AISubs v3.7
Suddenly, but mysteriously, I'll check how soft your head is!
A mystery from Mr. Toroji Yamata of Fukuoka Prefecture.
Where are the most homeless people in Todo Prefecture?
A. Kyoto Prefecture.
B. Yamanashi Prefecture.
C. Tokyo Prefecture.
D. Okinawa Prefecture.
And so, tonight's "Deep A" will be held in 47 Todo Prefectures around the country, and we'll have you compete for how soft your head is!
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Real-time participation variety show "Deep A"!
Good evening!
"Deep A" has begun!
Tonight, we'll continue with our 59-minute live broadcast.
Now, since high school baseball season is coming up...
It's coming up soon.
Tonight, "Deep A" will be held in 47 Todo Prefectures around the country.
And so, tonight's "Deep A" will be held in 47 Todo Prefectures around the country.
Tonight, we'll continue with our 59-minute live broadcast.
Now, since high school baseball season is coming up...
We're going to announce the winner of "Deep A" who has the softest head in the country!
Now, "Deep A" has done "nazunazu" several times.
- Do you get it now? - Yes.
- It should be easier and more fun. - There are monsters living in B.F.A.I.N.E.A. now.
- I'm not good at such a hot battle. - Well, you're carrying it in Osaka.
I'm also a representative of Yamaguchi Prefecture.
Yamaguchi Prefecture has a lot of smart people.
- Is that so? - That's right.
- I'll say it for the first time, but Yamaguchi Prefecture's Prime Minister is... - How many times do I have to say it?!
- He's the one who comes out the most. - Every time I say it at the Prime Minister's Special Meeting in Todohsuken.
- The great Prime Minister comes out of here. - Is that so?
I'm Miwa Hideka, an NHK announcer from Mie Prefecture. Nice to meet you.
Tonight's attention-gathering project "Deep Nazoji Kyoushien" will have everyone in the country answer "Nazoji"
and decide Japan's most smart people in Todohsuken.
Please make your hometown Japan's best!
You can participate in "Deep謎々" from the middle, but if you answer all "Deep謎々" from the first question,
your smartness will be judged in five stages!
So, for those of you who have a remote control, please press this button.
And for those of you who have a cell phone, smartphone, or computer, please access the show's website and participate right now!
She doesn't like it. She doesn't like it at all.
Now, everyone, please do your best for your hometown!
Now, let's look back at "Deep謎々" that we covered earlier.
Where is Todohsuken, where there are many people who lack sleep?
A. Kyoto Prefecture B. Yamanashi Prefecture
C. Tokyo Prefecture D. Okinawa Prefecture
There are only about two minutes left until the end of the answer.
- Everyone, please hurry up and answer! - Is that so?
- There are still two minutes left! - Yes, it's the first one, so it's only the first two minutes.
- I see, you've already come up with an answer! - Eh?!
- Yamato's hometown. - Eh?! I haven't come up with one!
- Ah! Um... I'm from my hometown... - Ahaha!
- and I'd like to introduce a guest who will challenge "Deep謎々"! - Ahaha!
- You know what you're doing, don't you?! - Ahaha!
- I'm Miyazawa from S.A. of Kyoto Prefecture! - Ahaha!
- S.A. of Kyoto Prefecture... - I'll do my best!
- I'm Iriki Mari from Kagoshima Prefecture! - I'll do my best!
- Ms. Oasis Mitsuna from Aichi Prefecture!
- Ms. Furupon Murakami from Ibaraki Prefecture! - I'll do my best!
- How confident are you? - Yes!
- Did you get it? - Yes!
- I got the mood of the song, but I can't guarantee you'll get it right.
- As a question for Ms. Haruno... - Everyone, please raise your voice!
- As a question for Ms. Haruno... - It's hard to hear!
- Everyone, please raise your voice! - What is this?!
- Good evening, I'm Junichi Mogi. - I'm Junichi Mogi!
- Since today's topic is "mysterious mystery public service", I'll play the role of an umpire.
Those of you who know the answer to the first question, please listen to me and tell me what you think is the correct answer.
However, you can only listen once.
Only once!
Once, huh...
Mori-san!
What is it?
There's something I'd like to explain.
What is it?
I was shaking a steak.
Huh?!
I was cooking a steak with my feet.
Is that so?!
Yes!
Did something happen?
No, I was fighting with my wife.
That's a lie!
I'm not joking!
It's not that you're joking, but you're walking at a slow pace today.
I see!
It's disadvantageous.
Then...
The verdict is...
Do you want this one?
Oh, I see.
Of course.
Then I'll take it...
