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[Nogizaka 46]
Don!
Welcome to Nogizaka 46, I'm Bananaman, your host.
- Good morning! - And here we have Nogizaka46!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Wait, you're not here. - Huh?
- Finally... - What's up?
- I don't want to do this anymore. - Huh?
- Really. - Then, just one of you...
Huh?!
Next to me...
You look like you're full of energy, but who is this?
I'm Suzuki Masayuki.
- Suzuki Masayuki. - Yes.
- Shibata! - Huh?
- Oh, you're Shibata?! - Yes.
I don't know you anymore.
Wait, the New Year's party is already over.
What are you doing?
What are we doing today? Himura-san, please announce today's project!
Nogizaka...
Sunglasses Promotion!
- Yay! - Yay!
Wow, we're finally able to host this show with our own hands, right, Shibata?!
- Yes, I'm happy. - Right?
Recently, Shibata has made a famous statement about Nogizaka's sunglasses character.
- You're doing it without any hesitation, though. - Thanks to the sunglasses...
- I see. - I can do anything.
Thanks to the sunglasses...
I can do anything.
And so...
Tonight, all members will take off their limiters while wearing sunglasses and participate in various competitions!
The MVP who is most active will receive an extravagant prize!
- That's how it is with sunglasses competition. - So you're not embarrassed at all right now?
- I'm not embarrassed at all right now. - You're not embarrassed?
- Really? - Yes.
Can you take a picture of me?
Just a little.
She's embarrassed!
Shibata has been here for a long time.
Yes, I'm in charge of sunglasses contest.
You're in charge of sunglasses contest?
I've heard a lot of comments.
Let's get started.
Please announce the first project.
Sunglasses Karaoke!
First of all, we will divide into teams and ask famous sunglasses artists.
While singing their representative song, they will appear and compete for the karaoke score.
If you like "earth compound ones" here, you can buy it.
Let's drink around here.
Let's get started!
First of all, this artist team.
I don't know who it is.
Who is it?
You don't have a beard or sunglasses, do you?
I made a little mistake, didn't I?
I see.
OK.
This is "No Way Osui" team.
I made a mistake.
How do you feel? Aren't you embarrassed to wear sunglasses?
I'm invincible.
You are invincible.
Even if you don't wear sunglasses, you don't feel embarrassed.
You don't feel embarrassed.
You don't know "No Way Osui" team well.
You are shy and ask "How are you?"
How are you?
Can you say "How are you?"
Please say "How are you?"
One, two.
How are you?
You don't look like "No Way Osui" team at all.
But you can say "No Way Osui" team at all.
Can you not take off your sunglasses?
I can't.
Why do you take off your sunglasses so gently?
Why do you make me look erotic?
You don't show it to me much.
How do you rate this team's score?
I think they made a mistake in one place.
You are strict.
I rate it with two points.
You rate it with two points.
It is low, but you rate it with two points out of ten.
The next team is...
Here they are.
Who are you?
Seriously, who are you?
[Laughter]
Who is it?
[Laughter]
Who is it?
[Laughter]
It's Yumiki, isn't it?
[Laughter]
Can you play the guitar?
So, one day, Sakura won first place.
Thank you very much.
The members are Yoza, Matsuo and Yumi.
I'm Yuki. Does anyone know other than Yoda?
I know.
I know Yoda. He is small and...
Wait a minute!
Yoda looks like Yuki.
Really?
Don't take off your glasses when you cut.
Don't do it!
It's more interesting with a beard.
Please put on your glasses.
Also, Matsuo...
Matsuo!
Is there anyone who owns a bar?
There is! There is a rock singer who owns a bar.
She is cute.
Yumiki...
I wonder who Yumiki is.
She is there, isn't she?
She is there!
Don't take off your glasses!
I don't know who she is.
She is funny.
It would be embarrassing without your glasses.
At first, I only put on my wig.
At that time, I could only laugh.
But with my glasses and beard, I couldn't laugh anymore.
Yoda looks like Yumiki.
I think Yoda can do it in the future.
Yoda came in.
I like this team very much.
Which team do you like?
They all look good together.
That's right.
They look good together and they are realistic.
Realistic?
What do you mean realistic?
They are realistic, aren't they?
How many points did you get?
5 points.
These 5 points are big.
It's a strange number.
We haven't done a show like this for 12 years.
That's right.
If foreigners see it, they will think Japanese TV is strange.
Sometimes it happens when you go abroad.
What is this show?
Let's move on to the next team.
Please come in.
Here we go.
Already?
Masaki-san is...
