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Now, it's finished. Nogizaka construction site, Hikaru Banana. Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you.
They are in Jersey today.
Mr. Himura, please.
Nogizaka, Eastland 2.
Nogizaka has become one for the first time in the history of the program.
The legendary project "Eastland".
Despite the struggle, it should have won the current chair.
The reason why it has been resurrected for about three years this time is...
You've only sat in this chair, haven't you?
No.
I see.
That's why it's been three years.
I can't believe it.
I see.
If you say that, it's always been like that.
That's right.
So...
Isn't it okay?
Yes.
Actually, this chair is a lease.
What?
It's been a three-year lease, so it's out of date.
Why?
You didn't buy it, did you?
Is it a lease?
Why didn't you buy it?
Is it like a three-year contract?
That's why I asked Eastland if it wouldn't be bad for this opportunity.
Wow!
I see.
I'm happy.
With various attractions and points earned, Eastland 2 aims for a new chair.
This is the second round of all-or-nothing and the last one will be a ridiculous ending!
Welcome to the world of Eastland!
It's more fun than I expected.
It's fun.
Let me introduce you to the manager of this park.
Please come out.
Hello.
I heard you were a manager three years ago.
Manager, please say a word.
Eastland wins!
It's decided.
Now, let's see what kind of chair you can get.
First of all, you can get this chair for 300 points.
300?
Yes, 300.
What?
Really?
Yes.
What is it like konjac?
I'm not putting string konjac on it.
Is it konjac?
I used it before.
Yes, yes.
It's a little hard.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard.
And...
It's a little better than the one just now, isn't it?
That's right.
And you get 500 points.
It's a little better than the one just now, isn't it?
It's better than this one, too.
It's deeper than this one, too.
Doesn't it look like Sotoro Kakka?
That's nice.
And if you go first, you'll get this one.
Oh, it's got a backrest.
It's got a backrest.
Of course, this is also a cushion.
And 10,000.
If you get 10,000 points...
It's this one.
What?
Really?
There's a gaming chair in Hinadan.
There's this many of them.
What's this chair for?
It's a full-flat one.
This is also a backrest.
I'll say it if it's true.
It'd be funny if you got this one as soon as you said "V".
If you don't get more than 300 points, you'll go back to the old chair.
It's the same as a backrest.
Mr. Kimura, please announce the first attraction.
The last one is "Baramaki Bibibibi Chair Quiz"!
Chairs and Old Man
They go and get a quiz about the chairs that are spread out on the chairs and answer it!
Each correct answer gets 5 "is" points!
However, if it's not correct, the chair will run out of power!
First of all, the four of them will start the attraction!
Have you ever been bitten by a "bibibi chair"?
No, we haven't!
It's our first time!
No, we haven't!
This is a quiz, so if you get it right, you won't get bitten.
The questions about Nogizaka46 are quite simple.
So, you've done it before, haven't you?
Yes, I have!
Is it hot in Jersey?
It's very hot!
Even if it's hot, you have to go and get it right away.
That's right.
You don't have time to react.
That's right!
Is it scary up there?
It's scary!
Is it your first time?
It's my first time!
Does Jersey get burnt and melt?
Jersey has power!
Does Jersey get burnt and melt?
Is it scary?
It's scary! It's my first time, too!
Oh, I see!
Does it hurt for about five days?
What?
It's like breathing in and out!
It really hurts!
You've all gotten used to it!
That's why you have to increase your power!
Most of you will be thrown forward!
It's like a small explosion!
Yes!
Let's go!
Here we go!
Baromaki chair quiz! Get ready!
- Go for it! - Go! Go! Go! - Okay. Fly off! Fly off!
Quiz.
The first person who sat in the chair when they entered the studio to film this video is...
Maruka Batsuka, who sits above her.
Go again!
You can't tell me the answer or anything like that.
Go already! Go already! Go on!
- Batsu, please go! - Go already! I don't know!
- That's how it is. - Let's go!
Question!
