AISubs v3.4
It's started! "I like raw idols." In other words, raw idols!
I'm Tamura Mayu of Nogizaka 46, and I'll be your host.
Hi, I'm Yakumo Miyo, and I'd like you to call me "Mitchan."
That's the first time you've said it.
I added it up.
Everyone has a strong image of me as "Yakubo."
That's true.
So I'd like you to call me "Mitchan."
You've been calling me "Mitchan" since the beginning.
I've been saying it!
But you don't really pick up on it.
So I thought I'd make an appeal here and there.
I think it's fine.
I'll add it up every time.
Add it up.
I'd like you to call me "Mitchan."
I'm Yakumo Miyo.
So you can call me anything!
But you don't have to say it like that.
Everyone calls you "Mayutan."
What's the difference?
I don't know. Why?
"Mayutan" sounds like "maitan."
It's not "miyoji."
"Yakubo" comes first for me.
"Tamura" is not a rare "miyoji."
"Yakubo" is...
Yes, "yakubo" is...
It's not a common name.
But I'd like you to call me "Mitchan."
Please call me "Mitchan."
Nice to meet you.
So...
When do we sit?
When do we...
She said it.
Oh, really?
We still have a long way to go.
Hurry up and sit down!
Don't sit down!
Sorry, sorry.
Hurry up!
Sorry, sorry.
Last time, we did a three-hour special.
Do you remember?
It was a month ago.
Yes, yes.
It was a month ago.
We ate "unokempi" and "karaage."
I mean, we ate...
Yes, we ate.
At the time...
Before that, I was really...
Uncomfortable.
Yes, you're right.
I had to check my microphone.
Yes, yes, yes.
I couldn't help it.
You couldn't help it.
I couldn't help it.
You couldn't help it.
I ate "unokempi" and "karaage."
It was delicious.
I think everyone thought it couldn't be helped.
I think so, too.
And we ate a lot.
Did we eat a lot?
I'm curious.
Because we did it for three hours.
How did it go?
Did you have fun?
Right?
Only girls say that.
Yes, yes.
I couldn't help it.
See?
Couldn't help it.
See?
Couldn't help it.
Okay.
Today's microphone should be fine.
And only my microphone...
Only "mometon" is always out of order.
Yes, and...
"Namadol" from a month ago...
It was out of order before that, too.
Why is that?
I was standing in the dome.
I forgot about it!
Who were you talking about?
I was standing in the dome.
I was standing in the dome, too.
It's funny.
I like that story so much.
There are so many stories.
Really.
When I was giving a lecture today,
you were sitting in the back seat.
You?
You were talking about "nogizaka", weren't you?
Yes.
I heard about it.
But I didn't notice it.
I wonder why.
But...
Don't you think there are people in the same class?
I don't think so.
Well...
You know...
Did you say that?
I'm sure you were looking at me like that.
I was looking at you.
I thought you were doing something.
Surprisingly, there are people in my class.
There are!
I'm sorry.
I like you so much.
I'm glad.
Let's talk about it again.
By all means.
Anyway, we will give away this illustration we drew before the show.
It will be one of those who tweeted "#rawdol" after digging up the official Twitter account of "rawdol".
Yes!
Let's get started!
"I like live idols!" Start!
It's cheap, it's easy to wake up, you just have to look away and you'll lose sight of something very important, but even so, people dream and pray.
Now, let's welcome our guest for today, Super Exciting Advertisement-san!
With your heart, lock on! We are Super Exciting Advertisement-san!
Yes! Super Exciting Red-non-hito-chan, also known as Tokai-hitoka!
Yes! Super Exciting Green-non-hiorin, also known as Yoshikawa Hiori!
Thank you for having us!
Please have a seat!
Thank you!
Actually, even before we came in...
Yes, yes!
Even before we came in...
They did it for us!
Yes! I'm happy!
Well, from the beginning...
We were already done for!
Yes!
In any case, Super Exciting Advertisement-san is a member of Momoiro Clover Z, and is also a member of Stardust Promotions.
Their theme is "Exciting Love and Youth", and they are making everyone around the world excited!
Wow!
Thank you!
Cute! Exciting!
The first impression is already "cute"!
It's amazing!
It's already...
What is it?
The outfit is cute, too!
Yes!
It's cute!
Today, I wore a rabbit-chan outfit.
Rabbit-chan outfit!
Yes!
It's cute!
I want to wear it, too!
I like that kind of outfit!
My tail!
It's cute!
It's fluffy!
Right?
I really like the members' colors, too!
It's really cute!
I'm happy!
