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Otsukare-no-maru-maru-made-sanzyuu-byou-desu!
This show is a short prank show where we use the phrase "maru-maru-made-sanzyuu-byou-desu"
to set up various pranks.
It's a show where you pay attention to the most interesting of those sanzyuu-byou.
This is my job, but this is my first comeback after two weeks of hiatus.
That's right.
It's been two weeks since we met, but when I saw you, I felt like I had a hemorrhoid.
You almost had a hemorrhoid!
Immediately after he was given suspicious white powder,
the police officer asked him a job question.
30 seconds until the powder is discovered and sent to a library.
- This is cute. - It must be a template.
- I want to see it. - I want to make an excuse, but I don't know what it is.
Their first target is...
The nicest guy in the entertainment world, Rossi, the wild bomb.
The nicest human being.
After the fake meeting, the manager sets up a trap, but...
In fact, Rossi has only been a manager for two months.
Even if there is not much relationship between them, will they receive suspicious powder?
- Can I ask you for an advice? - Sure, it's interesting. What is it?
- If you don't do it, you'll be manipulated. - I've been keeping it at home, but...
- She's coming over for dinner today. - What is it?
If she sees this, it's a little bad, so...
- Rossi... - What is it?
- No, it's...
- Is it bad? - Scary!
- It's too scary. - It's okay, but...
- What is it? - It's not very good.
- Is it important? - It's important. It's like my treasure.
- Do you want me to give it back? - Yes.
If you want me to give it back, call me and I'll go and give it back.
- "I can't stand it." - What are you talking about?
- I'm sorry. - No problem.
- It's scary. - Thank you very much.
Rossi, who is too friendly,
left the mysterious powder that was unidentified to him in just one minute.
How will he respond to the work question?
- I'm very impatient when I'm asked a work question. - What is it?
- I'm sorry. - What?
- I'm asking you a work question. - What is it?
- Can you give me a little time? - Sure.
- Can you check my luggage? - Check your luggage?
- It's scary. - What?
- Really? - Yes.
Rossi, you forgot about the white powder, right?
- Yes. - Here you are.
- What is this? - I don't know what it is.
- You don't have to lie. - A friend gave it to me.
There are two things I imagined.
One is that she didn't find it.
The sand of memories with her in the past.
For example, the sand of the stars.
Or the sand of her family. For example, her dad, her mom and her grandpa.
She might have some of them with her when she dies.
I feel sorry for her.
- So I'm carrying it with me. - That's great.
- It's not a mazakon, but... - It's not a mazakon with sand in it.
- Do you want to go to Shioma? - Wow.
Here is a story.
- There is a story. - Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute.
He explains that it's a prank to Rossi, who is confused.
- I'm scared of this. - Can I take it home?
The next target is...
It will be broadcast on October 17th.
Tom Brown. Sunday.
This time, his partner, Nunokawa, will set up the prank.
I'm scared of what Nunokawa has.
- You drank it on the 10th, right? - Yes.
- You two drink it on the 10th, right? - Yes.
I happened to go to Kanda's house.
- You went to Kanda's house? - Yes.
- Hiroki, do you have this with you? - It's not real.
I don't know what it is.
- Kanda's way of losing weight is very real. - I don't know, but...
It's a beautiful thing, isn't it?
I don't know what it is, but it looks like it.
I don't know.
I don't know what it is.
It's often eaten, isn't it?
I don't know what it is.
Why do you confirm it?
I don't know what it is.
I think you confirm it.
They believe their partners and receive suspicious powder.
They rush out of the building.
Excuse me.
I'm asking people who just came out of the studio to check their luggage.
I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry.
They rush out of the building.
I don't know what it is.
You have something in your bag, don't you?
You should check your luggage.
I'm in a hurry.
I don't know what it is.
You have something in your bag, don't you?
They start asking people about their work.
Let me check your luggage.
You can check my luggage.
I have to check it.
Is it in the cigarette?
Can I check your body?
Yes, you can.
It's coming from any direction.
Is the cigarette in it?
What?
It's not coming out.
What? Where did you hide it?
What? It's not in the cigarette.
What?
Is it a dog?
