AISubs v3.4
- Oh! - Meow.
- Yay! Now... - Meow.
- Oh, right! The live idol skis will start now! - Meow.
- And now... - Yeah?
- We were playing with the face exchange app! - We were!
- Yay! - It was so fun! It was my first time.
- Right? - Yeah.
- I don't really show my forehead, you know? - Yeah.
- And when I exchanged with Seirin... - Yeah.
- It looked like we were showing our foreheads, and it was a little embarrassing. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Well, we'll do it later. - Yeah.
- If we can show it... - If we can... Ah, forget it. It's embarrassing.
- It's embarrassing, isn't it? - It's embarrassing, but...
- Yeah, but my eyes got really big. - Hahaha.
- I'm not really... I think my small eyes suit this... - Familiarity.
- I have a familiarity with it. - Yeah.
- So... - So...
- We'll do our best! - We'll do our best!
- Yes. - Yes.
- Okay. - Okay, it's started!
- "I like raw idols," in short... - Raw idols!
- I'm your host, Nogizaka 46's Matsumura Seirin and... - I'm also Nogizaka 46's Nakadaka Na.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Yay. - Yay.
- Talk! - This is my 38th time!
- Wow! - Wow!
- What?! - What do we do? - Talk!
- What do we talk about? - Let's talk about what's written here.
- The second album is out! - It's out!
- Yes. - Yay.
- How is it? Did you listen to it? - Yes.
- Thank you for your promise. - Thank you.
- I listened to it, too. - Thank you. How is it?
- To be honest, I thought you had your own way of singing. - I thought so, too.
- The three of you. - The three of you.
- It's your first time singing like this in midsummer. - It's not bad.
- It's better than I thought. - It's totally fine.
- Is it your first time singing solo? - I think so.
- Yes. - Yes, and...
- What are you laughing about? - No...
- It was terrible, wasn't it? Everyone was laughing from above. - It was terrible.
- We were laughing from above, too. - It was terrible.
- What was it? "Feeling of air" was it? - "Feeling of air".
- You sing it, don't you? - Yes, I do.
- How is it? What kind of song is it? - It's amazing.
- The name "Ariana Grande" is in the lyrics, - Yes.
- and it's emphasized a lot. - I see.
- It's like... - Yes.
- Well... - Yes.
- It's like... "by chance"? - Yes.
- I think it's like... "Johnny Depp"? - Yes, it's "Johnny Depp".
- It's like that, isn't it? - It's true!
- I'm sorry for you. - I think it's rare for a team like ours...
- to sing like that.
- I know, I know. - I know, it's like...
- It's like... - It's like...
- You noticed it well. - Yes.
- Yes, and "Reincarnation of Desire" is also... - Yes, yes.
- I sing it. - Yes, it's really cool.
- It's cool, isn't it? - Yes!
- What do you say in English? - I don't know what you say in English.
- The first... - "Ready to go, go, go..."
- Does it have a meaning? - It does, it does.
- It does, but I forgot what it was. - What was it?
- The lyrics... - What was it?
- Underneath the English lyrics... - What was it?
- you wrote down the meaning. - Wow, you're so kind!
- You wrote it down even though you don't sing at all. - Yes, yes, yes.
- So... I know what it is, but I forgot it. - Oh...
- I'll check it out. - What was it?
- Yes...
- Then, we'd like to start now.
- One, two... - Do you like live idols? Start!
Speaking of May's Golden Week, it's a special day!
What do you want to eat?
- Protein! - Protein!
Alright! Let's drink protein together every day!
- Poor thing... - Yes!
- That's Hime-chan. - Hime-chan.
- You did this, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
Then, we'd like to invite our first guest! Please come in!
- Please introduce yourself! - Yes!
- Yes! I'm Miyuchi Miyu, bassist of Merhengreen. - Yes! I'm Nanase Gumi, bassist of Sadistic Blue.
- Yes! I'm Shio Rinko, bassist of Koishuru Ringo and I'm Koishio Ringo!
- We are the idol world's biggest media! - We're not a band!
- Thank you for having us! - Thank you for having us!
- Please have a seat! - Thank you for having us!
- The band JANAIMON aka BAMMON has been active as a new drummer, Shizuki Misako.
- We formed the band in 2011 and as a mixed media of the idol world, our band and idol groups are composed of six people.
- So we're not a band, are we? - We're not a band!
- But you do play instruments and such, right? - That's right!
Basically, Misako plays the drums and sometimes I also play the bass.
I see.
Did you play bass before?
Yes, I did.
I used to form a band, but I don't play the bass anymore.
