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Real-time posting program "SHIBUYA D-PLAY"!
Good evening! "SHIBUYA D-PLAY" has begun!
Tonight, for 59 minutes, we will broadcast live.
Everyone, please participate with your mobile phones.
Whether you participate or not is up to you!
That's right.
Let's say the obvious.
That's right.
Now, let's introduce the guests!
From akb48 to kitohara!
Thank you for having me!
And from klasina!
Thank you for having me!
Fido of hollywood!
Thank you for having me!
And gyutoro of hiking and walking!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
Hey, let me do it!
Don't say "let me"
Let me do it!
So, you're Kitahara!
Yes!
First time here, right?
Yes!
That's right, nice to meet you!
If we have one of the AKB members join us...
Kanori, you're going to the back, right?
Yes!
Go ahead, go ahead!
Be confident and come forward!
Could you please introduce yourself as usual?
Yes!
I'm Kitahara Rie, and I'm from Aichi prefecture!
Nice to meet you!
Ah, wait, wait, wait!
You can't look sideways!
Ah, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Gyutaro might look weird!
I'm sorry!
If you look sideways when you introduce yourself...
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
You're not in the right mood for the second time, right?
Ah, I'll do it again!
No, no, you'll look sideways again!
That's right!
Could you do it again for me?
Ah, really?
Yes! I'm Kitahara Rie, and I'm from Aichi prefecture!
Nice to meet you!
Ah, what's with you?!
What's with you?!
What's up with your self-introduction?!
It's nothing like that!
You know, like, the guys from N.A.B. are like...
Fresh, fresh, fresh...
"Fresh!" Like that!
Fresh, fresh, fresh...
Like that!
It's not like that!
You don't want to be a little lemon, do you?
No! That's right, it's not like that!
Ah, I see.
Then you should think about it!
Yes, I'll look into it!
Yes, look into it!
Yes!
And, Kurashina-san!
Yes!
It's been a while!
You're really nice, Kurashina-san!
I like you!
Thank you!
Normal confession!
About half a year ago,
you were filming a drama in a studio next door.
That's right.
When you were trying to talk to her somehow,
you were only talking about Nukumizu-san!
That... That bokeh...
Nukumizu-san, right?
He's harmless, you know?
That's right, Nukumizu-san.
Using that, you know...
He's a really scary man.
Using that...
Using that, you know...
Muneki-kun, you're here today too, right?
Yes! I'll do my best!
Please do!
Yes, thank you!
And now, Horii-kun!
Yes!
Out of 30,000 people who auditioned for you,
you're 19 years old!
What?! 19?!
What straight eyes you have!
Your eyes are sparkling.
I've never lied that much.
"I've never lied that much" is what you're saying, right?
I'm only 19 and I haven't lied that much!
Wow, you're dazzling!
Your eyes are sparkling. What's up with you?
My mom told me something.
Your mom told you something?
I'm not going to lie today.
She told you to look me in the eye and talk?
Especially today?
That's right.
She told you that you're going to participate in Shibuya DPA?
Yes, she did.
To your mom?
Really?! I'm not lying!
I went to Ibaragi and your mom's house and said "I'm participating!"
I'm participating in NHK!
Look at me!
Isn't it a lie for 30,000 people?
It's true.
Your eyes are sparkling.
Mr. Sawamura, excuse me!
It's a lie, isn't it?!
It's not a lie!
I know!
It's not a lie for this show!
You're going to do it, aren't you?
I was going to do it!
Yes, yes!
Mr. Mogi, please!
Yes, Mr. Kentaro, you've moved too.
Good evening, I'm Mogi Junichi.
I'm in charge of the very popular segment "Rewind DP"!
Please post a unique line that fits the theme of the video!
Tonight's theme is a drama starring our guest, Akana Kurashina.
We've prepared it for you.
Here's the VTR.
Name and Soul's Rewind
It airs from November 5 and Saturday 12 at 9 p.m.
It's a suspenseful drama based on Mr. Keigo Higashino's work.
In order to tackle the mystery of her father's death,
Akana Kurashina, who plays the role of Satomi Ishihara,
faces an unexpected crisis.
Akana Kurashina plays the role of a nurse, who is a key person in the story.
And here's today's theme!
It's tough, isn't it, doctor?
If it doesn't work out, we're to blame.
Why do you say that?
Huh?
Patients...
are only dependent on doctors' words!
It's awful of you to say it like that!
What's wrong?
And with that, we have Ms. Kurashara.
We have three lines for you to think of.
I've thought of another one.
Are you okay with it?
Mr. Kogi, you're going too far.
No, it's not like that!
I cut Mr. Kiyotaro for that reason!
For that reason!
Let's take a look.
It's tough, isn't it, doctor?
If it doesn't work out, we're to blame.
Why do you say that?
Udon...
is warm and fills you up!
I want some pepperoncino, too!
Let's go for udon.
Tachihiroshi-san is good.
He's good.
But Tachihiroshi-san is good, but udon is good too, right?
Tachihiroshi-san and udon, you like both of them, don't you, Kohei Kendo?
I like both of them.
I like both of them, don't I?
What's going on here?
