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Nogizaka 46!
Hi! We are Bananaman and Osamu Shitara of Nogizaka46!
Here she is!
I'm Daikichi.
Hi, Daikichi.
Hi, Hyokuchi.
You are sitting on a very nice chair.
It's been a while.
I've seen you before.
You know me, don't you?
So, what are we doing today?
Mr. Himura, please announce it!
Here we go!
We are going to play Shochi's Man Battle!
What the hell is this?
Shochi's Man Battle is a rock-paper-scissors game.
The winner of this game will receive a white-mono-caden.
Bananaman and Nogizaka46 decided to go shopping with them.
The members of Bananaman and Nogizaka46 can go to the same location as them.
There are about seven people who can ride a car.
Well, if it's only eight people, I might make it eight people, but I'll bring seven people with me.
Basically, in that location, you have to give Shokichi a lot of praise.
That's right.
He's a man.
That's right.
So, hey!
That's right.
Mr. Shokichi, you're cute today.
It's a real joke.
But it's important.
I do it even if I'm in front of the camera.
I'll do it. It's not a joke.
Nakanishi is nodding very much. Can you do it?
Nakanishi, can you do it?
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Do it one more time.
Hey, Mr. Shokichi.
I'll give you a lot of praise.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
That's how you do it.
Mr. Shokichi.
That's how you do it.
Now, let's get started.
What's the first one?
Yes, Mr. Darby.
Mr. Darby.
What's this?
Mr. Darby.
That's right.
I wasn't in the studio this time.
You weren't there.
I wasn't there, but I'm more of a donkusai type of person.
I wanted to do it.
The game Sugawara chose is "carrying luggage".
It takes time to move all the luggage on the table to the opposite side efficiently.
This time, Sugawara's time is higher than the members'.
The members who will participate are Sugawara and me.
Have you ever done it before?
I've never done it before.
You don't look like a donkusai type of person.
I have firm eyes.
And you don't look like a donkusai type of person either.
I'm confident.
And here comes the champion.
The queen.
But the queen has experience.
The queen is back.
Since then, I've been trying to move efficiently.
It's okay.
Even when you're carrying things from here to there, you're doing it like this.
That's right.
I'm glad that plan worked out.
She looks like she's lying.
First of all, the first challenger, Tomisato from "Ichinose".
Nakanishi, you have to cover your eyes.
Yes, I'll be careful.
Have you already done it?
Yes, I have.
You know it, don't you?
I think you haven't done it yet.
I've seen you doing it secretly before.
Nakanishi has done it.
That's why you lost.
You look like a crook.
Now, Tomisato from "Ichinose".
Think about how you're going to carry it.
Is it okay for me to hold it like this and drink it?
Of course you can.
Can I?
Can you?
Can you carry it?
Can you?
Can you carry it?
Ummm...
You can't do that.
You can't do that?
You can't do that.
You can't do that, but you can't do this?
You can do this.
If you drink it, you have to hit the goal and get it out of there.
No!
I don't think you can do that.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go!
First round, ready...
Start!
You can do it!
Go for it!
Wow, you're really slow.
You're really slow.
That's a fast pace.
Go for it!
Oh, wait, I can't do it.
Wow!
Woah, that's amazing!
That's a ring swing.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
Wow!
It's a little bit uncomfortable, but...
That's crazy!
Oh, no!
Watch your head!
Oh, no!
Tomisato makes a tank with a tanktop.
Ichinose makes a big obon with a tanktop and a fluffy rope.
This time, it will start with Nogizaka46's "Zunoha" strategy.
But it's yellow.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
From there! From there! From there!
No, Himura-san, isn't that too harsh?
Is that how you behave?
It's really harsh.
Furthermore, Tomisato's strategy of drinking water that has been legalized is quite effective.
And Ichigase's "Santa Claus" strategy of using socks as bags.
I'm sorry, I won't drop it.
I won't drop it.
In the severe judgment, Tomisato, who was led by the line of 1 that repeats the bobong, decides a way to get it efficiently and measures the winding start, but...
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Wow! Wow!
It's gone!
Wait a minute! It's not crossing! It's not crossing!
It's not crossing! Look!
Tomisato! It's not crossing now!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
Take it!
The one you just saw, the top one and...
This one!
No, no, no!
The one you just saw, the top one and...
This one!
No, no, no!
She forgot about the bar and panicked.
She lost a lot of time.
