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Real-time posting program "SHIBUYA D-PAY"
Good evening. "SHIBUYA D-PAY" has started.
Tonight, we will broadcast live for 59 minutes.
Everyone, please participate by using your mobile phone.
Earlier, I came back to Tokyo by Shinkansen.
From Osaka.
The president asked me to teach him how to cook.
It's not my duty!
President!
President, don't get it wrong.
I said it clearly.
He said, "I'll teach you."
I'll teach you my own way of cooking.
It's not like I can't cook.
It's not like you can't cook.
Let me introduce tonight's guests.
"EXPERIENCE D.4K" and "KASAI TAMOMI"!
And "TRIPLE REGIMA TAKAIRO"!
"YASUDA MITCHAKKO"!
And "KANRIMI NO TAKEMU-SAN"!
Here it is!
Wow, what a strange way of looking at it.
Right?
Oh, how cute.
That's right, this is the MC who was wearing it today.
Oh, yeah!
Did you see it? Oh, you didn't see it?
It's a multi-song, multi-song live broadcast, right?
That surprised me!
Yeah!
Okay, next up is AKB48
It's not that similar
Isn't that the thing you put in the toilet of your grandmother's house?
No, it's not
It's like "gara gara ha ha"
No, it's not
It's cute
Isn't there another one like that?
Probably not
It's been a while, right?
Yeah, it's been a while
We have a list of the best ones
Oh, that's right!
Yeah!
First place, right?
Probably first place
Probably!
That's how much you put into it, right?
Of course!
It hasn't come out yet, right?
We put it out in our visual band too, but it's already two levels up!
That's right!
As expected!
It's been 6 years
6 years!
Already 6 years?!
It's been 6 years
Our band is also just 6 years old
I don't know, I don't know
Yasuda-san!
Yes! It's been a while!
It's been a while, right?
It's been a while here too!
Is that so?
Yes! I came to see the Sinagawa-san's live performance the other day
Oh, the talk live?
Yes!
You were there too
Yes, I was! I was!
Koba-san!
27 years old!
Have you forgotten about me?!
Have you?!
I was there! I was there!
Have you forgotten about me?!
I was there!
Even though you did your best!
And Takeo-san!
Yes!
Is it your first time?
No, I came out once before that
Before that, right?
It's like a anger battle with Kono-kun
Yeah, it wasn't like that yet
Was it when you won?
No, it wasn't when I won!
It was you two!
No, it was you two!
It's been a while since I did a comedy show
No, it's not been a while!
It's been a while!
You always come out!
Is it like a drama battle?
No, it's not like a drama battle!
It just happened that I came out and it's starting now!
With NHK?!
I do it with NHK!
Ah, as expected!
No, it's not like that!
Who is it? Fujita Makoto-san's style!
"Actually, I used to be a comedian" kind of thing
I'm not aiming for that!
That's...
"Actually, I used to be a comedian" kind of thing!
That's right!
It's unexpected!
Yeah!
It just happened that it's starting now!
But it's not mine!
It's not mine!
I just came out for a bit!
You know "bitter sugar", right?
We'll do it at NHK on Tuesday night.
Everyone, please watch "bitter sugar".
If we don't advertise it, you won't come out.
No, it's not like that!
Everyone, we'll come out with anything, so it's okay!
Please!
Now, let's start tonight's Deep! from this corner!
Is this common sense?!
Deep! All over Japan questionnaire!
Good evening! I'm Hashimoto Naoko, an NHK announcer.
In this segment, viewers will send us questions about common Japanese habits and things they're curious about on a daily basis.
Koma-san, I'm curious. Could you sit down for a second?
You had beautiful ears, Koma-san. I didn't notice.
That's right.
Okay, excuse me.
Once again, viewers will send us questions about things they're curious about on a daily basis.
For example, something like this...
Not last year, but last week...
Wait, which one?!
Last week, we had "crab - will you eat it or get stung by it?"
We're also looking forward to questions like "fluffy sweets sold at festivals are cotton candy or cotton candy sweets?"
Among the questions we received, viewers will choose a few and do a live survey.
The result will determine whether or not these are common Japanese habits.
To all of you who read today's posts, it's still hot, isn't it?
We'll give you a deep-chair, which you can ride out of your busy schedule.
We're looking forward to your posts!
I didn't touch the frame or anything like that!
But it's become like that now!
Is it okay for you? Don't you tickle it with your tongue?
That's not the only thing I do!
Excuse me!
I'm going to rampage within the rules!
Excuse me!
He's serious!
In this segment, there will be various answers based on where you're from.
First, a recap of where you're from.
Kasai is...
Tokyo.
Nishimura-kun is...
Hokkaido.
Yasuda is...
Kyoto.
Takeyama-san is...
Fukuoka.
Then I'm Yamaguchi.
Then Kobashi-san is...
I'm Osaka.
Kobashi-san is Shiga!
Yes!
Now, let's see the survey.
Let's start with Kasai, who's from Tokyo.