We're looking forward to your masterpieces.
Now, let's start with this segment!
Is this common sense?!
All over Japan, one battle!
That's not good!
Mr. Kobo!
Mr. Kobo! It's all over the place!
Mr. Hashimoto can't get out of it!
I'm sorry, everyone.
I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm Hashimoto of NHK.
In this segment, viewers are asked questions like "Is this common sense for Japanese people?" and "Do you worry about it on a daily basis?"
For example, like this.
What's that supposed to mean?
It says "put it in a pig".
Is it "put it in a pig" or "put it in a pig"?
If you have a time machine, please send us questions like "Will it go to the past?" or "Will it go to the future?"
Among the posts you sent us, we will choose some of them and do a live survey.
We will judge which one is common sense for Japanese people.
And for those of you who read our posts today...
Here you are.
Which one?
Can you hold it for me?
Oh, it's not like that, Mr. Kobo.
Oh, it's not like that.
It's "strap".
For all of you who read our posts today, we will give you a program-specific "deep neck strap".
We look forward to your posts.
Excuse me. Thank you very much.
In this segment, common sense is different depending on where you're from.
The other day, only Yamaguchi Prefecture had something different.
That's right.
And you chose it.
I chose it, too.
I'd like to introduce you.
Where are you from?
Aichi.
Aichi Prefecture.
I'm from Kumamoto.
Kumamoto.
I'm from Tokyo.
Wow, straight forward.
It doesn't seem like Tokyo.
That's right. It's often said that it's like Okinawa.
It's a bit of a dark place.
Where are you from?
Russia.
It's not Russia!
It's "radio stock".
You're from Niigata.
I'm from Yamaguchi Prefecture.
And you're from Osaka.
I'm from Osaka.
And you're from Shiga Prefecture.
I'm from Shiga.
Yes.
Now, which question will we answer?
First, if you're from Aichi Prefecture...
Yes.
I'd like to answer it right away.
Yes.
I'd like you to answer it right away.
Yes.
I'm from Kyoto Prefecture...
Yes.
Matsuri Bayashi-san, a man in his 30s.
What do you do, Matsuri Bayashi-san?
Well, in sports day...
In sports day, what's exciting is...
A. Kibasen
B. Riri
Let's hear it first!
What's exciting in sports day is...
A. Kibasen
B. Riri
Survey start!
It's gotta be A!
Isn't it obvious?
Well, but this time...
What?!
No way!
Isn't it B?
It's B, right?!
Did you just say A, Kurashima-san?
I made a mistake.
Oh, you made a mistake?
Or did you get on the majority vote?
It's not something you've heard of, right?
Of course it's Riri.
But if you do it, Kibasen gets excited, right?
Well...
That's right.
If you do it...
But if you don't get excited in general, it's Riri.
Well, you do it at the end of sports day.
You don't do Kibasen at the end, do you?
Well, you're right, but...
But it's amazing how you do it, you guys.
I'm like that, right? I'm like a horse.
You're a horse, but...
You've never done it, right?
Well, I haven't climbed up, but...
You're left-behind, right?
I'm left-behind, yes.
I'm not in front of you.
Toma-san looks like he's in front of you.
Where do you do Kibasen?
I'm a trombo.
Oh, you're a trombo.
That's weight discrimination.
We've finished our first survey.
Kibasen and Riri get excited at sports day.
We'll decide which one is more common sense and which one is less common sense.
We're collecting them now, so please wait for a moment.
Well, it's true that it may differ by area.
There may be a battle you like.
Kibasen and Riri get excited at sports day.
We'll decide which one is more common sense and which one is less common sense.
Riri's Ririen is 84%.
We've decided it's more common sense.
Why are you looking at me like that?
It's sudden.
It's normal.
Let's look at the regions.
Let's see the results of this survey.
Here they are.
This is...
B! It's red!
There are more people who answered B's relay.
It's B all over the country.
It's all red.
There's no place where Kiba Line is blocked in the program.
It'll look like heavy rain tomorrow.
Well, let's move on to the next one.
Okay, next up is Kurashina-san.
Yes!
Please choose one.
Okay, I'll choose one and be happy about it.
I'm looking forward to it.
From Kyoto Prefecture, Masakun.
He's a man.
Oh, I said something completely different.
When you get an injection, do you look at the needle or not?
Survey, start!
She's playing a medical drama right now.
Kurashina-san, you're bringing it up.
I'm a person who can do it.
She's a person who can do it.
Only one person chose B.
Kurashina-san chose B.
Everyone else...
You don't look at it!
You don't know when it'll go in.
But you can't look at it.
But you'll get it all of a sudden.
You'll think, "Ah!"
That's right.
Right?
You'll be stabbed without being prepared for it.
But I'm prepared for it as soon as it goes in.
You'll be stabbed.
In the medical room.
So you'll keep looking at it?
Yes, I'll keep looking at it.
They'll tell you to look at it from a distance.
They'll tell you to look at it from a distance?
They'll hold me down all the time and...
Are you that violent?
I'm not good at it.
You should look at it.
You should definitely look at it.
You should relax and look at it for a moment.
