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"Shibuya D.P." has begun! 59 minutes of live broadcast!
Everyone, please participate in the show!
That being said...
I didn't expect you and me to be hosts.
No, I didn't expect it at all!
I didn't expect it at all! Thank you very much!
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
I'm sure Atsushi is watching this in front of the TV right now.
That's right.
Thank you very much!
No, really!
It's my first time on this show!
That's right.
It's been about three and a half years since I was called to be a contestant.
When it was decided that I would be a host, it turned out like this.
That's right.
It's like, "Huh? What's going on?"
That's what changed me.
Instead of Atsushi...
Instead of me, Koba-san...
Yagi-kun and...
Savannah's Yagi-kun...
Yes, yes, yes.
They forced me to host.
Yes, yes, yes.
So I won the host position.
Just now...
Before we started...
Before the live broadcast started...
We all said we'd take a commemorative photo.
Yes.
While we were doing that...
When I said, "Please take a commemorative photo for me!"
Yes.
The director said something...
That's right! It won't happen again!
He made it clear.
This person is not delicate at all!
While thinking of that...
Both of you.
Please.
Yes.
Tonight...
Yes.
What kind of corner is this?
Is it okay to say "Nishinoro-san" or "Bori-san"?
Can you say "Bori-san" instead of "Bori-san"?
Yes.
This corner collects questions from viewers daily.
For example, like this.
When you get on the elevator, do you press the number of times or close it first?
Have you confessed when you got on the top of the Ferris wheel?
Do you know how good Matsutake is or not?
Like this, please send us your questions by asking two different questions.
Among the posts we received,
we will select some of the studio's cast members and do a nationwide questionnaire here
and clarify your questions.
I see. I got it.
Now, we will introduce how you can participate in the program.
For those of you who have a TV remote control, please press the "decide" button.
We are looking forward to seeing the results of your questionnaire.
For those of you who have a smartphone or computer,
please access the program from the 2D code or URL on the screen.
For those of you who have a tablet,
please tilt the screen and download the data from the bottom of the screen.
And for all of you who read today's post,
we will give you this criminal-specific heart monitor.
If you press the button...
What is this monitor?
I can't use it at home.
We are looking forward to seeing the results of your questionnaire.
Thank you for having us.
Now, let me introduce tonight's guests.
First of all, Tomoka Kurokawa, thank you for joining us.
Also, Nana Yamada of "nab pocket".
And also, Sayaka Yamamoto of "nab pocket".
I'm sorry we're ignoring you.
That's right.
I'm sorry. We'll do our best.
That's right.
Sayaka Yamamoto will definitely be in it, right?
That's right.
She'll definitely be in it.
I'm looking forward to it.
I was a little nervous because I didn't know if I'd be in it, but I'm embarrassed now.
I'm a little more embarrassed now.
I'm sorry. I'm a little sleepy now.
I'll do my best.
Bring me some coffee!
We're divided into two teams. What are we doing now?
Yes, you'll compete against each other in two teams.
For each team, you'll choose a poll where you can take a national survey.
Please choose either option "a" or "b".
The percentage of the choice you choose will be added up to three and the team with 100% chance of winning will win.
I see.
Do you understand?
So one person should aim for about 30% chance of winning, right?
You're so quick to understand.
Thank you very much.
I'll do my best.
We'll never let you say that again.
We'll do our best.
Let's get that first chance back!
That's right!
Let's get started! First round!
Shall we start?
Let's start with Team Endo.
Let's start with our guest, Kurokawa-san.
Okay.
30% chance of winning, right?
Let's see...
There are a lot of people participating.
There are a lot of people.
I'm nervous when I'm searching.
Can I press it now?
You haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen it yet.
I've decided.
Shall we start now?
Okay.
Let's see...
Member...
Kyoto Prefecture...
Somasun-san.
Have you ever been to karaoke? A. Yes B. No
Yes or no? Which one will you choose?
I think there aren't many people who said yes.
The person who can walk or play karaoke will win 30% of the prize money.
Let's start the survey!
Is one-person karaoke popular these days?
Yes, it is. Especially for young people.
To be honest, would you do one-person karaoke even for me?
Do you know you are alone?
Are you going alone?
I don't have any support.
I'm going alone.
Should I invite you?
No, it's okay.
You can go alone, but 30% of people say yes.
Even if you don't have many friends around you...
If you say you are going alone, it means you are being asked.
How do you sing alone?
If you sing a ballad for an hour, you can't sing for more than an hour.
It's all ballads.
You sing all ballads alone?
But isn't karaoke for asking people?
Isn't it?
But it's stressful now.
Many people go to karaoke for that.
Many people go to karaoke to go to karaoke.
To show everyone that they are practicing.
You said it 50 times.
This is a good part.
This is the end of the first survey.
Have you ever gone to karaoke alone?
Team Endo predicted 30% of yes.
What is the result? Here is the result!
20% is not that much.
I can't say it.
You can't say it alone, can you?
You're not used to being alone in a group.
I can't go anywhere alone.
When I went to Monjayaki alone last time, the blogger who saw it said, "He looks like he's digging a ruin."
Next, let's start with Team Kunkou Haryo.
