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Sato Amina from AKB48!
And, Morita Miko!
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Stop it!
I'm sorry.
Ishida should apologize more.
I'm sorry.
I knew it.
I feel like you will apologize.
No, no.
First of all, it's funny for me to apologize.
Sato Amina, it's your first appearance!
Yes, it's my first appearance!
Nice to meet you!
Is it your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
Right?
AKB48 is doing a show.
Is it your first time with Sato?
No, it's my first time.
It happens once.
No, it's my first time.
We don't care about the number of times.
You don't care about it, do you?
Yes.
You haven't figured out your character yet, do you?
I haven't figured out my character yet.
What kind of character?
What kind of character was it?
Was there a self-introduction at AKB48?
Yes.
I want you to love me.
I want you to love me, but I still want you to love me.
Team B.
I'm Sato Amina and I'm 20 years old.
Nice to meet you.
You're so selfish.
I want you to love me.
I want you to love me, but I still want you to love me.
Among all the self-introductions I've seen so far,
you were the least excited.
That's true.
You weren't excited at first.
You were doing your best.
You weren't excited at first.
I wasn't excited.
Don't you get scolded for doing it with that excitement?
No, I don't get scolded at all.
You don't get scolded, do you?
Yes.
You introduced yourself as "yatsuke."
No, I didn't.
You didn't say "yatsuke."
I didn't say "yatsuke."
I'm nervous.
Moeta, it's been a while.
It's your first time as a team, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
I'm a bit clumsy.
I'm one of the most natural girls you've met recently.
It's your first encounter, but it's amazing, isn't it?
Your hobby is going to court, isn't it?
You go to about 200 courts a year, don't you?
What was interesting about the court you saw recently?
I can't say it on TV.
She's going to drink a lot.
She's doing a lot of things.
It's a close distance, but I don't think we have eye contact at all.
Recently, even educational students don't come up to me like this.
I don't know if you're really here or not.
You exist, don't you?
I know.
What's your favorite food?
Bean sprouts.
What are you collecting?
Collecting?
I'm not collecting bean sprouts.
I'm not collecting bean sprouts, but I'm collecting bolts.
She's collecting bolts.
You've changed, haven't you?
You've changed a lot.
That's all for today.
Ouch!
She's here!
Mr. Tamura! Mr. Tamura!
Look at you!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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In this "Motemote Verification", we'll judge how well you've been behaving since you were born.
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She is Yoshie Sumitomo, who has been active as a manner researcher in the management of manner classrooms, books, magazines and TV.
Nice to meet you.
Good evening.
A beautiful teacher is here.
Thank you.
Now, teacher Sumitomo.
Yes.
If you learn this "mote" manner this time, will you be able to be popular?
Yes.
When we say "manner", it's hard to say.
This time, we'll ask you six questions.
In the beginning of love, we thought about how to shorten the distance between you and your partner.
If you answer these questions, you'll definitely be popular.
I see.
Morita-sama, I was looking straight at Sensei's eyes. Do you want to be popular?
I thought it was a very difficult task.
It's not a difficult task at all.
Please take it roughly.
Yes, please.
Now, then.
"Deep Popularity Management Exam 2011" Start!
Now, for the first question.
Please look at this VTR.
Is there anyone good?
Oh, that person looks good.
What is the best way to convey love only by looking at the lovely opposite sex you found at the party?
a. Keep staring at the other person all the time.
b. Look at the other person and remove your gaze if you are noticed.
c. Don't dare to look at the other person.
When you look at the other person, look at each other.
Which one is the best?
Please answer.
"d", "c", "b", "b", "b"...
All men say "b".
Why do you say "b" ?
We tend to say "b" all the time.
Men are originally a hunting nation.
Why do you say "b" ?
Because you are a man who wants to hunt.
When you look away, you say "where is he?"
He was next to me.
Please follow the five-second rule.
I won't give you more than five seconds.
I'm curious.
In today's show, you only have five seconds.
I've used up all of it.
I don't have any more time.
I've been quiet for a while.
"sato" is...
"d", When you look at the other person, look at each other.
I've always thought that it's common to look away when you notice it.
It's common, so if you dare to go, "d" is more effective.
Can you do "when you look at the other person, look at each other"?
"sato" is...
"d", When you look at the other person, look at each other.
Do "b", "b"
You want to see "b", right?
Then, Morita-san, do you want to see "b" with Koba-san?
Morita-san, wait a minute!