Oh, you'll take it?
You look like an old man.
You do that regularly, don't you?
You do it regularly, don't you?
Yes!
I have a headache, too.
You're late!
My right leg hurts and I have a headache in my left leg. I'm leaving!
Everyone, Kobayashi-san is on his way, but if you know him, please say hello to me!
I know him! I know him!
Tamura-san!
The correct answer is "strike". If you're wrong, you'll be called "ball".
Okay, Mitsura-san, go ahead.
If you're right, please raise your hand.
Wow!
Okay, Iriki-san, please answer why you chose that answer.
The correct answer is...
Fumin!
Yes!
That's right!
Fumin!
Kyoto! It's Fumin, right?
It's Fumin!
That's right!
- I said B. - B? Why?
Because there's no sea and we don't have enough swimming.
- Swimming? - What?
- Isn't that swimming? - Because it's swimming.
- That's... - Yes, the mystery of the moment...
- What was that about? - Yes, here it is.
Is it correct for each prefecture? It's a ranking.
1st is Kyoto Prefecture, 47th is Chiba Prefecture.
- The people of Kyoto Prefecture... - Why is it Kyoto Prefecture?
- It's easy to notice. - I thought it was Okinawa.
- Isn't it a prefecture called Okinawa? - What?
We will collect the correct answer rates of each prefecture in Japan.
There are 12 questions in total, and the average correct answer rate is the highest.
We will make Okinawa the softest prefecture in Japan.
Go for it, Yamaguchi Prefecture!
You can still participate in "Nazo Nazo" now, so please participate more and more for your hometown!
Go for it, Yamaguchi Prefecture!
Now, let's move on to the next "Nazo Nazo".
If you have a mobile phone, smartphone or computer, please click the following picture.
Are you ready?
Here is the second question!
Who is the smartest of the next four?
If you know the answer, please raise your right hand!
- Tamura-san, you were fast! - Thank you!
- Now, it's your turn! - Give me the ball!
- If you know the answer, please raise your ear. - Eh? You don't know?
- Viewers, even if you think it's difficult, we'll give you a hint. - Hint! Hint!
Even if you don't know the answer, please don't answer recklessly and wait for a while.
- Shall we give you a hint? - Yes, it's a hint!
- You're smart! - Ah! You're so kind!
- I know! - I know!
- Strike, Strike, Strike, Strike! - trial strike!
- I'm not a candidate for winner, but I'm under pressure! - You're weak against pressure!
- If that's the case... - From now on, reverse winner will shed the most tears. - Wait, I don't get it at all!
- If you've got it right, please raise your hand! - Yes! - Yes!
- Representative, this is Yamaguchi Prefecture. Atsuhi-san! - Yes! - Please tell us the correct answer!
- Because I'm smart, "b" Ebisu-san's first letter is "e"! - That's right!
- That's a hint! - But it's not difficult!
- I feel like it's not working out. - No, it's working out! It's working out really well!
- No, no, you're going to lose! - Could you write "smart letter" for me?
- The mystery of the moment! First place is Tokushima Prefecture, 47th place is Tochigi Prefecture! - Wow! Wow!
- Tokushima is amazing! - Wow! 89.1%!
- You're smart! - No, but Mukumiru-san is really smart!
- Now! Let's continue! Here is the third place!
- If you were a pet, which animal would you pay for? - Which animal would you pay for?
- "a" turtle, "b" monkey, "c" crab, "d" pig.
- Now, everyone, please answer! Oh, it's fast! Oh, it's here! It's here!
Now, we'll ask you for a reason later!
Now! Those of you who know! Those of you who know, raise your hands!
I don't know why!
Kawai-san, will you go?
No, wait a minute! I don't know!
Will you go?
No, I don't know at all!
I'll walk up to you in a special manner!
I can't save money...
Now, Kendo Gobayashi, you're in bad shape today!
I don't know at all!
Now, here's a hint! A hint!
What do you call saving money?
Yes!
Please tell me the correct answer and the reason.
C. Crab.
Yes! Why?
Because saving money is saving money, so crabs are like this.
That's right!
This is refreshing.
Mr. Kobayashi, do you agree?
This is a pretty good question.
Let's continue.
The fourth question is this!
What occupation does this represent?
A. Space pilot.
B. Policeman.
C. Nurse.
D. Teacher.
We're in a queue!
Let's go!
Please answer!
A. Silver craftsman.
Correct!
Mr. Kendo Kobayashi, please tell us the answer and why you chose it.
There were two cups of tea in a row, weren't there?
Yes.
It's "tea" and "chai".
I see.
"Tea" and "chai"!