No, it's not.
What? Where?
I'm sorry.
What?
Thank you very much.
What?
It's still hidden.
What?
It's a strange and calm road.
Did you move somewhere?
He can't find any suspicious powder.
Where did you hide it?
Let me tell you a story.
I'm sorry.
It's 30 seconds to the end of Peckworld.
It's gone.
Thank goodness.
Where is the suspicious powder?
I also threw it away.
How did you do it?
Here is the decisive moment.
Wow.
You have something, don't you?
No, I don't.
You have something, don't you?
No, I don't.
You have something, don't you?
No, I don't.
You have something, don't you?
No, I don't.
You have something, don't you?
No, I don't.
You have something, don't you?
No, I don't.
You don't look like someone you know.
I'm going to hide it a little longer.
No, you won't.
Thank you.
Hey, you're too fast to find it.
You're an experienced person, aren't you?
Be careful of your back.
That's real, too.
During the cooking show of the live broadcast, a large number of bleeding happened during the live broadcast.
30 seconds until the end of on-air.
It's real, isn't it?
It's like...
Suddenly dealing with white people and water.
That's right.
This time, a large number of entertainers, Shima Daisuke, prepared a fake plan for his first MC cooking show.
The trick is like this.
Shima makes carbonara in five minutes of live broadcast.
In the remaining 30 seconds, ask the assistant role of the target to take parsley.
When the target opens his eyes, open the blood pack in his arm and show a large amount of blood.
So, 30 seconds until the end of on-air.
What would you do if you got an assistant who said "hide your blood"?
I don't have one.
So...
I'm scared.
Who is it?
The first target is...
Hello, Shima Daisuke.
Nice to meet you.
R-1 champion gift-giving entertainer Shinichi.
It's my first time doing a live broadcast in five minutes.
Please join me in the game and play.
You're cute.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
Shima with tears.
Strange program.
I'm Shinson, a cook. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. Let's do it.
I'll be your opponent today.
Thank you.
Let's start cooking.
Already?
Yes, let's start cooking.
Why are you in such a hurry?
Do you cook?
I cook sometimes.
What are you good at?
I make curry.
You like cooking.
Yes, I add some spices.
Let's start cooking.
You are an evil host.
Yes, I am.
You make curry in such a hurry.
Yes, I am.
You have only two minutes left.
Oh, no!
He is in a hurry and has a lot of blood.
I thought it was a normal program.
Can you get some parsley?
Parsley, parsley, parsley...
I don't have parsley.
Oh, this is it.
This is parsley.
What are you talking about?
Parsley.
Why?
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
I didn't say I didn't like it.
This is a live broadcast.
Are you okay?
I've never said that.
Let's start cooking.
It's too easy.
Let's start cooking.
Over here...
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I don't need carbonara.
Well...
But it's ready.
Parsley...
Oh, you...
You are getting more and more like a carbonara.
I'm sorry.
And then, parsley.
If you add a little parsley, it's ready.
It's amazing.
It's scary.
Yes, it's okay.
What's okay?
Are you okay?
Shouldn't you go to a hospital?
Normally, you...
It's cold!
What are you doing?
It's cold!
It's cold.
Isn't it scary when a scary person is bleeding a lot?
The next target is...
Nice to meet you. I'm Tomoshige.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
M-1 finalist, MOG rider, Tomoshige.
5 seconds left. 4, 3...
5 minutes of handmade cooking!
Yay!
Today's guest is MOG rider, Tomoshige!
Hello! I'm MOG rider, Tomoshige!
Ketchup!
Don't make me stop, Shima!
Wow!
I thought you were going to say that.
As before, they've been cooking in a hurry for 5 minutes of live broadcast.
It's finally time for a lot of blood to come out.
Is that parsley in there?
Is parsley in there?
He's not even using a knife.
He's getting better at bleeding.
This is bad.
I'm telling you it hurts, Tomote.
Hey! Hey!
Are you okay?
Hey!
First of all...
Hey! Hey! Shima! Shima!
Hey! Hey!
What?
I'm sorry. It's blood and bacon.
It's not about cooking!
Cooking! Cooking! It's not about cooking!