I'm honored!
It's cute!
It seems like you appeared twice in Mamadou.
Four or five years ago!
It's been a long time!
Do you remember that time?
Of course!
Eh?!
What kind of image is Mamadou like?
Last time, there was an image where I was a little further away,
so I'm really happy to be able to talk about it in this distance!
I'm glad!
This picture...
We released it before we became MCs...
That's right!
This is our first time!
That's right!
But...
Actually...
I...
Hiyori...
Did I say Hiyori?
Yes!
Hiyori and I...
On the radio show "Time-chan", which I regularly appear in...
We met!
That's right!
Last time, we met remotely and through the screen...
I'm really happy to be able to meet you through the screen and talk about you!
Of course!
Thank you very much!
I'm happy!
Last time, I met you remotely...
This time...
I met you in person!
But since then...
Not only your voice...
You're such an idol!
You're such a cute idol!
That's the image I had of you...
It's like...
You just came to me like that!
You're amazing!
You're such a cute idol!
I'm happy!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Oh! But...
What is it?
You said "Hiyori-chan is cute" a lot...
Cute!
You just came to me like that!
Usagi-chan's voice is like an idol from a 2D anime, isn't it?
It's amazing that this suits you.
We've seen a lot of you like this.
The costumes you see are cute.
The live set is also different from ours.
You're already a super idol.
Show! I like it!
It's cute, isn't it?
It's really cute.
And also...
There's a video from that time.
Do you want to see it?
I want to see it!
It's dangerous!
Please watch it!
Yay!
I'm excited, I'm excited, I'm excited!
It's Takimeki Advertisement Club! Please watch it!
Please watch it!
Please introduce yourselves!
I'm Matsumura-san and Nakagawa-san.
We're Takimeki Advertisement Club! Please watch us!
Please watch us!
Hito-chan!
Yes!
This is something you haven't shown yet.
Wait a minute!
I can't wait!
You've been chasing wild birds the other day.
You might be able to catch them.
I don't know if you can do it or not.
Wait!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Wait a minute!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
This is a new joke.
It's a monkey and George.
Here we go.
Hey, George!
It seems like George wanted to say something to the man in the yellow hat!
That's all!
This is crazy!
It's not over yet!
This is not the spirit of an idol!
This is amazing!
We used to be amazing!
I'm surprised myself!
Can you do it now?
Now?
2023 version!
I think you can do it cuter!
2023 version!
Can you do it?
What do you think?
It's cute!
I can't take it anymore!
It's cute!
I hope we can release it again in 5 years!
It would be even better!
I want to see it!
Monkey George!
The latest version!
Can you do it?
I want to see it!
Isn't it a chicken?
It is a chicken!
Huh?
2023 version!
With this...
Will it be okay?
Did it affect you?
It might have affected me!
I'll call you again!
Please call me again!
We evolved!
We became chicken George!
It's funny!
It's hard to say!
I think you evolved!
Thank you!
When we invite guests...
We choose nicknames for them!
Like Hiyorin!
Hiyorin!
If you have any nicknames you want us to call you...
Please tell us!
For fans...
Hitocchan!
Hiyorin!
We call you that!
Let's do it!
For opening...
Mitchan!
As a fan...
I can't look at you!
Once you feel like this...
You can't look at you!
When you work...
You can look at you!
But as a fan...
You can't!
That's not good!
What about you, Mayutan?
Mayutan!
Mayutan is fun!
Mayutan!
I'm happy!
Mayutan!
Please!
The song...
"Suki" "Cho" "Version" is...
Not only in Japan...
But also overseas!
The number of videos with "suki" is...
Over 200 million views!
It's really...
A song that's born at the right time!
I have this image of "suki"
You know it, don't you?
I know it, too!
I'm happy!
It's a cute song!
She's dancing!
She's happy!
It's a super cute song!
You like "suki" that much, don't you?
There's no song with "denko" in it!
It's easy to remember, and it's why it's so popular on TikTok.
I was told it was a song like this.
If you're asked to sing a song you like at a live show...
You'll be like, "Oh my god!"
I really want to sing that song, too!
You want to?
I want to say "I love you" to everyone.
To find out more about the hype, we released a new song "Love Iyaiyaki" this month.
Please check it out and tell us about the song!
This song is...
- You said "song" instead of "song". - Did I?
- You said "song" instead of "song". - I thought you said "song" instead of "song".
- You said "song" instead of "song". - I said "song" instead of "song".
- Sorry about that. - You're cute.
It's totally fine.
"Love Iyaiyaki" music video...