You should look at it for it to heal the pain.
I don't like it when it hurts all of a sudden.
That's scary.
It might be a little different, you know?
It might be more of a B.
The second round of rounds is over.
It doesn't seem like there will be any regional differences.
Here are the results of whether or not you'll look at a needle when you get an injection.
7% of you said you'll look at a needle when you get an injection.
There wasn't as much of a difference as in the studio.
Let's take a look at the results of whether or not you'll look at a needle.
A lot of you said you'll look at a blue needle.
A lot of you said you won't look at a red needle.
A lot of you said you won't look at a yellow needle.
Kumamoto is like that.
A lot of you said you won't look at a yellow needle.
People in Kumamoto have a strong image of getting an injection.
Let's take a look at the results of whether or not you'll look at a needle.
A lot of you said you won't look at a blue needle.
A lot of you said you'll look at a blue needle.
You'll look at it when you get an injection, right?
I'll look at it. I'll look at it completely.
You'll look at it that much?
I'll look at it.
Nurse, you're making me nervous.
On the contrary, you're putting pressure on me.
On the contrary, you're making me look like a nurse.
I wasn't looking forward to it that much.
Let's move on to the next post.
Let's move on to "future".
Yes, may I?
Yes, you may.
Suma...Sumaho-san...
Isn't it "Sumaso-san"?
That's not his name.
That means you sent it from Sumato-kun.
Sumaho is from Akita Prefecture...
Why are you using honorifics for the system?
"for a pair"-san.
What comes to mind when you think of wedding ceremonies?
A. Bride's tears.
B. Father's tears.
Let's hear it.
What comes to mind when you think of wedding ceremonies?
A. Bride's tears.
B. Father's tears.
Survey, start!
Other than Mr. Akita...
I don't think I've ever cried at a wedding ceremony.
Usually it's the groom who cries.
When I see my father's tears, I cry.
That's right.
Because I've been raised like that.
The tears of people who have been raised like that are more...
That's right.
When I went to Jinnai's wedding...
It happened once.
Jinnai's father...
It was raining.
He was standing like this...
Everyone came together and...
What did you say?
Thank you very much!
He got divorced without notice.
It's a sad speech, isn't it?
It's a sad speech.
I think it's frustrating.
Q-chan is...
A!
That's right, it's A!
Um...
Wife.
I'm going crazy.
It's OK.
Is it OK?
The result is also detailed, isn't it?
The most common result for wedding ceremonies is...
Bride's tears.
Father's tears.
This is the most common one.
70% of people answered "father's tears".
I'll make it common sense.
I've never seen a bride cry so much.
The result of the questionnaire is available for men and women separately.
Let's take a look.
Here it is.
Men and women also answered "father's tears" more often.
Women are strong.
When a strong father cries...
That's right.
It's common, isn't it?
Let's move on.
Hori-kun.
OK!
Here it is.
It's from Shinjiro-san, a man in his teens.
A cockroach came out.
Your reaction is...
A! Actively exterminate.
B! Just run away.
A cockroach came out.
Your reaction is...
A! Actively exterminate.
B! Just run away.
A! Actively exterminate.
Here is the questionnaire.
A! Actively exterminate.
"B!" "B!" "B!" "A!"
"B!" "It's impossible."
But if you let her go, she gets scared when she's sleeping.
I know that.
There is a time when she doesn't exterminate.
When she is sleeping...
You call her 'that girl' right?
Yes, I call her 'that girl'.
I call her 'that girl' in my ear.
"I call her 'that girl' in my ear." "I call her 'that girl' in my ear."
I call her 'that girl' in my ear.
If it gets in my ear, it's really scary.
It's not that small, is it?
It's about this big.
It's pretty big.
No, I can't do it either.
It's impossible.
Will you move out?
No, I'll have someone else exterminate me.
That sounds fun.
Right?
I'll call her 'that girl'.
Call her.
It'll be a problem.
No, I don't want to call her, but I don't want to exterminate cockroaches.
That's right.
The poll is over.
What was your reaction when cockroaches appeared?
a. Actively exterminate.
b. Just run away.
Which one was more common?
Here is the result.
What?!
"Just run away" was more common, so we made it common sense.
Let's see the results for men and women.
Here is the result.
Men are moving out.
Men exterminated more, but women became more popular.
Here is the result for each prefecture.
Look.
But cockroaches do appear in some prefectures.
That's right.
They don't appear in some prefectures.
That's right.
But in the mountains, there are more people exterminating.
Is that so?
Yes.
That's surprising.
But I don't think it's a regional difference.
Why did you run away from Hokkaido when you're not even from Hokkaido?
You imagined it, didn't you?
I'm not used to it.
That's amazing.
It's almost half and half.
Let's move on.
Koba-san.
Yes.
Well...
I think it's a regional difference.
Smartphone. Tokyo and Amino San.
Female teens.
Do you know how good tofu is?
A. Do you know? B. Do you not know?
Let's ask.
Do you know how good tofu is?
A. Do you know? B. Do you not know?
Survey, start!
Maybe it's a regional difference.
A regional difference...
I'm sure you know about Nisshin.
What?!
No way!