And the correct answer is "teacher" of "tea".
85% of "teachers" are teachers of high school.
People in Shikoku are strong.
Is Shikoku popular?
People eat "katsu" in Shikoku.
DJ
We have finished four questions.
Let's see the ranking of 47 prefectures.
The higher the ranking, the more people with soft minds will be selected.
Here you are.
Let's start from the bottom.
Oh! Ibaraki!
She is in 46th place.
She is a little stubborn.
Oh!
Inishi and Miyazawa are also in it.
Stubborn minds are stubborn prefectures, right?
Let's see the ranking of prefectures.
Osaka Prefecture is in it.
Aichi Prefecture is in it, too.
Mitsura-san.
That's great, Mizura-san!
Now, it's in the middle of it.
It's getting softer and softer.
Okay!
Yamaguchi Prefecture is in it.
It's good!
We can go further.
Now, the ranking of prefectures with soft minds is like this.
Let me announce the top three.
The third place is...
Oita Prefecture.
The second place is...
Kanagawa Prefecture.
And the first place is...
Kochi Prefecture.
Kochi Prefecture!
At the moment, Japan's softest prefecture is Kochi Prefecture.
DJ.
Is the katsuo working?
The katsuo is working.
It's like a porridge.
Now, let's eat this mystery-mystery potion.
You can participate now, too.
If you have a mobile phone, smartphone or computer, please access the program's website and participate.
Now, let's move on to the next mystery.
The fifth place is...
This one!
She ate ten beans at once.
After that, what happened?
A. She was happy.
B. She was angry.
C. She cried.
D. She laughed.
Now, everyone, please answer!
What happened?
What happens if you put ten beans in your mouth at once?
Oh, Kobayashi-san came!
Mizutora-san, you only get one chance!
I'll do it one more time!
I feel like there's something in ten of them.
Ten of them?!
I'm sorry about that.
What?!
Everyone, please say it loud and clear!
Ball!
This is a ball.
5 seconds left!
People who can do this are really smart.
If you know the answer, please raise your hand.
Why?
Iriki-san, please tell us the answer and the reason.
Well...
If you put a gun, beans and a mouth vertically, you will be happy.
Correct!
I didn't have that idea.
Let's soften our minds.
Let's move on to the next riddle.
Here is the 9th riddle!
Who couldn't throw a spear the most in a track and field competition?
A. Rich people.
B. Kind people.
C. Cool people.
D. Short people.
If you know the answer, please raise your hand.
What do you think?
Isn't it difficult, Deep A?
Here is the answer from Lemon Oyaji in Ehime Prefecture.
A. Spear.
B. Spear.
C. Spear.
Who couldn't throw a spear the most in a track and field competition?
Here is the hint!
Only one person couldn't throw a spear.
Maybe because it was expensive.
Correct!
Murakami-san, you didn't make it in time.
I didn't make it in time. If I didn't make it in time, it would have been incorrect.
I'm sorry.
It was really heavy.
Then, please answer and tell us the correct answer and the reason of Mr. Miyazawa.
The answer is B's "kind person".
The spear was heavy.
Because of the heavy spear, I couldn't throw it.
Correct!
You're so generous.
Let's move on to the next riddle.
Here is the 7th question!
A person caught a cold and went to a restaurant, but came back without eating anything. Why is that?
a. There was nothing to eat. b. There was a call from the company. c. The restaurant was crowded. d. He forgot his wallet.
Everyone, please answer!
If you know the answer, whisper it in my ear.
Do you know the answer?
Mitsuura-san, you're fast!
I don't know anything! I want you to see everything!
Is anyone else here? No one is moving, right?
A lot of people came back without eating anything at the restaurant.
What's the reason?
Mr. Kobayashi is moving!
Well, this is a problem that those who want to do it know.
But those who actually want to do it know this.
Now, it's a hint.
Yes, it may be.
What happens when you catch a cold?
Now, it's a hint!
It's coming! It's up! It's up!
Now, Tamura-san is rubbing her chin.
It's true, she's rubbing her chin.
She's rubbing her chin.
She's touching her chin.
Raise your hand if you want to know the answer!
Oh, it's too early. Mitsuura-san!
I don't know the reason clearly.
Really? I can say it clearly.
The choice is C!
Yes.
"Seki"... I'm catching a cold, but "seki" is... "seki" comes up, so...
It's weird, isn't it? "seki" is...
Mitsuura-san, you don't know it precisely!
Well, it's true, but...
Now, the answer is...
Almost there! "seki" comes up, so "seki" comes up!
"seki" comes up. "seki" is crowded.
