AISubs v3
Nogizaka, continue!
Don!
Nice to meet you, I'm Kouji Nogizaka. I'm the host, Bananama.
Nice to meet you!
I'm Kouji Nogizaka!
I'm Asuka Tabidachi.
What?
We're at a different place today.
Yes, we are.
We're at Takanawa's Hiten-no-ma.
Wow, two nights in a row.
Two nights in a row.
It's not even two nights in a row.
It's not?
Himura-san, please tell us what we're doing today.
Kouhaku Bounen-kai!
Bounen-kai!
Bounen-kai was held last year, too.
This year, we changed the style a bit.
We're going to do Kouhaku Bounen-kai separately.
Bounen-kai in Nogizaka is known for its strong women.
It's a rumor in the industry, too.
When I went to the bathroom, I was like,
Is she a strong woman?
I could see her from behind.
Really?
There are a few seats available, so I was curious.
It's called an opening act.
What is it?
It's called an opening act.
Everyone, let's get excited.
The audience should get excited, too.
Let's go.
Thank you very much.
The opening act is great, Asuka-chan.
It's good to start with Yamaken-san.
The kimono is better than last year.
It was cheaper.
The kimono is good, but it's the same way as FNS Kayosai.
Yesterday, Matsuken-san was in front of Nogizaka.
I don't think I'm losing.
I don't appear after a fake.
Did Yamaken-san give you instructions?
I'm a new member, so I went abroad alone.
Did you go abroad?
I told him to do his best.
Yamaken-san was smaller than I imagined.
I saw a real kimono last night.
Let's have a toast.
Asuka-chan will do it.
I want Asuka-chan to do it.
I'm sorry.
This year, the two teams will play against each other.
Asuka-chan wants to see Asuka-chan.
Asuka-chan laughs a lot.
Let's play the first game.
What's in the mask?
First, it's a one-on-one game to see what kind of mouth they have in the mask.
This time, Shakure, Peko-chan, Maeba-dashi.
Choose one of these four.
Make a mouth in the mask so that the other person can't see it.
Read the other person's expression through the mask.
If you can make the same mouth, you'll get 3 points.
We're going to switch this up.
First, Shitara vs. Iwamoto vs. Hibura vs. Kaki.
Iwamoto will go first.
I'm going to start.
Iwamoto, please show us your face.
Have you already done it?
Are you doing it?
You're doing it a little bit.
Did you know the moment it changed?
I didn't know at all.
Kaki, please decide and make your own face.
Now, both of you will take off your masks at the same time.
3, 2, 1, go!
It's Peko-chan!
Peko-chan, Peko-chan.
That's amazing!
Why did you see through it?
Nice, Peko-chan!
I just wanted to see it.
Why did you see through it?
Next, Hibura vs. Kaki.
Kaki, you didn't see through it, did you?
I didn't see through it.
I thought you didn't see through it.
I didn't see through it.
Now, please show us your face.
Please watch the next one!
Oh, he's back.
Yeah, he's back.
He's back a little.
Now, now,
Hiyamoto, did you get it?
What? Isn't it difficult?
It's difficult.
I think I got it once.
Now, Hiyamoto, please do the same face in the mask.
Now, I'll take it.
One, two, three.
Go ahead!
Ago-dashi?
It's Hyottoko!
Oh, no!
Isn't it shakurete?
What do you mean, isn't it shakurete?
No, it's not shakurete.
No, it's not. You put in a fake at first, didn't you?
You bent it.
I don't know which one is the chin.
At first, I thought it was Hyottoko because the mask was like this.
6 points!
Mura-kun, you got 6 points again!
Oh, no!
Next is a one-on-one battle.
The winner is Akimoto, who won the rock-paper- scissors.
Now, let's see your face.
Please do it.
Are you doing it already?
Yes.
Something moved.
The mask moved a lot.
But...
What is it?
It's like...
It was like this once.
Yes, it was.
Is it shakurete? Is it peko-chan? Is it Hyottoko?
Yes, it is.
Peko-chan was doing it, and it got wet from here.
Oh, no!
She was doing it for a long time.
What?
I didn't know that.
Oh, no! Asuka, you don't know, do you?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to see.
Now, please make the same face, Asuka.
I'll take off the mask.
3, 2, 1.
Please take it off.
Hyottoko!
Oh, no!
It was a foreshadowing!
No way! Was it a foreshadowing?
It was there!
Peko-chan was doing it like this.
Really?
Yes, it was.
What?
It was a foreshadowing!
Oh, no!
Hyottoko got a point!
I did it!
I'm strong!
Please keep it a little wider.
She is losing.
