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Nogizaka Kojimu!
Don!
I'm the host of Nogizaka Kojichu, Banana Man.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Nogizaka-chan.
One, two.
Pitch-pitch.
It's been 46 hours since the last time we were on TV.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm tired.
I'm jealous of you.
We said on the radio.
We said we wanted to do 87-hour TV with two people.
I thought you would die.
You sang the song we went to.
I thought you would sing more.
But you only sang one song.
We had a lot of fun.
I don't want to say it.
That was the peak.
It wasn't the peak.
Let's go.
Hibimura-san, please tell us about today's program.
Nogizaka's PR plan.
Thank you for your hard work.
A new member of Nogizaka46 has been selected from about 90,000 people.
Please look forward to it.
Tonight, the first member of Nogizaka46 is going to introduce himself with his senpai.
However, the PR time will be decided by the winner of the first game.
In order to introduce himself as long as possible, can the senpai and kouhai suddenly work together?
If I become the last one, I can only do PR for a short time.
Oh, no! The senpai will hate me for the rest of my life.
It's up to the senpai's power, right?
I can't remember.
He's never played a game before.
That's right.
First of all, let's have the first member of Nogizaka46.
It's this member.
It's our first time meeting, so let's introduce ourselves briefly.
I'm Miku Ichinose. Nice to meet you.
What?
I'm Miku Ichinose.
Miku Ichinose.
Next.
I'm Aya Ogawa. Nice to meet you.
What?
I'm Aya Ogawa.
Aya Ogawa.
I heard it wrong.
Aya Ogawa.
Next.
I'm Iroha Okuda. Nice to meet you.
What?
I'm Iroha Okuda.
Iroha Okuda?
Yes.
Iroha Okuda.
I heard it wrong.
Iroha Okuda.
Yoda, Tsutsui, and Kubo will be the pair. What will they do in this challenge?
Cracker relay!
What's this?
Five crackers.
Each pair will eat five crackers in a relay.
The one who finishes eating first will get 5 minutes, 3 minutes, and 1 minute of PR time.
The judge, Himura, will see the inside of your mouth.
It's a game of whether you finish eating fast or not.
From the beginning?
What do you mean by that?
You have to see if the crackers are gone or not.
It's been 8 years since we started doing this challenge.
Can you show us the inside of your mouth?
I'm just checking.
There's no weird meaning.
What?
Which pair will get 5 minutes of PR time?
Let's get started.
If one person finishes eating, the next person will start eating.
If you finish eating, raise your hand and show the inside of your mouth.
If you get a white flag, Himura, you have to be strict.
Of course.
Don't leave a single cracker.
How confident are you?
You've never done this before.
But you have YODA.
YODA can eat anything.
I have a strategy.
Do you have a strategy?
I have a strategy when I eat SATA ANDAGI fast.
SATA ANDAGI fast?
That was the fastest.
That's no good.
Did you learn from that?
I learned from that.
How about you?
I saw a square cracker for the first time.
Really?
There are many things in the world.
You learned a lot.
What kind of cracker did you see?
A round one.
I saw a rich cracker.
I'm glad.
How about you?
I want to avoid 1 minute.
1 minute is a very short time.
If you say your name and laugh, it's over.
I want you to do your best.
YODA, how about you?
I always eat slowly.
This is my first time.
I will do my best to eat fast today.
I haven't seen many young people eating fast.
You are like SUGAWARA.
All food fighters can eat fast.
I'm winning in this show.
Are you winning?
I don't care if the food is messy.
I want to talk to HIMURA.
It's important to show it.
If you don't show it, you won't get an OK.
You may get an OK.
We will play various games from now on.
The rules of the game are fun.
If you don't cheat and do your best, everyone will enjoy it.
We learned that at FRIEND PARK.
We will play various games from now on.
This is the first game to celebrate.
How do you challenge the variety game?
I will start.
I have already seen it.
I will start.
Wait a minute.
This, this, this, this, this.
I was about to receive this.
Please do it quickly.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Then let's go.
Ready with a cracker.
Start.
Go.
Don't spill it.
Oh, this.
Is it better to put it all at once?
Is it better to split it up?
This is already the second one.
Okuda put it in the second one.
I can do it.
Let me see it.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Don't do it.
Okuda doesn't have any more.
Does Okuda still have it?
Don't do it.
Okuda can't do it.
Don't do it.
You're doing great!
More, more!
You're doing great!
Come here!
You can do it!
Ready, set...
No, no, no!
No?
You're not doing well.
Please!
You can do it!
Check it out!
You're not doing well!
He's not getting it.
You can do it!
Okay!
Switch!
He's getting tired.
Okay!
How's this one?
Switch!
They're nearly on the same page!
Yoda's fast.
Fubo's fast, too.
Tsutsui's fast, too.
The seniors are fast.
You can do it!
You're doing great!
How many have you eaten already, Himura-san?
I've already eaten Kubo.
The third one?
This is the last one.
Can you show me Kubo, Himura-san?
I'll show you Kubo.
What are you showing me?
Why are you showing me that?
Yoda is fast.
