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Nogizaka, can you hear me?
Don.
We are here at Nogizaka today.
Thank you for coming.
One, two...
Laugh!
Well, everyone in Nogizaka,
Thank you for your birthday live.
Thank you for your hard work.
That's amazing.
I'll go there on the second day.
Yes.
Hibiya-san, you have to cut your nails at home.
I'm sorry.
Even if I cut my nails, they grow out.
No, no.
I can't go to work.
You can't go to work, can you?
Yes.
Why do you look like that today?
Don't you look like that?
Ordinary people don't notice it.
You're the only one who doesn't notice it.
Why?
You're the only one who doesn't notice it.
That's why everyone smiles at me when I first came in.
You don't notice it?
No, I'm just fat.
I knew it.
What?
Your hair.
Your hair doesn't notice it, does it?
I didn't cut my hair.
Everyone said I look like Tamori.
I cut my hair.
You cut your hair, but you don't notice it.
I don't notice it.
But you lose weight when you do a live show.
You lose weight for four days.
It's because everyone is thin.
How many songs in total?
One hundred...
One hundred and twenty-four.
We didn't sing in silence.
We moved around, cried, and changed clothes.
You said it on the radio, but you remember all 124 songs, don't you?
Of course we do.
Not all of them are released.
But we...
You did "Red Lips", didn't you?
We did it while watching it.
That's not fair.
No, it's not fair.
It's not fair, is it?
We did it in that style.
That's right.
But idols...
Do you remember it?
You remember it, don't you?
But you can't see it, can you?
Yes.
But is there anyone who doesn't remember it?
Be honest with me.
Like, "What song is this?"
You don't know your habits, do you?
No, we don't.
Okamoto just laughed.
Does that mean you don't remember it?
No, we don't.
You definitely don't remember it, do you?
No...
Well...
You don't know it, do you?
No, we don't.
Is there anyone who messed up?
Like, you messed up where you came out, or you messed up where you pulled in.
Like, you messed up yesterday.
Yes.
Where?
On the third day, like, it got rusty, and like, each member got together and pulled in here.
Like, "I'm going to be pulled in here."
That happens, too.
With the camera...
Like, "I'm going to be pulled in here."
Yes.
Did you mess up?
I didn't mess up.
You weren't there?
I wasn't there.
What?!
But like, it got really fun, and I was like, "Whoa!"
And I thought the camera was getting closer, and I was appealing, and it was the camera of the girls who were pulled in next.
So, the girls who were pulled in next were like, "Why?! I'm not here anymore!"
Like, "I'm not here anymore!"
Like, I got so excited and it got weird.
But like, it might be a positive mistake of a live show, like, you got fun.
But like, it didn't get on the stream.
Oh, that's true.
But like, Kubo's been doing radio for a long time, and he's had a long career, so...
He's better than Nikutara Shiodo!
Oh!
Seriously!
- But still! - No, he's good!
- I think he's a radio host. - The way he speaks, and the way he talks, and the way he puts emotion into his words...
- I see, I see! - So, I'm excited about this one, but...
- But, you know how they say "this one's for you", right? - I see.
- He's good! - He's good!
- I'm happy for you! - Also, even though he's only been around for a short period of time...
Ikeda is pretty amazing. He's been doing it well.
- The second day? - Well, the second day...
- Maybe... - Wait a minute!
- The second day? - Cute!
- Cute question! - Wait a minute!
I've only seen him for the second day, but...
- He has a lot of unit songs, you know? - I see.
- Even though he doesn't have a lot of units, he does stuff like a skit in between. - I see, I see.
- What do you mean? What do you mean? - In the next round, you know...
- He's really erotic... No, not erotic...
- He says stuff in a sexy voice... - What kind of erotic skit is that?
- He says stuff in a sexy voice in order to make his fans happy... - Oh, that's right!
- Why do I feel like I'm going to say stuff like "dobrock"? - I'm sorry, I'm wrong.
- That's a big question! - He does that a lot, doesn't he? I think he does it in his concerts, too...
- He says stuff like "sexy" in order to make his fans happy... - Do you practice a lot of that, too?
- Yes, I do. Even in my second year of college... - He's a talkative boy!
- I see, I see... - I see, I see...
- No, that's just a exaggeration, Mami Yamase! - No, it's not!
- Also, Lilia, you know, on the day I went there, you know... - You went there, Lilia?
- You went there? - Yes, I did. - You went there? - Yes, I did.
- Do you think it was funny? - Do you think it was funny?
- Well, you know, when that comes up, it's kind of funny, you know... - How is it this year?
- Even this time, you know, like we said on this show... - Oh, that's right!
- On this show's "x" account, we were able to recruit... - We were able to recruit...
