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[Oniichan Presents]
Oniichan, we love you!
Our love for you!
Oniichan Presents!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
For April 5th, Bananaman's birthday,
members prepared 5000 yen worth of presents.
So, Bananaman,
if it's a present from his cute little sisters,
he should know which one they bought.
If his prediction is wrong,
he will receive a present through his own allowance system.
"Oniichan Presents" is now on sale!
Last time, 5 members received presents and missed twice.
Will they be able to gather their thoughts tonight?
Let's go.
One, two, three...
Here it is!
Wow!
I don't know!
It's a shame, but...
- What is it? - It used to be here.
- It does look like it. - You can do it like this.
- It's slippery. - Yes.
- It was reprinted and became very popular. - Oh, I see.
- This baseball bat is one or two pieces old. - Oh, really?
This is amazing.
Wow!
- The course has changed. - Oh, really?
Wow!
This is fun!
Out.
This baseball bat and...
- How do you call it? - Can I try it?
Yes, you can.
I wanted it in my friend's house, but it wasn't in my house.
- We had it when we were kids. - Yes, we did.
- I just bought it. - You must be poor.
- I just reprinted it. - You must be poor.
- How do you do it? - You have to go all the way here.
Wow!
- If you go here, you can't go there. - It's difficult.
Wow!
- Wow! - Wow!
- How do you do it?
- It has a magnet.
- Wow! - You know it well.
I know it well.
- It's fun. - The next one is difficult.
- This one? - No, this one.
You have to roll it like this.
You have to press it.
- You have to turn it. - It will fall down. Be careful.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's fun. - It's fun.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's close. - It's scary.
- It's scary.
- It's difficult. - Which one is it?
- Wow! - Wow!
It's no good.
Is it hard bread?
- It's fun. - It's fun.
Baseball bat and athletic game.
- Athletic game. - Athletic game.
I was worried about why they would like it so much and asked my parents.
- What? - Your parents?
If it's a nostalgic game, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
I don't know about this one.
I know it, but I played it non-stop.
- You played it non-stop? - I did.
Didn't your parents watch it?
But I think you're a little stronger in terms of baseball fans.
- You're right. - I know.
But I'm not the one who screams like "Yeah!"
It's me.
- You're the one who's always cheering. - Yeah.
- You're always like that. - I know.
Your parents choose it for you.
- "Yeah!" - "Yeah!"
- Like that. - Yeah.
This is fun. Do you know about it?
- I've seen it before. - I don't know about it.
- But it's been popular recently. - I see.
- Did you play it non-stop? - What?
You know a lot about it.
Your parents watched it on TV and got a lot of reactions.
- I see. - They said you played it non-stop.
- They said you played it non-stop with a baseball bat. - I played it non-stop with a baseball bat at WBC.
I played it non-stop with this one, too.
- You watched it, didn't you? - Me?!
- Then... - Not me!
But I'll tell you more about it.
If you watch it non-stop,
you can win a baseball bat if you win a tournament.
I won it.
If you watched it, you know I won it, too.
That's it!
It's me!
It's definitely me!
By the way,
I think your parents watch "Banana Man" on TV.
That's right. My daughter always watches "Banana Man" on TV.
If you didn't play it non-stop, you'd win.
- That's right. There are many regions where you don't play it non-stop. - Just a little bit, right?
- Is it you, Himura-san? - I think it's me.
- I think it's you, Himura-san, too. - Yes, I think it's me.
- It's me! - Then, let's go!
The one who will receive this present is me, Himura!
Now, who prepared this present for me?
- Me! - Oh, it's you, Kaki!
- You're from Osaka. You don't play it non-stop. - Oh, no!
I don't play it non-stop at all!
No, wait! You were born in Osaka, but you're in Kanto now.
- You're in Gunma now. - I'm in Tochigi now.
- Tochigi. - All right!
- You're in Tochigi now. - All right! All right! All right!
- I'm sure you're playing it non-stop! I'm watching you! - I'm sure you're playing it non - stop!
Now, Kaki!
Which brother will receive this nostalgic toy from Kaki?
The one who prepared this present for me is...
- It's you, Sutara! - Oh, it's me!
It's me! It's me! It's me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I see! - I'm so happy!
- Why? - Oh, my God!
- My father loves baseball so much... - Oh, I see!
- He bought me a baseball bat at once. - Oh, I see!