Have a cup of coffee.
Hide the plate.
It's different! It's different!
It's different!
Where is it?
It's decided to die!
Is it M-1?
It's not about that!
It's not about eggs.
It's different!
The chef before was...
He was...
He was a little...
It's made by spirit!
It's cooked by spirit, Moshige.
I don't have parsley...
Tomote...
I don't have time.
Not enough time.
If you had cooked this...
Not enough time.
I think you made it.
I'm sorry.
You're the worst!
Thank you very much.
Let's not talk about cooking!
By the way...
Shima's "Handmade Cooking for 5 Minutes" program doesn't exist!
I don't have it.
It says "Hide the blood" but it says "Hide the dish" and it means to protect carbonara.
I don't know what it means.
Carbonara...
It's a mission you'll never get in your life.
The last target is...
Sorry, I'm Sakai. Nice to meet you.
"King of Conte" runner-up, "the mommy", Sakai.
Shut up! Shut up!
Sakai is nervous even before the prank.
How will he deal with the bloodshed?
Parsley! Parsley!
I think he'll try to do something.
Ouch!
He's kind.
Are you okay?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Huh?
Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Maybe... Maybe... Maybe...
Let's go. It's only 5 o'clock.
He's wearing his own shirt.
Let's put it in the dish.
He's a manly man.
He's a manly chef.
He's wild.
Please put it in.
It's only 5 o'clock.
It's a ramble.
So...
You're the only one...
Okay!
So...
The famous healthy pasta is ready!
It's ready!
Let's eat!
I'm excited.
Excited?
It's a prank.
A prank?
I don't like this prank!
I don't like it!
I really don't like it!
I can't stop it!
I think it's awful!
The next plan is...
During a tour of the factory...
They are trapped in a huge freezer...
In -10°C world...
It takes 30 minutes for help to come...
It's -10°C in the middle of winter in Hokkaido.
It's really tough.
I might cry.
So...
They prepared a fake special edition...
For a tour of the factory.
And...
Their target for this time is...
He's from Shochiku Entertainment!
The man who will take Shochiku Entertainment to hell...
It's Minamikawa!
Minamikawa!
The funny comedian Minamikawa...
And the prankster...
They have more than 40 years of experience...
Including "tsumami edamame"...
And "hinatazaka46"...
These five people...
Visit a factory where...
They store frozen eels from Shizuoka Prefecture.
It's a fake location tour.
It looks like a commercial.
Right?
Like in a movie.
Look at his face! He's working hard!
After enjoying the eels...
They arrive at the huge freezer.
Let's go inside!
Let's...
Go!
By the way, the prankster...
Under his costume...
With his coat and warm underwear...
He's fully protected.
If it's really cold, it's cold.
I see.
If they are trapped in a huge freezer...
What will happen to Minamikawa?
So cool!
Let's go into the huge freezer.
Wow, amazing!
- Wow, amazing! - It's so cold!
- The moment you get in, you want to crawl in. - It's so cold!
- I'm out of breath! - I'm out of breath!
- It's so cold!
- But it's longer than I thought. - It looks cold.
- It's like this. - Huh?
It's so cold!
Along with the warning buzzer, they lock the door.
- What's going on? - Shake hands!
- Huh? - Excuse me!
- Won't it open? - No way!
- It won't open? - What are you doing?
- What is this? Seriously! - Huh?
- Are you okay? - No, it's cold.
- It's cold. - Isn't this bad?
- Seriously, it's scary. - You can see it, right?
Scary!
This is scary, for sure.
Is everyone okay?
Excuse me, there's an emergency lock due to a mechanical problem.
- An emergency lock? - In this state, we need to call for rescue.
- Huh? - Excuse me, we'll be there in about 30 minutes.
- 30 minutes? - We'll be there in about 30 minutes.
- 30 minutes? - Until then...
It's a little cold, but hang in there.
There's a minus temperature inside, so please don't sleep.
- We'll be there in about 30 minutes. - 30 minutes?
- We'll be there in about 30 minutes. - What kind of problem is this?
What kind of problem is this?
And so...
During a tour of the factory...
- We're trapped in a giant freezer. - This is scary.
