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Kansai is close to the actors for the audition.
And Matsumura will announce the costume Yoshimoto Zaka 46.
I have an idea of the position.
From 6,000 Yoshimoto actors, Noizaka and Heyakizaka will be chosen for the 3rd series.
All the records until Yoshimoto Zaka 46 is sold.
This is the 4th episode. We have a close interview with a Kansai comedian.
You are from Kansai, right?
Yes, I'm from Osaka.
What about Kansai when you are an idol?
Do you use Kansai dialect?
Yes, I do.
Did you learn Kansai dialect by yourself?
Yes, I did.
My staff told me not to fix Kansai dialect at all.
But I think it's better to learn Kansai dialect as a standard language to do narration and voice acting.
So I'm trying hard to learn Kansai dialect.
When Kansai people speak, it becomes Kansai dialect.
That's right.
Did you practice smiling?
No, I didn't.
But I did practice taking selfies.
I practiced taking selfies, and I had to send them to my manager.
For today's selfie.
Oh, really?
You had to check?
Yeah, I had to ask him to send me a different angle.
Oh, I see.
So, you have a lot of killer poses, don't you?
Yes, I do. I have a lot of different poses and techniques.
What kind of techniques?
Well, you can expect Yoshimoto-Saka-san to do this.
You know, there is a one-shot gag, right?
I have a cute idol version of that.
Oh, I see.
For example, Matsumura-san has a side-apple punch.
Wait a second.
Mr. Matsumura-san, you are making me feel bad.
It's just common sense.
Common sense? Side-apple punch?
Why did you tell me that in the first place?
I didn't know that.
You didn't know that?
Why did you tell me about the side-apple punch?
I thought people all over the world knew about it.
That's too bad. I didn't know about it.
Why did you tell me about the side-apple punch?
Well, here we go.
Side-apple punch.
Is this okay?
It's 100.
It's a full-body...
Full-body...
Side-apple punch.
When you say hello on the stage, do you do this?
Some people do this.
In my case,
my fans say,
Side-apple punch.
When you say hello,
it's not your catchphrase.
What kind of catchphrase is it?
I'll play now.
Sayu-Rin, Sayu-Rin, Sayu-Rin-Rin, Sayu-Rin, Sayu- Rin- Sayu-Ringou.
Sweet Apple with lots of syrup.
Everyone, how was the presentation?
Did you come up with this idea by yourself?
Yes, I did.
That's why it's called Sweet Apple with lots of syrup.
To be honest, I haven't seen this in a long time.
That's right.
This is amazing.
I've only done this for the first time in five years.
Excuse me, what are you two talking about?
This is valuable.
I've only done this for the first time in five years.
You did it perfectly.
I'm embarrassed.
What kind of Kansai comedians will we meet today?
Please take a look.
Here in Osaka.
There are comedians who aim for Yoshimoto Zaka 46.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Tsu-ne.
Nice to meet you.
Are you originally from 2007?
Yes, I am.
Have you changed?
Yes, I have.
My fortune-teller told me that I have a very bad self- awareness of 2700 yen.
You have a very bad self- awareness even though it's a number.
I was told that I wouldn't be able to sell for 50 years.
Speaking of 2700 yen...
Certainly, if I was a little younger, I would have become an idol.
In 2011, he made a break with this story.
However, his popularity gradually decreased.
The left slope practice is again...
Believing his words, he changed his name from 2700 to Zatsune Hacchan.
That's why I really want to be like them.
When I watch TV,
there are people who were on TV with me when I was climbing the hill.
I watch it on TV and laugh,
but when I see them laughing, it makes me sad.
The children themselves are very happy to see me acting.
They are very happy to see me on TV.
I want to support them as much as I can.
In order to support their family,
they have to earn money.
However, their income is decreasing.
So, they started something new.
Recently, I started a real estate company.
There are 7 real estate companies and 3 comedians.
He is running a real estate company.
As an employee.
Now, I'm in the 4th week.
I work from morning to night.
He is proud of himself.
He started his business in January this year.
A real estate company, THE CHINTAI.
Everyone is doing their job.