Then...
This one.
She's from Wansegu.
Her nickname is "Penguin Girl."
She's a woman in her 20s.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Which is it?
Well, let's ask everyone all over the country.
Is rock, paper, scissors?
The survey starts now!
I was doing 'rock' in 'rock-paper-scissors'.
I'm not doing 'rock', am I?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Scissors!
No...
Rock, paper, scissors!
You were doing 'rock'!
Rock, paper, scissors!
- Wasn't it Iinjan? - No!
- Rock-paper-scissors? - It's a different era, isn't it?
- What era is it? - Rock-paper-scissors...
- Was it Iinjan? - Rock-paper-scissors was old.
- What about Iinjan? - I heard of Iinjan, but I don't think it's true.
- Really? - It's not.
Rock-paper-scissors.
- Huh? - Huh?
Rock-paper-scissors.
- Foil... - It's "foil", right?
- Iinjan, rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- Foil, right? - Foil, right?
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's a song. - It's a song.
- The voting will end soon. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors.
Kansai is "in-ja-hoi".
- "In-ja-hoi". - Rock-paper-scissors.
- My dad is "in-ja-hoi". - This is "hoi".
- Oh, it's the right answer. - The first question is over.
- I didn't know that. - The studio was in a mess.
Now, we'll see if rock-paper-scissors is "pon" or "hoi"
- or if it's a little more than "hoi" in the show. - It's "hoi".
Let's see the result. Here it is.
- It's "pon". - It's "pon".
- And with that... - It's "pon". - Rock-paper-scissors. - It's "pon".
- It's "pon" or "rock-paper-scissors"? - Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's see the results of this poll.
- There are more people who said "pon" than "rock-paper-scissors" nationwide. - Really?
The blue line shows regions with more people who said "pon" than "rock-paper-scissors".
There are more people who said "pon" than "rock-paper- scissors" nationwide.
- In Osaka... - Oh, an agency.
- It's "pon". - The percentage of "pon" is 24%.
- "pon" is 76%. "rock-paper-scissors" is 24%. - Can you show us Yamaguchi?
- "pon" is 81%. "rock-paper-scissors" is 19%. - Oh, it's "pon".
- So it's "pon" nationwide. - Everyone's saying blue.
Where is the region with the highest number of "pon" in red?
- Is that unavailable? - We just confirmed it.
- Isn't it "injan"? - "Injan" is also possible.
But isn't it only in Kansai?
Is it only in Kansai?
Oh, Kochi Prefecture...
Kochi Prefecture is currently...
This is the highest.
38%.
Right?
In Hokkaido, there's "honjai po".
"Honjai po"?
That's like a grandma.
"Honjai po"?
That's cute.
That's like a grandma.
"Honjai po"?
Let's move on to the next post.
Let's move on.
Okay.
Hokkaido...
Iktan-san.
Have you ever wished for a shooting star?
Let's hear it.
Have you ever wished for a shooting star?
Start the survey!
It's only for a moment.
It's impossible.
It's like a dream.
I want to hear it.
You're lying, Kasai!
You said it like three times.
You're lying, Kasai!
Do you have to say it like three times?
I might not be in time, but I said it.
Have you said it before?
You'll never make it in time.
In less than one second, a shooting star will fall.
Do you feel bad about it?
Of course I do!
A shooting star equals a wish!
There are so many things you want.
World peace, for example.
Isn't 00 the last of 009?
Do you have Yasuda?
I do!
He was in my heart.
You're lying! You don't have Yasuda!
Of course I don't!
Why not?
You're a romanticist.
You're a pervert, aren't you?
I'm a pervert, but I hope you become beautiful.
I don't have Yasuda!
This is the end of the survey.
Let's see the results.
Have you ever wished for a shooting star?
Let's see the results.
53% of you said yes.
Let's see the results for men and women.
It's not true!
It's true!
For men and women, 51% of you said yes.
It's not true!
You're a man and you're wishing for a shooting star!
It's a little different.
You don't usually see shooting stars and you can't make a wish because it's too early.
But in the past few years, there have been some shooting stars.
At that time, you can't make a wish because it's too early.
You can't make a wish because it's too early.
I wonder if the number of meteorites has increased.
By the way, could you not look at the meteorites, Takeyama-san?
Why do you have to do that?
Please do it little by little during this time.
I'm going to look at it with a blanket.
Let's move on.
I will choose this person.
Ebimauneji-san from Ishikawa Prefecture.
He is a man in his 20s.
If you could start over with your broken love, would you do it again or not?
Let's ask.
If you could start over with your broken love, would you do it again or not?
If you could do it again, right?
If you could do it again...
If you could do it again, would you do it again?
Would you do it again?
I don't want to do it again.
I want to do it again.
You want to do it again, don't you?
If you could do it again, right?
You want to do it again, don't you?
So, "yari naoseru" means you want to do it again, right?
If I can go back, I want to go back.
It's a delicate Japanese word.
"modoreru" means I don't want to go back.
