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"Ozora no Marumaru Made Sanjuu Byou Desu"!
This show is based on the phrase "Marumaru Made Sanjuu Byou Desu",
and is a super-short prank show where we play various pranks.
- I see. - Yes.
It's like now, isn't it?
As a concept, it's a show where we only watch the most interesting parts of the show for 30 seconds.
I see.
Well, young people now only watch the short parts.
Since we do it in short shorts, we don't even need to talk about things like this.
- That's right. - That's right.
It's a show where you have to win no matter what.
If we find out that we're going to win just like this,
we'll have 30 seconds until the song ends.
We won't make it if it's only 30 seconds.
It's like we're starting to show our original energy.
- That's right. - We have no choice but to make a big mistake.
This time, we've prepared a fake show where professional singers and singers and celebrities will compete in karaoke.
Their first target is...
- Ah, it's a fake show. - Ah, it's a fake show.
Kin-chan eats a fake tomato.
I've told you many times!
What did you get this job for?
Kin-chan is here.
- If you don't win, there's no point in being on the show. - That's also a fake show.
That's also a fake show, but even when you watch this, you'll probably decide to talk about it on YouTube.
Ride on night, ride on night, ride on time
I feel like you're not singing seriously.
- It's a little off from karaoke. - That's right.
First of all, the score for Rina's song is...
- 96.768 points! - Ah, I see.
- If I sing this song, I'll be eliminated. - I see.
- If I sing this song, I won't be eliminated. - Next up is Kouhan and Kin-chan.
How will Kin-chan react to the fake show?
Look at Rina-san's face!
She hasn't noticed my face yet.
She's really good. She has a good voice.
She's like a comedian, but she's really good.
Don't look at Rina.
Let's go home. Let's go home now.
Her voice is so small!
It's so small!
You can't do it, Kin-san!
He's starting to arrange it.
He's starting to sing in a crazy way.
Let's go home. Let's go home now.
He's singing in a crazy way!
The score is...
93.824 points!
I'm frustrated!
I can't do this anymore!
The next target is...
R-1 champion and comedian, Shin-ichi.
Shin-chi is good at singing.
He's good.
He's good at singing.
If Shin-chi is on that show...
He'll be on the show.
He's like a dog on TV.
There it is.
The lyrics are wrong.
It sounds like it's not coming out of my mouth.
You're singing with hope.
That's impossible.
It doesn't collapse like that.
I can't stand it anymore.
You'll see it.
How many points did Shinichi get?
It doesn't matter.
93 points.
Knock out.
2 points.
That means...
Shinichi wins!
Yes!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
The next target is...
Travis Japan, Genta Matsuda.
Don't do it to Johnny's.
You're lying.
You came down from Shimura.
There's no doubt about it.
His energy is out of breath.
Everybody say!
He's lowering his voice with his non-existent "everybody say".
You're overdoing it.
So, what's the score?
94.452 points!
So, the winner is Rina! Congratulations!
As expected of Rina's singing ability, I used it as an example and studied it.
Looking at Rina's face, I think I'll sing "mike" here.
A running plan that is said to be caught somewhere.
30 seconds until winning 1 million yen while losing the timing of being caught.
By the way, what did you say about "hunter"?
I said "hunter".
If you say "hunter", it's over.
So, we prepared a fake plan that allows you to win 1 million yen within a week from heaven.
What?
Wait, I'll tell you later.
The stage is Tokyo and Itsumura in Chiba Prefecture, which is said to be a large residential area.
The first target is...
Inatataka46, Hirao Honoka.
What kind of reaction will Hirao-san get?
I want you to be caught somewhere.
I don't like it when you say it like that.
I understand.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
I was wondering if it was like that.
After drinking Yaochou, Hirao-san recorded a fake program and was caught.
What will Hirao-san do in the remaining 30 seconds?
It may be difficult for me to be caught on purpose.
What? There are only 5 minutes left.
This is bad, isn't it?
You have 30 seconds left.
But there is no one here.
There is no one here.
You don't have to be here.
Oh, I found you.
Tengu!
Why?
What?
Tengu!
What?
Tengu!
I don't know what you're saying.
What?
What's the point of understanding?
Are you going to fire me?
I'm not asking you to fire me.
Are you going to fire me?
You ran away at the end.
Can I use you?
No, you can't.
Are you going to fire me?
How are you going to broadcast this?
The next target is...
Hello.
Minamikawa.
That's right.
The situation is...
The escape plan that is said to be caught somewhere.
If Tengu falls in 30 seconds until he gets 1 million yen while losing the timing of catching him...
30 seconds until the end.