She is really a hide-and-seek.
She is amazing.
She is small.
I don't think Asuka will do it.
There is such a psychological war.
It's the last time for Asuka to do this.
That's right.
Asuka's shakure, hyottoko, and peko-chan are the best.
I've never done it.
I've never seen it either.
Asuka, please activate the face you chose.
She is putting in a fake.
She is putting in a lot of fakes.
Did she put it in?
At the end, she looked like she was going to spit it out.
She put it in.
Wait a minute.
She put in a lot of fakes.
Akimoto, please make the same face.
Please take off your mask.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
It's a hyottoko.
I was busy.
As an actress, I did a lot of work.
I didn't have time to change.
Asuka's wish came true.
I couldn't put it in the studio.
You're a bad mouth.
Next game, Himura-san, please.
Let's go.
Slipper Nia pin challenge.
Each team will challenge three people.
The team with the closest pin wins 10 points.
First, Shitara-kun Suzuki and Himura-kun Kubo will challenge.
Can't we see Himura-san's X-vision?
We can't show you the X-vision, but we can give you a lecture from Himura-san.
Oh, I want to know.
Himura-san is called the Himura of the shoe- throwing.
Himura-san, can you tell us the tips?
Well, it's not very high.
It's better to throw it low with a liner.
If you swing it, it's over.
There are a lot of people who raise it.
I want you to wear it loosely.
Loosely.
I'll tell you the point.
Think of it as a clock.
This is 12 o'clock.
What time is it?
3 o'clock.
9 o'clock.
What?
Are you watching from the other side?
Yes, I'm watching from here.
12 o'clock.
6 o'clock.
What about this?
3 o'clock.
Here.
What time is it?
5 o'clock.
Here.
4 and a half o'clock?
Yes, 4 and a half o'clock.
OK?
4 and a half o'clock.
Remember.
4 and a half o'clock.
7 and a half o'clock.
You're weak.
4 and a half o'clock.
7 and a half o'clock.
Why?
Isn't it 4 and 7 o'clock?
If it's 4 and 7 o'clock, you'll be weak.
4 and a half o'clock.
7 and a half o'clock.
4 and a half o'clock.
7 and a half o'clock.
Do you get it?
Did you see the point?
Did you see the ankle?
The last one.
Here.
I'm holding it down.
Here.
I'm holding it down.
In order to get it straight,
here.
I want to make it straight here.
Well, Slipper Near Pin.
Next.
It's the first one.
So, I don't know how much I can do.
That's right.
Please.
I'm counting on you.
Oh, no.
You did it!
I told you so!
You did it!
I told you so!
You did it!
The one that goes into the tempura.
5m 10cm.
Next, Kubo's challenge.
Go for it, Kubo!
You heard what Kubo said, right?
Yes, 4.30 and 7.30.
Well, I...
I got it.
In Kubo's case, 4.30...
Yes.
Well, I think 10.30 is fine.
10.30!
It's pretty high.
She's a woman without power.
But golf is not about power.
It's not golf.
It's similar.
It's a slipper.
The theory is similar.
Well, let's go.
Slipper near pin challenge.
Go for it!
4.30 and 7.30.
This is weak.
In my case, it's right in front of me.
I put a lot of effort into it, but it didn't stop at all.
The slipper is light.
It's light.
So, you have to put a lot of effort into it.
Next, Yoda and Hayakawa's challenge.
First, Hayakawa from Himura-gun.
Actually, I have a special skill that I've been hiding until now.
My toes move freely.
Like this.
Can you do this?
Yes.
Can you play rock-paper-scissors with your toes?
I can play rock-paper-scissors.
I can grab anything.
You can do that, too, right?
Your toes move freely.
You've been doing that since you were born.
I open my fingers and stop them.
I close my fingers as soon as I put out my force.
Then, my toes move freely.
The theory is right.
You can do the slipper.
Yes, I can do the slipper.
If your toes come out when you do the slipper, it's a record.
Your toes came out.
Yes, they did.
That's what I want.
Hayakawa, let's do it.
Slipper Near Pin Challenge.
Go for it!
The distance to the left is perfect.
Lucky! Lucky! Lucky!
That's probably...
You went pretty far.
5.38m.
Nice!
That's the closest so far.
Hayakawa's record is 5,000 steps.
Yoda from Chitara Army.
Yoda, I'm counting on you.
Everyone is leaning this way.
I'll try to aim this way.
On the right side?
Like this?
No, not like that.
Hey, Hayakawa!
Hayakawa's record is 5,000 steps.
It's not this, it's not this.
I'm sorry, it's not this.
No excuses.
