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Nogizaka 46!
Don! Nice to meet you! I'm Bananaman, host of Nogizaka46. Nice to meet you!
And, and...
Nogizaka46!
Huh?
Oh, he's not here.
Huh?
Finally...
What's up?
I don't want to do this anymore.
Huh?
Only you...
What's up?
Huh?
Next to me...
You look like you're full of motivation.
Who is this?
I'm Suzuki Masayuki.
Shibata!
Oh, you're Shibata?
Yes.
I don't know you anymore.
Wait, are we done with the same year party?
What are we doing today?
Ms. Himura, please announce today's program!
Nogizaka!
Sunglasses competition!
Yes!
Thank you!
Wow!
Finally, we can host this program with our own money.
Right, Shibata?
Yes, I'm happy about it.
Recently, Shibata, who has been taking over the role of sunglasses character of Nogizaka46, said...
You don't hesitate at all, do you?
Thanks to my sunglasses, I can do anything.
So...
Tonight, all members will take off their limiters while wearing sunglasses and challenge various competitions!
The MVP will receive luxury goods as a prize!
I didn't know sunglasses competition was like this.
So you're not embarrassed at all now?
I'm not embarrassed at all now.
You're not embarrassed at all now?
Seriously?
Yes.
Can you take a picture of me?
Just a little.
She's embarrassed!
Shibata has been here for a long time.
Yes, I'm in charge of Sunglass Championship.
You're in charge of it?
I've heard a lot of comments.
Now, let's get started.
Please announce the first project.
Sunglass Karaoke!
First of all, the teams will be divided into teams and each team will compete against famous sunglass artists.
While singing their representative song, they will appear and compete for the karaoke score.
If you like Ascom Performance here, you can buy it.
Oh, I see.
Let's get started!
First of all, this artist team.
Here you go!
Wow!
That's right!
Are you Keio Sui?
That's right!
What is it?
It's hot!
She looks like a mother in the Showa era.
It's hot!
She doesn't look like a widow at all.
That's right. She doesn't look embarrassed.
You made a mistake!
But karaoke is also played.
She's singing well.
It's hot!
It doesn't matter what I do.
You don't need sunglasses, do you?
It's hot!
(Laughing)
She's dancing a lot.
It's been a while.
Oh, I see.
OK, OK.
So, we've decided to switch teams.
How do you like it? Aren't you embarrassed to wear sunglasses?
I'm invincible.
You're invincible.
Anything goes for me.
This team doesn't have to wear sunglasses.
They don't have to be embarrassed to do anything.
That's right.
So, they might be strong.
You don't know Noe Osui very well, do you?
She's like this. She's clumsy.
How are you?
"How are you?" Can you say it?
How are you?
You can say it with your nose. "How are you?"
One, two...
How are you?
You don't sound like her at all.
But you can do it.
You can't take off your sunglasses, can you?
A little bit.
Well...
Why do you...
Why do you take them off so easily?
Why do you look like you're trying to be erotic?
She doesn't show me that much.
So, how do you rate this team?
How do you like it?
There was one place where we made a mistake.
You made a mistake.
You're pretty strict, aren't you?
OK, OK.
I'll give you two points.
Oh, you gave them two points.
It's low, but you gave them two points out of ten.
The next team is...
This team!
Here we are.
Oh, that's where we are.
This is...
This is nice.
I knew it.
Are you all Sakurai?
Yes, we are all Sakurai.
Who are you?
I'm Yoda.
Yoda?
Who are you?
Seriously, who are you?
Turn up the music, please.
You're Yoda, aren't you?
Who are you?
You're Hatsune Miku, aren't you?
Who are you?
I don't know who you are.
You're Yuki Himura, aren't you?
You look like Yoda for some reason.
She's singing, isn't she?
So, one day, Sakurai Team won first place.
Thank you very much.
The members are Yoda, Matsuo and Miki.
Do you know anyone else besides Yoda?
I know.
I know Yoda.
He is small and Yoda is...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's funny.
Yoda and Yoda are similar.
Is that so?
Please don't take off your glasses when you decide.
Please don't! Please don't!
It's funny when Yoda has a mustache.
Please put on your glasses.
Also, Matsuo...
It's Matsuo!
Is there anyone who owns an izakaya?
There is!
There is an izakaya singer who likes rock music.
He is cute.
And Yuki...
Yes.
I wonder who Yuki is.
You know who she is, don't you?
I don't know.
Don't take it off!
I don't know who she is.
It's funny.
It's embarrassing.
It would be embarrassing without your glasses.
That's right.
At first, I only put on my wig.
I had no choice but to laugh.
But when I put on my glasses and mustache, I couldn't laugh anymore.
But Yoda and Yuki are similar.
Yoda and Yuki are similar.
I think Yoda should continue to do this.
But I started doing it.
You started doing it.