But you're not in a band, are you?
No, I'm not in a band.
And, Miyuchi-san, you used to be a dancer of Nikodou, right?
Yes, I am still dancing.
I see.
You used to be in a band and you were also a live broadcaster.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I'm so happy that you're here with us again.
Now, for those of you who haven't seen Naimon in a band for the first time,
we'd like you to watch a music video.
What kind of song is it?
It's like a major song.
It's our first major song since our debut this year,
so we'd like you to listen to a major song like "Kokushinhan".
All right.
Could you play the song for us?
Yes.
"Kiremonter" by Naimon, not in a band!
The first step of being born is
The first step is important, don't be afraid
No matter how many times, run out with a happy face
I have to go, I'm not a girl
I'm greedy for what I've done
Greed, sorry, I won't fix it
No matter how many times, I want to rewrite the future
I have to go, with my best friends
Let's become stars, I want to shine
Now is now
Come on, Monster Star, if you dance, you're a monster
Next to me is an invincible personality
Dreams sparkle, hearts sparkle
I wonder if it's delicious or not, of course it is!
It's decided, let's dance!
Today is Saturday, good bye!
Let's aim for everyone's chest!
Yatta yatta yutta yutta, I'm not afraid of you!
The meter in my dream is about to break!
We came down from the earth!
Today as well, GO AHEAD! GO AHEAD!
Until we get angry!
Even if we get angry, we won't stop!
"Genshin Zero" by Boku by!
In other words, "Genshin Zero" by Miso Cider!
We've received a questionnaire from you all, so we'd like to read it out for you!
Ah, ShioRingo-san!
Yes!
Is there a project you'd like to do with the two of you from Noiizaka?
Ah, SayoRingo-san and ShioRingo-san wrote "I want to play Go! Go! Game!"
Yes!
What is this?
My name is Shio... ShioRingo is my name, but...
In the past, a fan of Noiizaka-san posted on Twitter...
I have the same nickname as SayoRingo-san, but what do you think about it?
When I met her at that time, I always wanted to get along with her!
So today, we're going to play Go! Go! Game together...
And I'd like to make a friendship agreement with you!
What is Go! Go! Game?
Go! Go! Game is an apple-only game, but...
For example, if Shio says "ShioRin", everyone says "Go! Go!"
The rhythm is a little different...
If I say "ShioRin", everyone says "Go!"
I'll try it.
ShioRin! Go! Go!
ShioRin! Go! ShioRin! Go!
ShioRin! Go! Go!
Like this!
Wow!
It's a game where you listen to the rhythm and answer with "Go!"
If you like it, I'd like you to play it with me!
I'd love to!
Let's go!
Are you okay?
Let's go!
I'd like to play it alternately.
I'd like to play it alternately with ShioRin and SayuRin.
Everyone says "Go! Go!" except for ShioRin and SayuRin.
I'd like you to try it.
Let's go!
ShioRin and SayuRin's Go! Go! Game!
Go! Go!
I'll start.
One, two!
ShioRin! Go! Go!
SayuRin! Go! ShioRin! Go! Go!
Ah!
I did it!
We lost!
I knew it!
I didn't think I would lose.
This is the first time in my life
I have lost a video game.
Yay!
I'm happy!
She did it!
I'm happy!
It's the first time to see an apple and an apple.
You're right.
It's also the first time to have an apple closest to me as a girl.
I'm happy.
Thank you!
Just a few minutes ago, there was a comment stating that you had a "Hiromi balla"
What?
You guys are really good!
Next, this is from Gumidan-san.
Yes!
Is there a project you'd like to do with Nui and Zaka?
Yes!
"I'd like to dance to Banmon's "Pahi Pahi" together!"
I'd like to dance!
Awesome!
Oh! This is...um...
There's a song called "Pahi Pahi" and if you'd like...
Um...
Can we...
Can we do a lecture?
Oh! Can we ask you for it?
Yes, of course!
Let's do it together!
I'd like to do it!
Um, for the chorus...
Yes!
I'll do it!
Wow!
Please!
First...
One, two...
Pahi pahi!
Poh!
Haachatuuya!
Pahi pahi!
Diagonally up...
Poh!
Haachatuuya!
Poh!
Your self-esteem is rising!
Maybe you're better at explaining it.
Oh!
If you could step forward a little...
That's right.
Oh!
Sorry.
After doing it four times...
The next one is a little more difficult...
You get angry and you get scolded.
Oh!
So, today...
First...
Yes.
Then...
You three...
You three in the middle...
Yes.
Get angry...
Oh!
Then you apologize.