If I can go back, I don't want to go back either.
"yari naoseru" means... I see.
"yari naoseru" means you want to do it again.
That's right.
It depends on how you think of it.
Japanese is difficult, isn't it?
If I can go back, I want to go back.
But you've already received it.
OK, that's it for the survey.
What are the results?
"yari naoseru" means you want to do it again.
Which one is more common sense?
Let's see the results!
Here they are!
Let's see the results!
56% of men say "let's do it again", and 56% of women say "let's not do it again".
You're going to say it anyway.
I'm sure you do, Yasuda.
No, I've never said it.
Not even once?
Not at all.
You'll say it when you break up?
I only look forward.
That's a good way of saying it.
I've heard that you'll hate each other for breaking up.
You'll remember only bad things.
That's right.
I hope you'll say something new.
You're an A, right?
I don't have much experience, so I don't know.
You want to go back to your delusions.
Even if you like each other and break up, I don't think you'll change your feelings.
Hurry up and experience a lot of things!
Let's move on.
You can't do it now, right?
I see.
Let's move on.
Takeyama-san.
Yes!
Should I talk to Akimo-san for a day?
It's okay.
Let's go with this one.
I'm personally interested in this one, and I want to ask you two about it.
Yes.
BBQ in Kanagawa Prefecture.
Yes.
Male.
Your favorite comedy is...
A. Manzai B. Conte
Let's ask.
Which one is your favorite comedy?
A. Manzai B. Conte
Survey, start!
Which one do you like?
I like this one a lot.
I like B, too.
That's amazing!
Which one is it?
I've always thought B is more common.
Right?
It's popular now.
Which one is it?
Takeyama-san!
It's not "hey".
I used to be a manzai artist, but I couldn't help hating it.
Why did you have to be a man?
It's not funny at all.
In the end, you get angry about something you don't like and laugh about it.
I don't know why.
When I was little, I always watched comedy.
I used to watch comedy, too.
I like making comedy.
Don't you know the difference?
Even in comedy, you have to stand in front of the microphone.
You have to decide whether you want to move or not.
You have to wear a costume, too.
It's easy. You have to be a detective or a thief.
And you have to do funny things, too.
The survey is over.
The studio has different opinions, too.
But we have the results.
Which one is more common, A, comedy, or B, comedy?
Let's see the results.
B, comedy, is 64%.
As a result, we decided to go with common sense.
We should have started with comedy.
Let's see the results.
B, comedy, is 64%.
Except for "chou" and "shiga", everything else is half and half.
There is also a new century culture.
"shiga" has more manzai.
It's a wild bomb, so it's not manzai.
It's not manzai, it's "conte".
It's "conte" all of a sudden, isn't it?
It's "conte".
It's interesting.
It's an unexpected result.
Manzai competitions have been very popular in recent years.
It's like "conte".
Shall we move on?
Let's move on.
Mr. Koba.
Is it me?
Well...
Yamagata Prefecture.
"Pei".
Have you ever kissed a poster?
A. No. B. No.
Let's ask.
Have you ever kissed a poster?
A. No. B. No.
Let's ask.
Amazing!
Who? Who? Mina, who?
I'm Asaka Yui.
I'm Minami no Yoko.
Who? Who? Takema-san, who?
I don't want to say it, but she's a foreigner. Sophie Marceau.
What about you, Nishijima-kun?
I'm Yuka-san.
When I was in junior high school, I was robbed.
I was robbed.
I bought a magazine and it came out every time.
You put it in your room and threw it away.
No, I took off the folded poster and put it on the floor.
You put it on the floor and put it on the floor.
Let's see if you've kissed the poster.
The common sense party is this party.
It has become common sense party.
It's the opposite of studio party.
It's embarrassing.
Let's go to men's and women's party.
This is men's and women's party.
I think there are many men.
There are more people who said yes.
Kasumi, you have one, right?
I do.
Who did you vote for?
I can't say.
Please tell us.
Please go ahead.
No, I can't say.
I can't say.
It's a showdown.
Can I talk about me?
What about you, Asai?
Me?
I have one question.
The members...
What?
Asai Miyazawa's picture is really cool.
She's cute.
I like that kind of relationship.
Isn't it deep?
It's not serious.
I don't like it.
It's tea time.
It's tea time and it's time.
Let's move on to the next question.
Nishijima-kun.
Aomori Prefecture.
You have a question you've been thinking about.
Do you have one?
Do you have one you've been thinking about?
Me?
Yes.
I have one.
Here we go.
Ta-da!
If you were an alien...
A. Talk to B. Run away
Let's hear it.
If you were an alien...
A. Talk to B. Run away
Archive start!
I've already decided.
This is difficult.
Are there any rumors about you lately?
Not at all.
Maybe it's just in my head.
No, no, there are.
I hear it a lot.
A lot of people say they can find you in Tokyo.
There are a lot of people.
I've already decided.
You've decided?
I get nervous, so I have to decide.
