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Nogisaka Motomiru!
Donkusa Derby!
In Nogisaka, where there are many members who drop things or get drunk,
the tournament to decide the most donkusa member will be held!
From past episodes, donkusa members from erisburi are competing in various competitions!
Tonight's "carrying things only" race, "carrying luggage delay in the second half of the race" starts now!
Nakamura, what do you think of the battle so far?
Well, when we were changing sets and waiting, Teresa- chan said to Aruno-chan, "No, I think we can win if we go in the right order."
I think we won because we lost.
You didn't just lose. You're the only one who failed in this game.
No, no, no.
Now, the "carrying luggage delay in the second half of the race" Tsutsui vs. Endo will compete!
Tsutsuei, what do you think of Endo?
I think he'll be able to carry more than Yukko, so I'll go first.
I see. Endo, what do you think?
But he's taller than Ayame-chan, so I think he'll be good at jumping over here.
I see!
I see.
Have you decided on how you're going to carry him?
Yes!
Then, are you ready?
Yes!
Oh, did you come up with something, Endo?
No, I didn't come up with anything. I just didn't listen to you.
I'm sorry.
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
Ready, start!
Oh, he's coming out!
Wow!
Wow, Tsutsui!
Don't drop it! Don't drop it! Don't drop it!
Wow, Tsutsui's strategy is...
Oh, he's coming out!
Tsutsui was wearing an eye mask, so he chose a surveillance strategy without knowing where Yukko was coming from.
Endo, on the other hand, has the maximum amount of luggage he can carry, so he's going back and forth.
Which one is faster?
Wow!
Oh, that's good!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Okay!
Wow!
Endo is also keeping up a good pace.
Tsutsui, who led in one go with his mother, carried his luggage without any mistakes.
I'm going to lose like this!
Yes!
You're going to lose!
You should hurry up a little!
There's only that much left!
Oh, I can't do it!
Oh, you're fast!
You might crash! You might crash!
Oh, you're fast!
Wow!
Wow, Tsutsui's strategy is...
Oh, there was this much left.
This is weird!
You're slow!
Endo, you've caught up!
Wow!
You don't have to carry it anymore!
That's right!
So...
Tsutsui won the strategy match!
It was easy!
Well...
Endo, you thought it was too early, didn't you?
I thought it was too early.
You should have copied it!
What is it?
I want to carry it as it is.
Oh, I see!
When I said, "If you don't do anything, you'll lose," you said, "That's right."
If you're like this, you'll do your best not to lose, right?
Yes, I've been thinking about what I can do the fastest.
Oh, you can't take off your blindfold, can you?
No, I can't.
One point for the poison grass.
Of course.
Why are you giving me that blindfold?
Next up is Nakanishi vs. Kaki in poison grass fight.
Nakanishi.
Yes.
You just got one point for poison grass.
Yes.
So you don't have an umbrella anymore.
Yes, I understand.
I'm going to make a strategy and do my best.
What kind of strategy is it?
Oh, I don't have one yet.
Kaki, you can't lose.
No, I don't think I'll lose to Aruno.
Right?
Let's do it.
Ready, start!
I want to reduce the number of returns, but...
You're fast.
I don't want to do it at all.
It's not fun.
Kaki is doing well and fast,
but Nakanishi is not moving at all.
You can do it.
Oh, but...
I can't do it.
Oh, you can do it.
Nakanishi lost everything,
and now he's falling into an infinite loop of picking up and dropping?
Nakanishi!
And as expected, Go ahead of Kaki!
What are you doing, Nakanishi?
You've been falling from Nakanishi forever.
Why did you take off your blindfold?
That's right!
Now, the next game. Himuro-san, please!
Let's do it!
It's "rap fast wrap"!
Don Quixote is bad at rap, isn't it?
It's bad.
The rules are simple.
All you have to do is put the wrap on three plates.
You have to compete for its speed.
Put the wrap on a large plate of pizza.
Make sure the oden doesn't spill out.
Make sure the cake doesn't crumble.
That's the key point.
What's more!
If it sticks out,
or if it's crushed,
or if it spilled out,
Himuro-san will judge and tell you how many seconds you have left.
So, let's see how fast and accurately you can do it.