You get angry like this...
I get angry.
And then...
You do it the other way around.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
She's apologizing.
Yes!
After that...
Yes!
Rai rai rai rai...
Rai...
Rai rai rai rai...
Rari repo...
Pyon!
Rari repo...
Pyon!
And that's it.
Oh!
It's quite difficult.
And is that it?
Yes!
Oh!
It's a cute dance, isn't it?
It's cute!
It's really cute!
It's cute!
This kind of dance is a little heavy.
It's quite difficult.
It's a dance that Nagisako doesn't do.
What should we do?
Well...
Shall we try it?
Shall we?
OK!
Please!
Then...
Music...
OK!
Shall we start?
Yes!
Music...
Start!
Yes!
It's starting...
Paki paki...
Paki paki... Paki paki...
Oparamaru!
(Anime male characters beansprouts)
You're so cute!
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
Gem!
What? What? What? What? What?
Gem is so cute!
You're so cute!
It's cute, it's cute, it's great, it's great.
It's great.
There's also a little strange choreography,
but when we do a live show, we can all do it together.
Ah, I see.
But you can also imitate it, right?
It's great.
Is there a choreography like this?
Misako, the leader, came up with it.
She searched "Indian dance" on YouTube and used it as reference.
That's interesting!
It's great!
There's one in "Indian dance", right?
Like this.
There's a choreography like this.
That's interesting!
Thank you!
It's cute, it's cute, it's cute!
I'm so happy!
I'm happy!
It's great, it was fun!
I want to do a choreography like this too.
There's nothing like it.
There's nothing like it, so I want to do it.
Let's move on to the next project!
The next project is...
Kanao's handshake event!
This is an event where Kanao, who is a serious idol,
participates in the handshake event of the guests.
Everyone, please shake hands with the camera over there.
Let's call Kanao!
Kanao!
Oh, it's you, Kanao!
It's been a while!
Hello, everyone!
Kanao, how are you today?
Well, yes, yes.
English?
Yes, yes.
Kanao!
Today, Kanao...
But Kanao always looks like this.
Oh!
Could it be...
A face?
A face!
A cute face!
A face?
A face is cute!
What kind of confrontation is this?!
Kanao and Kanao!
What kind of confrontation is this?!
A face confrontation!
A face confrontation has begun!
It's amazing!
Someone's shaking their head!
Well, we'd like to start the face confrontation now.
Well, first of all, let's start with Miyuchi.
Oh, me first?!
Yes!
You've been shaking your head all along!
I'll close my mouth!
Yes!
Well, then...
Kanao...
Please!
Ni... nice to meet you!
Oh, nice to meet you!
Well...
Is there a mochi restaurant in Miyuchi?
Oh!
How do you know?
Thank you for asking!
Where is it?
The mochi restaurant is in a very secluded area,
so it only appears once a year.
Oh, is that so?
Can I go there?
Yes, you can!
What will you make there?
Well...
What will I make...
I'll make pork kabayaki bowl or something.
Oh, that's my favorite!
Oh, really?!
Okay, have a good time!
Thank you!
I'll come again!
Okay, okay!
I'll come again!
I'm sorry!
Have you really eaten it before?
Oh, you're right!
Kanao, you can't be underestimated!
Well, then...
Yes!
Gumi-chan...
Yes!
Here I go!
Kanao-kun, please!
Ni... nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
G... Gumi-chan...
Gumi-tean...
How do you say it?
"Tean"? "Tean"?
How do you say it?
Is "tean" okay for you?
Well... anything is fine for me.
"Tean"? "Tean"?
"Gumi-tean" or "Gumi-tean" are both fine for me.
Can I use either pronunciation?
Yes, anything is fine for you.
"Gumi-tean"...
Yes.
Is it okay for you?
Yes, it is!
Thank you!
Am I okay for you?
Yes!
Be careful on your way home!
Yes!
Have a good time!
Thank you!
She turned around!
Interesting!
Well, well... Shiorin-san...
Okay, then...
Hana-kun, please!
Ah... hello...
"Hawa"!
"Ha"... "ha"... what?
"Hawa"!
Eh... what is "shioringo" anyway?
Um... it's a word Shio usually speaks...
"Hawa"!
"Ha"... "ha"...
What does "ha" even mean?
Um... you know...
You say hello when you meet someone, right?
So, you usually say "konnichiwa" too.
Huh...
You're my heroine...
Is it correct?
It is correct!
Is it correct?
Yes!
Yes, it is correct!
The way you use it is correct!
Thank you!
Um... if your love kingdom is constructed,
please come and play!