Is a song where you can see all of our "Iyaiya" faces.
Please pay attention to our "no" faces!
Let's watch "Love Iyaiyaki" music video!
Here we go!
"Love Iyaiyaki" music video...
Is a song where you can see all of our "Iyaiya" faces.
Let's watch "Love Iyaiyaki" music video!
Here we go!
Everytime I make a promise, you say "I don't want to see you, my beloved me"
Don't keep giving me excuses like "senior"
Do you really care about me?
I can't do it once a week, you're lacking and I can't do my best
I know you're busy, but I'm busy too
I have to give you love more than now, no, no, please love me more
I don't want to lie, no, no, be nicer to me than anyone else
If you don't call me often, no, no, if you don't hold my hand outside, no, no, if you don't celebrate my anniversary, no, no, I won't forgive you if you cheat on me!
Happy New Year!
Iya Iya!
Yes, Iya Iya pose!
You're cute!
I want to wear an outfit like this forever!
This song is cute, this outfit is cute!
It's the kind of feeling that I like so much!
By all means, I want to do the chorus together!
Is it okay?
The lecture...
Yes!
Then, please!
First, make a heart on top of your head.
You have to give me love all the time.
No, no, no.
Be more gentle with me.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
One more time.
Don't be so mean.
No, no, no.
If you understand me...
...you can't...
One more time! One more time!
I made a mistake! I made a mistake!
I'm sorry!
Be more gentle with me.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Where are you looking at? I won't forgive you.
Meow, meow, meow, meow for bad girls.
I don't like it if you don't give me love.
Answer me if you get it.
Wink!
Wink?
Wink!
Wink?
Wink for the chorus?
Is that so?
Answer me if you get it.
Wink!
I see.
Can you do it?
Can you do it one more time?
Can you do it a little faster?
Ah, of course!
I don't like it if you don't give me love.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Be more gentle with me.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
One more time with the heart.
Don't look away.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Just look at me.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Heart!
Where are you looking at?
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Don't look away.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Don't look at me with that ugly face.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I don't like it if you don't give me love.
Answer me if you get it.
Wink!
You can do it!
You're fast!
All right, then.
Shall we continue with the song?
Yes!
Let's go!
Music, start!
Start!
All I want is love.
Always and whenever.
You can do it!
Please love me more.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Don't look away.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Just look at me.
Wink!
You can do it!
Answer me if you get it.
Wink!
You're cute!
You can do it!
It's perfect!
It's cute!
The voice is gentle and the song is catchy. It's a song I want everyone to dance to.
I want to dance too!
We have the song "Yogi Zaka" too.
I want to dance too!
I hope we can make a song like that.
That'd be fun.
It's so fun!
I'm happy!
We can dance together.
I love it!
I want to dance too!
That's cute.
That was perfect.
Don't dance at the station's platform.
Go home and dance.
But everyone...
Everyone seems to like winks.
I'm not good at winks.
Let's do a cute one.
I want to see it.
That's cute.
That's great.
That's cute.
Thank you.
I'm embarrassed.
The song you just listened to
is on Dowango TV.
Please download it.
Please.
We'll talk about it
based on the survey.
Yes.
You wrote a lot of things today.
Thank you.
Can I go first?
Sure.
Hito-chan, you're good at impersonating.
Along with high-speed winks,
can you eat umeboshi without making a sour face?
That's what you wrote.
It's pretty sour.
Even if you don't make a sour face,
your mouth...
can't help it.
That's true.
I want to see
how patient you are.
I think I can do it.
I think you have umeboshi ready.
I have it ready.
Thank you.
It's fun.
Thank you.
I've been watching you since you were young.
"That's amazing." "You're strong."
"It's my first time seeing you like that." "What?" "What?" "What?"
"I've never done that before." "It's my first time seeing you like that."
I see.
"Your eyes are in the music video." "That's right."
"They're in the video together." "I see."
"I thought I'd add you to my knowledge." "I see."
"It smells really sour." "It smells really sour."
"Are you okay?" "What should I do? I can't do it."
"May I?" "Yes, please."
"I'll eat it in one bite." "I'll eat it in one bite."
"That's easy." "I haven't eaten it yet, but it's sour."
"My throat is..." "Is it sour in taste?" "It's good."
"It's good." "Wow." "Wow."
"Does it have honey in it?" "No, it doesn't."
"It only has plum and salt." "It's not sweet."
"It's pickled plum." "Wow." "Wow."
"It's good." "You're good at eating."
"Wow." "It's a little..." "That's right."
"I'll eat it." "Yes."
"We also have pickled plum here." "Do you want to eat it?"