Yoda, if you put it in your mouth, it's the third one.
Tsutsumi, Tsutsumi.
You don't have any more?
There's a lot.
Yoda is fast.
Yoda, if you put it in your mouth, it's the fourth one.
Kubo is the fifth one.
Put it in your mouth.
Kubo is the fifth one.
Himura-san, Yoda, Yoda.
Show me more.
One, two.
More, more.
One, two.
Tsutsumi, Tsutsumi.
Okay.
Yoda, Yoda, Yoda.
Yoda, Yoda.
Okay.
Kubo is the fifth one.
Kubo, show me how you swallow it.
Kubo, show me.
Don't wake me up.
So, Ogawa's team is the first place.
The second place is Ichinose.
The third place is Okuda.
That's right.
Kubo, it's a big difference.
I showed it at a fast pace, so I couldn't chew it.
How did you manage to show it at that pace?
I couldn't chew it.
Let's start with Game 1.
The other two have 5 minutes to promote themselves.
Ready, start!
Please introduce yourself again.
I'm Uga Aya, 14 years old, from Chiba Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
Aya is the youngest.
I'm also the youngest, 14 years old.
We have a lot in common.
I'm going to introduce it today.
What is it?
Both of us were born in June.
In Nogizaka 46, there are only me and Ayame.
You were born in June.
What else?
My name is Aya.
I see.
What else?
What is this?
What else?
I used to be a soloist.
I'm 12 years old.
That's amazing.
I'm 12 years old.
What else?
My charming points are my eyebrows, eyelashes, and hair.
I'm also praised for my eyelashes.
We have a lot in common.
Aya, who is still 14 years old, has a lot of cute points.
So I'd like to ask you a lot of questions.
Who do you respect?
My dad and mom.
Cute.
What was the most embarrassing episode?
I often wore my clothes back and forth.
I wore a uniform on top of my pajamas and went out.
Cute.
What was the most interesting episode recently?
I was sitting with my smartphone.
Siri responded and said,
I found a hero here.
I was mistaken for a hero.
Cute.
Siri is cute.
Do you have any secrets you haven't told anyone yet?
Actually, I haven't told the members yet.
I'm still sleeping with my mom.
And Aya Ogawa.
This is also similar to me.
She is calm at her own pace.
She doesn't seem to be surprised.
Let's play a game where we can get a reaction.
First, hold it.
If you press here, the music will play.
When you think the music has stopped, press this button.
If it's too late, the music will play.
It's a light that comes to your hand.
You press it when the music stops, right?
If you press anything else, the music will play.
I'll go.
You suddenly do this.
You go when the music stops.
I'm scared.
You're scared, aren't you?
I'm scared.
Wait a minute.
Which one is which?
I didn't get it.
You can't talk to each other.
Three minutes have passed.
It's a waste of precious time.
What is that?
I'm sorry.
Let's continue.
Ogawaya does everything by herself.
When she's free, she likes to imagine how to make things around her.
For example, how about this chair?
Wrap the cotton with leather, sew it, bend the iron rod, nail it, and it's done.
That's great.
What's great?
One minute has passed.
Today, I'm going to play the air drum and Ogawaya will imagine how to make it.
I see.
Air drum?
You're going to play the air drum, aren't you?
If you hit the drum, Mr. Bananaman will tell you how to make it.
How do I make it?
Let's start.
How is it?
Stop it.
Wrap the cotton with leather, sew it, nail it, and it's done.
That's great.
You can't play the air drum.
30 seconds have passed.
Let's do it again.
Let's play the air drum.
Let's go.
Please.
Sneakers.
If you don't play the air drum, it's the same.
Put the paint on the cloth, put it on the rubber, make a hole, and pass the string.
It's done.
It's over.
How was it?
Let's play the air drum again.
I want to play it again.
Time is up.
To see the special reaction, let's play the air drum again.
Can I play it again?
Yes, you can.
Press the button when the music stops.
If Tsutsui doesn't win, Ogawa will want to see her reaction.
I'm sorry.
You are 14 years old.
Are you the only 14-year-old?
I'm the only one.
Akimoto is 14 years old.
I'm half 14 years old.
Akimoto is 42 years old this year.
Does it look like that?
After this, a cunning character was born.
Next, how does Yodate use 3 minutes?
Ready, start.
Thank you.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm 18-year-old MIKU from Fukuoka prefecture.
I will do my best to become a wonderful idol that many people can support.
Thank you.
MIKU is still nervous and looks calm.
You are from Fukuoka prefecture like me, so you still have a dialect, right?
I speak Hakata dialect with my friends.
I want everyone to see me speaking Hakata dialect.
Please answer my question in Hakata dialect.
That's good.
What is your favorite food?
I like sweets, but I especially like chocolate.
How much do you like it?
I don't eat rice, so I eat a lot of chocolate.
That's a lot.
Do you have any other favorite foods?
I also like squid noodles and salmon noodles.
I recommend horse sashimi, so I'll bring it next time.
Thank you, I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
What is this dreamlike feeling?
I have a question for MIKU. Who do you admire among the members?