Eh...
Am I the king?
Are you the princess?
You're the prince, aren't you?
Because Siorin is a princess.
Then I'm the prince, aren't I?
You're the prince, aren't you?
Am I wrong?
Then you're the prince.
See you later.
Yes, it's time!
Thank you!
How was it, everyone?
Kanao was like, "That violence is crazy!"
It's crazy!
It's scary!
The research...
It's not research, but Kanao is really mature.
Ah, mature!
Kanao is amazing!
Right, Kanao?
Kanao... I don't know if we've met recently.
Kanao just came out.
It's been a while.
Gumi-chan told me to go home.
Eh, you're lying!
Ah, you're cute!
Really?
But you didn't look depressed at all.
Really?
You were crying?
It's like you didn't mean to tell me to go home.
You're cute.
That's it for Kanao's welcome party!
Bye!
Next up, we'd like to move on to this segment!
Matsumura Sayuri's touching fortune-telling!
When I touch a cute girl, I can tell her fortune.
So today, I'd like to tell everyone about you!
Where do you touch?
Anywhere you like!
Ah, I see!
Who wants to do it?!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Can I do it?!
As expected of you!
I'm a fortune-teller-loving human!
It's true!
Really?!
I just confirmed it with the staff earlier, but they said I'm a gobu-bobu!
Gobu-bobu! That's true!
Which one do you like?
Which one should I touch?
But I think...
I know what it is!
The chin!
The chin is good?!
It's the face!
It's cute!
It's pretty!
The chin!
There's the neck!
You can touch it!
Up! The neck is up!
It's cute!
Can you tell me what it is?
What it is...
It's...
If you do too much of the abs, you'll hurt your back, so you shouldn't do it!
Because...
Do you do it, Maru?
Do you touch it?
I do...
That's amazing!
Really!
Why do you do it?
It makes me want to do it!
What's your lucky item?
My lucky item is...
I see!
If you do it too much, you'll hurt your back, so you shouldn't do it!
Are you okay with that?
I think you should rely on the equipment!
I see!
Next up is Fumi-chan!
Yes!
Please!
Where do you like it?
Anywhere is fine!
The shoulders!
It's cute!
It's cute, Maru!
You're using a lot of shirring!
Hurry up!
You're so slow, Maru!
My shoulders have been stiff lately.
I have shoulders too!
Thank you, Maru!
It's fortune telling!
If you go to an amusement park, it will rain.
You should wear a weather forecast.
I got it!
I don't know if I got it right.
Do you have a plan to go?
If it's sunny, we'll go.
If you go, it will rain.
I see! Then I shouldn't go.
I see.
I'll go.
Do you want me to carry your shoulders?
I believed in you.
It's fluffy!
I wonder what's good about it.
Wow! You're in the frame, Maru!
It's fluffy!
What should I do?
What did you say?
You're in the frame!
You're in the frame from the beginning!
A butt?
A butt apple!
It's a butt apple!
I'm happy!
It's amazing!
Today...
It's cute!
It's fluffy!
It's fluffy and cute!
- Oh? - Ahaha!
- Fluffy and cute! - Fluffy and cute!
- Oh? - Fluffy and cute!
- Fluffy and cute!
- Do you know what this is? - Well, well...
- This is... - Yes!
- Tomorrow... - Hmm...
- It's too late to get ready and get scolded by everyone... - Wow!
- It's better to get ready a little earlier!
- I know!
- Oh, it's real! - It's real!
- Really! - How do you know?
- Right now, Shion has homework...
- She has homework! - Ah!
- Yeah, if you're chasing your homework and getting late tomorrow,
- It's better... - It's correct!
- ...to get ready earlier! - It's correct!
- Wow!
- You didn't write anything on Twitter or anything like that?
- I didn't! - Ah!
- Wow! - Oh, my!
- Wow! - Is it correct?
- It's correct! - You're amazing!
- Last month was crazy! - Yeah!
- You missed out on every single one!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
It's a good day today, isn't it?
It was a good day today.
Thank you very much.
That's all for today.
It's early, but it's time to say goodbye.
Did you enjoy it?
We had a lot of fun.
If you have any last announcements, please.
"Band Janaimon" is currently in the middle of training to aim for the top of the national tour 2016.
This tour final will be held at Toyosupit on July 31st.
Tickets are now on general release, so please come and visit us.
We'll be waiting for you.
See you later.
Our first guest was "Band Janaimon".
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I'm lonely.
Agodome.
Kanao-san.
I'm scared.
It's my first time meeting Kano-san.
She looks like you.
