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Nogizaka 46
Nogizaka 46!
Nice to meet you, I'm Nogizaka46's host, Bananaman.
Nice to meet you, Nogizaka46!
What is it?
One, two...
Give me a reward!
Why do you keep saying "reward"?
What?
Reward?
What reward?
Himura-san, please announce today's project!
Alright! If I have it, I'll do my best!
Reward! Give me a reward!
What is it?
Well, Nogizaka 46, you seem to have a strong impression of punishment games lately.
It's not only for this show that we play punishment games like this.
I'm jealous of you.
Recently, you've been playing intense punishment games like "golden".
No, we haven't.
That's right.
Because this is a different area.
That's right.
Why is that?
There's a time limit and you can do whatever you want here.
That's right.
The management is forgiving of us.
But if we all do it, it'll be cute and funny.
That's right.
Considering our regret for putting too much effort into such punishment games,
we'll announce the rewards that will make you happy!
We'll give you a presentation of how much you want it, and we'll use it as a reference for future programs.
First of all, we'll introduce the three rewards Yoda wants!
Award reward.
Here it is.
Massage sword!
Massage sword?
Yes.
Massage sword? What kind of massage sword is it?
Recently, my body has been in bad shape.
When we're recording, there's always someone following me and massaging me like this.
Wait a minute.
Isn't that award too big for you?
Didn't you have a massage chair in your previous program?
I did.
But I can't bring it over there.
That's why you need a massagist.
That's weird, too.
Yoda will announce what he can do for his massage sword.
You can say whatever you want to say.
Like you're a speaker.
I see.
You can say whatever you want to say.
Anything.
So you can say anything you want to say.
That's smart.
You can think like that so easily.
That's smart.
That's a show.
That's a show!
Yoda's second-hand reward is...
a trip around the world.
A trip around the world? Are you kidding me?
A trip around the world?
I didn't think we'd get something like this for our first show.
It's rare for us to get something like this for our first show.
What would you do if you could travel around the world?
That's a good question.
I'll only ask you one thing.
Anything?
Anything.
That's a wide range of questions.
Except for "die," right?
Of course.
You're not a kid.
Except for "office" and "die," you wouldn't put a tattoo on your face, would you?
No, I wouldn't.
What about you?
I'm fine with it.
Why would you put a tattoo on your face and go around the world?
And Yoda's best reward is...
Playing with Bananaman.
I'm so happy for you.
You're better than the world's best.
Stop it.
Somehow, we like playing with Bananaman the most.
What do you like playing with?
I like playing with a trampoline.
Why do you ask that?
We play with a trampoline and eat together.
And we also play table tennis.
So you play with Bananaman all day long.
Yes, we just play with him.
If you play with Bananaman, you can do anything.
You're in trouble.
I can cut my hair, too.
You don't have to do that kind of thing.
She just wants you to do it.
I can do a pose.
I can practice belly dancing.
I can also save a dojo.
You're playing with a trampoline all day long.
You're going to do a belly dancing and then you're going to do a trampoline.
What's going to happen?
Can we shoot a video here?
I like shooting a video.
That's right.
Why are you playing with a trampoline in private?
Anyway, I love you.
Next, we'll announce the reward you want.
The reward is...
Potatoes!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you going to do something with potatoes?
I picked them up in Hokkaido and put them in the snow to make them sleep.
It's like sweet potatoes that you can't buy in supermarkets.
There's something like that.
What are you going to do with potatoes?
If you give me potatoes, I'll work as a staff member for a day.
On the day of the show?
Yes, on that day.
I'm not a member of the crew, but I'm helping the staff.
You really have to do it.
I'll do it seriously.
There's a lot of laughter and laughter.
It's boring to watch the show.
I've been practicing how to laugh.
And the second-hand reward that makes you happier than potatoes is...
Karaage!
Bananaman and a matching item.
What is it?
You said something happy again.
This is a jigsaw puzzle we got the other day.
Yes, we got it from the Himura team.
We were so happy to receive it.
It's a matching item only for the three of us.
What is it?
It's like our reward party.
It's practical.
It's a lonty.
It's not practical, is it?
It has three of us in it, right?
