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Nobuzaka, go for it!
New power training course, Speed Queen
Tonight, they will continue from last week's exciting "Immediately do an impression" challenge.
Will they be able to do an impression right away?
The challengers are Himura, who has been losing continuously, including us.
Himura-san, you have been losing all the time.
I can't help it if I want to do an impression.
You are losing everything.
I am losing everything.
Then we will have a revenge match.
I understand.
Please don't lose to Himura-san.
Yes.
How about you, Yamashita-san? Do you want to do it?
Isn't there no benefit in this?
The benefit is to train your speed and instantaneous power.
There is a benefit for you in the future.
Is there really a benefit?
Yes, there is.
You will do it with all your might.
I see.
There are actresses like "Tiger" and "Asadora".
I think the range of acting will expand.
Will you play a gorilla?
If I play a gorilla like "New Year's Day" like a gag, I will act it out.
If you act it out, you will give everything to Himura- san, won't you?
No, Himura-san won't do it.
I can't make a schedule.
I see.
Let's start.
Is it a speed match?
Yes.
OK.
This is the genre.
What is it?
She is a female entertainer. She is wearing a skull cap.
A skull cap.
This is the person who will do it for us.
Hello. It's Haruna.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
It's not Shulick.
What is that face?
What is that evil face?
What is that?
It's not Shulick and Stella's aunt.
Wait a minute. Why do you have such an evil face?
Why do you have such an evil face?
You look like an old man who has no teeth.
There is one more representative one.
Don't make a corner.
OK.
What is it?
It's good, isn't it?
Continue here and show us your best impersonation.
There are three people left.
All right.
Here we go.
Wow!
I am a male entertainer.
What is this?
I am a male entertainer.
It's finally your turn, Imura-san.
Please do it for us.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
Ta-da!
I thought it was Nogizaka Photics.
Wow!
But it was Marui Ishikoro.
All right!
What a mistake!
OK, it's good, isn't it?
It's good!
The story is also original.
The last battle will be between three people.
Yamashita and Iwamoto's battle.
Here we go.
This one.
Yamashita lost.
Iwamoto, do a serious pose.
This one.
Goat.
Three, two, one, go.
You are good.
OK.
You are good.
You are good at it.
This is my first time.
You are good at it.
You can do it, too.
Male and female.
You are good at it.
You are good at it for the first time.
You are good at it.
You are a genius.
Yamashita lost.
I wanted to do it.
Goat?
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
You eat it.
I should have done it.
Did you say it yourself?
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The Speed Queen Deciding Match!
From now on, a game of quick firepower matches will be held!
The first match will be... Himura-san, please!
A speed match of past contents!
As you know, this is a speed match of past contents.
Four people will challenge at the same time.
If you can't get the correct answer until the end, you'll have to drink a penalty drink!
I'm out.
These four people will challenge a game where quick firepower and courage are tested!
Well then, please take off your clothes at once!
Three, two, one, open!
Oh my god!
Are you really scared?
No, I want to do it quickly.
You want to do it quickly?
Yes, I want to do it quickly.
How about you, Kanagawa?
No, I'm not scared.
You're not scared?
Yes!
How about you, Natsuo?
I'm scared.
You're scared, aren't you?
Yes.
Say it again. How is it? Are you scared?
It kind of stinks...
It stinks? Isn't that propolis?
This area already smells like propolis!
Well then, let's go!
If you know what it is, please press the button and come to me!
Yes!
Well then, let's go! A speed match of past contents!
Ready, start!
It's delicious!
Matsuo!
Don't touch it now! Don't touch it now!
What is this? What is this?
I don't know what you're crying about.
It's a small one.
Yes, correct!
Team "D" is ready, start!
Matsuo said it!
No, no, no, no!
It's going so fast!
Isn't it really fast?
Yes, correct!
Only one more!
Go! Go! Go!
You're touching it so much!
I don't know!
You should go like this more.
With both hands. With both hands.
You should go with both hands.
You know, right?
You should hold it. You should hold it.
You should touch it more!
I don't know where it is!
Not that side! Not that side!
In front of you! In front of you!
It's moving! It's moving!
It's moving! Right under you! Right under you!
More! More! It's going up!
You know where it is?
I know! I know! More! More!
Above the wall! Above the wall!