In a minus temperature world...
Until help arrives in 30 minutes...
Prank start!
- We have to tell Igao-chan and Shougen-chan. - It won't open.
- Even if you're a security guard, it's scary, right? - That's right.
Security...
- They say "rescue guard", right? - Rescue guard?
Rescue guard?
Huh? What do you mean?
It won't open?
It's scary.
- It won't even blink. - It's impossible.
- It's impossible this time. - It's impossible.
- We can only walk. - It's cold!
- It's scary. - What is this light?
- It's white, but it's not scary. - What is this?
- It's white! - It's white.
But it's cold. It's cold.
It's really cold.
- We have no choice but to walk. - It says "3 people rescue".
- It's cold when we walk. - It's like a thermometer.
- What? - There was a thermometer.
- It says it's - 10 degrees Celsius now. - 10 degrees Celsius?
It looks cold.
- 80%. - It's hot. It's hot.
- Oxygen concentration. - What?
- Oxygen concentration decreased. - It's cold.
- It's a little cold. - Oxygen concentration decreased?
- It's like a secret space. - I see.
It's white because it's -10 degrees Celsius.
It's scary that oxygen concentration decreased.
- My head hurts. I'm getting a headache. - It's cold.
- It's a little cold. - It's the coldest day of my life.
My head is cold. It's really cold.
- It's cold. - It's cold.
Is it this cold in about two minutes?
It's not good.
First of all, they need to find fireproof equipment, but one is not enough.
What will they do if they can't cut south river?
- It's coming. - It hurts.
- It fell down. - Something is in it.
I think something is in it.
- Is it in? - It's in.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Isn't it really dan? - Isn't it dan?
- Wow! - He's starting to call the coat "dan".
- If it's cold, it'll be terrible. - Wow!
- They cut it at the very beginning, Tsumami. - Wow!
- It's true. - There are two girls.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! One is not enough!
- What? - Wait a minute!
- Wait a minute!
- My article... - You noticed it first, south river.
You know it.
- It's really cold. - It's cold.
It hurts. It hurts. It's cold, but it's cold.
- It was really helpful. - In theory, it's correct.
- If it's cold, say it where it is. - It's really hot.
It's hot!
I'm sorry. The leader said it.
The leader said it. I...
- Is it cold? - It's cold, isn't it?
Make a hat. Make a hat.
Make it with this!
It's better to have it than not to have it.
It's better than not to have it.
Make me a hat.
Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.
Give it to me. Give it to me.
If you wear it like a spear band...
My head is really cold.
In Russia, if you freeze your head like this, your brain freezes.
If you reach it from the system...
Are you nervous now?
In Russia, if you freeze your head like this, your brain freezes.
Everyone can't say anything.
Let's change in order.
But it's complicated to change every time.
But if you reach the limit...
But it's okay, right?
What's okay?
I'm scared.
No, it's okay.
Wow, there's less oxygen.
Hey! Hey!
The oxygen level is going down.
The oxygen level?
Mr. Edamame is moving a lot.
That's why it's going down.
Mr. Edamame.
You shouldn't exercise all of a sudden like that.
Why?
The oxygen level is going down.
Why?
Because I'm using oxygen?
No, it's not like that.
Mr. Edamame said it.
It's not like everyone is moving.
Everyone has that image.
It doesn't feel good.
What's more...
Oh! Wow!
There is a match!
Will only one match be found?
Hinatazaka Shogenji
is about to break
and Minami Tower
is starting to get irritated.
Oh! Wow!
It's fun!
What are you doing with that?
Scary!
What are you doing with that?
Only one person...
The one who received the vote.
Do you have a jumper like that?
No, but...
Only one person...
Does it warm you up?
Yes.
But I have this.
Give me that.
That's good.
I don't know what to do at a time like this.
It's a famous homeless in my hometown.
Why don't you all bring it?
Why do you only bring it yourself?
I'm the only one who hasn't brought a jumber.
Be quiet.
You're kind.
Thank you very much.
Let's spend it ourselves.
Jumber is jumber.
Let's spend it in a cardboard box.
It's cold.
I'm scared, too.
I can't stop my nose water.