That's right.
You need to make a decision.
I don't want you to misunderstand me, but I'm not nervous.
Why are you running away?
I can't fight for humanity.
The enemy and allies must first object.
Whether it's bad or not is important.
I have to make a decision.
That's why you're running away.
Let's keep our distance.
What do you want to do?
Kasai will run away.
I saw an alien movie the other day.
I was so scared.
Are there many recently?
I was so scared. I can't do it anymore.
I'll run away.
Let's start with the conversation.
The show will end soon.
What do many people watch in Tokyo recently?
What is it?
I'm curious.
I wonder what it is.
RG told me to watch it, so I started trusting it.
Now, the survey is over.
Nishijima is going to talk to him.
This is Nishijima's question.
A. Talk to him if there is an alien.
B. Run away.
Which one is common sense?
Here is the result.
I don't know what to do, so I need to meet the right person and talk to the right person.
But you have to meet the right person, right?
That's right.
What do you have to talk about?
But if you talk to me first, I might be able to talk to you because I have feelings for you.
But if you do that, you will be very busy.
Let's see the result of men and women.
Here it is.
Oh, you look busy.
There are more people who answered "run away" for both men and women.
You look happy.
It might be cute.
But let's look at it in detail.
It's like data from Ishikawa Prefecture.
Here is the detail.
Here it is.
There are more people who answered "run away" for red.
It seems like there are more people who talk to each other.
Because it's close-knit.
And for the yellow area, it's 50-50.
There are more people who answer "run away" for both men and women.
I thought Yamaguchi Prefecture was older.
Let's look at Yamaguchi Prefecture.
There are 58% of people who answer "run away" for Yamaguchi Prefecture.
It's about half of the people who answer "run away" for Yamaguchi Prefecture.
You have a scary image of aliens.
I don't have such a scary image of aliens.
But there is something about it.
What?
There is something about it.
Your judgment might destroy the earth.
That's all for this segment.
No, it's not like that.
Let's see how common-minded we were.
Here it is.
The most common-minded one was Kusai and Takeyama.
Oh, no.
Six questions and five questions.
Oh, no.
As expected, it's common-minded to be asked by an actor.
Oh, no. It's not like that.
I talk to aliens, too.
Oh, no.
Takeyama looks and thinks like an old man.
That's common sense, old man!
I didn't expect it!
It's hot!
It's the least hot!
It's 61 degrees Celsius.
Well...
It turned out like this.
It's not common sense.
I'd like to say that, too.
I'd like to say it just once.
Mr. Koba is also a common sense person.
I'm usually common sense.
Well, that's it!
This has been "Deep"'s survey of all countries in Japan.
Now, we will start accepting submissions for the comedy "muchaburi" battle, which we will send you later.
This week, we have three wins so far.
Mr. Nishikori Ryo of Machine Guns and Mr. Yamamoto Shiro of Elsher Academy will compete.
Please send us lots of "muchaburi" battles!
We have also started accepting submissions for "munekkyun koroshiam".
Please send us your "munekkyun" lines you want us to say!
We look forward to hearing them!
We also have "munekkyun" voice presents.
Please watch and check them out until the end of this program!
It is now midnight and 39 minutes have passed.
Good evening, I am Junichi Mogi.
In this segment, we will introduce unique events that have happened around us.
Tonight's theme is "The Moment I Felt Loneliness Recently".
We have received many episodes from all over the country.
Let's start introducing them right away.
The first member number is 33,650.
Ten men in Yamagata Prefecture, Kopperi-san, gave us "The Moment I Felt Loneliness Recently".
When you see cicadas lying around the school library...
Ah, summer is over!
It is over.
I know.
Study hard for the cicada as well.
Let's move on.
The next member number is 45,813.
A woman in her 30s in Aichi Prefecture, Sugitchi-suri- san, gave us "The Moment I Felt Loneliness Recently".
My neighbor's child asked me my age.
To be honest with you, I was told "sister?", "auntie?"
Which one of you is older?
Children are honest as well.
Children in their 20s call you "uncle", right?
Yes, there is a relative difference.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on.
The next member is a woman in her 20s in Wakayama Prefecture, Louise-san, gave us "The Moment I Felt Loneliness Recently".
When I cut my long hair and made it very short,
my lovebird, which I have had for 7 years, didn't respond to me at all.
Is that possible?
Isn't it because of the smell?
You didn't look at it because of the smell?
Well, it is very short, so I guess she was quite patient.
Yes, it is very short.
Yes.
Her hair...
Her smell was the same, but she gave it to another person, so she must have been very cautious.
She does look like a dog, doesn't she?
Do you have a dog, Yasuda-san?
I do, I do!
Don't you change its hair?
But it's always on its own, so sometimes it doesn't react.
Even though it's a dog?
Yes!
It's not a cat, is it?
It's not a cat, but it's like a human dog.
It's always on its own, sometimes it runs away, sometimes it comes closer...
It runs away?!
Yes, sometimes it runs away when you call it.