Call me "Sayane".
That's right.
Well, then...
Katsuo Oikawa from Kaiin Saitama Prefecture.
Katsuo Oikawa.
Have you ever seen a teacher throw a chalk?
Huh? Which one?
Which one is 30%?
I haven't seen it, so...
Yes, but...
Less.
About 30%.
30%.
Now, let's start the survey!
Yes.
"Yes, but I haven't actually seen it" doesn't go well with numbers, does it?
Because this kind of flow is common.
Teachers often throw chalk at teachers they don't like.
That doesn't actually happen, does it?
No, it doesn't.
I went to our school and saw it.
It's all there.
Really?!
It's all there.
I've seen it, too.
Bori-san, you've seen it, too?
I've seen a teacher throwing a chalk.
I've thrown it so far away that it wouldn't hit anyone.
Is it an era?
Even now, blackboard schools...
It's true.
There are a lot of blackboard schools in Ajikko.
Oh, I see.
It depends on the school.
Have you actually seen it?
No, I haven't.
I haven't heard of it, either.
I'm from the blackboard generation, so I haven't seen it.
You're from the blackboard generation.
Am I from the blackboard generation?
No, you said you were from the blackboard generation,
but for me, it was still blackboard, but I haven't seen it.
Oh, no. If you say it now, it's about 10%.
Oh, no.
No, I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it, but...
No, but...
I might have seen it.
Now, the survey is over.
Have you ever seen a teacher throwing a chalk? The medical team is aiming for a 30% minority, but here is the result!
I've seen it before.
I've seen it before, too.
There were a lot of our schools.
Wait a minute, I'm ready for a fire, but what are you doing?!
This is a fire.
It's hard to fight!
This is a fire.
But we still have the second round.
Do your best in the second round.
That's right!
Now, let's move on to the second round!
Now, let's move on to our team, Yamada-san.
Yes!
We're at 20% now, so we have 8% left.
Maybe you can give us 40%?
That's right, we have 80% left.
Please take 80% twice.
Let's see...
What is it?
Is this okay?
Okay, let's go with this one.
This nickname came from Cheese-san, who lives in Fukushima Prefecture.
Mirror...
When I said "Do your best" to myself in the mirror...
I don't have "a", "r", or "b"!
Which one do you want?
I think "a"'s "r" is about 30% less.
I think "r" is less.
Is it okay for you to aim for 30%?
It's normal for you to aim for 20%.
If it's 30%, it's half and half, so you can aim for 50%.
Leave it to Enzo-san, and I'll go with 30%.
Okay, Enzo's answer is 30%.
Let's start the survey!
"a" and "r" only have "becky", so it's 1% less.
Viewers, please turn off your TV remote and participate in the survey!
It's less.
Isn't "becky" about 50% less?
I think girls have "a".
Do you do it?
Yes.
Can you show us how you do it?
Like you're in a mirror.
You're cute.
You're like, "I'll do my best!"
Kuso-san, is that how you use it now?
That's how you use it, right?
Hey! Give me that!
So, please post it!
Damn it! I'll post it!
Even with this...
Yamada-san, do you have it?
I do, of course.
When you're having a hard time at a live show...
Yes, when I'm depressed...
I say "I can do it, I can do it" in front of the mirror.
Yamada-san, say it.
Yes, I can do it!
You can do it!
Push the button!
And with that...
I've decided to quit this show.
Yamada-san, you've decided?
Yes, I've decided.
Please say it one more time.
Whether or not you've ever said "Do your best" to yourself...
Endo-san's team A's "Yes" is 30%.
And that's what we're aiming for!
How was it?
Here's the result!
Endo-san's team A's "Yes" is 30%.
That means we're close to 50%.
We can fight, right?
That's a good thing.
Now, the second half.
We have to aim for a minority.
We were 51% in the first round.
We have 49% left in the second round.
We have to go for 25% or 25%.
What will happen? I'm worried about it.
I hope it's not much.
I don't think it's much.
It's not much, right? We've never done this before.
Let's do it!
Are you ready?
"Tokyo" and "Passion Monster"
Ladies...
We've never confessed to our teachers.
Only in the world of dramas.
"Yes" is definitely not much.
"Yes" is 20%.
Let's start the survey!
"Yes" is 20%.
"Yes" is 10% to 20%.
We've never confessed to our teachers.
I don't think so.
There are many young people who want to date.
Nana, don't say "teachers"!
I will say "teachers"!
I'm thinking about it.
I'm sure you will say "teachers".
Please vote for "passion monster" with the "decide button" in front of you.
It's funny because it ends without confessing.
Have you ever actually fallen in love?
I haven't, but there was a girl in the next class.
What about you?
I haven't, and there aren't many people around me.
Do you have a score?
I think "teachers" are wonderful.
I like it.
If you confess and fail, it's hard for you to go to school.
It's hard to say, but...
It's okay.
What about "passion monster"?
If I say "passion monster" now, I'll feel weird.
I'm sure you'll say "passion monster".
I don't know.
Please vote for "passion monster" with the "decide button" in front of you.
The survey is over.
Have you confessed to the teacher at school? Or not? We're aiming for 20% of budget team A's "yes".