If we could make it into a lonty and rehearse it,
we'd be so happy.
If we could get that lonty,
you know the "×drink"?
We drink it a lot here, too.
It's not "×",
but if you tell me "drink it", I'll drink it.
What? That's crazy.
To be honest, I'm not good at it, but...
You won't say "yes" and drink it all at once?
No, I won't say "no" at all.
You might not like it?
I might not like it, but I'll say "yes" and drink it all at once.
You did it.
May I ask you a question?
How many shots are okay?
Oh, "drink"?
"Drink"?
Maybe three shots?
Three shots! Three shots!
I don't drink "ta ta ta" continuously at all.
But now, for example, if you take a picture of you three, you can drink long tea in a few days, right?
Yes!
Can you do it?
What? Really?
What? What do you mean?
Do you want me to do it? Now?
I want to do it.
Do you want me to do it?
Then, do you have a drink?
Do you have it?
Oh, you have three shots.
Oh, my! Oh, my!
Then, let's drink it first.
Yes!
You look a little unpleasant.
No, no, no!
Not at all! I'm happy!
You said "yes" right away.
No, I'm happy!
Did you say "three" because Yuki said it?
No, no, no!
Bananaman!
No, I didn't say "three" or anything like that.
No, no, no!
So, this is "TAMTAMHUTTA PROPRISE 2024".
What will they do for the reward?
Then, let's take a picture of this and make it later.
Yes!
I'm happy!
Yes!
Can you say "kon, kon, kon"?
Yes, without making an unpleasant face.
Please!
Thank you for the drink.
Wow, it smells great.
Oh, my!
You said "Oh, my! Oh, my!"
It smells likeở
–no, I don't. –no, I don't.
–Let's get a photo. –Let's get a photo.
Let's do a happy smile.
It smells of ads.
That's a good one.
OK, OK.
- That's a wrap. - That's a wrap.
I'm happy.
Coming up is YAMASHITA.
The award announcement first.
Ta-dah!
Boiled eggs and sweet potatoes.
That's enough.
I love it.
Boiled eggs are enough for me to live for a day.
That's enough.
But we don't know what you're going to do for us.
If you give me boiled eggs, I'll join you in full body tights.
That's a big challenge.
I don't think we can compete.
One boiled egg is enough for me.
You look like you want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it, but I'll do it.
It doesn't have to be a big boiled egg, does it?
That's right. It doesn't have to be a big boiled egg, does it?
You're good at it.
And what is Yamashita going to do for the salt bread and tart?
I'll do it.
You'll buy it.
What is Yamashita's best reward?
This is it.
This is a boxed salt bread.
And this is a boxed salt bread.
This is a boxed salt bread.
This is not a boxed salt bread.
If you give me this, you'll say "your face is blackened".
What are you going to do?
I'll paint my face white.
You'll paint your face white.
You'll transform and paint your face white.
That's what you said earlier.
I think this is the most humiliating thing for an idol.
Yes, it looks dirty and only remains on the internet.
I can go shopping right away.
Is there anything you can buy right away?
Is it a bullet?
Something came out of it.
Can you open it?
Please open it.
This is a bagoon made by HESPAIDO.
This is expensive.
Is this white paint?
This is white paint.
If you like white paint, you will like it.
This is beautiful.
This is like a strawberry.
Is this white paint?
This is white paint and will remain for a long time.
You shouldn't do that.
You shouldn't show yourself like that.
You appear in a lot of dramas.
It's a waste of white paint like this.
This may affect your career in the future.
You should never do that.
I'm going.
Are you going?
What is she doing?
It just happened to be there.
While waiting for white paint under the mountain, they go to the present garden above the house.
Oops!
I'm sorry. Delicious strawberries?
She wants strawberries.
Yes.
Strawberries are good.
I like strawberries.
What do you think of strawberries?
I like them.
You had no choice but to do it.
You barely made it.
The other day, when I was doing my birthday show,
Haruka gave me strawberries every day.
Every day?
From my parents.
And it was my first time eating white strawberries.
It was white inside and I was surprised.
White strawberries are good.
What would you do if you got strawberries?
If I could have them all the time,
I'd do "bilibili".
