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Nogizaka Kojichuu!
We are Nogizaka Kojichuu!
I'm your host, Bananaman.
We are Nogizaka Kojichuu!
One, two...
I want to sit down quickly!
That's good.
So, before we start today's show,
everyone is looking at us.
They are saying they want to sit down quickly.
To be honest,
everyone won.
We did the show with only chairs.
Yes, we did.
The chair-land manager.
You were the chair-land manager.
I was happy to be the chair-land manager.
That's what Asuka said.
Now, everyone is sitting on the chair that they have been using for 10 years.
I see.
And next to it,
there is a chair called Zamen Fuka Fuka.
This chair.
It will be replaced by this chair.
What are you going to do?
Since it's a commemorative event,
let's sit together.
Let's sit together.
That's right.
Did you get a leave of absence?
That's right.
It's easier to sit here.
I see.
What should we do?
Should we say hello?
That's right.
Since Asuka said that,
let's sit together.
That's good.
Asuka, please stand up.
No, everyone is fine.
Asuka, please sit on the chair in front of you.
Let's feel the difference in sitting comfort.
Please sit down.
First of all, let's say thank you to this chair that we have been using for 10 years.
Thank you very much.
And thank you for the new chair.
Please sit back down.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
Seriously?
What?
No way.
Wait a minute.
No way.
Asuka-chan, how do you feel?
Amazing!
It's different.
Amazing!
Takayama, it's different.
Yes, my buttocks are getting bigger.
Is that so?
Matsumura.
It's amazing.
It's like my buttocks got another one.
No, no, no.
Wow.
That's amazing.
That's me.
Hoshino.
Yes.
Is it good?
The moment I sat down, I felt like I was floating.
It's amazing.
I feel like I'm in the highest class.
Is that so?
Amazing.
Since the members gave such a good reaction,
Banana Man decided to sit down as well.
First, this.
But...
It's like this, right?
But it's true.
With this,
sometimes it takes 3 hours to record a long video.
That's right.
So this is painful.
The footwork is good, though.
I can do it.
Shall we change?
Yes.
One, two, three.
Wow.
It's true.
This is...
Hey, hey.
I was surprised because it sank too much.
Wow.
It's amazing.
It's fluffy.
This is good.
I can't go back here anymore.
No, no, no.
I don't want to do it anymore.
I know.
Ume, that's good.
That's great.
Until now, it didn't sink even 1 cm.
It sinks at least 10 cm.
That's true.
I can do it.
If it's like this, I can go to Osaka.
I can go to Shinkansen with this.
I'm glad I got this.
It's the best.
If it's above this, it's a light backrest.
That's right.
Do you want to do something again?
I want to do it.
I want to do that land.
Iceland.
I want to do Iceland.
Even if you say Matsumura, how many more times will you record?
That's right.
Every time I watch this program, I think it's a good chair.
That's right.
I'm sad that this will be gone from the next time.
That's true.
I want to get this as a commemoration of my graduation.
I think so.
I want everyone to sign it.
That's right.
Matsumura's butt is already in the shape of this chair.
That's right.
I laughed and cried with this.
That's right.
You can wear this chair.
Goodbye.
Matsumura wants this chair.
That's right.
Let's go with this chair.
That's good.
Let's go with this chair.
Now, I'd like to announce the project we'll be doing today.
Nobita-kun!
Entertainment world!
SUGOROKU!
In order to survive in the entertainment world,
we'll be creating an original SUGOROKU
with various events that happen to entertainers.
We'll challenge ourselves as a team,
and while clearing the missions that have fallen into a dead end,
we'll aim for the proof of our growth, the goal.
Ah, that's right.
There will be a question on the bus that has stopped.
If you can't do it, you have to shake the dice again
and return to the number that came out.
What?
That's right.
Here is the team formation.
Cooperate as a team and overcome the rough waves of the entertainment world.
How do you feel? How confident are you?
I think I'm not good enough.
There are three people who are strong-willed,
so I want to do my best today.
With confidence.
I think it's advantageous to have a team with a variety of people.
That's right.
Variety person in charge, singing, etc.
There are various talents.
Team Matsumura.
Yes.
I think it's very strong.
I understand.
The most likely to have a long career.
It looks like it's tough.
This team also has a high level of experience.
It's expensive.
It looks like it has a high level of experience.
I don't know if I'll win or lose.
I don't know.
Team Ume.
What do you think, Ume?
This team has three members,
so the teamwork is perfect.
I've never lost a game during construction.
Ume has the image of winning.
I think I can win, so I'm confident.
I see.
Team Gaki.
Our team also has four members.
I don't know the entertainment world, so I'm confident.
I see.
Why did you say Gao in the middle?
I made a mistake.
Team Endo.
Start with Sugoroku.
This is Sugoroku, so it's better to get the biggest dice.
That's right.
It's better to get 6.
I'll get 6.
OK.
I'll start.
Please.
One, two.
Start.
It doesn't turn.
Please be careful.
It doesn't turn.
Please be careful.
Four.
One, two, three, four.
What's going to happen?