She does.
She's cute.
What? What? What?
Suspicion?
Suspicion is helpful.
Agodome is tied up.
It's not grown up.
Feel it with your chin.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
She's cute.
Agodome is tied up.
Thank you.
Can we call the second guest?
Here is the second guest.
Cheer up.
We are "Girls' Delusion Infinity Delusion Generation".
I'm Yumeta Katsuki.
I'm Nia Hoshino.
I'm Yori Amamiya.
I'm Amahiru Kurumi.
I'm Tetsunai.
I'm Asa Sakura.
Thank you for coming.
We're sorry for the incident.
Anyway, "Girls' Delusion Infinity Delusion Generation",
was born in March 2013 in Akihabara and debuted on the stage.
They are idols who are about to have delusions about their dreams.
They are also called "gymnastics idols".
It's called "gymnastics in Akihabara".
When I say "gymnastics", I don't mean "gymnastics in Akihabara" that much.
It's "gymnastics in Akihabara".
This costume is very sporty, isn't it?
It's like a girl wearing a suit.
It's easy for girls to imitate.
There is a room with a mirror.
Is it a collaboration?
Yes, it is.
This is the third time for you to come to our show.
Thank you very much.
Hoshino-san said you have a butt attack.
Thank you very much.
Are you okay with this costume?
Do you want me to do it for you?
Really?
No, no, no!
It's much stronger than last time.
Wow!
It's getting stronger.
In another interview, you hit Hizaka-san in the butt like you did in "Muyuden".
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for saying that.
Wow.
Now, for those of you who are watching "Mousou Calibration" for the first time,
we'd like you to watch the music video.
What kind of song is it?
It's "Mousou EDM" by Moukeri,
where Moukeri sang "koi suru kimochi" with EDM sound.
It's a perfect song for summer.
And it's easy for everyone to copy.
There's a part where you can do it in the chorus.
Actually, the girl in love is singing about how she wants to be cute,
so there's also a part where you can do it next to her stomach.
It's like a girl's delusional exercise.
If you like it, please watch it.
You can do an exercise.
Oh, I'd like to do it.
That's right.
Let's do it together.
Let's do it.
I'd like to see it.
Could you show us the music video?
Yes!
I want to change my cowardly self
I fell in love with you
Wow wow wow wow
I want to feel fate
Wow wow wow wow
Were you dancing?
I was dancing!
Thank you very much
Since you wrote a questionnaire for us
Yes
We would like to ask you something
Yes
First of all
About "Chichin Pui Pui"
Yes
We would like to talk about it
Yes
Mahiru-san
Yes
We would like to talk about it but we can't say it
Yes
What is it?
Yumeko's girl's delusional exercise dance is very ugly
No way!
Hey!
Try it!
Why?
You can't see it well
I want to see it!
I will show you!
Yumeko doesn't have that kind of self
Let's start with "Chichin Pui Pui"
Chichin Pui Pui
That's lame!
Pui Pui, what's wrong?
You're cute!
No, you're cute!
You're cute!
When you were dancing next to me, you were dancing like Pui Pui.
Pui Pui.
Last year, I was on "You're More Than A Girl" and at that time,
a family of about three years old came to see me.
I'm happy that a three-year-old did it for me,
but I think she was better than Yume-chan.
What?
We're from the main family!
Get it together!
You know, sometimes,
when I'm with different people...
Oh, you made a mistake.
Next...
I make them look at me.
You make them look at you.
Let's practice from now on.
Next,
let's start with U-chan.
Is there anything you'd like to do with these two?
Yes.
We'd like to hear some of the handsome lines that you often say.
I'd like to do it.
What do you mean?
I'd like to hear some of the handsome lines that you often say.
For example, if you say "I like you",
the next person will say "I'll definitely like you" and so on.
I'd like to end with "ze" or "zo".
That's scary!
Would you like to do it?
Let's do it.
What should we start with?
What should we do?
Let's start with Nogizaka-san's "no".
"No" first.
It's quite "no"-ish.
It's a standard meaning.
No
"No" is too much. I won't say "No" to you.
- I see. - So that's it.
- And "I" - "No"
- And "I" - And "I"
- Whenever you are, I'm by your side. - Whenever you are, I'm by your side.
- Why "No" you say "No" you say "No" you say "No"? - I like you.
- "Chu" - "Chu"
It's "Chu" and "Ju" in the end.
- So, "Chu" I like you. - I like you.
- So... - What's this?
- So... - So...
I don't like you at all.
- Oh, you've got something. - You've got something.
- So... - So...
So, how much did you think about me today?