That way of facing is really disgusting!
This is also totally against the rules!
You shouldn't look away!
You have 10 seconds left!
You scared me!
Please answer now!
You're not used to it, are you, Soyu?
Sato was a little better later.
Sato is good!
The first question is finished!
Which one is the best as a popular manner?
Here it is!
Which one is the best as a popular manner?
The higher the score, the better as a popular manner.
If "b" notices you and takes your gaze away, you lose 20 points.
"b" is the best as a popular manner,
while "c" is the lowest as a popular manner.
"b" is not good as a popular manner with 0 points.
Morita-san!
Sumitomo-san, please explain first!
Everyone has different values,
so even in popular manner,
there is no such thing as "absolutely".
However, "eyes" and "gaze" represent "heart".
"Eyes" and "gaze" represent "heart",
so it is very important to have "eyes" and "gaze" in popular manner.
First of all, nothing starts without "eyes",
so "b"'s "eyes" is 0 points.
It's 0 points for you, Morita-san!
And when you see,
when you have "eyes",
I think you're curious about taking your gaze away.
I think this is the trigger for love.
Morita-san, you don't look at all!
In court, you look at quite a lot,
but you don't look at men, right?
I'm a little nervous...
The chime rang a little, didn't it?
Morita-san, you're a strange guy!
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What kind of conversation would you like to have in order to become friends with the wonderful opposite sex you met in a marriage alliance?
e
Usa-chan, do you like to travel?
Ah, but it's expensive right now, so I'd like to go abroad
Both of them are looking for topics they are interested in.
b
Last month, I was in the top of sales.
Eh, that's amazing!
I got a lot of money.
They talk about their self-praise in an interesting way.
c
Usa-chan, you're really popular, aren't you?
Eh, me?
I heard you had a fan club when you were in high school.
They talk about their self-praise in an interesting way.
d
The other day, I made a mistake in my sales.
When I said it out loud, I thought it was you, but it was the president.
Really?
They talk about their own mistakes.
Now, which one is it?
It's difficult.
You still haven't chosen what you're actually doing.
Ah, that's right.
a
Now, it's here.
Eh, this is bad! It's the same as Morita-san's.
"Everyone else chose "d"."
"Koba-san, "d"!"
They talk about their own mistakes.
Well, I'm going to show you how much I've done.
It's the same.
Ah, Ishida is the same.
But above all, it's definitely 'b'.
Actually, I don't do it.
It's 'b'.
But as a popular person, I think it's 'd'.
Don't make me decide it's 'b'.
It's 'b' for sure.
So, even if you're a charming man,
it's hard for you to talk about it, you know?
At times like that, your own mistakes or...
Ah, this person...
Is it the same person?
Yes, we've decided on the second question.
So, this is the result of which one is the best as a popular person.
a) Talking about your own pride is the best.
b) Talking about your own pride is not the best.
Well, I understand that you want to hear about your own pride.
However, Sumidomo-san's explanation is...
Is it okay to talk about mistakes?
That's right. You have to give a good impression in a relationship, so the important thing is friendliness.
At that time, you should lower your command rather than boast about it, and that's how you can shorten the distance.
That's exactly what I was saying.
Yes, that's right.
What about A being lower than D?
A is also...
A seems to be losing, right?
Yes, I think it's good.
It's good to stand in the same line of sight as someone you're interested in and talk about a topic you're interested in, so I'd say it's good for the second place.
After all, it's a good opportunity to shorten the distance and start a relationship, so first of all, it's good for me to open up my heart.
Morita-san, is it possible for you to talk about people?
It's a little hard for me to do it.
Morita-san, that was a pretty bad comment from Hatsushi-san.
Now, let's move on to the third question.
Thank you for waiting.
Wow, those clothes are nice. They look really good on you.
On your first date, if your partner praised you for your clothes, how would you react?
A. "Really? I wasn't confident about it, but I'm happy you like it." You'd be humble.
B. "Thank you! Since it's a date with Yuya-kun, I put in a lot of effort." You'd show off.
C. "Yuya-kun's better looking." You'd compliment your partner.
D. "I'd show off." Now, which one is it?
Now, please answer. Go ahead!
B. C. C!
Ah, B!
B!
C!
Huh?!
A!
I'd say C.
You've separated.
Huh...
Sato would say A!
She is modest.
We go to handshake events with our own clothes.
Even if she praises me at that time, I always say "No, no, no, no, no."