On the contrary...
What?!
You know?!
I know!
You know at 19?!
I can't get enough of that ponzu.
I see.
What?!
Tofu is just warm.
Isn't it good?
Doesn't it have a simple taste?
No, it's not enough.
I think it's a late-night meal.
No way.
It's not just that, is it?
I don't know.
When it's hot tofu, it's only hot tofu, right?
Only tofu.
It's not like that.
What do you put in it?
Oysters.
You put in oysters.
What?!
We don't put in oysters.
Real hot tofu is only tofu.
What do you put in kumamoto?
Tofu and hot tofu and...
Tofu and hot tofu?!
Tofu and...
Hot tofu and...
One dish.
As a side dish.
You put in other side dishes?
Yes.
Niigata...
It's cold in Niigata, so we eat it a lot.
Hot tofu.
Chinese cabbage is also in it.
Kiyochan's favorite, Chinese cabbage.
I went to my parents' house once.
I really want a lot of things. Oysters, cabbage, I want a lot of things.
Yes, the survey is over.
This is the result of whether or not you can tell the strength of Yudofu.
The person who answered "I know" is 59% correct.
Let's take a look at the results of this poll.
Here it is.
The number of people who answered "I know" has increased.
There are more colors than percentages.
Miyagi, Gunma, Toyama, Okayama have more people who answered "I know".
And Okinawa.
That means most of the people who answered "I know" are people who don't know much about red areas.
Okinawa doesn't know much about it, does it?
Okinawa doesn't know much about it.
66% of people don't know about it.
34% of people know about it.
It has a strong taste.
Interesting.
Let's take a look at the results of men and women.
Please do so.
Let's see what Mr. Tachibana said.
Yes, let's see.
Men and women answered "I know" with almost the same percentages.
Why did you say "I know"?
I want to say "Why did you say "I know""?
I thought I'd take a look at it even though I got instructions.
The results were almost the same.
8% of people answered "I know" with almost the same percentages.
One more question.
Kitahara.
May I?
Go ahead, Kitahara.
It's not a smartphone.
It's from Tetta in Chiba Prefecture.
She is a man in his teens.
What color of Issei's hair do you like?
A. Black hair
B. Brown hair
Let's ask her.
What color of Issei's hair do you like?
A. Black hair
B. Brown hair
Let's ask her.
What should I do?
If you say either one, it's this one.
If it's a type, which one is it?
As a Japanese, it's like this.
What should I do?
Why?
It's neither of them.
Isn't black hair more common?
Kurosawa-san, either one.
A.
A is fine?
Yes.
So it's all A?
All A. Black hair.
When it comes to black hair, there are many types of black hair.
It would be nice if it was light hair, but it's heavy.
It's black hair, isn't it?
Black hair.
Oh, it's black hair.
Black hair.
Black hair is cute.
It's okay if it's just black hair.
It's black hair.
My partner is...
Gold.
It's gold.
I think it's gold.
The survey is over.
Isei's favorite hair color is...
A. Black hair.
B. Black hair.
Which one is more common?
Here is the result.
79% of people answered black hair.
I knew it!
Black hair is more common.
But still, there are many people who have black hair.
Even though they like black hair.
Let's see the results for men and women.
Men like black hair.
82% of men like black hair.
74% of women like black hair.
Everyone will dye their hair tomorrow.
It smells like dyed hair tomorrow.
Dyed hair?
Mom!
The bell rang.
The last question.
Kurashiba.
Up.
Lancegoux, Yamanashi prefecture, Tastas Women's School.
Is it possible for women to call themselves by name?
Let's ask. "Is it possible for women to call themselves by name?" survey, start!
Is it possible?
Like "It's me, okay?"
It's me, okay?
- "It's me, okay?" - "It's me, okay?"
It's possible if you say it like you just said it.
- It's okay. - It's possible.
I like my first name "uchi" (meaning "me" in kansai dialect)
Kansai dialect is really strong.
"uchiwaa" means "meet me around here"
The name is cute, isn't it?
Only girls can say it.
Kitara, you don't say it, do you?
I never say it.
But there seems to be many members.
I can't say "cute"
You can't say "cute"
I can't say it.
You're not good at introducing yourself.
You're not cute.
I'm not good at it.
Are you not good at it?
I'm not good at it.
You like "kyu-chan", don't you?
Yes, I do.
That's fine. She is cute.
The questionnaire is over.
Is it okay for a woman to call herself by her name or not?
63% of the people who said "no" agreed with common sense.
Is it okay for a woman to call herself by her name or not?
63% of the people who said "no" agreed with common sense.
The majority of people said "no".
Let's look at the result of the census.
Here it is.
Except for Yamanashi, people said "no".
In Yamanashi, it's 50-50.
In Okinawa, more people said "yes".
But in other places, more people said "no".
Do you say yourself, Ms. Kurashina?
I say "me".
You say "me"?
But other people say "yes".
In Kumamoto, you say "me" too.
"Me" or "me".
"Me".
"Me" came up.
It's not Kansai.
In Nagoya, you say "me".
"Me"?
"Me" too.
"Me" came up.
"Me" is fine.
