AISubs v3.7
Who is the real emperor?
But isn't it obvious who you want to save?
It's only because we're friends.
Believe me.
Meow!
Is it a good cat?
Yay!
Too loose!
I love you!
I like you more and more.
I want to see you more and more.
Wow!
You're so handsome!
You're perfect!
I love you all.
Thank you for taking care of me.
What?
It's like a show about love.
Good evening, everyone.
I'm your host, Chiharu Saito.
I'm your host, Matsumura Seiri.
I was shaking so much and I was like, "Am I really okay?"
You were shaking so much and I was like, "Am I really okay?"
The Chi-chan we know is Chi-chan.
But from the public's point of view, you're Saito Chihara.
You're right.
You talk like this.
No way!
Saito-san, you talk like this.
And this is in the script.
Everyone's getting older, but do you have a sense of hygiene?
I'm scared!
I'm dead.
Everyone's getting older, but do you have a sense of hygiene?
I'm 27 years old!
I'm so scared!
What? What? Middle school?
Middle school. I joined when I was 14 years old.
I'm so scared!
I've known you since you were wearing your school uniform!
You're right!
I'm so scared!
Is it OK like this?
Was it this long?
It's OK!
It's a serious dressing room, though!
It's like an OL lunch!
I'm so scared!
So, tonight's topic is...
"Ikebo & Ikeoji are getting together" drama.
The final episode will be aired at 9 p.m. on March 14th.
It's a great gift!
Ikebo & Ikeoji...
How about you, Matsu?
I love you!
It's been two years since I graduated.
This is what I've become in two years.
You're right!
You've improved a lot!
Yes, I feel like I've accelerated.
No, you haven't.
You've been like this for a long time.
What kind of Ikeoji do you like?
I like them as much as they're withered.
As much as they're withered?
I like white hair.
I like white hair a lot.
I like grayish hair.
I love it!
By the way, as a love target, are you old enough or not?
Not at all.
How old do you think you are?
I think I'm older than my parents.
I think you're right.
Are you older than your parents?
I don't think I'm older than my parents.
Even 70 years old?
I visit the hospital every day.
There is a high possibility of leaving first, isn't it?
Don't you feel lonely?
Lonely...
You leave first, don't you?
I like myself for thinking about it all the time.
So, even if you are asked to remarry after that, you won't do it?
I won't do it.
Is it okay for me to talk like this?
By the way, I hated it so much.
So, this time, we asked the two female creators to cut out the charm of "Great Gift" and "Ikiozu".
Female point of view.
Yes, it's a female point of view.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Let's...
Cut it out!
First of all, it is Ms. M's work, which is the first post to be cut out.
"Enemy and Allies".
It's delicious.
No, it's not possible.
Impossible?
Wife...
Please help me!
It has nothing to do with the title.
I'm a doctor.
It's my job to save patients.
Let's protect this hospital together.
I'm glad, Dr. Fujimaki.
I'll do my best to meet your expectations.
I'm working for permission now.
Believe me...
You and I will save lives.
If you're in trouble, talk to me.
Because you're my only friend.
Friend...
Kotoha's words are the only thing that matter.
Someone was killed with my savings.
What should I do?
I'll ask you for more gifts in the future.
Isn't it the gift you raised?!
Aren't you involved in the preservation of poison?
Hehehe...
Do you rely on me?
Are you talking about killing someone?
Don't you ever try to hide it from me again.
Help me!
Excuse me.
Who is the real emperor?
Enemy and Allies
Wow!
Interesting!
Amazing!
This is the "saving lives" point that you've been paying attention to.
It's not only for young men, but also for women who have experienced it from their life experience.
Rich facial expressions, sexy gestures, cuteness, relaxed atmosphere,
adult tolerance, strong eyes with faith, and so on.
It's the part that makes women feel nervous.
And above all, it's the part that draws attention to your cool voice.
If you think it's interesting, give me a red envelope. If you don't like it, give me a blue envelope.
Here we go.
One, two...
Ta-dah!
Congratulations!
M-san, you've been selected!
Thank you!
Ikeoji and Ikebu were amazing!
I want to listen to them carefully with my earphones.
That's right!
You made a direct reaction in your ears.
I know who it is.
Who is the worst person?
This is the highlight of the drama.
That's right.
Women like bad men, too.
That's right!
Bad men attract us.
What is it?
I know it's not good.
I know it's good to know bad things.
Why?
Do you have a fetish?
What is it?
It's not a grin.
I have a lot of them, but I'm embarrassed to say it.
What is it?
I'm curious.
I'm really curious.
Do you want me to put "p" in it?
Yes, I want you to put "p" in it.
Please put "p" in it.
Really?
What is your fetish?
I don't know. It's a sad face fetish.
It's not embarrassing at all.
What is sad face?
I love Sorimachi's face when she is being blamed.
Is that it?
That's it.
This is really good.
I suddenly said "Please put "p" in it," and I talked a lot.