"Do you want to try it?" "Let's eat it." "Let's eat it."
"Let's eat it." "Let's see how much..."
"Let's see if you can tell how sour it is." "No, I can't."
"Let's see if you can tell how sour it is." "It's pretty big."
"It's pretty big." "Is it okay?"
"It's sour." "I'm better at eating than you are."
It's pretty sour, but it's not sweet.
"It smells great." "It's sweet, but it's not bad."
"Is it okay?" "It's already sour."
"It's already sour. I'll eat it." "Wow, it's big."
Let's eat it.
Sour.
It's pretty sour.
Are you okay?
Amazing!
Can I say this?
You have to say it.
Sour!
Wait.
Amazing!
It's about a hundred times sourer than I imagined.
Someone give me food.
I want white rice.
Amazing!
Are you okay?
Excuse me.
Amazing.
Amazing sour.
Can you leave?
Then I will...
Please.
Cute face.
Hello.
Sour.
Thank you.
Sour.
Sour and...
Are you okay?
I didn't think it would be this sour.
Amazing.
No, I'm serious.
Serious?
I thought it would be a little sweet, but it wasn't.
I thought you would have prepared something a little sweet, too.
When I put it in my mouth, I realized it was a serious one.
It was a serious one.
Amazing.
But I made it, so I'll put it in my specialty in the future.
I think you can put it in your specialty in the future.
Amazing.
I'll put it in my specialty in the future.
Amazing.
It was sour.
Delicious.
Really...
Delicious.
Even if you don't laugh, it's sour.
That's right.
That's amazing.
Amazing.
But when I ate the plums, I felt better.
Did you feel better?
I failed.
I'm glad.
Shall we move on to the next survey?
Yes!
This is from Hiyorin.
The charm of the group is that everyone's faces are cute.
The word 'okimeki' suits the group best in the world.
That's what she wrote.
I'm really envious of you.
Of what?
I want to say something like that, too.
Please say it!
The word 'okimeki' suits the group best in the world.
Even if I say it often, I'm living the opposite way.
What about you?
My eyes are dry.
My mouth is dry.
Even if you say the group's name,
you think you're right.
That's right.
You're doing your best to be cute.
"Cute" suits us, too.
Amazing!
I'm getting embarrassed.
No!
That's a good thing.
It's like an idol's mirror.
I want to cheer for people who think like me.
I want you to think like me.
It's really nice of you to say that.
We also want to be like you.
If you don't fit in with it, you won't be able to work hard.
I thought it was a good thing.
I wanted to say it.
I'm happy!
I'll say it a lot from now on, too.
Please say it!
At the same time,
Hito-chan also said about the charm of the group.
No matter what we do, we do our best.
No matter how many songs we sing in a row, we sing to the end.
We dance so hard that our bangs fall off.
We're all energetic, cute, and full of excitement.
It's amazing that you can say that about your own group.
It's because we love you.
You're all so good at singing and dancing.
You're so cute.
You're amazing.
You said you were good at singing in the comments earlier.
I'm happy.
I'll do my best.
What kind of effort do you make to sing well?
Voice training.
I find my own problems and tell my teacher what I want to do.
I'm going to practice it all the time.
It's something you can say only if you work hard.
It's so nice.
And I think this is only a super-exciting promotion.
At the end of the live show, there is a handshake time.
What is a handshake time?
Thank you so much.
After you did it, all the members on the stage, from head to toe, all over the audience.
From corner to corner, all the way to the back seat.
I hope it suits you.
It's so nice.
I'm happy no matter where I'm sitting.
Even if you can't see it well in a crowded seat, at the end of the handshake time, you'll be like, "Oh, I'm glad I did it."
I'm happy no matter where I'm sitting.
It's nice.
It'll be recorded.
It will be recorded.
It takes a lot of time.
That's right.
You can shake hands for about five minutes.
Maybe.
Wow!
I really want to shake hands more.
We have a lot of people, so we split up in half and shake hands.
We usually shake hands from the end of the stairs.
The last standing position is on the opposite side, so it's hard for me to shake hands at the end.
That's right.
It's always lonely.
But we'll do our best to go around during the live show.
That's right.
By the way of "If you have a project you want to do with the MC,"
Hiorin said "wink competition."
Wink competition?
That's right.
I think I've been doing winks lately.
I think a cute symbol is a wink.
The person I just met is very good at high-speed winks.
So I hope we can have a competition.
Not Hiorin of Osaka.
I'm not good at high-speed winks, but I hope we can have a wink competition.
Let's start with Nagisaka.
