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Nogizaka, let's go!
Nogizaka Koji, let's go!
And Nogizaka-chan!
3, 2, 1, BOO!
Everyone, let's get started with today's project!
Let's do it!
Speed Quiz!
The questions and reactions from the MCs
are always requested in variety shows.
Speed Quiz!
This time, in order to survive the Variety Festival,
we will hold a competition to train your quick reflexes.
What is the thing that Nogizaka lacks the most right now?
Quick reflexes.
Is that so?
Yes, quick reflexes.
That's why Nogizaka will change completely from now on.
After this show, everyone will speed up a lot, right?
That's right.
So today, we will speed up more than usual.
It's faster.
It's easier to speed up.
So, the first thing to do is...
Kimura-san, please!
Let's do it!
Quick Reflexes!
What kind of quick reflexes is that?
It's quick reflexes.
When the topic of the talk is announced,
the episode talk will be held in a hurry.
4 people will challenge and the person who can do the quick reflexes will win.
The person who remains until the end will get a penalty drink as usual.
Well, the content is not that complicated,
but if you don't know what you're talking about, you'll get a penalty drink.
Are you okay, Ume?
I'm okay.
You're late!
You were talking just now.
I was thinking about what I should talk about.
You shouldn't think. You should feel.
Don't think and feel.
The episode talk of the quick reflexes.
First, these 4 people will challenge.
Everyone, you know the rules, right?
I'll be aggressive.
Are you okay with water?
It's surprisingly fast, so I'm okay.
Shokichi, you're the only one, but you have to do it.
Yes, I'll do my best.
Let's do it.
Here is the topic of the quick reflexes.
It's good.
I'm addicted to sweets recently.
KUROMI introduced me to the strongest sweets.
I found the strongest sweets.
It's called KATA-AGE POTATO.
I know KATA-AGE POTATO.
I bought it on the Internet.
I bought it in a box.
There are 20 bags in one box.
I bought it in a box of light salt and pepper flavor.
I haven't finished eating it yet.
I recently bought KATA-AGE POTATO on the Internet.
I bought 20 bags of KATA-AGE POTATO.
This is delicious.
I often hear this story.
I bought KATA-AGE POTATO on the Internet recently.
This is good.
This story is similar to the previous story.
This story has a link with the previous story.
This is very delicious.
I'm glad.
Three people are left.
I will change the topic.
This is the next topic.
This is the story of the dressing room.
TSUTSUYU pressed the button.
There is a story about the dressing room.
TSUTSUYU, please.
The makeup artist gave me sweet potatoes.
I love sweet potatoes.
I wanted to eat sweet potatoes.
I asked the makeup artist if I could eat only one sweet potato.
The makeup artist put the sweet potatoes in a paper cup.
I noticed that all the sweet potatoes were gone.
Did she eat all the sweet potatoes?
She ate all the sweet potatoes.
Is this okay?
This is wonderful.
She ate all the sweet potatoes.
Is the sweet potato sweet?
I don't know what's wrong with the sweet potato.
I don't laugh when I go to the live show.
I laugh when I talk about HIMURA.
I laugh at a story that is not interesting at all.
I hurt both of them.
What can they avoid?
KUBOTO and AYAKA are dangerous.
Do you press the button?
We are pressing the button.
We can both do it.
Did you want to talk?
This is the entertainment world.
You can't talk unless you go to a place where you can talk.
KUBOTO and AYAKA are dangerous.
The topic changes.
This is the topic.
This is a family story.
The previous captain was on the radio.
If I didn't join NOGIZAKA, what kind of life would I have wanted to live?
If I had gone to college, I would have been a Miss Con.
I want to win the Miss Con and become a girl.
I want to get married.
I didn't say it at that time.
My sister won the Miss Con at college.
This is a good story.
This is a Japanese-style story.
This is a story of KUBOTO and AYAKA.
This is perfect.