She says "That's not true."
She is not shy.
It's more interesting than you think.
You are lying!
I'm quite a honeycondor.
Which one is the best as a popular manner, please look at the audience.
"Appeal" of "b" was 20 points better.
On the other hand, the worst one was "a"'s "being humble".
Sumidomo-san.
Yes, I think "terabarai" is also cute, but...
It depends on the person.
Yes, it is common to think that "manner" is "being humble" or "being humble", but...
Since it is "popular manner", "manner" also changes a little.
How you convey your feelings to others...
For example, in a souvenir shop, you can say "it's boring", but...
It happens a lot, doesn't it?
Yes, more than that...
I heard you like Japanese sweets, so I recommend it.
Please eat it.
As a "popular manner", right?
Yes, so...
You can say "I like you so much, so I dressed up like you".
I think it's cuter like that.
I see.
I think the distance will be shortened.
"b" has only one "b".
Yes.
Amazing.
Sato and Ada are not popular.
I'm going to start writing now.
You have to say it one by one for your fans.
It takes me a lot of time.
If you keep repeating it, you won't be popular.
She says it to everyone.
Let's move on to the fourth question.
Have fun today.
Be careful on the way back.
Yes, thank you.
A date with a lover who has just started dating.
After saying goodbye late at night, what can you do to win the other person's heart?
a. Call right away.
b. Email right away.
c. Email the next morning.
d. Wait for the other person's call.
Now, which one?
"b"! "b"!
"b" maybe?
"b" it is.
"d"...
Oh, Ishida chose "d"!
"d"!
Wait for the other person's call?!
I tend to wait.
You don't do anything for yourself?
You don't say anything like "I had fun today"?
He's on the train now. When he's on the train, he's free.
So he's...
Oh, he's going to do something.
You don't know.
You're the only one who can say it.
You...
You've been away since junior high school.
Who said that?
Yes, I've finished the fourth question.
Please see which one is good as a popular manner.
A's favorite one is 15 points and it's the best manner.
The worst one is from D's opponent.
Really?
All of a sudden?
That's what it is, but...
What is it? It's not good to wait for a call?
Everyone, "as soon as possible" is wonderful and good.
Even in manners, the earlier you say it, the better it is.
If you say your feelings within 24 hours, the distance between you and your opponent will be shortened.
In popular manners, the earlier you say it, the better it is.
Yes, the earlier you say it, the better it is.
But he's on the train now.
If you call him...
It's not good to call on the train, right?
In that sense, I'm sending you an email.
If you don't call me, I'll send you a phone call.
That's a normal manner.
Now it's a popular manner.
Yes, that's right.
Also, you have to follow the manners of the TV.
Teach me!
Also, you have to follow the manners of human beings.
There are manners like that!
Still, a phone call is good.
It's best to meet in person.
The second one is a voice.
It's better to hear a voice than an email or a letter.
If you open up the time, you'll feel cold.
Before you get on the train, call him right away.
Even if it's only for 10 seconds.
Even if it's short.
That will leave an impression.
What's wrong?
Did you forget?
Now, let's move on.
Let's move on to the fifth question.
It feels good.
Doesn't it?
It's my favorite place.
Do you come here often?
Yes, I do.
For the first time, she will celebrate her lover's birthday.
If you give a present in a restaurant...
Which timing is the best?
A. After a toast.
B. After eating noodles.
C. After eating dessert.
D. After leaving the restaurant.
Which one is it?
A.
It's the same as Inoue's.
Hatsu-san is always with me.
It's the same, isn't it?
It's scary.
A, B and D.
For Sato, it's D.
After leaving the restaurant.
I want to have fun at the end.
I see.
Koba-san, is it the same for you?
I have something in my luggage.
If you give it first...
You are considerate.
I am considerate, teacher.
Honeycomb is considerate.
He is a gentleman, isn't he?
The fifth question is closed.
Which one do you like the most as a popular person?
It's this one.
It's here!
After eating the main dish of B, it's 15 points.
The worst one is after leaving the restaurant of D.
It's 0 points.
Why?
I'm sorry.
Since it's a popular manner, it's important to leave an impression.
People usually think of it after a toast.
At first, the food doesn't leave an impression.
It's like a cross-connection.
If you give it first...
The main dish.
When you are full and you feel happy...
It's even more effective if you give it as a present.
Isn't it okay after dessert?
After dessert, you start preparing to go home...
And you pay...