Why me?
I thought you'd do your best.
You should do it, too.
I've done it twice.
See?
Wait!
We have to do it.
Let's do it.
Of course.
I'm an idol.
Let me do it first.
Sure.
I'll go first.
Together?
Same screen.
I see.
You two compete against each other.
I'll decide who wins.
I hope you do a cute wink.
Cute?
High-speed.
High-speed?
Let's do it.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Oh, it's fast.
Speed?
Time's up!
It was pretty fast, wasn't it?
It's fast!
It wasn't what I thought it would be.
It was pretty fast.
"The world's fastest heartbeat" is the name of the group.
I see.
Well...
Speed was important.
Speed is important, too.
When I winked and looked at the screen next to me, it was really fast.
It was really fast.
I was surprised.
It was pretty fast, too.
From the second half of the song, I was like, "Oh, it's that song."
I switched to the fast song.
There are a lot of idols.
This is a bit of a problem, but...
I'd like to give victory to Fiori, who worked hard on her speed.
Yes!
I won!
Really?
Thank you very much.
Our spirits were different.
I agree.
Our spirits were different.
It's frustrating.
Both of you worked hard.
Next up is...
The second round.
The second round is Hito and Yakumo-chan.
Mio-chan and Mi-chan.
Mi-chan!
Mio-chan and Hito-chan.
I don't think I can win with speed.
I'll work hard somewhere else.
That's a good point.
Are you ready?
Ready...
Start!
Huh? She's not here.
She wasn't here for a bit.
Cute!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
What do you think? She's cute even though it's early.
Wow!
You're cute too.
Time's up!
Wow!
Were you watching?
She wasn't here for a bit at first.
At first, I was like...
Huh?
I was a little desperate.
I haven't seen Hito-chan yet.
Well...
Let's announce the winner first.
The winner is...
My heart is pounding...
Hito-chan!
Yay!
To be honest...
She's super cute and super early.
I lost!
I didn't watch either of them.
You didn't watch either of them.
I was a little frustrated that you weren't there at first.
Huh? I wasn't there but...
I was a little surprised.
I didn't watch either of them.
Her form, her handshake, and her wink...
She was clapping with both of her eyes.
She was super early.
I don't know how to wink anymore.
That was an all-hand.
It was an all-hand.
But both of you were cute.
You were cute too, Hito-chan.
Thank you, thank you.
You can't win like that.
This is also special.
This is the real one.
Oh, this is the real one!
Maybe.
Maybe you were a pro.
But you really did it.
You really did it.
I'm glad.
But Hito-chan, you said you were a pro.
I should be practicing too.
I've been practicing my wink since I became an idol.
Me too.
But I can't do it all the time.
How did you practice your wink?
With one eye open like this...
In front of the mirror...
For one or two minutes?
If you can do it like this...
Even in music videos...
Can you do it?
It's cute!
Believe me!
It's cute!
Can you open it like this?
But you can't open it at all!
I think you can or can't wink...
But even if you can, you can't wink in a cute or not cute way.
Right?
You can't wink in a cute way.
Can you not move your eyebrows?
My eyebrows are the same as yours...
It's dazzling!
No! Believe me!
It's really dazzling!
It's cute!
It has a taste!
I'm glad you said it has a taste!
Winking is difficult!
It's difficult!
I'll practice so I can wink in a cute way!
You can do it like you're doing it now!
You can do it someday!
I can do it too!
Really?
Didn't you do it at first?
That's right!
Did you practice?
Yes, I practiced!
What kind of practice did you do?
A lot of people told me to do it, so I was told to do it too much.
At the handshake event...
I think I got muscle!
Muscle!
Eye muscle training!
That's right!
It's eye muscle training!
It's been a while!
What's wrong with my muscles?
Maybe that's right!
I'll teach you!
Okay!
Maybe you can only do this right eye!
That's right! Muscle!
Muscle!
Muscle training!
Oh no!
Let's not do it!
It's cute!
Now we're going to start planning and getting to know each other, but first we're going to this corner!
Bomiyo's 10 bonus tickets!
Yay!
10!
We're looking forward to seeing Idol Otaku Bomiyo- kun participate in the special event!
Has the special event for "Open Line" already started this month?
Yes, we've been talking about it for a while now.
It's been a while since we talked about it like this.
I'm so happy!
I'm sure fans haven't been able to see us up close like this in a while.
I'm sure you were happy about it.
Hm? The mic...
The mic?
Is it okay?
It's the mic.
Is it okay?
Oh, you're right!
You were cuter when you spit it out!
What?!