During construction work in Nogizaka, the scene where you eat rice, white rice,
was shown in the last HIT KIGAN shoot.
It's an oyster. Is it right?
- That's right! - It's white rice!
- That's right! - The reaction is...
- Question! - Yes, question!
- In today's recording... - In today's recording...
Actually, only one person was sitting in a chair 3cm lower than the other.
- What? - What?
- It's a normal chair. - Really?
- So don't look at me or tell me. - Okay, go!
Okay, go around!
Sitting in a chair three centimeters low.
- Okay, next! - Okay.
- On the chair. - Okay.
- Question. Please look at this picture. - Okay, picture.
The 23rd single "Sing Out"'s jacket.
- The "?" sitting here. - Yes.
- Is it a cubo or not? - Yes, it is!
- Circle! - Circle! Which one is it?!
- Correct! - Wow!
- It's a cubo. - It's a cubo.
- Don't tell me about this kind of problem. - Okay.
- If you tell me, you'll be in trouble later. - No!
- Okay, please look at this picture. - Okay.
- Okay, in this picture, the one who's sticking out of the chair is... - Yes.
- ...Yoda. Is it a circle or not? - Yes, it is!
- Question! Please go ahead! - Circle!
- Challenge exam? - Haven't you seen it?
- The one who got an ice cream pack is... - What?!
- ...Kubo, circle or not? - Yes, it is!
- I can't do it. - I can't do it.
Question.
A set of members' rooms in the MV for "One and Only Heaven",
there is no chair in the room made of wood.
- Circle or not? - Yes, it is!
- What is it?
- What's on your stomach? - My eyes hurt.
Your hearing is the same.
- Now, please sit down! - Hurry up and sit!
Hurry up and sit! Hurry up and sit!
During construction work, Kawasaki Sakura was hit by Billi Billis.
How was it? Did it hurt?
A needle?
It felt like a needle was pierced.
It was my first time.
She was so scared that she couldn't say anything.
How about you, Inoue?
I should have sat deeper.
Why?
I sat down shallowly.
Everyone, please sit down deeply.
Yes.
It looks like it's going to go to your side.
It hurts, but it's like a massage.
What do you mean?
It's like a massage.
We don't have a segment where we don't get rewarded for our reactions like this.
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors as follows.
This is the second round of Disquise. These four are the winners.
I got an electric shock.
I see. You don't feel anything even if you get an electric shock.
Do you have a chair?
No, we don't.
But I'd like to try an electric shock.
I was interested in it, but I'm a little scared now.
It doesn't hurt, does it?
So far, it's fine.
You didn't feel any pain even if you got hit in the face, did you?
No, I'm scared.
What about your face?
I've never had an electric shock.
Oh, you haven't?
I won in a race or something like that.
But the chair I used to sit on wasn't the chair I won in.
That's right.
Seniors won in a game like this.
But I'm really grateful for it.
That's right.
I'll definitely win for my future juniors.
Right.
Yumiki.
You're scared, too, aren't you?
Well, I...
Are you okay?
Your skull and...
Yumiki are like...
I know.
That's how electric it is.
I've had a lot of electric shocks on a certain morning show, too.
So I know what fear is like.
It's almost terrible in the morning, isn't it?
It's terrible.
I can't believe it.
Not in the morning.
About in the evening.
Right.
Right, Shokichi?
That's right.
I used to get scared a lot on a certain morning show, too.
I'm trying to do something about it.
That's right.
You two are getting scared, aren't you?
I'm trying to do something about it.
You just have to answer the question correctly.
Oh, is that right?
It's not bad if it's difficult.
Let's do it.
It was terrible for me, too.
Hurry up and shoot it!
I couldn't react at all.
It doesn't matter.
All right, let's do it.
Ready!
Here is the question. Please look at this.
The jackets of each chair are not colored.
Red and blue.
Do you know?
The one wearing red is...
Please look at this picture.
This is a year-end party scene.
This is a year-end party scene in 2022.
The only person sitting at this time is...
Ume.
Is it correct or wrong?
Speak up!