"seki" comes up, so I thought "oh, it looks like "seki"."
It's a nuance question, isn't it?
She answers with nuance.
I'm going to say "Okinawa"!
Now, Kouchi-kun!
Kouchi-kun!
On top of the tuna...
Um...
On top of the sardines...
No, no...
On top of the bonito...
You're so stubborn!
That's enough! That's enough!
Now, let's move on to the next riddle!
Here is the second question!
Q. What can't an Osaka mother do?
A. Be happy
B. Laugh
C. Cry
D. Get angry
Now, everyone, please answer!
Now, will the riddles get more and more difficult?
The eighth riddle!
Q. What can't an Osaka mother do?
Now, did you get it? What is it? Did you get it?
Now, if you got it, please raise your hand!
An Osaka mother...
A mother...
Q. What can't an Osaka mother do?
Oh, that's not it!
Now!
I don't know at all! What is it?
It's frozen, isn't it?
Oops!
I can do all of them!
Atsuhi-san, you're holding something in your hand!
Now, let's give them a hint!
An Osaka mother...
A crown!
I got it!
Now!
Please tell us the reason too!
The reason is...
Please tell us the answer and the reason.
"dee" means "angry", but "okan" means "angry".
Wow!
But my "okan" is "giant" and "giant" and "warrior" only, and it's too angry.
What is this?
Now, we have finished up to the 8th question.
Let's take a look at the ranking of 47 driving rights at this point.
Then, please.
Now, let's go from below.
Oops!
Murakami-san, you did your best, but...
What's wrong with you?
You are in 47th place.
At this point...
Oops!
Osaka is also in 33rd place.
And...
Tokyo and Miyazawa are also in 33rd place.
They are a little stubborn.
Now...
In the middle...
Yes! Yamaguchi Prefecture is in 21st place.
I'm a little behind.
Now...
At this point...
Yes!
Let me announce the top three.
In the third place...
Oitake.
In the second place...
Wakayama Prefecture.
And in the first place at this point...
Kochi Prefecture!
Wow!
At this point...
Kochi Prefecture has the softest mind.
Now...
There are four questions left.
You can participate even now.
Press the TV remote control and make your hometown Japan No. 1!
I'm tired.
I'm tired of using my head.
Now...
Let's move on.
Now...
The ninth question is...
This one!
A foreigner asked you "where is your country?" but you couldn't answer.
Where do you think you are?
A. Baraen.
B. Kaihin Park.
C. Shinrin Park.
D. Kaohsiung Park.
Please answer!
Foreigners asked "where are you from?"
But they can't answer.
Where are you?
It's getting difficult.
Where are you?
If you know, please answer.
This is...
Everyone's chin is starting to touch.
Now...
Can you give us a hint?
Let's see the hint!
If you read the options again and again, you might know.
Now...
Baraen, Kaihin Park, Shinrin Park, Nihon Tei...
Is it correct?
Yes!
Blue shirt!
Yes!
Correct!
Miyada-san, please tell us the correct answer and the reason.
Yes! The correct answer is "D"!
Nihonteien! Nihonteien! Nihonteien! Nihonteien!
I did it! Cool!
Alright, let's move on.
Now, number ten is this one!
2 coins in a wallet coincided with a you-know-what accident.
Which of the following were safe?
A. Ten yen coin.
B. One hundred yen coin.
C. One thousand yen coin.
D. One hundred thousand yen coin.
Now, everyone, please think about it.
Those of you who understand, raise your ears!
Now, there was money in the wallet in the accident.
Which one was safe?
Now, everyone, I'm reciting it!
I'm reciting it! I'm reciting it!
Now, for the tenth question, it's getting difficult!
I'm reciting it! I'm reciting it!
Is it difficult?
Let's go with a hint! It's a hint!
It was saved because you dodged it.
Dodged it? Dodged it?
Dodged it?
You dodged it.
I'm reciting it!
C! The answer is...
Why?!
Four digits!
So four digits!
I see!
You hit it in the middle of the head, didn't you?
This is Nago Nago Koshien.
Yes, Saga Prefecture was in first place.
Now, let's move on.
Here is the 11th place!
A level 1 hero suddenly challenges a demon king.
He struggled a lot, but he was able to prevent only one spell.
Which spell is it?
A. Fire spell.
B. Water spell.
C. Wind spell.
D. Darkness spell.
Now, which one is it? If you know it, please point it out.
It's getting difficult.
Everyone, your faces are changing little by little.
Now, it's a mystery, teacher.
It's getting difficult.
Oh! Teeth are coming out!
Oh! Teeth are sticking out of this one.
Eyes...eyes...eyes are coming out!