I don't know. Who is it?
Who is it?
It's Gunomi, isn't it?
I just found out who Gunomi is.
Who is it?
It's Gunomi, isn't it?
Who is it?
I can't stop laughing.
It's Kubo, isn't it?
Is it Kubo?
- I don't know who that is! - I don't know either!
- Wow! Amazing! - Wow!
- Masayuki Suzuki's team is called "the marching team". - "The marching team"!?
- I don't know who this team is except for Kuromi. - To be honest, I don't know either.
- Kubo! - Are you Kubo!? - Yes, I'm Kubo.
- And... are you Kaki!? - I'm Kaki!
- She doesn't know who Kaki is! - I don't know either!
- What do you think? Aren't you embarrassed of wearing sunglasses? - I don't have anything.
- You don't have anything. - You don't have anything.
- You're becoming a different person. - Yes, I'm becoming a different person.
- You're becoming a different person. - That's true.
- Well, Kaki is not embarrassed of wearing sunglasses. - Yes, she is.
- I was so anxious that I didn't have anything on my face. - I see.
- And now? - Now I'm so embarrassed.
- You're so anxious! - Yes.
- What's your score? - It was really good.
- What's your score out of 10? - I'll give you 6.
- You got 6! - That's amazing!
- Thank you for your hard work!
- She has a beautiful and cute skin. - She has a cute skin.
- It's rare for Nogizaka46o to forgive you. - That's true.
- Yoda and Asuka are tall in team formation, so their back is like a guard. - What!?
- Well, it's the last team. Let's go! - Go ahead!
- Here we go! - Oh!
- Oh, I see! - This is... - Oh, I like it!
- Who is it?
- Oh, that's amazing!
- Hey!
(laughter)
I like it!
Is this Endo?!
That's good!
Wow! It's a miracle!
Oh my god!
It's so cool!
It's an Ayano Koji's team.
Because they all look different.
They all look good!
They are the most fashionable people in our generation.
And their uniforms are also very fashionable.
That's right!
And his clothes also look good on him.
What should I say? There are those people, right?
There are.
There are people like that in our generation.
I know.
The dance in the forest is sharp and...
That part is awesome!
I used to do it.
You did it?
Actually, it's a private lesson.
Oh, really?
I taught it to them.
What do you mean you did it?
If I did it, I would only know "wacky".
Do you only do "wacky" like this?
Well, I have a lot of friends.
You don't have many, do you?
I do have many, but...
When I did "karaoke" with my friends,
I learned it because I wanted to liven up the atmosphere.
I see.
Can you show me your eyes?
It's cool.
The forest is like a cartoon.
The forest is...
It's cool!
The forest has its good points.
Well, I'm hiding most of them.
By doing this, you can see the good points of the forest even more.
The end is...
It's like...
I know what you mean.
It's cool!
It's cute.
I think you can be a jewelry ambassador or something like that.
In a weird way...
Now, there is a drawback here.
Four points drawback.
Four points drawback!
Four points!
That means...
It's a drawdown for the marching team.
That's what happened.
I see.
So, here are the karaoke special points with the points of Master Shibata.
Alvin and Sakurai's team.
No, it's first place!
Yumiki.
What do you think?
It's because of the sunglasses.
You don't feel happy or excited at all, do you?
When I put on the sunglasses, everyone seems to calm down.
Everyone starts sitting down.
But it's really hot.
It's hot.
Seriously, when I go on another singing show next time, if I sit down like this sometimes...
Seriously, this group...
I feel like I'm sitting down.
I don't think it's Nogizaka46.
So, Mr. Himura, please!
The first game is...
Imitate someone you like!
You can do anything with sunglasses.
So, when you get an answer, you imitate it with all your might.
It doesn't matter if it looks like you or not.
Anyway, if you shake it off and do it, you'll get one point.
It's called "impersonating shockers".
Let's start with Team Inouye's challenge.
The judge Himura is also an official judge.
She is wearing sunglasses.
Himura-san.
You look like her, but it depends on whether you shake it off or not.
If I have a little bit of nerve, I'll put it out.
That's right.
Let's start with Tsutsui.
Tsutsui, are you okay?
Yes, I am.
What do you mean "yes, I am"?
"Yes, I am".
That's good.
Okay, let's do it.
"Impersonating shockers", start!
Goigoishuu!
Okay, you did it.
She did it.
She doesn't feel embarrassed.
No, she doesn't.
Okay, next.
Tsutsui, two, one.
Gyo-gyo?
She doesn't feel embarrassed.