It's "rap race"!
First, Inoue vs. Tsutsui.
Inoue.
Yes?
It's easy, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I don't have to wrap one pizza at a time, do I?
Think about if you do it at home.
I got it.
Now, Tsutsui.
What?
What do you mean?
I'm 19 years old.
You're 19 years old, aren't you?
Now, you two.
Get ready.
Go!
What?
Now, it's started.
The first challenge,
to find where the rap starts,
is...
You can do it!
Oh, you're fast.
I'm in trouble.
It's a little tough.
It's okay.
While Tsutsui can't start, Inoue spreads the lead.
It's over. It's over.
However, after the start, Tsutsui shows a furious chase.
For some reason, Inoue throws away the case and does a mysterious action of finely reinforcing it with a hand- torn wrap.
What?
And...
Here you go.
Thank you.
Inoue, please do it until the end.
Both of them have their strengths and weaknesses, so Inoue also wraps it up until the end.
Why do you tear it apart?
Kimura's appearance check.
First of all, it's Tsutsui's turn.
The cake is here.
There's space here.
Even if you bite here, it's open.
This is oden.
This area is a little sweet.
It's tough.
Look here.
It's dangerous if you know what you're doing.
Pizza also has a lot of space here.
There's space here.
However, Tsutsui's record is 1 minute and 57 seconds after the start.
What is it?
It's kind of dirty, anyway.
This is also dirty.
Look, it's leaking.
This is dirty.
Inoue is in a tough check.
He doesn't make a comeback.
He loses three points in a row.
Next is Endo versus Kaki's double center match.
Endo, do you usually rap?
I do, but I've never wrapped something this big with rap.
It's difficult.
Himura is the type of person who raps loudly.
I look at the space.
Kaki, you have to win.
I think I can win.
I'm good at rapping.
That's right.
Okay.
Yakubo.
I want you to beat Saku-chan.
If you think you can rap for me, you'll probably be able to do it faster.
What do you mean?
So you don't make me breathe?
No.
I'm going to give you a present.
I see.
I'll keep it for you.
That's nice of you.
Please rap for me.
I see.
Let's go.
It's fast-forwarded rap.
Ready, start!
Go!
Let's go.
Did Endo find it?
Yes.
Was it Kaki who escaped from the start of looking for rap again?
It's coming.
Is it about the same as the start?
It's annoying.
Endo leads the game and goes first.
It's about the same as the start.
Kaki gets the wrap.
Endo finishes the cake and goes.
Endo wins the game.
Kaki gets three donkusa points.
Next is Ikeda versus Nakanishi.
Nakanishi, you have to win.
I put it in when it was open.
Why did you put it in?
It dries up so that air doesn't get in.
That's why it was rotten.
It's a time trial.
Start!
Nakanishi is the first one to reach the entrance of the wrap.
But the way you hold it is different.
However, when Ikeda starts from the first wrap and shows how clumsy he is,
That's a clumsy way of doing it.
Ikeda finds the entrance of the wrap and can't start at all.
How long is Ikeda going to make pizza?
Ikeda, who has finally started, is chasing up at a rapid speed, but...
Nakanishi was the first one to reach the goal.
Ikeda is careful in covering, but he doesn't take back the too big delay.
This confrontation is won by Nakanishi.
The last is Sato vs. Yoda's triathlon competition.
Yoda, what do you think? You're not good at eating, aren't you?
But I've never been so particular about wrapping.
I think it's part of my daily life.
How about you, Yoda?
I'm a rapper.
Yesterday, I made a lot of mochi hot pot and dumplings.
That's good.
I'm doing it diligently.
Did you wrap it yesterday?
When did you wrap it?
This morning.
But I did a different kind of wrap yesterday.
Did you sing with a different kind of wrap?
Yes, I did a yakiniku wrap.
What kind of yakiniku wrap?
In front of Den-chan and Hazuki.
What's that?
I went to eat yakiniku.
She went to eat yakiniku and showed me the wrap.
Can I hear that wrap?
What do you think of it?
It's good.
Yakiniku.
Yakiniku is the best.
Thank you for the rap before the rap battle.
I think it's good.
Let's go.
Ready, start!
I hate this.
