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Nogizaka 46
Nogizaka 46!
Nice to meet you! I'm Nogizaka46's host, Bananaman!
Osamu Shitara here!
What is it?
One, two...
Give me a reward!
Why do you keep saying "Give me a reward"?
What is it?
A reward?
What reward is it?
Himura-san!
Please announce today's project!
Alright! If it's this, I'll do my best!
Give me a reward!
What is it?
Well, Nogizaka 46, you seem to have a strong impression of punishment games lately.
No, it's not only for this show, but also for playing punishment games like this.
I'm jealous of you.
Recently, you've been playing intense punishment games like "golden".
No, I haven't.
That's because this is a different area.
That's right!
Why is that?
There's a time limit, and you can do whatever you want here.
That's right!
The management also allows you to do whatever you want here.
If you all do it, it'll be cute and fun.
That's right!
Considering our regret for putting too much effort into such a punishment game,
this time, we'll announce the rewards that will make you all happy!
We'll give you a presentation of how much you want it, and we'll use it as a reference for making future programs.
First of all, we'll introduce the three rewards we want you to have.
Today's reward is...
This one.
A massage stick!
A massage stick?
Yes.
A massage stick? What kind of a stick is it?
Lately, my body has been in bad shape, and when I'm in the middle of recording, someone will follow me and rub my back like this.
Wait a minute, isn't that too big of a show?
Didn't you have a massage chair on your show before?
I did.
But I can't really bring it over there.
No, I mean, there's a massagist down there, so it's weird, right?
So, Yoda will announce what you can do for the massage test.
You two can say whatever you want me to say.
Oh, like a speaker!
I see, you can say whatever you want me to say.
Anything.
So you can make me say "something", right?
Oh, you're smart!
But you always come up with that kind of thing.
This is a show!
Anyway, Yoda will announce what you can do for the massage test.
A world tour!
A world tour? Are you kidding me?
A world tour?
I didn't think we'd get something like this on a show.
It's not easy to get something like this on a show.
What would you do if you could go around the world?
This is a big deal.
I'll only ask you one thing.
Anything?
Anything.
This is a pretty wide range of things.
Except for dying?
Of course!
Except for dying or losing your job, you wouldn't tattoo your face, would you?
No, I wouldn't.
What about you?
I'm fine with it.
You wouldn't go around the world with a tattoo on your face, would you?
And the best reward for Yoda is...
Playing with Bananaman.
I'm so happy for you.
You're better than the world's best.
Stop it.
Somehow, we like playing with Bananaman the most.
What do you like playing with him?
I like playing with him on a trampoline.
Why do you ask such a thing?
We play on a trampoline and eat together.
And we play table tennis together.
So you play with Bananaman all day long.
I do anything.
If you play with Bananaman, you can do anything.
I can cut my hair, too.
You don't have to do that.
You just want to do it.
You can do that for a reason.
I can do poses.
I can practice belly dancing.
I can also save dojo.
You can do belly dancing all day long.
After you do belly dancing, you can play on a trampoline.
What do you think of it?
Is it okay for you to film here?
I like filming here.
You like filming here, don't you?
That's right.
I don't like filming here.
Why do you play on a trampoline in your private time?
Anyway, I love you.
I love you, too.
Next, they will announce the reward they want.
The reward is...
Potatoes.
I don't know what it means.
Can you do something with potatoes?
I want to harvest potatoes in Hokkaido.
I want to make potatoes sleep in the snow and make potatoes sweet.
I want to make potatoes that you can't buy in supermarkets.
That's possible.
What do you want me to do with potatoes?
If you give me potatoes, I'll work as a staff member for a day.
As a band member?
Yes, that day.
I don't work as a band member.
I work as a staff member.
You really have to do it.
I'll do it seriously.
I'll make you laugh and make you talk.
It's boring to watch this show.
I'll make you laugh and make you talk.
I'll practice making you laugh and make you talk.
The second reward is...
Carrots.
Bananaman and the same thing.
What is it? You said something happy again.
This is a jigsaw puzzle we got the other day, didn't we?
Yes, we got it from the Himura team.
We were so happy to get it.
I think it's the same thing for only the three of us.
What is it? Is it like our reward?
It's like a practical lonty.
It's not practical, is it?
It's like there are three of us in it.
We take a picture of it and make it into a lonty.
If we can do a rehearsal or something like that, we'll be so happy.