You can't concentrate.
By the way, why is it 0 points after leaving the restaurant?
After leaving the restaurant...
It's better to express your feelings before leaving the restaurant.
The atmosphere of the place.
While walking...
But there were two people in D.
Ishida is good or bad, which one is it?
Which one is it?
20 or 0.
Then, it will be the last question.
The sixth question.
Do you like horror movies?
A lover who has just started dating is on a date...
and pukes.
Which reaction is the best?
A.
No, this movie is very interesting.
Pretending not to notice.
B.
Huh? Is it bad for my stomach?
C.
Did you just eat a pig?
And so on.
D.
Laughing out loud.
Now, which one is it?
It's hard for me too, but...
It's C, isn't it?
Why am I with him?
With Inoue...
I'm with Atsushi again.
Morita.
Yes.
A. Pretending not to notice.
Yes. Pretending not to notice.
Even if it's a big one?
Yes.
Oh, I see. Pretending not to notice.
From the moment I heard the sound, I was like, "Ah!"
I don't like that.
So, I don't notice it.
Tomoa, do you laugh out loud?
I actually did.
I messed up a lot.
I messed up for about two years.
For a long time.
Now, we're done with the last question.
Which one is the best as a popular person?
Here is the result.
A.
B.
C.
B.
C.
It's fun.
Everyone has their own strength.
So, Sumida-san.
When this kind of situation comes up, it's a chance.
Chance.
How you can shorten the distance with your opponent.
So, it's normal for you to act like you don't care.
But I think it will widen the distance.
So, you should be humorous and have fun.
I think you can change the atmosphere.
I see.
You shouldn't pretend you don't know, Morita-san.
Yes, I'll be careful.
You're serious.
I'm nervous.
Be careful.
I'm nervous.
So, it's all over now, isn't it?
Yes.
Well, what will happen?
Well, Sensei.
Yes?
It's said that it's better for women to have hair in their food.
Yes, it depends on the situation.
Is that so?
Yes, it depends on the situation.
All questions about "DEEP MOTE MANA" 2011 are over now.
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If you've answered all six questions correctly, you'll see the final results on the screen.
Well, let's see how everyone's scores were in Japan.
Here it is.
59 points for the highest number of people, and the national average is 51 points.
If your score is higher than 51 points, you are a person with good manners.
On the other hand, if your score is lower than that, you are a person who does not have good manners.
By the way, there were no people who scored 100 points from the first round.
We will give the stickers to the top 10 people with the highest scores.
Now, let's take a look at the scores of the performers we are interested in.
Here... Here it is.
The highest number of people...
The highest number of people!
Atesa is in 3rd place.
3rd place!
On the other hand, Morita-san, who had the lowest score, followed by Sato-san.
That's the result.
Well, it's true that Morita-san is...
It feels like she doesn't have any manners.
That's right.
But if Sato doesn't have an AKB, this is bad.
This is pretty bad.
Right?
And Koba-san is exactly in the middle of 50th place.
She's just an ordinary person.
It feels like it's bad.
The average is 51 points, and Koba-san is 50th place.
Why is the average 51 points?
The average is 51 points.
It feels like it's bad.
No, no.
Good night, Koba-san.
How can you get such an average score?
Can you give us some advice for people with low scores this time?
This time, it's about popular manners.
I think there were a lot of people who had common sense and had deep manners.
Some of them had low scores.
Like Morita-san.
Right.
But this time, it's about popular manners.
It's about how you can make people happy and make them happy.
And it's also about your service spirit.
So, even if you had low scores this time,
you should tell your partner how you like her.
You should have a service spirit.
A service spirit, huh?
In the end, Inoue has the most service spirit.
In the end, popular men come to you, right?
But Inoue started with -50,000 points.
- 50,000 points.
That's his start.
He's not popular at all.
That's right.
As a result...
So, with this as a reference,
I hope you can use it when you go on a date or something like that.
Yes.
Sumitomo-san, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Not at all.
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Yes, that was MOTE MANA EXAM 2011.
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This segment is for you to post unique "aterico" lines that go with the video.
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We have received a lot of posts from all over the country. Let me introduce you now.
First of all, it's from a smartphone.
It's a line from a woman in her 30s in Gunma Prefecture, Ms. U-Mad.
You shut up!
No!
What did you say?
You gave me back the DVD I borrowed today, didn't you?
I should have made it two days and one night.
Can I submit it to the court?