Now!
Are you thinking about it?!
I have a hint! I have a hint! I have a hint!
What kind of person is someone who suddenly faces their strongest enemy?
Eh? What do you mean?
Let's go, Potts and Kobayashi-san!
But, clearly...
Not as a strategy!
No, clearly... I can't say it.
Eh?
Hint, hint! What was it?
Hint!
Hero...
Suddenly?
You're still weak!
Weak!
You're still weak, but you're facing the strongest enemy!
What kind of hero is that?
Ah, I know!
It's B!
The answer is B, right?
It's B!
No, it's just the way you say it...
B...
But you're predicting the correct answer, right?
Answer! Answer!
It's important how you say it in order to convince women!
Now!
Now, don't you know?
He's saying it!
No, I'm just...
I'm losing my will to think!
I didn't say it!
Why did you hit me?!
I didn't say it!
I said it!
Today, Kobayashi-san, you're a little upset, aren't you?!
You're a little upset, aren't you?!
Did you really say it?!
How did you say it?!
I said it! I said it!
Then, Kobayashi-san, why did you say "b"?!
Why did you say "b"?! Please tell us the reason!
Because she's a water-opposite person,
water is opposite!
That's right!
I think a lot of people all over the country have answered this question.
I heard that there are two places. Shimane and Saga.
I didn't say that!
You said it!
I didn't say it! Really!
I thought you said B!
I really didn't say it!
Everyone said it!
Kobayashi-san, your leg hurts today, so please forgive him.
Now, we only have one question left.
Where is the number one mobile phone with a soft head in Japan?
Here is the 12th question!
Which of the following is sold in bakeries?
A. Three black circles.
B. Three blue triangles.
C. Three yellow squares.
D. Three red squares.
Now, Kobayashi-san's turn!
I forgot!
I'm paying attention!
Will there be a choice? Ah, there it is!
Correct!
Raise your hand if you know the answer!
Okay, Beather-san, please tell us the answer and give us a reason!
The answer is "a"!
Why?
There are three black circles and "kuroi" means "croissant" in Japanese.
Correct!
Did you get it now?
Yes.
You got it, didn't you?
I said "c"
Um...
Isn't it "shokupan" (bread)
It looks like it.
It looks like it?!
Listen to me!
You're such an idiot.
It looks like it, doesn't it?!
Then what about "a"?
It's a mystery.
Then what about "a"?
No good?
Yes, number one is Toyama Prefecture with 69.8%.
It's changed a lot.
99.8%
Now, all the "nazo nazo" have ended.
We are now collecting the final rankings.
Oh, it looks like the results have come out.
Then, where is Japan's number one head-soft Tohoku prefecture?
Here you go!
Now, it's coming!
Oh, it's coming now!
It's coming now!
"nazo nazo" and "tohoku prefecture" and "toyota" are also a little hard, aren't they?!
Now, and...
Now, it's in the middle!
It's in the middle!
It's up, Yamaguchi!
Now, their heads are getting softer and softer...
Oh, it's lined up!
"mitsumura-san"!
"samura-san" and "iriki-san" are lined up!
Now!
Finally, their heads are getting softer and softer!
Now!
Finally, the announcement of the "top 3" of "tohoku prefecture" with softer heads!
The 3rd place is...
"target shimane prefecture"!
The 2nd place is...
The 1st place is...
Excuse me.
That means...
The 1st place is...
The 1st place is... Ootsukento! Congratulations!
Now, I'd like to show you your individual results.
If you have a mobile phone, smartphone or computer, please click on the results.
Depending on the number of correct answers, you can adjust the softness of your head like this.
From 0 to 2, it's super soft.
As the number of correct answers increased, it became "shoulder" "normal" "soft" and...
I made the person with 10 questions correct answer "super soft".
Now, let's see your results in the studio.
Here it is!
- Did you answer it? - Yes, I did!
- Really? - Yes, I did!
- Congratulations! You can graduate from this show happily. - I can do it!
- So, we have 12 questions from viewers.
- We would like to give you our autographed file, which has the lowest correct answer rate in Japan, to Mr. Yamata no Toroji of Fukuoka Prefecture.
I'd like to do this again next week.
I'm so happy!
I'm sad.
I'm in perfect condition, so please let me do it again!
It was only the first half!
It's like you're the first one to jump out of a marathon!
I hate it!
The second half was noisy!
That's all for "Nazu Nazu Koushien"!
Here's an announcement!
Tonight, we competed for first place in Japan with "Nazu Nazu", but...
On Monday, April 5th, a quiz show will air to compete for first place in Japan!