Above the right wall!
It's coming!
You're wrong!
Iwamoto, what are you doing?
Please, touch it!
What is he doing?
What?
Wait! It's coming out! It's coming out!
Wait! What should I do? What should I do?
What should I do?
I haven't seen it yet! I haven't seen it yet!
Put it in!
Why do I have to touch it?
OK!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Go! Go!
You should have touched it with your palm, not with your hand like this.
It's around here.
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it? She doesn't know it.
She knows it for sure.
Wait, you don't know it?
You have to do it quickly.
Kanagawa, you should guess it.
Yomoto is confused.
Kanagawa, you should guess it if you are going to touch it anyway.
Here it comes, Yomoto!
It came slowly.
Why did you do it so slowly?
Correct!
Oh, is that what it is?
Now, everyone, go in front of your own box and look at it.
Oh, really?
Oh, I'm sorry. I touched it a lot. Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Yomoto is relaxed.
I'm sorry.
Kanagawa is in danger. She is crying.
I hate it. I hated it.
I hate it.
But if it's a normal game, it would be the best reaction.
Yes, it's usually like this.
Is it usually like this?
Yes.
Now, Yomoto is wrong.
Yomoto touched it a lot and her face came out.
What are you doing?
I didn't know.
It's probably the first time I've touched a frog.
I like it a lot.
No, I don't like it a lot.
It's cute. I think it's cute.
It's the first time I've touched it.
Kanagawa, did you see what you touched?
Really?
Look at it.
It came to me.
Do you hate it that much?
No, no, no.
Do you hate it that much?
You've been touching it.
Now, your face came out.
Your face came out.
You've been touching it.
Goi goi suu!
And Kanagawa is in danger.
This time...
Kanagawa lost the game and got a penalty drink.
I hate it.
Here we go.
This is a sign.
She's crying and touching a frog.
I'm sorry.
Now, go ahead.
Go ahead!
Go for it!
It's better than going home.
Ah!
Yes, the punishment game was a success.
Oh no, he can't stand up.
He can't stand up.
Now, let's move on to the next speed game.
Mr. Himura, please!
"Caribbean competition"!
It starts with ancient capital letters.
They search and bring it from the studio in an instant.
It's a match between "Speed life" and "Simple Caribbean competition".
Yes.
For this game,
the first one to arrive is safe,
and the last three people will get a penalty drink.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Can these four people imagine what's in the studio?
Who do you think is strong, Mr. Himura?
Well, I think it's Mr. Degawa.
Mr. Degawa!
He's riding it today.
Mr. Degawa is riding it.
"Female gorilla" was also good.
"Female gorilla" was good, wasn't it?
It was good, wasn't it?
But I could see that Tsutsui was also very active.
I was angry. I was angry.
I think you should be more active.
I see.
You should be as active as your seniors.
If I win,
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It's okay if you win quickly.
But if you play this game,
it's more interesting because you have to fight according to the rules.
It has nothing to do with whether you can make your seniors drink it or not.
You're very eager to win.
If you think about it from the opposite side of the table,
you're going to make your seniors drink it, if you're serious about it.
Seriously, you can say it seriously.
This will come out now, so when I say "ready, set, go", go and get it.
We don't know what will come out yet, so even if you think about it, we don't know yet.
Mr. Degawa.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're looking at it a lot now.
You're looking at it a lot.
Mr. Degawa, don't do it anymore.
Is it still going on, Mr. Degawa?
Let's do it like this.
Now, let's go.
This is the word on the top of the subject of the first battle, "ready, set, go".
Ready, set, go.
Even one person is okay.
Ready, set, go.
It's over.
Please go back.
- It's a wrap! - All right!
- That's really fast! - That's amazing!
- I'm glad! - Mugi tea is okay!
- You said you had Mugi tea, didn't you? - I thought I had it earlier.
- That's fast! - You're lucky!
- That's fast!
- So you three are pro-police?
- Yes! - Yes!
- What's wrong? - I brought it!
- What is it? - Something that starts with "m".
- If you don't mind... - That's right!
- I'll go! - Yes, go ahead.
"muri" (impossible)
You should have just said "m".
- "m" with nothing in it. - I learned something.
- Nice, pro-police! - Yumiki, you're a good pro - police!
- Two cups! - Two cups!