If you return it by tomorrow's meeting, you will be treated on the same day and you will not be fined.
The court will adjourn until early morning.
You did it!
Well done!
You did it!
It was a bit of a casual court, though.
Let's move on.
Next up is a line from a man in his 40s in Tokyo, No. 2333.
It's a line from "Everyday Yogurt".
You shut up!
No!
What did you say?
Takeshi?
How long are you going to play judge's game?
Can I submit my humiliation charge?
What are you talking about?
Just hurry up and finish your homework!
The court will adjourn until early morning.
Who is this?
He's cute.
Who is this guy?
It's about how old Takeshi is.
It's his father, isn't it?
That's right.
Let's move on to the last one.
It's a line from a man in his 50,537 Shimane Prefecture teens,
No. 2333, Keien.
You shut up!
No!
What did you say?
Do you think I don't know?
Who is that woman?
Can I offer you a court insult?
If you don't break up with me now, I will marry the man behind you.
This court will adjourn until dawn.
Wow!
You got the last smirk.
That was a high-level reply. Thank you very much.
That was "Reply Deep".
Muchaburi Battle
I, Junichi Mogi, will host this segment as well.
In this "Muchaburi Battle",
two comedians will answer questions in a loud voice and compete against each other.
Let me introduce today's fighters.
In the red corner, 174cm and 80kg,
Nishihori Byo from Machine Guns!
He's so energetic today as well!
In the blue corner, 176cm and 70kg,
Saito Shinji from Jungle Pocket!
First of all, let's hear their enthusiasm.
First of all, Nishimori-san, who has won 4 times in a row, will win 5 times in a row and will be in the electric car category.
If I'm in the electric car category, I won't come back next week, right?
You won't come back next week, but there is a possibility that you will be called back for a special edition.
Is it just a possibility?
It's a possibility.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, I'm already annoyed.
You don't like it anymore?
No, no, it's too early for me.
No, I'll say it first.
You don't like it anymore?
No, I don't like it anymore!
He looks excited.
And his first appearance is from Jungle Pocket. Saito- san, you're going to do a head-to-head fight, right?
That's right. First of all, there is a pressure that I have to stop Nishimori-san from entering the electric car category.
But I'm happy that I'm standing here right now.
Thank you for your kind comment.
Now, I'd like to ask Tamura-san, Kobayashi-san, and Non-Style Inoue-san to choose a head-to-head fight.
Now, the three of you, what do you think about this fight?
Well, it's my fifth week here, so I'm sure I have a lot of energy in me.
But I don't know what's going to come out of me today.
Last week, you seemed to be in a bad mood.
That's true.
I'm used to it and it's becoming a habit of mine.
It's true that he was in a bad mood last week.
Don't say that!
I won't say that!
He's always in a bad mood!
The champion is the one who can win in such a situation.
That's right.
Yes.
And...
Even if you're in a bad mood, you'll get results.
That's right, that's right.
And you don't know what's going to come out of you, right?
But there are a lot of things that you can say in one word in a fight.
I think you're pretty good at it.
And...
Non-Style Inoue is younger than Nishiori, right?
Yes, he is.
How about you, Non-Style Inoue? How about you, Non-Style Inoue?
How about you, Non-Style Inoue?
But I think I'll do anything if I can't do anything.
I see.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what you do!
You're going to fall anyway.
And I'd like you to judge whether or not it was interesting with the round penalty cards in your hands.
Are you ready?
Now, the final judgment of this battle will be made by the viewers' votes.
Votes can be changed as many times as you like.
Please vote more and more.
Now, let's get started.
"Laugh Out Loud" battle starts now!
All right!
First of all, please choose "Laugh Out Loud" for Mr. Tamura and Mr. Nishiori.
All right.
"Smartphone", Nagasaki Prefecture, Mizukichi-kun, male.
Shout out loud a word that will make you lose your energy.
That's good.
From Mizukichi-san, male in his teens.
Shout out loud a word that will make you lose your energy.
All right, Mr. Nishiori.
Please!
If you think Nishihori-san is funny, please vote for him!
You can change your vote as many times as you like!
Now, Kendo Kobayashi-san, please choose one of Saito- san and Namuchaburi-san of high school.
Got it.
Chiba Prefecture, Kim-chan, male, 10 years old.
"If you try to secretly blow a whistle of your favorite child, you'll find it." What kind of excuse will you make?
Now, from Kim-chan, a male, 10 years old.