What was the result? Here is the result!
All of us are happy!
No, no, no.
You said you would aim for second place.
I was a little off target, but in total, the current 58% is...
But it's a good fight, it's a good fight.
There are 42% left.
42?
What is the 53% against 58%?
That's why I'm a little hesitant.
Now, let's go! Last! Third round!
Now, in fact, in the third round, I would like to start with a team with high defense scores.
So, let's start with a mass production team with high scores.
The current score is 58%, so please aim for 42% up to 100%.
It's a little low, isn't it?
Yes, in the end...
Can I think of it as half and half?
This is...
Oh, this is...
Oh, it's even lower.
It's divided up, isn't it?
I want to go with this one.
This one, this one, this one.
Oh, because I saw it.
That's right.
There are several people here.
Shall we go with this one, then?
Yes, let's go.
Mr. Nabezo of Hokkaido.
His mobile phone is still folded up.
Yes or no?
Now, which one?
Which one do you think will win?
Which one?
Well, you aimed for 42%, didn't you?
Isn't it half and half?
Now, which one?
Which one is it?
Now, which one?
I have both of them.
Both of them?
It's half and half for one person, isn't it?
I think "yes" is higher.
I think it's higher.
I'll go with "no" of "b".
"no" of "b".
Is 42% okay?
"no" of "b" is 42%.
Now, let's start the survey!
Everyone, please be honest!
Even now, you still have mobile phones like this, don't you?
So...
No, no, no. How much do you have now?
At the moment, I have a foldable phone.
I have a smartphone, right?
I have both of them, so you have half of them, right?
Yes, you do. I have a foldable phone.
A foldable phone.
A smartphone.
So, you have a foldable phone...
No, no, no. I have a small one.
You have a small one, right?
Wow, that's good!
That's good!
No, Ryo-san...
This is good.
I was just licking it a little...
Don't lick it! Don't lick it!
Senpai, don't lick it!
I don't know! Let me ask you!
What do you think, Atsushi?
No, no, no. Look at me.
What do you think, Atsushi?
No, I'm looking for it.
Are you really looking for it?
I'm looking for it.
But you don't have it.
I'm not looking for it.
Isn't it a smartphone, Atsushi-san?
Is it a smartphone?
I think it's a smartphone.
That's right.
This might be good.
I think it's good.
No, Ryo-san, I don't think you'll choose a good one.
Well...
I don't know if it's fast for people who are looking for it.
Is there still a lot of foldable phones in the world?
Well...
But you're doing it a lot!
A lot of things are coming out!
That's right!
In Shibuya D.P.A., there are a lot of things that young people are looking for.
Now that I think about it...
Isn't it a "no"?
Now, Ryo-san's team's last survey is over.
Is there still a lot of foldable phones in the world?
Now, Ryo-san's team is aiming for 42% with "no" in "b".
What was the result? Here is the result!
Well, it's almost close to 100%.
Then I can't win, either. I'm also aiming for 100%.
If you hit 47%, you will be able to win 100%.
It's tough.
I can't do it perfectly.
Please aim for 100%.
I can only do it perfectly, right?
That's all.
Then I'll quit.
I can't do it.
If you give up, the game is over.
Don't give up!
The winner, Endo, has already won, so please choose the next corner.
If that's the case, I can't win.
What should I do?
47%, right?
I have to hit it.
What should I do?
But I think I'll go for this one, too.
Even if I hit it here, it's really separated.
It's 47%, right?
It's closer to 50%.
Should I go for this one?
Can I press this one, too?
I pressed it.
I'll go for it!
Hokkaido, nickname...
No, not this one.
He's panicking over there!
This one, right?
Should I press it with this one?
I'll press it.
I didn't press it!
Your grandpa told you to press it!
I didn't press it!
Damn it, you're panicking!
I'll go for it!
Shizuoka Prefecture, nickname "Code Response-san" gave it to me.
47%, right?
I'll go for it!
What do you call an email address?
A. Email address B. Email address
Which one is 47%?
I think there are a lot of "email addresses".
Right now, it's "email address".
In the Kansai area, there are a lot of people who say "email address."
I think I'll go for "email address" and make it 47%.
I'll press it.
How about A.Email address?
And 47.
No, 30.
OK, last one. Start!
No, no.
This is hard.
There are more email addresses.
Is there more email addresses?
Yes, a lot.
I think there are about 70 email addresses.
67.
But there are people who say "email address", right?
What?
I don't say "Add".
"AD"? What is this? A new genre?
"Add"? "Add"? "Addday" you say?
"Add Day"?
"Add day" you say?
How about this?
101%?
This is the hardest I've ever done.
Hurry up and let me win!
Really.
There's no such thing as winning round.
100%?
But if it's email address and email address, there's probably more.
Yes, yes.
Is it black or email address?
Yes.
How about you, Yabana-san?
No, email address.
Email Address.
How about you, Endo-san?
I say email address.
Email address.
I don't think it's almost half of it.
This is hard.
The citizens are really good at this.
This is...
Only 100% is impossible, right?
How about you, Yabana-san?
You still don't want to come out, do you?
Endo-san's team is being pushed back a little.
The last survey is over.
The result of the mail address is...