I don't need "p" in it.
This is not a sad face of a weak person.
This is a sad face of a person who is working hard every day because of proper social positions, not a sad face of a weak person.
I see. That's why you like living things.
Maybe.
I see.
If you don't work hard, you won't have a sad face.
Chii-chan, do you have a fetish?
Fetish...
I'll say something very common.
Go ahead.
Lowering the height of my suit.
That's so cliché!
I'm sorry.
I don't think there are many people like that around us.
Not at all.
Not even around me.
There aren't many people wearing suits in our company.
It seems like there are many people wearing suits.
But there aren't many people who can lower their height.
When I saw it, it was too much.
I was like, "Whoa!"
My hands were shaking.
I see.
I think you have a good physique.
I haven't thought about it at all.
Oh, no!
You say whatever you want.
I'm sorry, Ms. Terakawa.
On the other hand, is there anyone who can't do it?
Is there anyone who can't do it?
I see.
I have one.
What is it?
When you watch a movie at a movie theater, you might be curious about their attitude.
What do you mean?
I go to a movie theater alone.
So, there are only people I don't know.
Depending on people...
Some people say, "Why don't you eat popcorn at this timing?"
I know. There are people like that.
Yes, there are.
There are people who can't use honorifics to the staff.
For example, "Can you give me the same one?"
Can you give me the same one?
Even though you can say that, people who say "the same one" are not good at using honorifics.
When I think about it, I'm curious about it.
You're curious about it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'll be polite.
Please.
One beer, please.
Please.
That's your attitude.
I think everyone likes it.
Thank you for taking care of me.
Let's take a look at the second video.
This is also a work of Koteri-san, who was the first to post it.
"Smile in the Swamp" with "Murder".
My wife...
Please help me!
I'm a doctor, so it's my job to save patients.
I'll always be here for you.
Something's moving.
Salary? Murderer's salary?
It's a tremendous power that you can stop breathing in less than a minute with just one sip.
It's a great gift from God.
Detective Tsukiyoshi of the Metropolitan Police Department.
You want me to help you, don't you?
Are you going to take your wife hostage and bring her back?
Mr. Fujima, you and I will save lives.
Don't tell me...
Mr. Omizumi!
I'm going up.
Who is the real emperor?
Wow!
Good!
That was amazing!
The "Ikeoji" point that Ms. Pottery paid attention to is its dark charm.
It's an "ikeoji" that's not just cool but also sweet and sour.
It's an "ikeoji" that draws you in with its deep acting and worldview.
If you think it's cool, let's go with "red", "sweet", or "blue".
One, two...
"Blue"!
Oh!
It's a "stay".
It's a "shokaku narado".
What?
It's a "stay".
What a shame!
I'm sorry.
Not at all.
Why did you say it's a "stay"?
I thought there weren't many characters.
Oh, you're right.
It's a "muriyama san".
You're right.
It's a "muriyama san".
Yes, it is.
But...
It's a "muriyama san".
But it's true.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I misunderstood!
That's what it was like.
She had a bad look on her face.
I realized that I like this drama.
Hasn't Surimachi-san been making that face all the time?
That's right!
And her hair is a little white.
Is that so?
You like it!
That's right! Around here...
Maybe it was Surimachi-san...
But we'll make it in time.
It's almost the last episode.
Until then, please stay on the terrace.
I'll watch all of it.
All of it.
By the way, are there any other celebrities who are cool or crazy?
Oideas' Oda-san.
Eh! Oda-san?
Is he popular?
We co-starred with him for the first time on a location program.
We were walking around the city and suddenly...
WHY?!
Ah! His voice is loud!
I thought it was amazing.
That's why I like him so much.
He's a professional at his job.
I thought he was a professional.
That's right.
He's like "zero hundred amazing."
He's usually like "zero."
You know, when you're on location and you're waiting for someone...
Even though everyone is there, Oda-san is definitely in the corner...
And he's looking towards the wall.
That's right! You can't imagine it on TV!
It's like a gap.
That's right. It's amazing.
He's epic.
Is Mr. Banana Man a "Ikeoji"?
"Ikeoji"!
He's a perfect "Ikeoji"!
He's perfect!
He's a perfect "Ikeoji"!
He's relaxed and kind and warm...
But sometimes he's a little mean.
That's what makes him "Ikeoji".
I know.
And he's not forgetting his innocence.
That's right! He's got a child's heart!
That's amazing!
Thank you for taking care of me so much.
I'm so grateful for working with you, Mr. Banana Man.
Isn't it too much of a show about love?
Is it over?
It's over!
How was your day?
It was fun, but I'm a little nervous.
I know!
I feel like I'm talking in a school classroom.
I feel like I'm in a school classroom.
The director of this show said "Shit!" while editing.
He said something serious.
I'm worried if he'll say it again.
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Mr. Banana Man?
Thank you for having me.
Let's meet again in the deep time.
Bye-bye!