- He chose it for me... - You're my father!
And I heard you have a big house, Sutara.
- That's not true! Where is it? - You have a big house...
- I thought we could play that game at home parties. - Oh, I see!
- I thought we could play it with you, Himura. - I think we could do it at home.
- I thought we could play it together. - Oh, I see!
- Oh, it's not me! - No, no!
- It was difficult! - It was difficult!
- I'm glad I chose it, but I was thinking too much about it. - Yes.
Sutara bought a present for herself that she couldn't give to others.
- Then, call me when you play it. - OK!
- What? At home? - At home!
- Thank you! Then, I'll call you! - OK!
- Next! Open! - Go!
- Oh! What is it? - What is it?
- It's a pickled vegetable! - I was surprised! Is it pickled radish?
- I thought, "What is it?" - Oh, it's pickled radish!
- It's pickled radish! I pickled vegetables with all my heart. - Yes.
- If you marry me, you can eat this every morning! - Oh, I see!
- No, no! If you marry me... - You want me to make it for you?
- If it's something I made for you, I'm sure you'll be happy about it. - Oh, I see!
Oh, I see!
- Did you make it this time? Or do you already have it? - Which one is it?
- Would you like to eat it? - Oh, I'll eat it!
- Then, I'll eat carrots! - Thank you for the meal!
- It's delicious! - It's very delicious!
- You're using it well! - It's very delicious!
- This is either one of them, right? - This is difficult!
- Either one of them! - Didn't you say "pickled"?
- I didn't say "pickled"! - Himura-san, you haven't said "pickled" for a while, right?
- I like "pickled". - I don't think I say it that much.
- I like it, but Himura-san is in charge of food. - Yes.
- But isn't it like "me" or "me"? - That's right!
- I don't think it's "me". - Is it "me"?
- But isn't it a little heavy to say "marry me"? - I know!
- It's Matsumura-style, isn't it? - That's right!
- Matsumura-style! Who would say that? - That's right!
- Shall we find out from there? - If you marry me, you can eat this every morning. It's a heart mark!
- Thank you for the meal!
- I don't say things like "pickled". - I like "pickled", too!
- "Pickled" is good food! - I like it!
- Don't say things like that! - I like it a lot!
- What's wrong with you? - I like it a lot!
- This is "pickled"! - I know it's "pickled".
- If you say you can eat this every morning, you're doing a morning show or something, right?
- Isn't it like "eating it in the morning"? - No, Himura-san, you've been saying it non-stop for a while!
- If you say it non-stop, you'll say it's all you!
- If you say it like that, people will think you're eating it because you eat it a lot.
- I feel like it's not me. - No, no!
- But this is "food Himura"!
- "Food Himura"! - "Food Himura"!
- I was wondering about the sound of the rice earlier, but it's "food Himura"!
- I see! - This is definitely...
- Thank you. - Let's do it like that.
- The person who will receive this present is... - Himura!
- Now...
- Who prepared this present for us? - Me!
- Yes! - Huh? Me? Yamashita?
- No... - It's me.
- Now, is Yamashita's underwear a present for Himura? - Yes.
- The present I wanted to give you is...
Star Oniichan!
No, no, no!
This is difficult!
Why?
Until now, I've been making things like "cooking queen" and making fried rice.
When I was planning your present, I made you curry and cooked for you.
When I was thinking of making something, I wanted to put love in it.
Is it for this?
That's right. I've never made "nukazuke" before.
I bought "nukazuke" and searched for it.
Did you eat it yourself?
No, I didn't eat it.
It's delicious!
Really?
Did you make it for this?
You made it properly.
It was very delicious!
It's very, very delicious!
It's delicious!
It suits a good wife.
What is it?
It looks delicious.
But, in my image...
You don't seem like you'd eat something with a sticky human hand, do you?
What do you mean?
You don't seem like you'd eat it.
On the contrary, I want you to eat it and feel my love.
I see!
That's why I made it like this every day.
You don't want to eat a human-held rice ball, do you?
That's right!
Hey! What do you mean?
That's right!
Wait! Does "non-stop" have anything to do with it?
It doesn't!
It doesn't, does it?
I see! I see!
Does "Asadora" have anything to do with it?
It doesn't!
It doesn't, does it?
It doesn't have anything to do with it.
By the way, Himura-san...
This program is brought to you by SONY MUSIC and...
