AISubs v3
Kouji Nogizaka
Don!
I'm Kouji Nogizaka, the host of Banana Man.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm Kouji Nogizaka.
Yaki-go
Himura-san, what are we doing today?
We're going to Yodakken in Soutengai.
What is this?
She was a unique character from the beginning of her career.
But recently, she has been bringing in tricky episodes no matter what she listens to.
3rd generation Yoda Yuuki
Tonight, she will create a quiz from an interview with various questions to Yoda.
She will approach the true form with the members.
This is Yoda, the main character.
Yoda is not here.
Yoda is in another room.
Let's call him.
Yoda
Today is Yoda quiz.
I'm a little confused.
Really?
When I came to the schedule, it said Yoda project.
I thought I did something.
It's normal.
That's right.
Yoda is actually
In the project called Nogizaka's average point queen
She was chosen as a queen, so she's actually an average person.
I can't believe it.
You can't believe it, right?
She was also chosen as a queen when she was in the project called Teihen.
There's a big difference.
I don't know Himura-san.
Himura also participated in the quiz.
Each correct answer earns 1 point.
The member who earns the most points at the end will receive a luxury product from Yoda.
I prepared it.
Yoda?
Yes.
Luxury product.
Are you preparing a Yoda in Kisoten?
Let's start the Yoda quiz in Kisoten.
What is the name of Yoda's grandfather?
It's Tsugiyo-san.
Originally, it was supposed to be Taro.
My grandfather's mother's birth certificate.
I made a mistake in the order of writing the name.
It was written as Jinan, so it was written as Jinan.
But it was reflected as it was.
It can't be helped, so it became Tsugiyo.
What is the origin of Yoda's name?
Originally, it was supposed to be Sumire.
I was surprised at this episode.
Originally, it was supposed to be Taro.
I made a mistake in the order of writing the name.
It was written as Jinan, so it was written as Jinan.
But it became Tsugiyo.
It's very different.
It's very interesting.
From this episode, Yoda became Yuki.
Why did Yoda become Yuki?
It was originally Sumire, but it became Yuki.
Hoshino, please tell us.
The moment I was born, I cried, saying, Yuki.
You want to go that far, don't you?
It's a pity that the crying voice is Yuki.
Is it completely different?
Let's go to the answer.
Here it is.
What is the origin of Yoda's name?
It was originally planned to be Sumire, but it seems that it was too late to come out of the stomach, and the face color was bad and it wasn't cute.
I was told that I was pitiful for losing my name, and my father's name was Yuzo and my mother's name was Yuki, so I became Yuki between my father and mother.
It's amazing, isn't it? I don't think your parents will lose their name if they are Sumire at the moment of birth.
You became cute after all. Yoda, your father was originally Sumire, but he was not Sumire, so Yuki, and even though he was his first grandson, he said that he was pitiful in the car on his way home.
It was the most unkind. Among the many babies, this child was the most unkind.
Let's move on to the next one.
This is a Yoda Quiz.
I want to win.
What does Yoda always cry when he sees this?
Grandfathers and grandmothers.
Relatives who have passed away.
I may cry when I meet them.
It's a touching reunion.
Who is the historical figure that Yoda respects?
Historical figure?
It's difficult.
Asuka Saito.
I've heard of her as a person.
She has 8 middle-aged men.
I don't know.
Please understand Yoda.
I've met her.
Tetsuko Kuroyanagi.
Yukichi Fukuzawa.
I've never met her.
I don't know.
What is this?
In history...
Asada Mao-san.
In a broad sense,
in the history of Japanese sports history,
in that sense,
he may be a historical figure.
That's right.
Love is a measure of health and health.
Yota.
Yes.
Why did you say that?
I've loved watching figure skaters since I was little.
I got a lot of courage from Asada Mao-san.
Asada Mao-san...
No, no.
I got courage from him.
In a broad sense,
he may be a historical figure.
Is he a historical figure?
That's right.
Thank you very much.
I gave up.
If anyone can get at least one point,
he will be a champion.
He will be a champion.
What kind of program does Yota want to appear in?
It may be difficult because it's a child's life,
but it's a program where I interact with animals.
Something I don't usually interact with.
Here is the question.
What kind of animal does Yota want to interact with?
Now, it's time.
Chance.
This is a chance.
I think he's talking about animals.
Okano.
Mammoth.
That's a good one.
In that kind of world.
Something I don't usually interact with.
Mammoth.
Mukai.
Dog.
Something I don't usually interact with.
Dog.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
It's an animal with hair.
I see.
Yes.
Wild boar.
No.
This is the last one, Mukai.
Mukai.
Crab?
Wait a minute.
Oh, that was a big hint.
I was going to give you a hint.
I said Mukai.