Wrong!
How is it?
Correct!
It's not Ume!
That's Iwamoto, isn't it?
That's Iwamoto.
Iwamoto should stand up at times like this.
Please stand up!
What are you doing?
Next question.
Ice cream and lactose ice.
The difference in the amount of lactose in the ice cream and the ice cream is...
Wrong!
Circle!
Circle! How is it?
Correct!
It's correct!
What do you know?
Do you know?
You're good!
Next, Shoukichi.
There is something called "chair day".
"Chair day" is January 4th.
I see!
Circle or X?
Chair day!
January 4th!
X! How is it?
It's correct!
You're good!
"Chair day" is April 14th.
It's a good chair.
That's right!
That's natural, isn't it?
Next question.
Last one!
At Studio Sale Festival 2022, Yoda bought a massage chair.
That's right!
The price is below 500,000 yen.
Circle or X?
Below!
Circle or X?
Go for it!
Try it!
X! X! How is it?
Correct!
That's good!
It was 580,000 yen.
It's way above, isn't it?
Which one is it?
Next question!
During construction of Nogizaka46, the first project with "bilibiliis" was "chair day" last time.
I see!
Circle or X?
X! How is it?
Above!
You're good!
There is "bilibiliis" but "bilibiliis" appeared in "chair day".
That's right!
The question is, "Banana Man" also participated in "overlapping cheeks" and "the strongest "bilibiliis" experiment, and while everyone jumped up and sat down, only one person stood up and that was Yamashita.
Oh, that's not it!
Wrong! How is it?
That's not it!
She knows it very well!
That's good! That's good!
She made it easy for me to put it out.
Thank you!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Anyway, in the first place, it was Shiraishi who said he wanted to make the chair new.
Oh, Shiraishi! Go!
Shiraishi said it, but didn't you say it?
Yes, it's round! How is it?
Wrong!
Here is the question. In the last episode of "Chairs Land", you played against the manager Himura with four chairs in a row.
They are "koshino" and "seimiya". Is it round or not?
It's round! It's round!
Oh, it's round! How is it?
It's easier to see.
Question. After sitting on a boob cushion at the Chicakening Grand Prix, Nakanishi said "I'm an idol, so I don't pee."
I don't know.
Yes!
Wrong!
How is it?
Wow!
The correct answer is "One-on-one".
Okay, you have 30 seconds left!
I can do it! I can do it!
I'm starting to get confused.
Question. Look at this picture.
While watching this video, she was sitting on a chair and eating cup noodles.
Oh, yes!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
It's round! How is it?
Here we go, Shokuchi. Go for it!
Here is the question.
In the B class special presentation,
Yumiki presented a very long stair story of hell.
It was 3 minutes and 58 seconds in the on-air,
but in reality it was more than 5 minutes.
Is it correct or not? Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
It's round! It's round! How is it?
Correct!
In reality, it is 5 minutes and 15 seconds.
It is 5 minutes and 15 seconds!
Wasn't it important for you two to do it in the morning?
No, it was different.
It was written in different types.
So you can tell the difference.
It was different weather.
The thin one is under construction and the thick one is in the morning.
Is there such a difference?
Wow, it's like "kiki-bili-bili".
Let's move on.
"Kiki-isu" with a feeling of butt!
This is a new attraction.
Five members sit on a chair and guess who the butt member is.
If everyone gets it right, you can get a high score of 100 points.
How is it? Can you guess it?
Yes, we can.
If you have been with us for many years, you can guess it.
An old lady you don't know can't sit there.
You can guess it.
The members who sit on a chair and guess who the butt member is are these five people.
Please don't wave your hands or give a signal.
I won't give you a signal!
Please don't do it.
I'll stop it right away if you do it.
Really.
How about you, Kubo? Are you confident?
I'm confident.
Oh, you are.
Usually, we sit on a chair and guess who the member is.
But you didn't do it this time.
But I think you can guess it just by sitting on a chair.
That's good.
What about you, Saoro?
I often sit on a chair and guess who the member is.