...the following sponsors.
I'm sorry! Thank you very much!
I'll buy it!
Thank you!
One, two, open!
Wow!
It's a heart chip!
Do you know it?
I know it!
It's a heart chip that came out recently.
It's the one we ate last time!
There's a lot of sweets.
There's a lot of quality.
This is totally me.
This is not me!
Five thousand yen worth of sweets.
When I grow up, I won't have a chance to buy sweets,
so I'm sure my teacher will like it.
I'll buy five thousand yen worth of sweets.
When I grow up, I won't have a chance to buy sweets,
so I'm sure my teacher will like it.
It's really great!
Look at this yogurt!
It's a box!
It's a box of Moroccan fruit yogurt!
It's the best!
Five thousand yen worth of sweets!
It's a heart chip!
I think it's me,
but it's Himura-san.
I think it's me, but it's Himura-san.
I'm in trouble now.
This is a recording of the last time.
You said you didn't know HEART CHIPPLE.
I want you all to eat HEART CHIPPLE.
This is a gift, but which one is it?
Please eat one by one and turn it around.
I want you to know that HEART CHIPPLE is so delicious.
If you haven't eaten it, please eat it.
Isn't it delicious?
This is a lot of garlic.
Why don't you know such a delicious snack?
Can I say this is first place?
Is it okay for me to say this?
This is absolutely okay for you.
There is no reason for me to say this.
If there were more delicious sticks, it would be like me.
In one summer, I ate 260 sticks of HEART CHIPPLE.
Please eat more.
I think there is a possibility of HIMURA.
I like sweets like this.
Didn't you say you were cute?
I don't know you, but you're saying you're cute.
I'm not like you.
I like sweets like this.
That's better for you.
Can you understand me?
Is it okay for me to say this?
This is absolutely okay for you.
This is a gift for you.
Is it okay for me to say this?
Please say it.
Who bought this gift for me?
Who is it?
It's you.
Is it Tsutsui?
HEART CHIPPLE is the key.
I didn't expect it.
I thought you would prepare a race handkerchief.
Is it Tsutsui?
Let's ask him.
Is it a gift for Tsutsui and SHITARA?
I wanted to give you a gift.
It's Himura-san.
Don't do that.
You can't put this in.
Why?
It was decided in one second.
I wanted to give Himura-san a gift.
I went to the store for the first time and saw a heart chip.
I was happy that SHITARA-san was there.
Did you choose everything?
That's right.
You went to buy it.
I'm happy.
You put it in.
It was Himura-san.
Himura didn't expect it.
He gave a gift of 5,000 yen.
Did you eat a heart chip?
I bought a small heart chip.
Was it delicious?
It was very delicious.
There are only two left.
I want to do this forever.
This is fun.
We are having fun.
Is it really fun?
Let's guess.
I don't say "non-stop" anymore.
I say "non-stop" all the time.
You can say "food Himura".
"food Himura".
"non-non-stop".
Let's guess.
What is this?
Make up?
It's for around eyes.
To make nose higher?
Make up for shadows.
Men's version.
Highlight.
If you have swollen face, make up for shadows is recommended.
This item is popular for men's cosmetics.
It's easy for people who don't do make up.
Cleanliness and transparency.
It makes you look handsome.
What is this?
Which one is this?
There is also "Mr. Gimura".
But...
I dare to say this.
For example, non-stop.
If you look at me, I don't look good.
Non-stop is especially in the morning or under eyes.
People often say that bears are amazing.
But it's for normal sales.
That's why I look like this.
Mr. Gimura, you used to do make up like this.
You used to show your face sharply like this.
You used to make up like this.
I don't know if it's making up.
It's for cleanliness, transparency and color.
Transparency and color.
For color, it's me.
But cleanliness and transparency are for you.
I guess so.
There is no transparency.
No.
There is no cleanliness.
I'm sad.
There is only color.
Do you think I want you to use this for me?
Do you want me to use it for you?
I think so, too.
I say it over and over again, but it's non-stop.
It's non-stop.
It's a morning show.
I don't want you to use it for transparency, cleanliness and color.
But it's making up.
It's you, Mr. Gimura.
You used to show your face sharply like this.
I thought you were fat.
That's right.
Who is this?
Is it your ear?
Is it wrong?
It's wrong.
Is it wrong?
It's wrong.
I don't think I'm fat.