Where is it?
Yada.
This battle was made use of Yoda's rap, so the main episode is short.
Sato worked hard, but Yoda's speed was a threat and it was a record.
Isn't this Yoda's fastest time?
There's a little bit of a family aspect.
Where is the family aspect?
It's open here.
And Yoda's rap was pointed out.
This is the best record.
Sato's rap was popular, but Yoda's rap wasn't overshadowed.
There's a little bit of it.
There's a little bit of it now.
Hiburo is lifting it up and spilling it.
Is it now?
Doctor Queen is...
All competitions are over.
The first Doctor Queen to be popular was...
Nakanishi!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
...the sponsors mentioned earlier.
Don! Here we go!
Kouji Nogizaka is here!
I'm your host, Bananaman!
Welcome!
Welcome, Kouji Nogizaka!
Welcome!
One, two...
Thank you for having us!
Thank you!
It's like a Kyoto dialect.
Now, with that said...
What is it today?
Kimura-san, please!
Senpai!
Thank you for having me!
Nogizaka Oseibo Grand Prix!
Here we go!
A series of legendary Valentine's Day projects have been reborn in Oseibo season!
This time, the students will give Oseibo to their senior members with gratitude for this year.
However...
The senior members who they think will be chosen will choose themselves and try to get along with their juniors.
The worst case is if you don't get it.
That's not good.
If that happens, we'll prepare a penalty drink for you.
A penalty drink for the seniors?
That's right.
Should we go for both?
The gokis, too?
We can't let the gokis drink it.
That's why we want you to come out.
That's right.
It's a penalty drink, but the program staff combined it with popular demand and made it the strongest this year.
Ultimate Penalty Drink 2023 Final
We're preparing for it.
"Final" means you've made poison.
Of course, people who don't get it will come out.
I'm sure you've already noticed, but I won't cry.
I don't know why, but I'm sure you're serious about this.
I'm sure someone's going to cry today.
It's like you can't get it.
Don't say that.
You can get it or you can't get it.
The winner and loser are born.
That's what a grand prix is about.
You can only give one.
You can't give it to anyone.
Who will you choose?
That's it!
Grand Prix
The first person to confess is Inugue.
Who did you help?
T.
That's right.
Is it okay for such a small number of people?
It's okay.
Inugue, especially during live tours, you must have helped your seniors a lot.
Yes, I've helped my seniors a lot.
You've been helped a lot.
Now, seniors, I think you can get it from Inugue.
This is a very tense moment.
Everyone's back is starting to shake.
Now, it's finally opening!
It's going to be crazy this year, too!
Now, the one who raised his hand.
Raise your hand if you think you can have it!
Raise your hand!
Now, the one who raised his hand, please come forward!
The one who raised his hand and thought he could have it are these six people!
Now, we're going to ask the members why they thought they could have it.
That's right!
Let's start from the other side.
Why did you think you could have it?
Well, I have a frog.
When we say we have a frog, it means we don't like it very much.
But, Nagi said she likes frogs.
I said I want to have a frog like this.
We talked about frogs and got excited.
And...
Isn't it thin?
No, it's not!
There's still something.
There's still something, right?
That's right. After the national tour,
I was told, "Mr. Hazuki, thank you very much!"
After the tour?
After the national tour, I wanted to get along with you.
Oh, you talked about it a lot?
Yes!
You came all the way here and said "thank you"?
Thank you for extending the conversation.
Oh, I see!
Well, well, well!
No, I'm confident!
Well, but you might have said it only once!
That's right!
I like frogs, but I feel like it's thin.
Is that her first topic?
Well, well, you don't know, do you?
Well, we know!
You two have something in common.
Yes!
Yoda!
Yes!
Oh, really?
Yes!
We're often together when we're on tours.
Even in private.
We went to karaoke and such.
What?!
Yes. We also went for dinner.
Really?! Oh my!
Private life is big, you know.
It's like this in the past.
This sounds strong!
Mukai, is it okay for you to go home?
Wait, I can't do it.
No, no, you might really like going home.
Yes, yes, I like it.
But you don't know?
Yes.
So you go home for dinner and such?
Yes.
How many times have you been there?
Huh...
What do you do for dinner at times like that?