I think I can do it.
You can do it, right?
You often do it, don't you?
I can do it.
This chair and guessing.
I don't have experience, so I'm a little scared.
What about you, Kaki?
I don't usually sit on a chair and guess who the member is.
Oh, you don't.
I don't.
You don't?
I don't.
I don't sit on a chair and guess who the member is, either.
I don't know who it is.
If Himura-san sits on a chair and guess who the member is, I can guess it.
I can guess it.
How about you, Ume?
But is it Jersey?
It's a little...
Jersey is easier to guess. Jersey is fine.
Does it mean my back is better?
Your knees...
It's a TV show, so only my back is better.
Stop it.
I wanted to show at least my knees.
Ume is fine up to here.
Ume, please. It's a TV show.
Now, it's butt-tasting time!
Can you remember who sat on you with eye masks on?
I'm scared.
Now, it's butt-tasting time!
Please remember whose butt it is.
Who is it?
Now, please remember!
Five, four, three, two, one!
Who is it?
I really don't know.
Now, it's butt-tasting time!
Who is it?
From now on, each of you will randomly place a butt- tasting member on your back.
If you can remember who sat on you with eye masks on, you will get a butt-tasting member.
I don't want you to forget me.
But it's obvious from the way you sat on me.
That's right!
That's not it.
I see.
That's not it.
It's over.
This is interesting.
Next up is Ioki's butt.
This is hard.
It's like Tamura.
I want you to guess it.
Your answer is pretty clear.
You got 100 points.
I want you to guess it.
This show is amazing.
What is it?
I wonder what it is.
It's nothing.
Next up is Endo's butt check.
It's a little like ASHAX's butt check.
It's not like that.
It's not different.
It's definitely different.
It's definitely different, isn't it?
Kaki reacted a little.
It's not strange for someone who sat down to say it, but it's different for all three of us.
Next, check the buttocks above the stomach.
She's closing her eyes.
She's in the same situation as before.
What was that?
She nodded her head.
- Does she know what it is? - Does she know what it is?
- What was that? - Wait, wasn't it too fast?
I want it to be faster. Is it not allowed?
- Nagino's was only about 2 seconds. - Mine was shorter.
- Yours was faster.
- Mine was faster? - Yours was faster.
- It's fine, it's fine. - Your way of speaking is scary.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And lastly, checking Ogawa's buttocks.
- Is it bad? - It's definitely wrong.
It's definitely wrong.
- It's bad, I can't squeeze it. - It's fine.
It's fine.
- Ume is staring at her. - I'm sorry.
So, with confident Kaki and Iketani's reasoning, five people have been decided.
Will they be able to find the right answer?
Kaki was the first one, but are you confident?
When I first came, I thought it was the same as before.
When the other girls came, they were all different.
- Iketani? - Yes.
I'm sorry if it feels weird, but...
The bone in the meat on my knee felt weird.
- But it was tasty. - That's right.
I'm not sure if it's Saktan or Nagi.
Kaki seemed confident, so I think it's Nagi.
- Nagi and Saktan's sitting positions are similar. - Yes, they are!
At first, I thought it was Saku.
But when Aya sat next to me, I thought it was Saku.
- Then... - I think I'm more confident now.
- Mayu? - Well...
I think they both sat pretty comfortably.
But when I tasted it, I put a lot of weight on it.
When you tasted it, you said it like it was a normal game.
- That's good. - When you tasted it...
So I thought it was Mao or Saktan.
- But Iketani is pretty confident. - That's right.
I think Mao and Saktan have similar butts.
- That's right. - Iketani looks like a butt sommelier.
Will they be able to reach their true butts?
Lastly, for Tamura, who is not confident, there is a chance for a change.
- I think it's Mao. - I don't know!
In the end, after they made their first choice, were they all able to answer correctly?
Then, let's have only the people who were wrong stand up.
Then, members who were wrong, please stand up.
And Kubo, too.
You were wrong among the two of us who were lost.
You were wrong, too.
What a shame!
I'm so happy.
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