I like this team very much.
What do you like about them?
They all look good together.
I see.
They look good together.
It's real.
It's real?
What do you think it's real?
It's real!
It's real, isn't it?
How many points did you get?
You got two points earlier.
Five points.
That's a lot of points.
These five points are a lot of points.
It's a lot of points.
This is an unusual episode.
We haven't done this kind of show for 12 years.
That's right.
When foreigners watch it, they think Japanese TV is strange.
Sometimes it happens when you go abroad.
It happens.
What is this show?
Let's move on to the next team.
Please come in.
Oh, hello.
Oh, Masahiro-san.
Who is it?
I don't know.
Who is it?
I don't know.
Who is it?
It's like this.
Who is it?
It's Kuno-mi.
I just found out it's Kuno-mi.
Who is it?
It's in the song.
It's Kuno-mi.
She's singing.
Who is it?
Her beard is coming off.
It's Kuno-mi.
It's Kuno-mi, isn't it?
Who is it?
I don't know who is singing now.
Who is singing now?
I don't know who is singing now.
I don't know.
It's good.
Who is it?
Is it Aki?
It's good.
It's amazing.
Suzuki and Masayuki's team is called "Marching Team".
Marching Team
Who is singing now?
I don't know who is singing now.
It's Kubo.
Is it Aki?
It's Aki.
I don't know who is singing now.
Are you embarrassed of wearing sunglasses?
Don't you feel embarrassed of wearing sunglasses?
I don't feel embarrassed of wearing sunglasses.
Don't you feel embarrassed of wearing sunglasses?
I don't feel embarrassed of wearing sunglasses.
You don't feel embarrassed of wearing sunglasses, do you?
So, how many points did you get?
It was really good.
Out of 10?
I got 6.
You got 6?!
That's amazing!
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and Yuki Himura.
Now, let's move on to the last team.
Let's go!
Hm?
Here it comes!
Oh, it's Shinagura!
It's Shinagura!
Oh, I see!
It's nice!
Oh, I see!
Who is it?
I don't know who it is.
Isn't it me?
Oh, it's amazing!
It's nice!
It's perfect!
Oh, it's amazing!
Yes.
Oh, it's nice!
Oh, I see!
Oh, it's Hayashi!
It's Hayashi!
Hayashi is good!
Anyway...
Be polite.
Be serious.
It's nice!
It's like an old skateboard!
It's nice!
Hayashi is good!
It's nice!
It's cool!
Is this a performance?
Can you master, baby? Master, baby?
Can you master, baby? Without blinking
We are reflected in the light
In between the clouds
Hayashi's dance is amazing! Hayashi is amazing!
Hayashi's song is amazing!
In between the clouds
Hayashi is amazing!
Hayashi's song is amazing!
One Night Carnivore
Her dancing is amazing!
No, no, no, Hayashi.
This is a team of Koji Ayano and Yuki Himura.
They all look different.
They are all great.
They are all popular.
That's why they are born.
And they have a uniform.
That's right.
Iwamoto looks good in it.
I know some people who look like that.
I know.
I know some people who dance in the woods.
That's right.
That's awesome.
It was amazing.
They did it.
They did it?
It's a private show and we learned it.
Is that so?
They did it.
What do you mean you learned it?
I only know Wacky.
Is that all Wacky can do?
I have many friends.
I don't think you have many friends.
When I wore a karaoke with my friends, I wanted to liven up the atmosphere, so I memorized it.
I see. I'd like you to show me your eyes for a moment.
It's cool. It's like you're in a manga.
Hayashi is cool.
Hayashi's good points come out.
I'm hiding most of them.
By doing this, you can see Hayashi's good points even more.
But Endo is...
This is...
I know.
It's good.
I think you can be a jewelry ambassador or something like that.
In a weird way.
Is there a drawback here?
Four points drawback.
Four points.
It's a drawdown of the marching band.
There was such a thing.
I see.
So, here are the karaoke special points that added Master Shibata's points.
Are you a member of Mr. Sakurai's band?
No, I'm first place.
I'm out of it.
Yumiki, what do you think?
It's all thanks to sunglasses.
I'm not happy or excited at all.
When you wear sunglasses, you all calm down.
You all start sitting down.
But it's so hot.
It's hot. It's hot.
Seriously, when I was on another singing show, I was sitting down like this.
This group is sitting down like this.
I'm not sure about Nogizaka46.
Well then, Yuki Himura, please!
The first game is "All of a sudden, impersonation"!
If you have sunglasses, you can do anything.
So, if you get an answer right away, you can imitate it with your all.
It's not whether it's similar or not,
but if you just shake off and do it, you get one point.
Hit and run impact impersonation!
Let's start with the challenge from Mother Inoue Water Team.
The judge Himura is also wearing sunglasses as an official judge.