If we can get that lonty,
you know, there's a penalty drink, right?
Oh, you drink it a lot here, too.
It's not a penalty.
For example, if you tell me to drink it, I'll drink it.
What? That's crazy.
I'm really not good at it, but...
Do you just go in and put it in your mouth?
Yes, I put it in my mouth.
I don't do it. I might not like it. I just go in and drink it.
- You can't do it. - Can I ask you a question?
- What? - How many shots can you drink?
- Oh, you mean drinks? - Yes, I can drink up to three shots.
- Three shots? - Yes, I can drink up to three shots.
I can't drink a whole bunch of shots in a row.
- But you can take a picture and drink it later. - Yes.
- Can you do it? - Can you?
- What? Really? - What? What do you mean?
- What do you mean? - Do you want me to do it now?
- I want to do it. - Do you?
- Yes. - Then do you have a drink?
- Do you? - Do you?
- Do you have one?
- Then do you want me to do it? - Oh, you got three shots.
- Oh, my God! - Then let's drink it first.
- You drink it first, right? - Yes.
- Thank you for it. - You look a little upset.
- No, no, no. I'm not upset at all. - You said you'd drink it right away.
- No, I'm happy. - Did Yuki say it and you got three shots?
- No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. I said it wrong. - That's true.
- Bananaman. - Bananaman.
- No, I didn't say three shots or anything like that. - That's right.
- So, Gapropolis 2024 is lucky to be here. - It's lucky to be here.
- What will they do for the reward? - What will they do for the reward?
- Then, if you drink it, let's take a picture of it and make it later. - Yes, I'd love to.
- Can you say "kon, kon, kon"? - Yes, without making a bad face.
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
- Wow, it smells great. - Wow.
- Wow.
- Oh, no. - Oh, no.
- Huh?
- Hey, don't do that. - Don't make a bad face.
- Then, let's take a picture. - Let's take a picture.
- This show is brought to you by Sony Music and...
- It smells like Propolis.
- This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
- You got it, didn't you? - You got it, didn't you?
- I'm so happy.
- Next up is Yamashita. First, we'll announce the prizes.
- Tada! Boiled eggs and sweet potatoes!
- What's this? - Yes, I love it.
- What's this? - With boiled eggs, I can live basically all day.
- No, no, if you're okay with this... Well, it depends on what you do for me, right? - That's right.
- If you're okay with this, I'll participate in the all-you-can-eat show in Europe.
- Wow, that's a big challenge. - I don't think we'll get along.
- One boiled egg will do.
- But you're an all-you-can-eat person, aren't you?
- I don't want to eat it, but I'll do it. - It doesn't have to be a fancy egg, does it?
- That's right, you can eat it at a convenience store. - Seriously?
- You're not doing it right.
- And for the salt bread and tart, Yamashita will do...
- I'll do a face-pinching. - No, I'm telling you, you can buy it!
- And Yamashita's biggest prize is...
- Here it is. - Wow! - It's a boxed sea urchin. - A boxed sea urchin. - It's a boxed sea urchin.
- Oh, it's a boat... - A boat, right? - Yeah, yeah. - You said it, right? - It's not really a project, but it's not really a boxed sea urchin. - No, it's not. - It's not coming.
- You said you'd do a face-pinching, what are you going to do? - That's right, I'll do it next time!
- What are you going to do? - I'll do a face-pinching.
- You'll do a face-pinching? - I'll do a face-pinching.
- Transformation or a face-pinching? - What does that mean?
- I think it's the most humiliating as an idol. - A face-pinching, right?
- Just a dirty look. - That's right, a dirty look that only stays on the internet.
- That's right. - This is bad, I can go buy it right away.
- Can you go buy it right away? Do you have anything? - A coin?
- Something came out! - Himura-san, can you open it for me?
- Open! - Ta-dah!
- It's Yosukaido-san's balloon. - It's expensive.
- Is it white-painted? - It's white-painted.
- If it's white-painted, it's a get! - It's amazing!
- It's beautiful! - It's amazing!
- It's something you can buy at a market. - That's right!
- Is it white-painted? - It's white-painted. It'll stay on forever.
- You shouldn't look like that. - That's right.
- You appear in a lot of dramas, but you're wearing white-painted clothes. - That's right.
- It's a waste of money! - It might affect your career.
- You should never look like that. - I'm going!