It's not this.
I said to wear it before you spit it out.
If you say it like that.
Wait, one more time. How many times are you going to do it?
A small one.
That's amazing. I'm shaking.
Your face is playing with a super scary face.
Now, let's start the Slipper Miyapin Challenge.
Please.
I did it. Why? I told you.
I told you.
Yodani did it.
I forgot that I was in a good position.
I'm sorry.
I told you.
Can Kimura-kun keep the lead?
The third person is Tamura.
You have it.
Look.
Now, let's start the Slipper Miyapin Challenge.
Please.
I thought it was a pro-wrestler.
It's the ceiling after all.
There's a chance.
There is.
Will Kanagawa be able to turn things around?
I'm counting on you.
Be careful of the ceiling.
Yes.
It's the best if you ride on top of it.
I'll do it.
I'm counting on you.
I'll do it.
I have hope.
Now, the Slipper Near Pin Challenge.
Go ahead.
It's close.
How far is Hayato?
It's not bad.
Is it far?
Is that so?
She won.
How far is Hayato?
And the second match is a showdown between the two captains.
What kind of high-level battle will it be?
I want to see it.
It's true.
This is it.
First, Himura's challenge.
I'm counting on you.
This is amazing.
Himura's second match is a slipper challenge.
I wanted to go further.
It's a liner.
I wanted to go further.
It's going straight.
It's 2m 20cm.
It's faster than I thought.
Is it first place?
Will it be a miracle?
I'm scared.
It was a little too much.
Let's go.
Please.
It's close.
I did it!
It's completely close!
I did it!
Amazing!
And so, in this match,
Shitanaguma wins!
Yay!
I did it!
I didn't think the slippers would get this excited.
It's fun.
The slippers get this excited.
I want to do this on the 18th.
Now, Himura-san, please continue.
It's time for Yokyo!
I did it!
Yokyo, Yokyo.
This time, Asuka-chan...
Yes.
Produced it.
She said she wanted you to do this.
It's a dub that suits each person.
I'm looking forward to it.
First, the first group.
Now, please.
Let's go!
Yay!
This is good.
So cute!
Asuka-chan.
I really didn't know, Shinjo.
I didn't know who it was.
It smells so good.
Is it persimmon?
It's persimmon.
Persimmon, huh.
You're doing that with your teeth in front of you.
Oh, I can see it.
That's amazing.
This year is the year of the fox dance.
This year, Kanagawa left footprints.
Footprints?
Footprints.
Well, it's okay if it's footprints, but it's just a fox.
I left it.
Oh, I see.
It was cute.
You did this in a lot of places this year, right?
Yes, I did.
Kaki did this in a lot of places, too.
That's right.
A lot of people did Shinjo-san, but isn't it the funniest?
It's really funny.
I really didn't know.
It's funny.
Who is the exciting guy?
The quality is pretty good.
It's really high.
It's like a DJ booth.
What?
Let's move on to the next person!
IZUIZU-RYU-JAN!
I got it!
Why?
PRF!
What is this?
Asuka-chan, a request for PRF.
It's so high in perfection!
Amazing!
First of all, there are people who still don't know DJ Kou-san.
Is it Yumiki?
IZUIZU-JAN!
IZUIZU-RYU-JAN!
It's a little different.
It's IZUIZU-RYU-JAN!
IZUIZU-RYU-JAN!
Why is it a dance?
And it's interesting that Shibata does this.
Yuki-san?
She's good at singing.
But she looks good.
She's cute.
She's like a fairy.
She looks good in a gal-like outfit.
I know, I know.
And a soccer player from South America.
Sam-san.
Sam-san, right?
Sam-san.
Sam-san, right?
Hayashi can do anything.
Why?
Sam-san doesn't have that kind of image.
I know.
He's narrow-minded, isn't he?
It looks like his mother is making a garbage steak.
I know, I know.
It's funny.
How did you feel when you got this offer?
I was happy.
What about DJ Kou-san?
IZUIZU-JAN!
He's crazy.
I thought he would accept it.
He's lowering his chin.
Is he lowering his chin?
Kou-san!
IZUIZU-JAN!
Don't do that, Kou-san.
It's funny.
IZUIZU-JAN!
I met these three before the show.
I see.
They were probably rehearsing for this.
I didn't expect them to do this.
They were rehearsing for this.
It's funny.
It's really funny.
It's crazy.
It's really good.
It's the best.
Next on Saito Masuka.
The last episode of tears.
This.
Catchphrase?
It's a word that Ikoma-san used in the early days of Sankisei Shokai.
I'm Nogizaka Nakamura from Uruwasu.