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If you don't like me, I'll play a prank on you.
That's good.
She wants to be pranked.
Well, today's project is...
Halloween!
Before that, I would like to apologize to you all for a moment.
Chair.
If you stand up and show it to me, you can see it, but at first, when you sit down for a long time, your butt hurts and it becomes a pipe chair like this.
Didn't you win the chair?
That's right.
This is it.
The touching end.
Yes.
Chairland.
It's different.
Different products have arrived from overseas in different ways.
Today's recording is not in time.
It's not like that, and it's been about a month since then.
Wow!
It's been a long time!
I'm sorry.
Yes.
So, today, they are all dressed up in the occupation they admired and wanted to be.
From now on, we will only talk to the members of curious cosplay.
I wanted to be a wedding planner.
It's like you.
I admire you.
I think there is such a role even in dramas.
Who are you?
I'm Keiji.
What?
Keiji!
Image, specifications.
Oh!
Specifications!
That's right.
If you say it like that, it's like that.
Oh, I see.
I was dangerous.
I'm Asuna Atsuko.
Asuna Atsuko is a specialist.
Specifications, right?
Who are you?
I'm a pilot.
Wow!
You admired pilots.
Yes.
Wow!
Cool!
Have you seen this before?
I'm a convenience store clerk.
That's right!
It's a little different.
Yes, yes, yes!
It's a little different.
It's a convenience store I don't know much about.
It's the same.
Wait a minute.
It's a little different.
It's a convenience store I don't know much about.
It's an interesting convenience store.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
What is it next?
Yes, I'm a tomato farmer.
Yes.
Tomatoes.
I like tomatoes.
Tomatoes.
It's cute.
It's like a plain Halloween.
That's good.
It's good.
Let's go.
What is it?
I'm a teacher of five yen.
Oh, I knew it.
I know it.
I know it's five yen.
I know it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Wait...
No one knows it right now.
This is also Wednesday's "Downtown" and there are people who don't chase you.
First of all, who is this?
- Oh, you want me to take it? - You want me to take it?
- I'm Macho. - Oh, I see!
- Wait a minute, what is this? - I want to be a mascot character.
- Oh, you say you want to be Usagi Honmo. - That's right.
- Isn't that what you said when you were a kid? - Oh, I see, I see.
- Huh? Are you going to take it after this? Or are you going to wear it all the time? - Oh, it's a little hot, so...
- This is going to be a long episode today, so it's not good. - Huh?
- This is kind of weird, too. What is it? - Oh, there's a lot of stuff, but it's kind of weird.
Yes, I'm a goat.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - No, no, that's possible.
- I heard you can be whatever you want to be. - Ms. Reita, you're not limited to your job this time, are you?
- No, no, I can be whatever I want to be. - Oh, that's nice.
- But I'm also working as a goat. - Oh, I see.
- Because I have a job. - Huh? Are you kidding me?
- Yes, I'm a health insurance teacher. - Oh, you're a health insurance teacher.
- Oh, that's nice. - You're the best.
- But you know... - You're the best.
- I'm glad you're not a health insurance teacher. - No, I'm not.
- But I studied hard to become a health insurance teacher. - Really?
- But people around me kept telling me "You're not good enough", so I quit. - I'm glad people around you are calm.
- "You're not good enough", you say...
- This is completely... - Oh, you're the best.
- I'm a cabin attendant. - Oh, you're a goat.
- You're a goat, and you can be whatever you want to be. - Yes, I want you to be whatever you want to be.
So, tonight, they will get used to their jobs and compete with each other with their acting skills.
First of all...
"Get used to it! Delusion Confession"!
The members will think of their ideal confession situation in their jobs and act it out.
First of all, the confession that the library librarian Endo came up with is...
Let's do this! Delusion Confession! Ready, set, go!
I'm a librarian who always comes to borrow books. I'm a little curious about people.