A. Email address? B. Email address?
Endo-san's team A has only 47% left!
Here is the result!
We were able to control it. It was about 70% earlier.
We didn't get it.
It was really bad.
It was really interesting.
It was really bad!
I see...
It was really nice.
Mambo-san went to the water and played well.
It was a good recovery match.
We were both...
I thought Sayane-san was attacking too much.
I was the one who attacked.
As expected of our Kimbap-san, you didn't get it.
You're licking it, aren't you?
I'm only licking it a little.
You're licking it a little.
That's why Sayane-san's team won!
That's all for today's 100% Japanese Q&A!
Thank you!
Now, we have an announcement from the show.
This is sudden, but viewers, please answer these questions.
Q. When you're working on a big project, which type are you?
A. Planning ahead and moving forward.
B. Doing it right away.
Which one is it?
That's a personal opinion of mine.
Yes.
For me, it's definitely B.
How about you, Ankuro-kun?
For me, it's also B.
Me too. It's B.
How about you, Sayane-san?
For me... it's B.
I've never planned ahead and moved forward.
I've always been A.
I'm A.
Oh, you're planning ahead and moving forward.
I'm A too! I'm A too!
It's just that in the studio, B's answer is more common.
With this question, we'll know if you're the type that's easy to cheat on.
We'll know if you're the type that's easy to cheat on.
No, we'll know if you're the type that's easy to cheat on.
Endo-san, for some reason, you're pointing at me.
By the way, for this question, we'll know if you're the type that's easy to cheat on.
We're the type that's easy to cheat on.
Why is that?
That's one of the reasons.
Next week, on the 17th, we'll send you a check to see if you're the type that's easy to cheat on.
Please join us next week!
We're not serious about this!
Laugh It Out Battle!
Good evening, I'm Moggy Junichi. I will be hosting this segment.
Endo Shodo-san and Tamura Ryo-san, thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Now, let me quickly introduce today's fighters for Laugh It Out Battle!
First up in the red corner, 174cm, 80kg, currently in third place,
KAUKAU belongs to YAMADA YOSHI!
YOSHI!
I'm finally back!
In the blue corner, 170cm, 55kg,
the challenger, from BIKING,
KOTOGE ERI-JIIN!
KOTOGE!
I'll do it!
I'll do it, I'll do it.
Now, let's hear from you two.
First of all, YAMADA-san, who has won three weeks in a row, how are you feeling today?
I can't believe it.
The first episode was broadcasted as a whole.
The second and third episodes were broadcasted as one segment only.
I was pretty relaxed during those episodes,
but now that it's my fourth episode, I'm nervous again.
I don't want to go back to one segment.
You're back!
I'm embarrassed.
Because one segment isn't relaxed!
It's not relaxed,
it's not a one segment,
and I didn't win smoothly.
I came this far just by riding.
I hope you do your best!
Now, here is the first challenger!
He won this year's KING OF COUNT!
He's riding now, BIKING, KOTOGE ERI-JIIN!
Today, you're going to go crazy!
It's going to be super slippery!
I don't think I can handle it!
Have you prepared anything?
I haven't!
You can't prepare anything crazy!
Crazy is bad!
I haven't prepared anything!
You haven't prepared anything!
And you don't look like you're preparing anything!
Don't worry! Have confidence in yourself! You have it!
No... I don't have it!
I don't think I'll win today!
We don't know what will happen.
The match will be decided by rock-paper-scissors.
We'd like to ask Endos, Ryo Tamura, and Yamasato to participate in this match.
Even if you choose to participate in this match, it doesn't mean you'll win.
So we'd like you to participate in this match.
And we'd like our guests to decide whether or not they enjoyed their hand-held penalty cards.
The final decision of this match will be made by viewers' votes.
Votes can be changed as many times as you like, so please vote more and more!
Now, let's get started!
The laugh-out-loud battle starts now!
First of all, Endos, please choose a laugh-out-loud post for Yamada.
A lot of people have posted their laugh-out-loud posts.
There are a lot of dangerous ones.
There are a lot of dangerous ones, but please don't.
There are a lot of dangerous ones.
Please don't say "dangerous ones".
Okay, I'm sorry. I can't help it.
I'm sorry, too.
It's our first time hosting a show, so we don't know what you're saying.
We don't know what you're saying.
I'm sorry.
I don't know how to operate it.
That's about it.
I might be a weird boss.
No, you're not.
Okay, Endos.
Okay, let's start with this one.
Are you ready?
Okay, let's go.
Iwate Prefecture, nickname "Dynamite Shikoku".
Let's start with Sue.
Let's go.
Is there a "one"?
Let's start with Sue.
You're not the only one who chose it.
No, that's not true.
Let's go.
Yamada, please be a bodybuilder of a super-shy guy.
I think this is a good part.
From a man in his 30s.
Yamada, please be a bodybuilder of a super-shy guy.
Okay, Yamada.
Let's go!
Votes can be changed as many times as you like.
Let's see the guests...
Oops! Everyone is up.
Yamada Nana, how do you like it?
Yamada, how do you like it?
Yamada Nana, how do you like it?
It was cute, being shy like that.
It was cute, wasn't it?