- Are you going? - What's with her?
- I just happened to be lucky. - You just happened to be lucky?
So, while waiting for the white-paint under the mountain, let's go to the present above the tree!
Here you are.
Thank you.
Excuse me. Do you like strawberries?
If she gives me a strawberry...
Oh, strawberries are good.
Strawberries are good.
What do you think about them?
Strawberries are good.
Don't say that.
You almost said it.
When I did a birthday show the other day,
Ms. Haruka gave me strawberries every day.
Every day?
From my parents.
And it was my first time eating white strawberries.
It was your first time?
It was white inside and I was surprised.
White strawberries are good.
If you give me strawberries, what will you do?
If you give me strawberries, I will do "bilibili".
Really?
That's good.
Really?
"bilibili" and strawberries?
Have you ever done "bilibili"?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't.
That's scary.
In addition, for blueberries,
the best reward for those who can't eat spicy food is...
Delicious oranges.
Oranges!
Fruits!
The best reward is oranges?
If you give me delicious oranges,
I will eat "getemono".
You will eat "getemono"?
No, no, no.
But, "getemono" is something that someone has already proven that you can eat, right?
Yes.
So, I personally think you can eat it.
I have eaten it before, but it's really hard to eat it in front of me.
No, no.
Himura-san said that you can only eat insects, and it's magical.
Frog.
You can give me oranges right away, can't you?
There is.
There is an orange.
Why?
That's amazing.
So, with a delicious orange, we also stumbled upon a fake one.
Let's open it ourselves.
I'm scared.
Here we go.
It's a bug.
What is it?
It's a bamboo bug.
It's a bug, isn't it?
It's a bug.
It looks like a small fried potato.
Wait a minute.
The more I think about it, the more it looks like a bug.
It's a bug.
You don't have to eat it all, but you want me to eat two or three, right?
You can't eat one.
It's a bug.
It has a face.
It's pretty long.
But you can get a delicious orange.
Here we go.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Here we go.
It's gone.
It's a bamboo bug.
Did you eat it? I ate it.
Did you really eat it? I just took it out of my mouth and ate it.
You ate it.
You ate it and ate one.
It's delicious.
Is it delicious?
There is no potato in it.
Really? Potato?
It's very delicious.
Would you like to eat it?
No, I won't eat it.
I don't like oranges.
You can't eat one.
From now on, I want you to bite it and leave it alone.
That's better.
Don't be careful in the future.
Leave it alone.
You're eating a bug.
I want you to eat it.
You can taste it, right?
It doesn't feel like there's anything in it.
You can't hide it.
It's in.
You got an orange.
She will taste the delicious orange she got.
The peel is very thin.
Is it?
She will taste it and see if it's delicious.
I'll do my best not to make any mistakes.
Let's count down from three, two, one and eat it.
Let's eat it.
Three, two, one and eat it.
That's what it was like.
She is cute.
She is beautiful.
She is scary.
She is beautiful.
Shiroyama Shitara got a box of sea urchin.
Congratulations on your graduation.
Goodbye.
Please put the sea urchin in the refrigerator.
Is it okay?
Will this be the main show?
Yes, it will.
Please join us.
Excuse me.
Why do I have to do this?
It's difficult.
It's like you're playing an actress.
That's right.
Next is Umezawa's three rewards.
Ta-da! Dagashi!
After all, everyone is very excited and you like Bananaman, don't you?
So, I'd like you to keep it as long as you can.
For Dagashi, Umezawa leaves a comment that makes Bananaman laugh in the video.
I'm pretty nervous just to speak up.
So, I think I can do my best.
It's like leaving a comment in the video, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
If you leave Dagashi in the classroom, everyone will try to leave a comment.
So, I'd like you to choose a seat with sweets and a seat without sweets.
Oh, is that the result announcement?
I'm scared.
Yamashita, you're scared, aren't you?
I'm scared.
What are you talking about?
You left a comment.
There may be sweets and sea urchin.
Ta-da!
And as a secondary reward, you'll get a fruit in a wooden box.
A wooden box?
I think you'll get one if you don't write "wooden box".
If you don't write it like this...
What's this?
If you give me this, I'll play a penalty game.
A penalty game?
Anything is fine with me.
Umezawa's best reward is...
I want it for sure!
Himura Award!
Didn't we have Himura Award before?
Yes, we did.