- And we were able to hire them, you know... - Wow!
- Which ones? Which ones did you hire? - Um...
- "Three, two, one" countdown... - "Three, two, one" countdown...
- "Throw a kiss"... - "Throw a kiss"...
- Um... the two "throw a kiss" countdowns... - Oh...
- We were able to hire them in combination... - Well, isn't it great having a person who takes you for their child?
- I know! - And it means, "This is what I said!"
- But you know, you think, "Does this really end here?" but it doesn't end there.
- What?! - No, but it's tough, you know!
- No, you know, the camera is always going to be tough! - Right.
- No, you know, the cameraman is more of...the game in itself, you know. - No, it's always like that!
- I say, "I'll just say 'kiss', and it ends," you know? - "It ends" you say it.
Take it out and cut it here.
There is a cameraman who wants it.
It's a set until you say "already".
I see.
You don't drop it until you say like that.
I would like you to drop it soon.
Can I say something like this?
There aren't many early ones this time.
There are only three houses I mentioned.
It's emotional because it's full of history.
They said it on the radio, too.
- It's a good place, right? - It's a history.
Besides, young people don't know about it.
- They just watch old songs. - That's right.
The songs they used to sing in the past are wonderful.
- It's because they've been doing it for a long time. - That's right.
- They can't do it without history. - That's good.
Thank you for your hard work.
Summer is coming soon.
No!
Summer!
No, we will come in summer, too.
It's hard until it's done.
But it's fun when you're doing it.
I see, I see.
That's all for today.
That's not enough.
Today's topic is...
Let's do it!
Class B special skills!
Celebrities always have special skills.
But those who can perform them are doing their best.
However, class B special skills that they learned when they were asked for something new will be revealed tonight!
Will they find new special skills?
Today, we're going to summarize them.
This is really good.
Yes.
And we're going to say "Oh, this is good." and...
There's something like this.
"Like" and...
Throw it away.
This is not class B special skills!
What we have now is...
Throw it away.
We can say like this and do it.
But if me and Himura-san say "Throw it away."
It's really...
It's terrible.
The real terrible one is...
Oh, my God!
Throw it away.
And today...
Like we did in "Monomane"...
Each of you will open the curtains and perform.
The curtains will open.
The girls who did "Saitama Super Hallyu" will stand here, too!
This is good, right?
It's a gorgeous stage.
There's a scene like "I'm a star."
But we're going to do it here.
We want you to do it here, too!
Yes, that's right.
The fans are waiting for it.
Yes, that's right.
Well, it's only class B special skills.
So, viewers should look at it while lowering the hurdle.
Yes, let's look at it from class B special skills' perspective.
We only want class B special skills from the beginning.
Yes.
Well, let's get started.
Let's do it!
The first one is Endo.
Endo.
Candy Catch.
Here you are.
Yes.
What's "Candy Catch"?
It's cute.
Oh, it's coming forward.
You can do it!
What's that? Is it a small candy?
Can you do it?
Oh, is it something you can throw and eat?
Oh, you can do it!
Oh, it's cute.
You can do it!
Oh, it's like marshmallow.
Marshmallow.
You can do it!
No way!
One more time! One more time!
You should succeed! You should succeed!
You can do it! You can do it!
Look closely!
You can do it! You can do it!
Oh!
Binky Binky.
I see!
Binky Binky.
I see!
We'll show you "Gadget" later.
Yes, later.
Here we go again!
Oh, I see!
That was like…
Ah, right.
Okay, here we go.
Then, "shibata."
Fusen, haya.
Futura, mase.
Is it "futura, mase" over there?
Let's see!
This is not normal.
I want you to fight with someone.
There is no comparison.
It's fast.
It's like "Let's make it for 2,000 yen this time".
It's funny.
If it's not this base, I can't watch it.
Let's continue.
Ume!
Don't put it in your mouth and drink it like a bottle.
Go ahead!
I see.
Don't put it in your mouth and drink it like a bottle.
Like this.
Wow!
It's good.
It's good to be surprised.
Do idols do that?
They do it a lot.
Umezawa-san does it a lot.
Let's continue.
I want you to do it quietly.
It's kubo.
Sound comes out of your eyes.
Go ahead!
What?
That's amazing.
What was that sound?
That's amazing.
First of all, Endo.
Yes.
You are standing proudly.
You succeeded once in three attempts.
Yes.
Are you good at throwing sweets and putting them in your mouth?
I'm 100% good at it.
100% good at it?
That's 100% good at it.
100% good at it?
You are 100% good at it for one-third of the year.
I hope I can succeed in 100% good at it.
100% good at it.
Wait a minute.
You are not good at it.
I'm nervous.