Was it funny?
It was funny. Well, it was funny.
Well, well, well...
It's fine. It's cute.
It's cute, so it's fine.
Now, let's continue.
Tamura Ryo and Kotouge, please choose a crazy talk.
We don't know what's right.
That's right.
We're choosing.
Well...
Let's go with this one.
Noodle Pick from Kanagawa Prefecture.
Yes.
Please sell negative baseball courts.
Oh, that's good.
Now, from men in their 20s...
Please sell negative baseball courts.
Now, Kotouge...
Please choose one!
His face is scary.
He's not in a good mood.
Beer, how about it? Beer, how about it?
But it's been a while, so you might be tired.
Beer, how about it? Beer, how about it?
But it's been a while, so you might be a little tired.
It's a draw!
If you think this is interesting and if you think Kotouge is interesting, please vote for him.
You can vote as many times as you like.
Now, guests...
Your cards went up and your Otomaru went up.
Kuroka Tomoka...
Yes.
Was it good?
I didn't want to buy it, but it was fun.
You didn't want to buy it, but it was fun.
It was fun, right?
It was fun.
I see. I like the evaluation of it being fun.
Now, let's move on to Round 2.
Yamasato...
Yes.
Please choose a crazy talk for Yamada.
Got it. I'll go with this one.
Tokushima Prefecture, nickname "Check Trick".
What kind of person was the legendary Tokugawa-style ninja Tocchari Hanzo?
Let's start with men in their 30s.
What kind of person was the legendary Tokugawa-style ninja Tocchari Hanzo?
Mr. Yamada, please!
N-no, it doesn't spin!
No, I'm hooked!
I'm hooked! I'm hooked right away!
No, it doesn't spin at all! It doesn't spin at all!
It's got nothing to do with it.
It's a shovel!
It's a legendary ninja, isn't it?
Okay, guests, please rate the ball box.
Sayaka Yamamoto's ball went up by one.
I feel like it's going to be legendary.
I especially like "it doesn't spin".
It doesn't spin! It doesn't spin!
That was Hanzo Kochari.
Okay, next up is Endo-san.
Please choose your "muchaburi" talk from Kotoge-san.
Okay, I'd like to receive a lot of them, but which one should I choose?
Oh, then I'll choose this one.
I'll go with this one.
This one and this one.
It's from a guy with a nickname "low-energy guy" in Saitama Prefecture.
Okay, next up is...
Takahiro Yamamoto's talk went up!
Kotoge-san's talk went up!
Okay...
Kotoge-san, what is it? Please tell us!
Okay...
It's from a guy in his teens.
Takahiro Yamamoto's talk went up!
Kotoge-san's talk went up!
Okay, Kotoge-san, what is it? Please tell us!
Okay, Kotoge-san...
Please tell us!
Okay...
The bell didn't ring, but is it over?
Now, it's over!
Now, the bell rang and the bell rang.
Now, the explanation is in, but everyone is going up in circles!
Yamano Nana-san!
I'd like to hear it three times in a row, this time.
Oh, a collaboration with the three of you, right?
Yes, a collaboration!
It's true! I'd like to see this bird, really!
Now, this will be the final round!
The next is the final battle!
Viewers, please vote for who will decide their fates!
Now, Tamura Ryo-san!
Please choose a crazy post about Yamada-san!
It's crazy, isn't it?
Yes!
Umm...
Members of Miyagi Prefecture...
Shiraba-san!
Yamada-san!
Tokugawa...
152 General...
Tokugawa James's famous quote...
What was it?!
Why?!
152 General...
Tokugawa James's famous quote...
Now, from men in their 20s...
This is...
Isn't he getting married abroad?!
Yamada-san!
Tokugawa...
152 General...
Tokugawa James's famous quote...
What was it?!
Now...
Yamada-san!
Please!
If you don't cry...
I'll wait for you to cry!
Kotutsu-gisu!
Please show us your cards.
Kurokawa-san is happy.
It was fun.
It was the best.
James. Tokugawa James-san.
Now, the final round.
Yamasato-san, Kotouge-san, please choose your "muchaburi" post.
Here I go.
This is Hokkaido, nickname "dirty life-style-san".
Kotouge-san!
When "dirty life-style" detective Dega stepped into the culprit's hideout, what did he say that made you so excited?
Now, from men in their 30s.
Kotouge-san!
When "dirty life-style" detective Dega stepped into the culprit's hideout, what did you say that made you so excited?
You look good.
Kotouge-san!
Please!
Oh, no! I went too far!
Endo-san, Ryo-san, Yamasato-san, how was today's battle?
It was so much fun!
Not a single one went wrong!
Everyone was so perfect and it was so much fun!
It was so much fun that we couldn't catch up!
How about you two?
No, well...
You were caught up!
Why do you think we caught up?
The voting is now closed.
Here are the results!
Who will win?
Yamada Yoshika?
Viking Gotoge Eiji?
Here are the results!
50%! 50%!
For the first time!
For the first time ever!
This is amazing!
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
we would like to make a special decision.
Three female guests will be judged...
Oh, and you too, Nishimori-san.
Oh, four of you?
Three of you.