If you try to secretly blow a whistle of your favorite child, you'll find it.
What kind of excuse will you make?
Now, Saito-san, please choose one of them!
What the hell?!
This is how men live!
Now, from Saito-san, a male, 10 years old.
If you think Saito-san is funny, please vote for him!
You can change your vote as many times as you like!
Now, from Studio Maru...
Saito-san, 74%!
This is a good start!
What is this mess?!
This is Nishihori-san's ability!
What are you talking about?!
He's narrowing down his votes.
We don't know yet! We don't know yet!
We don't know yet!
Now, for Round 2 of "Non-Style", Inoue-san, please choose one of Nishihori-san's posts!
Since you're our senior, we'll show you a simple one!
In Chiba Prefecture...
Ah, here it is!
Number 29,615.
A male, 20 years old, living in Osaka.
Katsui-san!
Please show us a cat-like dog impersonation!
That's too much!
Katsui-san has chosen it!
Please show us a cat-like dog impersonation!
Now, Nishihori-san, please choose one!
Please show us a cat-like dog impersonation!
Which one is it?
Will he recover?
He's getting better.
We don't know it yet.
Next, Tamura-san.
Please choose Saito-san's unreasonable action.
It's in.
What is that posture?
Come on!
It's the first time for him to receive it directly.
This is Saitama Prefecture.
Saitama Prefecture five-star men.
Saito-san.
When you enter your friend's house,
please show us how you deceive
when you enter someone else's house.
This is from five-star men in their 20s.
Saito-san.
When you enter your friend's house,
please show us how you deceive
when you enter someone else's house.
Saito-san.
Please!
You're going to fix everything!
If you think it's funny, please vote for us!
You're only fixing it with your loud voice!
That's too bad.
Saito Shinji is extending his vote.
He's returning it!
He's strong!
Is Nishihori extending his vote?
He's lowering it!
He's lowering his vote with one hand!
It's a good match!
Let's move on to Round 3!
Kondo Kouen-san and Nishihori-san, please vote for us!
Got it!
Saitama Prefecture, Okan, female, 30 years old.
Please say something that Ashida Mana-chan would never say!
A 30-year-old woman, Okan-san asked for it.
Please say something that Ashida Mana-chan would never say!
Nishihori-san, please!
- Morita-san is raising his bat. - Ah, he was asked to do it!
- Now, Inishihori-san is raising his bat to see if the ball is kicking or stable. - Difficult! Difficult!
- Now... - Difficult! Difficult! Difficult!
- Inoue-san! - Yes!
- Please choose a crazy joke for Saito-san. - Yes!
From Tomochin-kun-san, who is 10 years old and lives in Niigata Prefecture,
What was important for the first-man brothers band?
Now, from a man in his teens.
What was important for the first-man brothers band?
Now, Saito-san, please!
Not changing one's own opinion.
Now, it's coming to an end!
- It's like that, but it's not in the lyrics. - That's how you sing it!
You know? That's how you sing it!
- That's how you sing it! - Now, Saito-san is extending his bat!
- It's coming straight at you! - Now, it's a good match!
- It's coming straight at you! - Now, the studio is out of order.
And now, it's the final round!
The next will be the final battle!
Viewers, please vote for which of the two will decide their fate!
- Now, Tamura Atsuhi-san! - Yes!
Please choose a crazy joke for Inishihori-san.
- It's coming, it's coming! - Tokyo-to-Shinzan-san!
When I woke up in the morning, my father and my body were switched.
Now, a word from a man in his forties, Shinzan-san!
When I woke up in the morning, my father and my body were switched.
- Now... - He's imagining it!
- Now, Nishihori-san!
Please!
I'll be cut by that curtain!
The last shot of the first episode!
We got the last shot of "crazy shot battle"!
I didn't think the studio would be empty at the end of the show!
The studio is broken. The whole batch is broken.
We don't know yet.
Kendo Kobayashi-san, please choose a "crazy shot" for Saito-san.
Gochi Prefecture, Gori-san, male, 10 years old.
What was the funny joke you made when you were peeing with your girlfriend on a date?
From Gori-san, male, 10 years old.
What was the funny joke you made when you were peeing with your girlfriend on a date?
Saito-san, please choose one!
Your opponent is farting, so you're in his place.
Saito-san, you have a different opinion, don't you?
Is it my opinion?
Now, X and Y are separated.
So, everyone...
It's strange, isn't it?