- Nice, pro-police!
So, the three losers will drink a penalty drink!
- All right, let's go! - Go ahead!
- "gui" (chewing)
- Scary! - "muri" (impossible)
- "muri" (chewing)
- "muri" is bad! Why don't you eat "mugi" tea?
- I don't want "muri" tea!
- Mix it up! Mix it up!
- Eat it up! Eat it up!
- But I put "mugi" tea in it...
- Here you go!
- What's wrong, Yumiki? - This is pro-police "fumi".
- Pro-police "mugi" tea!
- You drank it once, so you can have it again.
- That's true. - But "mugi" tea is strong!
- Just once...
- "mugi" is coming back to life!
- I'm relieved! - "mugi" is coming back to life!
- I'm relieved!
- One more drink? - One more drink!
- It's like "one more drink, Tehira?" - The taste has definitely changed!
- You can see the change in the "ume" you've been drinking the most, right? - That's right!
- This is not a variety show! - What is "yabai yabai"?
It's "yabai"!
Since the match ended too quickly, we will have a second round with the same members!
Here we go! Here is the word of the day!
Get ready, start!
- Go, go! - Hurry up!
- What should we do? - What is it?
- Hurry up! - What is it?
- "osamu"! - "osamu" came out! It's "osamu"!
- Correct! - "osamu" came out!
- "osamu" OK! - "osamu" OK!
Thank you! You were able to judge my name "osamu" right away!
I've always been thinking of you as "osamu-san", "osamu-san"!
- I've always been thinking of you as "osamu-san", "osamu-san"! - It's OK! You can call me "osamu - san" from now on!
OK, OK!
With that said, it's time for the three losers to drink again!
- I don't like this! - Get ready, start!
- "Start"? - Oh, I said it wrong!
- "Start"! - "Yabai"!
- It's OK, it's OK!
- It's your first time kissing, isn't it? - Yes!
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- You don't really kiss, do you?
- What's wrong? - What's wrong with kissing?
- This is your second drink. - I hope it doesn't have any negative effects!
- I was stopping my stomach just now. - You looked like Yamase Mami-san just now!
- Your face looks so beautiful when you're standing still. - This is bad.
- Why is that? Do you want me to shake it for you? - No! I'm serious!
After this, it's the final battle where their faces collapse!
Now, let's continue! Himura-san, please!
Manager!
Let's go with candy!
A game where you have to find the candy in the axe without using your hands!
Four people will challenge at the same time, and the last member will drink the penalty drink!
It's better to make their faces covered in powder.
That's all we ask of you!
This is the last battle, and even if you're an idol, you don't have to worry about your face or hair getting dirty.
You just have to show that you're going fast.
That's right.
That's what the staff said, right?
That's right.
And you might wonder if they'll come again in the future.
That's right.
So, even if you're in second or third place, it's important for you to show that you're going fast.
Yes.
What will be the final speed battle?
Now, you're all ready, right?
Yes!
Your hair is cute.
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's really cute.
It's cute.
Endo, you're cute. You have a round face.
That's right.
It's nice, isn't it?
How about you, Kubo? Are you confident?
That's right. It's my first time.
Oh, it's your first time?
Yes, it's my first time, but I'm full of energy.
That's right.
I want to do as much as I can.
But you have a lot of determination about your face.
That's right.
Right?
Well, I'm going to make it dirty.
Make it dirty!
That's cool!
She's going to make it dirty.
She's going to do it.
Yamashita.
I definitely want to win.
You want to win.
There's nothing good going on today.
There's nothing good going on.
Nothing good is happening.
I definitely want to win.
Have you ever done this before?
No, it's my first time on TV with this visual.
It's my first time in seven years.
I've never done pie before.
Oh, I see.
Is this your first time?
It's my first time making my face dirty.
It's my first time making it dirty.
It's your first time making it dirty in seven years.
It's my first time making it dirty.
It might rain as soon as you say it.
That's right.
Please do it.
End.
I've never made my face dirty like this before.
Oh, really?
That's right.
It's a little embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing?
It's round, isn't it?
No, it's cute.
But I'm going to make it dirty.
That's good.
That's great.
Hyokichi.
Yes.
Among these ladies.
Yes.
Right?
But you want me to win, don't you?
That's right.