The god of laughter appears in a variety show.
What is he going to do?
He is going to hit with Russian wasabi.
I see.
It seems that the god has appeared.
Yes.
In fact, he is going to hit with Russian wasabi.
That's right.
This is the god of laughter.
Stop it.
Please come here.
Please.
At this bus stop, one representative will appear.
If he can hit with Russian wasabi, the mission will be cleared.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
The person who wins.
Endo is going to hit with me.
Why?
I can't let you eat Russian wasabi.
That's great.
Let's go.
This is the team leader, Endo.
Do your best.
Let's go.
The flow was good.
This is good.
Endo, you shouldn't look closely at this kind of thing.
That's right.
Don't say, I don't know.
Check if there is Russian wasabi in it.
Don't you know most of the programs?
I don't have soy sauce, so I have to put up with it.
I want soy sauce at times like this.
I understand.
It's okay if you pull out the wasabi.
It's okay.
I'm sorry if I can't pull it out.
It's okay.
The flow was good.
Let's go.
Endo, please choose one and eat it.
He went to the right.
Let's eat this in one bite.
Go.
And if you eat this, it will gradually...
How is it?
I don't know.
What?
Which one?
It doesn't look like there's wasabi in it.
Which one?
There's no wasabi in it.
There's no wasabi in it!
It's out!
What a shame!
The team that failed the mission will have to swing the dice again and return to the starting line.
Next, Team Matsumura will start.
Shall we start?
Here I go.
Go!
Four!
It's four!
It's a dice!
It's four!
This might be a bit of a joke.
You're riding it!
Matsumura, please move the car.
I'm sorry.
Matsumura, you're riding it!
So, Team Matsumura will also try the wasabi sushi mission.
Wasabi sushi, right?
Who's going to be on the team?
Everyone looks like they're going to eat it.
I think I can do it.
I'll do it.
Higuchi.
Why did you decide so quickly?
I only have one cardboard box.
The one you sit on and drop.
I feel like I'm getting all the spicy ones.
Will the laughing god descend on Higuchi, who is in great danger?
If you eat it with wasabi, it's okay.
Let's eat.
Please choose one.
The god was descending.
Let's go.
Setan!
Go!
Wasabi!
Is it wasabi?
Wasabi!
This is amazing.
He is holding it.
The laughing god is descending.
What's wrong?
He put his finger in it.
Are you okay?
It's okay.
It's okay to say a word.
What did you say?
The amount of wasabi is amazing.
This is strange.
This is good.
It's amazing.
Team Umezawa is going to roll the dice.
Please roll the dice.
Go!
3.
1, 2, 3.
It's here.
It's a sudden role and a drama.
This is likely to happen.
What will you do?
Someone will lose in one minute.
This is a very difficult situation.
In this situation, HIMURA will cry.
If anyone can shed tears in less than a minute, the game is over.
This is a very difficult situation.
This is not a normal situation.
This is a situation where you suddenly cry.
If you can cry, you can say,
I'm sorry.
This is a drama.
HIMURA often cries with his fingers in his throat.
I do that.
HIMURA often cries with his fingers in his throat.
This is a technique that UESHIMA of DACHANO CLUB did on a variety show.
This is amazing.
Are you not confident?
I'm not confident.
I'm afraid I'll laugh.
If you laugh, it's the worst as an actress.
This is a crying scene.
YODA also appears in movies.
I have a strategy.
Do you have a strategy?
It's easier to do if you tell me the strategy.
You just have to yawn a lot.
This is the worst actress.
This is a cute strategy.
This is the worst.
This is a member who has plenty of acting experience.
Can he shed tears in less than a minute?
Let's start.
start.
The game has begun.
Everyone is trying to yawn.
YODA is checking his training.
Don't make me cry.
He is about to go to the clouds.
HIMURA is about to laugh.
YODA laughs with a cute voice.
YODA has no fear.
This is an actress who enters a crying scene.
This is not a crying scene.
This is difficult.
The time limit is 20 seconds.
Yoda is opening his eyes.
Is it dangerous?
The last 10 seconds.
Wait a minute.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
What is it?
I can't concentrate like this.
What is it?
The judge made you laugh.
I didn't make you laugh.
I was just watching you cry.
I was watching you seriously.
I felt like you were laughing.
I was about to laugh, but Yoda peeked in front of me.
I peeked in front of you.
There are people like this in dramas and movies.
There are people like this.
As a result of the failure of the mission, Team Umezawa returned to the starting line.
Next, Team Kaki will start.
Let's go.
That's good.
Why are you doing the same thing?
Team Kaki, please.
Let's cry.
Will Team Kaki be able to clear the mission?
Do you have any questions?
When did you cry recently?
I cried during a live show
But there are times when everyone is crying
You just have to remember that
Will the 4th generation be able to clear the mission?
Are you ready?
Are you ready? Start!
It's better not to put the judge in the audience
She's going to cry in a minute
I was only looking at this side
But if you look at Himura-san
This is a pretty good situation
Let's go fast
If you remember the live show you did before
The fans who are watching
If you become Himura-san, you will laugh
Isn't Kaki good?