AYAKA was defeated.
This is in the name of AYAKA.
AYAKA usually says yes.
But she didn't say yes.
I wanted to show off my family.
You can't do that.
This is a punishment.
AYAKA was defeated.
This is a punishment drink.
I wanted to show off my family.
You can't do that.
Please drink this.
This is good for your throat.
Did you drink this from the beginning?
I drank this.
I wanted to show off my family.
You can't do that.
I wanted to show off my girlfriend.
I don't understand.
Next, Himura-san, please!
Imitation right away!
What is it?
This challenge is also for 4 people.
First, when the genre of the imitation comes out,
they will get the right to answer quickly.
Next, when they see the name of the topic,
they will show the imitation right away.
This looks interesting.
But it's quite like that, isn't it?
Even in the program,
in the case of imitation,
they suddenly say,
do it weakly.
This impulse creates laughter.
This is the feeling of speed.
After a while,
if you do this,
it will be like this.
No, no, no.
Because it's that speed,
you can laugh.
That's right.
Yoshi, let's do our best!
Eh?
Are you going to participate?
No, no, no.
I'm going to do my best!
I was surprised.
Himura-san, are you going to participate?
No, no, no.
I'm going to do my best!
Can I do it?
No, no, no.
I'm going to do my best!
I'm going to participate.
No, no, no.
I'm going to participate.
Yes.
So,
with the strongest qualification,
the four of them will try to do the fastest imitation.
Everyone,
for imitation,
well, for Ume,
he often does the imitation of the members.
Well, that's right.
Himura-san is in this,
so if you lose,
No, let's have a match.
Seriously, everyone, let's do it.
Seriously, seriously.
Now, let's go.
Let's go.
The imitation genre is
this.
Please press it!
Oh, what?
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Sorry, I told you to press it.
If the genre comes out, please press it.
That's amazing.
That's very active.
It's very active.
Yumiki is amazing.
She's crazy.
Yumiki is amazing.
She's the one who gets motivated first in Battle Royale.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
She has no choice but to do it.
I'm scared.
Let's go.
Okay.
The imitation genre is this.
This is a male entertainer. Who will he imitate?
It's this person.
3, 2, 1. Go ahead.
It's dangerous. It's better to have a bigger reaction.
Everyone, it's dangerous.
Okay.
It's really good.
It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
It's dangerous. It's better to have a bigger reaction.
It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
He's a genius.
It's dangerous.
But it's funny because he does it at this speed.
It's just dangerous.
That's right.
It's amazing.
Did you do it properly?
I did it.
It's dangerous. You have to crush it more.
It's dangerous.
That was the best.
It's dangerous.
He was pushed to the limit.
It's dangerous.
It was really funny.
It was good.
He disappeared.
Who will imitate the shocking performance of the captain?
There are still three people left.
This is the genre.
I don't know.
YUNA is losing.
SHIBATA.
This is the person who will do it.
3, 2, 1, please.
This table is 1,000 yen.
This table is high.
This table is easy to eat.
Where is HANMIKA?
This is not KANSAI-BEN.
This table is here.
This is SHIBATA.
This is just right.
This is just right to eat.
This is not SHIBATA.
SHIBATA introduced this table.
This is not KANSAI-BEN.
This is KANSAI-BEN.
The final battle is between HIMURA and SHIBATA.
This is a battle between HIMURA and SHIBATA.
This table is difficult to eat.
This table is easy to eat.
This is the genre.
I wanted to do this!
This is the animal that Yumeki will do.
Gorilla. 3, 2, 1, go!
Why do you do that?
That's good.
If you beat the gorilla, you can win.
This is serious.
Yumeki, don't lose.
Yumeki is OK.
What is this?
Yumeki, you did a good job.
It is important to shake off the impulse.
That's good.
You are very ugly.
You did a good job.
Everyone did a good job.
It's funny if you don't imitate.
Everyone is funny.
