassed and hides her face in a book or notebook and only looks this way.
This is good.
Now, please vote for this vote or not.
A woman is embarrassed and hides her face in a book and only looks this way.
It's like a camera man.
Gold, gold, gold...
Wait a minute. What's with this notebook and illustration?
Gold, gold, gold...
What's this?
Gold, gold, gold...
It's like a manga that ends with 10 episodes in a girls' manga magazine.
Hide it and come out with your eyes.
73% of you came out with your eyes closed with your face covered in a coat.
So, the ranking is...
A woman who gets sexier every month
That's horrible.
Well, let's move on.
Well, next is...
Koba-san.
Understood.
Well...
Fukui Prefecture, Toitsumoshi.
Male, 10 years old.
A woman who is sitting in a chair and thinking while spinning around.
Well, everyone...
That's nothing! That's nothing!
A woman who is sitting in a chair and thinking while spinning around.
Do you think it's a good idea? Or not? Please vote for us!
Spinning around...
It's no use even if I do it.
It's no use even if you do it.
If you do it, I'm sure...
She looks innocent and cute.
This woman is...
Don't you spin?
It's a chair that doesn't spin.
Like you're spinning?
That's an exercise.
That's right.
That's weird.
That doesn't spin.
Yes, it doesn't.
Koba-san's chair spins.
Mine spins too.
A woman who is sitting in a chair and thinking while spinning around.
She was spinning last week.
A woman who is sitting in a chair and thinking while spinning around.
She's hard.
Unfortunately, she didn't win first place.
Wasn't it like that?
Yes, 25%.
Isn't it pretty good?
Wasn't everyone talking about the hardness of the chair?
We couldn't answer that urgently.
Now, who will choose next?
Oh, I see.
Yes, this corner...
Guests, please choose.
Okay.
Hmm...
Let's see...
Oh, this member from Okinawa Prefecture, Bando-san's boiled egg.
This is good.
"Farewell" is when you say "bye-bye" with only your mouth and wave your hand.
This is good.
Everyone, please vote.
How is it?
Is it good?
Please vote.
This is a bit...
"Is it good?" is a bit dangerous, isn't it?
Kyomoto-san, do it.
It's usually at night, you know!
Bye bye
Oh, but this number has risen, but 71% of the people who wave their hands and say "bye bye" with only their mouths are women!
Unfortunately, it did not reach first place!
Now first place is 73%.
73%.
Everyone, please choose something that exceeds 73%.
Kurokawa-san, would you like to choose one?
Let's see...
Shiganai Owl-san from Kagawa Prefecture is a woman in her 30s.
When she sees a man massaging his hair with one hand and sighing, it makes her nervous.
It makes people who are weak feel nervous.
Now, everyone, what do you think? Please vote!
Do you feel nervous?
Do you like it?
What do you feel nervous about?
That's right. When you're tired, you feel nervous.
A little more...
Do you feel nervous?
I'm a little tired.
Kato-kun, you do it!
It's real!
Kato-kun, it's like you're raising your hand, isn't it?
This is a little difficult.
It's like you're at work, isn't it?
No, it's like...
It's like you're in the middle of work!
When you say "haa", it's like...
When a man massages his hair with one hand and sighing, it's a little less.
It's 11%.
Unfortunately, it's over.
It's difficult.
Now, Kasai.
Yes, I'm...
Saga Prefecture's...
Majihime?
Could it be...
Majihime.
Matsuyuki Yasuko-san.
Ah, Shinjihime-san.
Matsuyuki Yasuko-san.
Majuhime?
Majuhime!
No, could it be...
Majuhime! Majuhime!
Majuhime, but...
Shinji and...
Majuhime-san!
Majuhime.
Twenty-year-old.
It could be Majuhi.
When you're on the phone,
while holding a phone in your hand and face,
you can take notes.
Ah, this is common.
Everyone, what do you think?
Please vote!
Look at him holding up a memo!
- He's a cool guy. - Yeah, you're right.
- Is he from Iwamoto, where Reiji is from? - He's from Iwamoto.
- He's from a factory in eastern Osaka. - He's from eastern Osaka.
- You like him, don't you? - I like him.
- But I don't like the way he's working hard. - Yeah, you're right.
Holding up a memo with his shoulders and face clenched together!