It's a very on its own dog.
It's not very interactive, is it?
It's up there, isn't it?
It's up there, so it's the one that's being cautious.
It's up there because it's big, isn't it?
It does look like a cat, doesn't it?
Now, for the last one.
The last one is from a smartphone.
A man in his 20s in Mie Prefecture, Chiro Aki-san, gave it to me recently.
The moment I felt sad.
When I went for a drive and bought a hamburger, the bread on top wasn't on it.
What?!
What is it?
It's not a hamburger, is it?
Can you eat it?
It's not done yet.
It's hard to eat, isn't it?
It looks comfortable.
I had a very sad feeling about it.
Thank you for posting a lot from all over the country.
That's all for "Deep A News".
Now, I'd like to announce the topic of "Fukikka A Deep" which will be broadcast next week.
This topic will start from October 7th at NHK BS Premium.
It's a video from overseas drama "Good Wife 2".
Now, please watch the video.
Deep A News
Now, I've thought of an excuse, so I'll say it.
You shut up!
No!
What is it?
That mustache looks old, and the perm is terrible and mid-short.
Can I offer you a court insult agent?
No way! A beauty salon that is open until morning in Shibuya.
The court will adjourn until early morning.
No way!
I like how polite he is.
He's perfect.
He can't be more polite than that.
That's not true. I'm being nice.
You're making him angry.
That's right. If you're a maniac, you'll be rejected even if you're a general.
Now, after the show is over, the audience will start accepting letters on the show's homepage.
We're looking forward to seeing a lot of unique lines.
"Laugh Out Loud Battle"!
Now, I will continue to lead this corner.
In this "Laugh Out Loud Battle", the two comedians will compete with each other in a big showdown.
Now, let me introduce today's fighters.
First up is the red corner!
Currently in the third week of training, he is 174cm and 80kg.
He belongs to MACHINE GUNS.
Hori Nishi!
Challenging in the blue corner, 179cm, 70kg, from EL SHARAKAR, SHIRO YAMAMOTO!
First of all, I'd like to ask you about your spirits.
First of all, NISHIHORI, who has won three weeks in a row, how are you doing today?
Yes, with today's opening, it looks like it's going to be a tougher fight than usual.
Did you cut your hair?
Oh, yes. Oh, I'm happy. Oh, I noticed it. Yes, I did.
Will it affect the fight?
No.
Well, let's do our best. And...
First appearance, EL SHARAKAR, SHIRO YAMAMOTO.
Hello!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I'm not going to use my feelings. I'm not going to be reckless.
I'm not going to be reckless. I'm going to do my best with my feelings and simulations.
It looks like it's going to be a tough fight.
I'd like to ask TANURA, KOBE, and TAKEYAMA for their personal opinions.
Now, how do you see this fight?
EL SHARAKAR is YAMAMOTO's senior, and TAKEYAMA is his senior.
That's right.
I'm not a senior. We're in the same agency, but...
You've grown up.
No, I haven't grown up at all.
You've grown up.
The gag I did in the opening is popular in SUN MUSIC, but I don't get it outside, so I do it even though I'm told not to.
YAMAMOTO.
And the whole of SUN MUSIC thinks it's funny.
I see.
But do your best without losing, SHIRO.
Thank you.
TAKEYAMA, I'll do my best.
You can look at me. It's this distance.
SUN MUSIC is a little...
The guys are like APACHE BASKETBALL.
That's right. It's SHIRO's last secret weapon.
I'm looking forward to it.
Now, we have some advice.
And I'd like our guests to judge whether or not it was funny with the round penalty cards in their hands.
Are you ready?
The final judgment of this battle will be made by the viewers' votes.
Votes can be changed as many times as you like.
Please vote more and more.
Let's get started.
The funny and crazy battle starts now!
First of all, TAMURA, please vote for NISHIHORI.
Me!
CHIBA, TACKY.
The men voted for me.
NISHIHORI, when you go to the bathroom during class,
please show everyone how you look cool.
TACKY, the men voted for me.
NISHIHORI, when you go to the bathroom during class,
please show everyone how you look cool.
NISHIHORI, please show us!
Can I go to the bathroom?
Yes.
Okay.
What?
Which one?
It's a secret!
You can change your vote as many times as you like.
Let's move on.
Next, Kendo Kobayashi, please choose a post for Yamamoto.
All right.
Member number 47897, Miyagi Prefecture, Kerosene, male, 20 years old.
Yamamoto, please sing "My Wife's Song for Tuna Fish's Success".
From Kerosene, male, 20 years old, Yamamoto,
Yamamoto, please sing "My Wife's Song for Tuna Fish's Success".
All right, Yamamoto, please sing!
Father, please come back soon.
I'm taking a train to the east.
I'm waiting for you at Tokyo Station.
Tuna is...
more than tuna...
I'm sorry!
If you think it's funny, please vote.
You can change your vote as many times as you like.
Rather than Nishihori extending his vote, is Yamamoto shrinking his vote?