Tsunemichi is introducing all of his properties in Kanto.
He spends most of his time on this job.
It's 90% of my work.
That's how it is.
I have more opportunities to appear on TV.
I can perform in various places.
You like performing, don't you?
I have nothing to look forward to.
Next, the staff of the program went to see him.
There are two types of people.
Excuse me.
Who is it?
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
This man is the eldest son of Kiyoshi Nishikawa, Tadashi Nishikawa.
Do you really want to be an idol?
He is an actor who is active in Yoshimoto's new drama.
Of course, it's a new drama.
He is the prince of the Kansai comedy club.
That's right.
Today, you don't have to order a drink.
It's okay. I'll drink alone.
He is a very good person.
I'd like a coffee, please.
He is a good person.
He pays attention to people like his father.
He doesn't seem to do anything bad.
He can't do it.
What is the rule?
He can't do it.
I've been in the same class since I was in middle school and high school.
After the school festival, we had a bowling tournament.
He said it himself.
When the school festival was over, I told everyone to go home.
I told everyone to eat curry and go home.
Everyone ate curry and went home.
I have an appointment with my teacher, but I can't go in because I stand in front of the curry shop alone.
When I called home, my father just came out.
I told him what I had done so far.
My father understood.
I'll take responsibility for the rest, so eat curry and go home.
Simply put, my father is serious.
But even if I say I'm serious, I've been cheating and doing all sorts of things.
But I'm still being told I'm serious.
But what's so serious about it?
It's that I've been working hard all my life.
But if you collect all this stuff...
I'm alive.
More than anything else, I'm alive.
The job I chose is to work hard all my life.
I pour out my passion and sweat.
I don't shake my armpits.
Even if I'm told I'm working too hard, I still look like I'm working hard.
If there's one thing I can do for that person, it's to take it seriously.
Tadashi, who grew up watching his father's back, made his debut as an actor.
After that, at the age of 41, he joined the Yoshimoto Shinkigeki.
Currently, he has established the unique style of being serious and hardworking.
That hardworking figure is the figure of his father, whom he has always admired.
Is there such a person?
He wants to audition for Yoshimotozaka46. He is going to take the audition of Yoshimoto Zaka 46.
I love singing and dancing. I like both singing and dancing.
I learned jazz dance outside when I was in junior high school. I learned jazz dance when I was in junior high school.
For example, if you were asked to sing in an audition, what song would you sing?
Annie, tomorrow, that's right, tomorrow is something that only cute little girls sing. No, that's what a little cute girl would sing.
You may think so, but at the age of 50, I will be able to challenge Yoshimotozaka48, and I think it will be very similar to the future tomorrow. I think that's what it means to be 50 years old and be challenged by Yoshimotozaka 48.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow, see you tomorrow.
Set...
I did it.
Yeah.
Well...
So that was Takahashi-san.
You're ready to take the audition.
But can you do it in Kiyoshi-san or Kiyoshi-fam?
Can you do it in Kiyoshi-zaka?
Of course.
You can do it in Kiyoshi-zaka.
We'll do it here.
It feels great,
but it's already completed.
I see.
I don't think the story is very interesting.
Thank you!
I'm really happy that you said that.
It's really funny.
Yes, yes, yes.
But he was really serious.
Now, Tsunehacchan.
This is Tsuneh.
In particular, Tsuneh has an idol-like way of selling.
He was wearing a little old idol costume.
There are good and bad things about being an idol.
What are the good things?
The good thing is that he is very handsome and has a good rhythm.
He has all the basic data that an idol needs.
Oh, I have one more thing to say.
Tsuneh, you look like you're getting a plastic surgery before selling.
That's right.
The bad boy is completely following me around.
No, it's not a suspicion, it's a plastic surgery.
He's already admitted the worst suspicion of an idol before he even got in.
How is it? It feels refreshing.
But if Tsuneh passes Yoshimoto-zaka, I thought he would be on good terms with Higashino-san.
Why do I always get in?
But Tsuneh is good, isn't he?
He's really good. I've already come up with a plan for my position.
What kind of person is Tsuneh?