We have similar book preferences, so I'm looking forward to having a little conversation at the counter.
Does he know how I feel?
Thank you for everything.
I'll keep it.
I've read this before. It's interesting, isn't it?
Are you only borrowing one book today?
I always borrow a lot of books and go home, so I thought it was unusual.
You're talking a lot.
If you like, I have a recommendation.
This is it.
She didn't notice it.
I want you to notice it.
See you in two weeks.
Thank you very much.
I like books, and when I think about what I want to convey in a book, I feel like this.
It's Endorachis, even though it's embarrassing.
I was wondering what the set would be like, but it's like "that world" set.
Next, what is Chef Ii's ideal delusion confession?
Ready, start!
I'm raising my own restaurant and shaking my arms as an owner-chef.
Today, I'm going to call the guy I'm curious about and ask him to cook for me.
Thank you for coming all the way today.
I made my best masterpiece, so please try it.
No, no, it's easy to understand!
It's easy to understand!
I love you.
Please answer me after you finish eating.
I don't know how to confess my love. Recently, I made omelet rice.
I see.
Chef, you put out too much hair.
I'm sorry. I'll be careful.
What is the ideal confession of a wedding planner Umesama?
Ready, start!
It's been five years since I started working as a wedding planner.
I haven't reached my own marriage yet.
I see.
I'm Umesama. Nice to meet you.
What's going on?
He showed up in front of me.
He's a man I love but couldn't get married at the right time.
I didn't know he'd be in charge of it.
Excuse me, which way is the bathroom?
It's over there.
This is a drama.
No.
It's been a while.
How have you been?
It's been three years.
I'm surprised.
I see.
You're doing well.
I'm glad.
What about me?
I've had a lot of good experiences in the past three years.
I'm happy.
But it's hard to get married.
We used to choose a wedding hall together.
I'm happy and it's hard for me to get married.
I was waiting for you somewhere.
But it's okay.
You two make me feel better.
Thank you.
Leave it to me.
I'll make it a great ceremony.
Congratulations on your marriage.
Be happy.
What do you mean, Ume?
I wanted to set up a confessional setting that I couldn't say at that time.
You mean you're going to take it away after this, right?
Of course!
This program is sponsored by Tony Music and your sponsors.
I can't leave my own wedding to you.
Next is Sugawara's Chinese restaurant confession that Chinafolk wanted to wear.
OK, let's go. Ready, start!
Today is the last day of my part-time job.
I took a break according to my senior's return time.
Because I have something I really want to tell you in the end.
Senior!
I'm glad you're not back yet.
Oh, you're wearing a cardigan.
Oh, I see.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
Even if I made a mistake at my part-time job, you followed me a lot.
You always told me I was like your little sister.
From now on, will you treat me like your girlfriend, not like your little sister?
She's pretty straightforward.
She's straightforward.
She's Nogizaka46.
Yes, it's best to be straightforward.
Because you're not here anymore, senior.
Yes, you're right.
This time, I'll say it in 15 seconds like a commercial.
I'll say it right away.
There is love in your part-time job, right?
Oh, I see.
And then you end up messing up with your colleagues.
There was, there was.
Yes, there was.
Next, what is a maid's confession that Ikeda came up with?
Ready, start!
I started working as a maid who lives nearby.
You live nearby, don't you?
For a month.
My husband is very kind and I want to talk to him more, but...
Master!
Ikeda-san, you're not working, are you? You can rest now.
No, I'm sorry. I found beautiful flowers today. I hope you'll like them, Master.
Master, you imagined it, too.
For me?
Thank you, Teresa.
Did you remember my name?
We're the same age, aren't we? You can call me by my name, too.
But it's a secret if you're interested.
Not from me!
All right. Can we have a little private time from now on?
Oh my gosh, master!
Oh my gosh!
As a maid, you're disqualified!
A maid who gets like this in a month is no good!
If you're okay with it now, it's no good!
No good!