But Tomisa and Oni brought all of their luggage.
And they won first place!
Take it! Take it! Take it!
Take it! Take it!
Take it!
What should we do?
So cute!
Tomisa and Oni were behind.
But in the end, they won with the referee Himura.
Next, Donkusa Queen Nakanishi and Sugawara will compete.
Let's do it. Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
It's the same start.
It's exactly the same.
It's like looking in a mirror.
She's going! She's going!
If you drop it, you have to do it again.
Get out of the way!
You overcame it.
They had the same kind of start.
Sugawara was carrying sweets with her handkerchief.
On the other hand, Nakanishi had a cup of water and...
If you drop it, you have to do it again.
It's overflowing! It's overflowing!
The water is overflowing!
Water! Water!
It's overflowing! It's overflowing!
Thank you for watching!
Don't die by falling into the water you spilled sometimes.
Be careful and go slowly.
It's overflowing! It's overflowing!
That's it! That's it! That's it!
Seriously?
It's overflowing! It's overflowing!
Don't die! Don't die!
It's overflowing! It's overflowing!
Hurry up and do your best! Do your best!
Go! Do your best!
It doesn't look like Sugawara will win anymore, but...
Even so, Nakanishi's rampage doesn't stop!
It's overflowing! It's overflowing!
Sugawara takes a moment and scores first!
Don't you have more in your pocket?
Even after that, Don Quesa Queen shows off her overwhelming power and finally scores!
Here is the time of the three!
What is Sugawara's record?
4 minutes and 56 seconds!
She's in first place!
There was no winner, so only the first place winner could win.
In addition, she gets one point for winning first place.
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and...
sponsored by these sponsors.
Where did you get it?
Chef, what's next?
Nogizaka46 Queen Showdown!
Both of them have done this in the past.
When a topic is announced, they will talk about it or imitate it.
If you answer twice before Sugawara, you will get one point for winning first place.
I think we should push it.
We have to push it more and more.
Obstruction? Of course it's not.
Will you obstruct us?
Of course it's not.
First of all, these five people will have a quick episode talk battle.
Let's go.
Here is the question.
Go!
Who is it?
Recently, I was trying to get my hair cut.
I asked my hairdresser to cut my hair a little bit.
Unexpectedly, my hair was cut about five centimeters.
Every time we meet, my members ask me "Did you cut your hair?"
That's good. It's fast.
It's not funny at all, but it's good, isn't it?
It's not quality, but it's fast.
The size is good, too.
I think that's the standard.
I can't say it in any other show.
If you get it next time, you'll get one point.
Even if it's not funny?
That's good.
That's the standard.
Let's go.
Next question, please.
Here it is.
Who is it?
A little boast story.
Recently, I went to choose a swimsuit.
I wore a lot of things and I was told by the swimsuit man that my neck is long and it looks good on me.
That's my boast story.
That's good.
That's great.
If you had a long neck, you'd be in the back.
That's good.
It's long.
I want to wear a lot of rings.
That's good.
This is good.
That's good.
Let's go.
I'm pushing it, but I'm losing.
Next question.
Here it is.
Yoda, go ahead.
When you make a plastic model, you can use nippers...
You can use nippers to clean up the nails and skin like this.
What?
The nails and skin?
That's amazing.
It may not be good, but judging by yourself, it's pretty clean.
That's amazing.
You said it at this speed.
That's amazing.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Here it is.
Here it is, Yoda!
If you get two points for this, you're close to winning!
Yoda, please tell us about your lucky story.
Yesterday, when I was eating horse meat, I got a stain on my hair.
At that moment, he brought me a nipple.
That's amazing.
Is that your lucky story?
It's a mistake, but at that moment, he brought me a nipple shell.
That's why I got old quickly.
- He brought it even though you didn't say it. - Even though I didn't say it.
- Isn't this your lucky story? - Do you say "lucky"?
- It's not good. - It's not good!
- Let's move on to the next topic. - Let's go!
- Here it is! - Go for it, everyone!
Here it is! Tomura's lucky story!
- Tomura's here! - Tomura's here!
Let's go!
I went back to my parents' house the other day.
I went back home for the first time in a while.
My mom was very enthusiastic about it.
She brought me my favorite things, shrimp salt grilled, fried chicken, and beef tongue.
She brought me a lot of things and I got full.
You got full.
- That's good. You got full. - You got full.