36% of people voted for him!
So he didn't win first place!
- So, Kumada, you want to go? - Yes!
I got this from a woman in Nagano Prefecture, Pan-san.
- Pan-san? - Pan-san.
I love the way a man puts on his earphones.
- That's how it is. - So, everyone!
Do you like it? Do you not like it?
- Please vote for me! - But I might like this one better!
- This is a headphone. - Oh, it's an earphone.
- It doesn't fit in your ears. - Oh, I see.
- It doesn't fit in your ears. - It doesn't fit in your ears.
- But I think I know what it is. - You know what it is?
- What is it? - You put on a cotton swab together.
- You put on a cotton swab together, too. - Oh, you're right.
- A cotton swab is better. - But...
If you go to a sports center, you'll find a lot of people like this.
- You know what I mean? - Yeah.
- It's not like that at all. - Oh, it's not like that at all!
- It's not like that at all! - Oh, it's not like that at all!
The movement of his fingers when he puts on his earphones
- It's not like that at all. - 12% of people voted for him!
- The ranking gap continues. - Is it the last one?
- Yes, it's the last one. - Oh.
- Now, this is the last post. - Oh.
- Let's check the current ranking here. - Oh.
First of all, third place is...
Taking notes with shoulders and face holding earphones together.
Second place is... "Waving goodbye with only mouth."
First place is... "Taking notes with shoulders and face holding earphones together."
This is 73%!
Yeah, it was cute.
Is there anything above 73%?
- There is. - There is!
- There is? - Yes.
- Um, I'm asking you over here. - There is.
Um, don't be so unfriendly! Let me sleep at home!
- Please, everyone, 73%! - No, no, I'm not lying!
I'm having fun recording!
It's a live broadcast!
- If you're that confident... - It's a live broadcast!
- Anything above 73%? - No, I have a good one!
- I'll say it! - Go ahead.
- Um, in Fukushima Prefecture, Nelkoa Sosatsu-san... - Sosatsu-san...
When a female colleague sneezes...
Kyun!
She will say 'kyun!'
- Everyone, what do you think? Please vote for her! - Can we recreate it just for today?
- I want to see it in a cute way! - That's right!
- Can we recreate it just for today? - Can we do it for today?
- It's difficult! - Try it!
- Can we recreate it just for today? - Can we recreate it just for today?
- It's difficult!
- That's it for today's poll. - It's difficult, isn't it?
- The number of girls who sneezed and said "kiss" is 36%. - I don't like girls like that.
- It's busy. - So, the ranking is...
- It's in the 3rd place! - It's in the 3rd place!
- So, the 1st place for heartless gestures is...
- The chat is from @sankoshi. - It was me!
- She decided to cover her face with a notebook and look at it with her eyes only!
We will give you a notebook with autographs of all of our guests today!
Please use it well!
Look! Look! Look!
Show me the cover.
What is this?
We will give you a notebook with autographs of all of our guests today!
What kind of notebook is it?
It's good. A notebook is good.
It's good. It's cute.
You can't see the whole thing.
It's like a memo pad.
So, that's it for Munekyun's behavior ranking!
A funny and crazy battle!
In a way, my heart is pounding.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Junichi Mogi.
Let me introduce you to today's fighters.
First in red corner, 177cm, 60kg.
He's currently winning four rounds.
Magnetist, Takashi Nagasawa!
Hello!
Yes, that's it!
Please!
In blue corner, 170cm, 110kg.
He's a member of JUICYS.
First in red corner!
Let's hear their enthusiasm.
First of all, Nagasawa, who has won four rounds, will win today.
After Johnny O and ZUN's Iio, it will be the third person's glasses.
Are you talking about glasses?
Are you talking about that?
It's electric shock, isn't it?
I didn't think it would suddenly melt.
You've got a lot of room, haven't you?
There are customers here today, too.
I'm very nervous.
I've never been so nervous.
I see.
I'm getting used to it, but it's a little different today, isn't it?
There are a lot of people here.
There are customers here, aren't there?
Yes, there are.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to the challenger, ZUN.
And then you, Kenichi Akaba.
It's been a while.
How do you feel about it?
To be honest, I couldn't sleep last night because of this job.
Well, I was able to sleep for two or three hours in the afternoon.
You slept a little, didn't you?
Yes, I slept a little.