Himura will be punished.
I lost.
This is the worst.
Please drink this.
This is very smelly.
I lost because of this.
The Parango Tournament will start soon.
From now on, it's Sumoto's second round.
This time, this Yorin will be the entry.
Kawasaki, you're one of the seniors, but you have to go fast.
I don't want to play a penalty game, so I'll do my best.
Kawasaki, you've had experience working outside, haven't you?
I'm not in a hurry yet.
But you're pushing the button in your heart and going right away.
That's right. I have to do it with that feeling.
Kawasaki, too.
You're always weird.
That's right.
It comes to my mind.
You're still weird.
I think I can train this.
Sato, you have to go fast.
I'll show you.
I'll do my best to aim for the first place.
Let's get started.
This is the topic of the talk.
You're fast.
Please talk.
I love make-up.
Today, I raised my eyelashes more than usual.
I see.
I want you to talk more.
I want to see more.
Please talk again with make-up.
Do I have to laugh?
No.
You're enthusiastic.
Please talk with make-up.
I'm not interested in make-up at all.
Until I joined Nogizaka, I didn't know much about make-up.
I see.
I haven't been to the department store to buy cosmetics.
It's been 4 years.
You haven't been to the department store to buy cosmetics?
I haven't been to the department store to buy cosmetics.
Someone is coming.
That's good.
Was that good?
It was interesting.
That was a talk.
Why don't you talk with me?
There are 3 people left.
You have to do your best.
I'll do my best.
This is the topic of the talk.
This is the topic of the talk of the day.
I ate TANMYUN for dinner last night.
I know TANMYUN.
This is a popular dish among young people.
This is a popular dish in LA.
I know TANMYUN.
What do you think of this?
This is lucky.
This is not good.
I will do it again.
I ate TANMYUN for dinner last night.
What did you eat for dinner last night?
TANMYUN.
I think so.
I ate TANMYUN at night.
I ate TANMYUN for dinner last night.
I ate TANMYUN for dinner.
I ate TANMYUN for dinner last night.
I shot a music video at night.
I ate TANMYUN for dinner last night.
If you know you're a person, you can do it.
I was able to eat TANMYUN.
Who will be punished?
KAWASAKI is not active.
I will definitely eliminate the person next.
KAWASAKI is not active.
The answer is here.
I feel like I pushed her before I saw her.
KAWASAKI, please answer the question.
I usually have a bad memory.
I am good at remembering the faces of people who come to see me.
You are good at remembering the faces of the people you talk to.
If you come to see me once, I will definitely say, it's been a long time.
Are you really okay to say that?
I'm a little worried.
KAWASAKI is cute.
This is the end of the game.
This game is difficult.
This is the end of the game.
I pushed her first, but I was able to see her again.
That's right.
I was worried about the content of the game.
I want to practice talking.
Is there a good place to talk?
This is a good place to talk.
You can also watch TV.
You can watch TV and talk like this person.
This is a good place to talk.
I will watch TV and practice talking.
You don't have to practice talking.
She drinks a lot of SADO RIKA.
Please drink.
This is very bad.
You are not allowed to drink water after this.
This is very bad.
From now on, there will be a second round of impersonation.
He invites him back to SHIMURA TORO.
I don't think ENDO and INOUE have the ability to imitate.
But if you lose, you have to drink.
YODA, do you want to drink?
I don't know anything.
What do you imitate?
I'm afraid of patterns that I don't know.
Do you imitate gorillas?
I know gorillas.
Do you know HANMIKA?
I know the face of a gorilla, but I don't know what to imitate.
Do you know gorillas?
I know gorillas.
What does that mean?
Why do you know only gorillas?
Is ENDO okay?
He doesn't seem to imitate gorillas.
Does he do it in the dressing room?
Does he imitate gorillas in front of everyone?
I have never imitated gorillas.
Did you all see that he was doing his best?
He is as big as UME.