What?
Stand up.
Tengu!
I can't understand it unless it's such a distance.
Run slowly. Slowly.
I feel like I'm getting burned.
He's going there. He's going there.
He's going there.
I can't catch you.
Ouch!
You're lying!
At the same time.
Stop it!
It's too early for you to check Tengu's fall.
I can't catch you at all, Tengu.
Oh, I want to die!
Tengu!
Damn it!
This is funny.
Why did Hirao-san go to pick up Tengu?
By the way, is it over?
Tengu is over.
Is Tengu over?
Yes.
Oh, really?
Yes.
What?
Nothing.
When I was shooting with Mamatart's Otsuru Himan,
I was asked, "Hirao-san, have you ever been in a fight?"
Do you have any tips?
I had to run away from Tengu.
What?
I couldn't talk because I was so fat.
So it was over.
They were going to challenge it without seeing it at all.
Advertisement comment shooting of the movie.
30 seconds until the end.
Well, I've said the impression of a book I haven't read at all.
My soul has been shaken up.
I can't think of anything.
The first target is...
Hina Tataka, 46 years old.
Are you nervous?
I don't think I've done anything like this before.
Because you've just been introduced.
Wait a minute.
Did I tell you my name?
What?
Hitomi-san?
No, it's Chihiro-san.
What?
I may have made a mistake.
What?
Because of the manager's mistake, she was suddenly informed of her role in a fictional movie she had never seen before.
I'm Chihiro-san.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Are you coming soon?
I've decided to work individually, so thank you in advance.
Oh, my God!
To the recording studio where they will be recording,
there are...
Familiar with movie commentators, Tsukasa Kotobuki, movie lover entertainer Hayashida the mummy are placed as setters.
Well, everyone, please give us 30 seconds to introduce the movie.
As you can see, the order of comments is...
Can 16-year-old Sho Genji advertise?
Three, two...
The movie we are going to introduce is called "Hitomi-san".
It's a story about Hitomi-san, an old woman who lives in an old man's home.
At first, it's a pretty comical start.
I was wondering if it was an interesting comedy movie, but it turned out to be a big surprise.
The second half is also full of suspense.
What kind of person is Hitomi-san?
I'm so excited.
Speak more! Speak more!
I think you can enjoy it if you watch it.
Please watch it at the theater.
Wow, it comes in order.
The work that Tsukasa Kotobuki will introduce this time is "Hitomi-san".
There are many points of interest.
I was surprised when Hitomi-obaasan was attacked by walking dead-like zombies.
After that, Hitomi-san ran away.
Hitomi-san, you can't continue like this. You have to go to the gym.
I want you to pay attention to the way Hitomi-san jumps.
What should I say?
Let's start.
3, 2...
You can't say it? You won't lie?
The movie "Hitomi-san" is about Hitomi-san's first job.
If you think it's a comical movie, you'll find that the direction of the movie changes gradually.
It's very interesting and I love it.
Please watch it.
Isn't it wonderful?
I feel like I'm hungry on the way.
First of all, it's a little dirty.
The next target is...
Kazuma-san!
Kazuma Shiburu.
Why do you look like Kazuma?
Did you watch "Shinjuku Swan"?
Yes.
You look strange.
I'm hungry.
Kazuma will advertise "kabuki-cho blues".
As you can see in their comments,
Kazuma, who has 20 years of acting experience, will overcome this pinch.
This time, I recommend "kabuki-cho blues".
Nuremeku, speak slowly!
A tragic battle scene!
I won't miss it!
Viewers may say, "Isn't it a battle scene?"
Why do you say that?
I don't think it's a battle scene.
This is my personal opinion.
What do you think of it?
I'd like to talk about it.
Please watch it at the movie theater.
You can't talk about it because you're watching it!
The next target is...
Mr. Gaku, please come in.
"Dark Jessica", "dark".
"kabuki-cho blues" will be advertised.
As you can see in their comments,
Will it...
I'm coming in.
You look like you're about to cry.
"kabuki-cho blues" will be introduced this time.
This movie is full of action.
I'm a big fan of Hiroki Kanada.
I can't take my eyes off of it until the end.
I can't say anything.
How interesting is this movie?
I can't say anything.
He's cheating.
It's a lie!
It's my favorite movie.
It's a lie!
It's terrible.
It's a lie I've never seen before!
You look paler than usual.
In 30 seconds from the beginning of the match and ending of the match, if it becomes clear that the opponent is too pitiful...
The opponent will have one minute of arm-wrestling match.
In the last 30 seconds of the match, the announcer's commentary will tell you about the miserable situation of the opponent.