Really?
Why?
"bilibili" and strawberries?
Have you ever done "bilibili"?
No, I haven't.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
In addition, for blueberries,
the best reward for eating them is...
Delicious oranges.
Oranges!
Fruits.
Oranges are the best reward.
If I could have delicious oranges,
I'd eat "getemono".
Getemono
But "getemono" is something that someone has already proven that you can eat it.
So I personally think you can eat it.
I've eaten it a lot, but it's really hard to eat it in front of you.
Himura-san said that you can only eat insects, and it's magical.
Frogs!
You can eat oranges right away, can't you?
You can.
You can eat oranges?
Why?
Wow!
So, with delicious oranges,
you can also eat "getemono".
Let's eat "getemono".
Let's open it.
I'm scared.
Me too.
Let's do it.
It's a bug.
What is it?
It's a bamboo bug.
It's a bug, isn't it?
It's a bug.
It looks like a small fried potato.
Wait a minute.
The more I think about it, the more it looks like a bug.
It's a bug.
You don't have to eat all of them, but you should eat a few of them.
You can't eat one of them.
This is bad.
It has a face.
It's pretty long.
But you can eat delicious oranges.
I'll do it.
Can you do it?
Yes.
I'll do it.
She did it.
- Did you eat it? - Yes, I did.
- Really? - I just took it out of my mouth and ate it.
- No, you didn't eat it. - No, I didn't.
- You ate it all in one bite. - It's good, but...
- Is it good? - It has no potatoes in it.
- Really? - Potatoes?
- Yes. - It's really good.
- Are you eating it? - No, I'm not.
- I don't like oranges. - You can't eat it all in one bite.
From now on, I want you to bite it and put it down.
- Put it down? - Yes, put it down.
You have to show us that you're eating it, and then you can eat it.
- Okay, I'll do that. - Okay?
- Put it down. - Put it down.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I want you to eat it. - But it tastes good, doesn't it?
- Wow! - Wow!
- It doesn't have any potatoes in it. - Really?
- It's light. - It's light.
Don't hide it.
- It's in my mouth. - It's in your mouth.
- What did you do? - It's in your mouth.
- Don't skip it. - It's in your mouth.
- Okay, I'll eat it.
- I'll eat it. - Congratulations!
- Is it one orange? - No, it's one orange.
- No way. - No way.
Now, let's try the delicious oranges they got.
- The skin is really thin. - Really?
- I see. - This is sweet.
- Actually, we were wondering if it was good. - What?
- We had a fight with the staff. - What should we do?
- So we decided to eat the oranges. - Did you eat it?
- We ate the oranges. - It's the worst!
- It's not the worst! - Why didn't you eat it?
- Sorry, but Yamashita is done. - Yamashita is done!
- Okay!
- Yamashita is done! - Yamashita is done!
- Let's clean up. - Okay!
- Yamashita is done! - Yamashita is done!
- Let's count down from 3, 2, 1. - OK.
- Everyone, let's count down. - OK, let's do it!
3, 2, 1!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- So this is what it was like! - It's scary!
- But, she's cute. - But, she's beautiful!
- But, she's scary! - But, she's cute!
- She's scary! - She's scary!
- She's beautiful! - She's beautiful!
- Here you go! - So, Shiro Yamashita got a box of sea urchin!
- Congratulations on your graduation! - Congratulations!
- Goodbye! - Goodbye!
- Please put one of these in the fridge. - Can I?
- Is this the main show from now on? - Yes, it is!
- Please join us! - Yes! Excuse me!
- Well... - Alright!
Why do I have to do this?
I'm sorry!
I feel like I'm getting a strong actress light.
Next is the three rewards Umezawa wants.
Dagashi
After all, everyone is very excited and you like Bananaman, don't you?
So I'd like you to keep it as long as you can.
I'm happy enough with this.
I'm pretty nervous just by saying it.
So I think I can do my best.
It's like leaving a nail mark during recording, isn't it?
That's right.
If you leave "Dagashi" in the dressing room, everyone will try to leave a nail mark.
There are seats with sweets and seats without sweets today.
Is it a result announcement?
I'm scared.