I'm very nervous.
He's nervous.
His lips are shaking a little.
Now, I'd like to ask Tamura, Kobayashi, and Goto to choose the key to the confrontation.
Everyone is on electric shock.
How do you feel about it?
But it's strong, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Is it true?
It's extremely strong.
It's strong.
And there's also the moon.
Oh, that's important.
The opponent is the moon.
If Akaba was watching the show, he'd be very excited and energetic.
I don't think he'll lose.
I see.
But it's obvious that he's not very energetic right now.
I think so, too.
Yes!
And now, I'd like to ask the guests to raise their X-sign cards in their hands.
And I'd like to ask the audience to raise their X-sign cards, too.
I'm sure these people will go to Syria.
The final decision of this battle will only be made by the audience's vote.
Votes can be changed as many times as you like.
Please vote more and more.
The winner will get the right to leave next time.
Let's get started.
Comedy crazy battle, start!
First of all, Tamura-san, Nagasawa-san, please choose a crazy post.
Next, Kumamoto Prefecture, Masaru-san, Nagasawa-san, please do a pop ghost that suddenly appears in your pillow.
Wow, it's difficult!
Now, from men in their 30s...
Do your best!
Nagasawa-san, please do a pop ghost that suddenly appears in your pillow.
Now, Nagasawa-san, please do it!
How are you lately?
Pasta...
Are you rolling?
If you think it's funny, please vote for it.
You can change it as many times as you like.
Everyone is rolling.
I've heard of it somewhere.
It means you've been cornered.
You've been cornered enough to raise your hand.
When I said "pasta", I wasn't sure if I should do it or not.
But I did it.
Ueda-san said it was good, so I did it.
Let's continue.
Please vote for Akaba-san.
Akaba...
Let's see.
Kagawa Prefecture, Thomas, male, 30 years old.
What kind of dance does the super popular band "Uzairu" do?
Can you show us a little?
From men in their 30s...
What kind of dance does the super popular band "Uzairu" do?
Can you show us a little?
Akaba-san...
Please show us!
Now, round and round...
Kasai-san was happy, but...
It was annoying!
It was annoying! It was funny!
It was funny!
Now, round and round...
Now, it's round 2!
Now, Goto-san, please choose a crazy post from Nagasawa-san.
Now, Nagasaki's special parfait...
Nagasawa-san, please tell foreign tourists about the most popular Japanese 10th place!
I'm good at ranking!
Now, from women in their 20s...
Nagasawa-san, please tell foreign tourists about the most popular Japanese 10th place!
Now, Nagasawa-san...
Please!
Shonin Kamon!
Is that popular?
It's the 10th place, Shonin Kamon!
Where did you hear it?
I heard it.
It was 12th place, wasn't it?
Yes, it was 12th place.
No, it was 156th place.
Was it?
Yes.
Now, it's 10th place, isn't it?
One more time?
It was 12th place, wasn't it?
I haven't played it yet.
Checking the scene!
It's highly testable, isn't it?
You like reporting, don't you?
Now!
It's a double bell!
The bell and the enemy are proportional!
Now, if you think it's funny, you'll get a round penalty.
Oh no, Nagasawa-san!
The penalty is increasing!
Is it that severe?
It's very serious!
Nagasawa-san is very serious!
Now, Tamura-san!
Please choose a word for Akaba-san!
A man from Kanagawa-prefecture, Cloud!
Akaba-san!
You won the best word for "good job" in all the national "good job" competitions, didn't you?
Please tell us!
From men in their 20s.
Akaba-san!
He won the best "yoisho" award at the national "yoisho" championship.
Please tell us about it.
Well then, Akaba-san, if you please!
Oh, it's so good!
Huh? Did you really...
make this in five minutes?
Seven!
Please give us a round of applause!
Round or X, everyone in the studio, please raise your hands!
Now, they're at a loss!
Round or X, they're at a loss!
Now, everyone in the guest room, is it round or X?
Now, how is it?
It's just that he's the best of the chosen ones.
Yeah.
Kanto-san, with a bitter look on your face, is giving out Xes, right?
Well, five minutes is a little...
I think it's common, probably.
Look, is there even three minutes?
Five minutes...
You can't fix it in five minutes, can you?
Final Round!
Now, this is the final round!
The next is the final battle!