You always succeed in 100% good at it, but you are nervous now, right?
That's right.
I see.
But I wonder if that's a good thing about you, B.
I wonder what it is.
Is it bad?
It's important whether you end it here or release it into the world.
But you can throw it further away and eat it, right?
That's right.
If you can do that...
Would you like someone to throw it for you?
Would you like me to succeed in 100% good at it?
If you succeed in 100% good at it, you will have a good year.
End of 100% good at it.
Naki's extra challenge.
If you succeed in 100% good at it, you will have a good year.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Oh!
Ready, set, go!
Sorry!
You should have thrown it away!
But it's easy to understand whether it's a success or a failure.
If you don't want to throw it away, you can say "I'll go in once every three times."
It's funny that you can't do this much, but you can't do it all the time.
That's right.
Next, Shibata.
Yes.
Hey, hey, balloons aren't like that!
No, no, it's not like that.
The first one was amazing.
I think everyone struggles with the first one.
No, it's hard to blow up, but it's fast.
No, it depends on what kind of reaction you get when you do it in another variety show.
That's right.
When you do it in another variety show, Shibata has a bad eye.
I don't want to see that eye.
It's funny.
So, Shibata's special skill "judgment" is...
No, you should have thrown it away!
Are we strict?
Shibata, I think you have room for improvement.
You should have done it faster!
I think you should have done it faster!
Anyway, you two should throw it away.
I'll throw it away.
Also, you should bring something to polish.
I'll practice.
It's like you're showing off.
What do you mean "practice"?
Next is "ume".
Yes.
Do you do it often?
I usually do it.
It's not for make-up artists.
I think it's really good for make-up artists.
Because you can't remove it.
Yes, you can't remove your lips.
Also, "ume" is expensive.
Is it expensive?
I think it's expensive.
But, even in class B, I performed to bring quality closer to class A.
Oh, it's expensive.
Yes.
Class B is expensive, isn't it?
The depth of "ume" is amazing.
I'll drink it all.
Can you drink that much?
No, I can't drink it.
It's too much.
Can you drink 2 liters of it?
I can't drink it.
Then, it's poisonous.
It's poisonous.
When it was about to disappear, I thought it was cute.
Next is "ume".
Yes.
What is this?
Can we do this?
Can we do it?
Am I strict?
No.
The first block is the standard.
I'm sorry.
And "kubo".
What is it? Eyes?
Yes.
Air comes out of the eyes and there is a sound.
If you don't hold your nose, air will leak, so hold your nose.
Even if everyone does it right away, it will never work.
No, it won't work.
There is a hole here and air leaks from here.
You can feel the wind from here.
Air leaks from here.
If you polish it more, it will come out of your mouth like milk.
That's right.
Have you ever done it?
I haven't done it yet.
You should do it.
Let's do it.
Let's judge.
Where is "kubo"'s specialty?
"kubo"'s specialty "kubo"
Isn't this permanent?
Really?
Everyone will be surprised if they do it in the north part of Japan.
I think so.
So, people who have completed the first block, please get three places and go home.
The third place became a special feature.
Let's move on to the next block.
First of all, it's above the stomach.
It's a big hand of applause.
Please do it.
It's interesting to do it.
Wait a minute.
It's funny, but...
It's not that big.
This size is funny.
It's not that big.
It's about the same size.
It's not that big.
Let's continue.
This is Tomisato.
He stepped on a high-speed cat.
How fast is it?
It has to be fast.
He stepped on a high-speed cat.
This is really amazing.
I often step on a high-speed cat, but this is quite fast.
I've seen this before.
I've seen this before, so I think it would have been better if it had been a little slower.
I think this cat is confused.
This cat brought a B-class specialty.
This is Mr. Yumiki.
This is a staircase story.
Is this a B-class staircase?
This is a story of a middle school.
The rugby club started training camp in the summer vacation.
That training camp was held in a forest near school.
It's a tough training camp that even retired people come out.
First of all, 57 laps around the pond.
Next, tapping between trees.
I ran around a lot.
I'm tired and I want to go home.
I can't do it anymore.
It's hard.
That training continued until 9 o'clock at night.
When I got home, I went back to the training camp.
The order of the bath has changed.
I don't like it anymore.
I don't want to take a bath anymore.
I don't like it anymore. I want to take a bath.
I don't like it anymore.
I will take a bath.
What is it?
I took a bath.
I don't want to dry my hair anymore.
I fell asleep.
When will you be scared?
The next day.
I can't see you next to me.
All I have left is a wet blanket.
Is it a blanket?
Are you serious?
Did you retire?
I will do my best for you.
The second training camp started.
It's a long training camp.
I will do my best for you.
I worked hard for two days.