Three female guests will be judged
based on a total of three votes.
We've done a lot of things,
but I think this was the most fun.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
let's decide...
who gets the round penalty.
Who gets the round penalty?
Yoshi will get the round penalty.
Yamada-san will get the round penalty.
Kotoge will get the penalty.
Kotoge-san will get the penalty.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready?
Have you decided?
Are you ready?
Now, please vote.
Ready, go!
Can I compete with you next week?
No, you can't.
Wasn't it a good match?
No, no.
Didn't you win properly today?
I won properly, but with you...
I don't care about you! I won!
I'm happy, but I thought my heart would beat again.
I'm starting to hate Friday.
Please have faith in me! Congratulations!
It was a good match, but in the end...
I lost properly.
Ah, that was frustrating.
It was a good match.
Maybe, but if I had a little more brain hair, I would have won.
I don't care about that.
No, from a woman's perspective...
I don't care about that.
Right now, I really hate genetics.
No, you're like a capsule. You're cute, young man!
Capsules aren't cute!
It's just easy to drink.
We look forward to your next challenge.
Thank you very much!
Our next funny and crazy battle is...
Once again, 30 minutes of overtime.
We will send you to Champion Carnival.
Today's winner is Yoshi Yamada.
And this year's only full-time entry is a former middle school student.
Spring Legend Challenge Champion is Kumagai during Garit.
And our summer revenge special champion is Nagasawa.
The four of them will spread their passionate battle.
Please look forward to it!
Endo-san, that's all for now.
Thank you very much!
Wow, really, 50%, 50%.
It's not easy.
It was a miracle broadcast.
Next week, I'll be watching it on TV.
That's right.
That's all for our funny and crazy battle.
In this segment, I, Mogi Junichi, will say unique lines that go well with today's theme.
Today's theme is starring our guest, Tomoka Kurokawa.
Here's a clip from the drama.
It airs every Saturday night from 11 to 15 at B.S. Premium.
Welcome to "Tef-tef-sou".
It's a drama about ten people and a ghost meeting in a separate apartment in Yachiga-kakeyasu.
Kurokawa is playing a ghost who lives in a man's room who has fallen in love.
Here is today's theme.
You can't say you're not in love anymore!
You're still alive!
If you say that to a ghost, it's pretty convincing.
But I can't hurt you anymore!
Then, Takahashi-kun, if you fall in love with me...
Instead of saying these three lines, we'll say "ateleco".
We've received a lot of lines before airing.
We've received a lot of lines before airing, so we'll introduce them now.
The first line is from a member of the cast, a man in his teens in Tokyo, Mr. Everyday Yogurt.
Mr. Everyday Yogurt
There's a lot of evil spirits in your body.
If you say it like that, it's pretty convincing.
How can I get rid of the evil spirits?
It's easy!
Just spit out barley tea from your mouth.
I did it!
Beautiful!
That was really sharp.
It's easier than you think.
If you have barley tea.
Let's move on.
This line is from a young man in his 30s in Tochigi Prefecture.
Actually, there is one more ghost in this room.
Can you see it?
If you say like that, it's quite persuasive, isn't it?
Hey! Don't say scary things like that!
That's no good!
It's right in front of you.
There's one more
Next, a line from the last voice actor of a man in his teens in Hiroshima
I have a prevention ability. In 15 seconds, you will blow out that tea.
It's quite persuasive, isn't it?
What nonsense are you two talking about?
It's not like that!
If you really did it, I'd do anything for you.
Yeah, you did it.
You really did it.
I see.
You're not like a ghost or something!
I see.
You blew it out without thinking, right?
The last one is for men in their 20s in Chiba Prefecture.
It's a line from "Beyond That".
It's hard not to get used to Tokyo. I understand that.
But you can't lose.
If you say it like that, it's quite persuasive.
This is the first person who understands how I feel.
Who are you?
I'm Edokko, and I'm from Tokyo.
Thank you for all of your posts.
Lastly, Kurokawa-san, could you tell us why you chose "Teftefs"?
I'm playing a very cheerful ghost,
and I think people will feel happy and cheerful watching me.
It's a very warm and wonderful work, so please watch it!
Thank you!
Even though it's a short movie, I wanted it to be very cheerful.
That's why I chose it.
Thank you!
That's all for "Fukikae Deep"!
In this segment of "Deep" anything can be ranked, but what is this segment about?
In this segment of "Deep" we're looking for natural episodes that will make you laugh.
Please send us your crazy misunderstandings and unbelievable failures that happened around you.
We'll also decide the rankings by voting on whether the posts introduced will make you laugh or not.
The person who was chosen for the most interesting post will receive this "Deep" signed by all the participants!
This guy is a real host.
Please send us your crazy misunderstandings and unbelievable failures that happened around you!
We've already received a lot of posts.
So we're going to choose the most interesting natural episodes that have been going on for a long time.
That's right.
So, do you want to go first, Yama-chan?
Can I go first?
Go ahead.
There's a lot of them.
Let's see...
Um...
Okay, I'll go first.
This is from "kainokata".
Niigata Prefecture, nickname "matsukaze-san".
He's a man in his 20s.
My father was putting the dishes in the fridge after washing them.