It's cold.
I want to get warm.
It's cold.
There must be something.
I think there is.
It's tough.
We have to find something.
There are a lot of molds.
Hurry up!
Oh, I said too much.
He is always calm and passionate.
Wow!
What is it?
Are you kidding me?
What is it?
Food.
It's not food.
There is only one cup noodle.
Is there such a thing in the freezer?
I want to eat it.
There is no hot water.
It's warm, but there is nothing in it.
Kettle.
What?
It's too hot.
It's good.
Isn't it good?
It's good.
Look!
There is no water in it.
Oh, no!
You will die before you die.
I was going to drink water from a make-up artist.
Do you have it?
I think I do.
I do.
Oh!
It's a little...
What is it?
There is something.
If you turn on the power...
Really?
There is a power supply, isn't it?
Then it will heat up.
Of course, there is a power supply where you can see it.
What kind of reaction will a man who spends his -10℃ world in summer clothes show to one cup noodle?
I think it will take only three minutes.
It's hot.
I think I will drink it again.
It's hot.
Let's heat it up for three minutes.
I see.
Let's heat it up like a circuit.
The water is warm.
I think I can do it with this.
Can you hold it?
What?
Can you hold it because it's cold?
First of all, you had water, so you have the right to eat it.
You have the right to eat it.
Then I will drink it first.
No problem.
Then I will drink it first.
It's warm.
It's hot.
It's warm.
It's a waste to blow on it.
Yes.
You should eat it quickly.
It's hot.
I'm scared of peeping.
It's hot.
It's like zero shading.
It's delicious.
He took it out of the gap in the cardboard box.
You don't have to tell me.
I'm really enjoying it.
What is it? Wait a minute.
You're trying to eat it after the idol ate it.
I don't recognize you as an idol. I'm sorry.
I don't recognize you as an idol.
I don't mind just hot water.
He says it's a good amount.
He finds another exit-like place.
In the end, he increases his irritation with a trick that doesn't open.
What did you do in the first place?
There are seven minutes left until rescue.
The last trick is that Edamame, Tsumami, drinks alcohol on his way to the island and falls into a deep sleep in a deserted world.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
It warms me up.
Are you sure you don't want it?
I don't want to live without it.
I drink it when I need it.
You're the type of person who drinks a lot.
I think it's the scariest thing for Edamame to pick up alcohol from you.
I don't want it.
You said you didn't want it.
I don't want it.
- Wake up, Mr. Edamame. - You should wake me up, Mr. Edamame.
- You should wake me up, Mr. Edamame.
This is bad. I can't sleep. I can't sleep.
- This is really bad. I'm serious. - My oxygen level is dropping.
- If you didn't need a jumper... - That's the worst!
- That's the only thing I'm looking at. - What do you think?
- I don't want you to sleep. I want you to have a jumper. - What's wrong with you?
- It's too early for you to be with a dead person. - Wake up, Mr. Edamame!
- I'm not going to sleep. - Wake up.
- I'm not going to sleep. - You're snoring!
- It's cold, isn't it?
- That's possible. - I'm not going to sleep.
- What? - What?
- No way. - I've never done that.
- Is that possible? - This is bad!
- You're serious? - This is bad.
- This is bad! - This is bad!
- No, no...
- You can sleep there. - Get up!
- You can sleep there. - What?
- I'm cold. - Why?
- It's muddy. - It's cold.
- It's cold.
- I'm freezing. - It's cold.
It's cold.
- Where do you want me to go? - It's cold.
- It's funny. - It's cold.
- It's cold.
- Why is it like this? - It's cold.
- Why do you do this to me? - You're still alive.
- You can walk around. - You're still alive.
- Why me? I'm not dead.
- It's cold. - It's scary.
- It's too cold.
It's scary.
- It's going down. - It's true.
- It's going down. - It might be weak.
- It's 40 minutes. - It's burning.
- It's amazing. - Yes.
30 minutes have passed.
Let me tell you a joke.
It's not okay. Everyone is dead.
Everyone is dead.
That cute?
What? What? Where is it?
The second floor?
It's there!
It's like...
30 seconds?
He's looking at me.