Viewers, please vote for who will determine their fate!
Now, Kendo Kobayashi-san, Nagasawa-san, please choose an unreasonable post!
Nagasawa-san, this...
This is where you're at, right?
Can you answer it?
That's right.
Saitama Prefecture!
Apple-pleplepleover!
For men!
Super popular group, Uzail!
What kind of song do you sing?
Will it be okay?
Now, men in their 20s...
Super popular group, Uzail!
What kind of song do you sing?
Please tell us!
Now, Nagasawa-san...
Huh? Fast! Fast, fast, fast!
Please!
It's a song, isn't it?
Weho, weho, weho, weho, weho!
We, we, for Fufein people,
Ha-ho-huyo Fufein!
If you think it's funny, please vote for it!
Now, gradually, "o" and "maru" and "batsu" are separated.
"kamite" is "maru", "shimoto" is "batsu" and "huyo- huyo" is "fuein".
And guests, "batsu" is up.
Now, in the final round, Mr. Goto!
Yes!
Please choose your "muchaburi" post for "akaba".
There are some posts that are a little high-tension and I want to see them.
What should I do? Which one should I do?
Well...
This is from Ibaraki Prefecture, Mr. Daidara Bocchi!
He is a man.
Mr. Akaba!
Please shout "ei! ei! o! o!" with more power than "ei! ei! o! o!"
Now, from a man in his teens...
Mr. Akaba!
Please shout "ei! ei! o! o!" with more power than "ei! ei! o! o!"
Now...
Mr. Akaba!
Please do it!
Sabel won! Please vote for him!
Mr. Tamura, Mr. Kobayashi and Mr. Goto, how did you like today's battle?
The studio is full of people!
I like "hue hue fein" of "kuniku".
But I was surprised that Kasai said "interesting" honestly.
Cute!
Cute! Like a rice ball!
Like a rice ball!
Cute!
He misunderstands it.
The voting has ended.
The results have come out!
Who is the winner?
Nagasawa Takashi of Jishaku?
Akaba Kenichi of Juicy's?
I'm happy that we were able to have an event like this, but above all, I'm happy that Tomomi-chan said I was cute.
I'm happy!
What's up? Did you get a story line?
Why?
Don't get used to it all of a sudden.
I'm getting goosebumps.
Anyway, it was cute.
I'm happy.
It's cute how you think of it like this.
That's gross.
She might have gotten carried away a little.
And unfortunately, she lost.
That's frustrating.
What happened?
She's always like this.
She wasn't in a bad mood, but she was strong.
She lost, but...
But everyone who has supported me up until now...
Even when I slip and fall, Atsushi-san and Kenkoba-san always follow me.
Thank you for everything.
Are you serious?!
If we have another chance in the future, we'll be waiting for you.
Thank you very much!
Now, for the next funny battle...
Today, Akaba Kenichi and the challenger will have a battle against middle school students.
Tamura-san, that's all for now!
Next week is scary!
It's an unseen battle.
What's going to happen?
Maybe it's better if we don't have an on-air broadcast.
An on-air broadcast?
That's all for today's funny and crazy battle!
This is the last segment of the "heart attack" festival!
In this segment, we're collecting "heart attack" lines that you want Isei to say during a date.
Please think about the situation when you say the lines and send them in.
Today's guests will improvise on those lines and act them out for us.
Improvising on a play is quite...
Right!
It's quite difficult, especially when you're practicing for a play.
A lot of people have experience with plays.
Right.
This is the first time we're watching someone improvise on a play.
It's a project that can only be done with Munekyu Master.
Guests, are you ready?
Oh, he's not listening.
Guests?
Yes!
If you're ready, it's okay, right?
- Okay! - Are you ready?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Shall we go? - Yes, please go ahead!
- Right away! - Who's going to improvise and who's actually going to act?
- Oh, I see! - Who's going to choose?
- It's going to be us! - It's going to be us!
- Is there anyone familiar with that bench? - It's going to be us!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
Good evening, everyone! I'm Chan of Extra!
- Extra?! - Here he is!
He came out of nowhere, didn't he?
Good evening, everyone!
A man who is indispensable for this project has appeared!
- That's right! - Nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you, too! - Wow, he's so cool!
- Now, I'd like to get started. - Yes, please go ahead!