No way!
You were so happy when you said it out loud.
I'm glad you could hear me.
I was surprised.
Without further ado, I'd like to call out our Bomiyo-kun.
Here I go!
Bomiyo-kun!
Huh? It's Bomiyo-kun!
Do you know me?
Yeah, I know you.
I've prepared something for you.
You've prepared something for me? Where did you come from today?
Today...
I came from Hito-chan's fluffiness.
Where? Which fluffiness?
Fluffiness?
I came from fluffiness.
Where did you come from?
She says it every time.
I can't go anywhere.
I'm sad.
I love fluffiness.
Fluffiness.
Since you came all the way here, do you want to try it?
Can I say it?
Of course!
Thank you!
There are ten of them.
I'm happy.
There are ten of them.
I know.
I can't go anywhere.
I'll take it off right away.
Will you do it?
Yes.
I'll do my best.
I can't decide!
But since I came from fluffiness, I guess I'll say Hito-chan.
Can I say Hito-chan?
I'll say Hito-chan first.
There are ten of them!
Hito-chan.
Hello!
It says "heart-pounding line" in my diary.
Would you say something that would make me heart pound?
Hey.
You like Hito-chan, don't you?
I do.
I like Hito-chan, too.
I like her, too!
What?
You like her, don't you?
Can I live in fluffiness?
Where do you want to live in fluffiness?
What?
Can I choose?
Toho.
The tail of the butt.
The tail of the butt?
Time's up!
The worst.
The worst place.
It's cute, but...
I want to live there.
It's dangerous.
I want to live there.
I want to live in fluffiness of the butt.
Kito-chan is so professional.
The tail of the butt is shaking.
She's a real idol.
I haven't seen a tail of the butt shaking like this for a long time.
I shouldn't have talked to you like this.
You're an idol.
The tail of the butt is shaking.
The tail of the butt is shaking too much.
I feel like an idol.
This time...
You treated me like an idol.
I couldn't look you in the eye.
I can't look you in the eye.
Next is...
Here we go.
I'm Hiyorin.
I'm Jumoi.
Hello.
Hi... Hiyorin.
Yes.
Can you imitate a childish child?
Let's do it.
I'm a baby.
Are you?
Let's be a baby together.
Let's be a baby.
I don't like it.
I don't like it, either.
Hiyorin.
I don't like it, either.
I hate you.
Um...
It's really...
You're the best!
You're so good!
You're so good at it!
I've been learning a little bit of impersonation lately.
I thought you knew it!
I thought you were Iaiyaki.
Wow!
No, I've always been a baby.
Babu-babu.
But I keep getting comments like...
Oh no, it might be hell.
It's time for hell.
No, it's not hell.
Sometimes it's a happy time, you know?
Sometimes it's hell.
It's heaven, everyone.
A baby in heaven.
It was baby heaven, but it's over now.
It was funny.
It was chaos.
Chaos.
It was funny.
Wow, it's funny.
Wow, I didn't know...
I didn't know Bomiyo would do this in this episode.
I didn't think anyone would do a baby with me.
I'm a character that says "I'm three years old."
I'm a character that says a lot of bad things.
I'm three years old.
I didn't know anyone would say that.
I'm honored to be able to do this.
I'll do it anytime.
Thank you!
It was fun, really.
It was fun.
It was really fun.
That's it for Bomiyo's 10 score points!
It was fun!
It was fun.
Next up is this project.
Live broadcast! "Iya Iya Ayu Eo"!
Our Maitan's special skill is that no matter what you say, you can say "burikko" starting with that word.
We would like our guests to try it and enjoy their cuteness.
Are you two confident in your burikko skills?
Can you make it?
I think we can make it this time.
It's like you're full of confidence.
It feels like there are three Maitans here.
I think you're hiding it.
I'm the only one who said it.
It's not just "burikko ayu eo" this time.
It's Tokisen's new song.
We would like you to sing "iya ia" version of it.
Something like "iya da" or "iya eo"
Something like that.
iya da
Can I sing "iya ia"?
Yes, we would like you to do it.
We would like Maitan to do it first.
Don't be nervous.
Please sing "iya ia" properly.
Maitan, here it is.
"tsu"?
"tsu".
"tsu"?
"tsu" first.
This is hard.
I'll do it.
Please do it.
un
Oh, I said "un".
What?
No way!
You said "un".
I thought you said "unari goe".
Recently...
I'm sure many of you have heard of it.
There is a radio that says "tsun tsun" a lot.
Really?
"tsun tsun" was popular?
Yes.
I was thinking about it too much.