I said crab.
I said it had hair.
No, no.
I didn't get it.
It came out pretty well.
A program where you interact with animals.
You can interact with big pandas and bears that you don't usually interact with.
Big pandas?
Big pandas and bears.
You can do it here.
I don't like it.
Do you like pandas?
I like pandas.
You said big pandas, but you don't like small pandas?
I don't like it.
You don't like it, but you feel a little crazy.
Even small pandas are cute.
At least I want more than Himura-san.
If you interact with such a thing, you will be beaten.
I want to be carried on my shoulders.
Do you want to be carried on your shoulders by a big panda?
Yes, it's a dream.
I want to be beaten.
I want you to get this right.
There are times like this.
You still have zero points.
Yoda Quiz
If Yoda could bring only one thing to a deserted island, what would it be?
Something I can go home with, like a boat.
If I don't have the confidence that I can go home, I won't be able to enjoy a deserted island.
What is it? Is that no good?
I can turn on the light, and if I work hard, I can make a fire.
If I don't have the confidence that I can go home, I won't be able to enjoy a deserted island.
She rejected the idea of a boat.
What is it, Mukai?
Me.
Mukai?
That's wrong.
Why do you think so?
She's the one who's always out of control.
I feel like I've been told this before, but it seems to be wrong.
You want to bring Mukai to a deserted island?
You were going to leave it there.
Salt.
You're going to say that all of a sudden.
Spear.
I see. To survive.
Himura-san.
Swimsuit.
You said you wanted to have fun.
Isn't she going to swim?
That's wrong.
I'll give you a big hint.
It's a deserted island, so I thought about it to survive.
A float.
That's wrong.
Mukai.
Bunny-kun.
You like Bunny-kun, don't you?
That's wrong.
Gun.
That's right.
I thought she wouldn't come out anymore.
I'm happy.
Please look at the answer sheet.
Gun.
I'm going to get it right.
That's right.
You can light a fire if you work hard.
It's a gun for when I become a doctor.
You think you can get a gun?
I can't think of a gun.
You got 1 point.
Yoda, you can't get a gun.
I can't get a gun?
I was told anything is fine.
Do you think you can get a gun in Japan?
If I get a license, I can get a gun.
If I fight a wild animal, I will definitely lose.
If I have a gun, I can fight.
I can also be a food.
Your idea is amazing.
You got 1 point.
You are a candidate for victory.
You will probably win.
Yoda Quiz
What is Yoda's specialty?
There is no hint.
Imitating an animal's cry.
Is this correct?
I give you 1 point.
There are other things.
Voice percussion.
Suddenly, Yoda's voice is like this.
DIY.
You are not good at it.
Cleaning the drain.
There is a hint.
You can do what you are good at around your face.
You can move your ears.
You are good at it.
I've never seen that before.
Yes, correct.
There are more.
There are more?
Yes.
There is another one around the face.
Yes, Himawari-san.
You can make the lymph flow.
That's close.
What?
Lymph.
Yes.
You can remove the chin.
Ah, the chin?
Yes.
Sato.
You can make it droop.
Correct.
What?
You can do that?
What is that skill?
What is Sato's special skill?
My special skill?
I can move my ears a lot.
Can you move your ears?
I can move my ears a lot.
Can you see it?
Yes, you can.
Can you move your ears?
I can move my ears a lot.
That's simple.
What else?
I can make my chin droop.
I can make my chin droop a lot.
Can I have a look?
I can give a strong massage.
I don't want to be pushed by my father.
He said I have iron in me.
Othello.
Othello is very strong.
I don't think I can lose.
I can imitate a dog's voice.
I think I've done it before.
I can talk to a dog.
I've had a dog since I was born.
I can talk to a dog.
I can answer to a dog.
Can you say something to a dog?
What did Yoda say?
It's difficult.
What did Yoda say?
What did he say?
Thank you always.
Let's ask Yoda again.
Do you remember this?
Yes, I do.
Do it again in a dog voice.
It's the same as before.
Do it again in a dog voice.
It's the same as before.
Waffle?
If this is a waffle, Yoda will laugh.
He said he can speak.
If this is a waffle, Yoda will laugh.
Don't say waffle.
It's not a waffle.
Hoshino.
It looks like rain today.
It's cute.
It looks like rain today.
It's Ume.
It's Ume, the champion candidate.
I love you.
It's close.
It's a pity.
Look at the correct answer.
What did you say?
Let's play.
No one said let's play.
Let's play.
I forgot one day, but when I was a child, I was looking up dog language on the Internet.
I thought this meant let's play.
If it's just woo, it's threatening.
If you say woo after woo, the dog will wag its tail and come to you.
Did you communicate with the dog?
I was communicating with the dog.
That's great.