Okay, you did it.
Tsutsui, two, one.
That's good.
She doesn't feel embarrassed.
She appears in various dramas.
That's good.
She appears in various dramas.
As expected of her, even gorillas can do it.
They can do it.
Okay, next.
Hanzawa Naoki.
You don't know it, but you do it.
Nakeee!
There is no such line.
She doesn't feel embarrassed.
That's good.
She doesn't feel embarrassed.
Nakeee!
It's like "bye-bye".
Fireworks!
Tsutsui, two, one.
Bang!
This is...
This is a big problem.
Tsutsui, two, one.
White has...
a hundred colors.
White has...
two hundred colors.
This towel is...
one of those colors.
That's good.
She did it.
This is the last round.
Tsutsui, two, one.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Hello YouTube.
A little more. A little more.
Did you put it in properly?
One more time.
Bang! Bang! Hello YouTube.
Today, I will introduce...
That's a little embarrassing.
She's not laughing.
Robot...
What are you introducing?
What a shame!
You were embarrassed, weren't you?
It's a shame you were embarrassed.
You were embarrassed, weren't you?
She's laughing.
Now, isn't it?
A little more. A little more.
If you study, now, isn't it?
If you study...
Last one. Last one.
If you squeeze wisdom, now, isn't it?
Is that what you say?
Tsutsui, two, one.
What are you going to do?
My joints aren't black.
I have a jaw.
Let's go for a walk.
A walk...
Why do you say "let's go for a walk"?
It's amazing.
Is Hanzawa Tsutsui?
What was Hanzawa?
Nakei.
Did you say "nakei"?
But what you did was just your bad words.
What?
Let's go for a walk.
Who are you arguing with?
It made me feel good.
It's like "sanglas high."
I want to do it more.
I feel like I'm shaking.
You want to do it more?
Shibata, how was it?
It was good, wasn't it?
You want to do it more, don't you?
It's not good for you, isn't it?
This show is for you.
It's like this, so the rest of the teams have to go a long way.
Are you ready?
Alfie and Sakurai's team.
What are you staring at?
Why did you make eye contact?
I don't know why.
Stop, stop.
What are you doing?
She's been watching us.
I'm not doing anything.
What are you looking at?
I feel like we're fighting.
Stop it.
Stop fighting.
We're going to play a game now.
Please decide the order.
Stop it.
This is the imitation dance without a limiter.
Then, Alfie and Sakurai's team's sudden imitation dance.
Start!
Red! Red! Red came out!
I feel a little embarrassed.
It's not good. We can't show red anymore.
Go, Funassyi!
Funassyi, no!
Yahoo!
I'm a driver!
Stop it!
That's good.
Yumiki's team's sudden imitation dance.
Go, Funassyi!
This is hard.
Make a voice.
Go further.
That's good.
She's flying.
She's driving.
She's laughing.
She's in trouble.
That's usually the sound.
Target.
Ink, ink, ink, ink.
Ink, stop it, stop it.
Where is that scene from?
I've never seen that kind of trick before.
What is that?
Ink, ink, stop it.
Is it gross?
Hip hip hip hip hip hip.
That's funny.
There she is.
I'm Ashida Mana.
That's good.
Himura san, don't be angry.
I'm Ashida Mana.
I'm wearing sunglasses today.
I feel wild.
She's got a lot going on.
Three, two, one.
Go!
You're like Egashira san.
Go, go, go.
Push it.
Go, go.
You're like Egashira san.
She's angry.
I'm sleepy.
Three, two, one.
We are Kamado Tanjiro and Mousu.
We are Nihon no Kata.
We are Nomi no Tokyu.
We are San no Kata.
Ryuu Ryu Mai.
Go!
That's it?
It was funny.
It's like F1.
It's not like a straight line.
It's like "raaaaaaan".
I thought you would do it, but you did "raaaaaan".
That's Shiro.
But it's Shiro.
He's not popular.
Takeshi, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup.
What?
Are you playing ping pong?
I know what you are doing, but Takeshi talks a lot.
So I was wondering where to cut out.
"What's up, you idiot?" or "Dunkan, you idiot?" are the most common.
You idiot, you idiot.
Go away, you idiot.
That's it?
Stop it, you idiot.
"Yamashita Mizuki's second photo book" will be released on April 23rd.
"Yamashita Mizuki's graduation concert" will be released on April 27th.
Good evening. I'm Suzuki Masayuki.
I haven't got a beard yet.
I hope you enjoyed it like this today.
I'm Yuna Shibata.
Bye-bye.