- This topic is lucky, isn't it? - This topic is amazing.
- Let's go. - The last one!
- The next topic is... - Here it is!
- Here it is!
- Shokichi's story! - Shokichi's story!
- Ikeda said it! - But we have the same feeling about it.
- What do you feel about it? - Let's hear it out!
- Recently, there's a very cute being called "A"'s baby. - "A"'s baby.
We've been into it and we've been imitating "A"'s baby's face.
- What is it like? - Let's see it!
- Well... - Well...
- It's alright, isn't it? - Hahaha!
- Isn't it fun? - What?
- It's alright, but what is it, Shiba-san? - No, no...
- It's nothing, you know... - Hahaha!
- Well... - But it's not like that!
- No, no... - But it's not like that!
- Okay! - Yay!
- You got one point! - What?
- The liquidator got one point. - Really?
- Yay! - Wow!
- And the next score is...
- Okay, let's go! - Oh!
- So quick! - You're so quick!
- Let's talk about what you've been irritated about lately!
- I've been irritated about myself. - Oh!
- Just now, we talked about meat, didn't we? - Hahaha!
- There was more! - There was more!
- There was more! When I went to a live show in Hong Kong... - Yes, there was a live show in Hong Kong recently.
- I went to the bathroom and dropped my smartphone in the bathroom. - Wow!
- Wow!
- I was like "Oh, there isn't any more!" and I went back to the bathroom and there wasn't any more...
- What? - What?
- I thought "there isn't any more" and I went to the information and it was delivered. - Oh!
- And they said "you're lucky"! - Wow!
- Lucky! - Lucky!
- I was irritated about myself for not telling you about this.
- Oh! - Good job!
- That's good! - Really good!
- That's good, Ikeda!
- That's good! - That was good!
- Technical things you've done! - This is quite difficult!
- You're pretty technical, I think! - Yeah!
- I could really be trained if I kept doing this! - Hahaha!
- This is incredible!
- The talk is over! The first 3 points went to Yoda and Ikeda!
Next, they will change the topic to impersonation and challenge these five people.
Has anyone done this before?
I did it last time.
How did you do it?
I did it and when I did Kondo Haruna's impersonation, she was looking at me.
When we worked together on the show, she looked like me.
What was it? How did you do it? Do you remember it?
Can you show me?
Go ahead.
It's not Shrek!
What is it?
It's because of the speed.
After this, will impersonation industry change?
First of all, here is the genre.
Entertainer
Who will do it?
Here you are, Rikko.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
Dondake
Well, let's do it.
Here is the genre.
Female entertainer
Who is it?
Yumikida
She will do it.
Yasuko
Here we go.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
Yasuko
You do it in a cute way, don't you?
Yasuko
I do it in a funny way.
Is it OK for you to do it?
I do it myself.
Alright, here we go.
Here is the genre.
Entertainer
This is "Kaki"!
"Kaki" will be hosted by...
Takeshi!
Takeshi! Here we go!
3, 2, 1, go ahead!
Komadeshi
Here is the point for "Koki", who will do it?
"Ano-chan", 3, 2, 1 go ahead!
3, 2, 1 go ahead!
Everyone, say it already!
Say it!
What was that?
You can't do that!
Say it louder!
Say her a phrase!
She is listening to music today?
Did I say it?
Yes you did!
Who are you?
Where is "ano-chan"?
But it's very funny.
I don't have any tongue twisters.
Would you like to say your name first?
Ano
You don't look like her at all.
"Ano-chan" is slower, isn't it?
Ano
Yes.
Today...
That "ano" is...
"Ano" "ano"
Yesterday...
Yes, OK!
That's good.
Yes, that's good.
Here is the genre.
Here it is!
"Aikubo"!
"Aikubo" reached!
Who are you?
Here it is!
Yes, it's "ayo"!
Three, two, one...
Go ahead!
Ayo
It's "ikko"
Ayo
"Gyal"!
Everyone, "gyal"!
Yes, OK!
You don't say "anything", do you?
But it's OK.
"Shimura-ken"!
Next, "shimura-ken" with "kaki-no-hayao-shi".
Here it is!
Aiiin
"Aiiin" is good, isn't it?
Okay!
That's the only thing she can do.
She used to do "komanechi" and "aiin" just now.
She's amazing!
She's a double entry comedian.
She's a legend!
Yes, she is.
I'd like you to do "ogawain".