My delusional wall exploded.
I see.
Well, you know, that's the world view.
What is a master of the same age really like?!
This couple is really young.
What confession did the nursery teacher Tsutsui have in her delusion?
Ready, start!
I'm a new nursery teacher.
I got a job I admired, but it's hard work every day.
The only support of my heart is him, my colleague who started working with me.
I can do my best today because of him.
Nogizaka46, thank you for your hard work.
Nogizaka46.
Ms. Tsutsui, thank you for your hard work.
Ms. Tsutsui.
Nursery teachers admire children because they love them, but there's a lot of work, and you have to scold them when you scold them.
But if you say it too hard, you'll cry.
It's hard work.
That's right.
It's hard to get along with children well.
You know what?
What should I do to get along with you well?
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful as a gift.
I didn't mean to say it, but...
You got along well.
Yes, we got along well and...
Also, you look calm and you don't look like a newbie.
Oh, I see.
It's like you haven't worked for four or five years.
Next is designer Tamura's ideal office.
Ready, start!
Tomorrow is the deadline for designing the new wedding dress.
Also, we are working together with our designer colleague.
When this is completed safely...
It's a company.
We did it! It's over!
It's over.
Thanks to Yuuki's design, it became very cute.
Yuuki? Is he my man?
Actually, I thought about that design before I wrote it.
What?
Isn't it from there?
Actually...
I also thought about Yuuki before I wrote it.
Really?
It was like that.
What's going on?
We had feelings for each other.
What's going on?
Mayu...
Will you go out with me again?
Yuuki said it.
Yes!
Then...
From now on...
Just you and me...
Let's have a party.
Wait a minute.
Huh?
I don't know if it's age-related, but if you look at it from a boss's point of view, there's nothing we can do about this company.
There's nothing we can do about it.
I'd like you to take that look away for once.
I'm delusional, so I don't need a boss's look right now.
Because you're next to me, Yuuki.
Oh, that's right. When Yuuki works overtime with me.
I don't like the name, though.
By the way, this girl's courage appears.
Oh, that's right.
Now, we're going to do something different from here.
Yes.
Kimura-san, please.
Let's do it.
"Say it in one word" competition!
If you get the topic right, you can play it on the spot.
The point is how well you can become your own cosplay profession with short lines.
The first topic is...
Say it in one word when you're pissed off at your junior's mistake.
Wow, that sounds fun.
Pissed off performance.
The top batter is fashion designer Tamura.
She's not the type to get angry, is she?
What do you think?
I don't know.
And she just fell in love with someone.
That's what I think, too.
That's what happens in that workplace.
She gets angry just by looking at it.
Now, let's go and get pissed off at your junior's mistake, Tamura.
Three, two, one...
Action!
It's impossible for me to get this color wrong.
Wow, that's fun.
This is really good.
This is like a role model.
It was wonderful.
Really?
Will she continue being Pamura's role model?
Challenge of Ogawa
Ogawa's junior high school students are elementary school students.
How small they are.
Three, two, one, action!
I said it yesterday, didn't I?
Wasn't it "ototome"?
I shouldn't water it too much.
Cute!
Good for you. You watered it too much.
I know.
You watered it yesterday and the day before, too.
You watered it once.
I water it every day.
You water it every day?
You water it every day in the bar house, but you water it wet?
You can be angry about it.
Yes.
Next is "Ioki", an architect's crazy play.
Three, two, one, action!
Can you pull me straight for about a minute?
I see.
The lines are bent.
That's impossible.
You're a freelancer, but you're writing sales.
That's impossible.
It's interesting.
There's a lot of crap in everyone's desk.
That's right. It's him.
No matter how many times you say it, you'll make a mistake.
The next topic is "one final line of that job".
First, convenience store clerk Hayashi will try it.
Is it a final line?
Please decide something.
Decide?
If you show your face too much, you'll bump into it.
Yes!
Then!
Yes!