Wow.
Oh, it was only one second!
It's too short!
I don't like Oswald.
After this, Travis Japan's "Sakurazaka 46" will appear!
Karaoke Lyrics Assessment Quiz with an atmosphere that you absolutely can't win.
Even though they are super famous lyrics, if the person who wrote "absolutely wrong" answers within 30 seconds...
This time, too, the person in charge, Max and Rina will challenge the lyrics assessment quiz.
The first target is...
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Travis Japan's Taito Matsukura.
Matsukura-kun.
To him, who is actually the most worried member, Rina will show her "absolutely can't win" atmosphere.
When did you become good at it?
Hey!
Do you know the song we're singing today?
I told you in the beginning, didn't I?
If you don't know what song we're singing...
I don't have that kind of idea.
Not at all.
Hey, you know...
There's someone wearing the director's glasses, right?
Can you call him for me?
Can you hear me?
It's white!
What are you going to do when you get better at this?
Rina's performance starts when she's exhausted.
She's watching it right in front of her.
Matsukura-san, how do you feel?
I'm really nervous.
I'm really nervous, but I've been carrying Travis Japan on my back,
so I hope I can do everything I can.
Would you like me to carry you on my back?
Of course!
You're not the only one!
First, Rina and Yui will try to guess the lyrics of "Cherry".
And so...
This is bad.
The correct answer is...
I fell in love (koishitanda)
So far, Yui's been cute.
She looks like she got it wrong.
Matsukura-san, please!
She definitely wanted "koishitanda".
She's looking behind her.
This is the worst.
This is really the worst.
How will Matsukura-san react to "I'm definitely going to make a mistake"?
Maybe she got "koishitanda" wrong.
Maybe.
It has nothing to do with "koishitanda".
It has nothing to do with "justice (seigi)".
Is this wrong?
You got it wrong.
"Never make a mistake and complete"?
Where did you get it wrong?
She's not hiding it anymore.
Matsukura-san, you're the best!
You got it wrong.
You're trying to get the melody wrong, too.
I'm not trying to get it wrong.
There's no way!
You got it wrong!
There's no way!
There's no way you got it wrong!
You sang this far?
There's no way!
Samba, me.
Samba festival, hey Washington!
Here's a spoiler.
It's a prank.
A prank?
Ta-da!
Are you serious?!
I was so scared!
I didn't know this would happen.
It's my first time here.
The next target is...
Sakurazaka46, Reiko Ozono.
I don't want to be on this show.
I'm sorry.
I want to go home right now.
I don't want to see an adult like you.
First, Rina tries.
No, no, no, I don't want to be seen.
There's no way you got it wrong.
There's no way you got it wrong!
She sang it because she wanted to say it.
Can you do it one more time?
Too much Rina pressure and she wants her to do it right away.
You're sitting down.
It's scary.
Thank you.
What will Ozono do if she gets it wrong?
You look like you're sitting down.
There's a possibility you got it wrong.
Maybe it wasn't me.
We didn't have time for each other.
We always fought when we realized it.
I'm sorry.
If we meet somewhere...
I'm sorry.
I'm a little blind.
I'm sure it's the wrong place.
I'm going crazy.
This is Rina's favorite song.
Is it okay to make a mistake?
I'm sure it's the wrong place.
Will my friends laugh at me if I make a mistake?
I'm sorry.
I'm a little blind.
I'm sorry.
Here's a spoiler.
It's a prank.
I'm sorry.
Is it all at first?
I'm sorry.
I'm glad.
I've never been in a world like this before.
I didn't know it was an entertainment show.
I'm sorry.
Finally, the jungle pocket.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little blind.
I'm sure it's the wrong place.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure there's no mistake.
What do you say?
I'm looking forward to what you say.
There's no mistake.
That's not possible.
Why is the rank going down?
What did you say to Otakeshi?
Let's be relatives.
The correct answer is...
family.
Family!
I'm sorry.
Isn't it unfair?
It's not like that.
You made a mistake on purpose, didn't you?
That's right.
That's right, isn't it?
What should you have done?
I thought you were that kind of person.
You're in a bad mood and you're crazy.
I'm sorry.