All right, it's round two.
Takemu, please choose a post for Nishihori.
Member number 47680, Hokkaido.
Nickname "Yakumo-chan", female, 20 years old.
Nishihori-san, please cut your character.
From Yakumo-chan, female, 20 years old...
Nishihori-san, please cut your character.
Well then, Nishihori-san, if you please!
You're so loud!
Who are you?!
Are you stupid?!
You're not funny!
I've said it many times, but you're not that funny!
I can't cut you with a club knife!
I like karaoke knives...
Stop saying lonely things, lonely things...
If you thought it was funny, please vote more and more!
Next up...
There are a lot of circles in the studio.
Then, Tamura-san, please choose a post for Yamamoto-san.
Tokyo and Kumi-chan.
Yamamoto-san, when Inoue Osui-san was young,
what was it after summer?
Yamamoto-san, when Inoue Osui-san was young,
what was it after summer?
Yamamoto-san, if you please!
Yamamoto-san, when Inoue Osui-san was young,
what was it after summer?
It's almost New Year's Day.
Yesterday, I went over there.
On the train heading east,
let's meet at Tokyo Station.
I'm sorry.
What was that?!
I want to know that too!
He's extending his ticket!
He's extending it! He's extending it!
He's extending it!
He's heading east!
It's round 3!
Kendo Kobayashi, please vote for Nishihori!
I'll vote for Nishihori!
Number 14,065, Gifu Prefecture, Fukui Prefecture, male.
Yes!
Nishihori-san! Please vote for Kiregei's senior, Cunning Takeyama-san!
Yes!
Fukui Fukusuke-san!
Nishihori-san!
Please vote for Kiregei's senior, Cunning Takeyama-san!
Nishihori-san! Please vote for him!
You're the worst!
You always have a loud voice!
Your glasses don't look good on you!
What's wrong with you?!
Besides, you live nearby!
Actually...
Don't say that!
Don't say it!
I saw you with a cute girl!
Don't say I'm cute!
You're cute!
Don't say I'm cute!
You're fat!
I was attracted to you!
What did you say?
I thought you were a weird woman!
She's my girlfriend!
That's wrong!
I'm sorry!
That's amazing!
As expected of Kiregei's senior!
They're competing against each other!
The only thing I want is for Takeyama-san to be his wife!
I'm his wife!
It's okay!
It's okay now!
Takeyama-san, please vote for Yamamoto-san!
Okay!
Member number 40,089!
She's from Akita Prefecture. Her nickname is...
What's this? Isn't it "Hu-ga"?
"Hu-ga"!
She's a female in her teens!
Fingers crossed, rock, paper, scissors, if you lie...
...what will happen?
What will happen?!
Yamamoto, was it like this?
Okay, female in her teens, Hu-ga Aoi-san, is it okay?
Fingers crossed, rock, paper, scissors, if you lie...
...what will happen?
Remember it! Remember it!
Okay, Yamamoto-san, please!
Fingers crossed, rock, paper, scissors, if you lie...
...rock, paper, scissors!
Fingers crossed!
Look over there and say it!
Fingers crossed!
Tomorrow night...
...we'll head for Tokyo Station...
...see you at Tokyo Station...
...we'll head for Tokyo Station...
- Thank you for coming. - Why did we come all the way to Tokyo Station?
- Now, will Shiro Yamamoto be able to reach his goal? - Why did we come all the way to Tokyo Station?
- He's slowly getting closer and closer.
I wonder which one will match.
This is the final round.
This will be the last match.
Everyone, how do you feel about the match so far?
Takema-san, what do you think?
Well...
"Well, what do you think?" is a battle that doesn't give you a good punch.
He's doing his best!
That's right!
When you're exhausted and exhausted, that's usually what happens when you win.
But I don't think Shiro is a player with that much stamina.
I drank milk at the beginning of the match yesterday.
- Oh, I made a mistake. - What are you talking about?
- What is that? - Why do you do that?
Don't think this is Sun Music or something!
It's too tough!
- I'm sorry. - What do you think?
This isn't Shimokita!
Now, this is the last match.
Viewers, please vote for who you think will determine their fate.
Now, Tamura Atsuhi-san and Nishihori-san, please vote.
- Okay! - Alright!
Tamura Atsuhi-san and Nishihori-san, please vote.
Now, Yuu-kun, a man in his 20s...
who has hair in his food...
please vote uniquely.
Now, Yuu-kun, a man in his 20s...
- Please vote uniquely! - who has hair in his food...
please vote uniquely.
Now, Nishihori-san...
This guy is unique.
Now, Kendo Kobayashi-san, please vote for Yamamoto-san.
Is it like this?
For a man in his 20s who wants romance in Aichi Prefecture...
Does this person have motivation?
I think so.
Show me your karate pose!
Now, for a man in his 20s who wants romance...
Does this person have motivation?
I think so.
Show me your karate pose!
Now, Yamamoto-san, please vote!