It was the last battle, but how was it?
Atsushi-san, how was it?
Well, Saito's way of attacking...
It had a lot of power, and it overwhelmed me.
You just don't want to answer the question!
That's right.
Yeah!
Because, in the end, it's your face.
Now, it's over.
The voting has ended.
Now, we have the results of the voting.
Who is the winner?
Is it Machine Guns, Nishiho?
Is it Jungle Pocket, Saito Shinji?
Is it Nishiho?
Which is the result?
You lost 50 yen.
You won! You won!
How do you feel about stopping the electric shock?
Actually, I was watching last week's broadcast.
At that time, I thought I could do it.
At that time, I already felt the response.
That has become reality.
It was a little dangerous last week, wasn't it?
Why do you feel the response when you see me slipping?
Well, I already feel it.
You lost by one step.
I lost. I'm sorry.
If you work hard for four weeks and end like this, you're really a clown.
I danced because you told me to dance.
That's how it is.
I recently got a habit of biting my nails because of stress.
But you said it now.
You didn't say anything.
If we have another chance, we look forward to it.
It's amazing until the end.
The next funny and crazy battle will be between Saito who won today and Kuro-chan of YASUDA BIG CIRCUS.
Look forward to it!
Look! Look! Look!
That's all for now.
Thank you!
How was it, Koba-san?
Well, I'm a little lonely.
And Nishiori is not here.
Maybe I won't be invited to the year-end special.
I'm laughing, but I'm sure you'll be invited.
The more staff members come, the more I'm losing.
I feel like I'm not needed anymore.
What's wrong with him?
Damn it!
Stop it!
I'm in the sub-contract, so stop it.
Are you kidding me?
I'm looking forward to next week, Kuro-chan.
That's all for today's funny and crazy battle.
In this corner, viewers will send us lines that they've been told and have been stuck in their hearts, and today's guests will read them with all their hearts.
Among the lines sent in, it is Ms. Atsushi, Ms. Koma, and Mr. Nonstyle who will actually choose what to read.
Viewers, please vote for which line you like best.
Voting can be changed as many times as you like, so please vote more and more.
This time, Ms. Atsushi, please choose a line.
Okay.
Well, Ms. Morita.
All of a sudden.
I'm really surprised.
Excuse me.
Go ahead.
Okay.
With all your heart.
Okay.
One Seg Hokkaido.
Mr. Momiji Momiji, a man, gave me this line.
Ms. Miko Morita, during your drive date, what would you like to say at the gas station?
My gas tank is full of love.
If you vote for Atsushi-san, you can vote for Kobo-san and Shiza-san later, so please vote more and more.
It's better to say it while running.
Is it okay with a card?
Wow, that's great!
Morita!
91 votes!
Thank you!
I hope you like the bumpy feeling.
Shall we continue?
Kobo-san, please.
All right.
Well...
Sato!
Yes!
No.43233 "TOKYO" and "EVERYDAY YOGURT", male and female.
"EVOTE" character, Sato Amina.
Onii-chan, who is the girl you were with yesterday?
That's good.
That's a good little sister.
A little sister.
Looking at your erotic book makes me want to get beaten up.
You found it in my room, didn't you?
My room...
Wow!
Look!
Hajime-san, look!
You're in trouble, aren't you?
That's right.
Next up is Ishida.
Yes!
Then I'll go with this one.
Well, since it's "above the stomach" game...
Let's go.
No, I'm just doing it because I'm motivated.
No, let's get 100%.
You're in trouble.
It was 3% just now.
Will it go down?
Yes.
It's Ishida.
Then I'll go.
Member number?
Yes, member number...
45439.
It's from Milk-san of Gifu Prefecture.
Well, Inoue-san, please do it like a handsome man.
I'll allow you...
to like me.
If you have decided, please vote for Mr. Ishida.
We're really sorry!
If Mr. Ishida apologizes to the viewers, he'll get really angry!
He was trying to push you away, but you pushed him away.
Right, Mr. Morita?
I was a little surprised.
What should I do?
It's hot.
Is this right?
Aichi Prefecture.
I, Shonan T&S male, Sato Amina, would like you all to say...
Hey! What are you looking at? Come here!
I love you.
- I won't do it! - Good!
- Good!
- Tsundere! - Good!
- This will grow, right?
- See, it came! - Wow, shit!
- Grow! Grow!
- Ah, Morita-san...
- Morita-san, did you feel something? - Yes...