The center is from Okinawa.
The first one is from Okinawa.
There are a few people here.
The side is Tsuneh-san and Higashino-san.
This is me on the side and Tsuneh is on the other side.
This is the front of me.
Where is Kanada-san from last week?
Kanada-san is on the back of the center.
The second row is Kanada-san.
Is Kanada-san on the back of Okinawa?
The visual is important.
I want people from Okinawa to pay attention to Kanada-san.
I see.
How about Kawashima-san?
He's on the third row.
He's a cute character on the back.
But he's loved by everyone.
That's also important.
Everyone is good at variety shows.
He's loved by everyone.
I think he needs a few people who are good at his character, but there's a possibility that it's Kawashima-san.
That's what I'm saying.
I see.
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Now, let's take a look at the other Kansai, Oogosho.
Oogosho?
He's very close to that person.
Who is it?
I have a bad feeling about this.
Please take a look.
This is your home.
Thank you for having me here.
I've been waiting for you.
Ms. Akie.
Ms. Akie Asaka.
Thank you for having me here.
Akie Asaka, the director of Yoshimoto Shinki-geki.
That's strange.
Her style of acting is
the same as that of Shinki-geki.
Akie Asaka, the director of Yoshimoto Shinki-geki.
When I entered Yoshimoto, I played the role of Madonna.
Really?
I really started playing the role of Madonna.
I want to show it to you.
That's right. When she made her debut in 1976, Akie played the role of Madonna.
With her beauty, she was chosen for a variety show nationwide.
At that time, she was extremely popular among young people of Shinki- geki.
Do you wear ugly makeup on purpose in Shinki-geki?
No, not at all.
I'm trying my best to make myself look beautiful.
You're Nohizaka's mother, right?
How old is your mother?
A little older than me.
I use a gold pack to pack my makeup.
I use 100 packs to pack my makeup.
How much is it?
It's small.
It looks expensive.
If you put a gold leaf in the wind, it might fly away.
It's sticky.
I'm 61 years old now, but I'm still growing.
This is a muscle training.
I can do it with just my lips.
Who's going to cheer for me?
The older you get, the heavier you become.
She's an old lady.
By training yourself, you can stop your weight loss.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Her husband is also a cartoonist.
I'm putting rose water in here.
She's doing a lot.
I'm putting rose water in here.
This is carbonated water, and it tightens my face.
I don't like the smell of rose water.
But when we meet in person, she doesn't come back right away. I'm doing my mother's job, so I call myself an idol
You paint it black, don't you?
Dancing with this song, my arms have the potential to ring
There's a lot of things coming out.
You don't need to know about the guidebook.
Is it okay to eat it and put it in your mouth?
That's right.
It's really okay.
This is an ingredient called Korai-Ninjin.
The idol is called Korai-Ninjin.
It's good to wash bad things directly.
It's good to wash vegetables.
Let me sing and dance.
Don't cut the leek.
The tonight's condiment is...
Can you see this?
It's meat.
What are you doing?
Are you happy with Tsukiyaki?
Yes, it's done.
Dad, come down.
Wait.
This is his husband, Mr. Sato of Double Young.
Yes, he's a good talker.
Let's make a toast.
Cheers!
Don't do that!
He's in charge of the Kansai comedy, Double Young's talk show.
And then...
I'm the famous Fu.
No, you're not.
I live here.
I don't live here.
I live here.
Today's guest is good.
You didn't eat yesterday.
It's the whale meat from yesterday.
It's Indonesian beef.
You didn't write it down.
That's too early.
You two can drink together.
Let's drink.
I've been talking since I was 4 years old.
I talk a lot.
You talk all the time.
I used to be an idol.
I don't die.
I was an idol for 50, 51, 52, 53 years.
Wait a minute. Who talks all the time?
This is the first time I've seen such a beautiful girl.
You don't know her, do you?
No, I don't.
If there is no problem at all, then...
There is no problem at all.
I expect you to pass.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I was so busy.
I was watching a comedy called Sukiyaki.
I'm sorry.
I hope that those people will listen to this audition and feel like they've gone back to the old days.