Yodaka.
Well...
That's right.
Wow, that's amazing.
This sounds pretty strong.
It does, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Okay, moving on...
End.
Yes.
Why did you think you'd get it?
Maybe...
Nagi-chan...
Likes me...
Yes.
Maybe...
Yes, yes.
I thought you'd give it to me.
I see.
I thought you'd give it to me.
Certainly, when we're doing this project...
We're always pushing for it.
Ah!
So...
I see!
Even if you don't have anything...
There are quite a few patterns where you get it.
I see!
That's why you said you didn't know this one.
I see.
Always...
You don't have to say it out loud.
But do you like it?
It's okay.
Cute.
But it's kind of...
It's good.
Then, next.
Kaki!
Why did you think you'd get it?
Well, it's not this year, but...
When Nagi-chan first appeared in "Nogizaka Koujichi"...
I was the one who introduced it.
Oh, there's this pattern, too.
We have similar hobbies.
We draw the same things.
So, I was the first one to know you.
What? Really?
And you were standing next to me during the tour, too.
Oh, that's big.
Is that big, standing next to you during the tour?
But in the past, when we did this show...
Did we do it?
We did.
Because you talk naturally.
Do you want to be like a colleague?
I thought you were my colleague.
What kind of past tense is that?
I thought you were my colleague.
I see.
I see. That's strong.
Because it's not Valentine's Day.
Thank you for taking care of me.
That's strong.
I don't know.
It's difficult this time.
Yes, it is.
It's difficult.
Yes, it is.
Why did you think you'd get it?
You're the only same age.
We're the same age?
Yes.
And you're the only senior.
You called me "Ayame-chan" with a "chan".
And we went to the graduation ceremony together.
Does that mean we go to the same school?
What?
It's difficult.
We're the same age.
Yes, we are.
Wow!
It's possible.
What about you, senior?
You called me "Ayame-chan" with a "chan".
And we talked roughly.
I see.
Why did you think you'd get it?
When we shot the music video of "Hito wa Yume wo Midomiru"...
Was there such a song?
Say it properly!
When we shot the music video of "Hito wa Yume wo Midomiru"...
Say it properly!
"Hito wa Yume wo Midomiru"...
When we were shooting the music video for "Hito wa Yume wo Midomiru"...
Nagi is a shy girl, so when she's sitting alone...
I'd go and talk to her if I felt like she was alone.
I did that.
Nagi said it's fun when she's with me.
She said I can talk to her without worrying about it.
"I want to go home too" doesn't mean...
a girl like me wants to go to someone's house.
What kind of girl is she?
She's not the type of girl to say it out loud.
That's right, but she said it anyway.
"I want to go home too" is pretty big, isn't it?
It seems big.
Kimura-san, you don't know, do you?
It's difficult, but...
When I asked her in general...
I felt like she didn't want to go home anymore.
I was going to say "I want to go home too", but...
If you have a destiny, clap your hands. If you don't, I'm sorry.
Who is the person who wants to give up their destiny?
Is there someone who wants to give up their destiny?
Yoda!
Thank you!
Yoda!
Thank you!
I'm happy.
I'm sorry.
Inogue gives a thank you letter prepared for Yoda who likes gyoza.
The reason is...
This year's tour helped me a lot and Yoda gave me a massage during the tour.
Yoda made Yoda and Yoda's group line for me.
He said, "I know it's hard to go with you, but I know you're tired, so make sure you go."
Wait a minute. Is there such a thing as making a group line in the past?
You didn't make it for this project, did you?
No, it's not like that.
I was talking with the students about whether they could go because they were massaged by the seniors.
I thought it would be hard to go if someone didn't tell me.
And I got a T-shirt.
Oh, a T-shirt.
I heard you like making T-shirts.
Yoda has been doing that lately.
So I replied, "I want it."
He said, "It's because I made it."
He gave me a message on the day of the music video.
I was so happy about it.
That's amazing. You took him out for dinner.
You're taking care of your seniors, aren't you?
You're doing that, aren't you, Yua?
I've had my seniors do a lot of things for me, so I have to repay them properly.
Can you do a Yoda party?
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I'm sorry, Yuiki.
I wanted to go with you first.
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