- It's itchy! - It's itchy!
- Wait, it's itchy?
- I-itchy? - It's itchy!
- W-wait, it's itchy?
- The way you're drumming is cute too!
- No! - That's not it!
- Then... - Then...
- The way you mix your natto... is cute too.
- That's it. - That's it.
- I wonder...
I wanted to see you happy.
Thank you very much!
Thank you for the meal!
It looks great!
Wow!
It was delicious!
We lost!
It's embarrassing!
It's extremely embarrassing!
Thank you for the meal!
It was fun!
Stop it!
Let's move on to the next project!
Thank you for the meal!
Well...
Let's move on to the next project!
What?
It's a fake!
You said the title of the next project!
I said it!
Whatever!
The next project is "Chikipose Juureppatsu"!
Yeah!
Yes!
This is a fake project!
When it comes to idols,
they have to take a picture with their fans.
A picture?
Is it possible?
I think it's common to do a fake picture,
but you have to have
a lot of poses, right?
So, you have to take
ten pictures
as a fan and as an idol.
But you can't do the same pose!
You have to show your different faces
as a fan and as an idol!
Did you get it?
Yes!
Thank you!
Did you get it?
Yes!
Do you usually take pictures?
Yes!
What is this?
Wait a minute!
Let's draw two cards
and see who will do what!
First of all,
it's for fans!
It's for fans!
Wow!
This is,
when this comes out,
Yes.
When Usa-san appears, it really looks like it.
This is for idols.
Wow!
It's for girls!
Wait a minute, this is embarrassing!
It's a sudden move.
It's crazy! It's a sudden move!
There's no Izaka-fuda for girls.
There isn't.
That's right.
We got it!
Yes!
What is this?
This is a theme song!
This time, Cheki will do cute poses ten times in a row.
Wow!
Yes, yes.
We will count every time you do one pose.
One, two, three.
Well, let's do it.
Please.
Am I the idol role?
Yes, you are.
I see.
I'm getting nervous.
What?
I'm getting nervous.
You are a man.
I'm nervous.
You have to do it as an idol role.
I have to lead you.
Yes.
I will do it.
One, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Shingi! Shingi! Shingi! Shingi!
I'm Shingi.
You did it!
You did it! You did it! Thank you!
You look like you're in a kabuki play.
Shingi, you're not a man.
I'm not used to being cute.
Your ears are red.
Stop it.
You're cute.
You did a good job.
You're cute like Kenpo.
Kenpo?
That's cute.
You're cute in Japanese.
You might say that to people overseas.
Are you okay?
First of all, you did a cute pose.
It's common.
It's common for girls.
It's good.
I'm expecting more from you than from the top.
Next, the role of the fan.
I'm nervous.
I'll do my best!
Next, the role of an idol.
I'm nervous.
I did it! I did it!
Toyama.
What's that?
Food.
I'm glad you came.
Thank you.
Yuriko is the idol.
Yuriko!
No, no, here, here, here.
Down, down.
No touching.
No touching?
No touching.
Here is the pose.
Ah, ah, ah.
Cool pose.
Wow, you two were the worst.
You're good at it.
I'm glad you came.
You're lying, you're lying, you're lying.
You're lying, you're lying.
Let's show what we've got.
Let's do it.
Wait, you're the idol, do your best.
No touching.
Okay, I'll take the check.
Here we go.
One...
Wow, wow, wow.
Two...
Cool!
Three...
Four...
She's holding it back.
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
What's going on?
Ten...
You're not going to do it!
No way, no way, no way!
No way, no way!
I'm sorry.
I have no choice but to do it.
Even as an idol...
He's going to get fired.
Contract violation.
Nose! Nose!
It's like...
It's supposed to be like that.
It's not supposed to be like that.
It wasn't cool when it started.
It's exposed.
I tend to say things like that.
It's cute.
I wonder what it was like.
Next.
Panno Ito's role.
Janine.
Nose!
Nae-san.
Next, idol's role.
Who is it?
Matsumura.
What is this?
Pose is...
15!
What is this?
Really?
What?
But you know a lot about animals.
What?
Please tell me.
OK.
Will you do what I say?
OK.
I will do whatever you say.
Idol!
Yeah!
OK.
The first one is...
Momoka!
Two...
No way!
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Eleven...
Twelve...
Thirteen...
Fourteen...
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
Eighteen...
Nineteen...
Twelve...
Eighteen...
What's this?
Anpaka?
Namakemono!
Thirteen...
Kame!
What's that?
Korokoro!
Fourteen...
Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!
Fifteen...