"Me"?
Oh, you say "me" in Shiga.
I don't say "me".
You don't say "me".
Oh, you're an announcer.
No, no.
In my hometown, you say "me" too.
Shiga is Kansai.
I didn't say it much.
Can you say it, Ms. Kobasako?
No, no.
I'm trying to move forward, but I'm giving instructions.
Next time...
Instructions are nothing.
That's all for now.
I'd like to tell you about the results first.
Let's see how common the results are.
How was it?
Again...
Huh?
Ms. Kobasako...
It's high overall, right?
It's high overall, but...
Ms. Kobasako, Mr. Kitano and Ms. Rin...
Six out of seven questions were common sense.
You've never been off common sense, have you, Ms. Kobasako?
On the other hand, the least common ones were...
The least common ones were Mr. Atsushi and Ms. Kurashina...
Huh?
Ms. Kyu-chan, Ms. Kyu-chan...
Why are you talking about me?
I'm sorry!
You're talking like you're not here!
I'm sorry!
Wow...
Future's common sense... Well, it doesn't look like there's any common sense, but...
- That's the result. - I agree with you.
- That's all for this segment.
And with that, this has been the Common Sense Japan National Unanimous Poll.
And now we have an announcement for you all.
On DVD, we'll be giving away a limited number of special face roulettes to our viewers.
Before, it was Atsushi-san, Mogi-san, and Koba-san's faces...
- Huh? Hashimoto-san! - That's right!
- Koba-san! - That's right!
- Hashimoto-san, you're all here now! - Well...
From this month, Atsushi-san and Koba-san will be my version of me.
- Wow! - Atsushi-san...
- That's nice! - The three of us will be together.
- Yes. Once this broadcast is over... - I'm starting to feel it.
...you can download it on the show's mobile site, so if you haven't done so yet, please subscribe and get it.
And...
In the second half of the show, we'll start receiving comments about the comedy "Muchaburi Battle" and "Munekyun Deep Colosseum".
Please look forward to it!
Next up is this segment!
Mogi Junichi Presents...
"Fukikae...
...Deep!"
In this segment of "Fukikae... Deep!" we'll have you post unique lines that fit the theme of the show.
The theme of the show is a drama starring our guest, Kurashina Kara.
"From the Limit of Life and Soul".
We've received many lines from all over the country. Thank you very much.
Without further ado, let's get started.
First up is a line from a man in his 30s in Kagoshima Prefecture, Aisowarai Gakari.
It's hard, isn't it, Gakari?
Why don't we go to an amusement park right now?
Why do you say that?
Huh?
Right now?
What time do you think it is?
It's a waste of admission fees!
I have a free pass.
I knew it!
Tatsu is reliable.
He even brings it to work.
Tatsu is always ready to give it out.
Let's move on.
Next is a line from a man in his 30s in Tochigi Prefecture, Sky Peepo.
Isn't it painful to say 'no'?
Because I'm not popular at all.
Why do you say that?
Huh?
I'm not popular...
because you're dark.
You should be brighter.
Choriis.
That's funny!
He asked for advice right away.
He asked for it.
He made "choriis" his own.
Let's move on.
A line from a man in his 10s in Tochigi Prefecture, Eien Star.
Isn't it painful to say 'no'?
Because I'm not popular at all.
Why do you say that?
Huh?
Because I'm not popular...
because you're dark.
Why do you say that?
Huh?
Because I'm not popular...
because you're dark.
What a popular AD.
You're getting used to the scene, too.
You're a new type of AD.
You don't have to get used to it.
The last one.
A line from a woman in her 20s in Chiba Prefecture, King Jar, who received it from her smartphone.
Isn't it painful to say 'no'?
Because I'm not popular at all.
Why do you say that?
Huh?
I'm from Edo, so I want it like this.
I want you to teach me how to pronounce it correctly.
It's 'car-fee'.
That's Mr. Tachi for you. He drops them all in one shot.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you, Mr. Tachi.
Thank you very much.
And thank you very much for coming all the way from all over the country.
Lastly, Ms. Kurashina, could you tell us about your mission and soul's limits and highlights?
"Eastern Keigo" is my original work, and the way it's filmed is...
It's like a documentary, so it's easy to watch and full of realism.
It's all in one set, and it's very luxurious.
I think you'll definitely enjoy it.
I'll watch it twice.
Thank you.
I hope you'll watch it someday.
Please watch both of them.
That's all for "Fukikae Deep."
"Funny and Crazy Battle"!
In this "Funny and Crazy Battle," two comedians will answer questions sent in by viewers with a big laugh.
Let's introduce today's fighters.
First, in the red corner, 176 centimeters and 75 kilos,
from "Jungle Pocket," Saito Shinji!
I'll say it clearly.
This segment of the show will make comedians go crazy!
Let's do it!
Now, facing you is the blue segment, 173cm, 68kg,
"Zoom Shot" challenger, Iwokazuki!
Height is 45 degrees, hair is short.
Let's do it!
Now, let's hear your enthusiasm.
First of all, you've won four rounds.
Yes.
It's a coincidence, but how do you feel?
I think it's a miracle that I've won four rounds in a row.