Himura-san, you look like her, but I'm not sure if you're doing your best or not.
If I have a little more courage, I'll put it out here.
Yes, that's right.
You're from Tsutsui, right?
Tsutsui, are you okay?
Yes, I am.
What do you mean "Yes, I am"?
Yes, I am.
That's good.
Okay, let's do it.
Sudden impersonation, start!
Goi goi shuuu!
Okay, you did it.
She did it.
She's not shy at all.
No, she's not.
Okay, next.
Three, two, one.
Gyo gyo?
She's not shy at all.
Okay, you did it.
Three, two, one.
That's good. You're good at it.
You're in a lot of dramas.
That's good. You're in a lot of dramas.
As expected of you, you can do "gorilla" too.
You can do it.
Okay, you did it.
Three, two, one.
I don't know it, but I'll do it.
Nakeee!
There's no such line, though.
She's not shy at all.
That's good. You did it.
Nakeee!
It's like "bye bye, Sida!"
There's fireworks! It's fireworks!
Three, two, one.
That's a carnal encounter, isn't it!?
Um, whatever...
White has a hundred colors.
White has two hundred colors.
Even this towel is just a plain one.
Oh, okay, okay.
That was funny.
Wow.
The last round.
Let's go a little more.
Did you put it in properly?
One more time.
That was a little embarrassing.
What are you introducing?
What a shame!
What did you just say?
Wasn't it better for you to laugh at it?
Now!
A little more, a little more.
If you're going to study, do it now!
If you're going to squeeze wisdom, do it now!
You say that?
It's me!
What are you going to do?
My joints aren't black!
I have a chin!
Let's go for a walk!
A walk?
You're going for a walk?
Why do you say "let's go for a walk"?
It's amazing.
It's strong here.
Did you understand "hanzawa"?
What was "hanzawa"?
"nake" (cry)
Did you say "nake" (cry) ?
Himura-san's words are just Himura-san's bad words, aren't they?
No, no, no.
It's not a walk.
It's "let's go for a walk"!
Who are you talking to?
It made me feel good, wearing sunglasses.
It made you feel good, wearing sunglasses.
It's like "sunglasses, yes".
My expression has improved.
I see.
I want to do it more.
You want to do it more?
Really?
I feel like my shoulders are shaking.
You want to do it more?
Shibata, how was it?
It's good.
You're glad, aren't you?
Yes.
Don't you want to do it more, Shibata?
I...
That's not good, Shiba-san.
It's for you!
It's for you tonight!
That's how it is. The rest of the teams also have a long way to go.
Yes, they do.
Shall we start?
Alphy and Sakurai's team.
What are you staring at?
Why did you use a gun?
I don't know why.
Stop, stop. What are you doing?
She saw it and I didn't do it.
What are you looking at?
I feel like we had a fight.
Stop it. Stop fighting.
We will play a game from now on.
Please decide the order.
Stop it.
This is an impersonation without a limiter.
Alphy and Sakurai's team's sudden impersonation.
Start.
More.
More?
Red. Red. Red came out.
I feel a little embarrassed.
This is bad. We can't use red anymore.
Stop it.
Go.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
This is good.
Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
You are good.
You can do it.
It's difficult.
Make a voice.
Go further.
You did it.
You drive.
You are good at driving.
You are laughing.
You did it again.
You are good at making sounds.
You did it.
Ink. Ink. Ink. Ink.
Stop it. Stop it.
Which scene is it?
I have never seen such a thing.
What is it?
It's funny.
Ink. Ink. Ink.
Stop it.
It's funny.
I'm Mana Ashida.
You are good.
Mr. Himura.
Don't be angry.
She is bad.
I'm Mana Ashida.
I'm wearing sunglasses today.
I feel wild.
You are doing various things.
I feel wild.
I'm Mana Ashida.
What is it?
You are Mana Ashida.
What is it?
Take it. Take it.
Push it. Push it.
Go. Go.
You just did Egashira-san.
Oh, I see.
Akade-chan is here.
It's difficult.
What?
We are Kamado Tanjiro and Mousu.
Two of us are Nogizaka46.
Three of us are Ryuryumai.
Go.
That's it.
It's my first time.
It's my first time to do this with F-1 car.
It's my first time.
F-1 car doesn't sound like this.
It sounds like this.
I thought you would do like this.
But you did like this.
It's cute.
It's white.
It's not popular.
Takeshi-san.
This show is hosted by Sony Music and...
Takeshi-san, are you playing ping-pong?
I know how you feel.
The sponsor is...
Which one should we cut off?
"What are you doing, idiot?!" "Dunkan, you idiot!"
Idiot, you idiot!
Take this!
Oh, that's it.
Stop it!
"Stop it!", they said.
Yamashita Mizuki's second photo album will be released on April 23rd.
Yamashita Mizuki's graduation concert will be released on April 27th.