Are you laughing?
Tears
Let's go fast
10 seconds left
Don't spill it
You did it!
It came out! It came out! It came out! It came out!
It's 56 seconds now!
Why? How did you cry?
I remember the recent concert.
And when I think about the 4th generation, I cry.
It came out!
Himura-san, you definitely saw it now.
It's completely from the left eye, right?
Yes.
From the left eye.
That's amazing!
So, Team Kaki will stay in the 3rd round!
You're going to be fired up!
Team Kaki is going to be fired up!
You're going to be fired up!
Next is the 2nd round of Team Endo, which is back to the starting point.
Now, please roll the dice.
Please, go ahead.
6! 6! 6!
It's 5!
Amazing!
Nice!
As expected, it's the 5th round!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
Now, what will be the 5th round?
It's a live singing show.
They're already doing it.
Let's flip it over.
The 4 of them will sing the chorus in a relay!
What's going on?
Here, the 4 of them will sing the chorus of the Nogizaka song in a relay.
If they can sing the lyrics correctly along with the choreography, the mission is cleared!
Now, Endo, are you confident?
No, but... Yes, I am.
It's okay.
You forced her to shake her head.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'll do my best.
It's not an excuse.
You're confident?
Yes, I'll do my best.
It's the Nogizaka song.
Now, let's start the music and sing the chorus of the Nogizaka song.
Now, let's go.
I'm getting nervous.
Do your best!
Now, let's go.
Music, start!
Do your best!
Eh?
Please sing!
Here we go!
The scent of the flowers and the gentle breeze
Yes, OK!
Wrapped in warmth
Secret
Who did you fall in love with?
OK!
If you're a girl
You're always in a place where you're disqualified
OK!
For a time like this
I'm prepared
A boy's life
OK!
Yeah!
Unshakable curtain
Yeah!
Yay!
I'm nervous about what song will play
I'm nervous
But was the spinning curtain relatively easy?
But it's pretty complicated
It's complicated
Oh, is that so
I'm that kind of girl
Which one was the boy?
Oh, I see, I see
It's pretty, yes
Next is the second round of Team Matsumura, who wants to be left alone
Let's go
Yes
OK!
If you put out six, it's pretty soon
It's good, it's good
It's good
Four
Please proceed four from here
Great, great
One, two, three, four
That's a wide
Isn't it already a bend?
I'm going back and forth
Yes!
What is this square?
Oh!
A deliberate offer from an impersonation program
It's possible, it's possible
Impromptu impersonation showdown
Yes!
On this square, one person chosen at 9 o'clock will perform an impromptu impersonation
The banana man will judge the ability and quality to cope with the TV show
Well, but there is something like doing an impersonation on a program
There is
If it's Maraichi, there is
Who do you think will be able to do it?
That's right
Who is the impersonator?
No one
But there is an atmosphere that Higuchi seems to hit this kind of thing
You have it today
Well then, Mr. Himura
9 o'clock
Please listen
Don!
Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan
I will go
Jan! This person!
Higuchi
I have it today
But if Higuchi clears this, this team is already
Thanks to Higuchi
I see, I see
I'll do my best
I'm sorry
After this, Higuchi will wake up with an impersonation?
Are you ready?
Here we go
The theme is Fuwa-chan
3, 2, 1, go!
Hi, everyone! I'm Fuwa-chan!
Ah! Banana!
Ready, set, go!
Wow, amazing!
Higuchi, you're amazing!
Eh? What is this?
Eh? You did this?
You did this?
This is my first time!
This is embarrassing!
You're amazing!
This is embarrassing!
You don't have to do it, but you can do this much!
I'm counting on you, Fuwa-chan!
You're amazing!
This is bad!
Team Ume is still at the starting point!
That's right, we have to go here
Will Team Umezawa be able to turn things around?
I want to earn some points!
Also, we have to clear the first square!
That's right!
If we get a 6, we'll be in second place
I want to aim for a 6
Now, please roll the dice!
5, 6, 6, 6, 4!
It's 4 again!
This is wasabi, isn't it?
It's wasabi, isn't it?
Now, please discuss who will do it
Eh? Yodashime?
Please go ahead
I have a lot of wasabi
It's true that you can pull wasabi with this
I feel like I can do it if it's Yoda
What will you do?
You want to pull it here, right?
Please decide on Yoda
Will the laughing god descend on Yoda, who has the expectations of the team?
Now, shall we go?
Please go ahead!
Will the laughing god descend on Yoda, who has the expectations of the team?
He pulled it!
How is it?
Did it go in?
It went in!
But if you hit the 1st dice, it will stay in the 3rd square.
That's right.
I have to hit it.
Delicious.
You don't need delicious.
Delicious.
That's good.
Please roll the dice.
1, 1, 1, 1.
1, 1.
Go.
Let's go!
What are you talking about?
It's delicious.
Let's go.
Team Kaki is going back to the starting point.
You made us cry.
Nothing is left.
This is the entertainment world.
Team Kaki is going back to the starting point.
The 27th single is finally decided.
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