- You were very nice. - Thank you.
- We've developed friendship.
- Sato is still a bit cautious.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- Next, Koba-san. - Well, Morita, let's go.
- Thank you. - Not at all.
Number 41,914, Kumamoto Prefecture, Masaru, male, 30 years old.
Morita Miiko-san, I want you to say it sweetly.
Since I got the weather forecast today, I want you to say "good boy, good boy" for me.
- Good boy, good boy. - Good boy, good boy.
- Since I got the weather forecast today, I want you to say it sweetly. - Good boy, good boy.
- Good boy, good boy.
- I'll say it sweetly for you, so come over here. - Good boy, good boy.
- If I were you... - Good boy, good boy.
- Please... - Please...
- It's "please". - Please say it for me.
- It was "please" just now. - Good.
- Wow, you're good. - Good.
- Ishida, you have to do something. - Can I not say anything?
- Yes, you can. - Can I?
- Say it for me. - Let's ignore it.
- I'll say it for you. - Then I'll say it for you, Morita-san.
- Can I say it for you, Morita-san? - Good, Morita-san.
- Yes, please say it for me. - Good.
- It's from Koaring-san of Osaka Prefecture. - Good.
- I want you to say it while pointing your lips at me. - Good.
Hey, my lips. Be careful of it.
- Good. - Good.
- Don't push it. - Don't push "Kin" button.
- No, no. - It's easy. - It's easy.
- Hey, I'm pushing it!
- You look like you're having fun. - Anna, Anna, I'll give you one, too.
- What is it?! - Anna!
- What is it?! - It's like a dry warning.
- Go home! - Go home!
- You're calling me!
- Who called you?!
- Get out of my way!
Don't take my offer lightly!
Let's have a match, then.
- Shall we? - At Inoue's.
- There are a lot of Inoue's. - Let's go.
Everyone is asking for it.
- Don't lower it. - Leave it to me.
- Maintain the status quo. - OK, OK.
A lucky item for women in Aichi Prefecture.
When a non-star Inoue-san told me, "You're a real criminal," and I asked, "Why?"
"You're too cute for a criminal," and I got a call.
That's a good way of saying it, but it doesn't feel like it.
It doesn't feel like it at all.
Huh?
Not at all.
Hey, you have to say "press it" or you won't be able to press it.
Press it!
Wait, now...
Ding!
Is it a game?
Wait, now there's a humanistic system problem.
That was good, wasn't it?
See?
Maintaining the status quo!
See? See?
That was a good match.
You didn't press it.
You're being selfish!
I have it. I have it.
I'll give you this one, too, in the end.
Then I'll...
No, I won't spill it.
Okay, Sato!
Smartphone.
Hiroshima Prefecture.
Hero.
Man.
A line that was supported when they were talking to their classmates in the school corridor.
Hey, do we look like we're hanging out with people around us?
Yeah!
I don't know what's wrong with this hero.
It's not a supporting line, it's a supporting line.
He's become a hero of history.
It's like a human being.
All right, it's gone!
Wow, it's stretched!
Good job, Sato!
Yay!
Now, this is the last one.
Let's have Atsushi, who has the lowest vote so far, choose it.
Oh, this is a bit of a gamble.
Morita-san!
Yes?
Can you do me a favor?
What is it?
I'd like you to take your time and say it.
The lines are short.
Hokkaido.
Bridge Thomas, male.
Morita, Miko-san, please.
She said to me, who is tired from work.
Love.
Milk.
You're used to it, aren't you?
The audience is excited because the button doesn't ring anymore.
Now, the result of the vote has come out.
Viewers, Azushi-san, Koba-san, Ishida-san, whose lines did you like best?
Here is the result!
Here is an announcement! Today, Sato Amina-san and Morita Miiko-san will give away some of the lines from "Muneken", which were read by us.
What about me?! Can I give away mine, too?!
Um... you can't.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
But I did it properly!
Once again, Sato Amina-san and Morita Miiko-san will give away some of the lines from "Muneken", which were read by us.
From Saturday, May 24th, you can download it from the show's mobile site.
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Now, it's time for the ending.
If you were read by us today, please check how you can receive the gift on the show's website after the show is over.
Our next guest is...
Who is it?
Our next guest is...
D.reight's Araki Hirokumi-san, Koiki Yui-san, and Asia's Babasolo Azushi-san.
Thank you for posting a lot today, too!
Okay, now...
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