- Shall we go? - Yes, please go ahead!
Kain, Toyama Prefecture. "Days that give me a part-time job", male.
Mei-chan and Kato-kun, please.
- Oh! - Suddenly?
- It's going to be you two. - Nice!
For now, please put your roles in your heads.
- You'll be given a part-time job in Toyama Prefecture. - Oh, AD-san, you're in the spotlight!
- AD-san, you're in the spotlight! - No, I'm not AD-san!
- I'm not AD-san! - No, you're not!
- I'm supporting you! - Yes, you are!
- The director was in the spotlight normally! - What's going on?!
- The director was in the spotlight normally! - Oh, I see!
- Can you do it? - Yes!
- It looks like she's done it. - As expected of her.
- Let's move on. - I'm excited.
It's a post from Ms. Phoebe, who gives her a part-time job in Toyama Prefecture.
Yes.
I want her to say this on her birthday date.
It's funny.
Let's watch it!
- Thank you for waiting. - Sure.
- Today is your birthday, right? - Yes.
- I'll take you anywhere you like. - Really?
- Where do you want to go? - Well...
- Residence, church and honeymoon! - Uh-huh.
- Give me a normal one. - I want a normal one.
- We did it again today. - Can you give it to me now?
- Well, I'm sorry. Normal is... - I'm in love with you, bastard!
Please choose your next meal!
So there's only male roles and female roles left...
- That's right, but... - Most of them are played by Kato-kun, though.
You can do it! You can do it at all, everyone!
Well, then...
The female role is...
Oh, it's a bear!
So, Kato-kun... Could you do me a favor?
It's not a role with a lot of burden, so...
It's a role played by a male in his 30s in Sakanoue, Osaka Prefecture.
It's a line she said when she was late for a meeting due to overtime work.
- Yes! - Then I'll do it. - Yes!
- Is this okay? - Oh, you're fast!
- You're fast! - It looks like you're ready!
- It's a bear! - Let's do it!
- It's an actress bear! - It's a role played by Sakanoue in Osaka Prefecture!
- Super actress! - It's a role played by Sakanoue in Osaka Prefecture!
It's a line she said when she was late for a meeting due to overtime work.
Well, then... Could you do me a favor?
Sorry, I'm late.
Do you like overtime work that much?
If you say it like that, I have work to do.
I know. If you like overtime work that much, today's date is overtime work too.
Her lines are pretty...
She's a woman with a good head spin too.
She's got a good sense of humor.
But I'm worried about Chan.
She's twisted too much. Will she be okay next?
What should we do?
He's a man of variation.
Let's move on.
Next up is Goto-san.
Let's see...
Shizuoka Prefecture's Custard...
Custard-net-san.
Goto-san and Kasai-san.
I'm here.
I can't reach you.
I'm here.
I'm not defeated.
I'm not defeated by Goto-san.
What are you talking about?
I can't reach you.
You can't reach me?
I can't reach you.
I'm here!
Can you say that to the viewers?
I'm here!
Kato-san and Kasai-san, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's move on.
This is a message from Shizuoka Prefecture's Custard-net-san.
She's always late, but it's rare for her to come on time and say this.
Please say it!
Custard-net-san.
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Oho!
You came just in time.
That's rare.
Hey...
Hmm?
Where's "one by one"?
I have to make sure that their love is safe, too.
I'm not an idiot!
We don't need that kind of thing!
We don't need you two making sure that you're safe!
- Oh, you don't need it? - Not in this school!
I don't know what you're going to do in the end, but you've already bought it!
You're the one who's in love with him! Believe in him more!
Be careful, Haru!
- To yourself? - You, right? - To yourself, right?
- To yourself... - It's Mai!
- It's Mai!
- Let's continue! - Tochigi Prefecture!
Maru-san, this is Kyomoto-san and...
Um... men... What should I do?
- Then... Kato-kun, please. - Again?!
- Kato-san... - My legs are getting really tired!
- I'm just standing! - You can sit down!
- I don't have to stand up?
Tochigi Prefecture's Maru, a man in his 20s...
- Is that okay? Kato-kun, your lines are short. - Yes, thank you!
Kyomoto-san, are you having a hard time?
- Kato-san, you're fast, and you're well-prepared! - Wow, Kato-san!
Kyomoto-san, you've already turned it on!