It's called "Quiz Battle 47", hosted by Mr. Koji Higashino.
Here are our guest speakers!
Huh? Is that you, Kaba-chan?
The show will air from 10 p.m. on national television!
Please participate and make your hometown first place in Japan!
"Mogijui Presents" "Fukikae B!"
Once again, good evening. I'm Mogijun Ichi.
This segment is where you post your unique catchphrases that go well with today's topic.
"Glee 3" is airing every Wednesday, Wednesday at 10 a.m. and 10 p.m. this week.
It's a music video from overseas drama "Glee 3".
A musical comedy about high school club "Glee Club" and young people's struggles with youth.
With many famous songs and characters with strong habits, "Glee 3" is a drama where clashes are the highlight.
Now, here is today's topic.
I'm here to complain about you.
I will never go back to "Glee".
Never!
Just one word. I'll give you some advice.
Grow up!
Oh! Grow up!
It's the best!
Now, I will change these two lines into unique ones and give you some advice.
Now, for those of you who read the post today, we will give you a special program badge.
Grow up!
Now, we have received many lines, so let's introduce them right away.
First of all, a member of Kumamoto Prefecture, a man in his 30s.
Masaru-san gave me these lines.
I'm here to complain about you.
You don't look like a man in his 30s.
Just one word. I'll give you some advice.
Grow up!
Just break it up! Break it up!
We shouldn't break it up, right?
We say we don't know, but we should break it up, right?
It's even pink, but we shouldn't break it up.
Now, let's continue.
Next, a line from Akemi-san, a woman in her 20s in Hokkaido.
I'm here to complain about you.
Waiter-san, don't just give me lunch.
Warm me up, too.
I'll give you one piece of advice.
Grow up!
My pasta is the best!
The first one to go through the register.
Now, the last one.
It's a line from a man in his 30s in Yamagata Prefecture, from "Professor's Life".
"Professor's Life"?
I'm here to complain about you.
We've been standing in line for an hour and you've run out of soup?
Can't you eat?
I'll give you one piece of advice.
Grow up!
Thank you for waiting!
I thought it would be a little difficult, but many craftsmen have grown up.
I see.
I'm very happy about that.
Thank you for posting a lot of posts.
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Okay, let's start with Miyazawa.
Okay, what should I do?
What should I do?
Okay, this one.
She's from Saitama Prefecture,
Seki Matsunoya-san.
You've been fooled!
You've been fooled.
Even though "zari kani" sounds like "ebi" (shrimp),
"kani" sounds mysterious.
Right? It's mysterious.
It is mysterious.
Why is that?
She's making fun of Kansai dialect.
That's right. It sounds like "ebi".
That's right.
But if you say "shu", it's probably "kani".
It's probably "kani".
That's right. If you say "shu", it's probably "kani".
Isn't it?
There's this one.
This one.
Scissors?
There's no scissors for "ebi".
There's "ebi" too?
There is.
No, no, no.
There's a good one.
It's not "ebi" nor "kani",
but apparently "zari kani" is mysterious.
I see.
Where did you get the information from?
I just got it from above.
Amazing.
As a result, Miwaba is the most delicious one.
Now, Miyazawa's "whatever story".
Ah, "whatever story"?
I do group emails quite often.
What group email?
With members and family.
Everyone's group email?
Everyone, yes, yes, yes.
I do it, but...
It's a family email. I call my older brother "Ryo-kun" and "C-chan", but...
"Ryo-kun, do you want to eat today?" It's an email from my mom. "C-chan, do you want to eat today?"
"That's none of my business," like... "Just send it directly to one person," like...
Why is it a group email? That's all I have in my email account or recording account.
I see! I'll buy it!
When I think about it like that... "Do you want to eat?" stamp. "I don't need a stamp."
That's all I have in my email account or recording account.
It doesn't matter!
Wow, what a close family!
Wow...
But I'm glad you did it!
No, I'm really happy when I get emails like that.
- Really? - Are you that lonely?
Don't ask me that!
- You seem lonely! - I'm alone.
- Then it's better to have a conversation with your family! - That's right!
- You only have family! - But you don't want to see things that don't concern you! - No, no, no!
My mom doesn't send me anything like "sci-fi," so I do care about it.
- But you do it in a group, right? - I do!
- It's not about me! - I usually leave at times like that, you know?
- Really?! - Yeah.
- You leave? - Or I block you!
- No, no! You're scary, you're scary, you're scary! - No, no!
- You're scary, you're scary, you're scary, you're scary! - I block people I know!
- You block people you know! - I completely block people I know! - You're scary, you're scary, you're scary, you're scary!