"Ogawain" is good.
Let's do it!
And here it is!
"Itomorara"!
"Ogawa" is here!
Now, male entertainers.
Who will do it?
"Harry and the Gosshow"!
Let's go!
Three, two, one...
Go ahead!
"Hamburger"!
"Hamburger" is here!
I didn't expect that!
Sorry, but you can't do it!
You're a master!
Are you a master of "hamburger"?
Master of "hamburger", yes.
Are you "Itoda"?
Yes, I am.
Let's do it!
And here it is!
"Hamburger" is here!
Who will do it?
"Hamburger" is here!
Let's do it!
Three, two, one...
Go ahead!
Three, two, one...
No way! No way!
No way!
What was it?
That's terrible!
No way!
We talked about it!
What was it?
Three, two, one... Go ahead!
No way! No way!
I'm sick of having this crab caught in my nose!
No way!
That's it!
You talk a lot!
You should have said "I'm sick of it" or "crab caught in my nose"
That was good!
So, the points they earned by imitating Sugumo are...
bucket, oyster and bow.
The next game is "foodie". What is it?
"Foodie"!
It's a game where you guess what you ate by playing "minus".
So, you will guess what 5 kinds of vegetables and fruits are in this show's special mix juice.
These 5 people will do the challenge.
There are seafood and dishes.
Which one do you like?
Usually, I like one strong one and the rest.
That's what I'm worried about.
I see.
How about you, Endo?
Huh?
Did you know?
Even if I knew, it would be different if I covered my eyes.
That's true.
I wouldn't know if you pinched my nose.
But if you covered your eyes and tasted it...
Would you know?
I wouldn't know if you said "I'm sick of it".
Why?
You talked like you were good at this game.
But I don't think you are good at this game.
That's why you should win against Shokichi.
No, no, no.
How about you, Inoue?
Even if my tongue is stupid...
Then you are not good at this game.
It's over.
Usually, if you put it in your mouth, it's delicious.
That's not true.
Then, go ahead.
So, the 5 of them will taste the pineapple together.
I can smell it.
Who is this?
This is Shokichi.
Shokichi.
I'm sick of it.
What is this?
There are 5 kinds of pineapple.
Vegetable, fruit...
Oh, it's Mume, right?
She's been saying "I'll forget it! I'll forget it!" with that face all the time.
Will they be able to guess what's inside?
Let's start from the top of the stomach.
Open.
Apple, orange, carrot, tomato, pear.
Pear?
It has a slimy texture.
I know what you mean.
If you make apple smoothie, it will be like that.
I know what you mean.
I thought banana would be more slimy.
Yuki, will you answer?
Yes.
What? Banana?
Please announce it.
When I smelled it for the first time, I felt banana.
It only has orange on the top of the stomach.
I thought it might contain something else.
It's difficult.
Let's see the end.
Banana, apple, kiwi, komatsuna, mango.
If you put komatsuna in it, you won't know what it is.
I felt banana for the first time.
Banana?
It's too strong for me to know what it is.
Yuki, you also felt banana?
Yes, I felt it for the first time.
Really?
Yes, I felt it for the first time.
Next, Ume.
Let's see.
Celery, apple, banana, pineapple, peach.
Celery?
Celery doesn't contain anything else.
Celery is quite strong, isn't it?
I'm confident about celery, apple and banana.
What?
First of all, it smells like banana.
When I drank it, it tasted like apple.
I felt celery in it.
What?
Celery can be hidden.
Celery doesn't contain anything else.
I don't know whether it's celery or not.
Next, Don.
Don, tomato, strawberry, kiwi, grape, carrot.
I don't know what it is.
Is there a tomato?
Everyone doesn't know what it is.
By the way, Yuki Himura also doesn't know what it is.
Next, Don.
Don, apple, carrot, strawberry, garlic and onion.
Garlic and onion?
No, it's like a little bit of spiciness.
Apples and carrots are also confirmed.
Really?
There is no banana in it.
Here are their answers.
Are there any correct answers in this?
The correct answer is...
Apple!
Canada!
Tomato!
Celery!
Ginger!
Therefore...
The number of correct answers from Sugawara will be the point itself.
Yumezawa gets two points.
Endo and Inore get one point.
You don't know this much?
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So, Yuki, Himura and Shokichi are idiots, right?
This is crazy!
This is crazy just for being on a gourmet show!
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