Why is he cooling them down?
So, did you think you'd laugh at this natural episode?
No, you didn't.
Let's start the survey!
I wonder what it is.
Actually, my father comes and cleans my house regularly, so this happens.
It happens.
It's amazing.
I don't know why, but whenever I become an old man, it increases.
That's true.
It happens a lot.
Even though it's a normal tableware, I thought it was furniture and put it on the other side of the desk.
This is...
It's about family and father.
Surprisingly, there aren't many people who laugh at this.
I'm starting to worry about it.
I see.
I'm starting to worry about it.
Okay!
This is the end of the survey.
My father was putting the dishes in the fridge after washing them.
That's 34%.
So, the ranking is...
What?
Are you kidding me?
The ranking is...
No, no, no.
It's 32%.
It's 32% now.
We'd like you to choose more posts that have more than 32%.
Okay, next one is...
Kurokawa-san, number 5.
What should I choose?
There are a lot of natural ones.
Yeah.
Which one should I choose?
Kurokawa-san doesn't seem like a natural person, but...
Surprisingly, it's like that when you're in a gap like this.
She's cute.
When I first rode a green car, I thought, "Wow, green cars are super fast."
She's like your wife.
She's like you.
It's the moment you think, "She's cute."
I've decided!
You've decided?
I'm not a member of a board. I'm sorry.
I'm from Kanagawa Prefecture.
I'm Shinjirarenai-san.
When we were driving...
When I saw him say, "This tunnel is dark," I took off my sunglasses!
I'm sorry!
That's...
That's not common.
Now, let's start the survey!
Do you know what this is?
I know.
I feel like I'm going to do it without thinking.
I knew it.
Do you know what it is?
I've seen it before.
You have?
My dad.
I'm sure it's your dad.
I'm sure you're wearing sunglasses here.
The ones you look for.
That's common.
You really do it.
In the past, Jinnai-san would use his sunglasses...
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
Jinnai-san would use his sunglasses and...
The door wasn't an automatic door.
It was dark and you couldn't see anything.
It broke right away.
It was dark and you couldn't see anything.
Let's end the survey.
"It's dark in this tunnel," he said while wearing sunglasses.
His laugh rate is 33%.
So his laugh rate is...
over 1%!
His unbelievable laugh rate is 3.1%.
If his laugh rate is 34%, isn't his laugh rate 100%?
His laugh rate is over.
If your laugh rate is more than 34%, which one would you like to choose?
Let's start with you, Yamamoto-san.
Okay.
Let me see...
I'll go with this one.
His nickname in Kanagawa Prefecture is "longhorned train".
How old was he when he asked a girl he met at his birthday party, "how old are you?"
This is...
I know, right?
Did you think you could laugh at this natural episode?
Let's start the survey!
How old is he?
He's 20 years old, and it's his birthday party.
Shigeo Nagashima is also famous for this.
When he was 60 years old, he said "this is my first "longhorned train"
Isn't that right?
Everyone does that.
He's 102 years old for the second time.
I know he says "longhorned train" but I don't say it.
He only says it once.
That's how it is.
Isn't it pretty close?
It's pretty close.
You can vote for either of them as many times as you like.
First, let's do a survey.
How many friends did you get from girls you met at your birthday party?
You can get 57%.
So, the ranking is...
The first place is "longhorned train".
It's getting worse and worse.
Let's move on.
It's 57% or more.
Yamada-san, would you like to go?
What should I do?
I'll go with this one.
From a member named "Mr. Johnson" in Hiroshima Prefecture...
Tell your little brother 'hoi' four times and he'll say 'hoi', 'hoi', 'hoi', 'hoi'.
How cute!
Did you think you could laugh like that?
The survey starts now!
How cute!
Tell your little brother 'hoi' four times and he'll say 'hoi', 'hoi', 'hoi', 'hoi'.
How cute!
But, you know, there are times when friends say...
Ah, that's good.
And it was actually about "my stomach hurts," but my friends who were nearby kept saying, "What do you want to say? What do you want to say?"
That happens, doesn't it?
It's the same thing for both, right?
It's not the same at all. It's not the same at all.
It's not like that.
It wasn't like that?
I've decided! "Hey, hey, say something," and "Hey, hey, hey, hey," I answered and got 79%!
Wow!
And so, I'm in first place!
Wow!
Mr. Shibota got 79%, and that's amazing!
Wow! I'm sure Mr. Endo said "hey, hey, hey," when he said the phrase, didn't he?
No, it wasn't "hey, hey, hey, hey," but "hey, hey, hey, hey,"
But I think I'll keep doing it like that from now on.
Getting 79% is a good thing, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Okay, Ryo-kun, let's move on.
Okay!
What could it be?
No, 79% isn't bad at all.
I guess it's better to be cute.
That's right.
Hmm...
What could it be?
We've received a lot of them.
Shall we go with this one?
Okay.
It's from Rahman-san in Gifu Prefecture.
Okay.
A friend of yours says 'sanchu' at a yakiniku restaurant as 'pancho'.
Ito-san said 'pan', but...
'Pancho', please!
She said 'Pancho', didn't she?
Yes.
But these things I don't know...