- When I'm in trouble... - "Shut up!"
- I say "shut up!" - You're scary!
- Now, next up is Iriki-san. - Yes!
Hmm...
- Irimari. - Irimari...
Should I go with this one?
- Huh? What's Irimari? - Um...
- I'll read it! - Okay!
- Saitama Prefecture... oh, wrong! Yamaguchi Prefecture... - No, it's not!
- Huh?! - It's completely different! - What's wrong?
- This way! - Down, down!
- Yamaguchi Prefecture...
- Gomai? Gomai-san? - Which one?
- Okome-san? - Oh, Okome-san?!
- Huh?! - Okome-san?!
- It's got to be some Gomai-san somewhere! - Okome-san!
- 30 years old! Female!
- She's starting to say "Gomai-o" in Chinese or something. - Our amido-sticked Yamori is cute!
- Yamori is unexpectedly soft and cute when you touch her. - That's right!
- Her hands are soft and fluffy. - That's right, they're soft and fluffy.
- She cries. - Eh? - She cries like "kekeke".
- Foreign girls cry, don't they? - Foreign girls do.
- She cried in Okinawa. - In Okinawa?
- When I went to the toilet, there were a lot of female insects. - Eh?! - A lot of them! - That's scary!
- But she's kind of creepy. - Eh?
- Tetsuko Kurenai talks to Yamori. - That's right!
- Yamori was keeping an eye on her, so she said "stop it" in a motel or something like that. - Eh?!
- That's scary! - She talks about a lot of things! She even talks with dog robots!
- She even talks with dog robots!
- That's cute! - Iriki-san, anything you'd like to say. - Anything I'd like to say!
- Um, I... - Yeah? - My phone's LCD...
- ...protective sheet... - Ah! - Yeah! - Without putting it on... - Yeah!
- I was trying to see how long I could live without getting hurt. - Eh?!
- That's a pretty interesting attitude. - I stopped doing that yesterday, and my phone is safe from now on.
- You did?! - I did! - Why?! - I did!
- Why?! You've been trying for so long! - Ah, you wanted me to try!
- I bought a new cover, and it came with it! - I see. - Ah, thank goodness! - Ah, it's a protective film!
- I was wondering if it came with it...
- I'm going to put it on nicely this time...
- I'm going to put it on nicely this time... and I'm satisfied... - Ah! - Ah! - I'm satisfied...
- It's okay if you put it on in the bath, right? - Yeah. - Eh?! - Eh?! - Why is that? - Why is that?
- That's the place with the least dust in the house. - Ah! - Ah!
- Won't you get wet?! - No one's going to eat in there!
- You can't eat in there with that oil! - Ah, you're right! - You can't eat in there with bread-filled baths either! - It's actually like... - You can't eat in there with bread-filled baths either! - It's actually like... - It's actually like... - It's actually like... - If there's a lot of moisture in there, it won't stick to your skin. - I see! - Wow! - And you're naked in there...
- It's better for your skin, and your clothes won't fly off. - People who make plastic models seriously make them in their naked baths.
- Wow! - Wow!
- The paint is also better. - It's better.
- And after you put on the film, you can see dust in the middle. - And air?
- You can take it off with tape. - You can take it off with tape.
- You're so knowledgeable about it. - I've been watching the shop staff do it for a long time.
- I see... - I see...
- You should! - You should!
- Okay, Mitsuura-san. - Okay, let me see...
- Yamaguchi Prefecture! - From macaroni-kisser-mania-san.
- This is good. - "Since my father was angry in the morning, I thought my mother's blanket might be a good one."
- That's nice. - We can't buy it together.
- It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter.
- But it does make you angry. - Singing is important.
- Let's buy it together! - It's only one third of your life.
- Okay, Mitsuura-san's "It doesn't matter." - "It doesn't matter."
- Before I came here, I ate soba with Yakko-san at a nearby soba restaurant. - Oh, oh, oh!
- The one in front of you? - Yes, yes, it's a good place.
- And you know, when you eat raw green onions before you go to work, they can smell a little, right? - Yeah.
- So when I saw you today, I thought, "Oh, I don't mind." - You don't mind raw green onions?
- Did you think it was okay? - Well, since you're a mentor...
- Can you quit if someone does it for you, for example? - Actually, I quit when Johnny's is around.
- I thought you'd meet him. - No, no, no.
- Well, you know, since you're young...
Since you're young and have high physical ability, your sense of smell is also amazing.
And when there's a cool actor...
But when there's an over-40 actor, his sense of smell is also...
Do you eat while thinking about your co-star that much?
- It's so good! - I only eat the amount of grilled meat.