Yamashita, you're scared, aren't you?
I'm scared.
What are you talking about?
You may have left a nail mark.
You may have left a nail mark and sweets.
And the second reward is "fruit in a wooden box".
"Fruit in a wooden box"?
If you don't write "fruit in a wooden box", you won't get anything.
If you don't write it like this, you won't get anything.
What is this?
If you give me this, I'll play a penalty game.
Penalty game?
Anything is OK.
What is the best reward for that penalty game?
I definitely want it.
Himura award.
We had Himura award once.
We did.
If you win Himura award, will you buy me Himura award?
I just want to go out with Bananaman.
I'm happy about that.
I want to go out with him.
Wait a minute.
I'm involved in it now.
Himura award is really expensive.
Don't say Himura award.
But we don't go out much recently.
So I'm really happy about it, and we get along well with each other.
I'm sure you two get along well.
For Himura award, she will do anything that's difficult for me.
So, thank you very much for the fruits.
Thank you very much.
Why is this crazy?!
I'm in the last place.
Next, the biggest prize of the year is...
Here we go.
Delicious tomato.
Do you like tomato?
I love tomato.
You said you like it.
What do you do with delicious tomato?
Glass noodle pie.
What is the best reward for those who hate monster meat in Warabi mochi?
Konkyo sushi.
What do you do with Konkyo sushi?
I put it in a pit.
Even if I know there is a pit, I go there.
You eat a lot of food.
Tomatoes, sweets, sushi.
Food is dangerous.
The number of food here is not high.
Food is dangerous.
You don't eat a lot of tomatoes.
Do you have tomatoes?
What do you mean?
Glass noodle pie.
Glass noodle pie, stand by!
Can you do it?
You will get tomatoes, so you will do it, won't you?
Of course.
You don't have to take it yourself.
I will take it for you.
Let's go!
Let's count down together.
Three, two, one.
Go ahead!
It was a failure.
Go ahead!
The glass noodle pie with tomato was a failure.
One more time!
Three, two, one.
It went in!
This is the second one painted white.
This one is white.
What is this?
This is bad.
White, white!
White co-starring!
And Ogawa, who ate the first glass noodle pie, got a delicious tomato.
It's good, but...
The cream is not enough.
Is it cream flavor?
It's cream flavor.
This is the end of the presentation.
Thank you, everyone.
You didn't eat plums and yoda, did you?
No, we didn't.
To be honest, we wanted to do it.
You can't do it if you don't have it.
There is no fruit in the wooden box, right?
There is.
Why?
Let me see.
There is.
There is something bad.
It's strawberry.
What did you say in the wooden box?
It's bad. It's a penalty game.
What did you say?
Do you do anything like a penalty game?
Is there anything left over?
What is it?
Open!
There is.
There is something like this left over?
It's terrible.
This is the main dish, of course.
I'm sorry.
I think it's a bad taste.
Let me try it.
It's terrible.
It has a strong taste.
It's terrible.
It's terrible. It's terrible. My stomach hurts.
I can't say it's all.
My stomach hurts.
I thought only insects wouldn't work.
But you said you didn't have to do it.
That's right. It just disappears.
It's just that.
It's terrible.
It's cool to hold it like this and do it like this.
It's cool.
It's trendy.
It's hard.
It's torn.
It's crispy.
It's amazing.
Is it good?
It's fragrant.
It tastes like beans.
It tastes like beans on the tail.
But you know what?
I feel like I'm going to have a stomachache.
I don't want you to go all the way to the middle.
What's wrong with you?
What is it now?
My stomach is soft.
It's soft.
It's like miso dennaku.
That's a good name.
It hurts.
It's in my shoulder.
You're going to eat it all.
Go.
You're going to eat it all.
Wow, you did it!
Wonderful!
Amazing!
That's not enough. Give me your Himura Award.
Hmm, no.
The chance is equal and the video is decided.
The Pre-Play Guide starts from the 12th.
Hello, I'm Ogawaya of Nogizaka46.
You there, you were about to close the screen, weren't you?
I'm going to sing a song now, so please watch it.
Here we go!
Ayami~ Ayami~ Ayami~
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