I couldn't think of anything but "tsun tsun".
Let's do "tsun tsun" today.
tsun tsun
Let's change it.
tsun tsun
It's like a radio.
"simple is best".
It's simple.
"simple is best". It's simple.
"tsuman jaya". "tsuman jaya".
It's like that.
"tsumamitai".
It's like that.
The part you think is "tsuman jaya" is not "tsumamitai".
Where is it?
Either one.
Which one?
Which one is better?
It's decided.
Which one?
Who will win rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors.
I don't know the meaning.
I don't know.
I don't like it.
It was a good spirit.
But you somehow took it.
You took it.
You said you didn't like it.
You have to say it.
I don't like it.
You have to say it.
Don't forget it.
It's chaotic.
Are you going to jump?
I don't like it.
Please land.
It's important to be energetic.
It's important.
Let's move on.
This one.
"ne-a-ne".
It's "hito-chan-ne".
Please.
Can I say it?
Please.
"ne-e-hito-ka-no-koto-dake-zutto-mite-nai-to-ii- ya-da".
You're good.
You know Japanese.
I don't know Japanese.
You don't know Japanese.
Your eyes were simple.
You're good.
"kowakuma-nee".
You're smart.
You're cute.
This is a crime.
What do you mean?
- Right? - It's Hito-chan's turn.
- Oh, can you do it? - Please.
- Can I? - Yes, please.
Hey, you know, you can't just look at one thing all the time.
- Ah! - That's right!
- That's right!
- Because it has a Japanese meaning to it. - Right?
- It's a little Japanese here and there. - It's Japanese.
- It didn't go through. - Her eyes were simple.
Amazing! You were good.
- "I'm scared." - "I'm scared."
- "I'm good at this." - "I'm good at this."
- That was cute. - Is this a crime?
- What do you mean? - Is it a crime?
- I'm watching you. - Watch me!
- That was cute. - Thank you.
- That's all for "Iya Iya Aijinron"! - Thank you!
- What? - Oh my!
- What? What? Already? - Oh, it's past time.
- No way! - It's too early!
- We still have a lot of things to do! - It's too early!
- No way! - It's too fun!
- Why is that? - It's too early.
- It's too early.
- I'm surprised. - It's too early.
- With that said... - I'm sad.
- We still have a lot of things to talk about... - I'm sad.
- It's time for us to say goodbye. - We're leaving!
- We're leaving!
- Please let us know! - Yes!
- Yes! Ta-da! - Yes! Ta-da!
- "Love Iya Iya Aijinron" is on sale! - On sale!
- In the music video we just watched... - Yes!
"Love Iya Iya Aijinron"...
We have a lot of great songs for couples, too!
- Please listen! - Please listen!
Please listen to a lot of songs!
And also! Ta-da!
Super exciting promotion! Heart Rock'n'Hole Tour 2023!
This will start in Hyogo Prefecture on June 3rd!
Yes!
We're going to start!
We will!
We'll fly to 10 places around the country!
We'll fly!
Yes!
We'll fly to every corner of the country!
There are still places where tickets are on sale, so please check our SNS!
And also!
Ta-da!
Next year in 2024!
On January 27th and 28th!
At Yokohama Arena!
We'll have a two-day one-man show!
Yes!
Let's do it!
We sometimes do this, but if you have someone you like today, please set a schedule for next year!
We'll go now! January 27th and 28th!
If you don't come... No, no!
Thank you!
To prove that we're good friends, we'd like you to say something you like in your official profiles!
Can we do it? Can we?
I'm not confident...
I have a different image...
You don't?
A different image...
So you haven't done it yet?
What do we do?
I was about to say it!
What is it?
Should we decide one?
Yes!
Should we start with Hito-chan?
I'll do my best to find clues from the survey.
But you said you have a different image...
It could be something cute...
Like "guts", "seriousness"...
Or something scary...
What's scary?
Like your heart is calm...
That could be good!
What is it?
That's good!
That could be good!
I want to use my heart!
You want to use it?
Yay!
It could be scary...
Like you're putting pressure on it...
That's good!
I want you to put pressure on it...
With a scary face...
That's right!
With a broken face...
Like you said earlier...
It could be something cute...
Or something lovely like this...
Or words like...
Be quiet!
That's good!
We have to decide, right?
Yes!
Hito-chan...
Your favorite words?
My favorite words...
Words...
Do you have a hint?
Oh! Majine pen!
Majine pen!
It's like...
Yes, it's like life.
Yes, it is.
It's like...
Life...
Fulin... Fulin kaza.