He should have a bigger reaction.
Everyone's reaction is amazing.
I saw it.
It was interesting.
SHIBATA's HANMIKA was interesting.
This is a very good thing.
This is good for eating.
Who is that?
Do you imitate Inoue?
I don't imitate him.
I don't watch TV.
I don't watch entertainers.
Do you know gorillas?
I know gorillas.
Please stop it.
Gorillas are very famous.
If there is an animal, I will never take a picture of YODA and INOUE.
New characters are being awakened.
Now, let's go. As soon as the genre comes out, it's a fast-paced game.
Here we go. Here's the impersonation genre.
Oh!
Oh! End!
I can't get it.
Wait a minute.
It's a gag.
There's something called a gag.
You're doing a gag.
What's a gag?
This is a gag.
What is a gag?
Please imitate it.
It's Tsuda-kun.
Tsuda-ne!
Dian Tsuda.
Here we go.
What was it? What kind of guy is it?
Tsuda-ne!
Three, two, one.
Here we go.
Goi-goi-su!
Please do it a little more.
Goi-goi-su!
That's more like it.
Do it more.
There's a swing.
Goi-goi-su!
Okay.
You did your best.
Goi-goi-su.
It was cute.
It's good.
It's cute.
It's good.
You did your best.
Did I do my best?
You did your best.
You pushed it pretty fast.
It's really fast.
I got there faster than I thought.
Himura-san is pushing you.
I'm pushing you.
Me?
Endo, you passed.
I'm glad.
It's your courage.
It's my courage.
That's right.
It's my courage.
Endo passed.
Who is the next hero?
Here we go.
This is the genre.
Oh, no.
This is good.
I don't know.
What should I do?
It's an anime.
If you don't know what it is, you can do it.
Okay.
It's an anime.
Please do this impersonation.
I haven't seen it yet.
It's okay.
Here we go.
It's Son Goku.
3, 2, 1.
Go ahead.
Stop it.
I want to see your impersonation of talking.
That's right.
Talk.
It's Son Goku's impersonation of talking.
I'm Goku.
A little more.
That's good.
A little more.
I'm Goku.
Give me more.
Talk to me.
I'll beat you.
Don't say that.
You might say that.
I've never heard of it.
I'll beat you.
Okay.
It's okay.
You really don't know.
I'll do my best.
You said, I'm Goku.
It's a good atmosphere.
That's right.
You are really doing your best.
I'm doing my best.
Can you do that?
Of course.
Do it.
I'm hungry.
Hey, car.
Okay.
It's okay.
You can do it.
I'm doing my best.
Can you do that?
I'm doing my best.
Okay.
It's okay.
You should have done it.
I'm doing my best.
There is a way to say it strongly.
Himura is a professional.
He can do it quickly.
It's a game.
It's okay.
Inoue, you just need to beat him.
Okay.
Can Inoue beat Himura?
I'll do it.
I want to do it.
We don't know yet.
We may get a punishment.
I see.
Inoue, do your best.
Here is the animal you will do.
Chicken.
Let's do it.
3, 2, 1.
Go ahead.
What is it?
Cockroach.
Please do more.
Chicken?
Please enter the chicken.
It will be a punishment.
Cockroach.
Shout more.
It's morning.
Shout more.
Cockroach.
OK.
Great.
I thought I would punish you, but I did my best.
The first cockroach was very interesting.
It was scary.
Did you want to do it?
I can do it if it's an animal.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Please do it.
How can you do it?
It's just a cockroach.
Why?
It's interesting.
It's an explosion.
Why does it come out of that earthquake?
It's a punishment.
I can't do it.
Please drink it.
It stinks.
It's a chicken.
I'm Luna.
I'm Miwa.
Do you notice it?
I notice it.
It's different, isn't it?
It's different.
What is it?
It's a visual of 2020.
I cut my bangs to look younger.
Did you notice it?