But now that I've come this far, I think I can create another miracle.
However, I'm even more relieved that this is my last match.
It's too early for you to be relieved.
Now, facing you is your first appearance, Iwokazuki.
Before that, I'd like to shake your hand.
Thank you.
And...
You look like you've just arrived.
That's right.
It's the middle of the year and I'm making memories.
Thank you for having me.
I see.
In a way, you're relaxed, so you might be in a good direction.
Tamura and Kobayashi will choose the key to the match.
Now, Iwokazuki has appeared.
How do you feel?
He's finally here.
When I first saw Iwokazuki on TV, I thought he was a doki.
But after a few years, I realized that he's a senior.
He's not a doki. He's a senior.
It's funny that Kobayashi uses honorifics.
He started with a good challenge, but it seems like he's gotten bigger.
Atsushi, you did a good job!
Now, raise your head.
Both of you raised your heads.
Guests, please judge whether or not you found it funny with the round bus cards in your hands.
The final decision in this battle will be made by viewers' votes. Votes can be changed as many times as you like. Please vote for us!
Now, let's get started! The funny "muchaburi" battle starts now!
First of all, Tamura-san and Saito-san, please choose your "muchaburi" post.
Membership number 2432, Shiga Prefecture.
Kendo Kobayashi-san, male.
When you try to dig out a time capsule for the first time in 20 years and your apartment is standing, what do you shout for?
Now, male in their 30s.
When you try to dig out a time capsule for the first time in 20 years and your apartment is standing...
He's trying to call for a miracle!
What do you shout for?
Call for a miracle!
Now, Saito-san, please choose your "muchaburi"!
Now, the bell has rung. Saito-san, please choose your "muchaburi"!
Saito-san, please choose your "muchaburi"!
Now, the bell has rung immediately.
Kitahara-san, how was it?
I like this kind of "nothingness" feeling.
What do you mean by "nothingness"?
It was interesting.
It's interesting. The bell is ringing.
Now, please choose your "muchaburi" from "koukou no iiyo-san" and "san" from "kendou koe".
Osaka-style "donguri" for men in their 20s.
Iiyo-san! What's wrong?
Not yet, not yet. I don't need a signal.
"Donguri" for men in their 20s.
Iiyo-san! Yes, yes?
Please tell us the most popular one-shot joke in America.
Now, it's from "donguri" for men in their 20s.
Iiyo-san, please tell us the most popular one-shot joke in America.
Now, Iiyo-san, please!
Brooklyn kurikuri melon pie
Now, if you thought Iiyo-san's funny joke was funny, please vote for her. You can vote for her as many times as you like.
Now, it's from "kurashina kana-san", who is happy now.
Wow, amazing!
Yes.
Oh, no.
Wow, you're getting a lot of votes back. 53%.
Wow!
Now, kurashina-san, how was it?
Well... I like it, but...
I used to play "conto" with Saito-san when we debuted.
Oh, no.
You're getting a lot of votes back.
I'm getting a lot of votes back.
I see.
I would like you to punish her severely.
"Brooklyn kurikuri" didn't work in the end, did it?
"Brooklyn kurikuri" sounds like "malong pie" in Japanese.
"Kuri" part is "kuri", "malong" is "pie" in Japanese.
"Brooklyn kurikuri", "malong", "pie" in Japanese.
We are Americans, so we say "kuri" a lot.
But you are 60% stronger than him.
Let's move on to the second round.
Kendo Kobayashi, please show us how strong Saito is.
Got it.
Saito is a champion.
He has his own style.
Well...
Member number 47897, Miyagi Prefecture.
Kerosene, male, 20s.
Saito, please show us how to refuse a man's cash bag.
Kerosene, male, 20s.
Saito, please show us how to refuse a man's cash bag.
Why do you have two hands?!
It's getting more and more interesting, so let's move on to Tokyo.
The venue is also full of people.
It's a natural pattern.
Now, it's a hot battle.
Saito is taking over 56%.
It's a good match.
It's not a match where you can do whatever you want.
Now, Tamura-san, please choose an unreasonable post for Iio-san.
Yes, there are a lot of them.
Coin box 47473.
Kanagawa Prefecture.
Let's start with Ken Ueno-san.
Iio-san!
What's wrong?
What kind of song was "guts daze"?
Now, let's start with Ken Ueno-san, a teenager.
Iio-san!
What kind of song was "guts daze"?
Now, Iio-san!
Please choose one!
Guts daze
Powerful soul
Guts daze
Sweet or sour
Guts daze
Now, how is it?
Guests, please give us a round of applause!
Yutaro-san is giving a strong round of applause.
Everyone is giving a round of applause!
Sweet or sour
Urashina-san is giving a round of applause.
She has given a round of applause.
Sweet or sour
You don't have feelings for her, do you?
This is making me nervous.
It's not a nerve-racking corner!
Final round!
Now, we have reached the final round.
This will be the last battle.
Viewers, please vote for your fate.
Now, Tamura-san, please choose one for Saito-san.
Sweet or sour
You're screaming for obvious things again!
That's my way of doing it!
I know!
But let's end with something that's not obvious.