Now, for a man in his 20s who wants romance...
- You're not looking forward. - I'm not looking forward!
- I'm not looking forward at all! - Are you hiding it with your finger?
- I'm not looking forward at all!
- Hey! - Do you push it with your finger?
- Hey!
- Now, it's Abel's turn!
- It's the last one! Please vote more and more!
- You know it yourself, don't you?
- Now, with that...
- You don't know it yet! - It's over, but...
- You don't know it at all!
- Now, Tamura-san, how was it?
- The match is over, but...
- Well, until the end...
- I didn't know what kind of person Shiroo-kun was...
- I didn't know what I should do for him...
- That's right. We don't mean anything bad.
- We don't mean anything bad. I thought he was good at singing, but...
- I thought he was good at singing, but... - I didn't mean it like that.
- That downhill from Tokyo Station...
- You didn't do it properly.
- It was a little soft.
- Now, we've finished voting, but...
- Now, I'm curious about the results, but...
- Now...
- It looks like we have the results.
- Who will win?
- Which one?
- Machine Guns, Nishihori vote?
- On Ebisha's side, Yamamoto Shiroo vote?
- What is the result?
You won! How do you feel?
It was a tough battle today.
It was really tough.
Yes.
Mori-san, do you always... I don't do it anymore.
Do you always do this?
You used to do it, didn't you, Mori-san?
Was it a tough battle?
Yes, it was a tough battle. I said it, I said it, I said it.
Please try it again next week.
Yes.
I don't do it anymore. I don't do it, I don't do it, I don't do it.
Is it me?
It's my precious corner!
Please do your best!
Unfortunately, you lost!
That's too bad.
Yamamoto-san, how do you feel?
I was thinking of going out with Kichi or Kyo.
Which one?
Yes.
Which one did you go out with?
I'll think about it when I get home.
You still don't know.
Yes.
It's a mistake to drink milk before going to bed.
What did you drink today?
Today, I'm going to put tequila in my wine and drink it.
What are you talking about?!
It's Sanmin-san's love!
It's NHK!
The next funny and crazy battle will be between Machineguns' Nishihori and Jungle Pocket's Saito Shinji.
Please look forward to it!
That's all from Tama-san's location.
It's Saito, isn't it?
Saito is also funny when he's cornered.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
Yamamoto-san seems to want to do it, doesn't he?
Yes.
He gave a good punch after the match.
Will Yamamoto-san win?
This is very funny.
Yamamoto-san was like that.
Yamamoto-san is a person who can choose between winning and losing.
That's right.
There has never been a face-off game like this.
There hasn't been.
I'd like to see it again.
I'd like to know what you're good at.
It's easier for me to choose if you tell me what you're good at.
I can't believe it.
There's only one face-off game like this.
There's another one like this, isn't there?
There's another face-off game like this, isn't there?
Will Yamamoto Shiroo win?
It's one of a kind, isn't it?
Shiroo!
It's one of a kind.
It was a funny face-off battle!
In this segment, viewers will send us their favorite lines from "Isei ni Uwarete"
and today's guests will read them with all their hearts.
Among the lines sent in, the two of you, Atsushi-san and Koba-san, will choose what to read.
Viewers, please vote for which line you like best.
You can vote again and again and change it as many times as you like, so please vote more and more.
Let's start with Atsushi-san.
Okay. Then...
- Let's have Kasai-kun read it. - Kasai-kun.
- With all your heart. - I'll do my best.
- Okay, please step forward. - Okay.
Member number 46430, Hokkaido.
It was sent in by Noname-san.
It's a line she said when she was carrying a drunk and crushed girlfriend.
You've got a big back, huh?
Hey, can I sleep like this?
Even if you vote for me, you can vote for Koba later. Please vote more and more.
You spoiled me with your eyes, didn't you?
Yes, it was nice like this.
Good, good.
It would be crazy if the man who is holding it pressed Yamamoto Shiro's face first.
No, I'll do it now. I'll do it right away.
Why are you saying such a good line?
It's amazing.
I've never seen it before.
Thank you very much.
Then, Koba-san.
Then, Yasuda.
Yes.
Can I ask you a favor?
Ibaraki Hamhamman.
Please come forward.
Yes.
I'm Hamhamman's student.
Can I ask you a favor, Yasuda-san?
You like me, don't you?
I like you very much.
You shouldn't let your guard down in Kyoto.
Is that so?
You'll be thrown away all of a sudden.
Do you have teamwork?
That's right.
It changes in an instant.
Well, Atsushi, let's go.
Well, Nishijima-kun.
Here we go.
Triple A's Nishijima-san...
Member number 38152, Akita Prefecture, Saru-san.
Triple A's Nishijima-san has something to say to you.
It's about time you fell in love with me.
I wasn't like this when I was in Hokkaido.
Tokyo has changed.
You look like a tsun-tsun.
You're stretching your tongue, Atsushi-san.
This is bad. It's not good to take it all back at once.
Takeyama-san, please.