You are fat.
I don't think I'm fat.
You are fat just because you don't think you are fat.
I'm skinny.
You are not skinny.
I'm skinny.
Then what am I?
I'm very skinny.
What is that attitude?
I'm very skinny.
Who is it?
I think it's Seimiya.
It may be Seimiya.
I think so, too.
It's Seimiya.
It's you, Mr. Gimura.
Let me introduce you.
The person who will receive this present is me, Mr. Gimura.
Who is it?
It's Seimiya.
It's amazing.
You did it, Seimiya.
I'm sure it's you, Mr. Gimura.
Seimiya said, "I'm swollen."
He said that.
Then you looked down and said, "I'm fat."
Let's do it now.
Let's do it.
A banana with perfect reasoning.
Is the gift for Seimi from Hiburo?
The person I wanted to give you a gift is...
Hiburo!
Really?
I made a mistake!
Is it a non-stop gift?
It's a non-stop gift!
I watch your videos non-stop.
Thank you!
When I watch your videos, I think you are very handsome.
I think you are very handsome.
Your nose is very beautiful.
If you add a little more gloss here and there, you will look even more handsome.
That's right!
I told you earlier!
Seimi is putting makeup on Mastara.
That's right!
If you do that, you will look refreshed.
You look like a saleswoman in a department store.
I use this wide brush for my nose.
Do men wear makeup these days?
That's right!
Men and women use this brush.
That's right!
You said you were interested in this bear.
I'm interested in bears.
If you put it under your eyes, it will make you look like a bear.
Does it have glitter in it?
It has a lot of glitter in it.
Doesn't it make you look nasty?
No, it doesn't!
When I saw men wearing glitter in their eyes, I didn't like it.
Is it normal now?
It's a little watery.
It doesn't make you look nasty.
Do you put it here, too?
I put it under my chin and my lips.
Does it make you look different?
It makes you look cool.
It makes you look refreshed.
It's amazing!
Your forehead is clear and beautiful.
I look refreshed, don't you think?
Shitaro's self-discourse for losing the gift.
The last one!
No, it's a very strange ball.
What is this?
No, I'm scared. What is this?
It looks like a bamboo shoot.
The smell is like a bamboo shoot, too.
What is this?
Isn't it a bomb?
This is a banana flower.
I thought it would be heavy even if I received it from me, who still has a short relationship with it.
I made it so that you can't eat it.
Can you eat it?
When I searched for "banana", "flower language" was also perfect, so I chose this.
Flower language?
Well, it's not written.
If you write it, you'll be found out.
That's how you'll be found out.
Oh, I see.
I prepared it without seasoning and just prepared it.
This is it.
Doesn't it look like a bamboo shoot?
Look at this.
What is this?
Is it fire?
I'll eat it.
It's bad!
It's good!
It's bad and it's dry.
This is Himura-san's food.
Himura-san's food.
I'm sure of it.
Me, me.
You're going to say it, right?
What?
I'm not in charge of all the tricky things, right?
No, but we don't know much about each other.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We don't know much about each other.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You two are really smart.
No, I don't know.
All of you are stupid.
No, you're smart.
You don't know much about each other.
You know a lot about each other.
I know why you know me.
I know you know me.
You can get this present.
And the final prediction is decided by Himura.
Who bought the banana flower?
Here it is.
You got it right.
The banana flower on the stomach.
Which brother got it right?
I wanted to give you a present.
Himara brother got it right!
I got it right!
Thank you!
But why did you want me to give you this?
It's pretty tricky.
But I really like things that disappear.
There were a lot of candidates.
I want to reveal the fact that you gave it to me.
I can only hear you say that now.
I don't like things that disappear.
When you give me a present, I want to give you something valuable, but we don't have much relationship, so I thought I could give you something.
We don't have much relationship.
I think you have a deep relationship.
Only me?
I'm surprised.
Think about it.
Why did you give me this?
Nogizaka Karate is purple, right?
We have purple flowers.
Oh, this?
Yes.
It's purple and it's a banana flower, so it has flower words.
Flower words?
Like "funkaku" and "kanroku".
"Funkaku" and "kanroku"!
It's you, Himura!
Do you know that?
This program was brought to you by Sony Music and sponsors.
Himura, you don't look like me at all.
You don't look like me at all.
What are you eating?
You don't look like me at all.
What is this?
What are you doing?
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