If you win Himura Award, will you buy Himura Award for me?
Yes, I will.
I just want to go on a picnic with Bananaman.
Oh, you'll go on a picnic with me. I'm happy for you.
It doesn't matter if it's a home appliance store or a picnic.
Oh, wait a minute.
I'm involved in it now.
Himura Award home appliance stores are really good.
Don't call it a home appliance store!
But you haven't been on a picnic much lately, have you?
No, I haven't.
So I'm happy for us and I think we'll get along well.
You're getting along well enough.
I have to buy you a home appliance store.
For Himura Award, they'll do anything to win it.
That's right.
Ume. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
What's up with this atmosphere?
I'm the last one, too.
That's right.
Next, what's the biggest award they'll win next year?
Oishii Tomato.
Do you like tomatoes?
I love tomatoes.
She said something about tomatoes.
What do you do with Oishii Tomato?
I toast with Oishii Tomato.
You two don't know each other, do you?
We don't know each other.
Oishii Warabi Mochi.
What's the biggest reward for eating a monster you hate so much?
Konkyu Sushi.
What's wrong with you all of a sudden?
What do you do with Konkyu Sushi?
I drop it in a pit.
That's terrible.
Why do you drop it in a pit?
Even if I know there's a pit, I'll go there.
I see.
You eat a lot of food.
Tomatoes, sweets, sushi.
Food is dangerous.
What is it?
There's not a high rate of food here right now.
I'm not good at eating.
But you don't eat that many tomatoes, do you?
Do you have tomatoes?
What is it?
Do you have tomatoes?
What did you say?
Gannmenpai.
Gannmenpai, stand by!
Can you do it?
You'll get tomatoes, so you'll do it, won't you?
Of course.
That's amazing.
You don't have to take it yourself after you receive it.
I'll take it for you.
Let's go!
Let's count down together.
Three, two, one, go!
It was a failure.
The face-off happened to be a failure.
So, one more time.
OK.
Three, two, one, go!
It's in!
It's the second one to be painted white.
This one is white.
What is this?
It's white.
A white co-star.
And Ogawa, who ate a face-off pie for the first time, got a delicious tomato.
It's good, but...
There's no cream in it.
Is it cream-flavored?
It's cream-flavored.
That's it for the presentation.
Thank you, everyone.
Didn't Ume and Yoda do it in the end?
They didn't.
To be honest, we wanted to do it.
You can't do it if you don't have it.
There's no fruit in the wooden box, right?
There is.
Why?
It's small.
There is.
There's something crazy.
It's strawberry.
Ume, what did you say in the wooden box?
Oh, no. It's a penalty game.
A penalty game?
We can do anything.
Is there anything left over?
What is it?
Is there anything left over?
Open!
There it is!
There is something like this left over!
This is amazing!
This is the main dish, of course!
I think only the insects are the first priority.
This is so good!
This has a special color.
This has a special flavor.
Wait a minute!
This is amazing!
This is absolutely amazing!
I can't say it's everything, but the insects are amazing!
The insects are amazing!
I thought only the insects were the first priority.
But you said you didn't have to do it!
That's right! This is the only thing left over!
This is the only thing left over!
This is amazing!
But it's cool to hold it like this.
It's cool!
It's cool, isn't it?
It's cool!
It's trendy!
Do you want to eat it?
It's hot!
Do you want to eat it?
Is it hard?
It's torn!
It's crispy!
This is amazing!
How is it? Is it good?
It's fragrant!
It tastes like beans.
It's like soybeans!
It tastes good!
It tastes like beans on your tail!
But you know what?
It tastes like something sticky on your stomach!
Something has been sticking in my stomach!
It would've gone down the middle anyway!
That's right!
What is it now?
I feel like my stomach has become soft!
He feels like his stomach has become soft!
Miso dennaku (noodle)
Here it goes!
Next!
I can't eat it...
He's going to eat them all!
All of them!
He's going to eat them all!
this show is brought to you by sony music and...
this show is brought to you by these sponsors.
her body is moving.
ligerl.
Ligerl.
What does "ligerl" mean?
Ligerl.
Ligerl?
Ligerl.
What?
Tell me.
Ligerl.
What?
Ligerl.
What?
She did it!
Great!
She's amazing.
That's not enough.
Give me your Himura Award.
Hmm...
I don't want it.
The chance is equal.
The play guide starts from 12th.