But I'm not going to let you pass.
I'm sorry. I'll take responsibility for this.
What do you mean by using a cutting board as a bamboo stick?
You can cut all the parts of the kitchen.
You've finished four times so far. Do you think you can do it?
Until last week, until the third time,
I thought everyone was full of humanity and I thought it was good,
but this week, like this,
I don't know what to do anymore.
That's right.
I feel like it's a bit stingy to give a big speech.
That's right. You say that a lot.
Please repeat this over and over again.
It's a pain in the ass to give a big speech.
Let's do it without a big speech.
For example, if you give a big speech later,
you won't have any complaints even if you go into someone else's house.
I'll complain. I'll complain.
You can do it after you hit someone else.
If you don't make a river properly,
I'm mainly a down hill entertainer.
I'm already saying that.
But I don't know.
If you look at the VTR, there are various thoughts like that,
so I just hope that Akimoto-san doesn't wear this.
I want to give it to Higashino-san, too.
No, there are a lot of them.
For example, about 15 or 20 years ago,
if 6 regular shows disappeared at once.
At once?
6 at once.
It's strange if 6 regular shows disappear at once.
I feel like the ones nearby are far away.
Everything feels monochrome.
It feels like it's really over.
The scenery.
There's no such thing, right?
No, there isn't.
So, in the sense that the girl who likes anime is darker before she enters Nogizaka.
That's right.
It's strange to say that it's downhill, but...
Right?
There's nothing after she enters Kowasaki, right?
That's right.
She'll come sooner or later.
Definitely.
Is it Nogizaka or Noborizaka?
That's not true.
It's not Noborizaka now, but it's definitely Kudan.
Everyone says this. I'm sorry to say that it's the same as one shot, but I always think that we are different, but everyone falls into the same hole all the time.
Eventually it will definitely happen. At that time, you will understand. At that time, what I was saying at the head office of Kabuki-cho was about this.
How does Akimoto judge this? That's right. I thought about Akimoto.
Akimoto-san, I think you have a theme park called Akimoto Land, right?
Yes.
There are a lot of popular attractions such as Nogizaka Mountain and Keyakizaka Mountain.
There is no haunted house.
I think that's the idea.
I see, I see.
The haunted house is a place where you can be scared by paying money.
I don't want to see scary things, so I don't want to pay money.
People who are watching this program for the 4th time are using this for 4 times in 30 minutes.
I think it's almost the same as paying money to see scary things.
Mr. Akimoto wants to make the only haunted house in this Akimoto Land.
To make Yoshimotozaka successful, I want to make it the only haunted house in Akimoto Land.
I think that's the only key to making Yoshimotozaka successful.
So, Furukawa-san thinks that way after watching the 4th episode.
I don't think the cast is enjoying the normal attractions.
I think the cast is like a haunted house.
Furukawa-san, you're starting to talk like a lizard.
When I watched the 4th episode, you were so kind.
It's a haunted house!
I want it to be a popular attraction.
It's a popular haunted house.
Is that so?
It's the best.
You're starting to talk like a lizard.
I want it to be a popular attraction.
I'm looking forward to it.
This program is...
This program was brought to you by SONY MUSIC.
Next time, we will announce the results of the document review.
By the way, Tamu-ken tweeted that he failed the test.
When I asked the staff, they said he didn't apply.
That's complicated.
He didn't apply on his own.
I thought he applied, but he didn't.
There are many things like that.
That's why I'm going to do it again. It's complicated.
I see.
There will be a lot of tests from now on.
I think a lot of things will come out.
Let me do it one more time.
Oh, and Mr. Ogoshi fell again.
No, no, no, let's stop. Let's stop with Mr. Ogoshi.
Let's think about that, too.
Let's take responsibility for each of them and do it.
There's a good news from Matsumura-san, right?
That's right. A new song, Synchronicity, will be released on April 25th.
Thank you very much. How many songs have you released so far?
This is the 20th song.
What kind of song is it this time?
This time, the song is very refreshing and has a sense of loss, but the lyrics are very sad.
It's a perfect song for the season when a lot of things start in spring.