I often say it to Atoshi, saying it's 'wifi' and stuff like that.
I've always asked Atoshi "what is this thing?"
and he kept saying "wifi", "wifi" and stuff like that.
"Wifi" is pretty common.
"Wifi" is...
Is it really that common?
She's tricked.
People say "wifi" because they're little and old.
Like, "you're late!"
So yeah, we've received 'sanchu'.
'Sanchu', please!
Thank you for watching!
'Sanchu' and 'panchu', 'warailu' have changed 69%!
Oh, we can't change it!
So, we're sorry for the 79% difference.
Okay, next. Endo-san, please choose one you can change.
Wow, which one should I choose?
Okay, I'll go with this one.
Okay, 'tokyoto', nickname 'nagarekawa-san'.
Okay.
Let's go.
During a date, he said 'two people' to a middle-aged man in a high-speed street.
This is quite natural.
Okay, this is natural. I thought 'warailu' would win, but...
Start!
Even if you say 'two middle-aged men', right?
You made a mistake of saying it in a shop.
This is wrong.
My dad used to say 'etc', but when he went into a wrong general store and saw 'etc', he said 'etc'!
He didn't say 'etc'.
He said 'is that so?'
I wonder if you guys actually say something like this in a shop.
Which one?
'iya', 'iya', 'iya'
It's not 'iya'!
It's 'kawaii'!
'sukidattara nandemo iin da yo ne'! (If you like me, you can say anything.)
That's not good!
'nandemo iin da yo ne'!
'warailu' said 'two people' to a middle-aged man in a high-speed street, and it won by 55%.
So, unfortunately, your rate of 'nagarekawa-san' is over 79%.
That's pretty high, right?
79%, that's pretty high.
Yes.
So, this is the last poll.
Let's check the current rankings.
Third place is Longhorn Train with 57%.
Second place is Raman with 68%.
First place is Mr. Johnson with 79%.
He said "hoi hoi" four times and said "hoi hoi hoi hoi" and that's first place.
Please go over 79%.
Please go over it.
If you think you can go over 79%, which could be a sign,
Anyone is fine. Shall we go?
Can we go now?
Yamada-san, is it okay?
Let's go!
Kainogata, Ehime Prefecture, nickname "Shitosama-san", 30 years old male.
My mom was making coffee for Brazilians who were staying at home to get them to know Japan.
What do you think of me choosing this last one?
I was surprised.
Weren't there other options?
I thought there were more options.
It's super unique!
Is it okay now?
Start the survey!
Yamada-san, are you going to ruin the show or not?
I'm going to ruin it while I'm in the middle of it.
Hey, you!
It's our fault.
Everyone, you can't change the survey as many times as you like.
What's wrong with you?
What hardship did you go through?
You must have been careful of Brazilians.
It's good.
What's this?
I went to my family's house when I was in middle school.
They served Sashimi.
I was eating Sashimi.
Sashimi is something you usually forget.
I was like, "Sorry, I forgot the soy sauce. Sorry, En-chan."
I was like, "Sorry, I forgot it."
I brought a mix of vegetables from the fridge.
Why?
Why did you bring a mix of vegetables when you were eating Sashimi?
It's a mix of vegetables, isn't it?
It's not that different.
Everyone, we're taking a survey.
Could you please introduce the results of the survey?
The final choice by Mr. Yamagata,
was 18% of people who said they'd like to drink coffee with Brazilians who were studying abroad or staying at home.
So, "Pimp" "Anything" "Ranking" "Funny" "Advertising" "Episode"
The first place goes to...
Mr. Johnson's "Anything" went up to...
"Anything" "Anything" "Anything" "Anything"
79% of people said "Anything" "Anything" "Anything" "Anything"
Mr. Johnson, who won first place once, will give out autographed "deep" notes to all the viewers!
Congratulations!
That's all for "deep" "anything" ranking!
We're wrapping up the show in no time!
If you missed today's broadcast, please check it out on the show's website after the show is over.
Please also check how to receive gifts!
And next week's "deep a" guest is...
These people!
A check plan to see if you're the type of person who gets cheated on easily!
"Deep a" check plan to see if you're the type of person who gets cheated on easily!
We'll be broadcasting with these people!
Look forward to next week!
Yes, look forward to it!
Thank you for joining us today!
Thank you very much!
Is it over already?
It's really over.
Then it's time for us to go back.
Well, after this...
Yes!
At 1 o'clock and 25 minutes, we'll start broadcasting "one seg" on IETER.
Yes!
Well then, Ryo-kun, please announce about "one seg" broadcast.
Yes, in "one seg" extended broadcast, we'll be broadcasting a popular show, "munekyun deep kolosium".
Guests, if you have anything you'd like to say to the ladies, please send in your lines!
Yes, that's all we had time for.
How was it for you, Tsuruga-san?
Today's MC was a bit different from usual.
Yes, that's right.
How was it for you, Kuroga-san?
I don't usually wake up this late when I'm not filming.
I didn't get sleepy at all.
My eyes were wide open.
Your eyes were wide open.
It was fun!
Wasn't it?
Well then, we'll see you again in "one seg" on IETER in one minute!
Yes!
That's all for now! Goodbye!