So you also care a lot about garlic?
Yeah, you know, raw garlic smells good.
- If you put fire in it, it's not that bad. - I see.
- Do you also eat mochi hotpot the day before? - No, I don't eat it at all.
- I eat it just before I go to work. - I see.
But whether or not you put yakumi in natto depends on how you look at it that day.
If you always think about it, you'll have a sense of professionalism.
- But you decide it with your partner, don't you? - Yes.
- It's still different from professionalism. - That's a woman's heart, isn't it?
- It is. - It's professionalism.
Because you can't eat raw green onions forever.
- I see. - After you go back to your house...
- On the contrary, do you smell green onions that much? - I do.
- Do you smell it yourself? - I do feel garlic a lot, but I haven't felt green onions that much.
- Have you eaten green onions? - No, I've eaten onion salad.
- Maybe there are a lot of onions. - Is it just you?
No, but long green onions and all-purpose green onions are quite...
- Wow. - Even if you say it's yakumi...
- It smells like it. - I see.
- Do you smell it? - It's not about the smell.
It's about what's left of you, isn't it?
- The garlic is outside, isn't it? - Ah!
- It's inside. - That's right.
- There's garlic, too. - Doesn't it disappear if you brush your teeth?
- Green onion, green onion juice, garlic juice. - Green onion juice, right?
I wonder what it is.
- Depending on this change... - That's right, you know, throat and tongue.
- Yes, tongue. - Consciousness problem. - Eh, I'm a little different.
- You were the same last time. - Last time too, it was strange.
- It's quite... - Different.
It's like a sauna.
- Next, Pon-san. - Yes.
- Fukuoka Prefecture. - Yes.
- Tommy-san. - Yes.
- Male. - Ten years old.
- When you have a dog as a friend... - You're lying.
- Eh? What are you doing? - I can understand it.
- Well, you're a little older, but you're lying.
- You're a little older, but you're cute! - I can understand it.
- You're buying a dog. You won't be found out? - No, I was playing like this in elementary school, middle school and high school.
- Why? What made you want to do it? - "Come and see me."
- It's not there when you want it.
You're lying.
Stop it, you little boy!
Stop playing with me like that!
- You're lying about your appearance, right? - Cute!
- When I was about 20 years old, I told a lie that beer was good.
- You never drank it. - I never drank it, but I always lied that I couldn't do it without alcohol.
- I made it bigger. - You never drank it, but you said you wanted to drink beer.
- What was that lie? - To show yourself a little bigger.
- To show yourself a little bigger.
- I've always said that the guitar is better than the acoustic guitar.
- You don't know. - I don't know at all. The acoustic guitar is the best.
- Pon-san. - Yes.
- It doesn't matter.
- When I'm walking alone at night and passing by a park,
and I happen to see a couple flirting in the park,
I try to say "enjoy yourself" in a low voice and walk past them.
- You're annoying. - You're gross.
- What do you mean "you're gross"? - Why?
- You really think like that? - Do you want to bless them?
- I'm like Shibuya's Nicha, you're like Shibaki. - What's with this world?
- If you say fantasy things like that, people will turn you into bad guys immediately. - No, it's scary.
- You're not fantasy. - You can't hear. - You're scary.
- I'm doing it with a voice you can't hear. - Eh, you're definitely not going to hear it.
- With a voice you can't reach. - You're not going to hear it.
- I'm saying "good luck". - You're watching.
You're watching, right?
Then I don't want you to look at me when I'm sulking.
Do you really notice when people are sulking?
When I'm sulking in the park, you're kind of like, "Oh, I won't look at you."
But I can see it in your eyes!
"Be happy"? What is that?
That's scary.
Please try it once. You'll be able to sleep thinking, "Oh, I did a good thing today."
If you do it and you feel really bad about it, you can take responsibility for it.
I'll try it, but...
I'll try it, too.
You don't have experience.
To be honest, I'd say, "Shit!"
You're the worst.
Shit!
You're the worst.
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Thank you for joining us today!
It went beyond my expectations.
How did you like our "how to not fail in life" project?
I thought I would win over Atsushi-san, but it was the same score as mine.
Japan is the best!
How about you, Ririke-san?
It was difficult. I should have been smarter.
Yes, it was fun.
When you managed to answer it, you were unexpectedly correct.
That's part of being correct.
Right?
This is frustrating. I messed up.
I might not be able to sleep tonight.
How about you, Kono-san?
I did my best today.
Yes, you were the first one to answer it.
I think I'll be doing more "mysterious jobs" from now on.
There aren't that many.
Please come again.
Goodbye!