Will it end soon?
I can't do it anymore.
I want to retire.
I fell asleep at night.
When I woke up, I heard a sound from the hallway.
I heard footsteps.
Did someone retire?
I can't help it.
I'm scared.
I should have retired, but I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Is it the person next to me?
Oh, it's Matsushita.
Then I suddenly grab my feet.
Matsushita, stop it.
She is a woman.
I thought it was Matsushita.
Suddenly, a woman with long hair grabbed my feet.
What do you think of me?
Stop it.
You are tired, aren't you?
I live in a pond.
Come with me for a moment.
This place is good.
Come with me for a moment.
Stop it.
I will drag you into the pond.
Stop it.
I can't cling to you anymore.
I will be dragged into the pond.
Two meters left.
What should I do? I don't have a tree.
Tree. Tree. Tree.
I can't cling to a tree.
What should I do? What should I do?
I have to cling to you.
I found a tree.
I will cling to you.
No, no.
He is strong.
I will be dragged into the pond.
Help me.
No, no.
Stop it.
I can't cling to you anymore.
When I realized it, ASAHI was climbing up.
When I looked back, that long-haired woman was no longer there.
There was only my lower body, which was half used for the pond.
She is amazing.
Why does she do such a thing?
She is amazing.
Can we stop here?
This story has no funny matter if we don't stop it.
You are right.
Okay?
This is funny.
This member is crazy.
Do you want me to come from above your stomach?
You gave me a big applause.
I'm kidding you.
She doesn't have many special skills.
But when I went to see her live performance, everyone was thin and weak.
I thought she was small.
I thought I might be big.
So, I made it my special skill.
(laughs)
Stop it. Stop it.
It's time for you to take a break.
Every time...
But it was interesting.
Yes, it is.
OK. Let's judge.
Yes.
Oh!
I like it, too.
Well...
So...
Normally, I want one person to do like this all the time.
Ah...
Usually...
I see.
When I saw it, I thought "Is it that big?"
But it seems to be exciting.
I can see it.
Is it that big?
Yes, it is.
But I think I can do something.
I'm glad. Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
Next.
It's here.
No, it's fast.
It's amazing.
Did you play the piano?
When I was in elementary school,
children who could play the piano gathered for lunch break.
Who stepped on a cat?
Who can play it fastest?
I see.
So...
I was first.
I see.
This is difficult.
OK. Let's judge.
Ta-dah!
It's amazing!
But I've seen it before.
So I think it's good if it's a different song.
But I think it's best to do it at a time like this.
I think it's a special skill-like scene.
Maybe you were actually doing it right.
This may be the best B-class special skill.
Maybe.
But you said you'd throw it away.
Yes.
The people around me were like...
Wait a minute.
The applause above your head is okay, but why do you want to throw it away?
Is this a B-class special skill?
Is today's atmosphere like that?
I'll play a different song.
That's good. You're positive.
Thank you.
Next is Yumiki.
Yes.
What is it?
This is Shumada Shuhei, who I love so much.
You love me so much, don't you?
Yes.
I love the way he talks, too.
I know you.
He taught me how to talk.
Did you learn it from Shumada?
Yes, he taught me.
I'm not afraid of Yumiki's talking at all.
He doesn't talk much, and his voice is like a nose.
I can't hear it.
I don't know if it's Sawada or someone else.
And he bites me on the way.
He's funny.
If you're told it's a B-class special skill, do you think it's okay?
And I'm surprised you're doing this.
Why?
On the contrary, I thought you were all so compact.
Is that why you're doing it?
I was afraid of you doing it.
I asked my brother to call me yesterday.
I showed you this staircase in front of my brother at night, and my brother cried.
Really?
At night.
What made you cry?
When I was walking home, I was dragged into this pond.
Stop it! Stop it! I want to say hello to my mom and dad, too!
That's our biggest point of applause.
I didn't know that!
Did you say hello to your dad or your mom?
Why didn't you say it earlier?
Did you make it?
That's all improvised.
It's glue.
Isn't this original?
This is original.
Did you make it?
Yes, I prepared a staircase that no one will notice.
Did you make it yourself?
Yes.
That's why you're not afraid of it.
What?
You learned it from Shimada, didn't you?
Yes, I learned how to do it.
Self-judgment.
Yes!
No, I'm definitely this.
I'm sure of it.
The quality doesn't go up and continues like this.
I want you to say "this is big".
The product outline of the 35th single has been decided!
10 hour one-day live streaming viewing ticket is on sale!
I'm Sugawara Satsuki.
Recently, I'm addicted to this hair style.
But if you do it yourself, you'll probably fail.
You can only do it when you have a makeup artist like this.
Bye bye!