Gorilla! Gorilla!
Last one!
Wow!
I did it!
Oh, that's great!
We picked up comments from everyone.
Wow, it was fun.
I see.
It was fun.
It was safe.
It's like...
I'm telling you to pose, but you're moving.
What are you talking about?
It's not moving at all.
It's fun.
The last one.
Handit role.
Miire.
Next.
Idol role.
- Ms. Ui-chan. - Cute.
- Ui-chan is idol. - It's so difficult.
- Ui-chan is idol. - Yes, Ui-chan is idol.
- What's the theme? - It's this.
- It's so difficult. - I've never done this pose before.
- Ten times? - I know!
But, among our members, we do poses that are more idol-like.
- But, we only have basic poses. - Is that so?
This, and this, and this.
- I see. - Is it okay? Can you do it ten times in a row?
- Not at all. - Not at all.
It's so difficult.
- If you're a fan and you've done this pose before... - That's right!
- You'll know it. - I know!
- You'll know it. - I've seen it before.
- Do you have a strategy meeting? - It's okay.
- Shall we do it? - Shall we do it?
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
One, two...
- One... - It's hard!
- Two... - Two...
- Three... - Three...
- Five... - Five...
- Four... - Four...
- No, no! - No, no!
- It won't show! - No!
- Five... - Five...
- It's true! - It's true!
- Six... - Six...
What is it?
- Seven... - Seven...
- Not enough? - Eight...
- What's going on? - Nine...
Ten!
Oh! She's right!
- A fan said 'one hundred percent' - That's right, I've never said 'one hundred percent'
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- It's just... - It's embarrassing.
- It's hard. - But from now on...
- To be honest, I think more and more people will tell us to do this.
- But we can't do that pose again, can we? - We can't!
- Do you remember it? - We've never done this pose before.
- We'll have a chance to do it at our release event.
- It'll be fun. - We'll show you what we can do.
- We'll show you what we can do.
- That's it for today! - That's it for today!
- That was "Cheki" pose 10 times in a row!
It's early in the morning, but it's time to say goodbye!
Did you have fun?
We had a lot of fun!
It's fun every time!
If you like it again, please come again!
We'd love to!
I heard you're good-looking again.
Please come again!
I'll do my best!
Let's practice!
I'll be the next model!
Any last announcements?
"Monceau Calibration" will be released on June 1st...
"Solly Music" will release "Steenpuipui" on June 1st!
To commemorate the release of "Monceau Calibration"
we'll go to various places for release events!
We'll go to Nagoya, Osaka, Nakano...
We'll go to places we've never been to before!
We'll go to Niconico too!
Please come and see us!
Our guest for today was "Monceau Calibration"!
Thank you very much!
Don't say that!
Thank you very much!
Bye-bye!
So...
Thank you!
Did you read the comments?
Yeah, I did.
Shioringo-san is still holding back.
No, I really like Non Non Biori.
Oh, that one!
It's not Shioringo-san, is it?
I wanted to get along with Shioringo-san, too.
But you seemed like you could get along with her.
I thought you might have a similar way of speaking.
Nyan pasu!
Okay.
Oh, but today, Mousou Teleportation-san...
I think it was about three of us? We were doing the radio until about nine.
Oh, you're right.
Not all of us, but...
That's bad.
I think that's why you came in such a hurry.
Right? Thank you!
Right? I was happy.
But you know, Ui-chan-san...
But you know, Ui-chan-san was the one who greeted me earlier.
Did you change your hairstyle?
Yeah!
It's not half-twin, is it?
What was it again?
I forgot.
No way! No one told me about it!
No one told you about it!
We met before you came here.
Yeah, before you started.
Thank you for coming.
You came to say hello, and I thought you changed your hairstyle.
Yeah, I know.
But I don't know when you said it, or if it was the right timing.
You should have said it.
We're talking like we're in a school night talk.
Yeah, we are.
We're still on air.
Yeah, I'm really worried about it.
About what?
You know how your album was released?
Yeah.
I heard there's a special event for it.
I heard there's a bowling competition or something like that.
I don't know what's going to be there, but I wonder if there's a recording session or something like that.
Oh, a signing session?
A cruising session?
Oh, there's a cruising session.
Oh, there's no signing session either.
No, it's about black beards this time.
Oh, black beards?
Black beards are great!
But you know, I'm really bad at bowling.
My fans always tell me, "Let's go bowling!"
It's hard for me to say, "Go bowling!" because I'm so bad at it.
So if you're coming, even if you're not having fun, I'm sorry.
But like I said on my blog or something, I'm really bad at it.