I'm dying! I'm dying!
Isn't it fine? Fulin kaza?
Yes, it's fine.
Then...
Our prediction...
Hito-chan's favorite words are...
Fulin kaza!
Thank you very much.
Please give us the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Ta-dah!
Because I have a dream, my life shines bright!
Yes!
It's different, but it's definitely good!
It's sparkly!
As expected of you!
Your favorite words are...
Sparkly...
You can see it, right?
The sparkly aura...
Yes, I like sparkly things.
Your favorite words are different, but...
They're different.
Your way of thinking is different.
Then, next...
Next, I'd like to guess Hiyorin's.
Please guess it.
What is it, Hiyorin?
But today, Hiyorin is...
Really...
Somehow...
Interesting?
That's right!
I think she's someone who's interesting.
I'm happy!
So...
What could it be?
Something interesting?
There was a hint, but...
Something like "this kind of personality?"
Ah, personality!
Someone make me laugh
Should we go with this?
What is Hiyorin's favorite phrase?
Someone make me laugh
The correct answer is...
Be cheerful and energetic today, too!
You did it!
I think it's pretty close!
It's like you're cheerful all day.
That's right.
I could really feel it.
What is your favorite phrase?
Someone make me laugh
I think so, too.
I live like this every day.
It was really fun!
We had a lot of fun, too!
Thank you!
So...
Our guest for today is...
Super Exciting Advertising Department!
Thank you!
Where are you going?
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
Thank you!
Anyway, it's just the two of us now.
From now on, it's just the two of us talking.
Okay!
It was fun.
It was my second time, and it was really cheerful and I was really excited.
It was really fun.
It was fun.
Because there were a lot of gel-like things.
I wanted to do this.
The vibe challenge?
Yes, the vibe challenge.
Can I say something here?
There's a script for the vibe challenge here.
There is!
We made it this far.
It's going to be hard.
Thinking and preparing.
I wanted to do this.
It's sad.
It's a shame.
What else?
The "no, no" plan?
We had it, but we only had two plans.
It was too exciting.
What was so exciting?
There were a lot of things we wanted to talk about.
We realized we were pushing it.
We realized it.
Around 8 minutes, we thought we had to do the next one.
We thought about it.
Yes, we thought about it.
It was fun.
The wink was good too.
The wink was really good.
My memory is bad.
No, you remember it well.
It was written that it depends on the MC's skills.
Don't say sad things.
I think having fun is a good thing about Ramadan.
I don't think it's going to go as planned.
Maltan is dead.
What? The mic?
Which one?
Me?
Maltan is dead!
She came out at the end.
I don't like it!
That's how it is.
Is my voice not recorded? I'm talking a lot.
Can you hear me?
You sound like an ASMR person.
Everyone, look at me.
I said "Do you like me?" and everyone said "Yes, we like you."
You said it.
Thank you, everyone.
I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
I'm glad.
Doesn't it sound like the song I sang?
Today
Doesn't it sound like that song?
I did it.
"Chuki", right?
"Chuki", yes.
I sang "Chuki".
That's it.
Did you hear me?
I'm going to hang up now.
You're lying.
Wow.
Everyone, I like you, too.
I like you.
I'm glad.
At the end of the show, the mic broke again.
It's a common occurrence.
We have to say goodbye in about one minute.
Shall we say goodbye?
That's right.
This show will be re-edited and broadcasted on Kappa's Idol Special Channel PIG.
An off-shot has also been added, so please watch it.
I hope I don't break the mic next time.
It's because you're cursed.
It happens a lot lately.
Everyone, don't worry about it.
Just look at my cute face and enjoy it.
I'll do my best to make you enjoy it even if it doesn't make a sound.
Let's do it.
That's all for today.
Thank you, everyone.
Bye bye.
*sigh*
If one day I suddenly disappear from the world
Who will cry for me?
You must have thought about it too, right?
That's about the only meaning of my life
The days I couldn't understand
Even waking up was troublesome
I wanted to be a child
Where did my future and future self go astray?
I don't know, but it's reflected in the mirror
I gave up my dream that my future wouldn't come true again
Even something from that day
Everyone should have had it in the past
What I wanted to do when I grew up
Ah, dreams are something you see twice
Being young is easy to do and easy to wake up from
If you just look away
You'll lose something very important
Even so, people dream and pray
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But it's true that right now, I'm living like this.
I've been confused and confused over and over again, but...
I couldn't imagine myself ten years from now.
Even ten years ago, I couldn't see myself like I do now.
Everyone wakes up from their dream, but...
At the very least, let's see what happens next.
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