- If you turn it on, it'll be a disaster! - Okay, it looks like you're ready!
This is a message from Tochigi Prefecture's Maru-san!
When we weren't dating yet, Kyomoto-san was late for a meeting.
When I asked him why, he said...
Okay, let's hear it!
Sorry, I overslept.
Huh? What are you talking about?
Because...
I couldn't sleep when I was thinking about how to confess my love.
I'm sorry, but I can't say it out loud.
I see, I see.
Now, the next Munekyun Deep Theater has become the last one.
Is it over? Is it over?
It's fast.
Can I say it?
Yes, let's go, let's go.
Kyoto-style "Burn Me, Cosmo" for women in their teens.
This is by Kato-kun!
It's the last one!
Yes.
You know...
It can't be helped.
The last Munekyun!
Could you help me, Kurokawa-san?
I got it! I'll watch it!
Yes!
Huh? Me?
Burn Me, Cosmo
When Kato-san saw me at the meeting place, he said...
This is something only Kato can do.
It's a good pen name, though.
"Burn Me, Cosmo," right?
Huh?
Burn Me, Cosmo.
Oh, you have it?
Oh, nice! I like that meeting!
A meeting between professional actors!
It's like they're watching a stage performance or something.
Well, it looks like we're ready!
Let's go!
This is a message from Kyoto-style "Burn Me, Cosmo"!
Burn Me, Cosmo
When Kato-san saw me at the meeting place, he said...
Burn Me, Cosmo
Let's watch it!
No, not at all.
Go home.
What's wrong? Why do you want me to go home?
I don't want to show such a cute appearance to another man.
We can see the talent of actors and entertainers.
It's a calm analysis.
You've become a good entertainer.
This segment ends here.
Thank you very much to all guests for playing.
Today's guests Kurokawa-san, Kasai-san, Kyomoto-san, Kumada-san, Kato-san's "Making Voice" can be downloaded from the program's mobile site starting this afternoon.
It's limited to members of the program, so please register for this opportunity and get a gift!
Now, and one more announcement!
Today's guest is Mei Kurokawa, who is starring in the period drama "Sunflower".
It airs every Friday night at 8pm on BS Premium.
Ichihara Hayato-san and Narimiya Hiroki-san play two young men who, at the end of their lives, decide to cut off their own lives.
And Kurokawa-san, you two play the leading roles.
Yes, that's right.
Could you tell us about each of you?
Ichihara-san will play Bushi and Narimiya-san will play Rampoy.
These two young men are working hard to open up a new era, and I'm sure they will be synchronized with modern times.
It's a work that will give you courage and hope, so please watch it!
So you two are watching over them?
That's right!
For now, we'll let them get along with each other...
Celebrate...
But! That's what it's like...
Ichihara is a straight-forward role.
That's right, she's a straight-forward role, so we'll leave it as it is.
We hope you'll watch it!
"Sunset Tree" airs every Friday night at 8 PM.
And with that, we'll end tonight's show.
For those of you who read tonight's post, after the broadcast is over, please check the website for how to receive gifts.
And now...
This is a limited gift quiz held by members of Melbourne.
Out of those who answer correctly, we'll give out gift notes with autographs of all guests to five people.
Here you go.
No matter how many times you look at it, it's funny.
And for next week's "Dip", our guests are...
Who?
NMB48's Miyuki Watanabe and Nana Yamada!
First appearance, Sonmi-san and Kirin-no-o.
We also have a check plan to diagnose your cause of stress, so please join us next week!
So, how was it for you, Kurukawa-san?
I had a lot of fun. I was nervous at first, but I had a lot of fun.
It's a fun place, isn't it? Please come and have fun.
How about you, Kasahi?
I had a lot of fun today, so I was more nervous when I saw people doing it.
I was a little nervous, too.
You must have had a lot of fun at Kyomoto-san's show, too.
Yes, I did.
Thank you very much!
Thank you, Kyomoto-san!
After this, on One Seg Two Channel...
Why Kyomoto-san?
On One Seg Two Channel, there will be a sequel to Deep A.
I hope you'll watch it, too!
So, everyone...
Everyone in Kanda, please join us, too!
On One Seg Two Channel!
Thank you!
We'll see you in One Seg Two Channel in one minute!
Goodbye!