Member number 33,650 Yamagata Prefecture.
A man named Kopperi gave it to you.
Tell me the correct reaction when you had sanma in your wallet.
Now, from a teenager named Kopperi.
Tell me the correct reaction when you had sanma in your wallet.
I know!
Now, Mr. Saito.
Please!
That's why I didn't like this era.
If I hadn't been born in this era, I wouldn't have been in it.
But that may be the way we live in Japan.
Then I'll go ahead!
This is the last one!
Are you sure you're not lagging behind?
Lagging behind is important. I've recently realized that lagging behind is important.
Is it?
The studio is going up in circles.
Let's begin. Kendo Kobayashi-san, please choose a random post for Iiyo-san.
Got it.
Member number 43,233. "Sending "tokyo" and "everyday" to boys and girls.
Iiyo-san!
Nice to meet you.
Broccoli is saying something to cauliflower. Translate for me, please.
Member number 40,233. "Sending "tokyo" and "everyday" to boys and girls.
Iiyo-san! Broccoli is saying something to cauliflower. Translate for me, please.
Iiyo-san! Translate for me, please!
You are white. It's a miracle!
If it was Tamura-san, would you speak English normally?
His interpretation is amazing.
I didn't expect him to say something like broccoli.
That's right.
Does broccoli speak English?
It came from the sea.
It's a foreign country in the first place.
That's right. It might be a return home country.
Return home country.
That's right.
I'm Koba Kenku.
I'm Ken Koba.
Oh, it's not Koba Kenku. It's Ken Koba-kun.
The voting has ended.
It seems that the voting results have come out.
Who will be the winner?
Jungle Pocket, Saito Shinji?
Or Iiokazuki?
Here are the results!
You Whitey is Miratl!
And Saito has stopped playing.
That's right. I haven't won since the Kusayaki tournament three months ago.
You haven't won much lately.
I haven't won much lately.
Saito-kun...
Yes?
You don't look like you belong in my family, Saito-kun.
I don't know what you're talking about!
You're not speaking properly!
Why did you call me out for that?
Since you've won, you'll be participating in another tournament next week, right?
Yes! I'll do my best!
I hope you'll come back as you like!
And...
Saito has lost!
But I've given it my all.
I've been able to play against a lot of people and grow.
So I have no regrets.
I feel like I've found something new in my entertainment life.
I don't know what you're talking about! You seem like you're in a good mood.
Yes.
Yes...
Are you serious?
You can tell just by looking at him. He seems like he's in a good mood.
It's been a while since we've seen a champion like him.
He's stopped playing!
It was a great match!
The next funny and crazy battle will be between Mr. Iiyo and Mr. Ouchi Yosuke!
Please look forward to it!
It was a great match!
Mr. Iiyo, you're amazing!
I'm looking forward to the next match!
Mr. Iiyo...
Yes...
Saito won't be watching this show for a while, right?
He wants to stay away from this show for a while.
That's right! But he made me stronger in this show!
There's an original version of this show!
I hope you'll participate in another tournament!
That's it for the funny and crazy battle!
Will Kuro-chan be okay?
Kuro-chan is fine!
Yeah... Yeah...
In this corner, the viewers will send us lines that have been told to them before and have a crush on them, and today's guests will read them with all their hearts.
Among those who have sent us the lines, it is Atsushi and Koma-san who will actually choose the lines to read.
Viewers, please vote for which line you have a crush on.
Even if you vote once, you can vote again and again, so please vote more and more.
Well then, Atsushi-san, please choose one.
Yes!
Well, this is a good opportunity, isn't it?
Let's have Kurashina-san read it for us.
Kurashina-san.
Yes!
Please go to the front.
Yes!
I haven't said anything yet.
42,139 in Kaima, Fukuoka Prefecture.
I borrowed it from Kappa-san.
Kurashina-san, I want you to say it with a "tsun" like feeling.
Oh, I see.
Don't come over here!
I'll fall in love with you.
Wow!
That's amazing, Atsushi-san! 93 points!
Wow! That's amazing!
I mean, just now, from the look on your face, you had a smile!
Right?!
Ori-kun, being next to you is really scary.
Scary?!
You're going to get swallowed up!
Yes!
Now, Atsushi-san has voted for the line he just said!
That's amazing!
As expected!
Now, Koma-san, let's choose one!
I don't think I'm good at this...
Calm down!
Calm down and sit down!
I can't choose calmly...
Kitahara, you're not good at this, are you?
I'm not good at it...
But will you say it?
I want you to say it straightforwardly.
Line number 49805.
Kagawa Prefecture, CapMale Teenager.
On a rainy day, there's one thing Kitahara-san would like you to say.
You only need one umbrella.
Because...
I can stick to you!
Wow!
Go! Go! Go!
I don't know what you're talking about, but "kyun" does come up.
It's not in the name, though.
Let's reverse it.
All right! Let's do it!
Kyun!
Thank you.
Kyun!
Let's remove it.
Can we do it now?
Let me do it.
Um...
Will you do it, too, Kyu-chan?
Yes, I will.
Yes, I'd like you to call me "kyun".
I'll do it.