I don't care about my face anymore.
I want to do my best.
You care about your face.
That's amazing.
If you get caught, you'll get a penalty game.
Yes.
Then I'll go.
Yes.
Amegui competition.
Wait a minute.
Everyone's distance is different.
Where is this from?
Is it from where you stand?
Let's be careful.
Now, I'll go.
It's good.
It's very fresh.
It's like a Showa perma-athletics championship.
It's like "perma" x "model-san"
Now, I'll go.
Amehayagui competition.
Ready, start!
It's there!
Go back! Go back!
There's candy!
You can only eat it with your face.
This is quite painful.
Please raise your head and breathe.
Please breathe.
Is there any?
Find it! Find it!
Is there any? Is there any?
Do your best!
There are three candies hidden in this powder.
You can only eat one.
Did you inhale it?
You can only eat it from your nose.
Do your best!
There's one!
Show me!
There's one!
Look in front of you!
You can't drop it.
Can I drop it?
Where should I put it?
Look in front of you!
Right! Right! Right!
Stop! Stop!
Show me!
Candy!
OK!
Next! Cloud!
Candy!
OK!
Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for Endo! Go for Shokichi!
Everybody say "Go for it" to him! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
- Don't you have it? - You have it, right?
- You two are looking for it. Oh? Did you find Endo? - No.
- She hasn't found him yet. No means no. - Shokichi, do you have it?
Shokichi said that he was focusing on it.
- Can you find it? Is there anything around it? - Don't make me laugh!
It's not that you shouldn't make me laugh, but you are focussing on finding it.
There is a hard one.
Look for it with your mouth wide open.
Look for it in his nose.
It's not in his nose, is it?
Look for it in his mouth.
His mouth is always in that corner.
There is no such thing in the middle of his mouth.
Is there anything special in that corner?
There are three things in this wide box.
Is there really three things in it?
There are three things in it, so it's easy for you to find it.
Why are you going to YAMASHITA and KUBO again?
YAMASHITA and KUBO have already cleared it.
Are you looking for the second one?
There is no second one, is there?
Look for it with your mouth wide open.
Is there a second one in his mouth?
There is no second one in his mouth.
KUBO and YAMASHITA were fast.
KUBO and YAMASHITA are now looking for the second one.
Why are you doing this?
It's fun when you start doing it.
If you give them a purpose, they will do their best.
YAMASHITA and KUBO can't be found.
At this rate, they will have a lot of work to do even after everyone has left.
YAMASHITA and KUBO are in a one-on-one battle.
Who will win in the end?
It's a match between BOUTERS and SUGAWARA.
Who will find YAMASHITA and KUBO first?
YAMASHITA and KUBO are in a one-on-one battle.
KUBO and YAMASHITA are eating a lot of food.
It's raining!
Shokichi!
You lost, Shokichi.
You don't have it.
Why doesn't everyone want to go?
It's already over and you want to look for it.
I'm sure you don't have it.
Use your hand.
I found it!
You found it so quickly.
I found it right there!
Remember the feeling of finding it with your face for the future.
I see.
Remember this feeling.
I'll remember it!
Endo, I'm glad you found it.
That's right.
I hit my chin.
You hit your chin?
I hit my chin.
I rolled over.
I see.
I see what you mean.
It's neatly wrapped up.
You look like Takano Hana when you were a kid.
You're right!
I think your cheeks are like that.
You're right!
You look cute.
You're first place in Yamashita.
I did it!
You look like you're from Yamashita.
Is it me?
You look like you're from Yamashita.
Hello! It's been a while!
You look beautiful.
You look beautiful, don't you, Kubo?
Yes!
I'm glad you like it.
Kubo likes it too!
Kubo usually wears white clothes, so it doesn't change.
It doesn't change.
Then it doesn't make sense for me to do it.
It doesn't change at all.
It doesn't change, does it?
Now, Shokichi!
Yes!
Now, Bartz!
Who is this?
You're wearing a lot of makeup.
With that, Sugawara will be punished!
Have you ever drunk Propolis?
No, it's my first time.
It's your first time?
I'm glad you got to drink it for the first time.
Let's drink it all at once.
Thank you for it.
Ah!
Isn't it a novel variety show?
A white-haired girl is like "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
I don't really watch it.
Wow, it's wonderful.
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