I have a product, so please do your best.
I have a luxury product ready.
I want you to say it, too.
I want to get the correct answer.
I want to give it to him, too.
Why don't you give it to him as a gift?
Himura, you too.
This is a quiz about Yoda.
What would you do if Yoda switched with Himura?
If I were Himura, I would jump about three times.
After that, I would go around the city in the same way.
I would go to a massage shop and get a very strong massage.
Why?
What do you think you can win by competing with Himura Yoda?
What is it?
This is it.
Himura, look over there.
You are wrong.
Sumo wrestling.
I win sumo wrestling.
That is wrong.
Is it a finger sumo?
That is not a finger sumo.
That is a hair sumo.
That is not a hair sumo.
Is that a wrist sumo?
That is not a wrist sumo.
Is that a palm sumo?
That is not a palm sumo.
What do you think?
Wrestling.
Why is that?
I'm sure I'll win.
Karate.
I'm sure I'll win.
Shiri-zumo.
Ken-ken.
Correct!
Ken-ken-zumo.
What's that?
I'm sure I'll win.
There's more.
Go ahead.
Othello.
I'm sure I'll win.
What is it?
KENKEN ZUMO
Stand on one foot and push like this.
And KAKURENBO
OTHELLO
And...
The one where you stab and drop it.
With a helmet.
The one I did in NUGI.
MARUI
MARUTANI
I think I can win.
I beat Ume-chan.
HIMURA
I thought you were weak.
Let's hear her story.
I thought you were weak in many ways.
In many ways.
I'm strong.
But you said you wouldn't lose.
I have a good sense of balance.
I always cross thin roads, bridges, and logs.
Why?
I want to fight you someday.
I want to.
Are you good at KAKURENBO?
I'm good at hiding.
I can't be noticed.
Really?
I can hide in a place where no one enters.
I can climb high.
I can go low.
I can stick it on the ceiling.
What do you mean?
Did you stick it on the ceiling?
I stuck it on the ceiling of the hallway of my house.
What?
When I was in my parents' house.
With KAKURENBO?
Yes.
Did you stick it with your hands?
Yes.
OTHELLO is strong.
I've been doing it with my grandfather since I was in elementary school.
I don't think I'll lose.
With TSUGIYO?
Yes.
Yoda Quiz
How old can Yoda live?
50
What does Yoda eat on the last day of his life?
What is Yoda's last supper?
What does Yoda eat on the last day of his life?
Grapefruit
Correct!
What does Yoda eat on the last day of his life?
Pancake
Correct!
Grilled meat
Correct!
Grilled sweet potato
Correct!
Natto
Wrong!
Natto
It's a menu
Chanja
Correct!
White rice
Akanishigai
Correct!
Wait a minute, how do you know?
I was wondering what this was
I often look at where I eat
It's amazing to guess Akanishigai
You say it a lot on the last meal of your life
I like eating as usual
I usually wake up in the morning and eat basashi, grapefruit, and natto
I ate it today, but I really like to eat it with natto and Chanja
I eat Akanishigai for lunch, sushi, grilled meat, and grilled sweet potato
I also drink alcohol
It was good to drink alcohol
What do you want to eat on the last day of your life?
Akanishigai
What is Akanishigai?
I sell it at 7-Eleven
I put sweet soy sauce and wasabi on Akanishigai
Isn't it like Tsubugai?
I really like it
What do you eat on the last day of your life?
I usually eat sushi
Mom's rice
What is Chanja natto?
I always eat basashi, grapefruit, and natto in the morning
It's my routine
When I eat basashi, I want to eat grapefruit
When I eat grapefruit, I want to eat natto
Isn't it over if you eat grapefruit?
I don't understand
Next is the final question
The last is a 5-point question with a variety rule
What would you do if you suddenly got 1 million yen?
Yoda Quiz
What would you do if Yoda got 1 million yen?
I would change the floor of my house
I would count it
Correct!
That girl is the winner?
What was that answer?
I thought she was going to count it
She won!
She lost at the end
For now, I will count it from 1
Don't you want to count it?
Like, is it true?
That's not what I meant
So, Mukai's counting is correct
Mukai is the winner with 5 points
What is this?
So, what did Yoda prepare?
Ta-da!
What is this?
It's just a kotatsu futon that was in my house
You're going to give it to me?
Is this still not in use?
It's not in use
There's one more thing
It's a jigsaw puzzle of the floor I changed
What?
It's a jigsaw puzzle
What did you make?
It's a jigsaw puzzle of the floor I changed
You changed it?
It's beautiful
It's not fun at all to make a jigsaw puzzle
It's difficult
I was looking for a new jigsaw puzzle
Are you serious?
Are you a doctor or something?
It's like we're on the same boat
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