Shall we digest it first?
What do you mean "digest"?
It's not the right time for you to say it.
I'm confident about it.
Let me say it in a cool way.
I got it from a woman named Mikan in Saitama.
It's a line I want you to say to Kyutaro with long hair.
If it's for you, can I cut my hair?
Wait a minute.
I know you are turning your head but can you not look for the camera when you come back?
Your eyes are swimming and you don't remember where the camera is and you don't turn your head.
I'm so upset.
Wasn't it better without it?
If you think it was better, please vote for Atsushi.
It wasn't good.
What do you mean?
It was better without it.
It really wasn't good.
Really?
It's decreasing.
Horii-kun!
Can you say this?
I think it's a little embarrassing but Osaka-style margaret poppy for women in their teens.
A word you want people to say when you're eating cake with Horii-kun.
There's whipped cream around your mouth.
I'll get it for you.
Thank you!
I'm embarrassed!
Mr. Koba, you're stretching the table too much.
This is a little more...
This is bad!
I can't catch up with you, can I?
This is bad!
Shall we do it?
What?
Let's do it.
Please be quiet.
It's like golf.
Kitara!
Yes?
Please lend me your strength.
I'm nervous.
Say it in a super cute way!
But you said it well earlier.
I want you to say it in a super cute way!
Yes!
Sign number...
11311 Toyama Prefecture...
Neo...
Ten...
Blue...
A man wrote it for you.
On your first date...
I want you to say it to Kitara.
It's getting cold.
I want you to lend me your pocket.
Hey, hey, hey!
Since you said it, please vote for the artist!
The artist is...
Huh?
He's no longer here.
And that pocket looks really narrow.
A jeans pocket.
It was hard to find.
Yay! You reversed again!
Amazing! You reversed from there!
But I found something that can reverse quickly.
Really?
A handkerchief.
My handkerchief.
No, it's no one's problem.
Okay, then. Sign number...
No. 43, Yamanashi Prefecture, Akiraion, 19 years old.
Ms. Kurashina, I'd like you to say something while putting your finger on your lip.
What does it mean?
I'm not here, but...
Should I steal it from you?
It means you're here all the time, right?
This is it!
Look, look!
You're good!
You have a little devilish feeling, don't you?
Thank you.
You really lost your name, this goddess.
Just barely.
It's me, right?
Yes, it's you, Tatsushi.
What should I do?
I already did Q-chan, so...
Horii-kun.
Ah, it's me, Horii-kun!
Member number 42,955.
Osaka Prefecture.
I'm a woman in my teens.
I'm here.
I'm a doctor.
Horii-san!
That's a voice disease.
It's okay.
I'll fix it for you.
What are you doing?
Time is running out. There are only two left.
I understand. Are you ready?
Yes.
Okay, Mr. Hashimoto, please.
What?
Membership number 44,498.
Hokkaido, next to Kokoro.
Sorry.
Male, 10 years old.
Mr. Hashimoto, please.
I tried to make it into your favorite hairstyle.
What do you think?
Isn't it cute?
Thank you.
Let's hurry up and go.
I want to taste it a little more.
No, no, we don't have time.
I want to taste this gum a little more.
Is it the last one? Mr. Atsushi, please choose.
Mr. Kurashina, please choose the last one.
I want to hear it again.
No.
Ms. Kurashina.
Oh, I have to go. Yes, I'm going.
You have to go.
Yamazuchi Prefecture, famous detective chicken curry for men.
When you catch a cold, I want you to go there, Ms. Kana Kurashina.
I can't give you an injection.
But...
Kana injection!
The way she blushes after saying it is amazing.
It's getting hot in here.
The bell rang.
This segment ends here.
Here is the result.
Atsushi-san and Koba-san, which line did you like the most?
Here is the result.
Wow, what a great fight!
Thank you for watching!
Today, Kitahara-san, Kurashina-san and Horii-san will be giving away some of the lines from "Heart Fist" to viewers.
Today, the 29th, Saturday afternoon, you can download it from the show's mobile site.
This is a limited-time gift for members of the show, so if you haven't joined us yet, please join and get it now!
Now, it's almost time for us to wrap up.
If you were called in today, please check out how you can receive the gift on the show's website after the broadcast.
Also, this is our official Twitter account, which we have been using since this month. Please follow us!
The next episode of "Deep Edith" will air on November 12th, one week off.
Let me introduce you to our guests!
Actresses Satomi Kitahara, Yoko Kumada and Kenji Murakami of "Heart Fist".
Please look forward to it!
Kumada-san, Murakami-san...
And thank you for posting so many posts today!
Wow, that's amazing!
Thank you!
Now, starting at 1:15 a.m., "Deep Edith" will start broadcasting on two channels on one segment.
Please join us for that as well!
Kitahara, how was it for you for the first time?
Yes, it was really quick and I had a lot of fun.
And you had a big heart!
Really?
I thought you'd do it in a cooler way, but I didn't know you had that side of you.
I'm a pretty guy, you know?
I'm embarrassed.
Please come and visit us again!
Now, let's meet again in one segment on two channels in one minute!
Goodbye!
What did you say?