It's hard to lose.
Is it like getting injured?
It's like an old wound hurts.
The first target is...
Kimondi Maeda.
Now, the arm-wrestling match for one million yen is about to begin.
Who will lose?
It's started now!
Kimondi Maeda is in the lead.
It's impossible to lose here.
He's already passed the 10th floor.
This is a pretty fast pace.
Maeda! Look to the side!
Even if it's just a normal variety show, look to the side!
Anyway, he wants to show his sportsmanship.
His family is struggling with his father's debt and has decided to disband today.
He really is a poor man.
In order to rent a house...
It's so hot in here.
He regrets it.
You can do it!
Time's up!
Maeda wins third place!
Wow!
This guy is saying the exact opposite of Takagi.
The next target is...
Tom Brown.
Michio.
Arm-wrestling match...
Start!
Now, 60 seconds of fate have ended!
Michio is flying!
Michio's arm-wrestling technique, abs, and madness...
But what's more amazing is...
Hidemune, who's been fighting in a row...
Hidemune doesn't look like he has that much stamina.
I think it's pretty tough.
No, this is the last time I've seen Hidemune arm- wrestling.
Michio is leading!
Now, Hidemune, who is currently leading...
First of all, his father fell ill and his family's sushi restaurant closed down.
He wants to eat his favorite sushi again for various people.
With that in mind, he participated in this time.
No matter what it takes for his father, he wants to open a restaurant for one million yen again!
With that feeling in mind, he is participating in this time.
Oh, is it his mother?
His mother also came to support this competition!
The end!
I lost to you.
The next target is...
Thank you!
The president of Japan, Ketsu!
Start!
Now, the arm wrestling competition has begun!
Oh, as expected of a baseball experience!
Ketsu's speed is fast, fast!
Even against Hidemune, who is 14 years old, his speed is merciless!
Overwhelmingly, Ketsu is keeping the lead!
Now, we don't know the direction of the game anymore!
Now, Hidemune, who is currently leading...
But somehow...
But somehow, Hidemune...
His mother collapsed this morning!
He barely made it to the hospital!
Somehow, with today's prize money...
He wants to withdraw his hospitalization fee!
For his mother...
Ketsu! Ketsu!
Hidemune wants to withdraw one million yen!
Ketsu!
His mother and Hidemune...
It has nothing to do with it!
It really doesn't look like it's going around!
It has nothing to do with it!
Somehow, for his mother...
Hidemune, do your best!
Not at all!
It's painful, but I won't give up!
The end!
He's accelerating!
The end!
Ask me that!
No, honestly...
No...
Huh?
No, I thought you didn't know!
It's messed up!
No, I really didn't know!
It's messed up, this guy!
It's messed up!
The moment he enters the shower...
30 seconds until the water stops...
His target is...
You're sleeping here?!
Not in the store?!
His mother and Hidemune...
I didn't think you'd take it like that!
You look like you're naked!
I used to live with you...
I'm scared, I'm scared...
You're not naked!
I'm not naked!
No, you can't go over your head!
No, you can't!
You can't go over your head!
You can only go over your body!
I won't give up!
I won't give up at all!
The water will stop now!
Let's just go with the water!
He's using bubbles!
It's cold! It's cold!
And it's hard for a normal person to wash with those bubbles!
He's giving up! He's giving up!
It's weird! It's weird!
It's all over the place!
He's saving it from the shower so it doesn't touch the shower!
I'm so tired!
I wish I could wash only my armpits and buttocks.
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If you have to shoot a magazine, train, and do all the poses you have prepared in 30 seconds until the end of the magazine shooting...
So, we called out the target for the fake magazine shooting.
First of all...
Oh, it's Guts.
Nice to meet you.
Yui Sakurai.
It's Sakurai.
Her representative song has been played 700 million times on TikTok and is still playing as a model among idol group Froot's Zipper members.
Will Sakurai be able to cope with the sudden pose without time?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, please.
Yes, yes, yes.
Here you go.
I'll give you about 30 seconds now.
There are some themes.
First of all, it's cute. It's cute.
Like this, you'll get a lot of things.
What are you talking about?
I'm sure you can do it.
This is not a big deal.
She is a professional.
There are only a few moves left.
But she is...
She is such a good girl.
She is doing everything.
The next target is...
Travis Japan's Kaito Nakamura.
Can you do it in 30 seconds?
He is like a bear.
Next is Tamori.
Michael Jackson, please.
She doesn't have many moves.
Michael Jackson, right?
Now, isn't it?
She looks like "Now, isn't it?"
You don't know it, do you?
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