I admire MANATO AKIMOTO and MIZUKI IMASHITA.
They have a genius face and are cute.
However, they have a strong sense of humor.
I see, you like that kind of thing.
Thank you.
What do you two have in common?
You have a mischievous personality.
I also have a mischievous personality.
That's good.
I will hold a handshake event with acrylics.
I will ask HIMURA to do it.
HIMURA, please do it quickly.
I will do it for you.
Are you okay?
Please come to the next person.
nice to meet you.
Thank you very much.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Why are you doing this?
It's time for you to do it.
nice to meet you.
Where did you come from today?
I came from my house.
I came from SAGAMIHARA.
Thank you very much.
Will you continue to support me?
Of course, you are very cute.
I will show you a special move today.
MI-KUN-KUN.
Thank you very much.
What are you doing?
I got a punch.
Can you pose for the camera?
Thank you very much.
Yamashita Akimoto
You got a name from a senior you admire.
I'm so happy.
I want you to grow up like us.
I want you to grow up.
I want you to inherit a strong character.
I want you to inherit it.
But I don't think I've lost to a special move.
What?
Well, it's okay.
I wanted to do it, but it's okay.
Isn't that a special move?
It's okay.
I think Mi-kyun and Zu-kyun are the same.
I don't like it.
It's okay.
I'll show you a special move that you like.
Don't say that.
I'll show you a special move that you like.
I'm taking good care of it.
Go ahead.
To the hearts of everyone in front of the TV.
Zu-kyun
The quality doesn't change at all.
That's right.
I've been doing it consistently.
That's right.
Yamashita doesn't have this kind of thing.
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
That's right.
It's like Mr. Yamaken.
I wonder what Mr. Yamaken's dance is.
It's okay to say, Orei.
Is this a pun?
You can wink there, right?
That's right.
Orei and wink.
Can I wink?
Ore
I don't like it.
It wasn't good at all.
It's not good at all.
It wasn't good at all.
It's not good at all.
It's not cute and it's not funny.
It's funny.
I think that's your own strength.
It's not good at all.
Tomato.
The factory is full of positive energy.
The last is OKUDA KUROPEA.
Can she do PR in one minute?
Let's go. PR time is one minute.
start.
Please introduce yourself again.
I'm OKUDA IROHA, a 16-year-old high school freshman from Chiba Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
She is positive.
She is always positive.
She can be positive no matter what she is told.
For example, what do you do when it suddenly rains?
I imagine a desert.
I think it's better than not raining.
That's great.
She can be positive no matter what she is told.
Please give her a negative situation.
Her teeth are broken.
I don't know anything worse than this.
That's great.
Do you have anything to say?
Her teeth are all gone.
If you put all the teeth in, your teeth will be more beautiful.
Please do it as it is.
You have 30 seconds left.
She is positive.
She has a lot of special skills.
I will show it to you today.
She is doing her best.
There is a lemon here.
What can you do with this?
You can eat lemons without getting sour.
I will eat it.
Can you eat lemons without getting sour?
Is that a sour lemon?
It was sour.
You eat it.
I don't know if it's sour or not.
It was just right.
It was good.
This is pretty good.
One minute is short.
But it was pretty good.
You ate it quickly.
Was the lemon sour?
It was so sour that it was strange.
What is that?
I can feel the sourness.
Is it delicious?
It's a vitamin C.
Are you trying to be positive?
That's amazing.
What is the thing you said earlier?
Is it a way of thinking?
That's right.
Himura just said what she was doing.
She's really into it.
She turned it into a positive thing.
But I didn't do half of it.
I'm really sorry.
You can say what you want to say.
One minute is too short.
It's a special skill series that's too detailed.
Her waist bones come off.
Isn't it dangerous?
Isn't it too detailed?
Are you okay?
If you pull it out, you can see it.
Can you see it?
Isn't it dangerous?
Is it off?
It's off.
Why?
I've been doing it since I was little.
Can you do it with both legs?
There's a lot of dancing, but it won't come off.
You can remove it and move your waist a lot.
You can dance in a modest way without removing it.
Can you remove it and move it?
I'm removing it now.
Are you removing it now?
What do you mean by removing it and moving it?
If you remove it, your waist will go to the right more.
That's amazing.
If you give me a little more time, I'll tell you this.
This series can also make your tongue into the shape of a flower.
That's amazing.
I can do this, too.
I can move my ears.
You have a lot of body parts.
I can move my ears by removing the bones of my waist and tongue.
Can you do that?
Are you removing the bones of your waist?
Yes.
Can you show me your tongue?
I don't have money. What should I do?
Please tell me.
I don't have money, so please give it to me.
She is positive.
That's what she said.
She said,
No, no, no, no.
You can do it.
You can eat the bones.
A little more.
I can do it.
How can you do it?
I can do it.
Can you do that?
The 29th single,
Music Video is released.
The music video is released.
The concert of KITANO's graduation,
UnderLive's general release will start on the 19th.
And the ticket for the live broadcast is on sale.
It's done.
Then,
Everyone.
See you later.