Let's go.
3
2
1
Action!
Thank you for always.
No cash bag, two chopsticks and hot water are over there.
That's how it is.
If you say a lot of final words...
The staff at the stage will remember it.
As if it's flowing.
I'm so used to it that I'm a little angry.
We said it before.
The old man who is used to it.
I'm so used to it.
Next, Shibata will challenge the final words of the pilot.
Is it valuable?
For the time being, I'm lucky.
You're not lucky.
I'm not lucky.
You want to be lucky?
Well, being lucky is a bit of a responsibility.
Being lucky is also important.
Lucky is also important.
Well, let's decide on being lucky.
I don't know the difference between being lucky and being lucky.
Three, two, one, action!
I hope you can land safely.
Take off!
I see.
No, it's not scary.
Don't say that.
Are you okay with your arms?
It's like you don't forget your first salary.
That's right.
Clothing is also important.
I hope you can come back safely.
It's scary.
Then it's scary.
I hope you can carry it safely.
I don't think your clothes are bad.
That's right.
Next, Yumiki will try to say a line from a health care teacher.
A health care teacher, right?
Those glasses are good, too.
They're like you, right?
These glasses are good.
Yeah.
They're good.
Isn't that what Takeshi does?
No, it's not.
It's a kick.
It's different.
Three, two, one, action!
There is a student who always tries to skip class and tries to keep a low temperature, and I thought to that student, "You are always 36 degrees Celsius again, aren't you?"
I see, I see.
But I didn't expect...
You are an eagle!
It's interesting, isn't it?
It would be more interesting if you could understand it.
Yes, it is.
Can you do it one more time?
Oh, I got it!
Because it was your first time.
That's right.
Now, let's meet Yumiki's teacher in the adult insurance office.
Three, two, one, action!
You are an eagle!
You are good at it!
I got a little excited, didn't I?
It's really good, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
It would be more interesting if you could understand it.
It's really good, Yumiki.
Thank you very much.
It's good, isn't it?
From now on, she will confess her delusion again.
Matsuo's ideal situation is...
Wow, what kind of situation is that?
Let's go, Matsuo.
Ready, action!
I started working as a costume that I admired.
It seems like he will come to play with his friends today.
I see.
I don't know that I work here, but will he notice me?
Oh, I see.
There is no way he will notice you.
Normally, he wouldn't notice you.
He would never notice you.
It would be different if he noticed you.
Oh, he is watching you.
Even if he notices you...
I don't know.
Even if he notices you...
I don't know.
Why doesn't he notice me?
I don't know.
It's rusty.
Oh, it's not art.
Were you surprised?
I did my best to make you have fun today.
Next time, please come with me.
First of all, I don't notice it.
It's okay to complain about it.
But if I were a police officer here, I wouldn't take it.
That's the only thing you can't do.
You can't take it.
The next episode is "What is a female police officer's ideal confession?"
Ready, start!
I'm a female police officer in the police station.
I arrived at the scene of the hostage incident with my subordinates.
It seems that my subordinates are holding guns.
And finally, a sudden intervention from above.
At a time like this...
Ms. Kaki, I'll go.
No, it's too early for you.
I'll go.
Why?
Are you going to give your seniors credit again?
No, you still have a future.
This guy...
I've always argued with you about work,
but I've always respected your attitude and enthusiasm for your work.
So...
I think you can be a better police officer.
No, you'll die like this.
It's dangerous here.
Let me go.
But...
It's okay.
I'm also a police officer.
Let me protect as many people as I like.
So...
Wait for me here.
Let's go on a date when we get back.
Hey, don't go!
Did you just get shot?
No, I thought it might be my gunshot.
What? Really? But you'll die if you say that.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...my junior's revenge story.
But I don't think it's a good idea for her to say "I love you" to her junior.
First of all, she should shoot back and then save her senior.
It's not useful.
And she's a junior who can't use it, so it's no good.