So if you're good at it, please come.
Oh, you're right!
If you're good at it, please apply.
Yeah...
I see.
Oh, a yakata boat!
Yeah, a manager and a yakata boat or a black beard.
Oh, I see!
I think that's the most fun thing.
I wonder what it's like.
It's really nice, isn't it?
Yeah, but the other day, one of my fans told me at a handshake event...
You know, I recommend you being a manager.
Oh, but you have to be good at being a manager.
Oh, I see!
There are people who want to apply and be good at it?
Yeah, managers are like that.
Oh, I see!
Yeah, and like...
And that manager guy looks like the most fun, so I said "Oh, that's nice."
And then one of my fans said, "Why don't you go on a trip?"
Like Osaka, right?
Why don't you go on a trip and come all the way to Tokyo?
Why don't you go home and meet your manager instead of meeting your members?
I thought it was funny.
Oh, I see.
So...
I thought it was funny.
But we can still meet at a handshake event, right?
But we can't meet our managers at a handshake event.
I think it's very precious.
It's rare.
It's rare and it might be really funny.
It might have a sense of humor.
Oh, don't give it away.
Oh, poor you.
Oh, they want you to turn a black-elbowed doll into a doll.
Oh, can you do that?
Can you do that?
Can you?
Because you're a great person.
Can I skip it?
You can't skip it.
Oh, I see.
Can I tell you about it?
Oh, you don't have to tell me about it!
You're a great person, too!
Oh, I see.
Kanarin, can you speak Kansai dialect?
What? Was it Kansai dialect?
I don't know.
You don't know.
You're cute, Kana-chan.
Am I cute?
I'm happy.
No?
No, but it's like that.
It's a little different, though.
Really?
Really.
I can't speak it at all.
Why?
I want to speak it in Kansai dialect.
I heard you went to Jyushirak on your first day.
Oh, thank you.
I heard you went last week, too.
Thank you.
That's right. It was a Jyushirak team.
That's right. It started last week...
Not last week, but last...
Yeah, it started last month.
It was a lot of fun.
Yeah.
How many managers do you have?
I don't know.
Some people might think you know them.
Oh, really?
Oh, well, I won't say it.
Mayuko is already out.
Mayuko's video is...
That's right. The second album is on sale.
Mayuko's video is in it.
It's in it.
Mayuko is here again today.
Mayuko's clothes are cute today, too.
It's cute.
You can't show it.
I can't.
Oh, she's nodding.
Bob is shaking.
Yes.
Cute.
Yes.
Mayuko, you're cute, too.
What?
Oh, that's it!
That's it!
No, no, no, no.
Before the show?
No, no, no.
This is a school story, so I'm serious.
It's been broadcast live now.
I can't cut it.
I forgot what I did.
You really said it without meaning.
That's right. I didn't mean anything.
For now, you said something annoying to Mayuko.
Yes.
I was trying to make Mayuko annoyed.
One of them was, without any reason,
Mayuko, I feel sorry for you.
It's annoying, isn't it?
You don't feel sorry for her, but you make her annoyed.
No, I didn't do anything.
You make her annoyed, don't you?
I made her annoyed.
It was like a school talk.
Shall we say goodbye?
See you next month!
One, two...
Bye-bye!
I've done it before.
I want to say it in a small voice every time.
It's difficult to say it in a loud voice.
Didn't you say it before, Imura-san?
I don't know if I can say it in a loud voice in the morning.
So I say "ah" once.
Like that?
Like that.
I have to say "ah" around five or four.
Otherwise I can't say it.
You said it right before we started.
If you say it at four, I'll be scared.
I'll start to concentrate.
"Raw dollar" is over.
"See you next month" and "See you next month" will be released next month.
You two wrote it, right?
Yes, we did.
Macchun is in charge of "g" and you are in charge of "a".
It's a little brownish in color.
I know it's orange-ish, but...
If you're really drunk...
There's something added with a thin pencil.
What do you think?
Well, we'll see.
We'll see.
If you're drunk, you'll see it often.
The thin black pencil line.
When I wrote it in orange,
I was like, "Does it look like this character?"
But when I wrote it, it really looked like it.
Isn't my pronunciation good?
I thought it was amazing.
If it was just "Doggezer" I was like, "what the hell is this?"
But when you wrote it, it became real.
It became real. It was amazing.
It's not "dogezer" anymore, it's "front of face" now.
Can you tell?
Please rewind it.
If you're recording, please rewind it.
Can you tell?
So...
See you next month.
Is it okay like this?
We're only talking about "a".
See you!
Bye-bye!