I don't like this.
The opening is 41,257.
Shizuoka Prefecture, Mack Kent, male, 10 years old.
I want you to say it to Takeyama-san, who is famous for being an actor.
Shizuoka Prefecture, Mack Kent, male, 10 years old.
Let's make a love drama that won't end with just the two of us.
Sabuibo.
Huh? Was that okay?
It's perfect now, but for some reason I couldn't research it.
He was so good at acting that I fell in love with him.
He's the type of person who comes late and claps.
If it was Kurosawa Akira, he would have said it with a loud voice.
He would have said it with a loud voice.
Did you feel it?
It's 23 percent now.
It's decreasing today.
You're a bad actor!
This is hard.
This is bad.
Okay, Atsushi.
Let's go with Yasuda.
The number is 1933.
We received it from Mr. Fukuoka.
When you confess your love to Yasuda,
I want you to reply like this.
I like meat more than you think, but is that okay?
If you like this line, please vote for Mr. Atsushi.
I like meat in Kyoto dialect.
Meat in Kyoto... Is it duck meat?
That's old-fashioned.
Mr. Atsushi...
Can I say it now?
Yes.
The number is 46142.
We received it from Mr. Karsai of AKB48.
You talked with a girl today, didn't you?
I won't forgive you.
Please vote for Mr. Koba.
I was just asked for directions.
Don't enjoy the rest of the show.
Mr. Koba, you got 100 points in one go.
We have to put Mr. Takeyama out of the game now.
Why?
Mr. Takeyama, would you like me to say it?
I'm a Novaski.
I'm from Kyoto. I'm a choppy woman in my 20s.
I'd like you, Mr. Takeyama, to say it.
You're not cute at all.
You're beautiful, though.
Oh, it's fine like this. It's OK.
If you like what I said now, please vote for Atsushi-san.
Please vote for me.
Go!
What do you think? If you like what I said now, please vote for Atsushi-san.
You're lowering me!
Why?
You're lowering me!
Well, I think you're better than I thought.
Well, well...
Mr. Koba.
Well, well...
Shall I finish it up?
Nishijima!
Yes.
Number 26,091. Kumamoto Prefecture.
Age A. Panda. Female. 20 years old.
Please vote for Nishijima Takairo-kun.
From now on...
I'll make you like me more.
Be prepared.
I didn't think of that in Hokkaido.
Tokyo is back.
This is bad.
This is Kasai.
Number 41,361.
I want you to go to Tokyo, Mr. AKB48 Kasai.
Sorry, I said it.
It's like a Suzuki's story.
It's so hot in here.
Let's go, Kuma-san.
There's only one way.
It's started!
It's me!
48,130 yen in Aichi Prefecture.
Akkanbei, male, 50 years old.
This is what she said to me when we were dating in our 20s.
I want to remember the taste of your mother's curry rice.
Thank you!
Give me a break!
Well...
Please fry onions for me for a long time.
I'll practice it.
It won't be sweet.
I'm sorry.
It's over, isn't it?
Now, this corner ends here.
Now...
It seems that the voting results have come out.
Viewers, which of Atsushi and Kowa's lines did you like best?
Here is the result!
Here is the announcement!
Today, Kasai-san, Nishijima-san and Yasuda-san will read some of the lines and present them to the viewers!
You can download it from the show's mobile site starting Saturday, the 17th.
Since it is a present limited to members of the show, if you haven't become a member yet, please subscribe and get it!
It's almost time for us to wrap up!
If you've already read some of the lines, please access the show's website and find out how you can receive the presents!
Here are our guests for next week!
Sato Amina-san of akb48, Morita Miko-san and Non-Style.
One more announcement!
Besides members of the show, you can also access the show's e-mail magazine!
You can also find out more about our guests and their posts, so please subscribe!
For more information, please visit the show's website!
After this, at 1pm on the 15th, we will have a 2-channel deep-a one-seg extension!
We hope you will join us!
It's almost time for us to wrap up!
Takeyama-san, how was it? It's been a while since you did a deep-a.
Well, it's a deep-a corner, but if you could say something like "President, there's been a misunderstanding!"
If you could say something like that...
It wouldn't come to me, would it?
But you'd be surprised, wouldn't you? "Misunderstanding?!"
If you could say something like that, it'd be great.
If you could say something like that, you'd be more confident.
You'd be more confident.
You're not good with sweet things, right?
You'd think it was gross if it was sweet.
Thanks to you, of course I didn't want to hear it.
Yasuda-san, how was it?
Takeyama-san's acting was really good!
Thank you!
She's really good!
I've enjoyed it since October.
I'm glad you like it.
Kasai, how was it?
Yes, even if it's the same live broadcast, it's a live one you can enjoy...
What do you mean, "a live one you can enjoy?!"
It's not a live one you can enjoy!
It's relaxing!
And Kasai is surprisingly good at Munekyun!
I'd like him to participate in the championship again.
See you in a minute on One Cell's second channel!
Goodbye!